Alonzo Bodden Historically Incorrect 2016 _ Live Comedy Special Full Show: "Comedy Official 2016"

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  • Опубликовано: 12 фев 2017
  • Alonzo Bodden Historically Incorrect 2016 Full Show.

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  • 123Wigz
    123Wigz Месяц назад

    49:10 well you're half right it's neither of those candidates but you guys (Americans) did get stuck with a batshit crazy president soo

  • Diaky Diaz
    Diaky Diaz Месяц назад

    LMAO!!!!!

  • Pietro-Giorgio Masella
    Pietro-Giorgio Masella Месяц назад

    Funny ass shit

  • Nini N
    Nini N 2 месяца назад

    I watched this phenomenal. I almost peed my pants!

  • mememdetame
    mememdetame 2 месяца назад

    Tommy douglas

  • Bill Payer
    Bill Payer 3 месяца назад

    Religious Freedom Laws are not bad. In fact it doesn't even have to be a law. If something goes against someone's beliefs, they won't do it. If someone tries to force that person to go against their beliefs there OUGHT to be a law that protects them

  • glen atkinson
    glen atkinson 3 месяца назад

    Brilliant comedy...a funny take on important social issues. Being Canadian some of the issues are foreign to me but glad I saw Alonzo!

  • lachazaroony
    lachazaroony 3 месяца назад

    Enough about white cops killing blacks. They dont go around randomly shooting black guys. Dont wanna get shot by a cop? Dont break the fucking law, stupid.

  • Leigh Goodwin
    Leigh Goodwin 3 месяца назад

    Good comic!

  • Makela mm
    Makela mm 4 месяца назад

    He did amazing job too funny

  • rockafelladw
    rockafelladw 4 месяца назад +1

    Someone needs to tell Alonzo there's no free speech in Canada.

  • samuel lopes
    samuel lopes 4 месяца назад

    is it just me or did they do a horrible job with the camera work ??

  • marcy devos
    marcy devos 4 месяца назад

    I like my free health care and Timmys coffee.

  • Valenzuela Gamboa
    Valenzuela Gamboa 5 месяцев назад +1

    Some guy just got arrested recently for punching a police horse in the face at an Eagles football game. XD lol. Go Figure.

  • Jordan Horton
    Jordan Horton 6 месяцев назад

    He sound like bill Cosby lol

  • Jack Glastra
    Jack Glastra 6 месяцев назад

    @56:00ish... that shit is sooooooo true, these violent ass mom's be planning this shit. Setting up strategic yardsticks and shit.

  • Britta Knappett
    Britta Knappett 6 месяцев назад

    This slooowed version ruins his delivery - not giving his performance justice!

  • Heem Lo
    Heem Lo 7 месяцев назад +1

    I came for comedy. I got liberal propaganda.

  • Ismo Mattila
    Ismo Mattila 7 месяцев назад +3

    Non cropped non slowed down version:
    ruclip.com/video/KaVD4ZVr_a4/видео.html

    • 박윤서
      박윤서 4 месяца назад

      Actually, you can just turn the speed to 1.25

    • Doug Morse
      Doug Morse 4 месяца назад

      Not all heros wear capes

  • darlene battle
    darlene battle 8 месяцев назад +1

    intelligent comedy

  • Van Hughes
    Van Hughes 8 месяцев назад +2

    Militia is to protect the people from a tyrannical Government.

  • brandon day
    brandon day 8 месяцев назад

    ruclip.com/video/tLdq-HicLMg/видео.html better copy. not centered on the guy's shoulder. correct speed

  • Jordan Rogers
    Jordan Rogers 8 месяцев назад

    @50:30 He is preaching the truth. These old people have to go if we want to move forward

  • DeDarin Tran
    DeDarin Tran 8 месяцев назад

    My niece lives in Canada, she pays 49% income tax. Only dumbasses would compare the US health care to Cuba, and countries like Canada. Wait until shit hits the fan, and that you have to pay 49% or higher. US citizens already bitch about how much we are paying (avg 18%). Obama is a piece of shit!!!!

  • Mike Mcdonald
    Mike Mcdonald 9 месяцев назад +1

    this man is effin crazy funnY

  • not hen
    not hen 9 месяцев назад +1

    Obama made healthcare worse so I don't get the joke.. or maybe Obamacare is the joke.

