Theo Von Fights the Dark Arts While Eating Spicy Wings | Hot Ones

  • Published on Mar 21, 2019
  • Theo Von is one of the funniest comedians working today. You can catch him on the Dark Arts Tour coming to a city near you. His special, No Offense, is on Netflix now. And he has a podcast, This Past Weekend, which is available on Apple, Spotify, RUclip, and wherever else you get your pods. But how is he with spicy food? Find out as the Rat King takes on the wings of death and chats with Sean Evans as if they were lifelong buddies. As he battles the hot-sauce dark arts, Theo tells stories about climbing Mount Kilimanjaro, capturing chimps in Louisiana, and adapting to the L.A. lifestyle. GANG GANG!
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  • First We Feast
    First We Feast  3 months ago +7334


    • David T. Kurtz
      David T. Kurtz 9 days ago

      BUZZ BUZZ!

    • Charmcity77
      Charmcity77 9 days ago

      @MimicMayhem it's a European haircut

    • Jeoffroi Bienvenue
      Jeoffroi Bienvenue 11 days ago

      *𝚃𝚑𝚎 𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚏𝚎𝚌𝚝 𝚙𝚊𝚛𝚝𝚗𝚎𝚛 𝚒𝚜 𝚜𝚑𝚘𝚠𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚞𝚙 𝚒𝚗 𝚖𝚢 𝚕𝚒𝚏𝚎 > ***

    • JW Koenig
      JW Koenig 19 days ago

      First We Feast .... thanks for this.

    • Found Wheels
      Found Wheels 22 days ago

      The "bro" rubbed off on him lol

  • Dirty Dick Rodney
    Dirty Dick Rodney 2 hours ago

    "ya know"

  • Owen Robert
    Owen Robert 4 hours ago

    Theo "I just remembered something from a long time ago" Von.

    THOTH 5 hours ago +1

    I think Theo and Sean should get married, I was feeling some serious chemistry

    THOTH 5 hours ago +1

    "I'm used to operating my ass at basically sea level"

  • Dro
    Dro 12 hours ago

    who the fuck disliked this

  • Panda boy
    Panda boy 14 hours ago

    He is probably my all time favorite person of all time

  • Anthony Goodwin
    Anthony Goodwin 15 hours ago

    I wanna get high with Theo.

  • ʟᴏɴᴇᴠᴇɴᴛʜᴏʀɪᴢᴏɴ

    make up on a mullet

  • Colin Z
    Colin Z Day ago

    2 of the realist dudes ever who've made huge successes of themselves sit down and have a normal convo just like 2 regular dudes. Both these people are awesome :)

  • 1stinkywizzleteets

    "I just remembered something from a long time ago." Never says what it is.

  • Jeremy Lipford
    Jeremy Lipford Day ago

    "Do people vomit?"

  • Amenti M.L.G
    Amenti M.L.G Day ago

    Yauh know??

  • Gnorf
    Gnorf Day ago

    I bet Theo was the only kid to survive the chimp wrangling.

  • Krusty Buttons
    Krusty Buttons Day ago

    Jonathan Taylor Thomas hahahahahahahaha

  • Dalton King
    Dalton King Day ago

    I really hated the music and editing in this video for some reason

  • Delu.x
    Delu.x Day ago

    This was an insightful episode

  • DZNUTZ 2003
    DZNUTZ 2003 Day ago

    Theo yayyyyy

  • B3HEMOTH 44
    B3HEMOTH 44 Day ago

    didn't know Sean was Wayne from Letterkenny before this

  • nicolas lane
    nicolas lane 2 days ago

    wholesome af

  • 10,000 subscribers for 3 videos ?

    His legs move fast when they talked about him getting cheated .

  • Dallas
    Dallas 2 days ago

    Theo Von is just a real dude.

  • linus adhoc
    linus adhoc 2 days ago

    Kinda like a young man, like a Frenchman

  • Christopher Ramsue
    Christopher Ramsue 2 days ago +1

    Wonder if you guys can ever get Joe Rogan on the show?

  • Lisa Burton
    Lisa Burton 2 days ago

    He IS interviewing Sean!

  • Meme Lord
    Meme Lord 2 days ago

    They cussed the whole video saying fuck but got multiple ads 🧐

  • Elias Håkansson
    Elias Håkansson 2 days ago

    Where the hell does he get everything from? Effortless comedy

  • Sara Forney
    Sara Forney 2 days ago

    I’d like to do sex with the Rat King

  • Sara Forney
    Sara Forney 2 days ago

    Who in the hell is out here cheating on Theo he is a catch he is the catch

  • cr1m1nalspeed
    cr1m1nalspeed 2 days ago

    Was that Samuel L. Jackson at 9:31? Lol

  • See bee
    See bee 2 days ago

    KING IT!!!!! Gang Gang

  • Nathan Murray
    Nathan Murray 2 days ago

    Im convinced Theo secretly completed medical school

  • Clint Holcombe
    Clint Holcombe 2 days ago

    The background music is the worst.

