A Typical French Breakfast...Maybe

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  • ákos Kiss
    ákos Kiss День назад

    take a shot every time he says "macuhroon"

  • Chadi Fendri
    Chadi Fendri 16 дней назад

    The espresso needs some getting used to xD I can't drink it without adding a little bit of sugar

  • Sr68720
    Sr68720 23 дня назад

    the french are dicks.

  • Id A
    Id A 27 дней назад

    When u said crunchy, buttery & flakey . I started to laugh . Because of that YouTube clip of the old man trying to say those words

  • David Greenfield
    David Greenfield Месяц назад

    You are SO entertaining.

  • VD says
    VD says Месяц назад

    Please do storytimes.

  • Adamyap 50
    Adamyap 50 Месяц назад

    4:36 what about person?

  • Daronte Boyd
    Daronte Boyd 2 месяца назад

    the longer you take to drink an espresso the more bitter it will be

  • Ohris
    Ohris 2 месяца назад

    Cafe Americano... I think its just an Espresso with added water to it.

  • Catherine Thomas
    Catherine Thomas 2 месяца назад

    I think you are jackie chan..

  • sayantan chowdhury
    sayantan chowdhury 2 месяца назад

    That's espresso mike..

  • Sean Nieminen
    Sean Nieminen 2 месяца назад

    According to my father, Americano is essentially watered down espresso

  • 1958debs
    1958debs 2 месяца назад

    When I get an iced coffee at Starbucks I get it with four shots of espresso.

  • Joey Johnson
    Joey Johnson 2 месяца назад

    the butter makes a huge difference too! The bakery probably got it fresh from the farm that morning!

  • Joey Johnson
    Joey Johnson 2 месяца назад

    you're supposed to put sugar and a little cream in the espresso before you drink it! I also like to add just a touch of cinnamon! YOU DON'T DRINK IT BLACK!

  • Russ Cattell
    Russ Cattell 2 месяца назад

    for French breakfast if you are not a coffee drinker, don't fancy English tea then the beverage of choice is hot chocolate.

  • Matevž Zver
    Matevž Zver 2 месяца назад

    It was bitter cause u eat super sweet food before u drank the coffee

    JIA LIA 3 месяца назад

    the bread literally melts? what haha

  • Stephanie Hung
    Stephanie Hung 3 месяца назад

    Next time try the pain du raisin (raisin bread). Its amazing!

  • H McCann
    H McCann 3 месяца назад

    I've been watching your videos for a while and I just found a heap of earlier ones like this that I hadn't seen yet, fab! Love your videos! Hazel

  • Casslyn Tee
    Casslyn Tee 3 месяца назад

    Mikey you have no idea how much I enjoy your videos! :) always had a good laugh watching your videos!

  • Dutch landishRDM
    Dutch landishRDM 3 месяца назад

    Why did he call the larger macaron the mother and the big baguette the daddy? ;) Aren't croissants from Austria btw?

  • collarmole
    collarmole 3 месяца назад

    "chocolate croissant" Ô SEIGNEUR DOUX JÉSUS

  • cindystar111
    cindystar111 3 месяца назад +1

    can some people stop trying to correct other people's pronunciation? it's just called differently in different countries. plus that's not the point, just enjoy the food.

  • Katrin gozdzielewski
    Katrin gozdzielewski 3 месяца назад


  • Sumudu Maligaspe
    Sumudu Maligaspe 3 месяца назад

    yeah.. Paris would be much better place if it weren`t for all the French people in there lol

  • hidderp8103
    hidderp8103 3 месяца назад

    a typical french breakfast is a piece of baguette and some nutella or something like that

  • hidderp8103
    hidderp8103 3 месяца назад

    Croissants in france usually aren't that good.

  • hidderp8103
    hidderp8103 3 месяца назад


    JUGGERBUG 3 месяца назад

    " expresso "

  • thierryk85
    thierryk85 4 месяца назад

    Paris Brest :)

  • Dryadash
    Dryadash 4 месяца назад

    Paris Brest au petit déj, lol...

