A Typical French Breakfast...Maybe

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    JUGGERBUG 2 дня назад

    " expresso "

  • thierryk85
    thierryk85 11 дней назад

    Paris Brest :)

  • Dryadash
    Dryadash 20 дней назад

    Paris Brest au petit déj, lol...

  • Isabel matalamäki
    Isabel matalamäki 20 дней назад

    oh my lord expresso kill me now

  • Sandro Dream
    Sandro Dream 22 дня назад

    french food one of the most overrated in the world !

  • vytae9
    vytae9 26 дней назад

    On special or week-end mornings it's pretty classic to have someone doing the surprise to go to the bakery to get croissants and bread for everyone's breakfast etc...
    At that time it's still warm from the oven :3 and It's smells awesome all around town

  • vytae9
    vytae9 26 дней назад

    Welcome to my country!! :D

  • lou rob
    lou rob 27 дней назад

    Paine de chocolarde

  • Dina McNeal
    Dina McNeal 27 дней назад

    Lol I bet the espresso made you wired, next time order with cream and sugar heehee 😉

  • Tony Lee
    Tony Lee 29 дней назад

    I guess I will never travel to Europe because I dislike all milk products especially butter flavor. I was afraid I would have nothing to eat there. For me there was nothing more offensive than a croissant to me with the overwhelming butter flavor. Oh, I always missed my American coffee (medium black) everywhere. It seemed every one else drank the coffee with cream, sugar and other crap in it and they had no idea what real coffee tasted like. They also disdained to make you plain old coffee, especially snooty French. Some country liked Colombia would make you coffee Americano which was hot water added to espresso, it tasted much worst than espresso.

  • Creamy Clams
    Creamy Clams Месяц назад

    you can see his cum stain on his shirt in the beginning

  • Galih Jananuraga
    Galih Jananuraga Месяц назад

    Parisian hospitality eh?

  • C j3
    C j3 Месяц назад

    The French are so rude, especially to Asians

    • Ruben Perez
      Ruben Perez Месяц назад

      C j3 ☆ d'accord😈

  • Julio Jackson
    Julio Jackson Месяц назад

    Only an abused person would refer to food you are suppose to eat, as decadent.

  • Charina Pimentel
    Charina Pimentel Месяц назад

    How eloquent he is

  • Laetisha marie
    Laetisha marie Месяц назад

    Oh my god he said "macaroon" so many times 😭😭😭 it's "macaron" with a soft "o"

  • FoodforThought
    FoodforThought Месяц назад +1

    You people? Are you coffeeist?

  • Daisky Yandere
    Daisky Yandere Месяц назад

    When Mikey shows baguets and his look is, mine is bigger

  • Vanessa How
    Vanessa How Месяц назад

    funny how he described the baguette so "elegantly" and "classicly", cause i eat that everyday, with butter and nutella, staple food here hehe

  • April Posley
    April Posley Месяц назад

    Anyway, love this Paris video. Love macaroons, too. Thanks for sharing your experience 😊

  • Thien An Hoang
    Thien An Hoang Месяц назад

    1:28 Kang-a-roon

  • Tabby Cat
    Tabby Cat Месяц назад

    when you were saying macaroon I was yelling at the screen "It's macaron, M A C A R O N, macaron."

  • golden other
    golden other Месяц назад

    when you say expresso a part of me dies

  • christo fat
    christo fat Месяц назад

    The chocolate croissant id not a croissant it is a' pain au chocolat!' Chocolatine in Quebec and south west France.

  • Nora Perez
    Nora Perez Месяц назад

    I would love to try a Vietnamese sandwich with one of those bagettes!

  • Nora Perez
    Nora Perez Месяц назад

    Thank goodness I already ate!

  • MrCheeseguy123
    MrCheeseguy123 Месяц назад +1

    5000g Carbs, 10g protein

  • Annie Houn
    Annie Houn Месяц назад

    I need that macaroon !!!

