Paterfamilias, Part 2 - S1 E28 - Acquisitions Inc: The "C" Team

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  • terryfan15
    terryfan15 2 дня назад

    Am I the only one thinking that this barfight was just the worst "comba"t ever?
    1) "I cast Darkness" What? You don´t cast Darkness without having a good talk about it with all your team mates. In this situation it made it basicly impossible for anybody to do anything.
    2) Feary Fire. Oh wow, now the enemies have advantage on attacks against Donaar and he still can´t see anything.
    3) "Two move actions would´t be fair." (44:39) One can split their movement. And getting across a table won´t use 30ft. Also Rosie is a monk and has movement for days. Also also she just screwed her party member plan (again) with not moving out of there.

  • Ro Bro
    Ro Bro Месяц назад

    Shima scales’ shima dome

  • Travis Dicks
    Travis Dicks Месяц назад +1

    "I would have more of his cream!"

  • Travis Dicks
    Travis Dicks Месяц назад +1

    "My friend should not have shown you the sad mushroom place"

  • rifter rifter
    rifter rifter Месяц назад

    Spice Caraway: Chekhov's bard. :)

  • Lees' Kaiser
    Lees' Kaiser Месяц назад +1

    1:12:15 - Scene on the cart with K'thriss popping out of the back and Rosie saying, in earnest, "Oh, no-no, that's my nightmare hole, don't worry about that." Had me chuckling as I walked away into the kitchen to grab some dinner, fresh out of the oven. Ten minutes later I'm back with a warm plate in hand, still giggling.
    Can't wait to hit that play button again.
    Thank you, C Team peeps, for enjoying this gig as much as I do.

  • Moses Zero
    Moses Zero Месяц назад

    K'Thriss does a lot of strange things but swapping the flasks was the funniest thing in this entire series. 1:12:15

  • Harry Otsuka
    Harry Otsuka 2 месяца назад

    Daw poor Donaar, still lvl 1

  • James Hewitt
    James Hewitt 2 месяца назад

    good egg arc.

  • Conor Steinke
    Conor Steinke 2 месяца назад +1

    1:14:38 Just rewatching these over the break and loving the line "My friend should not have shown you the sad mushroom place."

  • Peter Medeiros
    Peter Medeiros 4 месяца назад

    "Eat my shorts, you're not my real dad!"
    I love this.

  • Claude Larose
    Claude Larose 5 месяцев назад +3

    Congratulations to Jerry Holkins for being the first on I have seen make the Inception joke with the correct sense of the word. You, sir, are a gentleman and a scholar!

  • Jose Angel C
    Jose Angel C 5 месяцев назад +1

    2:24:14 Jerry: "that is our game..."
    Kate&Amy: "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" so invested- loved it all

  • Nero Wolfe
    Nero Wolfe 6 месяцев назад

    Ryan / Donaar is the greatest Dragonborn. Ever.

  • Operaton Creation
    Operaton Creation 6 месяцев назад

    lmao... the level of DnD here.
    this is honestly joy.
    we are joy.

  • Jasen Oliver II Williams
    Jasen Oliver II Williams 7 месяцев назад

    TIME IS THE ENEMY

  • Mr. Limbs
    Mr. Limbs 7 месяцев назад +4

    "There's that 4 again." I lost my shit and failed to find it again. Shit's still missing.

  • Zenjim237
    Zenjim237 8 месяцев назад +1

    There's mud in K'thriss' eye.

  • Donald Neal
    Donald Neal 8 месяцев назад +6

    I liked how when Walnut couldn't take any realistic actions, Jerry created a situation for her to interact. I don't know if it was planned previously but I liked it.

  • Jake Himmer
    Jake Himmer 8 месяцев назад +1

    Donaar has just wanted to kick this guys's ass for like the last hour and a half! Jeex rage block

  • Jake Himmer
    Jake Himmer 8 месяцев назад +1

    I gotta catch up but if i can still vote I say sorcerer for eggy please :)

  • Jessica Zimmer
    Jessica Zimmer 8 месяцев назад

    "Doc U MENT!" This whole bit is amazing. Wow.