  • Isabel matalamäki
    Isabel matalamäki 4 месяца назад

    oh my lord expresso kill me now

  • Sandro Dream
    Sandro Dream 4 месяца назад

    french food one of the most overrated in the world !

  • vytae9
    vytae9 4 месяца назад

    On special or week-end mornings it's pretty classic to have someone doing the surprise to go to the bakery to get croissants and bread for everyone's breakfast etc...
    At that time it's still warm from the oven :3 and It's smells awesome all around town

  • vytae9
    vytae9 4 месяца назад

    Welcome to my country!! :D

  • lou rob
    lou rob 4 месяца назад

    Paine de chocolarde

  • Dina McNeal
    Dina McNeal 4 месяца назад

    Lol I bet the espresso made you wired, next time order with cream and sugar heehee 😉

  • Tony Lee
    Tony Lee 4 месяца назад

    I guess I will never travel to Europe because I dislike all milk products especially butter flavor. I was afraid I would have nothing to eat there. For me there was nothing more offensive than a croissant to me with the overwhelming butter flavor. Oh, I always missed my American coffee (medium black) everywhere. It seemed every one else drank the coffee with cream, sugar and other crap in it and they had no idea what real coffee tasted like. They also disdained to make you plain old coffee, especially snooty French. Some country liked Colombia would make you coffee Americano which was hot water added to espresso, it tasted much worst than espresso.

  • Creamy Clams
    Creamy Clams 4 месяца назад

    you can see his cum stain on his shirt in the beginning

  • Galih Jananuraga
    Galih Jananuraga 4 месяца назад

    Parisian hospitality eh?

  • C j3
    C j3 4 месяца назад

    The French are so rude, especially to Asians

    • Ruben Perez
      Ruben Perez 4 месяца назад

      C j3 ☆ d'accord😈

  • Julio Jackson
    Julio Jackson 4 месяца назад

    Only an abused person would refer to food you are suppose to eat, as decadent.

  • Charina Pimentel
    Charina Pimentel 4 месяца назад

    How eloquent he is

  • Laetisha marie
    Laetisha marie 4 месяца назад

    Oh my god he said "macaroon" so many times 😭😭😭 it's "macaron" with a soft "o"

  • FoodforThought
    FoodforThought 4 месяца назад +1

    You people? Are you coffeeist?

  • Daisky Yandere
    Daisky Yandere 4 месяца назад

    When Mikey shows baguets and his look is, mine is bigger

  • Vanessa How
    Vanessa How 4 месяца назад

    funny how he described the baguette so "elegantly" and "classicly", cause i eat that everyday, with butter and nutella, staple food here hehe

  • April Posley
    April Posley 4 месяца назад

    Anyway, love this Paris video. Love macaroons, too. Thanks for sharing your experience 😊

  • Thien An Hoang
    Thien An Hoang 5 месяцев назад

    1:28 Kang-a-roon

  • Tabby Cat
    Tabby Cat 5 месяцев назад

    when you were saying macaroon I was yelling at the screen "It's macaron, M A C A R O N, macaron."

  • golden other
    golden other 5 месяцев назад +1

    when you say expresso a part of me dies

  • christo fat
    christo fat 5 месяцев назад

    The chocolate croissant is not a croissant, it is a' pain au chocolat!' Chocolatine in Quebec and south west France.

  • Nora Perez
    Nora Perez 5 месяцев назад

    I would love to try a Vietnamese sandwich with one of those bagettes!

  • Nora Perez
    Nora Perez 5 месяцев назад

    Thank goodness I already ate!

  • MrCheeseguy123
    MrCheeseguy123 5 месяцев назад +1

    5000g Carbs, 10g protein

  • Annie Houn
    Annie Houn 5 месяцев назад

    I need that macaroon !!!

  • MaBelleone1
    MaBelleone1 5 месяцев назад

    :) Loved this review...Made me smile...