    • Mill Sims
      Mill Sims 5 месяцев назад

      Obama made healthcare worst? Milions of people didn't have healthcare until Obama emplemented a plan. www.health.zone/Obama Canada healthcare system is better than America that is the joke. www.healthinsurance.org/blog/2014/10/25/the-good-old-days-before-obamacare/ but please go on with the lying king and fix(fox) news

  • Jeff C
    Jeff C 9 месяцев назад +2

    First, Obama is half black. He's just as much white as he is black. Second, I swear, but I am not onstage. I never understood why intelligent, funny comedians have to use bad language every couple of sentences. It doesn't make them any funnier. It makes 'em look less creative.

    • Mill Sims
      Mill Sims 5 месяцев назад

      Lookup the "one drop black blood law". Many people lives were govern by this law.

    • We're Live Pal!
      We're Live Pal! 8 месяцев назад +1

      Jeff C Your right. He acted like he was completely black. He grew up with white grandparents in Hawaii.

  • 11hoosier11
    11hoosier11 9 месяцев назад

    I just stopped watching/listening at around 32". His absurd attempt at comedy using the cops is too much for me.

  • 11hoosier11
    11hoosier11 9 месяцев назад

    He has some great stuff but he would be funnier if he waited between sentences like Jack Benny or, of today's comedians, Ron White. He has a steady rhythm 1,2,3,4,1,2,3,4. Jack and Ron are 1,2,3,................4.

  • Superior Being
    Superior Being 9 месяцев назад +3

    This guy is clever and funny!

  • donald servais
    donald servais 9 месяцев назад

    another idiot who cant read

  • chase nowt
    chase nowt 9 месяцев назад

    Starts out as crap.....liberal idiot

  • Wouter Dewet
    Wouter Dewet 9 месяцев назад +2

    this isn't comedy, its politics. Bad politics at that.

  • thicky
    thicky 9 месяцев назад

    has he been on def comedy jam... i think the best black comics all went through that circuit in recent times. kevin hart excluded

  • thicky
    thicky 9 месяцев назад

    lewis hamilton is already the chief in motor sports... so he slipped on that joke. another black man in a white infested environment that did not let negroes in at one point.

  • Cynthia L. Johnson
    Cynthia L. Johnson 9 месяцев назад

    So silly we still have sports or events that are so called white only...but they don't say it there is no sponsorship or support, grow up please...Pro Golf why the big deal when Tiger Woods was participating...nonsense is the fuel that ruins this racist thinking.

  • wolfie498
    wolfie498 9 месяцев назад +2

    Funny fucker. Love it.

  • HPLov3craft
    HPLov3craft 9 месяцев назад

    Besides some misinformation, a great act.

  • Neil Neil
    Neil Neil 9 месяцев назад

    nascar would be toppled and more exciting we invited the vehicle and first car jet locomotive etc

  • mkozzokm
    mkozzokm 10 месяцев назад

    Black comics can't possibly stay away from the Black vs White humor.... ENOUGH!!! Find shit that's funny that isn't Black or white..... can't listen any more....

    • Jermaine Long
      Jermaine Long 8 месяцев назад

      mkozzokm
      Ha ha ha😁 Calm down you embittered little baby👶👶👶

    • mkozzokm
      mkozzokm 8 месяцев назад

      Only little girls, and pussies use the word whining.... which one are you? PUNK BITCH!!! I didn't grow up in the ghetto, have no use for people that did, and DEFINITELY need zero advice from you... go die somewhere!

    • Jermaine Long
      Jermaine Long 8 месяцев назад

      All comedians derive their material from life experience; stop whining and deal with it.

    • Steve Mwaura
      Steve Mwaura 9 месяцев назад

      I will, enjoy welfare

    • mkozzokm
      mkozzokm 9 месяцев назад

      "I'm" has punctuation in it, and "caps lock" is two words..... You're beyond help, enjoy working at Popeye's the rest of your life, and probably 3rd generation....

  • Rich Coury
    Rich Coury 10 месяцев назад +6

    this man is hysterical... not to mention, pretty accurate on many things he said

    • Rich Coury
      Rich Coury 9 месяцев назад

      I never heard of him before until his stand up show came up on my page as "you may also like". I watched his show in its entirety and died laughing

    • V Fry
      V Fry 9 месяцев назад

      Right! Pretty damn accurate

  • gsadvisor
    gsadvisor 10 месяцев назад

    what a dickhead.

  • stormwatcher59
    stormwatcher59 10 месяцев назад

    Like Alonzo, I am from the "Go Outside" generation.
    We took our bicycles to a friends house, went swimming in the river ~ got home in time to eat supper.
    We had it good, I feel badly for kids today with all this strict, scheduled, structured bullshit!!!

