Meanwhile... Poop Johnson Is The CFL's Next Star

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  • Published on Feb 16, 2019
  • Stephen doesn't always cover sports. But when he does, it's a story about a player named Poop Johnson.
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  • I Created An Account For This

    That’s a lot of doo doo. 💩💩💩

  • Elmer Alvarado
    Elmer Alvarado 17 days ago

    Dude his intros are 🔥🔥 and
    What else can he say like.?!???? I like to take the time to reserch the big news like I like eat the popular mexican food, but everyone now and then I am far from home and gamble on unknown restaurants, only to be greeted with an oddly menacing and depressing burrito that is my segment.. MEANWHILEEEEE.

  • Justin Newton
    Justin Newton 29 days ago

    MEANWHILE... love this segment

  • Argentum
    Argentum 2 months ago

    Hey man, Tim Ryan is my rep and he's the best. He'll have my vote (if he gets that far).

  • richard mcguire
    richard mcguire 2 months ago

    Poop Johnson's brother Piss will be a senior at Outhouse State next year and another older brother Constipation Johnson wanted to go but couldn't.

  • J P
    J P 2 months ago

    They could have made almost the whole show out of this actual funny stuff. Instead they rapid-fire it, and spend the remaining 90% talking about Trump. People have to be tired of it by now, I know I am.

  • Kuchi Saké
    Kuchi Saké 2 months ago

    A José Conseco Bigfoot hunt?
    Don't tell me you paid money for this...

  • Connor Duggan
    Connor Duggan 2 months ago

    Do you know how many fucking minutes I spent crying over how funny I thought the name Poop Johnson is?! But can you blame me? Both those names are nicknames for two things, so translate those nicknames and ladies and gents we have offensive lineman Feces Penis. Then I unpaused and heard Feces Penis poops three babies a night. Life is a beautiful thing. I love the world and everyone in it. You can't force jokes like this, because if you force it things get messy.

  • Rick James
    Rick James 2 months ago

    Some poor announcer will lose his job over saying his name while white. & the Liberals will enable it.

  • Utube Utopia
    Utube Utopia 2 months ago

    I hate everyone in my race so how am I suppose like anyone in your race. See u at the finish line racist

  • Mitch Veal
    Mitch Veal 2 months ago

    Colbert sucks

  • TheFuzzypuddle
    TheFuzzypuddle 3 months ago

    It's hard to beat a good "meanwhile"

  • Luke Chandra
    Luke Chandra 3 months ago

    what a crappy name

  • Drugtestcups
    Drugtestcups 3 months ago

    I love Stephen Colbert, but....the MEANWHILE bit is kinda of lame. Sorry.

  • Titus McCarthy
    Titus McCarthy 3 months ago

    Where's the funny part.

  • Stu Duerson
    Stu Duerson 3 months ago

    Omg. I laughed until my eyes bled snot.

  • Zack Orr
    Zack Orr 3 months ago

    Booooooo Stephen. The snark about Tim Ryan was boring and not necessary. I grew up around Youngstown where he is from and he is a great politician/man. Maybe have him on your show so you could learn about some of his accomplishments?

  • MassExtinctionEvent
    MassExtinctionEvent 3 months ago

    I thought 'poop johnson' was a condition that primarily affects gay men (no hate, man, just a joke).

  • Rick O'Shay
    Rick O'Shay 3 months ago

    Poop Johnson is kinda the same color

  • Thomas.E. Jensen
    Thomas.E. Jensen 3 months ago

    Wow then El Chapo are gonna be The Trump family's next neighbor in ADX Florence. 🤣😂🤣🤘

  • GOTGUTTAWAYZ !
    GOTGUTTAWAYZ ! 3 months ago

    💩 Johnson is my nephew.... Lol Stephen bring me up so we can do a track for u including poop Johnson damn smh

  • Jyt
    Jyt 3 months ago

    20lbs down the toilet is unrealistic but not impossible.
    There's an American who holds a world record for eating 25lbs of poutine in under 10minutes. A fellow called Joey Chestnut according to a quick reference-google.

  • John A Neufeld
    John A Neufeld 3 months ago

    Did Poop J make it into the Guinness book of Poop

  • John A Neufeld
    John A Neufeld 3 months ago

    Well its all about the Shameful Wall of the USA again

  • Erdem Memisyazici
    Erdem Memisyazici 3 months ago

    Mr. Hanky is no longer the most famous poop.

