Border Wall: Last Week Tonight with John Oliver (HBO)

  • Опубликовано: 21 мар 2016
  • Donald Drumpf wants to build a wall on the U.S-Mexico border. Is his plan feasible?
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  • Jesus Jimenez Hernandez
    Jesus Jimenez Hernandez День назад

    Forget it the border wall will never be built!!!!!!!!!!😂💯

  • James Mcmurray
    James Mcmurray День назад

    This video was done almost a year ago. Maybe John Oliver should do an update on this.

  • WhoozyOMO
    WhoozyOMO День назад

    The wall is being built!

  • Jesus Jimenez Hernandez
    Jesus Jimenez Hernandez 2 дня назад

    Immigrants are less likely to commit more crimes than U.S. citizens!!!!!!!!!! Fact!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Jesus Jimenez Hernandez
    Jesus Jimenez Hernandez 2 дня назад

    They should make an album "The Wall" by Donald Trump!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Jesus Jimenez Hernandez
    Jesus Jimenez Hernandez 2 дня назад

    Trump doesn't know how immigration works!!!!!!!!!!! 😂💯

  • Jesus Jimenez Hernandez
    Jesus Jimenez Hernandez 2 дня назад

    So walls don't work?

  • Jesus Jimenez Hernandez
    Jesus Jimenez Hernandez 2 дня назад

    Bush + Trump = Stupid motherfuckers

  • Jesus Jimenez Hernandez
    Jesus Jimenez Hernandez 2 дня назад

    So Trump isn't the one only one that came up with the stupid idea of the wall, Bush came up with it in 2006!!!!!!!!!!! 😂

  • Jesus Jimenez Hernandez
    Jesus Jimenez Hernandez 2 дня назад

    Bush made the Secure Fence Act in 2006?

  • Jesus Jimenez Hernandez
    Jesus Jimenez Hernandez 2 дня назад

    Even the Mexican presidents agree that the wall is a stupid idea!!!!!!!!

  • Jesus Jimenez Hernandez
    Jesus Jimenez Hernandez 2 дня назад

    The only people that want this border wall built are people who don't like Mexicans or Hispanics for that matter!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Jesus Jimenez Hernandez
    Jesus Jimenez Hernandez 2 дня назад

    I wonder, where did he got the idea of the border wall?

  • Jesus Jimenez Hernandez
    Jesus Jimenez Hernandez 2 дня назад

    Who the hell would believe the border wall will be built?

  • alejandro alex9990
    alejandro alex9990 2 дня назад +1

    This guy is an idiot, why is he always laughing at romania and moldova?
    Im a spaniard who just doesnt understamd why you americans give this guy credit, he only critisizes trump

  • Jake Higgins
    Jake Higgins 3 дня назад

    globalists

  • Joseph Selkow
    Joseph Selkow 3 дня назад

    John Oliver can go suck a Mexican cock.
    THUMBS DOWN MOTHERFUCKER.

  • Robin Sattahip
    Robin Sattahip 4 дня назад

    We need one to keep this filthy limey out.

  • BigBootyBarbiee&The Sleeper Cell
    BigBootyBarbiee&The Sleeper Cell 4 дня назад

    I want the waffle iron

  • BigBootyBarbiee&The Sleeper Cell
    BigBootyBarbiee&The Sleeper Cell 4 дня назад

    I love OLIVER........

  • Tinnitus McInterchange
    Tinnitus McInterchange 6 дней назад

    A lot of people use drugs to get better at throwing a ball, it saves a step and is therefore much more efficient to have a sport where drugs are the ball. Even illegal industries produce the most amazing innovations.

  • Gabriel Ruge
    Gabriel Ruge 9 дней назад

    10:27, why has nobody even done shit about Cleveland's baseball team?

  • Gabriel Ruge
    Gabriel Ruge 9 дней назад

    10:27, why has nobody even done shit about Cleveland's baseball team?

  • networkdeath1
    networkdeath1 9 дней назад

    Democrats apparently believe in Mexican supremacy as immigrants to the United States. Why is that, and how is that fair to the rest of the immigrants (who want to actually become Americans, and not just to invade our country)?