  • Captain Casey Jones
    Captain Casey Jones 2 days ago

    Alright, its time for Joe Rogan. Get him on.

  • Mikok1234
    Mikok1234 2 days ago +1

    "Jesus Christ, is this semen?"

  • Mo Bitches84
    Mo Bitches84 2 days ago

    I just heard about this guy and now I look at everything he's on. Bruh I laughed every 30 seconds at this one😂😂...............Sharon Osbourne 🤣🤣🤣

  • Ian Campbell
    Ian Campbell 3 days ago

    I love the edits on this

  • Explodingtraps
    Explodingtraps 3 days ago

    Oh damn charlie died... he's fighting foreigners up in heaven now..gang gang

  • Ryan Rogers
    Ryan Rogers 3 days ago

    Always weird when I like a comic as a person, they seem cool, funny on podcasts but then I see a set and its awful. Theo seems like a cool dude tho

  • Amy Coco
    Amy Coco 3 days ago

    No person should be this fucking lovable.
    *gang* *gang*

  • Sean Nunzio
    Sean Nunzio 3 days ago

    I love the terminater soundtrack kicks in when the heat is getting him lol

  • solaydbak
    solaydbak 3 days ago

    Theo asks the most random questions. I’m surprised he didn’t ask the guy “what’s the highest hill you’ve climbed. “

  • Mike Last name
    Mike Last name 3 days ago

    “I feel like a damn breach birth” 😂 😂

  • Tony Danza
    Tony Danza 4 days ago


  • Bonaventure Cemetery Journeys

    This was the most coupling episode ever. It was hot wing bromance on steroids.

  • eriksven
    eriksven 4 days ago

    Theo's profile always reminds me of grown-up Beavis.

  • laurieg5
    laurieg5 4 days ago

    No one remembers him from Road Rules?!

  • GalaxCKidd TV
    GalaxCKidd TV 4 days ago

    Cool idea you should have a random fan do an episode once in a while.

  • Armento
    Armento 4 days ago

    I've seen him do his sets in LA a few times and he always kills. Great energy

  • help I've been kidnapped

    First rule of hot wings: Don't inhale while chewing

  • Madeliak and Monroe
    Madeliak and Monroe 4 days ago +4

    “Here’s to autism brother “ ~ Theo Von 2019

  • Brice Anderson
    Brice Anderson 4 days ago

    Theo Von comes on to interview Sean lolol

  • Bingo Bango
    Bingo Bango 4 days ago

    I like how they both interview eachother lol

  • Bingo Bango
    Bingo Bango 4 days ago

    And i know that youre a louisiana boy, do you practice the dark art of eating spicy food as well?
    Actually i gotta pepper stuck in my ear when i was young

  • Bubby Flippu
    Bubby Flippu 4 days ago

    Theo is an amazing comedian, and because of his one major achievement;

    *_He Made Jordan FUCKING Peterson LAUGH._*

  • Lelethu Matanda
    Lelethu Matanda 4 days ago

    One of my favourite episodes, didn't even know who this guy was. Shoutsout to Hot Ones man

  • N8 DGAF
    N8 DGAF 4 days ago

    Dude if Nick Swardson was on this episode with Theo, this episode would have resulted in the Nobel Peace prize garranteed!!!

    JEFF JACK 4 days ago

    This dude is a character. lol BRO!!!! He called Ellen Johnathon Taylor Thomas. HILARIOUS AF!! lololololololololol

  • Collin Kinard
    Collin Kinard 5 days ago

    "Haaaaaahhhh *inhale*
    Oooof sssss haaaahhh

  • Adam Murray
    Adam Murray 5 days ago

    *i just remembered something a long time ago*

  • Sanctum4all
    Sanctum4all 5 days ago

    "Jesus Christ is this semen?!" Hahahah

  • Rockstarzee
    Rockstarzee 5 days ago

    16:00 Theo reacting to the heat with the most Theo line ever

  • Cooper Naughton
    Cooper Naughton 5 days ago

    Why does Theo remind me of riff raff lol

    • Sarah Dale
      Sarah Dale 3 days ago

      Somewhere the two of them discuss mullets for 11 minutes. 😎

  • Clayton Lassiter
    Clayton Lassiter 5 days ago +4

    Love how he flipped the interview on sean started asking him about his dope

  • deelot1
    deelot1 5 days ago

    Theo is so humble and kind

  • wasted/time/traveler

    He reminds me of Donnie need to get him on the show.

