Forrest Galante's Crazy Stories from the Amazon | Joe Rogan

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  • Published on Feb 6, 2019
  • Taken from Joe Rogan Experience #1240 w/Forrest Galante: ruclip.com/video/OT0ZIq-yWEM/video.html

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  • Kenneth Martinez
    Kenneth Martinez Hour ago

    Everybody here saying he doesn’t know anything, talking like they know more than him

  • Tactics-MNK
    Tactics-MNK 3 hours ago

    Listen, is Joe just fucking high all the time? “Did they have feet like hands?”
    Bro, yes. We chimps, you chimp

  • Billy Wardlaw
    Billy Wardlaw 11 hours ago

    Ringworm isn't worms, its a fungal infection.

  • Ms. Sponge Daddy
    Ms. Sponge Daddy 12 hours ago

    He talks about ring worm like it’s actually worms

  • Gerry Zatarain
    Gerry Zatarain 15 hours ago

    Joe going wow 😲 is so white wash lies! medicine comes from the plants in the jungle you idiots this people thrive for millennia until the dirty Edomite brings diseases. It’s crazy how they act like this people were ignorant, they weren’t dude this world was heaven till you dirty whites showed up in the earth!! If I was white I would kill my self for the sake of earth and HUmans. People of color!!! Sorry joe I love you but the facts are coming out and the veil it’s been opened! Caucasian people just destroy rape and steel!!!’

  • Queen Chico
    Queen Chico 15 hours ago

    Forrest Chill ASSSSSssssF!!!!

  • Daenerys
    Daenerys Day ago +3

    Forrest "I couldn't tell you" Galante

  • Jackyblue67 Same

    They grow longass toe nails & scale those trees like it aint nothin they just dig em nails rite on it & they gone lol .

  • OmegaTooYew
    OmegaTooYew Day ago

    Joe “this all could be bullshit” rogan

  • Lysol !
    Lysol ! 2 days ago

    This dude is an idiot! I bet hes lying about everything at 3:35 WHO the hell doesnt pay attention on something like that? ITS SUPER OBVIOUS how peoples feet look if you see them without shoes !

  • David Sharkey
    David Sharkey 2 days ago

    Love the way Joe pronounces fungi 😂

  • Raj Shekhar
    Raj Shekhar 2 days ago

    That's not splayed feet from walking in jungles... That cud just as easily be hallux varus from gout or rheumatoid arthritis... U have to do a cross-sectional population analysis to know if that is truly a biological adaptation that's conferring a specific survival advantage

  • Cube Matrix
    Cube Matrix 2 days ago

    (2:05) Joe, aborigines tribes most in South America still retain their original languages, FYI.
    Such as: quechua, aimara y guaraní .. these languages are part of heritage and people still speak them to this day.

  • Krispy57
    Krispy57 2 days ago

    Do they take guns with them on these trips? I'd feel terrified in the middle of nowhere like that without at least a .308 or something.

  • davie l
    davie l 3 days ago

    Broken leg cut it off take bit DMT treat ringworm piss 🦶

  • Unjum Nazir
    Unjum Nazir 4 days ago

    Joe 'fucking' rogan

  • Stefan Dili
    Stefan Dili 5 days ago

    first minute
    ruclip.com/video/YWZkwuILn_s/video.html

  • Gustavo Machado
    Gustavo Machado 5 days ago

    Alien 1: If the cut their throat? What do they do?
    Alien 2: Nothing :(

  • DaintreeDreaming
    DaintreeDreaming 5 days ago

    They set the standard real low with this one.

  • Odie
    Odie 6 days ago

    ok I'm out regardless.. 2 guys wearing V necks. next

  • Justin Cady
    Justin Cady 6 days ago

    Dude knows so little, makes me wonder if he’s making this shit up... He didn’t know the name of the tribe he SPECIFICALLY went to the amazon to see & spend weeks with them? Wtf?

  • Chris Anderson
    Chris Anderson 6 days ago

    Worms don't cause the skin condition known as ringworm. Rather, this superficial skin infection, also known as tinea, is caused by fungi called dermatophytes. Fungi are microscopic organisms that can live off the dead tissues of your skin, hair, and nails, much like a mushroom can grow on the bark of a tree.

  • Tall Dave
    Tall Dave 6 days ago

    I think he meant the parasite roundworms, not the fungal ringworm thats common to athletes.

