Weekend Update on Fake News Sites - SNL

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  • darryn frost
    darryn frost 14 часов назад

    "Them turkeys is runnin a train on your dog, Willie!"

  • dancepiglover
    dancepiglover 2 дня назад

    Talks about a millipede, shows video of a centipede.

  • Mo Jo
    Mo Jo 6 дней назад

    You never heard a conservative say "I'm scared" after obama won. Pussies!

  • 215mookies
    215mookies 7 дней назад

    Keeeeenan!!

  • Giil Dajionn
    Giil Dajionn 7 дней назад

    Liberals are fags

  • Simon Kanner
    Simon Kanner 8 дней назад

    Trump daughter is jewish...

  • Lara-Celeste Scafo
    Lara-Celeste Scafo 9 дней назад

    litterly everything he saod about staten island is correct and on point

  • Amy Torres
    Amy Torres 13 дней назад

    This will always be my favorite show

  • Patrick PhippsPA
    Patrick PhippsPA 22 дня назад

    Trump trashing is worn out. Stop it.

  • Rick Slick
    Rick Slick 29 дней назад

    Too bad they don't have the balls to take on the Clinton Foundation.

  • PowdaToastFace Killah
    PowdaToastFace Killah Месяц назад

    Yeah Staten Island aka east New Jersey, full of dotards

    • ChainBlast
      ChainBlast 25 дней назад

      For some odd reason, I just cant stand New Jersey! IDK why but I hate almost everything about it other than the nice neighborhoods

  • EasyRider321
    EasyRider321 Месяц назад +1

    "George Bush doesn't like black people", anyway... Kanye told me, lol... ;) :) 😉☺😊😊😊😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • Jason Holmes
    Jason Holmes Месяц назад

    that was some funny shit

  • Mike Price
    Mike Price Месяц назад

    6:56 "those turkeys are pulling a train on your dog Willy"

  • Jim Berve
    Jim Berve Месяц назад

    Bridesmaids

  • Jackie Singleton
    Jackie Singleton Месяц назад

    "There runnin a train on your dog Willy!!!".
    P

  • theboywho criedzombie
    theboywho criedzombie Месяц назад

    Are corporations bad? If so, then why are you listening to the corporate OWNED media? Morons.

  • J B
    J B Месяц назад +1

    It's now 10/17, and it has only got worse.

  • d ingram
    d ingram Месяц назад

    my neighbor Willie omg!... lmfao

  • RockoutG88
    RockoutG88 Месяц назад

    Hilarious when people actually think Trump is the equivalent of Hitler....oh SNL and your 90% liberal base.....

  • Richard Rowley
    Richard Rowley 2 месяца назад

    Looking at the NYC graphic at 2;15 in the video Staten Island looks like a big red bloodstain like it just had it period.

  • Cal Sheridan
    Cal Sheridan 2 месяца назад

    You know what? I was gonna make fun of their unprofessionalism but then I remembered... Donald Trump had just become president. Laughing is the only way they could've survived.

  • Frieda
    Frieda 2 месяца назад

    Well, it's 9.2.2017, and Trump has all but flushed the country down the toilet. He's an absolute disaster and disgrace. So, 'no', just anyone CANNOT be president.

  • Brooklyn Payne
    Brooklyn Payne 2 месяца назад

    michael is also so fucking sexy.

  • Brooklyn Payne
    Brooklyn Payne 2 месяца назад

    pete is very sexy to me.

  • Dylan
    Dylan 2 месяца назад

    "Sheets and skins" 😂

  • Carlo Nilo
    Carlo Nilo 2 месяца назад

    Knowing how people are in my generation. They will probably vote for kanye.....

  • Benny Walker
    Benny Walker 2 месяца назад

    You idiots are what's ruined this country....bunch of CRY babies!

  • Kayla Barnes
    Kayla Barnes 3 месяца назад

    no one shall ever dislike this , it's at a perfect 420.

  • Ro G
    Ro G 3 месяца назад +1

    Six months in and t'rump has already threatened to drop bombs on North Korea, his healthcare bill died in the Senate, the wall is still unfunded, and he's spent over 50% of his time at a resort or property. Doing such a great job. And yet he still can't bang Ivanka. What a shame.

