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Comments • 80

  • nick landreth
    nick landreth Month ago

    All these other candidates are doing is ensuring I would never vote for them. Make your own case sound more appealing rather than trying to take down the only person many of us trust. Its just disgusting.

  • Trista & The Edibles

    Can lipreaders tell us what they said? :)

  • Trista & The Edibles

    ThaNK U, Treva, for the shoutout to women directors! :) You are a GOOD MAN

  • coldface44
    coldface44 Month ago

    Your writers are horrid this year. It’s hit and miss with them.

  • doobzification
    doobzification Month ago

    Pocahontas is a liar

  • jackthealienboy
    jackthealienboy Month ago

    1:14 gets me every time :’)

  • Snuffy Smif
    Snuffy Smif 2 months ago +1

    I like Bernie and think he'd make a good president! And if he's the nominee I will enthusiastically support him. However, I will also vote for whoever our nominee is! Still, what somewhat bothers me about die-hard Bernie supporters, is how they tend to come off nearly as zealously-cult-like as Trump's, or, maybe even slightly worse! Why?... Because, much like Trump voters, Bernie Bros almost demand support for Bernie, or else!! Which is NOT the Democratic party way!! We support, with our heads far MORE than with our hearts!! And sadly, unlike Trump voters who will do whatever Trump says, Bernie voters get a little too caught up in their stubborn wishes and will even turn on their own LEADER'S wishes! Case in point: In 2016, at the Dems convention, Sarah Silverman correctly reminded Bernie Voters how they were "BEING RIDICULOUS!!" for not backing Hillary! And she turned out to be 100% CORRECT! Indeed, angry Bernie voters even flat-out ignored their leader to his face and shouted him down, when he gave them his blessing to "vote for Hillary or risk helping elect Trump?" Now, I don't know about you, but for me, Bernie voters being spiteful and stubborn in the face of an existential threat like Trump, was both, voter and party malpractice! That said... I'll now sit back and watch more than a few Bernie Bros prove me right by going all 'full-Trump' on me for daring to point all this out. Or... They can prove me wrong and support whoever the Democratic nominee is in 2020, then vote to help kick Trump to the curb where he belonged, all along!!

  • MickeyGreenEyes213
    MickeyGreenEyes213 2 months ago

    Man Trevor fucking hated Cats haha! He keeps bringing it up

  • Jorge Perez
    Jorge Perez 2 months ago

    Warren and sanders a liar and a socialist terrible choices.Trump 2020.

  • RA16 TV
    RA16 TV 2 months ago

    Trial by Combat 🤣🤣😂😂

  • Masta Hoffman
    Masta Hoffman 2 months ago

    Looks like chemtrails

  • Sherri Spaulding
    Sherri Spaulding 2 months ago

    Soooo....it looked exactly like Conspiracy theories of Chemtrails....little lower! They do it

  • afro symphony
    afro symphony 2 months ago

    i saw cats looooool

  • Kyan
    Kyan 2 months ago

    So if trial by combat is in effect, can we just go ahead and put Trump in the ring?

  • avalokitha
    avalokitha 2 months ago

    Trial by combat?? What is this? game of thrones lmao😂

  • King Dre
    King Dre 2 months ago

    Why isn't Boeing bankrupt??

  • Queen E
    Queen E 2 months ago

    😩"Jerry Lost The Shit Out Of That Duel"🤣😂

  • Declan
    Declan 2 months ago

    Actually jet fuel is organic. Seriously

  • El Braddock
    El Braddock 2 months ago

    Dueling is illegal everywhere, except jersey. Everything is legal in Jersey

  • Janice Green
    Janice Green 2 months ago

    Good Show 😊

  • Allthenews ordeath
    Allthenews ordeath 2 months ago

    I for one endorse the trial by combat legal system, and if I am elected president I will reinstate it post haste on a national level.

  • Mutant Raze
    Mutant Raze 2 months ago +1

    Damn you dont even have to fly Delta once to know Delta sucks ass

  • Stefon
    Stefon 2 months ago

    Can’t believe you guys didn’t get the transcript!

  • sakuseel 2001
    sakuseel 2001 2 months ago

    Trevor didn't comment at all about how Warren refused to shake Sanders' hand. I thought he will because that is a real bitchy move in my opinion, if Bernie refused to shake her hand it would be ALL OVER THE NEWS !

  • Ostrava masterson
    Ostrava masterson 2 months ago

    shame on you trevor, for not showing what she said this is why i unsubscribed

  • Jalric V
    Jalric V 2 months ago

    Hail to the FaKing Trump!

  • Chris
    Chris 2 months ago

    4:51....LOL

  • Cody S
    Cody S 2 months ago

    Long term effects.

  • Mo JustUs
    Mo JustUs 2 months ago

    Its quite simple Trevor, EW is an establishment pawn who flip flops more than a fish out of water, and now she's trying her hardest to smear Papa Bernie with baseless accusations that nobody believes. She is Hillary-Lite or Diet-Hillary.

