The New Map of America

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  • Published on Sep 20, 2019
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    Intro: ibrahim - land of petals soundcloud.com/ibr/land-of-petals
    Outro: hier - confess soundcloud.com/hi-er/confess
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    The New Map of America
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  • CallMeCarson
    CallMeCarson  24 days ago +9761

    GET EM WHILE THEY'RE HOT ▸ youtooz.com/
    IT'S GOT THE FUNNY WOOD FIRED PIZZA THING ON IT

  • Yah Boi
    Yah Boi 11 minutes ago

    Hi @callmecarsonyt you are receiving this because you are unofficially invited to my 16th birthday part y at on October 26th chuckecheese st Louis Charles Missouri. Please RSVP and bring you own pizza

  • ThaGamer00
    ThaGamer00 11 minutes ago

    make the west the entire country please get rid of the east and destroy california

  • Tristan Johnson
    Tristan Johnson 27 minutes ago

    C R A M

  • Justin
    Justin 32 minutes ago

    A youtooz is as hard and long as
    Me.

  • legendary samurai
    legendary samurai 46 minutes ago

    I lost most of my cell brains

  • Samuel Resnick
    Samuel Resnick 59 minutes ago

    Grilled cheese

  • Poor boy Inc.
    Poor boy Inc. Hour ago

    Everyone I know lives in florida

  • NorthFace-B3AR
    NorthFace-B3AR Hour ago

    I should be studying but this video is to funny half the time I was watching this I couldn’t breathe

  • Tyranno z
    Tyranno z Hour ago

    Big Lion is so powerful he made me choke on the most firm grapes of all the land

  • KoЯny Mofo
    KoЯny Mofo Hour ago

    I live in Florida :(

  • Jacob Thurmond
    Jacob Thurmond Hour ago

    BIG LION (5E)
    Gargantuan monstrosity (Titan), unaligned.
    STR: 30 (+10)
    DEX: 10
    CON: 30 (+10)
    INT: 25 (+7)
    WIS: 26 (+8)
    CHA: 29 (+9)
    HP: 855 (45d12 + 540)
    SPEED: 50 feet
    BIG LION HAS PROFICIENCY IN ALL SAVING THROWS.
    .Immunities: Non-Magical B/P/S, Acid, Fire, Fear, Lightning, Necrotic, Poison, Poisoned, Psychic, Restrained, Grappled, Charmed, Paralyzed
    .Resistances: Magical B/P/S
    .Legendary Resistance (3/Day): When BIG LION fails a saving throw, it can choose to succeed instead.
    .Magic Resistance: Big Lion gains advantage on all saving throws made against spells.
    .Siege Monster: BIG LION deals double damage to objects and structures.
    .HOLY SHIT: Everyone that can see BIG LION at the start of its turn must make a DC 26 WIS saving throw or take 22 (4d10) psychic damage. If they are under the effects of frightful presence they take an additional 11 (2d10) psychic damage.
    ACTIONS
    .Multiattack: BIG LION uses its frightful presence then makes 5 attacks, 2 with its claws, 2 with its shadow arms, and one with its bite.
    .Bite: Melee weapon attack/+19 to hit, reach 10 feet, one target. Hit: 31 (6d6 + 10) piercing + 14 (4d6) necrotic damage
    .Claw: Melee weapon attack/+19 to hit, reach 15 feet, one target: Hit: 25 (6d4 + 10) slashing + 7 (2d6) necrotic damage
    .Frightful Presence: Each creature of BIG LION's choice within 120 feet of itself must succeed a DC 26 WIS saving throw or receive the frightened condition for 1 minute. A creature can repeat the saving throw at the end of each of its turns, with disadvantage if BIG LION is within line of sight, ending the effect upon a success. If a creature's saving throw is successful or the effect ends for it , the creature is immune to BIG LION's frightful presence for the next 24 hours.
    .Arm of darkness: Melee weapon attack/+18 to hit, reach 45 feet, one target: Hit: 23 (4d6+ 9) slashing + 23 (4d6 + 9) necrotic damage.
    LEGENDARY ACTIONS
    BIG LION can make 3 legendary actions, choosing from the options below. Only one legendary action option can be used at a time and only at the end of another creatures turn. BIG LION regains spent legendary actions at the beginning of its turn.
    Attack: BIG LION makes a singular shadow arm or claw attack.
    .He's so fuckin powerful: BIG LION stares down his opponents causing them to realize how fuckin powerful he is, everyone that can see BIG LION must succeed on a DC 26 WIS saving throw or take 55 (10d10) psychic damage and are blinded and deafened, a sucesful save halving the damage and ignoring these effects.
    .Imprisonment: BIG LION summons a SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE from its eyes and encloses up to 4 creatures of its choice within 120 feet in prismatic cages of blinding light, everyone targeted by this must succeed on a DC 26 DEX saving throw or be considered restrained and take 16 (3d10) fire damage till they can succeed the save at the end of their turns.
    .Nuclear Yeet (costs 3 actions): BIG LION yeets a fuckin nuke at his opponents, everyone in a 120 foot radius must succeed on a DC 24 DEX saving throw or take 110 (20d10) force damage + 55 (10d10) fire damage.

