Weekend Update on Fake News Sites - SNL

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  • Richard Rowley
    Richard Rowley 8 дней назад

    Looking at the NYC graphic at 2;15 in the video Staten Island looks like a big red bloodstain like it just had it period.

  • Cal Sheridan
    Cal Sheridan 10 дней назад

    You know what? I was gonna make fun of their unprofessionalism but then I remembered... Donald Trump had just become president. Laughing is the only way they could've survived.

  • Frieda
    Frieda 20 дней назад

    Well, it's 9.2.2017, and Trump has all but flushed the country down the toilet. He's an absolute disaster and disgrace. So, 'no', just anyone CANNOT be president.

  • Brooklyn Payne
    Brooklyn Payne 27 дней назад

    michael is also so fucking sexy.

  • Brooklyn Payne
    Brooklyn Payne 27 дней назад

    pete is very sexy to me.

  • Dylan
    Dylan 28 дней назад

    "Sheets and skins" 😂

  • Carlo Nilo
    Carlo Nilo 28 дней назад

    Knowing how people are in my generation. They will probably vote for kanye.....

  • Benny Walker
    Benny Walker Месяц назад

    You idiots are what's ruined this country....bunch of CRY babies!

  • Kayla Barnes
    Kayla Barnes Месяц назад

    no one shall ever dislike this , it's at a perfect 420.

  • Ro G
    Ro G Месяц назад +1

    Six months in and t'rump has already threatened to drop bombs on North Korea, his healthcare bill died in the Senate, the wall is still unfunded, and he's spent over 50% of his time at a resort or property. Doing such a great job. And yet he still can't bang Ivanka. What a shame.

  • Andrea Ardon
    Andrea Ardon 2 месяца назад

    I miss how when they used to call him Pete Davidson "Resident young Person" lol

  • Solz00
    Solz00 2 месяца назад

    Its really depressing how lame SNL has gotten. We get it you guys hate Trump and refuse to make fun of democrats.

  • quick response
    quick response 2 месяца назад

    Real Americans are happy about the elections. Foreign traitors are upset and I'm glad.

  • Mornhaven
    Mornhaven 2 месяца назад

    Go Trump!

  • Aaron Mubwanda
    Aaron Mubwanda 2 месяца назад

    Micheal do you live in a mental Asylum?

  • Boo Radleys Bitch Tits
    Boo Radleys Bitch Tits 2 месяца назад

    I never can stand any skit with Kenan in it. He usually ruins the sketch by smiling and staring off into space. He was voted most annoying cast member of All That and he will go down as worst cast member of SNL.

  • Terese Durand
    Terese Durand 3 месяца назад

    So many burns

  • Keanu Vernon
    Keanu Vernon 3 месяца назад

    That's why snl is the fakest for dissing kanye. Anybody that thinks differently than college liberals is labeled as not progressive. Propaganda mixed with a couple of jokes.

  • Adams Fam
    Adams Fam 3 месяца назад

    them turkeys is running a train on yo' dog Willie !!!!! funniest line ever

  • thomas peterson
    thomas peterson 4 месяца назад

    Horrible comedy. No talent just tag lines. Weak.

  • Alan Loves Languages
    Alan Loves Languages 4 месяца назад

    At the end of the video, there is an image of The Rock and a girl in the red leather jacket. Where can I find that clip? Who is that girl?

  • Rob McQueen
    Rob McQueen 4 месяца назад

    Wow, I almost forgot Staten Island is full of fucking racists!

  • Silver Surfer
    Silver Surfer 4 месяца назад

    I can still hear my grandma say "it's roaches in that pie Willie" LMAOOO

  • Morty Sanchez
    Morty Sanchez 4 месяца назад

    hows the winning working out?
    China bitch slapped Trump over Taiwan and then educated him on Korea


    Trump lost an aircraft carrier and made US resolve in Korea a joke

    57 of 58 pentagon senate confirmed jobs are still empty, vast majority not even nominated


    mmmmm
    feel that win

  • BadWalmartCustomerService.Com
    BadWalmartCustomerService.Com 4 месяца назад

    kenan...pretty gross this episode. he sounded like leslie jones.

