DON'T GET FAT IN JAPAN

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  • li yeya
    li yeya Час назад

    Chris go fucking eat

  • edenavalonangel
    edenavalonangel 3 часа назад

    Subscribed because of cat. But unsubscribing because you have not had cat in recent videos.

  • Bonnie Moon
    Bonnie Moon 8 часов назад

    I subscribed. It worked!!! :D

  • Anna Vaarikas
    Anna Vaarikas 8 часов назад

    That cat is adorable!

  • LewisTheLeftie
    LewisTheLeftie 19 часов назад

    Youre in Japan, go to a Judo University for a session or 2, that will sort it :)

  • Newt Newt
    Newt Newt 23 часа назад

    omi wa debu

  • trinitrojack
    trinitrojack 23 часа назад

    lol you went insane! Gimmie that hot cyanide action!
    But what if your face is pudgy? Will they poke you in the eyeball?
    Shut up you big fucking marshmallow! Be happy they put their fingers on your chubby body! LOL this is quality content.
    ps thanks for not eating the cat at the end. I saw it in your eyes!

  • Stephen M.
    Stephen M. День назад

    You aint fat, you fluffy, like the pillsbury dough boy

  • Andy Salcedo
    Andy Salcedo День назад

    is it just me or does kitty look like hitler

  • David
    David День назад

    Oh come on. Haven't you ever seen Midnight Diner Tokyo Stories? Plenty of fat people

  • jose sandoval
    jose sandoval День назад

    Wtf ur not even fat bro

  • Sarah H
    Sarah H День назад

    Serpentza sent me here

  • SmellsLikePurple
    SmellsLikePurple День назад

    The cat looks like Hitler

  • Sam Brear
    Sam Brear День назад

    Reminds me of Stewart lee

  • Comrade Stalin
    Comrade Stalin День назад

    Fucking cat looks like Hitler

  • Engineworld productions
    Engineworld productions День назад

    Awesome video haha u fat as a rat 🐀

  • KariB57
    KariB57 День назад

    Fried diabetes... lol

  • Simas Jurgelenas
    Simas Jurgelenas День назад

    *oR JuST WaTCh AnIMe*

  • Regis Storey
    Regis Storey День назад

    Stay Fat. Stay Beautiful.

  • Kasi Mndfck
    Kasi Mndfck День назад

    cute kitteh 😹
    🐾 subscribed

  • CitizenOfTroy
    CitizenOfTroy День назад

    GOOD CONTENT!!

  • SkitterNSnicklez
    SkitterNSnicklez 2 дня назад

    Fat? Chubby maybe, but I don't really see you as fat. My god am I really conditioned to think fat is normal in USA? o_O

  • christian a
    christian a 2 дня назад

    He's kinda cute when he's chubby._.

  • Bagger Vance
    Bagger Vance 2 дня назад

    how is poking ok when physical contact is frowned upon

  • Johnny White
    Johnny White 2 дня назад

    how does one become a Sumo wrestler then? Answer that smart guy.

  • Daniel Currie
    Daniel Currie 2 дня назад

    Could you imagine if we had a fat tax here in the West could you imagine like could you actually fucking imagine the rage thats brilliant never Change japan

  • St36TheEgoProxy
    St36TheEgoProxy 2 дня назад

    About Japanese.
    1. Mostly Sarcastic.
    2. Bully is Natural.
    3. A lot of anorexia, male and female. The average weight of the people here as now is neared to world war 2, when people had no food to eat. According to the NEWs!
    4. Old people are nice and polite, young once are mostly psychopath.
    5. They are Suicidal, common on railroads often occurred in morning, makes delay on schools and works.
    Don't worry even us japanese is concern about it.
    "Showing good, bad inside"
    We are good at hiding.
    Sorry for your good expectations but this is the reality.

  • B' D
    B' D 2 дня назад

    PHAT!

  • Thomas Kingkong Schillerlein
    Thomas Kingkong Schillerlein 2 дня назад

    You fat fuck!! lol I just subscribed to your channel. Lol

  • Draxis32
    Draxis32 2 дня назад

    So...I just watched the "12 things not do to in Japan" and you've said there that they extremely rarely, if ever, get anything physical with you beyond a hand shake. And you're saying that people you didn't know prodded you in your stomach?
    I can smell the bullshit all the way from Britain mate.

    • B' D
      B' D 2 дня назад

      pay some attention to the video pls, 7:00

  • 4wearemany
    4wearemany 2 дня назад

    For people who generally feel uncomfortable with physical contact, they sure poke your belly a lot :S

  • Graxxor Anandro Vidhelssen
    Graxxor Anandro Vidhelssen 2 дня назад

    Jesus. I hit 95 kilos recently due to a shitty lifestyle and a failed marriage and experiencing this exactly... But you forgot "幸せ太り" which is what I get every fucking day, ironically, considering my situation....
    But, here I am at 4am, 4 empty beer cans a やきそば under the table. sigh... I guess I should lose some weight.