  • James Ross
    James Ross 8 месяцев назад

    Heh....And Walnut thinks WTH is a "squid pro crow"?

  • kingstewy
    kingstewy 9 месяцев назад

    Spice Carroway was fine! #chillout

  • Heiru
    Heiru 9 месяцев назад

    Loremonger? Nah, Loreito. Extreme cheesy taste.

  • PhillyCheese Gaming
    PhillyCheese Gaming 9 месяцев назад

    Spicenut. You're welcome.

  • Nick Kenens Vlogs
    Nick Kenens Vlogs 9 месяцев назад

    These guys inspire me to become a better creator/vlogger on a daily basis, I have a ton of respect for each and every one of them. Would love to get some feedback on my vlogs from any of you to see how I can improve... Who's up? ;)

  • TheRogue
    TheRogue 9 месяцев назад +1

    "My friend should not have shown you the sad mushroom place..."
    These words are now and forever ingrained in my memory.

    • TheRogue
      TheRogue 9 месяцев назад +1

      "Eat my shorts you're not my real dad!"
      I'm dead

  • B
    B 9 месяцев назад +1

    I'm so sad I caught up!

  • Peter Rants
    Peter Rants 9 месяцев назад +2

    Man is it always uncomfortable for a DM to have to deny the player or what? I had this same thing happen to me not too long ago, had a player get mad at me cuz I wouldn't use grouping instead of weapons feats. Personally I don't dislike grouping, except if you get rid of class known weapons then your screwing that one guy who wants to make himself an all around weapons guy. Then there is the exoctic weapons master prestige class in the complete warrior, grouping would make that class moot wouldn't it? Anyway it can become uncomfortable to have a player argue.

  • Baked Snake
    Baked Snake 9 месяцев назад +1

    I got a little teary eyed when Donaar held baby Eggy. Good session, guys and gals.

  • LarsonLake
    LarsonLake 9 месяцев назад +15

    It has to be gratifying moment, as a storyteller, when you say "that's all we have time for" and people literally yell "NOOOOOOO!"

  • Nikolaj Bourguignon
    Nikolaj Bourguignon 9 месяцев назад +1

    Is this now gonna turn into a 90's sitcom about a girl being raised by three dads? Well, not exactly three dads, but close, right?

  • Nikoli WhatzItToYa
    Nikoli WhatzItToYa 9 месяцев назад +1

    roughly around 39:00 when he cast fairy fire and they were in complete darkness would they not have to make the save with disadvantage?

    • Nikoli WhatzItToYa
      Nikoli WhatzItToYa 9 месяцев назад

      ya i looked into it later that day it would if it was cast at a higher level but id say its a perception check to see if you hear it being cast then if you do its disadvantage if not auto fail

    • TheRogue
      TheRogue 9 месяцев назад

      Nikoli WhatzItToYa No, but fairy fire would have done nothing.

  • Exeres319
    Exeres319 9 месяцев назад +2

    Spice Carraway = Carrington Sway?

  • Chris Upchurch
    Chris Upchurch 9 месяцев назад +4

    Legatè scarf merch plz

  • TheAzzkicker
    TheAzzkicker 9 месяцев назад +1

    Goddamnit jerry I need more of this right now!!

  • KappaRoss
    KappaRoss 9 месяцев назад +10

    Time IS the enemy

  • cerickNY
    cerickNY 9 месяцев назад +8

    What does it say about diversity of thought on the C Team when the person farthest to the right is a lesbian environmentalist?

    • Statiq
      Statiq 9 месяцев назад +2

      cerickNY when DnD is majoritively compromised of social rejects, i don't think the most advertised dnd group could safely afford to hire or cast genuine elitists

    • Ian Wallis
      Ian Wallis 9 месяцев назад +1

      I dig it, that was funny.