  • Itsdexter1994
    Itsdexter1994 4 месяца назад

    This was kenans funniest skit. I miss what's up with that too

  • Rebecca Moore Frey
    Rebecca Moore Frey 4 месяца назад

    Hey! SI was the PL I came 2 AFT sANDY. i MOVD ME 2 THE FORGOTN 2 BORO

  • BARBRAH WOULD
    BARBRAH WOULD 4 месяца назад

    Pete's reeel cute💋

  • Phoenix Chastaine
    Phoenix Chastaine 4 месяца назад

    😂 😂 😂 😂

  • Zach Hynd
    Zach Hynd 4 месяца назад

    stupid

  • DirtyPrancing
    DirtyPrancing 5 месяцев назад

    getting pretty tired that SNL can't seem to come up with any other material besides Trump hate. The politicians haven't stopped giving you material, so why are you being so good damn lazy?

  • Todd Here
    Todd Here 5 месяцев назад

    Trump bashing is getting tired .. really .. Try to be funny .. Remember Comedy .. Love Spicey ..

  • chabnormal
    chabnormal 5 месяцев назад +3

    Kenan is the funniest cast member. I've been a fan of his since he was on All That.

    • Dylan
      Dylan 28 дней назад

      chabnormal Kenan and Pete are the funniest

  • Evera Outta
    Evera Outta 5 месяцев назад

    *Alternate version* Survey says the remake of Ghostbusters singlehandedly lost Dems the election this year. Says one angry white straight male "Pepe cucks for no [slur]" in a comment, "smh Hollywood is full of Jews enough as it is, now we have to deal with the man that played a mass rapist Nordic god, in a gender swap? What a beta male cuck he turned out to be." *Transition to Breitbart News logo*

  • Evera Outta
    Evera Outta 5 месяцев назад +1

    *A massive Christian flag is unfurled over the background world map by masked white Christian terrorists, as Jost continues to froth from the mouth, slam his fist on the table, and rave about minorities that he hates and claims don't suffer anything real, and don't even exist. Real screams from the audience, shots are heard.*

  • Evera Outta
    Evera Outta 5 месяцев назад +1

    *Jost continues* Yes! Trannies, feminists such as the historical Illuminati that fought for women's education, the Rothschilds and other Jewlords, Muslims, Latinos, reptilian space aliens, and autists and other retard mentally disabled wastes of food, lost the Dems the election this year. All fucking hail Pepe, the 4chan king of reason. All hail Kek, all hail Sargon. *one guy in the back sorta has been nervously proto-laugh chuckling, waiting for the punchline, which never comes*

  • Evera Outta
    Evera Outta 5 месяцев назад +1

    *White man, on my birthday, and I'm a trans woman* : Trans people are why Dems lost the election, not white people. *everyone laughs nervously at obvious lie*

  • common101sense
    common101sense 5 месяцев назад

    "Steve Bannon, who everyone is saying is a racist" is such a slippery way of calling someone a racist without any proof.

  • Furno Guns and Games
    Furno Guns and Games 5 месяцев назад

    They are saying give trump a chance. (cough) Obama ( cough cough)

  • India Nicholas
    India Nicholas 5 месяцев назад

    I don't want to listen to Kanye period.

  • jujuandjesus
    jujuandjesus 5 месяцев назад +1

    One of the best SNL segments ever. Every single moment is gold

  • Kyle Stubbs
    Kyle Stubbs 5 месяцев назад

    That millipede made my day.

  • Theodore Rule of Law
    Theodore Rule of Law 5 месяцев назад +2

    Oh. I thought it was Dona Brazille…

  • albedo089
    albedo089 5 месяцев назад

    Pete Davidson seems to be a brainless LIAR

  • deartotheheart
    deartotheheart 5 месяцев назад +3

    Seriously you wish Staten Island got destroyed because they primarily vote Republican and disagree with you politically? That's disgusting

    • deartotheheart
      deartotheheart 4 месяца назад

      You've missed the entire point

    • Johnna Dunston
      Johnna Dunston 4 месяца назад

      Lakyn Marie Telling them!

    • Lakyn Marie
      Lakyn Marie 4 месяца назад +3

      deartotheheart Republicans constantly vote against welfare, food programs for children, housing for poor people and healthcare. They vote for people to die. Period.