    I spent 2 hours on this, please send help.

  • Hyperdragondx 95
    Hyperdragondx 95 2 hours ago

    Me: waiting for another vid for a fresh discord link
    Carson: uploads
    Me when i get in: I-I DID IT! IT ACTIVATED!

  • NightmareLuna
    NightmareLuna 2 hours ago

    Oh god big lion

  • Budder Epicz
    Budder Epicz 2 hours ago

    “Oh shit. Oh god. Something really bad has happened.”
    Moments before absolute madness

  • 0k nOtHiNg
    0k nOtHiNg 2 hours ago

    The only reason i like this video it's for The power of


    B I G L I O N

  • Boyogamer123
    Boyogamer123 3 hours ago

    Question: Do you need Whale Facts? We head on down to Wilbur’s Whale Facts at the nether hub! Only 3 diamonds for some “excellent” Whale Facts.

  • Jerron Smallcanyon
    Jerron Smallcanyon 3 hours ago

    What Was That AH!~

  • TheGAMEnut445
    TheGAMEnut445 3 hours ago

    big lion goes raw in 3 year old baby

  • Gaming With Tito
    Gaming With Tito 3 hours ago

    Wood fired pizza is from tik tok

  • colbss
    colbss 3 hours ago

    Deff would buy Big Lion merch. Probably twice

  • Gunnyboy Friends
    Gunnyboy Friends 3 hours ago

    Maps: Big Lion, Washington USA, and The Peas

  • Sadxx
    Sadxx 5 hours ago

    I’m literally crying 😂😂🖤

  • Something Something
    Something Something 5 hours ago

    I’m from Swiss lmao

  • Joe and Raelina Miller

    I think Travis is high and on acid at the same time.

  • Brianna Kelly
    Brianna Kelly 6 hours ago

    guys i think its fucking big lion. he's so fucking powerful.

  • bird
    bird 7 hours ago

    We wanna more big Lion!!!

  • Leo Donald
    Leo Donald 7 hours ago

    This is my 20th time watching this

  • Iselder
    Iselder 7 hours ago

    Travis kinda owns this video lmao

  • Iggy Peters
    Iggy Peters 7 hours ago

    Amerca doesn't exist bevause America ain't a country

  • cat
    cat 8 hours ago

    BIG LION

  • iSaLaDi • GTYT
    iSaLaDi • GTYT 9 hours ago

    ckallmeckarssin i want secks uouy

  • TheKawaiiKitKaT 5
    TheKawaiiKitKaT 5 9 hours ago

    ǝsǝǝɥɔ pǝllᴉɹƃ

  • Maria Madrigal
    Maria Madrigal 9 hours ago

    I thought this was Russia,it would make it better.

  • Inorm-A
    Inorm-A 9 hours ago

    Big Lion had me cryin'

  • Tim Tam
    Tim Tam 12 hours ago

    Swiss virginia,
    Mountain mama,
    Take me home,
    Country holes.

