Here's Everything That's Broken on the Cheapest Hummer H2 in the USA

  • Published on Mar 22, 2019
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  • Rick Castor
    Rick Castor Day ago

    got you beat got my from auction for 5300

    DAVID HESINGTON 9 days ago

    I'll give you $6500.00 for it all day long where and when can I come pick it up? I'm serious I need a good 4WD vehicle I live in the North East, just outside of Philadelphia and I've always wanted a 6.0 Vortec V8, I own a GTO with a 6.0 LS2 V8 an it's never given me any expensive engine or transmission problems except for the common intake manifold gaskets that I fixed myself for $60.00. Besides that it run's like all LS motor's do, bullet proof along with the T-56 6 speed Tranny.

  • Ultra Joe
    Ultra Joe 11 days ago

    Hummer h2 suck

  • fuck you
    fuck you 14 days ago

    They're dick crushers! 😆

  • mines2680
    mines2680 14 days ago

    I'm mad that the tire tread is literally dicks crushed into one another

  • Mega
    Mega 15 days ago

    6:15 nice handwriting

  • Tiniest Violin
    Tiniest Violin 17 days ago

    I always liked the Hummer. Gonna get me one some day.

  • Cody Guidry
    Cody Guidry 17 days ago

    Take the cost of the tires and windshield off and that isn't bad.

  • shop Unknown
    shop Unknown 18 days ago

    LOL @ the Wizards Baller chain.

  • Drug Enforcement Administration

    Are you the wizards only customer, I swear tho man swimming in wealth 😂

  • BlaDe_Snakez
    BlaDe_Snakez 23 days ago

    My dad has a hummer with the same color

  • matty bowler
    matty bowler 23 days ago

    I love that wizard hahaha ripping him clean off pmsl 😂

  • lalo contreras
    lalo contreras 24 days ago

    2003 Chevy Tahoe Super Soccer Mom Edition (hummer h2)

  • Santiago Ornelas
    Santiago Ornelas Month ago

    Nice Hummer $6200 is great

  • Your friendly neighbour

    Get a JBL Flip 4 instead, trust me.

  • Ryan Sproviero
    Ryan Sproviero Month ago

    Kove Speakers are a scam

  • Maze Way
    Maze Way Month ago

    I had a toy of that hummer but I lost it ;-;

  • manufacturing defect
    manufacturing defect Month ago +2

    You need to give wizard a mic so we can hear him good n proper. Very important

  • President Mermaidman

    Looks like a huge block of Velveeta.

  • 运命
    运命 Month ago +1

    Hoovie is becoming Slav

  • Brian Weir
    Brian Weir Month ago

    All that indifferent GM UAW build quality. No wonder when GM was requested to shed half its brands Hummer was among the first to go.

  • Paco Ramirez
    Paco Ramirez Month ago

    I smashed a like for you on this one for you brother, maybe that will help you, lol

  • Dystar 924
    Dystar 924 Month ago

    "It doesn't play the original Enola Gay..." 🗨😏🔇

  • Ronald
    Ronald 2 months ago

    When the Wizard laughs and says "I've never seen that before!" know you have bought something special.

  • Richard Clark
    Richard Clark 2 months ago +1

    Wizard needs a lapel mic

  • Ø Shøck
    Ø Shøck 2 months ago

    Weezard! *door creak*

  • Double-B
    Double-B 2 months ago

    "forget THAT hunk a junk" take your eyes on my yellow hunk a junk! jk I love the H2. The H3 is a bit bloat-ish but the H2 is just MidnightClub Nostalgia

  • mikehh8020
    mikehh8020 2 months ago +1

    I bet my boss's yellow H2 is cheaper. It's a pile of shit. He's really proud of it and it's hilarious.

  • Jose Peixoto
    Jose Peixoto 2 months ago +1

    Judging by that very low oscillating frequency of the Hummer on the lift before it goes up, at 10:05
    i'd be SCARED to go under it; it's a heavy car,and that lift looks too flimsy for it, just saying...

  • Highstreett
    Highstreett 2 months ago

    I loved you as Sasha in Behind Enemy Lines.

