A Typical French Breakfast...Maybe

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  • Marcella Lee
    Marcella Lee 1 день назад

    Haha! American coffee story was HILARIOUS!

  • Jimmby12 Trany
    Jimmby12 Trany 2 дня назад

    L love espresso

  • Kara Camp
    Kara Camp 4 дня назад

    I think she meant Americano lol

  • skimmer521
    skimmer521 5 дней назад

    Oh Love your show by the way.

  • skimmer521
    skimmer521 5 дней назад

    whats with the jiz on his shirt?

  • Mimi Ebisuya
    Mimi Ebisuya 5 дней назад

    Croissant!! Baguettes!!! Both great with cheese :)))

  • Hannah Carrier
    Hannah Carrier 8 дней назад

    French people are so rude. I've heard so many stories of them being rude to tourist. I will never visit.

  • Christian Turner
    Christian Turner 12 дней назад

    Aren't you lucky!!!!

  • lorraine uy
    lorraine uy 12 дней назад

    You need presidents butter when in Paris with your bread

  • Hugh Crinion
    Hugh Crinion 13 дней назад

    Double expresso. Real coffee :)

  • Zer 0ne
    Zer 0ne 23 дня назад

    so if u like a girl...u nid to get 2 of em?

  • Eight Pawns
    Eight Pawns 1 месяц назад

    french people are so goddamn arrogant.

  • hi-n-oops
    hi-n-oops 1 месяц назад

    french people are rude af

  • Margot Simpere
    Margot Simpere 1 месяц назад

    You should try putting butter with jam or honey on the baguette .. french tip

  • Ali Ow
    Ali Ow 1 месяц назад

    Seriously? What a rude cashier worker. Bitch. Why on earth did she even ask that question then?!
    I deff would've called her a bitch and talked to the manager, file a complaint against her.
    You cant expect everyone to know your countries food and drinks, not to mention paris is a very tourist-y place, so youre gonna get foreigners from all over the place

  • Nat 71
    Nat 71 1 месяц назад

    Un croissant ne se mange pas comme ça

  • SierraSierraFoxtrot
    SierraSierraFoxtrot 1 месяц назад

    oh noes you said expresso... Y THO

  • magicguirarman
    magicguirarman 1 месяц назад

    Parisians have a reputation for being snooty. Sounds like you got yourself one.

  • Zooumberg
    Zooumberg 1 месяц назад

    Mike, have you been to England yet? If you haven't and plan to, try a Full English Breakfast.

  • Lia van Stevelen
    Lia van Stevelen 1 месяц назад

    @Strictly Dumpling what business in france did u have? what do u do? is there a video where u talk more about u introducing urself and ur life to us?

  • Rare Pepe
    Rare Pepe 1 месяц назад

    Myeah, Europeans like their coffee as coffee, not so much the sugar-saturated coffee-syrup they sell at Starbucks.

  • Ashley Graber
    Ashley Graber 1 месяц назад

    Everything looks so good, omg 😲

  • Greta Červinskytė
    Greta Červinskytė 2 месяца назад

    Hahahha Mike you speak to my heart... "if you think you're going to like something, you must get 2" :D :D

  • InMyOpinion Wisdom
    InMyOpinion Wisdom 2 месяца назад


  • Gwen Patton
    Gwen Patton 2 месяца назад

    How do we drink espresso? (There's no "x" in that word.)

    That's easy. WITH SUGAR.

    That's also a Macaron. A Macaroon (with two o's) is a coconut confection that's very different.


  • Ryan Tryin'
    Ryan Tryin' 3 месяца назад

    Omg this video was published on my birthday

  • Евгений Увин
    Евгений Увин 3 месяца назад

    The bad surprise in US was having that "coffee". The only place where it tasted good was IHOP.

  • TheZohan
    TheZohan 3 месяца назад

    j'adore comment les français se battent pour le nom du "pain au chocolat" avec chocolatine et pain au chocolat alors qu'un étranger arrive en france et appel ça croissant au chocolat c'est tout simplement ça, c'est un croissant au chocolat

    • TheZohan
      TheZohan 1 месяц назад

      SmellyPotatoes Mc j'ai pas compris

    • SmellyPotatoes Mc
      SmellyPotatoes Mc 1 месяц назад

      TheZohan d'accord. Je pense il y a un croissant au chocolat parce qu'il y a un croissant au Nutella.