    • cerickNY
      cerickNY 9 месяцев назад +12

      Because he saw you on the other side and wanted to explain to you the rhetorical nature of jokes. He was so focused on getting to you before you walked away that he never saw the bus. He leaves behind 17 chicks and one very distraught widow. His coworkers, the Priest, Rabbi, and Imam who are always walking into bars together, have set up a GoFundMe page to try to get those kids through college and put seed on the ground.
      Knock knock.
      "Who's there?"
      *Who's* there? It's a pair of prescription glasses glued to a set of rearview mirrors, because hindsight is 20/20.

    • Ian Wallis
      Ian Wallis 9 месяцев назад +1

      cerickNY idk, why did the chicken cross the road?

    • cerickNY
      cerickNY 9 месяцев назад +1

      I don't know. Why did the chicken cross the road?

  • KappaRoss
    KappaRoss 9 месяцев назад +4

    "You seem like a hungry person." OH SHIT WAITAMINUTE

  • Mike Henderson
    Mike Henderson 9 месяцев назад +2

    Hex is bonus action, and pick an ability to have Disadvantage for an ability check. So the Wis check for the Dissonant Whispers from K'thriss should have been Disadvantage, and 4d6 (3d6 DW+1d6 extra from Hex)

    • TheLikkittysplitt
      TheLikkittysplitt 5 месяцев назад

      Mike Henderson hex is already incredibly useful in and out of combat. How much more powerful do want this level 1 spell to be?

    • Sergio Le Roux
      Sergio Le Roux 9 месяцев назад +4

      Nope, a Warlock's main source of damage is Eldritch Blast, which is also the only cantrip that shoots multiple times per round (up to 4 at level 17), which means that you get to do the Hex damage 4 times each round, plus a ton of other nifty Invocations that boost Eldritch Blast even more, such as adding your Charisma bonus to each projectile damage, or pushing enemies 10' into nearby pits, or shooting at ridiculous long distances.
      If you're not going to specialize in Eldritch Blast, nobody's forcing you to cast Hex. But there's no doubt that Hex was designed to combo with either Eldritch Blast, or a Blade Pact warlock's melee attacks.
      Warlocks don't need to grapple anyone, that what the other party members are for. And my "overly narrow interpretation" is also the confirmed interpretation by the official sources at Wizards.
      But this argument is pointless, as Jerry has already stated he doesn't care about the rules anyway.

    • Mike Henderson
      Mike Henderson 9 месяцев назад

      Based on your overly narrow interpretation, it makes Hex the most completely useless Warlock spell. Spending a level 1 slot to enhance either a cantrip (eldritch blast) or another lvl 1 spell (witchbolt)...and Warlocks are not going to be grappling anyone.

    • Sergio Le Roux
      Sergio Le Roux 9 месяцев назад

      Havok is correct. An attack is defined as anything that uses an attack roll. Spells that auto-hit, whether they allow for a save for half or no damage don't count (tho they've been ignoring that thru the campaign using magic missile from the cloak) Also, about the disadvantage being only on ability checks and not saving throws, or attacks. It can make escaping grapples slightly more difficult... but they get to choose between Str or Dex for that, so they can use whichever isn't affected by Hex.

    • Havok
      Havok 9 месяцев назад +1

      Mike Henderson dissonant whispers is not an attack because the spell doesnt have an attack roll. it has a saving throw. so it doesnt benefit from the extra damage. its a spell that does damage but that doesnt make it an attack.

  • Alexander Madwrite
    Alexander Madwrite 9 месяцев назад +3

    suspicion that all women in this universe much like our own are gay confirmed

    • A Handsome Gentleman
      A Handsome Gentleman 9 месяцев назад +4

      I know. It kinda bothers me how all the lesbian erotica is treated with utmost respect and tastefulness, but any hetero stuff (Rosie and Welvar getting it on) or boy-on-boy action (K'thriss and Kiwi) is never regarded as meaningful or anything more than a joke. It's such a bullshit double-standard.