  • MaBelleone1
    MaBelleone1 Месяц назад

    :) Loved this review...Made me smile...

  • Elsa&lisa
    Elsa&lisa Месяц назад

    A good croissant is a thing of beauty. I hope you tried an almond croissant too. The Paris Brest is a classic pastry usually a ring of cream puff pastry' creme Chiboust which is pastry cream and meringue with hazelnut flavouring. You got a single portion don't you love France. There is French coffee that girl was rude and gave you a nasty espresso.

  • Love Reading
    Love Reading Месяц назад

    Thank you, Mike!!!!

  • Tiny typhlosion
    Tiny typhlosion Месяц назад

    Your pronunciation of things kills me, LOL. Great Video.

  • J Singh
    J Singh Месяц назад +1

    the shop lady at the cafe sounds extremely rude 🙁 also, French is not his first language so obviously he won't pronounce everything as a proper Frenchman 😑 next time others go to beijing, he will expect everyone to know the pronunciations perfectly... 😁

  • Marcella Lee
    Marcella Lee Месяц назад

    Haha! American coffee story was HILARIOUS!

  • Jimmby12 Trany
    Jimmby12 Trany Месяц назад

    L love espresso

  • Kara Camp
    Kara Camp Месяц назад

    I think she meant Americano lol

  • skimmer521
    skimmer521 Месяц назад

    Oh Love your show by the way.

  • skimmer521
    skimmer521 Месяц назад

    whats with the jiz on his shirt?

  • Mimi Ebisuya
    Mimi Ebisuya Месяц назад

    Croissant!! Baguettes!!! Both great with cheese :)))

  • james fort
    james fort 2 месяца назад

    French people are so rude. I've heard so many stories of them being rude to tourist. I will never visit.

  • Christian Turner
    Christian Turner 2 месяца назад

    Aren't you lucky!!!!

  • lorraine uy
    lorraine uy 2 месяца назад

    You need presidents butter when in Paris with your bread

  • Hugh Crinion
    Hugh Crinion 2 месяца назад

    Double expresso. Real coffee :)

  • Zer 0ne
    Zer 0ne 2 месяца назад

    so if u like a girl...u nid to get 2 of em?

  • Eight Pawns
    Eight Pawns 2 месяца назад

    french people are so goddamn arrogant.

  • hi-n-oops
    hi-n-oops 3 месяца назад +5

    french people are rude af

  • Margot Simpere
    Margot Simpere 3 месяца назад

    You should try putting butter with jam or honey on the baguette .. french tip

  • Ali Ow
    Ali Ow 3 месяца назад +1

    Seriously? What a rude cashier worker. Bitch. Why on earth did she even ask that question then?!
    I deff would've called her a bitch and talked to the manager, file a complaint against her.
    You cant expect everyone to know your countries food and drinks, not to mention paris is a very tourist-y place, so youre gonna get foreigners from all over the place

  • Nat 71
    Nat 71 3 месяца назад

    Un croissant ne se mange pas comme ça

  • SierraSierraFoxtrot
    SierraSierraFoxtrot 3 месяца назад

    oh noes you said expresso... Y THO

  • magicguirarman
    magicguirarman 3 месяца назад

    Parisians have a reputation for being snooty. Sounds like you got yourself one.

  • Zooumberg
    Zooumberg 3 месяца назад

    Mike, have you been to England yet? If you haven't and plan to, try a Full English Breakfast.

  • Lia van Stevelen
    Lia van Stevelen 3 месяца назад

    @Strictly Dumpling what business in france did u have? what do u do? is there a video where u talk more about u introducing urself and ur life to us?

  • D. Va
    D. Va 3 месяца назад

    Myeah, Europeans like their coffee as coffee, not so much the sugar-saturated coffee-syrup they sell at Starbucks.

