The Failing Couples Of Facebook

  • Опубликовано: 11 фев 2018
  • We are so sad, but our posts say otherwise.
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Комментарии • 1 042

  • Gus Johnson
    Gus Johnson  Год назад +2633

    is your relationship falling apart? don't post about it on facebook - go to twitter. also follow me there. check that young description, playa.

    • Jay Rasmussen
      Jay Rasmussen Год назад

      Gus Johnson I hope you move near an elementary school in florida

    • Jay Rasmussen
      Jay Rasmussen Год назад

      Gus Johnson = sex offender and needs to go live by an elementary in school in Florida please

    • Options Specialist
      Options Specialist Год назад +1

      Monster Slayer
      Let’s do this.
      Let’s connect professionally

    • Options Specialist
      Options Specialist Год назад +1

      Shoq Pasha
      Are you in Los Angeles?
      What’s your linked in profile?

  • Trent Elliott
    Trent Elliott 21 час назад

    gus is a legend

  • DragonSlayer 124
    DragonSlayer 124 6 дней назад

    We're together, yes we're dating, and it's going really bad
    But we don't want all our friends to know that we are really sad
    I wanna stick it to those bitches, Pam and Kimberly from work
    If my mom finds out we're splitting, she will be a real jerk
    We both seem pretty sad, but I don't want our friends to know
    You're right, you stupid dummy, so let's go put on a show
    Let's post some sappy captions and some photos on the town
    Maybe then our pals will think we're filled with smiles instead of frowns
    "He's the best!"
    "She's the one!"
    "So impressed!"
    "Having fun!"
    When it comes to happy couples we are couple number one
    Our mission is accomplished
    We faked another day
    And though we're filled with pain we'd rather stuff it all away

    I think we nailed it
    Shut up

  • michał botor
    michał botor Месяц назад

    Q > qqq...qqq
    yay! ^_^

  • PaperTowel
    PaperTowel Месяц назад

    Are you trying to tell me something?

  • RealBlackHawkMC
    RealBlackHawkMC Месяц назад

    I think we nailed it
    Shut up


  • Klemson
    Klemson Месяц назад

    Who is the girl/voice actor ?

  • B-NITE
    B-NITE 2 месяца назад

    That looks just like cari brownstien from Portlandia.

  • Aiden Gamino
    Aiden Gamino 2 месяца назад

    I puked on your gfs car, lost my glasses and it was my birthday 😂😂 Thanks for the ride Sabrina 👏🏻🙌🏻

  • LucasCAPS
    LucasCAPS 2 месяца назад

    Other than _Cleaning out the gutters_ , this is Gus's first rap, ain't it?

  • tøm_undu3
    tøm_undu3 2 месяца назад +2

    I ship them

  • TechTalkHD
    TechTalkHD 3 месяца назад


  • EliteInferno
    EliteInferno 3 месяца назад

    Girl looks like a classmate of mine. She cute

  • Mong Army
    Mong Army 3 месяца назад

    I want to stick it to those bitches

  • BlackGunter
    BlackGunter 3 месяца назад +1

    Yo, Fuck Pam and Kimberly Man!

  • delmy lopez
    delmy lopez 4 месяца назад

    I just realized gus made this

  • Sir Digby Chicken Caesar
    Sir Digby Chicken Caesar 5 месяцев назад +1

    I can't decide if she's fit or ugly

  • Chief
    Chief 6 месяцев назад +1

    She sounds like Siri lmao

  • timmy chikoriteh
    timmy chikoriteh 6 месяцев назад

    This is in the definitely good ones playlist twice

  • katelyn ast
    katelyn ast 6 месяцев назад

    why are we still here....just to suffer?

  • Jack Schafer
    Jack Schafer 7 месяцев назад +1

    Damn it Gus this is one of the best ones I've seen. You are a true inspiration for me my man. Good luck with everything you do

  • Sinful Nugget
    Sinful Nugget 8 месяцев назад

    When do you actually break up then?