    • TheZohan
      TheZohan 1 месяц назад

      SmellyPotatoes Mc et je vois pas pourquoi le croissant au chocolat ne serais pas français le croissant c'est français c'est juste qu'il y a du chocolat

    • TheZohan
      TheZohan 1 месяц назад

      SmellyPotatoes Mc Le croissant et "le pain au chocolat" on la même pâte mais le croissant a une forme différent et n'a pas de chocolat donc pour moi c'est un croissant au chocolat

    • SmellyPotatoes Mc
      SmellyPotatoes Mc 1 месяц назад

      TheZohan qu'est-ce que tu préfères? chocolatine, pain au chocolat ou croissant au chocolat? Mais croissant au chocolat n'est pas vraiment français.

  • Ted forgetaboutit
    Ted forgetaboutit 3 месяца назад

    france and paris are sooo overrated lol ...nothing like in the damn movies XDXD

  • Nicolas Mison
    Nicolas Mison 3 месяца назад

    Sorry but that's not "chocolate croissant", that's "chocolate bread" ("pain au chocolat") or "chocolatine"...

  • momo glo
    momo glo 3 месяца назад

    As much as I'd love to go to Paris, I would hate feeling like the "hated American". Too many other beautiful places and people that are all too happy to share with the world.

    • SmellyPotatoes Mc
      SmellyPotatoes Mc 1 месяц назад

      momo glo t'inquiètes pas! Paris is full of wonderful people and the Parisian snobby thing is just a stereotype. I want you to enjoy France. Eat as much as you want and don't count calories!

      À très bientôt,

  • nyc0053
    nyc0053 3 месяца назад

    Regret, I've been to Paris twice, no croissant.

  • donnan huggler
    donnan huggler 3 месяца назад

    Dude omg you're a nerd supreme

  • donnan huggler
    donnan huggler 3 месяца назад


  • Maxi Milian
    Maxi Milian 3 месяца назад

    i think mike didnt know what an espresso is

  • Bruinschuss
    Bruinschuss 3 месяца назад

    oh my god. his reaction to the bitter of espresso is what most peoples' reactions to his hot oil portions would be. maximum hilarity

  • katherine louey
    katherine louey 3 месяца назад

    mike, you should be a food critic :)

  • Brenda Drew
    Brenda Drew 3 месяца назад

    Interesting, but it's pronounced..."CWOISSANT"...no "R"!! Merci beaucoup and Bon Appetit!!

    • Brenda Drew
      Brenda Drew 3 месяца назад


    • brickguy
      brickguy 3 месяца назад

      Do you speak French?

  • 87Mippy
    87Mippy 3 месяца назад

    I don't like any coffee with my sweet.

  • Zerdest
    Zerdest 4 месяца назад

    It's just a fricking croissant😂

  • sai ram
    sai ram 4 месяца назад

    its not expresso it is an "espresso"

  • Mai Thao
    Mai Thao 4 месяца назад

    Its a green screen

  • moi
    moi 4 месяца назад

    I am glad I am not the only one that buys a crapton of pastries and eat them in one sitting when I go to a pastry shop.

  • Ame Bone
    Ame Bone 4 месяца назад


  • L D
    L D 4 месяца назад

    I need friends like Mikey who center their entire day around good food lol.

  • Tiffany Grey
    Tiffany Grey 4 месяца назад

    Love how you keep giving the Espresso a chance to be good! hahaha!

  • Terri Johnson
    Terri Johnson 4 месяца назад

    I don't get to travel very often but I feel like I've been to many places through these videos, thanks!!!

  • Kitsuke France
    Kitsuke France 4 месяца назад

    Don't know what we call an "american coffee" ? With a lot of water lol You just drink a real coffee. Welcome to the original taste :)

  • Short Legs
    Short Legs 4 месяца назад

    Macaroons are made of coconut and does not have any French origins. But Marcarons are French and those are the ones you are eating in the video. There are different foods with similar names.