  • Mike Carone
    Mike Carone 9 дней назад

    You are the last people to give Americans a listen on free speach John Oliver last time I rember we had a war about that

  • Mike Carone
    Mike Carone 9 дней назад

    oh you Brits always trying to forget about racism what about the IRA

  • Lasnight
    Lasnight 10 дней назад

    as a Belgian, i disapprove of the waffle iron plan, unless, ofcourse, i can have one too, in which case please do, my pigmy owl and i would love you for it

  • Aomin
    Aomin 10 дней назад

    let the 1% pay for the wall

  • Allen Lim
    Allen Lim 11 дней назад

    If I recall, the Soviet Union built a wall around West Berlin once, and the ways to get through it were just bloody numerous.
    One man rammed a tank through it, and survived being shot getting into W.B.
    A pair of friends literally ziplined over it.
    Some waved cards for Munich’s Playboy Club and got through.
    America. I - I positively don’t know what is going through the minds of your most fervent wall-supporters right now. I’m actually scared right now. That one day, I’ll either have to choose between Chinese Imperialism and American Facism.
    Please don’t make the mistakes made so long ago by populists’ supporters.
    Well, as they’d say in the USAF, godspeed, America. And please, for the love of god, choose someone that is over the insanity practiced by the emergent far-right of your nation.

  • Al Clayton
    Al Clayton 12 дней назад

    John Oliver looks exactly like a pygmy owl.

  • James James
    James James 13 дней назад +1

    Yes, Trump is a moron, but so is Obama. I'll just leave this here....... ruclip.com/video/RanA7B2l6Kg/видео.html

  • robert presley
    robert presley 14 дней назад

    Well, we could always take the wall money out of the over 600 billion dollar military budget.

  • Ronald Reaner
    Ronald Reaner 16 дней назад +1

    The wall will be patrolled by the military not the border patrol

  • mac and cheese
    mac and cheese 16 дней назад

    09:19 is my new favorite phrase

  • Daniel Howell
    Daniel Howell 17 дней назад +1

    That’s all we need is a douche bag “strawman” washed up comedian

  • Ricola Coughdrop
    Ricola Coughdrop 18 дней назад

    Na, its time to shut down the border. Cartels would dry up, there wouldnt be fighting for areas of access for drugs if there is no access. Whats predictable is preventable. Fuck them coward cartels.

  • Christopher Logue
    Christopher Logue 18 дней назад

    Special Forces weren't able to get past the prototype walls, so I doubt the average Central American will either. Here's hoping full scale construction starts soon!

  • BuLisTiK Owns
    BuLisTiK Owns 20 дней назад

    The brainwashing is complete

  • Martin Pecherskyy
    Martin Pecherskyy 22 дня назад

    As a Belgian, I'm offended

  • Mark Davidson
    Mark Davidson 23 дня назад

    13:33 revealing, promoting somthing he obviously hasn't spent more than 3 seconds thought on previously, typical.

  • Global-Hell SorosShjt
    Global-Hell SorosShjt 23 дня назад

    What would you do without the obvious canned laughter.

  • Hotspur37
    Hotspur37 24 дня назад

    and just after his first year in office its now $25billion Mexico is not paying for it and its only going a few miles LOL

  • clipobserver
    clipobserver 24 дня назад

    The only thing the wall should go is up Trump's ass.

  • Jonathan Sports
    Jonathan Sports 25 дней назад

    One simple loophole in the whole wall idea: Airplanes exist!

  • Nick Zuckerman
    Nick Zuckerman 25 дней назад

    I wish I had a pet walrus

  • Av63PNT0
    Av63PNT0 27 дней назад

    A wall isnt going to do anything just look at the Berlin wall the most secure border wall ever made with guards everywhere, several layers of walls and fences, barbed wire, land mines, electric fences, cameras, and even automatic machine guns with sensors and people still go accross they just went over or under the damn thing its a waste of money

  • Person Pierson
    Person Pierson 27 дней назад

    I clip my nails in my cube. Fuck you. Deal with it.

  • Tobit Raff
    Tobit Raff 27 дней назад

    I guess we're still talking about this. That's a shame.

  • Everywhere2
    Everywhere2 28 дней назад +1

    As of the end of January 2018, Trump is saying U.S. taxpayers will, as John Oliver predicted, shell out $25 billion for the wall. John, PLEASE don't do a new show upping the total to $50 billion. PLEASE.

  • Andybiotic
    Andybiotic Месяц назад

    11:50 "Jag-gras"? I thought you are English, John?! What happened? Have you English been Americanised as well? lol

  • bambi lackner
    bambi lackner Месяц назад

    Oh wow the government took white people's land! Well I guess they know how the native Indians feel still today when they take the little bit of land they own is taking away to build pipelines.