    • Uuuuh Borger
      Uuuuh Borger 6 месяцев назад

      Complete Distrusction they did

  • HorseyMandias King of Kings
    HorseyMandias King of Kings 8 месяцев назад

    I love this

  • Spirit
    Spirit 9 месяцев назад

    Just rob another house bro. ;)

  • Aula Potter
    Aula Potter 9 месяцев назад +1

    I would love to have this as my ringtone if I didn’t have my phone on silent 24/7.

  • Joseph Steiner
    Joseph Steiner 10 месяцев назад +1

    My new favorite cute couple in the entire universe for only 30 seconds. lol

  • komentator zad ruge
    komentator zad ruge 10 месяцев назад +1

    gus is trying to tell us something

  • Danny RAWner
    Danny RAWner 11 месяцев назад +1

    Wish I had what you 2 have

  • DNJ
    DNJ 11 месяцев назад


  • Xavier Triggs
    Xavier Triggs 11 месяцев назад +1

    Their misery tastes so good.

  • Пафа Эсперанто
    Пафа Эсперанто 11 месяцев назад

    Ништяк отожгли ) хорошо получилось. Было бы конечно неплохо, если бы текстовочку пилили под кат.

  • Christian Police
    Christian Police 11 месяцев назад +3

    I have watched it so many times

  • Big Galoob
    Big Galoob 11 месяцев назад

    ey fuck off I'd still smesh

  • Leah Jay
    Leah Jay Год назад +2

    I really like these musical parody’s:))) PLEASE DO MORE!!!!!!!

  • Mike Murkovic
    Mike Murkovic Год назад +1

    watched this like, 6 times. it's not the last.

  • cassie haulman
    cassie haulman Год назад +3

    Are they actually dating

  • JackStrait
    JackStrait Год назад

    Is this what those young kids call rap?

  • Staci Lyn
    Staci Lyn Год назад +5

    I have no idea who the woman is. She is soooo familiar though. Help

  • Kenneth Snyder
    Kenneth Snyder Год назад

    Gus very good video I like and have watched a number

  • Lisa Wolski
    Lisa Wolski Год назад +4

    she cute

  • Tricia Tripp
    Tricia Tripp Год назад

    Can’t stop watching! Love this!

  • Hita Manhas
    Hita Manhas Год назад +1

    All the dislikes are couple #2

  • Climax Jeans
    Climax Jeans Год назад +2

    Love it!!!!!! OMG Sabrina you are so adorable!!

  • AnimalsAndReports
    AnimalsAndReports Год назад

    Less than a minute long... Couldn't resist 🐼

  • Sword of Etro
    Sword of Etro Год назад


  • WolfWould
    WolfWould Год назад +4

    You guys are babies and really bold
    You've been together since you were 11teen years old
    You got your Facebook, your relationship and you're just fine......

  • Huff28
    Huff28 Год назад +1

    This is very true

  • Phil J.L Fig
    Phil J.L Fig Год назад +1

    I’ve scrolled down the comment section and it’s kind of funny that all the people who like this are either super ugly or have some random or no picture.

  • ForestHeart ServicePack
    ForestHeart ServicePack Год назад


  • Sammie Fowler lll
    Sammie Fowler lll Год назад


  • Clint East
    Clint East Год назад

    so true

  • Marco Cantera
    Marco Cantera Год назад +2

    Amazing video. Probably best one to date

  • Mimi Torres
    Mimi Torres Год назад

    I love this Goose!

  • _ Jammy _
    _ Jammy _ Год назад

    I cant stop watching

  • Alexander Gammer
    Alexander Gammer Год назад

    RUclip boo Quarn is the best ho people do ho Quarn youtube video

  • Charlie Koszulinski
    Charlie Koszulinski Год назад +1

    I only discovered this guy yesterday and I can’t stop listening. All his songs are too damn catchy!

  • Nate
    Nate Год назад

    What's she saying at 0:06

    • Locke
      Locke 11 месяцев назад

      Temporary name stick it to those bitches Pam and Kimberly from work

  • lee goupil
    lee goupil Год назад

    Shared, Great video! Text lojiic to 39000

  • Gerard Depardoo
    Gerard Depardoo Год назад

    I deleted my facebook page 2 years ago, and my happiness level went up.

  • James Faragoza
    James Faragoza Год назад

    I thought that was Nadia styles....