  • intu1t1on
    intu1t1on 4 месяца назад

    That lady is pretty rude

  • DM94JAK
    DM94JAK 4 месяца назад

    Hilarious when he keeps trying the coffee

  • Pallavi Arora
    Pallavi Arora 4 месяца назад

    Chocolate crossiant is called pan Chocola

    • mook_butt
      mook_butt 4 месяца назад

      It's actually pain au chocolat.

  • xMarkbom
    xMarkbom 4 месяца назад

    Coffee is Italian or American style... xD french people drink Italian coffee or espresso

  • KaySan666
    KaySan666 4 месяца назад

    Haha i think the lady at the counter probably meant "americano" that is pretty much the european version of "simple black coffee" espresso (not expresso) is the pressure brewed small cup of coffee that you have there.

  • Chloe BubblySoup
    Chloe BubblySoup 4 месяца назад

    For the baguette, you need to add butter and bonne Maman brand strawberry preserve (confiture)....yum !

  • lusciousleo1971
    lusciousleo1971 5 месяцев назад

    is it just me or is the audio on this really bad? o hear the music and his voice is in the background.

  • jennie lzn
    jennie lzn 5 месяцев назад

    the person seems rude hahah!!

  • Marelynn Yu
    Marelynn Yu 5 месяцев назад

    what you had was a Macaron, not a macaroon... theyre two different things....

  • athena7793
    athena7793 5 месяцев назад

    espresso should be had on the spot. a coffee shot only has a half life of 30 secs

  • french fries
    french fries 5 месяцев назад

    Paris-Brest is not "parisian", it's typically "breton"! So, very "heavy". haha

    • sailorecume
      sailorecume 21 день назад

      Louis Durand patissier à Maison Laffite à crée ce gateau en forme de cercle pour commémorer le circuit vélo Paris/Brest. Ca reste donc plus proche de Paris que de la Bretagne :)

  • Leo Luong
    Leo Luong 5 месяцев назад

    How can it be both tender and chewy?

  • fischkopp1234
    fischkopp1234 5 месяцев назад

    Fun fact: Croissants aren't french. They're from Austria.

    • fischkopp1234
      fischkopp1234 21 день назад

      Guess we're both right then. XD

    • sailorecume
      sailorecume 21 день назад

      Fun fact the croissant in Austria isn't the same, the pastry was really different, the croissant we have today is typically french :^p

  • Kama's Queen
    Kama's Queen 5 месяцев назад

    Tennessee /: im from there >_> i haven't had food in 2 days and i hardly get to eat the foods i wanna eat i can't even binge eat

  • Tiger Gray
    Tiger Gray 5 месяцев назад

    Straight espresso starts to lose all its powers after about thirteen seconds

  • Kat Organize
    Kat Organize 5 месяцев назад

    Hey, you!
    Love your videos and, since I'm from (and in) Paris, I was particularly interested in this one, and I have a few things to say. First, you need to realise that, when Parisian bakeries get noticed in the press or because one of their products won a prize, they start receiving a lot of tourist attention, which in turn tends to influence the type of products that they showcase. This can sometimes lead to "innovations" that aim to catch the foreigner's eye, but stray away from "The Sacred Path" of authenticity. Lol! For example, your macaron "montage" is an attempt to merge the heavenly-and-world-famous macaron with the ever-so-gracious shape of a less-renowned pastry called Religieuse. Next time, you have to taste the REAL THING : a montage of two creamy puff pastries, with the same shape, but covered in CHOCOLATE (see what you missed, now? I know you love chocolate). This pastry was meant as a tribute to a group of nuns who sacrificed their life to defend their convent during the revolution riots. Same logic for what they blasphemously sold you as a Paris-Brest. (I have to say, this one is less funny to me : The Paris-Brest is a Sacred Thing gifted to humans by God himself, on a day when He was in a very good mood.) But because the name and shape of ECLAIRS are what tourists come for, they sacrificed the lovely round shape of my favourite pastry to the altar of big money. The good news is I'm not bitter because they seem to have at least respected the golden rule : light, delicious praliné cream. The bad news is normally, there's no chocolate, which is why it seemed overly sweet when you tried it. On this one, I feel that they did you wroooong! Another thing that I liked in your video is your taste-test of the baguette. Made me very proud. because it's really as simple and as awesome as that. If you want the holy trinity, you can always have a good fruit jam, butter and coffee. Try it and see if the biterness of the coffee is not tamed by the buttery and sweet mixture gracing the bread. Better yet : try dunking it! Same principle for croissants (at least two, my friend!) and coffee. You need some jam on them, or some good sugar in your coffee. And you need to dunk! Let us (Parisian fans) know when you plan to come. In the mean time, keep up the good work and take care of yourself!