  • park4488
    park4488 6 days ago

    forest "mustache & beard touch of gray" galante

  • Craig Dobbin
    Craig Dobbin 6 days ago

    Check out the Chinese and talk about what they do to get into slippers but it's only.some women

  • Jarvis Shaver
    Jarvis Shaver 6 days ago

    This is the dumbest man to send into the jungle to represent advanced humanity.

  • Noah Olson
    Noah Olson 7 days ago

    Wait how do they know Spanish if they never seen white people before

  • Milan Steinbusch
    Milan Steinbusch 7 days ago

    8:50 haha you just killed a tribe my man

  • MyCatFooed
    MyCatFooed 7 days ago

    Love talks like this, Joe!!

  • Julie Tulley
    Julie Tulley 7 days ago

    I fell asleep in a field in Idaho at sunset on a summers night. I woke up in the dark , being only a 1/2 mile from my house in a residential neighborhood , i walked home in the familiar dark , ducking street lights and the houses to keep that feeling of darkness with me, cutting through the park across from my house , the feeling of being stalked was palpable , the hairs on the back of your neck stand up and you sweat , pausing from fear and freezing a bit , I tried to get a feel for where or who it might be . The paper came out the next day and it showed a . Mother Cougar and her cubs had been across the street in the park. They had to call the Sheriff to shoo them back up the canyon , the one I walked out of . I called to talk to the Sheriff and ask if my life had been in danger , He said
    " no they like to stalk people , especially with their young to teach them . " He said he did private security on an estate along the river and was stalked by the same cat on his nightly rounds . Fuck !! It has happened more than once since then . Night skiing on cross country trails . My " Big strong uber skier " buddy said he could kill it with his ski pole when I finally convinced him I was being stalked , we measured the tracks and the tail marks, it was 7 feet . Fuck my buddy and his fucking ski pole , he's not 115 pounds and bleeding !!!!!!!

  • Kr43he
    Kr43he 7 days ago +5

    Funny how some jungle shaman is more open to modern medicine than a lot of soccer moms...

    • gildarmesh
      gildarmesh 4 days ago

      well when people are sick and dying around you accepting any and all help could save you and if not it will only get worse anyways
      introducing a short term assistance to a peoples that are on the edge like that will just hurt them because when they leave not only will they go back but now they will have new problems as well. there are whole islands that no longer is open to outsiders because of "wanting to help"
      I am sure that helping the tribe made the team feel better but they VERY LIKELY only made things worse just by breathing near them their medic should have been aware of this I doubt they even wore masks

  • Weaverbe Hart
    Weaverbe Hart 8 days ago

    Tight ass sweater

  • Carl Chandler
    Carl Chandler 8 days ago

    How does this dude call himself a scientist and not know that ringworm isn't actually a worm?

  • Jaclyn A
    Jaclyn A 8 days ago

    Joe "I Wear My Mom's Clothes" Rogan

  • Josh Jones
    Josh Jones 8 days ago

    Joe “I’m not very smart” Rogan

  • Nic Barrett
    Nic Barrett 8 days ago

    Ironic the amazement of the south Americans speaking Spanish and Portuguese by two north Americans speaking English.

  • Sammy- Well
    Sammy- Well 8 days ago

    Forrest”I couldn’t tell you” galante

  • Sammy- Well
    Sammy- Well 8 days ago +1

    Joe “huaroranoi”Rogan

  • A Small loan Of a Million Dollars

    Something i noticed about americans talking to each other, it seems like you are always (or trying to seem like) indifferent to the storyline you're speaking about, like a giant "whatever" to anything, like it doesn't matter anyway. You never truly invest into a conversation, do you?

    • A Small loan Of a Million Dollars
      A Small loan Of a Million Dollars 5 days ago

      Mythowrose 27 I didn’t said anything about forests, and that’s just my subjective opinion, it’s not like i made a 10 year study of american culture, i just said you sound pretty indifferent when you’re talking, like it would give credibility to it or some shit, and i find that weird.

    • Mythowrose 27
      Mythowrose 27 6 days ago

      A Small loan Of a Million Dollars first Forest is from South Africa. Also what are you talking about with the Americans thing do you just not like us your something?