  • skipsteel
    skipsteel 3 months ago

    Of course Poop jokes kill.

  • selfatrophy
    selfatrophy 3 months ago

    "I crap three babies a day" xD

  • Al Chase
    Al Chase 3 months ago

    What a pathetic liberal hack and complete waste of oxygen

  • Bird Ferdinand
    Bird Ferdinand 3 months ago

    I'll be honest. I just clicked cause I saw the word poop

  • KevlarGorilla
    KevlarGorilla 3 months ago +1

    You leave Reginald VelJohnson outta this!

  • Kronos92
    Kronos92 3 months ago

    He looks like a poop Johnson huh?. Nice one demmys 😂

  • EnderZ13
    EnderZ13 3 months ago

    Tim Ryan should do what all people from Ohio do to become recognized- go into aerospace.

  • Willie Gamer
    Willie Gamer 3 months ago

    Cant wait until this show has a good cast again, cant stand stoop left stephen

  • dikinebaks
    dikinebaks 3 months ago

    I can't wait to see Poop tackle The Player Formerly Known as Mousecop

  • Honking Honker
    Honking Honker 3 months ago

    How did 'poop johnson' get his nickname? He got it because his skin is brown like shit and his name is johnson, thus the name "poop johnson" was born.

  • DIAMOND TURTLE
    DIAMOND TURTLE 3 months ago

    Hey STEVE !!!!
    SUPPORT PEWDIEPIE
    have him on your show

  • AlbroLee
    AlbroLee 3 months ago

    POOP JOHNSON

  • Smirky Whitemale
    Smirky Whitemale 3 months ago

    You guys know why they call him 'poop' right?
    Also, are you people *still* watching Colbert?
    Like, there are still people here who dont want to punch the glasses off this clowns face??
    Unbelievable.

  • Mahmoud El Arch
    Mahmoud El Arch 3 months ago

    3:24 Officer Ed Powell what are you doing there ?

  • CYBER TROLL
    CYBER TROLL 3 months ago

    Libtards know alot about poopy johnsons.

  • MadriFilmArt
    MadriFilmArt 3 months ago

    "Steroid Sommelier"...LMAO!!

  • Shawn
    Shawn 3 months ago

    3:20
    Jose canseco used to go to my gym for years

  • Rich Finn
    Rich Finn 3 months ago +1

    Oldest professional league in America...and has been around about 50 years longer than the NFL

  • Petyr Kowalski
    Petyr Kowalski 3 months ago

    Poop Johnson....you've got to be shi**ing me!

  • itshyoboikondor
    itshyoboikondor 3 months ago

    Well hey, at least his name isn't Shit Johnson lmfao

  • Jack Meoff
    Jack Meoff 3 months ago

    I live in columbus Ohio and I don't know Tim Ryan?

  • J-P huard
    J-P huard 3 months ago

    Colbert not talking trash about trump? That's pretty strange

  • aleyna akpinar
    aleyna akpinar 3 months ago

    El chapo is in Colorado... Great i might die i dont want to go outside anymore i live like really close to that prisom

  • Fast Turtles
    Fast Turtles 3 months ago

    Congrats on number...50 on trending.

  • thetylife
    thetylife 3 months ago

    For $5k ..they better not pull a bait a switch with Jose's twin Ozzie...who has amateurish big foot tracking skills at best....

  • Alexandra Hoffman
    Alexandra Hoffman 3 months ago

    Why does the Rikers of the Poconos look like my elementary school?

  • Louis Payan
    Louis Payan 3 months ago

    Should be poop Johnson MIGHT BE CFL'S 1st star. NOBODY KNOWS any of these players

  • Laura Browning
    Laura Browning 3 months ago

    Steve fix your ear!

  • Albert Dunisch
    Albert Dunisch 3 months ago

    his parents couldnt think about what to call him, so he has two names.

  • El Pasota
    El Pasota 3 months ago

    Chupacabra means suck goat in Spanish.

  • L Loaas
    L Loaas 3 months ago

    🅱️oop Johnson

  • Philosopher & Fool
    Philosopher & Fool 3 months ago

    Hey, nothing sets the mood like a heart-shaped cell.