  • Graxxor Anandro Vidhelssen
    Graxxor Anandro Vidhelssen 2 дня назад

    Subscribed.... Bloody brilliant

  • Trish Fitzpatrick
    Trish Fitzpatrick 2 дня назад

    I think you are adorable! But I am actually quite blind.

  • 1 00
    1 00 2 дня назад

    *H A H A H A F A T*

    • 1 00
      1 00 2 дня назад

      FuNnY

  • ConstantLadder
    ConstantLadder 2 дня назад

    This was low key high key savage

  • ChrisC
    ChrisC 3 дня назад

    I spent 12 days in Japan, and I *lost* 3 lbs. Probably from walking everywhere, although I didn't make any kind of effort to limit my eating at all, and actually thought I was overdoing it.
    That tax doesn't seem quite fair though. Suppose you're unusually tall and a 90 cm waistline makes you well-proportioned? My own is about 86cm, but that seems OK for someone 185cm tall. And no one in Japan poked me or anything.

  • Mo Kassama
    Mo Kassama 3 дня назад

    Fat

  • Amanda Montgomery
    Amanda Montgomery 3 дня назад

    I liked watching your channel because you are not a stick figure in japan

  • Marcos Bravo
    Marcos Bravo 3 дня назад

    I thought people in Japan had an issue with touching, why the heck would they poke someone's stomach so deliberately?

  • swepeder
    swepeder 3 дня назад

    was it cyanide in the drink ?:P

  • Uhbliviun
    Uhbliviun 3 дня назад

    750 weebs gave up moving to japan

  • 4n4s
    4n4s 3 дня назад

    I hated of being fat every since I was a little Kid

  • Sitha Fayaz
    Sitha Fayaz 3 дня назад

    You are just Bla Bla Bla.... You don't come to the point

  • Null Shock
    Null Shock 3 дня назад

    You skinny twit!
    What about people who are fit, but are just built big? If a guy or lady with a large build, but are fit and in that age range have a waste line that is past the required 85cm and 90cm?

  • GokuFievel32
    GokuFievel32 3 дня назад

    Omg you are not fat. Come to America you would be a twig compared to us.

  • Paul Green
    Paul Green 3 дня назад

    I don't care what country you're from if you poke my stomach you will get a smack in the face

  • Hamin Kim
    Hamin Kim 3 дня назад

    Im pretty sure the 4% obese/overweight in Japan are the Sumo wrestlers aswell, Japanese people eat so healthy!

  • l336134
    l336134 4 дня назад

    "health is taken seriously" well definitely not mental health.

  • Kaitlin Collins
    Kaitlin Collins 4 дня назад

    He practically oozes charisma.

  • Gpitt7705
    Gpitt7705 4 дня назад

    haha u fat

  • Ael Zevahc
    Ael Zevahc 4 дня назад

    Wtf ppl shouldn't care about your weight or the way you look, your content is amazing and your personality is super sweet,honest, and you're funny. I really enjoy these simple videos/vlogs.

  • Cosmic Owl
    Cosmic Owl 4 дня назад

    You are not fat . And I Know it because I am . And my wife love me , she is not fat and she is prety . I know what you mean . Fuck the people!!

  • Seri0sed Minecraft lets playz
    Seri0sed Minecraft lets playz 4 дня назад +1

    Fuck you
    🅱️ond 🅱️roke

  • Andrew lee
    Andrew lee 4 дня назад

    It's quite ironic in a culture that emphasize no conflict and etiquette, its acceptable and almost encouraged to make comments on someones weight or waist size.

  • Ian Jetzer
    Ian Jetzer 4 дня назад

    weeb.

  • pilot anthony dineth
    pilot anthony dineth 4 дня назад

    getting prod in the stomach makes me horny

  • Joe Ironshield
    Joe Ironshield 4 дня назад

    Mr snuggles.. Mr snuggles, made me subscribe instinctively.. After many videos he got me to subscribe, shoulda got 'im sooner

  • Grizzlyjds
    Grizzlyjds 4 дня назад

    Cat in a hat... I subbed. Good luck to you man. I was gonna go exercise but now I have to watch more videos.

  • mert gorates
    mert gorates 4 дня назад

    Great video, keep up the good work man.

  • SleepIsOverrated
    SleepIsOverrated 4 дня назад

    1:32 actually laughed out loud

  • Robert Lutece
    Robert Lutece 4 дня назад

    You could maybe have a cat.