  • Ashley Graber
    Ashley Graber 3 месяца назад

    Everything looks so good, omg 😲

  • Greta Červinskytė
    Greta Červinskytė 3 месяца назад

    Hahahha Mike you speak to my heart... "if you think you're going to like something, you must get 2" :D :D

  • InMyOpinion Wisdom
    InMyOpinion Wisdom 4 месяца назад


  • Gwen Patton
    Gwen Patton 4 месяца назад

    How do we drink espresso? (There's no "x" in that word.)

    That's easy. WITH SUGAR.

    That's also a Macaron. A Macaroon (with two o's) is a coconut confection that's very different.


  • RyceKrispieTreat
    RyceKrispieTreat 4 месяца назад

    Omg this video was published on my birthday

  • Евгений Увин
    Евгений Увин 5 месяцев назад

    The bad surprise in US was having that "coffee". The only place where it tasted good was IHOP.

  • TheZohan
    TheZohan 5 месяцев назад

    j'adore comment les français se battent pour le nom du "pain au chocolat" avec chocolatine et pain au chocolat alors qu'un étranger arrive en france et appel ça croissant au chocolat c'est tout simplement ça, c'est un croissant au chocolat

    • TheZohan
      TheZohan 3 месяца назад

      SmellyPotatoes Mc j'ai pas compris

    • SmellyPotatoes Mc
      SmellyPotatoes Mc 3 месяца назад

      TheZohan d'accord. Je pense il y a un croissant au chocolat parce qu'il y a un croissant au Nutella.

    • TheZohan
      TheZohan 3 месяца назад

      SmellyPotatoes Mc et je vois pas pourquoi le croissant au chocolat ne serais pas français le croissant c'est français c'est juste qu'il y a du chocolat

    • TheZohan
      TheZohan 3 месяца назад

      SmellyPotatoes Mc Le croissant et "le pain au chocolat" on la même pâte mais le croissant a une forme différent et n'a pas de chocolat donc pour moi c'est un croissant au chocolat

    • SmellyPotatoes Mc
      SmellyPotatoes Mc 3 месяца назад

      TheZohan qu'est-ce que tu préfères? chocolatine, pain au chocolat ou croissant au chocolat? Mais croissant au chocolat n'est pas vraiment français.

  • Ted forgetaboutit
    Ted forgetaboutit 5 месяцев назад +1

    france and paris are sooo overrated lol ...nothing like in the damn movies XDXD

  • Nicolas Mison
    Nicolas Mison 5 месяцев назад

    Sorry but that's not "chocolate croissant", that's "chocolate bread" ("pain au chocolat") or "chocolatine"...

  • momo glo
    momo glo 5 месяцев назад

    As much as I'd love to go to Paris, I would hate feeling like the "hated American". Too many other beautiful places and people that are all too happy to share with the world.

    • SmellyPotatoes Mc
      SmellyPotatoes Mc 3 месяца назад

      momo glo t'inquiètes pas! Paris is full of wonderful people and the Parisian snobby thing is just a stereotype. I want you to enjoy France. Eat as much as you want and don't count calories!

      À très bientôt,

  • nyc0053
    nyc0053 5 месяцев назад

    Regret, I've been to Paris twice, no croissant.

  • donnan huggler
    donnan huggler 5 месяцев назад

    Dude omg you're a nerd supreme

  • donnan huggler
    donnan huggler 5 месяцев назад


  • Maxi Milian
    Maxi Milian 5 месяцев назад

    i think mike didnt know what an espresso is

  • Bruinschuss
    Bruinschuss 5 месяцев назад

    oh my god. his reaction to the bitter of espresso is what most peoples' reactions to his hot oil portions would be. maximum hilarity

  • katherine louey
    katherine louey 5 месяцев назад

    mike, you should be a food critic :)

  • Brenda Drew
    Brenda Drew 5 месяцев назад

    Interesting, but it's pronounced..."CWOISSANT"...no "R"!! Merci beaucoup and Bon Appetit!!