  • Flashy Paws
    Flashy Paws 3 months ago

    really the only thing anybody needs to take away from this video is 'never dress up like bigfoot near jose conseco.'

  • Leto
    Leto 3 months ago

    This guy USED to be funny now he's just annoying 😡

  • Bigboy123
    Bigboy123 3 months ago

    The Dems have so many candidates because they lack true leadership and a moral compass.

  • TazTalksYouListen
    TazTalksYouListen 3 months ago

    This is no surprise. Poop stars on the Late Show every night of the week.

  • Diego Gonzalez
    Diego Gonzalez 3 months ago +1

    Who knows him because of RBT’s Rejects series

  • Drop D Murphy
    Drop D Murphy 3 months ago

    " I crap 3 babies a day!"

  • Longjinn Chang
    Longjinn Chang 3 months ago

    In a society that purports itself as a democracy the candidate with the least amount of votes loses the election.

  • Dan Tayler
    Dan Tayler 3 months ago +1

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  • Tiffany Linaman
    Tiffany Linaman 3 months ago

    How is this segment always on trending??? I love Colbert but it’s not that funny...

  • Alfred Neuman
    Alfred Neuman 3 months ago

    I assume everyone knows that Colbert actually loves Trump. No one has ever done anything more for Colbert than Trump ratings-wise. And don't forget, it's ALL about money. Don't believe otherwise or you are being played like so many of his fans are. It's all quite transparent once you see it.

  • thelegend29
    thelegend29 3 months ago

    That Jose Canseco headline was way better than Poop Johnson

    • L Loaas
      L Loaas 3 months ago

      You mean 🅱️oop Johnson

  • 刘宇龙
    刘宇龙 3 months ago

    叔叔,怎麽辨,䲔魚叔叔枉冤死在和动物互学習,而東土佛道僧佬尊会和狐狸通心知性,,,䲔魚叔叔卻和动物互学交心下枉冤,死掉,,,怎麽辨,,,?。
    哪又为什麼和狐狸会通心智,卻旧摩祖和達摩通天旧方舟期而无通,,,呢?,是同期而假无通无知而使聖元素急巡旧否?,无助於逹摩和摩西以及丘处男和济師,,,何又弑幼善童众,,,呢?,但,,,众喜方舟後後鈔率利律学校,,,和旧众无干,且倒追小龙之众女,也不喜此佬仿众和探学,,,皆後期白手套诈财之仿聖和使,,,古物鑑定後團众勿脱團,,,但,視旧古堡以及修贞女众会助渡化,,,否?,Y哉?。

    • L Loaas
      L Loaas 3 months ago

      sorry I can’t speak mexican

  • Mac Beth
    Mac Beth 3 months ago

    Would anyone watch this if it wasn't popular and on tv? I really doubt it

  • W P
    W P 3 months ago +1

    I think there is a poop joke in there :p

  • Doughboi Gaming
    Doughboi Gaming 3 months ago

    Poop Johnson is one of my favorite DB in the CFL played for my hometown team were gonna miss him but glad he made it to the colbert show 😂

    • L Loaas
      L Loaas 3 months ago +1

      You mean 🅱️oop Johnson

  • Default User
    Default User 3 months ago

    You have a big team of joke writers and they can’t even make you funny that’s pretty sad

  • Hadley Pleasanton
    Hadley Pleasanton 3 months ago

    Poop Johnson? Who's his coach? MSNBC's Al Shitskin? 😂😅🤣

    • L Loaas
      L Loaas 3 months ago

      You mean 🅱️oop Johnson

  • keepmeposted
    keepmeposted 3 months ago

    General Booty

  • FIVE ME
    FIVE ME 3 months ago

    Just here to read the comments

  • Nick L
    Nick L 3 months ago

    This guy sucks

  • Steven Martin Official
    Steven Martin Official 3 months ago

    Who else watched Poop Johnson while squeezin a poop in the john?

  • Jamaal Curry
    Jamaal Curry 3 months ago

    This meanwhile brings a tear to my eye

  • Simon Xyz
    Simon Xyz 3 months ago

    ________________ for President!

    • Cock Tumor
      Cock Tumor 3 months ago

      Trump

      Trump is your daddy Libturds!!!!!!😁😂🤣😃😄😅😆😀😁😂🤣😃

  • Venus Eve Rosser
    Venus Eve Rosser 3 months ago

    Coupons. Not ransom note.