  • Paint Pink
    Paint Pink 2 months ago

    I don't find the trial by combat funny at all. Katana swords? How scary was this guy to live with? I think just by petitioning the courts for this he should be 5150.

  • Jason Tempel
    Jason Tempel 2 months ago

    As Nebraska is being saturated, by Geoengineering, on a daily schedule. ENOUGH IS ENOUGH!

  • Soccer America
    Soccer America 2 months ago +2

    Trevor Noah is the establishment and is pro-CNN and thus anti-Bernie.

  • Paddle Duck
    Paddle Duck 2 months ago

    Bernieee 💕

  • Frank christ
    Frank christ 2 months ago

    or as CNN calls him senator San Jew

  • AZOffRoadster
    AZOffRoadster 2 months ago

    Iowa also allows blind people to have guns.

  • Mary Rose Kent
    Mary Rose Kent 2 months ago

    Trevor, take it from a native Californian: it’s Los Angeless NOT Los Angelees!

  • Royal Satan
    Royal Satan 2 months ago +1

    The whole female pandering divorce laws need to be rewritten.

  • Kandi Kane
    Kandi Kane 2 months ago +1

    The husand watched too much Game of Thrones.

  • Playfulpanthress
    Playfulpanthress 2 months ago

    That dudes ex wife is gonna murder him. He has no idea.

  • hhheddrrr
    hhheddrrr 2 months ago

    CNN is acting suspicious as fuck releasing the footage and AUDIO of that exchange between Warren and Sanders. There was no need to release that.

  • Gerardo Rodriguez
    Gerardo Rodriguez 2 months ago

    #NeverWarren

  • Blackholefourspam
    Blackholefourspam 2 months ago

    That's stupid. OBVIOUSLY Bernie only eats at the 99

  • Tory Sama
    Tory Sama 2 months ago

    I think they should run for office TOGETHER!!!!! Pres and Vice Pres come on!! Definite win.

  • Margaret W
    Margaret W 2 months ago

    UTLA is horrified by the dumping of airline fuel on neighborhoods in Southeast and South LA. These great communities, the residents of which have contributed so much to Los Angeles and surrounding cities, have historically borne the brunt of many environmentally racist policies and practices. The culprits of this environmental racism have so often been large corporations, polluting the air or leaving development sites as hazards, and more. In this case, Delta must be held accountable and must make right the damage caused not only to students’ and school staff’s health, and not only to school facilities, but also to health impacts and damages across these communities that have deeply affected the families of our students and their friends.

  • StillBrokeOff
    StillBrokeOff 2 months ago

    Do they get lawsuit from that

  • Pamela Cass
    Pamela Cass 2 months ago

    I blame the DNC. I blame you, Tom Perez,; you haven't controlled these dumbasses, and whoever the Dem candidate is is going to be FRIED in Nov.

  • Pamela Cass
    Pamela Cass 2 months ago +1

    I was going to vote for Warren. I'd even vote for a Warren-Saunders or Saunders-Warren ticket. Now I wouldn't vote for Warren if she gave me a million dollars.

  • James Horn
    James Horn 2 months ago

    In duels, both sids use identical weapons. I am not sure they were so choosy in rial by combat. Let him have his Kitana or wheatever. And let her show up wih Colt M1911 .45 ala Indiana Jones. Oops.

  • Brent Weber
    Brent Weber 2 months ago

    🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍

  • Alex
    Alex 2 months ago

    #WarrenRefund is what everyone who care about policy that's a Warren Supporter

  • Djurdjija Vucinic
    Djurdjija Vucinic 2 months ago

    Uncut Gems❤️

  • jamillx
    jamillx 2 months ago +1

    Trial by combat is fine, just wait and let him forge his swords and come to the fight with a gun

  • by JuTuJa
    by JuTuJa 2 months ago +6

    It's Bernie 2020 all the way 🔥🔥
    He has been consistent for his entire life fighting for the people especially minorities, women and the poor. 💪🏼
    He is the champion of policy

  • Mageshwaran Rajagopal
    Mageshwaran Rajagopal 2 months ago

    Trevor, you do a massive disservice to Jon. Can't believe it's come to this. Mocking kids getting injured, and cracking jokes based on profound misunderstandings about how the legal system works - like literally anywhere (precedents). Clearly it's just cheap jokes at the moment. Meaning anything is fodder for a quick laugh. Fuck standards, and to hell with trying to stand for something. Only caveat is, after not watching your show for some months now, maybe this is just a pandering youtube edit. But still, even if it is......

  • Daniel Ruiz
    Daniel Ruiz 2 months ago

    "Not organinc" ummmm....

  • I am an Alien
    I am an Alien 2 months ago

    No one today was alive during slavery and there was a civil war to free them back then, you're not getting free money for being black. Reperations is a scam.

  • dog lock
    dog lock 2 months ago

    Yang is our only hope

  • John Smith
    John Smith 2 months ago

    Planes have dumped fuel since forever. Not news.