  • bambi lackner
    bambi lackner Месяц назад

    If Trump and his supporters want that fucking wall, let it come out of there tax's dollars. Why should the people who don't want the wall have to pay. Oh that's why, bc the majority of us don't want it, so him and his supporters alone can't afford it. It's bullshit that we have to pay.

  • Jarod Farrant
    Jarod Farrant Месяц назад

    The Chinese did this hundreds of years ago called the Great Wall of China. It didn’t work

  • Jarod Farrant
    Jarod Farrant Месяц назад

    Trump could sell all theFort Knox gold, and then he can pay for half the wall.

  • james evarts
    james evarts Месяц назад

    asdf

  • Unreliable Narrator 66
    Unreliable Narrator 66 Месяц назад

    Since Republicans want to privatize infrastructure, let private companies build the wall and charge toll for users.

  • Joseph Carroll
    Joseph Carroll Месяц назад

    My grandma has a $400 cell phone but she only ever uses her landline.

  • waiotahi52
    waiotahi52 Месяц назад

    Ikea will make it? www.dezeen.com/2017/02/03/ikea-mexico-border-wall-provides-donald-trump-affordable-construction-option/

  • I AM SECOND
    I AM SECOND Месяц назад

    FUCK this Faggot I wish a illegal refugee would kill this liberal cocksucker

    • Jimvanhise
      Jimvanhise Месяц назад +1

      Again, another comment attacking him for attacking the wall but not disputing any of his actual points. Two years after John Oliver's commentary, Kellyanne Conway announced that Donald Trump "discovered" (her word) that he cannot actually have a two thousand mile wall along the border due to obstacles.

    • bulletproofblouse
      bulletproofblouse Месяц назад

      He's a cocksucker that's liberal, or is it that he only sucks liberal cocks?

  • Jake Lownds
    Jake Lownds Месяц назад

    I don't know how Mexico's gonna get £23 Billion

    • Jake Lownds
      Jake Lownds Месяц назад

      The Richest Country in the world,China, wouldn't be able to pay for that... ******* Wall

  • Lissie Foxx
    Lissie Foxx Месяц назад

    So I was curious so I just looked up how much dried sea cucumbers cost. $435 to $1,000 per kilogram!

  • inlimboxyu
    inlimboxyu Месяц назад

    Wow, I did not see that Taylor Hicks reference coming! Amazing!

  • You-Know -Poo
    You-Know -Poo Месяц назад

    Don't diss landline, you British squirrel.

  • crippledcommie
    crippledcommie Месяц назад

    captions please!

  • ramo moreno
    ramo moreno Месяц назад

    The only difference between hitler & chump is he hate's all satan is your king

  • Sauron
    Sauron Месяц назад +5

    John Oliver went game theory on Trump’s ass.

  • Kathy Walton
    Kathy Walton Месяц назад

    He'll save $$ by stiffing the smaller subcontractors...

  • AllYourBase
    AllYourBase Месяц назад +2

    Trump supporters who believed this mess are gullible and should be ashamed

  • Arturo RoblesGiveit2me
    Arturo RoblesGiveit2me Месяц назад +1

    Demented Don has a border wall fetish. He should be more concerned about getting Melania a chastity belt. It would be just about as effective. The wall would not keep people out of the country and a chastity belt would not keep dicks out of his whore Melania.

  • Colby Thornton
    Colby Thornton Месяц назад

    Why does it say Last night when it was a year ago from today

  • Finian Blackett
    Finian Blackett Месяц назад

    "Your brilliant plan has been undone by mankind's third invention."

  • Chenelle Travis
    Chenelle Travis Месяц назад

    Why not attach motion sensors to the wall to automatically shoot illegal immigrants. - Trump Logic

    • souliaq
      souliaq Месяц назад

      Sentry Guns

  • Smarty Pants
    Smarty Pants Месяц назад

    he asked $38B for the wall guess mexico is not goinh to pay

  • Jimvanhise
    Jimvanhise Месяц назад

    www.thedailybeast.com/conway-trump-discovered-a-wall-not-needed-across-entire-border
    It is official. No two thousand mile border wall.

  • Jimvanhise
    Jimvanhise Месяц назад

    Spoiler alert! In January 2018 Trump started backing away from a two thousand mile wall and is talking about a wall only in certain areas. Only his fans are surprised by this as John Oliver's video spotlighted the obstacles in building an actual two thousand mile wall and those obstacles are not going away.

