Brendan Schaub - The Biggest Fight of His Life - This Is Not Happening

  • Published on Jun 12, 2019
  • All of Brendan Schaub’s training culminates in a massive UFC fight at the MGM Grand Garden Arena in Las Vegas. (Contains strong language.)
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  • Comedy Central Stand-Up
    Comedy Central Stand-Up  3 months ago +13

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  • Brandon Tayor
    Brandon Tayor Day ago


  • Ben Asslick
    Ben Asslick Day ago

    This ain't bad at all y'all are trippin

  • tezzo55
    tezzo55 Day ago +2

    Brendan Schaub -This is not Happening. Well at least it's an honest assessment.

  • Darian Willis
    Darian Willis Day ago

    The old uppercut huh? -Bryan Callen

  • Jack MeHoff
    Jack MeHoff Day ago

    Your cauliflower ears are amazing. I hear they make head gear, even for a head shaped like yours. Maybe all that hair gel can save you next time.

  • Credo-Ape-Thor
    Credo-Ape-Thor 2 days ago

    Amazing how this story has changed.

  • Credo-Ape-Thor
    Credo-Ape-Thor 2 days ago

    *This is not funny* 👈🏻 more accurate

  • Daniel Coldbeck
    Daniel Coldbeck 2 days ago +2

    This feels more like a shitty TedTalk than a comedy act

  • Eyakem DENNISA
    Eyakem DENNISA 2 days ago

    He sucks 💯 no comments

  • my place
    my place 2 days ago +4

    He is not funny, this is embarrassing

  • kade rushing
    kade rushing 3 days ago

    I think everyone's mad because Brendan schaub is actually funny..

  • pablo felix medellin

    stfu looser

  • Doomspud Roflcopter
    Doomspud Roflcopter 5 days ago

    Run the jewels!!

  • Geoff Tarkanian
    Geoff Tarkanian 5 days ago

    Banton Skob

  • Slayer 363636
    Slayer 363636 7 days ago +6

    Take a drink everytime he lies.

  • Carson Udager
    Carson Udager 7 days ago

    13:20 true bro

  • Edwin G
    Edwin G 9 days ago +2

    What a Liar!!! JOE Rogaine had to embarrass him on a podcast and made him realize he can't FIGHT!! he wanted to keep fighting, its all on VIDEO!!!

  • Enrique Calderon
    Enrique Calderon 10 days ago

    Your ex gf ronda rousey??

  • Patrick star
    Patrick star 11 days ago +2

    Least he's a better comedian

  • Xx Yy
    Xx Yy 11 days ago +10

    Notice how everytime theres "laughs" its either a close up on his face or an angle that doesnt show the crowd.

  • Patrick Cunningham
    Patrick Cunningham 11 days ago +1

    This story is #1 bullshit

  • marco ramirez
    marco ramirez 11 days ago

    He just started and he’s honestly pretty good, he’s gettin hate for no reason, remember he just started

  • Adi Badugu
    Adi Badugu 12 days ago

    Brendan pouring it on a little heavy

  • Hunter Umel
    Hunter Umel 14 days ago +1

    Not funny at all but he’s a good story teller

  • Hunter Umel
    Hunter Umel 14 days ago

    This would be a lot more entertaining to watch if it was actually funny

    • Hunter Umel
      Hunter Umel 14 days ago

      Never mind gets a lot funnier towards the end

  • PJ Grantland
    PJ Grantland 14 days ago

    You gonna lead with Brandon huh?

  • Phantom-Gaming
    Phantom-Gaming 17 days ago

    Shamrocks hotdog skin had me laugh

  • j m
    j m 18 days ago +1

    as expected never found a single joke funny from brenda scrub. hes as worst as joe rogan doing stand up.

  • They killed pookie
    They killed pookie 18 days ago

    Ice-T a legend..he need a movie

  • Shahwiqar Shahin
    Shahwiqar Shahin 19 days ago

    Pretty good routine.