    • deartotheheart
      deartotheheart 4 месяца назад

      That's not at all the same thing as saying that "republicans literally vote to let people die." You're stereotyping an entire political ideology and anyone who adhere's to that viewpoint - that's intolerance and ignorant of diverse political positions separate from your own and those found even within that party.

    • Lakyn Marie
      Lakyn Marie 4 месяца назад +3

      deartotheheart A republican voter literally agrees with republicans that's why they fucking vote republican. That's not a stereotype that's...the meaning of political parties.

  • Kia Doll
    Kia Doll 6 месяцев назад

    Investigate Olive Garden

  • John doe
    John doe 6 месяцев назад +1

    I've been watching a lot of SNL clips and keep seeing comments like SNL us so obviously left they hate trump truth be told folks ALL of the Major Networks are biases Left and right Abc NBC Fox CNN CBS that's because they are bought out by onside or the other is so funny to watch lefties talk about how right biased Fox is or righties to talk abou NBC or CBS is left biased wake up people the two parties bought the networks to brainwash you the laugh when u sit there and point out the obvious biases and fight amoungst your self while meanwhile there is a much much bigger agenda at hand time to wake up America stop fighting the left vs right black vs white agenda and really look into what really ails this country while we fight the petty fight the elitist keep getting stronger and richer Trump isn't more than another pawn in the game Pay attention look forward and pray for our great country

  • Hannah
    Hannah 6 месяцев назад +11

    I LOVE Pete Davison and I am so glad he's back and hopefully healthy and in a good state of mind

  • Matthew Diaz
    Matthew Diaz 6 месяцев назад

    Those turkeys is running a train on your dog Willie!

  • somekindonut
    somekindonut 6 месяцев назад +2

    Hillary-ous

  • Fatima Mendez
    Fatima Mendez 6 месяцев назад

    THAT Tinder joke!!!! 🤣

  • erasethepatterns1
    erasethepatterns1 6 месяцев назад

    You f'n Trump haters ruined SNL.

  • Pork fried rice
    Pork fried rice 6 месяцев назад

    Lmaoooo "its called 'why democrats lost the election'" savage

  • DreTheThinker
    DreTheThinker 6 месяцев назад +1

    Kenan Thompson is not funny at all.

    • cr87129
      cr87129 4 месяца назад +1

      DreTheThinker The rest are even less funny.

  • lola bigcups
    lola bigcups 6 месяцев назад

    Does that first guy have a facial disorder or am I tripping?

  • Socialist Revolutionary
    Socialist Revolutionary 6 месяцев назад

    Pete Davidson is actually the one person on SNL I wouldn't expect to be a Liberal

  • Soulfox
    Soulfox 6 месяцев назад

    Pete Davidson is the best

  • bisquitnspanky
    bisquitnspanky 6 месяцев назад

    My standard response to "Give Trump a chance" is, "He was appointed President of the United States of America after losing the election. How much more of a chance does he fucking need?"

  • Robin
    Robin 6 месяцев назад +11

    Pete Davidson is adorable. Staten Island kind of thing to say...

  • sirjames45
    sirjames45 6 месяцев назад

    SNL, for liberals only now..........

  • BunnyMix Meow
    BunnyMix Meow 6 месяцев назад +3

    "I'm so proud of that joke "

  • Ruth Victoria
    Ruth Victoria 6 месяцев назад +1

    weekend updates are awesome

  • Treesuh
    Treesuh 6 месяцев назад +6

    Weekend update is the only thing I like about SNL

  • Rapportus Rich
    Rapportus Rich 6 месяцев назад

    mother fuckers left eye is bigger than his right wtf

  • stainkilla best
    stainkilla best 6 месяцев назад +2

    TRUMP =FAKE HAIR

  • Lauren Freisinger
    Lauren Freisinger 6 месяцев назад +1

    hey jeff sessions how ya like that chocolate pie miss minnie made you racist

  • lincoln b
    lincoln b 6 месяцев назад +1

    Hey, they said "Trump". They must be pedophiles. Yeah, that makes sense.