    • Brenda Drew
      Brenda Drew 5 месяцев назад


    • brickguy
      brickguy 5 месяцев назад

      Do you speak French?

  • 87Mippy
    87Mippy 5 месяцев назад

    I don't like any coffee with my sweet.

  • Ferdi
    Ferdi 5 месяцев назад

    It's just a fricking croissant😂

  • sai ram
    sai ram 5 месяцев назад

    its not expresso it is an "espresso"

  • Mai Thao
    Mai Thao 5 месяцев назад

    Its a green screen

  • moi
    moi 5 месяцев назад

    I am glad I am not the only one that buys a crapton of pastries and eat them in one sitting when I go to a pastry shop.

  • Ame Bone
    Ame Bone 5 месяцев назад


  • L D
    L D 5 месяцев назад

    I need friends like Mikey who center their entire day around good food lol.

  • Tiffany Grey
    Tiffany Grey 6 месяцев назад

    Love how you keep giving the Espresso a chance to be good! hahaha!

  • Terri Johnson
    Terri Johnson 6 месяцев назад +1

    I don't get to travel very often but I feel like I've been to many places through these videos, thanks!!!

  • Kitsuke France
    Kitsuke France 6 месяцев назад

    Don't know what we call an "american coffee" ? With a lot of water lol You just drink a real coffee. Welcome to the original taste :)

  • Short Legs
    Short Legs 6 месяцев назад +2

    Macaroons are made of coconut and does not have any French origins. But Marcarons are French and those are the ones you are eating in the video. There are different foods with similar names.

  • intu1t1on
    intu1t1on 6 месяцев назад

    That lady is pretty rude

  • DM94JAK
    DM94JAK 6 месяцев назад

    Hilarious when he keeps trying the coffee

  • Pallavi Arora
    Pallavi Arora 6 месяцев назад

    Chocolate crossiant is called pan Chocola

    • mook_butt
      mook_butt 6 месяцев назад

      It's actually pain au chocolat.

  • xMarkbom
    xMarkbom 6 месяцев назад

    Coffee is Italian or American style... xD french people drink Italian coffee or espresso

  • KaySan666
    KaySan666 6 месяцев назад

    Haha i think the lady at the counter probably meant "americano" that is pretty much the european version of "simple black coffee" espresso (not expresso) is the pressure brewed small cup of coffee that you have there.

  • Sparks and Bubbles
    Sparks and Bubbles 6 месяцев назад +2

    For the baguette, you need to add butter and bonne Maman brand strawberry preserve (confiture)....yum !

  • lusciousleo1971
    lusciousleo1971 6 месяцев назад

    is it just me or is the audio on this really bad? o hear the music and his voice is in the background.

  • jennie lzn
    jennie lzn 6 месяцев назад

    the person seems rude hahah!!

  • Marelynn Yu
    Marelynn Yu 7 месяцев назад +1

    what you had was a Macaron, not a macaroon... theyre two different things....

  • athena7793
    athena7793 7 месяцев назад

    espresso should be had on the spot. a coffee shot only has a half life of 30 secs

  • french fries
    french fries 7 месяцев назад +1

    Paris-Brest is not "parisian", it's typically "breton"! So, very "heavy". haha

    • sailorecume
      sailorecume 2 месяца назад

      Louis Durand patissier à Maison Laffite à crée ce gateau en forme de cercle pour commémorer le circuit vélo Paris/Brest. Ca reste donc plus proche de Paris que de la Bretagne :)

  • Leo Luong
    Leo Luong 7 месяцев назад +1

    How can it be both tender and chewy?

  • fischkopp1234
    fischkopp1234 7 месяцев назад +1

    Fun fact: Croissants aren't french. They're from Austria.