  • Narlan
    Narlan 5 месяцев назад

    What kind of heresy is that ? Chocolat croissant ??? No, no, no, does not compute ! It's Chocolatine, do not believe those primitive saxons who say pain au chocolat or croissant au chocolat.

    • xcamillef94
      xcamillef94 5 месяцев назад

      team pain au chocolat #belgium #northoffrance if you go to Canada chocolatine are mini croissants and pain au chocolat who do not taste as good as the Real thing

    • Jounayd Id Salah
      Jounayd Id Salah 5 месяцев назад

      +MonsieurNarlan I was in Toulouse for studies, everything was fine, but the chocolatine was the real disruptive abomination. But it doesn't matter anymore, because we already won: http://couteaux-et-tirebouchons.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/01/Carte-pain-au-chocolat-chocolatine-415x400.png.

    • Narlan
      Narlan 5 месяцев назад

      Funny accent you said ? I sense jealousy and bitterness in your poisonous words. It's time for you to embrace the glorious sound of Chocolatine. Fill your lungs with pure air, and feast your ears with this wonderfull word. You'll be a better, happier, and smarter man.

    • Jounayd Id Salah
      Jounayd Id Salah 5 месяцев назад

      You know that "chocolatine" comes from "chocolate in" (and really)? Which is treason. (For foreign readers, chocolatine (some parts of the South) vs pain au chocolat is our own Civil War, the weird people from the South with funny accents, and the great, talented and cool people of the North. Decide which side you're with).

  • Jonathan Hilderbrand
    Jonathan Hilderbrand 6 месяцев назад

    Pet peeve time!!! It's ESS-presso, not EX-presso! ;>)

  • morgan west
    morgan west 6 месяцев назад


    • zunya
      zunya 6 месяцев назад

      I think his pronunciation is close to "macaron" in french. The sound "on" is not that easy... Just like the "r".

  • Eduard Krieger
    Eduard Krieger 6 месяцев назад

    "Let's not do anything with 'American' in it" :D
    Keep up the great work! Makes me hungry every time.

  • mia pierce
    mia pierce 6 месяцев назад

    You don't say "mac-a-roon" it's pronounced "mac-a-ron"

    • Ali Ow
      Ali Ow 1 месяц назад

      Lol so? Who cares. Everyone pronounces words, foods differently. Heck, all countries could have different pronunciations. Not to mention peoples accents make it sound more different as well.

    • sneer0101
      sneer0101 4 месяца назад

      Mia Pierce Depending on where you're from, you're wrong.

    • Jasmine
      Jasmine 4 месяца назад

      Mia Pierce In that case, he also didn't pronounce croissant or espresso correctly. But so what!? Let's just watch him enjoy it.

    • mia pierce
      mia pierce 4 месяца назад

      Bianca Christiansen yes I know that's why I said that

    • Cordelia Enid H
      Cordelia Enid H 4 месяца назад

      Macarons are nice :) (although they have a different name where I live...).

      Macaroons? Nope.

  • Kirt Kirt
    Kirt Kirt 6 месяцев назад

    you gonna eat ALL that?

  • kitchener1916
    kitchener1916 6 месяцев назад

    No hot oil ???

  • Sarah Charpentier
    Sarah Charpentier 7 месяцев назад

    dudeeee your making me hungry! !! XD

  • Cheesy Big
    Cheesy Big 7 месяцев назад

    +strictly dumpling Crossaints are not French they are actually from Austria

  • Juliette DB
    Juliette DB 7 месяцев назад

    it's espresso not expresso ;-)

    • zunya
      zunya 6 месяцев назад

      In french? In italian, yes, but not in french:)

  • Patrick
    Patrick 7 месяцев назад

    This explains a lot that's why you have a Wife and also Dan Chen, two life partners :p

  • governmentflu81
    governmentflu81 7 месяцев назад

    Thanks for your videos.