  • dralithi
    dralithi 5 days ago


  • Michael Harvey
    Michael Harvey 5 days ago

    Only stumbled across Theo Von in the last few weeks. Only guy who can make me cry with laughter, and cry with sadness/hopefulness in one short video.

  • Kane Williams
    Kane Williams 6 days ago

    Wtf was he talkking about with the tall volleyball player...? He's taller than she was. Does he always lie or did i miss something?

    • Jimmy James
      Jimmy James 5 days ago

      Memories from childhood are easy to exaggerate, because an inch difference may have felt so so important in middle school that in your head it becomes a 7 inch difference

  • MrFebreze7
    MrFebreze7 6 days ago +3


  • Richard Nash
    Richard Nash 6 days ago

    This is my favorite one outside of the DJ Khaleed one.

  • Erica Scillia
    Erica Scillia 6 days ago

    At 16:09..anyone else wanna know what he "remembered from a long time ago"? Whatever it is, shit can't be good. LOL

  • Emmanuel Borges
    Emmanuel Borges 6 days ago

    Theo: you know

  • Carnage Fusion
    Carnage Fusion 6 days ago

    King and the Sting
    Hilarious 😂

  • Hannah
    Hannah 7 days ago


  • living_dead_guy_222
    living_dead_guy_222 7 days ago

    I wonder how many times this guy fucked his sister before recording this.

  • Marco Tejada
    Marco Tejada 7 days ago

    There are so many things I love about this interview. Not only does Theo legitimately seem intrested in what Sean has to say but he always maintains eye contact and even adds jokes to what Sean is saying. Not only does that show that hes paying attention but he understands the situation enough to be able to make it funny. Such a caring soul.

  • Dawn Mackenzie
    Dawn Mackenzie 7 days ago

    This guy is hilarious! 🤣

  • Travis Stevens
    Travis Stevens 7 days ago

    Sharon Osborn my fucking god that's funny!

  • Jake Shea
    Jake Shea 7 days ago +1

    “Do the best you can, even if sometimes you don’t want to” - Theo Von. That’s as real as it gets.

  • hans peter
    hans peter 7 days ago

    16:50 this is so funny haha

  • KH KH
    KH KH 7 days ago +1

    “Ya hear the devil walkin” 🔥 🌶 👂 😈

  • Susanna Vesna
    Susanna Vesna 7 days ago

    I love Theo Von! Been following him since he appeared on H3H3! What a unique way of expressing himself and coming up with crazy stories!

  • CJ S
    CJ S 8 days ago

    make a compilation of guests reacting to sean shaking the last bottle

  • C. Bentley
    C. Bentley 8 days ago

    Sharon Osborne 🤦🏼‍♂️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • Riley T
    Riley T 8 days ago

    Theo So Real Von

  • Ken Money
    Ken Money 8 days ago

    i dont even know who this guy is, but this is easy top 5 hot ones for me

  • The Gent
    The Gent 8 days ago

    Those sauces sent Theo Von back to the mutha fukin dark ages. Was having flashbacks that weren't even his

  • Michael Risling
    Michael Risling 8 days ago

    short guys dating super tall girls is the new wave

  • Caligreen420
    Caligreen420 8 days ago +1

    Gang Gang / Buzz Buzz

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    Gang gang

  • jared lind
    jared lind 8 days ago

    Eli Manning wears cowboy hats hahahahaha this is the greatest news ever

  • Mason Smith
    Mason Smith 9 days ago

    I fucking love Theo 😂😂 he’s so full of shit

  • That Doode
    That Doode 9 days ago

    skittles and theo von are an awesome combo haha im eating original skittles right now

  • David Buckner
    David Buckner 9 days ago

    I dont know who he is but this is a fav he's funny as f

  • Anthony Vasquez
    Anthony Vasquez 9 days ago

    "I just remembered something from my past" lol!! When the heat gives a heat flash from the past!!

  • Jake M
    Jake M 9 days ago

    Dude this is a great channel...

  • Airik1111
    Airik1111 9 days ago

    Dude is hilarious and so NORMAL.

  • Ryan Johnson
    Ryan Johnson 9 days ago +1

    Get Lil B the Basedgod on Hot Ones

  • Doe Joe
    Doe Joe 9 days ago

    🤣😂 loved this episode the most