  • Jessica
    Jessica 3 months ago

    this comment section is very entertaining

  • FanofJesus
    FanofJesus 3 months ago

    Is listening to Colbert now akin to treading through mud - or is it just me?

  • Assketit Uber
    Assketit Uber 3 months ago +1

    *Kanye intensifies*

  • Assketit Uber
    Assketit Uber 3 months ago +1

    Poop forces a fumble and scoops poopity scooptity whoop poop.

  • Panzerkampfwagen VI
    Panzerkampfwagen VI 3 months ago +1

    I follow cfl and I live in Canada and I’ve never heard of this guy

    • Todd H
      Todd H 3 months ago

      He started with the Bombers for a year and an half and went to Saskatchewan for the remainder of the 2018 season.

  • GDI
    GDI 3 months ago

    _THAT_ gets applause?! *THAT?!? THAT gets applause?... ok...

  • Sam360
    Sam360 3 months ago

    Poop Johnson for city council 2020

  • Tramaine Terrance
    Tramaine Terrance 3 months ago

    Hello, Humans. It takes a photon up to 40,000 years to travel from the core of the sun to its surface, but only 8 minutes to travel the rest of the way to Earth
    A photon travels, on average, a particular distance before being briefly absorbed and released by an atom, which scatters it in a new random direction. To travel from the sun’s core to the sun’s surface(696,000 kilometers) so it can escape into space, a photon needs to make a huge number of drunken jumps.
    The calculation is a little tricky, but the conclusion is that a photon takes many thousands and many millions of years to drunkenly wander to the surface of the Sun. In a way, some of the light that reaches us today is energy produced millions of years ago. Amazing!

  • coms2
    coms2 3 months ago

    That gets applause!

  • Chinedu Ibiam
    Chinedu Ibiam 3 months ago

    Ok, but ANOTHER theory...
    The weight difference is because of all the krabby patties he eats. Poop Johnson's real name is "People Order our Patties" Johnson

  • Jonathan Ross
    Jonathan Ross 3 months ago

    An advertisement with the scratchiest instrument ever, with an actor with the scratchiest voice ever. Gee, what’s not to like? #quickbooks

  • Valerie Tang
    Valerie Tang 3 months ago +1

    Dear super amazing person reading this,
    I hope you have a super awesome day! If you don’t think you did, just remember that there's always something to be happy about. It’s the simplest things that can easily make us happy. Be friendly, nice and help each other out. If you are feeling sad or down , remember that there's always hope. Even if all the doors are closed there's still a window. You are awesome, and you are amazing. You are loved and someone cares about you. Be happy, laugh, smile! Suicide is NEVER the answer. Fact is I'm terrified by how easily someone could take their own life. Please stay, there's HOPE! You are smart, beautiful, handsome, wayyyy stronger than you think. Someone loves and cares about you. You're worth it, you're good enough, you're not a failure, you're not a piece of trash. Believe in yourself!!
    I know some people don't like this and will hate, but i just want more people to be happy and to spread more positive energy. I'm not doing this for myself, I just wanna spread the joy to everyone. Maybe I did make some grammar mistakes and spelled something wrong, but I’m just a kid. I’m writing this cuz i wanna make everyone happy:)

  • Scroner Jr
    Scroner Jr 3 months ago

    Man this guy is so funny 😂 I love ❤️. I want to kill my self casue I’ll never be as funny’s as he is

  • Atticus Finch
    Atticus Finch 3 months ago

    Cornholebert gives all the reasons to vote for TRUMP 2020. Democract filth.

  • GWT123
    GWT123 3 months ago +1

    Colbert is crap

  • July Baby
    July Baby 3 months ago

    I'm LMAO!!!!!! I don't know where you come up with these Steven !!! that whole Bigfoot joke way Good!!!! still Laughing 👌

  • Asa Coe
    Asa Coe 3 months ago

    Or Tim Ryan still better than Trumps Fascist KAKISTOCRACY, even though I don't know who I am.

  • P Street
    P Street 3 months ago

    What a stupid show . Waste of tv time

  • Bongwater33
    Bongwater33 3 months ago

    Russian spys: please post something defensive about Donald Drumpf here to let us know you are in the system and ready to go for the next election!