  • HaeiFive
    HaeiFive 13 hours ago

    There was something dangerous about SHACK.
    SHACK was up to no good.
    SHACK created *B I G L I O N*

  • Lix• is taken
    Lix• is taken 14 hours ago

    ¡Alright everyone, buckle up because you're in for a ride. You all remember the hit Pixar movie Cars, yeah? Well have you ever thought about the implications of a society of cars? In the first movie there was a car that had fought in a war, presumably the Vietnam war; meaning that the wars that exist in our universe exist in the cars universe. So that means car-Hitler has to exist, which means car-genocide and car-racism have to exist. If that wasnt bad enough, the fact that there are different types of cars means that car-racism may be not only prevalent in the Cars universe but it gives the cars an actual reason to be racist; making racism in the cars universe ok. Think about it. "Sorry ma'am, we dont allow diesel vehicles because you make too much noise." Speaking of diesel, ever thought about the car-planet's environment? There are two options: either no one cares about the environment in the car universe meaning before too long their planet will end, or the other darker option: car genocide. In order to cut emissions the cars may have a plan to exterminate all non fuel efficient cars. Perhaps even all cars reliant on gas. And in this world this is again, a viable solution. Meaning the cars universe is not only pro racism, but also pro genocide.And dont even get me started on the other vehicles. Did the cars invent planes and trains? We know from the 2013 film Planes that the planes are just as intelligent as the cars, so does that mean that the cars have successfully created a new species? But here's the kicker, what are the planes and trains used for? That's right, transportation. The cars invented beings just as Intelligent as them solely for the purpose of transportation. The trains aren't even allowed to leave their tracks for crying out loud! And clearly the planes cant just go strolling through the city, so they're also contained in their hangers. I'm sure you get what I'm saying here; the cars invented these species to be their slaves. The cars universe is pro racism, pro genocide and pro slavery. It's time to wake up and start asking the real questions people.

  • Daedric Cheddar
    Daedric Cheddar 14 hours ago

    *B I G L I O N H O L Y S H I T*

  • Drewbert
    Drewbert 14 hours ago

    I'm glad I live in Virginia, aka North Virginia

  • CalamityCast LexPlays
    CalamityCast LexPlays 14 hours ago

    Everybody gangsta til Giga Aslan starts spewing radioactive laser beams and lobbing nukes with his shadowless darkness arm

  • Shr00m
    Shr00m 17 hours ago

    I missed the internet so much

  • Fritzboi esrael
    Fritzboi esrael 18 hours ago

    Check out that video called UH OH

  • Operationally Opaque
    Operationally Opaque 21 hour ago

    Right but where's *Nashoba?*

  • Tiyro
    Tiyro 21 hour ago

    Imagine Carson watches this in 30 years...

  • lauren marie curtis
    lauren marie curtis 22 hours ago +2

    I’ve watched this at least six times just for big lion

  • SuperScourgeGaming
    SuperScourgeGaming 22 hours ago

    I’m proud to say that I live in a hamburger helper

  • Yesn't
    Yesn't 22 hours ago

    I got banned of carson discord for no reason

  • kayla-chan uwu
    kayla-chan uwu 23 hours ago

    ted and travis are the two biggest crackheads of the group i swear they're too powerful

  • DasPotato
    DasPotato 23 hours ago

    WOAAAAH BIG LION FROM THE NORTH. WOOOOAAAHH, BIG LION FROM THE NORTH, MIGHTY LION RULE ALONE, LIBERATOR CLAIM THE THRONE!!!

  • Kallú
    Kallú 23 hours ago

    My mom didn't let me buy your youtooz im sad :(

  • Littlex Wolf
    Littlex Wolf Day ago

    "oh god they nuked fucking pheb"

  • Leills
    Leills Day ago

    Carson please do a face reveal your fans need to know who’s behind this 💯 comedy

  • Yeetus the Deetus
    Yeetus the Deetus Day ago +1

    Why does Travis sound like he has reverse puberty

  • Buttface McGee
    Buttface McGee Day ago

    Fuckin cringy bitch

  • Ignis
    Ignis Day ago

    the south america bit woulda been better with the avengers music

  • Cluto
    Cluto Day ago +1

    He made my state a hamburger helper lmao

  • Not.Ethan
    Not.Ethan Day ago

    i want some *BIG LION* lore out here

  • Villager
    Villager Day ago

    ᴏʜ ɢᴏᴅ ᴛʜᴇʏ ɴᴜᴋᴇᴅ ғᴜᴄᴋɪɴ ᴘʜᴇʙ

  • Big Lion
    Big Lion Day ago

    IT IS ME, BIG LION. PRAISE ME!