  • West Baltimore Giovane

    Yeaaa

  • A. 0628
    A. 0628 9 days ago

    All these people came from Africa thousands of years ago

  • Peter Hathaway
    Peter Hathaway 9 days ago

    Yep my dad has huge gaps between his toes, we live in the rainforest of northern Australia 😁

  • Mr Taylor
    Mr Taylor 10 days ago

    Those feet are just bad genes!

  • Americus Maximus
    Americus Maximus 10 days ago

    This guy is full of crap, a real Jock Custow.

  • MontyXGaming
    MontyXGaming 10 days ago

    funji lol

  • CHRISTOPHER DEAN Parrish

    There’s 16 minutes that’ll f you up a little bit.

  • Theyayan28
    Theyayan28 10 days ago

    All of these people in the comments trying to sound smart but they cant spell Colombia right...

  • bjsw534
    bjsw534 11 days ago

    1:07 if they speak Spanish already then they’re not considered an “untouched civilization” dumbass

  • Juan Montero
    Juan Montero 11 days ago

    This is the most ignorant I have ever heard Joe Rogan sound and how unknowledgeable the video crew dude is about what who and where they were. Laughoutfuckingloud! Get out of the gym bro!

  • Megan Podwin
    Megan Podwin 12 days ago

    Wow.

  • Nick Anderson
    Nick Anderson 12 days ago

    Joe inherited that shirt from Prince.
    Now he is called
    "The comedian formally known as Rogan"...

  • Phantom Alpha
    Phantom Alpha 12 days ago

    And black people say we mess with their hair!

  • John Quest
    John Quest 12 days ago

    Your not deworming someone w ringworm, idiot#

  • John Quest
    John Quest 12 days ago

    Ring Worm, is not a Worm! Wow, really?

  • Craig Lowkey
    Craig Lowkey 12 days ago

    I was in Peru doing ayahuasca and met the shamans local tribe who is still isolated, was such a amazing experience . Going to the Amazon is the best thing I can imagine

  • Robert Plant
    Robert Plant 13 days ago

    Love the people you interview but you have been asking some bait questions recently. “What do they do if they break their leg” surely no answer is going to be shocking, nothing probably the more likely. Anyway, keep doing what you do as I love it, but please don’t dumb down

  • Chris Valdez
    Chris Valdez 13 days ago +29

    How do you spot a white guy from Africa?
    Don’t worry, he’ll tell you

  • sam a
    sam a 13 days ago

    full of like shit like like the hair like like

  • John Kotz
    John Kotz 13 days ago

    The clergymen forced customs, religion and language...

  • 808123 sd
    808123 sd 13 days ago

    It sounds like this dude didn't really pay attention too much about these people. He has no idea what the tribe name is and has no idea what their feet look like. You don't have to be staring at feet with a fetish to notice some fucked up tree climbing feet. And you don't have to probe real hard to figure out the tribe name

  • pito cochino
    pito cochino 13 days ago +6

    Imagine your tinder date kicks off her shoes ans bammm 4:07

  • Alizar Fear
    Alizar Fear 13 days ago

    You should have this guy on the podcast more often.

  • Christian Fletcher
    Christian Fletcher 14 days ago

    Democrats think primitive culture is superior to white culture because they say it’s racist

  • Christian Fletcher
    Christian Fletcher 14 days ago

    Democrats love primitive anti progressive non white culture, while republicans prefer 1st world developed white culture

  • Dirk Visser
    Dirk Visser 14 days ago

    What if the medic gets sick u got a second one to help him?

  • 12krinson
    12krinson 14 days ago +2

    I like Joe Rogan wants to learn get the people of that specific topic good shit my dude

  • 12krinson
    12krinson 14 days ago

    I want to smash the Amazonian woman with big feet put fingernail polish on we good

  • schcris
    schcris 14 days ago +1

    First westers....LOL!!!!!reallyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy?!?!OMGGGG

  • eye615 x
    eye615 x 14 days ago

    that is so up his ass.....

  • Luke Jones
    Luke Jones 14 days ago

    Last minute tells this guy's a liar it's his job but don't remember a epi pen saving Mitch's life.... Fuck this clown 🤡 Joe I need the drugs your taking don't be a bottom feeder your whole life like the guys u podcast pussy.