    • MrSeagallo
      MrSeagallo 9 месяцев назад +2

      Alexander Madwrite nah Rosie is omnisexual

  • Alvaro Ramirez
    Alvaro Ramirez 9 месяцев назад +6

    rosie's dark marble sounds dirty and i like it

  • BibleThump
    BibleThump 9 месяцев назад +1

    this was the funniest episode so far.

  • Wildly Frustrated
    Wildly Frustrated 9 месяцев назад +2

    That one guy who disliked this episode needs to be tarred and feathered! How anyone could not love this masterpiece is beyond me. Does he or she not understand adventure, tension, raw emotion??? My God... what more could that person want!?

  • MasterOfPuppers
    MasterOfPuppers 9 месяцев назад +1

    These cliffhangers are gonna give me a heart attack, so gooooood!!

  • Mike Gould
    Mike Gould 9 месяцев назад +23

    I’m a fan of the show but Kris needs to LEARN Warlock. And how casting works. And how Hex works.
    He’s funny. I love the guy. But fuck, dude. Read the goddamn book. This is episode # what now?

    • ForsakenMantra
      ForsakenMantra 3 месяца назад

      Kris Straub you are one of my inspirations for running my own campaign Kris.

    • BoxANT
      BoxANT 9 месяцев назад

      you can't cast shatter and hex on the same turn

    • John Keating
      John Keating 9 месяцев назад +6

      A couple things:
      1. It's super cool that read and respond. Genuinely.
      2. I noticed this as well, but genuinely thought that it was K'Thriss forgetting, not Kris.
      3. As enjoyable as that is, the warlock player in me wishes you would take agonizing blast and just start blowing shit up. On the other hand you taught me about shatter, so thanks for that!

    • Moon Shadow
      Moon Shadow 9 месяцев назад +2

      K’thriss: “Oops... forgot I have another little Ur mouth to feed; here take a little more hurtin’.”

    • Soruin
      Soruin 9 месяцев назад +15

      I like the idea that every time you remember some extra damage roll it's actually K'thriss struggling out another detail from the dim memories of his patron, and adding it as an after thought. A feathering after-touch.
      So anyone he attacks has a few ticks of extra damage over a few seconds as the little twists resolve. Little Ur-gifts, a nagging itch in the center of their back.

  • craig cennami
    craig cennami 9 месяцев назад +1

    A bard named Spice..Critical Role easter egg?? Love it

    • MrSeagallo
      MrSeagallo 9 месяцев назад +1

      craig cennami IIRC, there was a poll a couple episodes where the chat decided the name.

  • John Keating
    John Keating 9 месяцев назад +14

    Man... what does Jerry have against Ryan here?

    • Brett Symons
      Brett Symons 2 месяца назад

      Triple critting isn't a thing in 5e. However, I think Jerry would roll with it. He seems to have done so with everything else that has been spanner in the works.

    • MsSomeonenew
      MsSomeonenew 9 месяцев назад +4

      Killing a prince in his own city, there is plainly no story line where that goes anywhere but party wipe...

    • John Keating
      John Keating 9 месяцев назад +2

      I thought of that as well. I feel like Jerry is a better story teller than that, though. Like, if that is a concern, why paint yourself into that corner? On the plus side, Draconic Entitlement finally did something.

    • Major Pain
      Major Pain 9 месяцев назад +5

      Just thinking... If Donar accidentally tripple critted the Prince and killed him... Could derail the campaign somewhat? Or he'd have to fudge the whole thing and make it out like the Prince has like 300 hit points or something irrational like that? Don't like to railroad the players, but sometimes it's not supposed to go one way and the DM tries to block it like a derraged goallie in a "dark" hockey game.

  • Anthony Novak
    Anthony Novak 9 месяцев назад +17

    Im getting a vibe that spice is rotting hence the obsessive perfuming

    • Brett Symons
      Brett Symons 2 месяца назад

      I know that we probably know by now but I'm not caught up. I just hope the perfume is like the common Bard brand they all wear.