  • Hani Han
    Hani Han 7 месяцев назад

    We'd rather see the food and you behind the camera

    • Hani Han
      Hani Han 5 месяцев назад

      mai yang-torres not even your four-eyed face can stop me, honey

    • Rinchan181
      Rinchan181 5 месяцев назад

      Eh, I'll rather see both (as it is now). Besides, if he isn't eating the food, how are we gonna know it is good? There is food that can look good and taste bad. On another subject I really want all of that food. Like now. Bread is awesome.

    • mai yang
      mai yang 7 месяцев назад

      then dont watch

  • Sophie Montfort
    Sophie Montfort 7 месяцев назад

    Very sweet ! But really, we never eat éclair or Paris-Brest or macaron for breakfast !!! They're desserts!!!! As for croissant and other " viennoiseries " we usually save them for thé week-end. Weekday typiczl french breakfast is baguette with butter and jam. Some people, like myself, eat cheese or ham aswell.

  • I want to Believe
    I want to Believe 7 месяцев назад

    the French have the best foods in the world....

  • covenofthesilvermoon
    covenofthesilvermoon 7 месяцев назад

    you're so cute!

  • Jenny Town
    Jenny Town 7 месяцев назад

    Tut mir leid, Tennessee do have good croissant! Don't judge if you haven't tried the good one, Old city Java in Knoxville, TN, pain au chocolat, crossiant aux amandes,吃过再说好还是不好

  • Tanush Agarwal
    Tanush Agarwal 7 месяцев назад

    I used to live in Metz, France and his reaction to croissants and other stuff was sooo hilarious, LOL ;)

  • Mila Bkbz
    Mila Bkbz 8 месяцев назад

    paris-brest omg that's so good 💖💖

  • Leo Luong
    Leo Luong 8 месяцев назад

    He's muscular

  • Mike Sosa
    Mike Sosa 8 месяцев назад

    Gotta love Mikes desciption's of food :-)

  • MsJavaWolf
    MsJavaWolf 8 месяцев назад

    Should have gotten a milk coffee. Could even have dipped your croissant in.

  • Inco Nito
    Inco Nito 8 месяцев назад

    pain au chocolat no chocolate croissant ^^

  • roodles
    roodles 8 месяцев назад

    that french waitress story was pretty hilarious. loved the video!

  • Linda Atamian
    Linda Atamian 8 месяцев назад

    Mikey you are Magnifique---love your selections!

  • Jenny Alf
    Jenny Alf 8 месяцев назад

    I love dumping my croissant (plain one or with the chocolate) in the coffee. it made me laugh to see you ask how we can drink it, most espressos I don't like either...
    what I like to is to cut open a plain croissant and add cheese and ham and then put in the oven a few minutes (microwave will get the thing a bit soggy). put some béchamel inside too if you can ;)

  • Jenny Alf
    Jenny Alf 8 месяцев назад

    I love dumping my croissant (plain one or with the chocolate) in the coffee. it made me laugh to see you ask how we can drink it, most espressos I don't like either...
    what I like to is to cut open a plain croissant and add cheese and ham and then put in the oven a few minutes (microwave will get the thing a bit soggy). put some béchamel inside too if you can ;)

  • DanielSon
    DanielSon 8 месяцев назад

    all the sweetness of the espresso goes with 15-20 seconds max. it needs to be drunk quickly or it tastes like crap.

  • DanielSon
    DanielSon 8 месяцев назад

    all the sweetness of the espresso goes with 15-20 seconds max. it needs to be drunk quickly or it tastes like crap.

    • Void Lux
      Void Lux 8 месяцев назад

      +DDonSon1 i know where its from

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      DanielSon 8 месяцев назад

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      DanielSon 8 месяцев назад

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      DanielSon 8 месяцев назад

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  • Jesus Luna
    Jesus Luna 9 месяцев назад

    those macaroons looked fantastic!!

  • William Pichardo
    William Pichardo 9 месяцев назад

    eXpresso?! really?

  • jmatt4life
    jmatt4life 9 месяцев назад

    Why on earth did you not eat at a cafe with people around you???

  • asturiana
    asturiana 9 месяцев назад

    macaron not roooooon - im sorry cute guy