  • Ralph Den Haan
    Ralph Den Haan 14 days ago

    Watching joe for breakfast and getting some fungus feet in your face. Thank joe

  • Alan Mitchell
    Alan Mitchell 15 days ago

    In my experience, neem oil, topically applied, is much more effective than pharmaceutical topical medications (either prescription or nonprescription) for eradicating ringworm. Plus, pharmaceuticals are toxic to the body and neem oil is not.

  • Deplorable #1
    Deplorable #1 15 days ago +1

    Joe "do they have weed in the Amazon?" Rogan

  • Chris
    Chris 15 days ago

    Joe "I wear tight sleeves" rogan

  • Alex Poly
    Alex Poly 15 days ago

    Joe has a foot fetish and needs to improve his Spanish.

  • pomer racer
    pomer racer 15 days ago

    forrest is such a sissy

  • JWAL Beats
    JWAL Beats 15 days ago

    The dude who escaped the crocodile is an absolute beast!

  • haymakers210
    haymakers210 15 days ago

    I NEED TO SEE THOSE PHOTOS OF THE GATOR ATTACK

  • JoeysSecretLover
    JoeysSecretLover 15 days ago +2

    Joe seems to know more than the guy he’s interviewing.

  • jeffrey hoda
    jeffrey hoda 16 days ago

    Come on joe all three of the guys seen the crocks coming so they all three lined up and watched the crocks just come and snatch the dude got out the water ran to a camp and then the bridge and watched his stuff floating down the river that’s all haha he said for took that’s horrible great detailed story

  • JoshuaPNBAstar 1
    JoshuaPNBAstar 1 16 days ago +1

    I am so glad I was born in a 1st world country

    • 808123 sd
      808123 sd 13 days ago

      I know we really all need to be thankful for that and that's what pisses everyone off with these young kids who are part of my generation. They literally have no idea how much worse life can be and how lucky and grateful they should feel. Fucking turds

  • Hector Beltran
    Hector Beltran 16 days ago

    ????? How cool that they learn Spanish from people who came from boats???? U mean like this country learned English from the settlers? I get that the settlers spoke English so it was the next generations language as well, but what about natives...

    • Robert Downes
      Robert Downes 13 days ago

      Actually the English learned the English they speak now when the Norman's came in boats a 1000 years ago and took over.

  • Gilbert Adler
    Gilbert Adler 16 days ago

    They're not Indian

  • Briar Niles
    Briar Niles 17 days ago

    Joe "hey have you tryed DMT" Rogan

  • Roman plays.
    Roman plays. 17 days ago

    Rogan should get Bruce Parry on if he wants to know about indigenous tribal people.

  • J's Channel
    J's Channel 17 days ago

    Use tea tree oil for fungus

  • swamislocal1
    swamislocal1 17 days ago

    Joe wearing his wife's shirt again

  • gorcrow
    gorcrow 17 days ago

    Ringworm is fungus not worms

  • Gytole
    Gytole 17 days ago

    Doesn't see their feet, or know he was there but knows what his buddys weighters looked like...sounds like someone had a raging clue...

  • Hobo Joe
    Hobo Joe 18 days ago

    I think Paraguay still uses it's native language

  • bear grills
    bear grills 18 days ago

    they sound .... german

  • el Kay
    el Kay 18 days ago

    Nothing is "supposed to be" when it comes to evolution

  • Ayala 2024
    Ayala 2024 19 days ago

    Was this fucker high when he went to the Amazon? 😂

  • Ling Zhao
    Ling Zhao 19 days ago

    It’s weird how this guy said “western medicine” like their old medicine is from another continent.Latin America is in the west,they don’t have access to any modern medicine.

  • Ling Zhao
    Ling Zhao 19 days ago +1

    I can’t stop laughing at how Joe said Guyana,GUY ANA thats so good i love english

  • Buzz Hammond
    Buzz Hammond 19 days ago

    7:48 ....ringworm is caused by fungus not a worm. No "de-worming" is done. It is treated with topical medications.
    Galante definitely has some crazy stories.

  • Simeon o
    Simeon o 19 days ago +3

    "How crazy is it they learnt Spanish from people who came over on boats from Spain". Not that crazy.

  • Tuffy
    Tuffy 20 days ago +1

    Joe " funjai" Rogan

  • Dominick Caputo
    Dominick Caputo 20 days ago

    Jaguars are the same thing as mountain lions

  • Dominick Caputo
    Dominick Caputo 20 days ago

    Ring worm isn't actually a worm.... It's a fungal infection