  • Matthew T
    Matthew T 5 дней назад

    10:21 eats cat instead

  • Matthew T
    Matthew T 5 дней назад

    Gotta love that cyanide

  • girlsdrinkfeck
    girlsdrinkfeck 5 дней назад

    obesity costs the UK more money than war and terror every year on NHS costs ,yet morons blame " immigrants "

  • Maximilian Reilly-McDowell
    Maximilian Reilly-McDowell 5 дней назад

    SUBSCRIBED

  • Owen Badger
    Owen Badger 5 дней назад

    Your cat has a hitler haircut

  • Matthew Messer
    Matthew Messer 5 дней назад

    Holy f**k i died laughing when you said fried diabetes

  • Arstotzka Ball
    Arstotzka Ball 5 дней назад

    Your not fat. Your broad, most of the weight is probably muscle under your weight. Also our race (white/ Caucasian) is prown to weight gain. The evolutionary reason is for weather of the north. You need some mass to protect yourself from the weather. The japs didnt evolve towards that reason. Asians evolved in thw way they did for being able to navigate dense and brightly lit areas of jungle. These "racial" differences are genetic. Dont take it serious, but dont deny the need for physical training to help change and move the weight into muscle rather then energy banks for cold weather.
    You probably didnt read this. No one did, but if some one did have a great, blessed Day!😄

  • NecroSpaci
    NecroSpaci 5 дней назад

    Do cute asian girls poke your belly? :3

  • Mythical Millie The Matt
    Mythical Millie The Matt 5 дней назад

    Hey, your not fat :c

  • Filip Andersson
    Filip Andersson 5 дней назад

    Why does that cat look like a certain Adolf?

  • Aaron Paul Ibarrola
    Aaron Paul Ibarrola 5 дней назад

    I'm moving to Japan tomorrow and I am very overweight. I am screwed. Also subscribed because of cat plush.

  • Byron Mitchell
    Byron Mitchell 6 дней назад

    DON'T GET FAT IN JAPAN! OR THIS GUY WILL FIND OUT WHERE U LIVE AND MOLEST U!
    DON'T FUCKING GET FAT, GUYS!

  • Mossy Deer Bones
    Mossy Deer Bones 6 дней назад

    If I squint so hard I risk an aneurysm you look a bit like Peter Serafinowicz's... cousin

  • Ivn Rgn
    Ivn Rgn 6 дней назад

    Japan is a nice place, my friends just call me fat bastard

  • TheSquareCircle
    TheSquareCircle 6 дней назад

    who needs stairs :(

  • TheSquareCircle
    TheSquareCircle 6 дней назад

    lol stairs

  • Brodie Gardiner
    Brodie Gardiner 6 дней назад

    Could you give me a list of places to go on a holiday? can I sleep on your couch ? I'll bring the biscuits?

  • sean li
    sean li 6 дней назад +1

    I love how children are put in the same list as mortgages and death

  • antwon Williams
    antwon Williams 6 дней назад

    CHUCKLE

  • Lara Coimbra
    Lara Coimbra 7 дней назад

    is this people blind? You're not fat

  • Tianz DC
    Tianz DC 7 дней назад

    I Subscribed, not because of the cat simply because you're entertaining.

  • Kory Gala
    Kory Gala 7 дней назад

    im 17 and i weigh 210 lb 95 Kg what would i be when im in the 40s

  • Niff
    Niff 7 дней назад +2

    Mr.Snuggles is such a hottie

  • Boarderlands ModerZz
    Boarderlands ModerZz 7 дней назад

    "Like youre a big fucking marshmellow" 😂 subbed

  • Numeronx
    Numeronx 7 дней назад

    The prodding is hillarious
    hahaha

  • PingDeMorte
    PingDeMorte 7 дней назад

    Looks like cup of jiz chris

  • Natsumi Kawaii
    Natsumi Kawaii 7 дней назад

    Omg! I got the same comments from my Japanese students when I put on just 5lbs after the holidays. They were like “Teacher, your face is a little rounder.” Or like “Teacher, did you eat a lot during your vacation?” Lol

  • ShinzuXTruth
    ShinzuXTruth 7 дней назад

    so its okay to prod people..but skinship is frowned upon..ie. touching others...uhm..what?...id just prod them back.

  • Gábor Molnár
    Gábor Molnár 7 дней назад

    Mr. Snuggles won me over. Subscribing right now! Quality entertainment! :D

  • Manny Santiago
    Manny Santiago 7 дней назад

    well we still love watching your videos.. you lovable fat bastard :)

  • Media Century
    Media Century 7 дней назад

    Dude you're funny without even trying.

  • MindFreakMe1
    MindFreakMe1 7 дней назад

    That cat looks like Hitler lol

  • southpawlibra9
    southpawlibra9 7 дней назад

    Why is it all the ex pats that live in japan are a bunch of fucking geeks and wankers like this guy.

  • Ethan Macleod
    Ethan Macleod 7 дней назад

    I am pleased to say you have surpased simply red in terms of subscribers by the factor of 2, as at the present time he has 289k and you have 694k. Congrats

  • Helpless Kittens
    Helpless Kittens 7 дней назад

    "zinc, copper, cyanide" XD hahaha i lost it, i almost didnt catch that you sly bastard! XD

  • John Ran
    John Ran 7 дней назад

    Lift some fucking weights man, just following a basic 3-4 day split will automatically put you in solid shape in long run, and you can eat more!

  • john carter
    john carter 8 дней назад

    You're not fat wtf are they on about

  • derick tan
    derick tan 8 дней назад

    okay okay.... I give you one more subscriber...