  • seji63
    seji63 2 months ago

    Everybody knows now that you are supporting Democrats. If this would happen in a Republicans debate, you would talk about it more than 10 minutes and would broadcast what they really said.
    Well done Trevor

  • Kongolox
    Kongolox 2 months ago

    blame the airport control, they gave the path and location of the dumping zone.. twats

  • Sabrina Doctor
    Sabrina Doctor 2 months ago

    Elizabeth Warren acts so Butch !!! 😹😹😹

  • Cory Skowronek
    Cory Skowronek 2 months ago

    WAKE UP SHEEPLE!!! THIS IS PROOF THAT CHEMTRAILS ARE REAL!!!

  • YUNG Rilla
    YUNG Rilla 2 months ago

    I wish I could do that shit with my ex wife..

    • Rahiz Khan
      Rahiz Khan 2 months ago

      @YUNG Rilla Sounds like a plan! Just gotta get a good lawyer!

    • YUNG Rilla
      YUNG Rilla 2 months ago

      @Rahiz Khan I just might gaddamnit!!

    • Rahiz Khan
      Rahiz Khan 2 months ago

      Move to Iowa!

  • Brandon Davidson
    Brandon Davidson 2 months ago +5

    "Are you calling me a liar". If shoe fits, Warren.

  • Christopher Bedford
    Christopher Bedford 2 months ago

    Airliners have been dumping fuel since the invention of flying.
    Jet A1 fuel is pure kerosene / paraffin. It doesn't cause injuries, minor or otherwise, and I've never heard of it causing even a mild skin irritation. It's unpleasant to have on you in quantity, but just go wash it off FFS.
    Sometimes I have to agree with the hillbillies: Californians can be snowflakes. An incident like this (apart from a huge waste of public resources and money) just serves to highlight the drama-queen nature of some people...

  • KenZilla72
    KenZilla72 2 months ago

    What do you mean jet-fuel is not organic? It's plants and animals that has been naturally heated and compressed for millions of years before it is being pumped to the surface to be burned. :-P

  • Naqib Qazi
    Naqib Qazi 2 months ago +4

    But but jet fuel is organic. 🧐
    According to chemistry anyway.

    (I know it's a joke)

  • abc def
    abc def 2 months ago

    Sanders and his voters are misogynists and nothing else than the rapists who call women liars when there is tons of evidence

    • Ma Pa
      Ma Pa 2 months ago

      @abc def Also, this one is for you:
      ruclip.com/video/uHDsaViTUvo/video.html
      Meanwhile, Warren discriminated against women even almost a decade later, when in 1996 she argued otherwise, still Republican. What a lying snake she is.

    • Ma Pa
      Ma Pa 2 months ago

      @abc def No he didn't. But you know what I remember? Bernie marching for womens' rights in the 70s. He was even made "honorary woman"! By whom? Fucking Gloria Steinem, the feminist icon.
      And Warren. Well, she defended Newt Gingrich (!). Twenty years later. If one of us is misogynistic trash, then it's you!

    • abc def
      abc def 2 months ago

      @Ma Pa he said it on TV you dumbass. Typical male trash

    • Ma Pa
      Ma Pa 2 months ago

      *[citation needed]*

  • Mike Miller
    Mike Miller 2 months ago +2

    Interesting how this was produced after the recording had been released.
    Epstein didn't kill himself

  • Richard Nderitu
    Richard Nderitu 2 months ago +1

    When it comes to democratic party politics Trevor just sucks. He trots out establishment opinions and makes us miss Jon Stewart.

  • Apalala
    Apalala 2 months ago

    Jeez, the media is really trying to create a divide between Warren and Sanders. Jon Stewart would've called out this bullshit instead of propagating it further like Trevor does.

  • h h
    h h 2 months ago

    First 10 sec you can hear what Warren And Bernie were saying. ruclip.com/video/AZSBk9KzY6k/video.html Cmon Trevor!...

  • h h
    h h 2 months ago

    IT SHOULD BE TILL DIVORCE DO US PART.. CAUSE DEATH DONT MEAN SHIT>. WOMEN WILL LEAVE BEFORE DEATH DO YOU PART, but with thie combat thing.. makes it more legit!! No divorce BITCH.. you or I is dying today!! lol either way if the man loses and dies he wont be stuck paying alimony either. LOL

  • ba55letmysoulfly
    ba55letmysoulfly 2 months ago

    “I saw cats!”

  • Tmarion7
    Tmarion7 2 months ago

    if anyone was curious about what was said between Bernie and Elizabeth, this channel covered it pretty well ruclip.com/video/AJGSMDjI7lk/video.html

  • h h
    h h 2 months ago

    HELLL YEH!! that is going to be MENS new divorce TACTIC! Bitch you leave me we going into combat!!

  • Larry Cabz
    Larry Cabz 2 months ago

    wasnt there a rule that if you challenge someone to a fight, the other party gets to pick the method or weapons...?

  • Tucker Bowen
    Tucker Bowen 2 months ago

    they're in fucking _Los Angeles!_ how could the air possibly be any _more_ toxic!?

  • Will Fitz
    Will Fitz 2 months ago +1

    Lying about being Native American. Yes! I will say you are a liar