  • Coleman Adamson
    Coleman Adamson 10 месяцев назад +2

    Canada's health care is crap...but since Obamacare....we are worse. Even worse than that...this guy is not funny....not funny at all.

    • jaymie klaassen
      jaymie klaassen 9 месяцев назад +1

      I dunno its not too bad. Ya know I needed emergency surgery... you know how much it cost me? $0

  • Twisted Tiger
    Twisted Tiger 10 месяцев назад

    All Jesus said was ...don't fuck another guy up the ass....and by the way..gay means happy...not buttfucker!!!! But the feckin faggots have no originality....they even stole the feckn rainbow!!!. Bunch of asylum fuckheads....let's build another toilet for these self-centered fucktards...while the rest of america have no water to drink!!!!!!

  • sanjuansteve
    sanjuansteve 10 месяцев назад +8

    The fear-based systematic racism and bigotry in the US is disgusting!

    • stormwatcher59
      stormwatcher59 10 месяцев назад

      I ain't happy with the way they are destroying the water we drink and and the food we eat either!
      Also, all animals, including humans, gotta watch out for themselves. WTF!!!

  • gsadvisor
    gsadvisor 10 месяцев назад

    An unfunny asshole.

  • Bogus Rascal
    Bogus Rascal 10 месяцев назад +2

    Hilarious. Well spoken fellow.

  • Sonja Dawn
    Sonja Dawn 10 месяцев назад +13

    How dumb is racism? It's so dumb that people don't realise skin is a biological function, it's there to protect what's under it and from the elements outside it. The darker the skin, the more superior it is, it better protects our insides and out - that is what skin is for.

    • Michael T.T
      Michael T.T 4 месяца назад

      Sonja Dawn don't comment when you're not sure about your facts. I been seeing wrong people everywhere on the internet you're part ofem

    • Derick Yhuwdiy
      Derick Yhuwdiy 6 месяцев назад

      scbluesman13 explain Australians and south Africans. The indigenous people of those lands were dark.

    • Martin Dean
      Martin Dean 8 месяцев назад

      scbluseman13 if an atheist is building a house and he hits his thumb with a hammer and shouts "God damn!" Is he really an atheist?

    • scbluesman13
      scbluesman13 8 месяцев назад

      Yes.

  • Alex Hurtado
    Alex Hurtado 10 месяцев назад +8

    28:41 camera guy took a nap

  • Lupp0
    Lupp0 11 месяцев назад +6

    Fucking awesome camera work, gotta say.

  • BLACK EMPIRE
    BLACK EMPIRE 11 месяцев назад +4

    Funny but he needs better timing. Jokes sound too thought out. Let the jokes flow organically. Your cool but your rushing for a laugh.

  • Tyler Bartend
    Tyler Bartend 11 месяцев назад +2

    this guy is pretty dim witted and when he starts deifying race-baiting Obama his IQ of about 80 and just yelling his routine in monotone show his lack of skill as a stand up

    • Ramses77
      Ramses77 4 месяца назад

      *tell

    • bacon bits
      bacon bits 6 месяцев назад

      Tyler Bartend. Ty ty my man shut the fuck up 👍

    • Tyler Bartend
      Tyler Bartend 9 месяцев назад

      One can till a great deal about someone's intellect using very little information. for example- someone who says that another person "concludes on things" shows that they know very little about grammar and sentence structure and probably also has a low IQ. Most likely a retarded black that is sensitive about their OWN stupidity because they aren't even as smart as the person being ridiculed.... who's the real fool? If you think he's so smart then listen to him on Joe Rogan's podcast and then say he's not retarded with a straight face.

    • Candice Dice
      Candice Dice 9 месяцев назад +1

      how do u know his iq .you sound like a bitter lonely fool who concludes on things when they dont suite your taste.

    • humanforotherhumans
      humanforotherhumans 9 месяцев назад +1

      Tyler Bartend Trump and Rush Limbaugh supporter?

  • Richard Carpenter
    Richard Carpenter 11 месяцев назад +10

    Obamacare, the plan that doubled and tripled the cost of healthcare for millions of Americans. Of course, this guy's typical audience wouldn't give a hoot about that, since they get heavily subsidized by the government. If you think paying 1000+ a month for healthcare is okay, you've got problems.