  • James
    James 2 months ago

    just realized you're still wearing 2 watches 😂

  • Jessica Latex
    Jessica Latex 2 months ago +1

    Next purchase.. Reliant Robin 😂😂😂😂

  • John Frei
    John Frei 2 months ago

    Hoovie just pay the bill already and don’t complain - The Wizard needs a new swimming pool.

  • Dan Ked
    Dan Ked 2 months ago +1

    Hoovies Hummers

  • Ed KING PETTY West
    Ed KING PETTY West 2 months ago

    When u found out the car wizard bent the teeth on the transmission M5 did u tell him what he did & how did he respond

  • richard cannie
    richard cannie 2 months ago

    How many WATCHES do you have on??? lol

  • TrueIndie88
    TrueIndie88 2 months ago

    I laughed, I cried, I.... Thanks you two.

    KILL CYCLE 2 months ago

    $4,800 is cheap compared to the content he was able to post on youtube which makes ad revenue

  • Sam Fidal
    Sam Fidal 3 months ago +1

    @10:00 or bad spark plugs , bad oil seal cover gaskets not only intakes manifold gasket

  • My Sho
    My Sho 3 months ago

    Raise your head rest unless you want more brain damage than your purchase history obviously shows

  • Wyatt Earp
    Wyatt Earp 3 months ago

    Yup it’s just a Tahoe. Oh wait I didn’t know they made three-quarter ton eight lug Tahoe with the 411 rear end with a 5 link and a custom frame. LOLOLOL!!!!!..... people are so ignorant.

    • Lolly sand active
      Lolly sand active 3 months ago

      you're the ignorant one you fucking Confederate flag fuckhead you people shouldve been killed a long time ago

  • 3 months ago

    Long post, I got one just a month ago, the fun begins but loving it, paid a little more than 6200 but mine is the Lux. edition and I think it's in a little better shape than this one, sometimes you just need to pay a little more. It's better to get one that doesn't need as much work, as you'll find out with repairs. And if you are going to buy one anywhere, then buy one in the south, less rusting issues not in the north where there's more salt on the road.
    Water in the footwell. Could be leaking a couple places. Sunroof, there's a tube that runs down thru to the front fender well, have to blow out the line with air. Or it could be leaking from under the hood cowl and then it comes in thru to the cab. If you've got water on the passenger side it's most likely coming from a rubber gasket that's bad. It's a cheap fix with Flex Seal tape, something you can do yourself.
    Yeah, people like to say it's a Tahoe, they don't really know any better. Those that own these or do a little research know they were actually built at AM General factory, yes with a lot of shelf parts by GM, but that also makes it easier to work on too. It's got a solid motor, I'd have to say, and this is from a Ford guy.
    There are a few weird things about the Hummer H2 that I've found.
    1. Duel climate control. Why would anyone assume it would be a good idea to have these split up on the left and right side of vehicle? If you were going to do duel zones, which really 1 is fine, but why would you not have it front and rear?
    2. AC won't come on. Snow flake flashes and then goes out. If you think you're AC isn't working and the snowflake goes out, what is the temp outside? It seems GM thinks it's a good idea to have this protection feature where the AC won't engage the clutch unless it senses it's hot enough for it, regardless of how you feel inside. Would be nice if I want the AC to manually be able to do that, but no. Not sure of the exact temp but I believe it's over 60, 65 deg. minimum. Haven't discovered the exact temp yet.
    3. Daytime running lights, can't manually turn on. GM is big on this daytime light feature. There doesn't seem to be any way to turn these on manually, you know if you want to use them as fog lights. I will say though that they really thought out the lighting other than that, for entering, exiting the vehicle. I've replaced nearly all my lights now with LED's and you can have them come on when you remote unlock or lock, nice feature.
    That's about all I can think of for now. Mostly though the H2 is awesome. Again, people say it's not a real Hummer. If it were a real Hummer aka H1, it would have costed over 80k originally. This was a nice civilian SUV-version compromise. There is plastic up front, but so do the H1/M998's. They all have fiberglass hoods. And what car, truck suv hasn't had plastic parts up front or elsewhere since the 80's at least?