  • metalfan
    metalfan 6 месяцев назад +3

    Kanye West can go fuck himself

  • CJ Nicosia
    CJ Nicosia 6 месяцев назад

    Pete Davidson looks like what would happen if an inbred started doing Heroine

  • rakim750
    rakim750 6 месяцев назад

    This is not funny.

  • Mongo Swanson
    Mongo Swanson 6 месяцев назад

    What did the prime minister of Israel say? Oh yea President Trump is the greatest friend to the Jewish people.

  • ThaFriendlyDictator
    ThaFriendlyDictator 6 месяцев назад +2

    I'm ashamed at how hard I laughed at the Dwayne the Rock Johnson joke...

  • Sha'Tera Wilcoxson
    Sha'Tera Wilcoxson 6 месяцев назад +5

    Pete went the hell off.

  • footballfan8989
    footballfan8989 6 месяцев назад

    when did SNL go so obviously left? half the country voted Republican hahahahahaha. I don't get it. SNL doesn't seem to get it either. there are red parts of the country hahahahaha. yeah if you look at the map most of it is red

  • timber72
    timber72 6 месяцев назад

    You're not funny, Pete Davidson. You're just bitter.

  • Chief 1 Step 2 Far
    Chief 1 Step 2 Far 6 месяцев назад

    they try soooo hard, soooo hard

  • chiefdancingostriche
    chiefdancingostriche 6 месяцев назад

    sexiest man alive, we all know that is keith olbermann.

  • Cole Hutson
    Cole Hutson 6 месяцев назад +2

    Pete Davidson is fucking hilarious

  • Solo Zero
    Solo Zero 6 месяцев назад +1

    this...was... very funny

  • Stephen Fennessy
    Stephen Fennessy 6 месяцев назад

    I thought Kenan had given up playing women?

  • Animefreak242
    Animefreak242 6 месяцев назад

    Kenan is terrible

  • Ausitn Swaney
    Ausitn Swaney 6 месяцев назад +2

    protesting idiots like you

  • Yung Skadoodle
    Yung Skadoodle 6 месяцев назад +1

    Preach

  • Roger Todd
    Roger Todd 6 месяцев назад +29

    It's called why democrats lost the election 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • Jackie Singleton
      Jackie Singleton 4 месяца назад +29

      Pork fried rice ,,,,, Wrong. So wrong you got something you weren't even talking about wrong! The electoral college was NOT put in place to get candidates to go to Iowa, or to make voters in one state more valuable than votes from another state (a thoroughly un-American thing to do). The electoral college was put in place to protect America from itself. To give people who are serious about politics & government an emergency last chance to prevent someone who is unqualified or unfit, or in league with our enemies, from becoming president. It has absolutely Nothing to do with often cited BS about "making sure candidates go everywhere & don't neglect parts of the country." Having anyone's vote count for more than anyone else's was not part of the original plan & was only done latter when politicians realized that they could use it as a tool to get their state more political influence. It has completely failed to do what it was originally designed to do. But it is nearly impossible to change because the few states that benefit from it will fight to the death before they let go of their political advantage. The fact that 1 vote in Montana is not equal to 1 vote in Florida or New Hampshire is completely ridiculous and entirely un-American. It was a great idea (ironically it was Alexander Hamilton who pushed for it) a way to prevent a charismatic leader who doesn't have America's best interests at heart from being elected. A last line of defense against demagoguery. (If you aren't 1000% sure you know exactly what demagoguery is and why it is so dangerous, PLEASE look it up. Please, take one minute for America!)
      Have a nice life, or at least try to. And definitely don't stop others from trying! P

    • Pork fried rice
      Pork fried rice 6 месяцев назад +29

      The electoral college did not cheat they did their job and gave a voice to the states that would have been looked over if we only counted on the popular vote.

    • Matthew Garcia
      Matthew Garcia 6 месяцев назад +29

      Haha! So true, Roger. Definitely the most underrated joke of that entire segment (and I identify as a Dem). You could hear the discomfort in the audience. The left is way too soft, sometimes.