    • Clinton Lunn
      Clinton Lunn 6 дней назад

      RC is hilarious... He probably thinks this is a guy running for president. 😁

    • Zelda Williams
      Zelda Williams 21 день назад

      HamTeddy26 BINGO! Ding ding ding ding ding! Yes, he has issue this is a comedy upload! He needs to write a letter to his Congressman. Yikes!😒

    • Zelda Williams
      Zelda Williams 21 день назад

      Richard Carpenter kill-joy!
      You must be a hoot @ parties, I mean really lit...NOT!!👈 It's comedy dude, calm down! #Bummer

    • Derick Yhuwdiy
      Derick Yhuwdiy 6 месяцев назад

      With or without the aca our healthcare costs would be the same if not more. Republicans attacked the funding from the beginning. That did not help us on cost either. Let's stop pointing fingers and come up with fucking solutions.

    • Van Hughes
      Van Hughes 8 месяцев назад +1

      Richard Carpenter. A joke.

  • ghalib khan
    ghalib khan 11 месяцев назад +33

    the dog killer threw a pass to the wife beater, who was tackled by the attempted murderer.......LMAO

  • James Huninghake
    James Huninghake Год назад +2

    Can someone please tell me the time stamp of when this actually gets funny, so I don't have to watch the full 1:14:04.

    • gsadvisor
      gsadvisor 10 месяцев назад +1

      sorry, it never does.

    • CK Games
      CK Games 11 месяцев назад +3

      It gets funny at 0:00

    • D.E.P H MC.
      D.E.P H MC. 11 месяцев назад +2

      James Huninghake you need help

  • Themayseffect
    Themayseffect Год назад +6

    "they'll call it retro and all the hipsters will get it...and die" - immediate like lol

  • Emil Ram
    Emil Ram Год назад

    This video is from the Autoplay .

  • E Suzannet
    E Suzannet Год назад +25

    If we young people had taken Alonzo's advice to "start killing old people" when he gave it, we wouldn't be dealing with the Trump admin right now. Just saying.

    • Zelda Williams
      Zelda Williams 21 день назад

      E Suzannet no, we don't wanna do that, right?😉

    • Leigh Goodwin
      Leigh Goodwin 3 месяца назад

      E Suzannet Wow. Your comment is deep. Even the rebuttals below regarding the 'intestinal fortitude' of younger generations is interesting banter.

    • not hen
      not hen 9 месяцев назад

      If your mother aborted you then I would not have to read your lame comment. Just saying.

    • L.GH. Djoetma
      L.GH. Djoetma 9 месяцев назад

      Most white men under 35 voted for Trump. It's the white identity thing. People simply like it, young white men most of all. All over the western world btw, this isn't just the US.
      Heck, stupid right wing retardedness apparently happens all over the world. It's the internet probably; stupid people are reuniting...

    • wolfie498
      wolfie498 9 месяцев назад +1

      Mary Morningstar Do you understand the difference between joking/serious though? That's the question. This is a comedy video on youtube hai capito?

  • K Trigs
    K Trigs Год назад +3

    funniest show EVER!

  • K Trigs
    K Trigs Год назад +4

    1:04:15
    1:04:23
    tears in my eyes

  • K Trigs
    K Trigs Год назад

    59:47
    lol

  • K Trigs
    K Trigs Год назад +1

    59:54
    he's right....again.
    Rotflmbo

  • K Trigs
    K Trigs Год назад +2

    58:53
    "for beatin' bitches?!"

  • K Trigs
    K Trigs Год назад +4

    56:30
    He's right.
    back in the day it really was like that.

  • Gideon Alvin White
    Gideon Alvin White Год назад +2

    Yo play it at the right speed or don't play it

  • junior hulk
    junior hulk Год назад +16

    I like his comedy

    • stormwatcher59
      stormwatcher59 10 месяцев назад

      I like his thinking, it's intriguing!

    • gsadvisor
      gsadvisor 10 месяцев назад

      you're retarded too,

  • Jesse Villa
    Jesse Villa Год назад +6

    politically incorrect... and historically incorrect

    • Van Hughes
      Van Hughes 8 месяцев назад

      Jesse Villa Funny

    • stormwatcher59
      stormwatcher59 10 месяцев назад

      Ham, That's loaded and funny!

    • HamTeddy26
      HamTeddy26 10 месяцев назад +3

      Jesse Villa like history itself

  • Owen Wexler
    Owen Wexler Год назад

    8oz of kale salad has 9g of protein. Yeah that's right I looked it up. You aren't gonna get your protein entirely from fuckin kale, but it has some.

  • bugzzz343
    bugzzz343 Год назад +82

    speed 1.25

  • Frank Delgadillo
    Frank Delgadillo Год назад +1

    😂😂😂😂

  • Remote Indigo Index
    Remote Indigo Index Год назад +4

    boo!