  • Andrea Ardon
    Andrea Ardon 4 месяца назад

    I miss how when they used to call him Pete Davidson "Resident young Person" lol

  • Solz00
    Solz00 4 месяца назад

    Its really depressing how lame SNL has gotten. We get it you guys hate Trump and refuse to make fun of democrats.

  • quick response
    quick response 4 месяца назад

    Real Americans are happy about the elections. Foreign traitors are upset and I'm glad.

  • Mornhaven
    Mornhaven 4 месяца назад

    Go Trump!

  • Aaron Mubwanda
    Aaron Mubwanda 4 месяца назад

    Micheal do you live in a mental Asylum?

  • Commander Fun
    Commander Fun 4 месяца назад

    I never can stand any skit with Kenan in it. He usually ruins the sketch by smiling and staring off into space. He was voted most annoying cast member of All That and he will go down as worst cast member of SNL.

  • Terese Durand
    Terese Durand 5 месяцев назад

    So many burns

  • Keanu Vernon
    Keanu Vernon 5 месяцев назад

    That's why snl is the fakest for dissing kanye. Anybody that thinks differently than college liberals is labeled as not progressive. Propaganda mixed with a couple of jokes.

  • 3 boys gaming
    3 boys gaming 5 месяцев назад

    them turkeys is running a train on yo' dog Willie !!!!! funniest line ever

  • thomas peterson
    thomas peterson 6 месяцев назад

    Horrible comedy. No talent just tag lines. Weak.

  • Alan Loves Languages
    Alan Loves Languages 6 месяцев назад

    At the end of the video, there is an image of The Rock and a girl in the red leather jacket. Where can I find that clip? Who is that girl?

  • Rob McQueen
    Rob McQueen 6 месяцев назад

    Wow, I almost forgot Staten Island is full of fucking racists!

  • Silver Surfer
    Silver Surfer 6 месяцев назад

    I can still hear my grandma say "it's roaches in that pie Willie" LMAOOO

  • Morty Sanchez
    Morty Sanchez 6 месяцев назад

    hows the winning working out?
    China bitch slapped Trump over Taiwan and then educated him on Korea

    Trump lost an aircraft carrier and made US resolve in Korea a joke
    57 of 58 pentagon senate confirmed jobs are still empty, vast majority not even nominated

    mmmmm
    feel that win

  • BadWalmartCustomerService.Com
    BadWalmartCustomerService.Com 6 месяцев назад

    kenan...pretty gross this episode. he sounded like leslie jones.

  • Itsdexter1994
    Itsdexter1994 6 месяцев назад

    This was kenans funniest skit. I miss what's up with that too

  • Rebecca Moore Frey
    Rebecca Moore Frey 6 месяцев назад

    Hey! SI was the PL I came 2 AFT sANDY. i MOVD ME 2 THE FORGOTN 2 BORO

  • BARBRAH WOULD
    BARBRAH WOULD 6 месяцев назад

    Pete's reeel cute💋

  • Phoenix Chastaine
    Phoenix Chastaine 6 месяцев назад

    😂 😂 😂 😂

  • Zach Hynd
    Zach Hynd 6 месяцев назад

    stupid

  • DirtyPrancing
    DirtyPrancing 6 месяцев назад

    getting pretty tired that SNL can't seem to come up with any other material besides Trump hate. The politicians haven't stopped giving you material, so why are you being so good damn lazy?

  • Nothing Burger
    Nothing Burger 7 месяцев назад

    Trump bashing is getting tired .. really .. Try to be funny .. Remember Comedy .. Love Spicey ..

  • chabnormal
    chabnormal 7 месяцев назад +16

    Kenan is the funniest cast member. I've been a fan of his since he was on All That.

    • nunya business
      nunya business 6 дней назад

      chabnormal who loves orange soda????

    • PowdaToastFace Killah
      PowdaToastFace Killah Месяц назад

      Same here. AllThat to kenan and kel to snl

    • Dylan
      Dylan 2 месяца назад +1

      chabnormal Kenan and Pete are the funniest

  • Smrt Trollizmu
    Smrt Trollizmu 7 месяцев назад

    *Alternate version* Survey says the remake of Ghostbusters singlehandedly lost Dems the election this year. Says one angry white straight male "Pepe cucks for no [slur]" in a comment, "smh Hollywood is full of Jews enough as it is, now we have to deal with the man that played a mass rapist Nordic god, in a gender swap? What a beta male cuck he turned out to be." *Transition to Breitbart News logo*