  • tengu190
    tengu190 3 months ago +2

    Prefer my Ford F-350 V10 Crew Cab w/ full size bed over that.

  • Kevin Rey
    Kevin Rey 3 months ago

    I had an '05 3/4 ton suburban. I had all the same issues mentioned in this video! The upside for me is I used to be a mechanic and did all the work myself for far less money.

  • Fasih Akhtar
    Fasih Akhtar 3 months ago

    This is why you dont buy cheap cars on best deal always remember folks

  • Tracty Zadorozny
    Tracty Zadorozny 3 months ago

    I might be the only one who likes them

  • NightshareCz
    NightshareCz 3 months ago

    SLAV Opening !

    BIGMANMUSIK 3 months ago

    The water on the floor is the sunroof drain backed up that run down the A pillars. You need to clean it out with air blow gun. You can see the holes on corners when sunroof is open.

  • Tom Jacobs
    Tom Jacobs 3 months ago +1

    Put 24" chrome spinners on ! you have too !

  • bassplayer2011ify
    bassplayer2011ify 3 months ago

    Nice to see everything back to form. What is your next money pit going to be? (Sees you bought an old Chrysler) I'll save you the trouble right off the bat it will need a transmission and you will have to fix the ac and heater.

  • StarIVwakeup
    StarIVwakeup 3 months ago

    Oh my God, what's happened to Wizard thumb nail???

  • StarIVwakeup
    StarIVwakeup 3 months ago

    Never doubt yourself, Hoovster! I love your quirky features.

  • James Bowling
    James Bowling 3 months ago

    does no one else notice the tread pattern on the front driver tire is dick an balls?

  • SPB2727 aviation
    SPB2727 aviation 3 months ago

    Can this guy check my car?

  • dan sanchez
    dan sanchez 3 months ago

    Dope and fly were 90s dude.

  • Tokyo1995
    Tokyo1995 3 months ago

    the wizard is a genius, i appreciate that dude

  • Robert Shrimpton
    Robert Shrimpton 3 months ago

    Meanwhile, over on Doug's channel, The Hummer H2 Is the Most Embarrassing Vehicle You Can Drive:

  • Robert Shrimpton
    Robert Shrimpton 3 months ago

    Needs more watches.

  • Pearcey111
    Pearcey111 3 months ago

    Don't worry your making about $2k from this video alone and around $15k a month that just from views not talking about the sponsored videos that's the big money, I'M sure this bill is nothing, love your videos

  • coleramus
    coleramus 3 months ago

    "Yeah, when I floor it sometimes when it's cold..."

  • Keye T
    Keye T 3 months ago

    11:26 GM Can't ground a vehicle properly to save their life

  • fire wolf
    fire wolf 3 months ago

    Its cool

  • lami150sx
    lami150sx 3 months ago

    The wizard rocks

  • Roger Schindelar
    Roger Schindelar 3 months ago

    $6200? Not even close to the cheapest in the country. Click bait title has succeeded.

  • Patrick Roup
    Patrick Roup 3 months ago

    im here for the wizard our lord and savoir

  • Mech4Life
    Mech4Life 3 months ago

    This was really entertaining. funny with the dipstick haha :D

  • Steja 21
    Steja 21 3 months ago

    I honestly have to say, sad so say so many people hate the Hummer, ever since little, this has been my favorite big car.
    I am just awaiting for one day to buy one used, even if old, but for the sake of a car to drive on Sundays or so.
    Keep it up Tyler, its your money, buy whatever you want and enjoy having.
    To be honest, after having bought so many cars and brands, a Hummer is more like buying a gift for yourself comparing the fact you have a Mclaren an so on.

  • Kristina Bradshaw
    Kristina Bradshaw 3 months ago

    Hey wht doing with the rolls ? I like tht car r u going to sell it?

  • Josh Price
    Josh Price 3 months ago

    3 watches my guy?

  • 225TTuned
    225TTuned 3 months ago

    Sell it. More mclaren vids.