    • fischkopp1234
      fischkopp1234 2 месяца назад

      Guess we're both right then. XD

    • sailorecume
      sailorecume 2 месяца назад

      Fun fact the croissant in Austria isn't the same, the pastry was really different, the croissant we have today is typically french :^p

  • Kama's Queen
    Kama's Queen 7 месяцев назад

    Tennessee /: im from there >_> i haven't had food in 2 days and i hardly get to eat the foods i wanna eat i can't even binge eat

  • Tiger Gray
    Tiger Gray 7 месяцев назад

    Straight espresso starts to lose all its powers after about thirteen seconds

  • Kat Organize
    Kat Organize 7 месяцев назад

    Hey, you!
    Love your videos and, since I'm from (and in) Paris, I was particularly interested in this one, and I have a few things to say. First, you need to realise that, when Parisian bakeries get noticed in the press or because one of their products won a prize, they start receiving a lot of tourist attention, which in turn tends to influence the type of products that they showcase. This can sometimes lead to "innovations" that aim to catch the foreigner's eye, but stray away from "The Sacred Path" of authenticity. Lol! For example, your macaron "montage" is an attempt to merge the heavenly-and-world-famous macaron with the ever-so-gracious shape of a less-renowned pastry called Religieuse. Next time, you have to taste the REAL THING : a montage of two creamy puff pastries, with the same shape, but covered in CHOCOLATE (see what you missed, now? I know you love chocolate). This pastry was meant as a tribute to a group of nuns who sacrificed their life to defend their convent during the revolution riots. Same logic for what they blasphemously sold you as a Paris-Brest. (I have to say, this one is less funny to me : The Paris-Brest is a Sacred Thing gifted to humans by God himself, on a day when He was in a very good mood.) But because the name and shape of ECLAIRS are what tourists come for, they sacrificed the lovely round shape of my favourite pastry to the altar of big money. The good news is I'm not bitter because they seem to have at least respected the golden rule : light, delicious praliné cream. The bad news is normally, there's no chocolate, which is why it seemed overly sweet when you tried it. On this one, I feel that they did you wroooong! Another thing that I liked in your video is your taste-test of the baguette. Made me very proud. because it's really as simple and as awesome as that. If you want the holy trinity, you can always have a good fruit jam, butter and coffee. Try it and see if the biterness of the coffee is not tamed by the buttery and sweet mixture gracing the bread. Better yet : try dunking it! Same principle for croissants (at least two, my friend!) and coffee. You need some jam on them, or some good sugar in your coffee. And you need to dunk! Let us (Parisian fans) know when you plan to come. In the mean time, keep up the good work and take care of yourself!

  • Narlan
    Narlan 7 месяцев назад +8

    What kind of heresy is that ? Chocolat croissant ??? No, no, no, does not compute ! It's Chocolatine, do not believe those primitive saxons who say pain au chocolat or croissant au chocolat.

    • xcamillef94
      xcamillef94 7 месяцев назад

      team pain au chocolat #belgium #northoffrance if you go to Canada chocolatine are mini croissants and pain au chocolat who do not taste as good as the Real thing

    • Jounayd Id Salah
      Jounayd Id Salah 7 месяцев назад

      +MonsieurNarlan I was in Toulouse for studies, everything was fine, but the chocolatine was the real disruptive abomination. But it doesn't matter anymore, because we already won: http://couteaux-et-tirebouchons.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/Carte-pain-au-chocolat-chocolatine-415x400.png.

    • Narlan
      Narlan 7 месяцев назад

      Funny accent you said ? I sense jealousy and bitterness in your poisonous words. It's time for you to embrace the glorious sound of Chocolatine. Fill your lungs with pure air, and feast your ears with this wonderfull word. You'll be a better, happier, and smarter man.

    • Jounayd Id Salah
      Jounayd Id Salah 7 месяцев назад

      You know that "chocolatine" comes from "chocolate in" (and really)? Which is treason. (For foreign readers, chocolatine (some parts of the South) vs pain au chocolat is our own Civil War, the weird people from the South with funny accents, and the great, talented and cool people of the North. Decide which side you're with).