  • Jason Nge
    Jason Nge Месяц назад +1

    Cmon guys he just wants the wall so that he can gain the HIGH GROUND

  • undercoverconman
    undercoverconman Месяц назад

    Now it’s 18 billion. From 4billion to 18 billion

  • Jim Thorpe
    Jim Thorpe Месяц назад

    John Oliver is barely a comedian who lacks the ability to discuss this with logic. His one-sided answers to his one-sided questions are not close to being funny. How is billions of wasted dollars funny to you? Oliver is complaining about a 12 billion dollar wall, that is truly a drop-in-a-bucket compared to California’s debt currently over 425 BILLION dollars. Where did that money go John? and why do they continue with policies the state cannot afford. Why should the rest of the country pay for California’s mistakes. If California alone would pay for the wall, maybe in a few decades after their spending rampage, they could afford their own state.
    Why is this John? Could it be the Democrats want voters who will continue to vote them in so long as they get FREE stuff? If we were to allow people in our Country who could speak our language, loved our country and had the willingness to be productive in our society, it would be different. Through tax revenue they would pay, it would be worth allowing them in. However they are nothing more than a tax burden which we cannot afford. They don’t want to live in America, they want to create a new Mexico because they can’t control their own country. Mr Oliver, how much do you make? Do you lock your doors at night? why? How many illegal aliens do you allow to sleep on your living room sofa or even in your basement? I’m sure you lock your doors at night and you don’t allow anyone to take free refuge in your home. If you think it’s a good idea, why don’t YOU pay for them. The taxes you pay doesn’t come close to paying for the amount of these people coming over in one day. Oh but it’s okay so long as “someone else” is supporting them. Your apparently a socialist, so I urge you to move to Venezuela and set up shop. I think you’d like it there.
    There has been NO society in the history of mankind who has allowed people to arrive in their territory for the sole purpose of draining their economy, NONE. Now I’m going to play the liberal card, if you disagree with me, you must be a Socialist. Contribute to our economy by coming here legally or go home. DACA, sorry kids, since when am I responsible for an ignorant parent’s decision? Why don’t you buy me a new car and a house so I can live on your money like you seem to suggest our country does. Never mind that I didn’t work for it, why should I work if someone is going to take care of me for nothing. Where’s the incentive to work? John Oliver is going to support me. I would truly love to have been able to rebuild Japan after the Tsunami, or better yet, Texas or Florida after the floods. why don’t I? Unlike California, I realize I can not afford it. Maybe I should take out a huge loan and have the rest of the country pay for it whether they want to or not. Sorry folks, this can happen no more, California liberals must realize the well is dry and the rest of the country is not willing to help people who won’t help themselves and spreads anti-American propaganda whenever or wherever they can. It’s nothing to do with whether I am a “mean” person or not, the fact is, we simply can’t afford it, simple as that. Listen to yourself at 5:13, “People love it when you make them pay for shit they don’t want”. Then at 6:06, the Mexican President says we should pay for the wall, not that there shouldn’t be a wall, only that they are not going to pay for it. Back to you John, I watched your video but failed to hear you address a serious problem, only half as jokes, your a piece of work.
    I saw a video of an illegal alien stating this country was never great. Hello, We are the envy of the world. Where else on earth can someone be accepted into another’s home and disrespect them on a daily basis? Eat their food, live on their income, enjoy the luxuries and freedom of no other country in the world, yet still talk crap about them 24/7? And we should welcome that? I think NOT.
    I have a great idea for John Oliver, why doesn’t he suggest to his family and neighbors in Erdington, West Midlands, England to spend their hard earned money to pay what he thinks the people of the United States should pay. I think the people in his homeland would welcome draining their bank accounts to ship these people into our country, then pay for them to exist for the next 75 years of their life as well as years afterwords. I think Mr Oliver would not be welcome back home where he should be going anyway.

    • souliaq
      souliaq Месяц назад +1

      I don't agree with you, but I admire the amount of text you put in this comment.

  • kevin degn
    kevin degn Месяц назад

    I’m still waiting for our free border wall Mexico. You’re on notice Mexico.

    • Luis Lopez
      Luis Lopez Месяц назад

      What are you going to do? Go to war with us, while several american companies own manufacturing plants on this side of the border?