  • Smrt Trollizmu
    Smrt Trollizmu 7 месяцев назад +1

    *A massive Christian flag is unfurled over the background world map by masked white Christian terrorists, as Jost continues to froth from the mouth, slam his fist on the table, and rave about minorities that he hates and claims don't suffer anything real, and don't even exist. Real screams from the audience, shots are heard.*

  • Smrt Trollizmu
    Smrt Trollizmu 7 месяцев назад +1

    *Jost continues* Yes! Trannies, feminists such as the historical Illuminati that fought for women's education, the Rothschilds and other Jewlords, Muslims, Latinos, reptilian space aliens, and autists and other retard mentally disabled wastes of food, lost the Dems the election this year. All fucking hail Pepe, the 4chan king of reason. All hail Kek, all hail Sargon. *one guy in the back sorta has been nervously proto-laugh chuckling, waiting for the punchline, which never comes*

    • Bean Dip
      Bean Dip 28 дней назад

      Lol wut

  • Smrt Trollizmu
    Smrt Trollizmu 7 месяцев назад +1

    *White man, on my birthday, and I'm a trans woman* : Trans people are why Dems lost the election, not white people. *everyone laughs nervously at obvious lie*

  • common101sense
    common101sense 7 месяцев назад

    "Steve Bannon, who everyone is saying is a racist" is such a slippery way of calling someone a racist without any proof.

  • Jackal Croc Denier
    Jackal Croc Denier 7 месяцев назад

    They are saying give trump a chance. (cough) Obama ( cough cough)

  • India Nicholas
    India Nicholas 7 месяцев назад

    I don't want to listen to Kanye period.

  • jujuandjesus
    jujuandjesus 7 месяцев назад +1

    One of the best SNL segments ever. Every single moment is gold

  • Kyle Stubbs
    Kyle Stubbs 7 месяцев назад

    That millipede made my day.

  • Theodore Rule of Law
    Theodore Rule of Law 7 месяцев назад +2

    Oh. I thought it was Dona Brazille…

  • albedo089
    albedo089 7 месяцев назад

    Pete Davidson seems to be a brainless LIAR

  • deartotheheart
    deartotheheart 7 месяцев назад +7

    Seriously you wish Staten Island got destroyed because they primarily vote Republican and disagree with you politically? That's disgusting

    • deartotheheart
      deartotheheart 6 месяцев назад

      You've missed the entire point

    • Johnna Dunston
      Johnna Dunston 6 месяцев назад

      Lakyn Marie Telling them!

    • Lakyn Marie
      Lakyn Marie 6 месяцев назад +6

      deartotheheart Republicans constantly vote against welfare, food programs for children, housing for poor people and healthcare. They vote for people to die. Period.

    • deartotheheart
      deartotheheart 6 месяцев назад

      That's not at all the same thing as saying that "republicans literally vote to let people die." You're stereotyping an entire political ideology and anyone who adhere's to that viewpoint - that's intolerance and ignorant of diverse political positions separate from your own and those found even within that party.

    • Lakyn Marie
      Lakyn Marie 6 месяцев назад +4

      deartotheheart A republican voter literally agrees with republicans that's why they fucking vote republican. That's not a stereotype that's...the meaning of political parties.

  • Kia Doll
    Kia Doll 8 месяцев назад

    Investigate Olive Garden

  • John doe
    John doe 8 месяцев назад +2

    I've been watching a lot of SNL clips and keep seeing comments like SNL us so obviously left they hate trump truth be told folks ALL of the Major Networks are biases Left and right Abc NBC Fox CNN CBS that's because they are bought out by onside or the other is so funny to watch lefties talk about how right biased Fox is or righties to talk abou NBC or CBS is left biased wake up people the two parties bought the networks to brainwash you the laugh when u sit there and point out the obvious biases and fight amoungst your self while meanwhile there is a much much bigger agenda at hand time to wake up America stop fighting the left vs right black vs white agenda and really look into what really ails this country while we fight the petty fight the elitist keep getting stronger and richer Trump isn't more than another pawn in the game Pay attention look forward and pray for our great country

  • Hannah
    Hannah 8 месяцев назад +12

    I LOVE Pete Davison and I am so glad he's back and hopefully healthy and in a good state of mind

  • Matthew Diaz
    Matthew Diaz 8 месяцев назад

    Those turkeys is running a train on your dog Willie!