    • Jack Gardner
      Jack Gardner 9 месяцев назад +1

      Niffoni I feel like he will be 1 of the 6 at least

    • Niffoni
      Niffoni 9 месяцев назад +2

      Carrington. That's actually not a completely crazy idea. Carrington's whole deal was that he was a lush who worked for Dran Enterprises. Spice insinuated that DE were the people who clean up after AcqInc's mess. AcqInc promised to take Carrington with them when they left, but things went pear-shaped, and they ended up leaving him for dead. Again, all completely circumstantial, but he would fit in perfectly with the Six.

    • Jack Gardner
      Jack Gardner 9 месяцев назад +2

      Niffoni what was the name of the Dran enterprises employee they let die at the horn enclave?

    • Niffoni
      Niffoni 9 месяцев назад +6

      Same. Also, if he's died before he could potentially be one of The Six, since he was clearly aware of AI, and while diplomatic about it, doesn't seem to have a high opinion. Of course that's pretty circumstantial evidence. I just feel like we're due to hear from them again.

  • Roman Candle
    Roman Candle 9 месяцев назад +4

    does the intro animation change a little bit now and then, i swear is does but im not sure

  • Jack Gardner
    Jack Gardner 9 месяцев назад

    I love this crew and show, but JUST FIGHT!

    • Jack Gardner
      Jack Gardner 9 месяцев назад

      jmbeatty393939 i am fine with 3, 5, even 10 episodes without a fight, but when there's a fight... fight damn it. At this point a fight would be a good change of pace. And i believe they are strong enough roleplayers to make a fight interesting

    • jmbeatty393939
      jmbeatty393939 9 месяцев назад

      Jack Gardner not all games are battle centric. A good rp heavy game is very fun. Especially to watch. An hour of listening to die rolls isn't always great.

  • Flinn
    Flinn 9 месяцев назад +19

    this is going to sound like a dig but it really isnt cuz literally all us kiwis live for is for a mildly famous foreign person to whisper "new zealand" on the medias

  • MrSeagallo
    MrSeagallo 9 месяцев назад +7

    This was a great episode. Can't wait for next week's fight in family court.

    • matt white
      matt white 9 месяцев назад +2

      This week on Jeremy kyle...

  • Wulf Yaeger
    Wulf Yaeger 9 месяцев назад +30

    Kate is always a treat to watch when it comes to the emotional moments. She really gets affected and I love it.

    • Zionswasd
      Zionswasd 9 месяцев назад +3

      Yeah for real. It was super touching when she teared up during Jerry's mushroom trip monologue.

  • Shawn Wesley
    Shawn Wesley 9 месяцев назад +8

    "I have very selective taste in music" ... Gotta love Walnut :)
    I was actually waiting for her to confide in someone -- probably K'thriss, maybe Rosie as well -- that her magic is compromised. Even as self-sufficient and private as she is, I'd imagine this would be something she'd share because it could potentially risk the lives of her friends as well as it being something she'd want to focus on correcting.
    I wonder if this would also affect her wild shape in some disturbing way, though she managed spider form alright last game.

  • mrDROCK
    mrDROCK 9 месяцев назад +1

    Did Spiced Carroway's characteristics (black unkept hair and large, moth eaten hat) make a connection with Strix?

    • mrDROCK
      mrDROCK 9 месяцев назад +1

      I withdraw my question. Table Talk has secretly answered the question.

  • usernamedkjah
    usernamedkjah 9 месяцев назад +3

    Oh, you mention a shirt?! Kris Straub aka K'thriss has a shirt in episode 26, where did he get it?

  • samgasp9
    samgasp9 9 месяцев назад +36

    49:10
    Kate - "Few can." Haha

  • 高橋二郎
    高橋二郎 9 месяцев назад

    what a acceleration darkness condition?

  • HTMR4445 1
    HTMR4445 1 9 месяцев назад +22

    The fight at the start had me lagit mad at Jerry because I so wanted donnar to win this.