  • Neo Kiwi
    Neo Kiwi Год назад

    You need help

  • S.xx2
    S.xx2 Год назад

    Literally describes the relationship I’m in 😂👏🏻 I’m sending it to my partner😂💯💔

  • PronunciationLesson
    PronunciationLesson Год назад

    This is one of the problems with social media. Everyone desires to be loved and they want to put on a nice self image.

  • conwayblue
    conwayblue Год назад +7

    This girl as hot AF! I'm smitten

  • Nathan Zed
    Nathan Zed Год назад

    Wow this is classic RUclip, I love this

  • Miles Lewis
    Miles Lewis Год назад


  • J Skyler
    J Skyler Год назад

    now THIS is the type of content we need more of. your creativity is a breath of fresh air.

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  • Cam77891
    Cam77891 Год назад

    The evolutionary product of viner habitat loss

    MEMEYBOI Год назад

    I notice all his songs he makes get tons of views! And therw hilarious at the same time!

  • IDankLobster
    IDankLobster Год назад

    All of fb, insta, & snap couples in a nutshell

  • Wandalandx
    Wandalandx Год назад


  • Chase Douglas
    Chase Douglas Год назад

    Glad to see you on trending

  • ThE NeW DeaDPooL
    ThE NeW DeaDPooL Год назад +2

    Who is the girl

    VT6AMING/VAPING Год назад

    Sounds like your actual life in a nutshell amirite or what. I mean if there ever was a most likely to become a serial killer couple I think they would win that one every time. Look at there dead eyes fuck me man I'm kinda scared to leave this comment they might try to find me and kill me in my sleep. Or just put a fucking spell on me, seeing as they both look like creepy AF mannequins.

  • Patricia Rodríguez
    Patricia Rodríguez Год назад


  • Awesome Pig
    Awesome Pig Год назад

    Hi guys This is for youвидео.html

  • FinFamilyFun
    FinFamilyFun Год назад

    omg this is so funny but so sad lol omg

  • really dude
    really dude Год назад

    What a weird head.

  • Ian DeMartino
    Ian DeMartino Год назад

    Reminds me of the "two normal guys" song from Lonely Island, I'm a good way of course.

  • Shashank Shrivastava
    Shashank Shrivastava Год назад

    This brought me here.

  • Maria’s Life
    Maria’s Life Год назад

    Plz check out my vlog and mukbang channel ❤️

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    Sherrod Cotton Год назад



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  • Options Specialist
    Options Specialist Год назад +1

    Don’t believe this kids.
    Don’t get married- it’s a raw deal for men.
    After 2 boys and a failed marriage, I am rebuilding my empire -

  • I need A life
    I need A life Год назад

    Nice show

  • Veri Tas
    Veri Tas Год назад

    this guy reminds me of the gus from beer and board games.

  • Beezo YouKnow
    Beezo YouKnow Год назад

    Seems legit. Thats why I dumped my ex.

  • Bryan Otero
    Bryan Otero Год назад

    Im not really sure if ur intention is to mock truth of everything, or just being edgy for trying too hard

    GEORGE MATTHEWS Год назад +2

    This couple needs to be worshiped. Genius

  • Dis Is Dia
    Dis Is Dia Год назад

    Aww couple goals

  • April Marie
    April Marie Год назад

    I love this.

  • Sandi Morris
    Sandi Morris Год назад

    Ha ha ha I’ve known some of these.

  • Will Smith
    Will Smith Год назад

    Why is this guy alway trending with his random short ass videos

  • Sander
    Sander Год назад

    Gus you're featured on the biggest Belgian news site

  • Volgax364
    Volgax364 Год назад

    Oh shit #30 on trending

  • Quinton Reviews
    Quinton Reviews Год назад +40

    Having fun

    • Grayson F
      Grayson F 6 месяцев назад

      Quinton Reviews isnt hard, when you’ve got a library card!

  • David Mims
    David Mims Год назад

    Mgtow 4 life buy a sex doll

  • Salestific Rafa Rivelles
    Salestific Rafa Rivelles Год назад


  • Cabbage Lettuce
    Cabbage Lettuce Год назад

    Lol. More than 80% of couples on social networks.