  • Elsa&lisa
    Elsa&lisa 5 месяцев назад

    A good croissant is a thing of beauty. I hope you tried an almond croissant too. The Paris Brest is a classic pastry usually a ring of cream puff pastry' creme Chiboust which is pastry cream and meringue with hazelnut flavouring. You got a single portion don't you love France. There is French coffee that girl was rude and gave you a nasty espresso.

  • Happy Penny
    Happy Penny 5 месяцев назад

    Thank you, Mike!!!!

  • NeilV 23
    NeilV 23 5 месяцев назад

    Your pronunciation of things kills me, LOL. Great Video.

  • J Singh
    J Singh 5 месяцев назад +3

    the shop lady at the cafe sounds extremely rude 🙁 also, French is not his first language so obviously he won't pronounce everything as a proper Frenchman 😑 next time others go to beijing, he will expect everyone to know the pronunciations perfectly... 😁

  • Marcella Lee
    Marcella Lee 5 месяцев назад

    Haha! American coffee story was HILARIOUS!

  • Jimmby12 Trany
    Jimmby12 Trany 5 месяцев назад

    L love espresso

  • Kara Camp
    Kara Camp 5 месяцев назад

    I think she meant Americano lol

  • skimmer521
    skimmer521 5 месяцев назад

    Oh Love your show by the way.

  • skimmer521
    skimmer521 5 месяцев назад

    whats with the jiz on his shirt?

  • Mimi Ebisuya
    Mimi Ebisuya 5 месяцев назад

    Croissant!! Baguettes!!! Both great with cheese :)))

  • Christian Turner
    Christian Turner 6 месяцев назад

    Aren't you lucky!!!!

  • lorraine uy
    lorraine uy 6 месяцев назад

    You need presidents butter when in Paris with your bread

  • Hugh Crinion
    Hugh Crinion 6 месяцев назад

    Double expresso. Real coffee :)

  • Zer 0ne
    Zer 0ne 6 месяцев назад

    so if u like a girl...u nid to get 2 of em?

  • Eight Pawns
    Eight Pawns 6 месяцев назад

    french people are so goddamn arrogant.

  • hi-n-oops
    hi-n-oops 6 месяцев назад +15

    french people are rude af

  • Margot Simpere
    Margot Simpere 6 месяцев назад

    You should try putting butter with jam or honey on the baguette .. french tip

  • Ali Ow
    Ali Ow 6 месяцев назад +1

    Seriously? What a rude cashier worker. Bitch. Why on earth did she even ask that question then?!
    I deff would've called her a bitch and talked to the manager, file a complaint against her.
    You cant expect everyone to know your countries food and drinks, not to mention paris is a very tourist-y place, so youre gonna get foreigners from all over the place

  • Nat 71
    Nat 71 6 месяцев назад

    Un croissant ne se mange pas comme ça

  • SierraSierraFoxtrot
    SierraSierraFoxtrot 7 месяцев назад

    oh noes you said expresso... Y THO

  • magicguirarman
    magicguirarman 7 месяцев назад

    Parisians have a reputation for being snooty. Sounds like you got yourself one.

  • Zooumberg
    Zooumberg 7 месяцев назад

    Mike, have you been to England yet? If you haven't and plan to, try a Full English Breakfast.

  • Lia van Stevelen
    Lia van Stevelen 7 месяцев назад

    @Strictly Dumpling what business in france did u have? what do u do? is there a video where u talk more about u introducing urself and ur life to us?

  • D. Va
    D. Va 7 месяцев назад

    Myeah, Europeans like their coffee as coffee, not so much the sugar-saturated coffee-syrup they sell at Starbucks.