    • MsSomeonenew
      MsSomeonenew 9 месяцев назад +4

      Jerry was very cleverly dropping hints that they would not win, as a good DM does.
      People all too quickly get the idea all encounters need to go their way... well they don't, some DMs will make that clear with party wipes and others are a little more civilized.

    • Kim Stolz
      Kim Stolz 9 месяцев назад +4

      Enlightened Squirrel it wasn't the bottle that was the issue, he used an attack action to grapple shimmerscale and it's also an action to use draconic entitlement.

    • Enlightened Squirrel
      Enlightened Squirrel 9 месяцев назад +4

      Frustrated me as well. Surprise round is followed by initiative order so the bottle was not his action and he totally should have been able to use draconic entitlement.

    • HTMR4445 1
      HTMR4445 1 9 месяцев назад +2

      Miguel Nieves
      I know, I have DMed before so I get it. It was just a bitter pill to bite. Still it will make watching shimmerscale get beaten later all the sweeter.

    • Miguel Nieves
      Miguel Nieves 9 месяцев назад +2

      HTMR4445 1 welcome to the world where GMs have rails that need to be met. As much as I dislike it, I recognize he has a storyline to follow so he can keep the show going, but yeah. Was bitter about it like everyone else at the restrictive nature of a "no" that shouldn't have happened.

  • jery ruiz
    jery ruiz 9 месяцев назад +10

    Green Walnut initiative mark should have white contrast to make it look better, like the enemy initiative marks

    • Shawn Wesley
      Shawn Wesley 9 месяцев назад +2

      Completely concur. Or if it's an option, lime green on the dark green would look pretty sweet. But those were a gift so from a fan so it's kind of rude to complain.

  • 高橋二郎
    高橋二郎 9 месяцев назад +4

    I am a only game fan, if no I will be run way to pro game-creater. I am confusion, for reason I have to auditory hallucination.

    • TheRogue
      TheRogue 9 месяцев назад

      Wat

    • Statiq
      Statiq 9 месяцев назад +4

      高橋二郎 google translate has not been your friend

  • ShastaGecko
    ShastaGecko 9 месяцев назад +11

    Man... anyone else notice that so many of these famous stream games focus an abnormal amount on avoiding combat? Not knocking it- I've just never been in a game like that...

    • Gaunjee Major
      Gaunjee Major 8 месяцев назад

      id prefer to do RP rather than combat in general. I enjoy combat in D&D but it can be so boring unless its a important fight, and not every fight should be important (and I mean in the sense of a boss fight, or a foe that is important to the characters). RP tells story, has character growth, I just find it so much more interesting.

    • MsSomeonenew
      MsSomeonenew 9 месяцев назад +1

      It's all on the group, some are ruthless murder hobos that quite frankly get no story, others maximize the story and don't kill random people.

    • Whispering Mischief
      Whispering Mischief 9 месяцев назад +1

      Combat is a lot more enjoyable as a player than as an audience member, or at least that’s how it is for me. It’s never dull enough to actually make me skip past it but I do tend to just zone out until it’s over..

    • phz3dztrt1on
      phz3dztrt1on 9 месяцев назад

      In the game I've been playing with friends, we spent almost two months without combat. It was a whole lot of RP, puzzle solving, and planning for various events (like a high-stakes heist).

    • Zionswasd
      Zionswasd 9 месяцев назад +4

      Yeah it's great that there are so many ways to play D&D.
      Imo that's why it's always going to be the best game of all time. :D

  • Sean Woods
    Sean Woods 9 месяцев назад +2

    Thanks for a good smile on my birthday you guys are great

  • Sir Douglas Howel, 5th Seat
    Sir Douglas Howel, 5th Seat 9 месяцев назад +7

    TEAM EGGY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • ShastaGecko
    ShastaGecko 9 месяцев назад +1

    Holy hell, that first K'thriss turn.

  • Tommy LeBlanc
    Tommy LeBlanc 9 месяцев назад +1

    howdy folks. thx for the show.

  • Ed evil
    Ed evil 9 месяцев назад +1

    C-team madness to come