  • Christopher Logue
    Christopher Logue Месяц назад

    Levy a tax on all import trade with Mexico, and impose a hefty "Border Wall Surcharge" on all remittance payments going to Mexico.
    That'll do it.

  • MilesBellas
    MilesBellas Месяц назад

    no audio

  • Inderbir Bal
    Inderbir Bal Месяц назад

    Wow.... John Oliver looks like a Pygmy Owl

  • Ciprian
    Ciprian Месяц назад

    That fella at 1:52, just aboe the cnn debate hashtag... Is he alive? What did he see up there, surely it can`t be a TV with Trump, doubt that speech could be more interesting on tv...

  • Jason Barrett-Fox
    Jason Barrett-Fox Месяц назад +1

    "a trump wall" he has his own wall business now? BANK freaking RUPT.

  • Diego Leva
    Diego Leva Месяц назад +1

    5:10 yeah we will be fucking happy to waste all our money on your plan

  • Thomas Stecyk
    Thomas Stecyk Месяц назад

    Why can't the Mexican president do something good for his people that makes all of his people want to stay in their own country at least until the paperwork is done?

    • Thomas Stecyk
      Thomas Stecyk 25 дней назад

      My comment is out of date. While immigrants That got here on a working visa or permission into this country and/or tourist visa, then let it expire. What is it do not have the money or just do not want to become a citizen of the US?

    • Ravi Tolani
      Ravi Tolani Месяц назад

      no way it can be done.. it will take years . too many people

  • Atley Meow
    Atley Meow Месяц назад +1

    10k dislikes? lmfao... Trump supporters hate fact and truth, is that why most of them are fake christian neoxenophobic shitlords?

  • Adam Palmer
    Adam Palmer Месяц назад +1

    Billions of dollars for a wall they'd fly over anyway

  • eli leavett
    eli leavett Месяц назад +2

    we need this wall look what happened in china and isreal it even says it in the bible about a great wall being built its not about being racist its about keeping usa safe

    • JamesHLanier
      JamesHLanier Месяц назад

      But it won't keep the country safe. It won't solve anything.

  • Tjbeach
    Tjbeach Месяц назад +1

    If the wall fell down it could make waffles

  • lyomon
    lyomon Месяц назад

    12 billion for a wall ... why not for the people ?

  • Dylan Wedel
    Dylan Wedel Месяц назад

    This was just a plot to get his idiot fans riled up. He was never going to do it. And the wall would only be 4% of the US military budget, so price is not a factor

    • Dylan Wedel
      Dylan Wedel Месяц назад +1

      But of course he wouldn't say he was cutting the military budget, that would've fucked him

  • scrapmetal37
    scrapmetal37 Месяц назад

    Make Waffles Exist Again (MWEA)

  • GavinAndersson13
    GavinAndersson13 Месяц назад

    Has *anyone* in here commented on 2:51 through 3:05? The first time I saw this, I was laughing more loudly than Monty Python's so-called "funniest joke in the world."
    I feel so bad for the kid being carried by Donald Trump. "WHAT IS THE WALL GOING TO BE MADE OUT OF?!" He's so *terrified!* I can't help but feel sorry for him.

    • GavinAndersson13
      GavinAndersson13 Месяц назад

      Greeeeat. I've found something funnier. 6:00
      "I'm not going to pay for that (dramatic pause) *bleeping* wall. *He* should pay for it."
      Well said, sir. Well said. I applaud you for your effort.

    • GavinAndersson13
      GavinAndersson13 Месяц назад

      Great. I watched this a third time... and I'm not laughing anymore...

  • Sourav Misra
    Sourav Misra Месяц назад

    Why 10k people dislike the video 😂😂

  • jkh
    jkh 2 месяца назад +1

    Try to move to Australia without having a trade that the government has deemed needed. Not going to happen...are they labeled racists ?

  • Sir Nigel Montgomery of the Confederate States

    The reason for making the wall is to secure our border. Sure there are going to be ways to get over it, but the point of the wall is to make it harder to get over the wall.

    • JamesHLanier
      JamesHLanier Месяц назад

      It won't make it harder. It'll just increase the market for ropes and ladders while costing us billions.

  • 下佐粉ケイ
    下佐粉ケイ 2 месяца назад

    That poor cat-child.

  • SerpentKai
    SerpentKai 2 месяца назад

    waffles, waffles!, WAFFLES!

  • C M
    C M 2 месяца назад +2

    Trump is a fucking useless moron.