  • Ashley Graber
    Ashley Graber 7 месяцев назад

    Everything looks so good, omg 😲

  • Greta Červinskytė
    Greta Červinskytė 7 месяцев назад

    Hahahha Mike you speak to my heart... "if you think you're going to like something, you must get 2" :D :D

  • InMyOpinion Wisdom
    InMyOpinion Wisdom 8 месяцев назад


  • Gwen Patton
    Gwen Patton 8 месяцев назад

    How do we drink espresso? (There's no "x" in that word.)
    That's easy. WITH SUGAR.
    That's also a Macaron. A Macaroon (with two o's) is a coconut confection that's very different.

  • RyceKrispieTreat
    RyceKrispieTreat 8 месяцев назад

    Omg this video was published on my birthday

  • Евгений Увин
    Евгений Увин 8 месяцев назад

    The bad surprise in US was having that "coffee". The only place where it tasted good was IHOP.

  • TheZohan
    TheZohan 9 месяцев назад

    j'adore comment les français se battent pour le nom du "pain au chocolat" avec chocolatine et pain au chocolat alors qu'un étranger arrive en france et appel ça croissant au chocolat c'est tout simplement ça, c'est un croissant au chocolat

    • TheZohan
      TheZohan 7 месяцев назад

      SmellyPotatoes Mc j'ai pas compris

    • SmellyPotatoes Mc
      SmellyPotatoes Mc 7 месяцев назад

      TheZohan d'accord. Je pense il y a un croissant au chocolat parce qu'il y a un croissant au Nutella.

    • TheZohan
      TheZohan 7 месяцев назад

      SmellyPotatoes Mc et je vois pas pourquoi le croissant au chocolat ne serais pas français le croissant c'est français c'est juste qu'il y a du chocolat

    • TheZohan
      TheZohan 7 месяцев назад +1

      SmellyPotatoes Mc Le croissant et "le pain au chocolat" on la même pâte mais le croissant a une forme différent et n'a pas de chocolat donc pour moi c'est un croissant au chocolat

    • SmellyPotatoes Mc
      SmellyPotatoes Mc 7 месяцев назад

      TheZohan qu'est-ce que tu préfères? chocolatine, pain au chocolat ou croissant au chocolat? Mais croissant au chocolat n'est pas vraiment français.

  • Ted forgetaboutit
    Ted forgetaboutit 9 месяцев назад +2

    france and paris are sooo overrated lol ...nothing like in the damn movies XDXD

  • Nicolas Mison
    Nicolas Mison 9 месяцев назад

    Sorry but that's not "chocolate croissant", that's "chocolate bread" ("pain au chocolat") or "chocolatine"...

  • momo glo
    momo glo 9 месяцев назад

    As much as I'd love to go to Paris, I would hate feeling like the "hated American". Too many other beautiful places and people that are all too happy to share with the world.

    • SmellyPotatoes Mc
      SmellyPotatoes Mc 7 месяцев назад

      momo glo t'inquiètes pas! Paris is full of wonderful people and the Parisian snobby thing is just a stereotype. I want you to enjoy France. Eat as much as you want and don't count calories!
      À très bientôt,

  • nyc0053
    nyc0053 9 месяцев назад

    Regret, I've been to Paris twice, no croissant.

  • donnan huggler
    donnan huggler 9 месяцев назад

    Dude omg you're a nerd supreme

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    donnan huggler 9 месяцев назад


  • Maxi Milian
    Maxi Milian 9 месяцев назад

    i think mike didnt know what an espresso is

  • Bruinschuss
    Bruinschuss 9 месяцев назад

    oh my god. his reaction to the bitter of espresso is what most peoples' reactions to his hot oil portions would be. maximum hilarity

  • katherine louey
    katherine louey 9 месяцев назад

    mike, you should be a food critic :)

  • Brenda Drew
    Brenda Drew 9 месяцев назад

    Interesting, but it's pronounced..."CWOISSANT"...no "R"!! Merci beaucoup and Bon Appetit!!

    • Brenda Drew
      Brenda Drew 9 месяцев назад


    • brickguy
      brickguy 9 месяцев назад

      Do you speak French?

  • 87Mippy
    87Mippy 9 месяцев назад

    I don't like any coffee with my sweet.