    • Roger Todd
      Roger Todd 6 месяцев назад

      Nina Monier don't want to start a flame war or whatever but Donald trump would still have won its the way he campaigned , if it was for the number of votes he actually stated he would have campaigned differently

    • MECHA KRAUT
      MECHA KRAUT 6 месяцев назад

      OMG! THAT MILLIPEDE IS BEAUTIFUL!😃💙💖💟

  • R S
    R S 6 месяцев назад

    This show was good once, now it's just relentless liberal nonsense

    • i dont care
      i dont care 6 месяцев назад +0

      Ryan Sullivan go find a safe space trumptard

  • Tris10
    Tris10 6 месяцев назад +9

    There's only 2 genders

    • Anonymous Channel
      Anonymous Channel Месяц назад

      Colin Jost basically said that in this video.

    • TheEyeTeaMan
      TheEyeTeaMan 4 месяца назад

      well actually no.

      I am not going to bore you with a ton of neurology but the research points to gender being closer to 50 shades of rainbow rather than pink or blue. You can go beyond pink and you can go beyond blue but most people sit on some color wavelength between the two.

    • Johnna Dunston
      Johnna Dunston 4 месяца назад

      Twister PLUMP still 2 genders :/

    • MECHA KRAUT
      MECHA KRAUT 6 месяцев назад +9

      Tris10
      It used to be normal that there were only 2 genders, but some people are born with both genders, some with no gender... some that feel that their SOUL is who they are and not what their hormones dictate.

      Transgender people need compassion and understanding.💟 Regardless of what they are... they are HUMAN BEINGS!💙

  • alvin johnson
    alvin johnson 6 месяцев назад +3

    when are they going to start getting on ivanka!!!

  • Ray Richey
    Ray Richey 6 месяцев назад

    Wow, I'm glad I didn't subscribe I'm starting to think Trump is right about Saturday Night Live's comedy is going down hill. I think Alex is doing a pretty good job with Trumps mannerisms but this bit was over the top. I've been a fan of SNL since my college days and I don't mind poking fun at anyone but this was not even funny.

  • Counter Punch Boxing
    Counter Punch Boxing 6 месяцев назад

    man Saturday Night Live has really gone downhill it's just not funny anymore

  • jewbacca 007
    jewbacca 007 6 месяцев назад

    I remember when snl was funny.

    • Mr. Perfect Cell
      Mr. Perfect Cell 20 дней назад

      jewbacca 007 Yeah, I remember the good old days of the present. Wait...

  • Silver Surfer
    Silver Surfer 6 месяцев назад +1

    lol he's come a way long since those Nickelodeon Kenan and Kel days

  • Jack Paval
    Jack Paval 6 месяцев назад

    Is this supposed to be funny? i cant tell
    I hear people laughing, but i don't really see any actual humor.

  • iiFallenWish
    iiFallenWish 6 месяцев назад

    37 genders...the US really is embracing mental illness instead of treating it

    • Bruce Wayne
      Bruce Wayne 6 месяцев назад +0

      73, actually. Somehow, trans and trans* and transgender are all different.

  • sirjames45
    sirjames45 6 месяцев назад

    SNL is just about unwatchable now. 97% leftist sermon, and 3% comedy.
    I just can't watch it anymore.

    • sirjames45
      sirjames45 6 месяцев назад

      I don't believe in conspiracy theories.
      I do believe that if you have a comedy show that is really only for liberals now, that it means your ratings are going down.

    • Andy Bee
      Andy Bee 6 месяцев назад +0

      Alex Jones is a fucking nutter!

    • Bruce Wayne
      Bruce Wayne 6 месяцев назад

      Why not? Alex Jones is still funnier than SNL even though he isn't trying to be.

    • Andy Bee
      Andy Bee 6 месяцев назад +0

      Your choice...why don't u watch Alex Jones...right up your street.

  • Dr Richard M
    Dr Richard M 6 месяцев назад +31

    ahhahaha Lol Kenan Thompson killed it I may not live a life of luxury maybe I don't have a coat or toenails but I do have something that nobody can't ever take away from me ( Michael Che) what'sthat? ahhah outstanding warrants !! ahahLol

  • Luke Riley
    Luke Riley 6 месяцев назад

    Willie is and always will be the realest.

  • kanyallhearmenow
    kanyallhearmenow 6 месяцев назад

    SECRET GAY ALIEN !!!!!!!!!!! i knew it !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Markus Steph
    Markus Steph 6 месяцев назад

    3:25 Good point xD