  • somekindonut
    somekindonut 8 месяцев назад +7

    Hillary-ous

  • Fatima Mendez
    Fatima Mendez 8 месяцев назад

    THAT Tinder joke!!!! 🤣

  • erasethepatterns1
    erasethepatterns1 8 месяцев назад

    You f'n Trump haters ruined SNL.

  • Pork fried rice
    Pork fried rice 8 месяцев назад

    Lmaoooo "its called 'why democrats lost the election'" savage

  • DreTheThinker
    DreTheThinker 8 месяцев назад +1

    Kenan Thompson is not funny at all.

    • cr87129
      cr87129 6 месяцев назад +1

      DreTheThinker The rest are even less funny.

  • lola bigcups
    lola bigcups 8 месяцев назад

    Does that first guy have a facial disorder or am I tripping?

  • Socialist Revolutionary
    Socialist Revolutionary 8 месяцев назад

    Pete Davidson is actually the one person on SNL I wouldn't expect to be a Liberal

  • Soulfox
    Soulfox 8 месяцев назад

    Pete Davidson is the best

  • bisquitnspanky
    bisquitnspanky 8 месяцев назад

    My standard response to "Give Trump a chance" is, "He was appointed President of the United States of America after losing the election. How much more of a chance does he fucking need?"

  • Robin
    Robin 8 месяцев назад +21

    Pete Davidson is adorable. Staten Island kind of thing to say...

  • sirjames45
    sirjames45 8 месяцев назад

    SNL, for liberals only now..........

  • BunnyMix Meow
    BunnyMix Meow 8 месяцев назад +7

    "I'm so proud of that joke "

  • Ruth Ipince
    Ruth Ipince 8 месяцев назад +1

    weekend updates are awesome

  • Treesuh
    Treesuh 8 месяцев назад +16

    Weekend update is the only thing I like about SNL

    • Marble Swan
      Marble Swan 9 дней назад

      Avery Brown A+ compliment. So subtle

    • Avery Brown
      Avery Brown 28 дней назад

      I like your face.

  • Rapportus Rich
    Rapportus Rich 8 месяцев назад

    mother fuckers left eye is bigger than his right wtf

  • stainkilla best
    stainkilla best 8 месяцев назад +3

    TRUMP =FAKE HAIR

  • Lauren Freisinger
    Lauren Freisinger 8 месяцев назад +1

    hey jeff sessions how ya like that chocolate pie miss minnie made you racist

  • lincoln b
    lincoln b 8 месяцев назад +3

    Hey, they said "Trump". They must be pedophiles. Yeah, that makes sense.

  • metalfan
    metalfan 8 месяцев назад +6

    Kanye West can go fuck himself

  • CJ Nicosia
    CJ Nicosia 8 месяцев назад

    Pete Davidson looks like what would happen if an inbred started doing Heroine

  • rakim750
    rakim750 8 месяцев назад

    This is not funny.

  • Mongo Swanson
    Mongo Swanson 8 месяцев назад

    What did the prime minister of Israel say? Oh yea President Trump is the greatest friend to the Jewish people.

  • ThaFriendlyDictator
    ThaFriendlyDictator 8 месяцев назад +2

    I'm ashamed at how hard I laughed at the Dwayne the Rock Johnson joke...

  • Sha'Tera Wilcoxson
    Sha'Tera Wilcoxson 8 месяцев назад +10

    Pete went the hell off.

  • footballfan8989
    footballfan8989 8 месяцев назад

    when did SNL go so obviously left? half the country voted Republican hahahahahaha. I don't get it. SNL doesn't seem to get it either. there are red parts of the country hahahahaha. yeah if you look at the map most of it is red

  • timber72
    timber72 8 месяцев назад

    You're not funny, Pete Davidson. You're just bitter.

  • Chief 1 Step 2 Far
    Chief 1 Step 2 Far 8 месяцев назад

    they try soooo hard, soooo hard

  • chiefdancingostriche
    chiefdancingostriche 8 месяцев назад

    sexiest man alive, we all know that is keith olbermann.

  • Cole Hutson
    Cole Hutson 8 месяцев назад +3

    Pete Davidson is fucking hilarious

  • Solo Zero
    Solo Zero 8 месяцев назад +2

    this...was... very funny