  • jenny lee
    jenny lee 19 days ago

    This guy is a complete douche and thinks just because he hired a Korean ball licker man servant he can make offensive asian jokes.

  • chipmunktubetop
    chipmunktubetop 20 days ago

    He is one sexy motherfucker.

  • 808AllDay
    808AllDay 21 day ago

    I'm still waiting for the punchline

  • Brandon Granger
    Brandon Granger 21 day ago

    Great story and hilarious , bring this energy to your next special.

  • Jaime Martinez
    Jaime Martinez 21 day ago


  • Vic Marion
    Vic Marion 22 days ago

    Awesome one hundred percent factual or not, this guy can tell a story it was hilarious. Wished many others had the insight to realize that they chose the wrong profession and move on.

  • frankymacf
    frankymacf 22 days ago

    Excellent story telling Schaub boi!!

  • J Sko
    J Sko 22 days ago

    God his best bit is still so bad.

  • Angelo Mike
    Angelo Mike 24 days ago +1

    I only came to see how cringe is to watch when he so badly trying to make funny unfunny stories.

  • TotalTank
    TotalTank 24 days ago +1

    Dudes actually funny I can guarantee the haters don’t even know why they hate him he’s quality

    • Ndk_89 90
      Ndk_89 90 20 days ago +1

      He paid your ass to say this little bitch

  • Ian LukeMitchell
    Ian LukeMitchell 25 days ago

    what amazes me the most about this story is that Travis Browne was number 2 HW at some point. The same guy who took a highly telegraphed flying kick to the face against Fabricio Werdum.

  • Groo Wanderer
    Groo Wanderer 25 days ago

    I realize there was some embellishments, but the one that bothers me is his own self realization about retiring? Nah, didn't happen. Rogan made him cry. That's how it went down.

  • Rob Dumbell
    Rob Dumbell 25 days ago +1

    Why is he lying

  • Jonathan
    Jonathan 26 days ago +69

    For the people who don't know, this is all a lie.

    • Carter Hathaway
      Carter Hathaway 15 days ago +1

      @Anthony C to be fair you can get a beach house in idaho in coeur d'alene

    • Jonathan
      Jonathan 18 days ago +1

      @Anthony C LMFAO!! Smh, I don't even know where to start. I said this story wasn't true and it wasn't funny. You say that comics lie all the time and that you didn't think it was funny. SO YOU'RE AGREEING WITH ME! Maybe you are indeed the simpleton in this conversation, cuz you've done nothing but backpedal and have spoken in platitudes just like your hero scahub, but please keep these special Ed comments coming

    • Jonathan
      Jonathan 18 days ago +1

      @Anthony C so let me get this straight. You are claiming that "comics" lie to make stories funny, yet you admit that this wasn't funny. Interesting lol

    • Jonathan
      Jonathan 18 days ago +1

      @Anthony C so you're telling me you found this funny? Let me guess, you life in a farm and your parents are cousins? It's either that or you have as much brain damage as Schaub himself 😂

  • Suzette Desrosiers
    Suzette Desrosiers 27 days ago

    I love him. His vulnerability makes him even funnier...not to mention sexy as hell, 😆

  • born 2 shit forced 2 wipe

    This dude is painfully unfunny.

  • Pachanga Manga
    Pachanga Manga 27 days ago

    Thought this was standup

  • BenbanksTV
    BenbanksTV 28 days ago +1

    im 2 minutes this guy gonna tell a 15 minute story and make a gay joke at the end????

  • SanS T
    SanS T 28 days ago

    I am impressed! He was hilarious!

  • Chuck NorrisApproval
    Chuck NorrisApproval 28 days ago

    This is hot garbage. Joe Rogan is a fucking dork for helping the loser get a special

  • mma
    mma 29 days ago +2

    all lies this man is lying

  • erick leon
    erick leon 29 days ago +2

    wait that was in the mandalay bay not mgm grand !

  • erick leon
    erick leon 29 days ago +22

    in his special he was watching “ace ventura” not bloodsport..hmmm

    • Noah Lowery
      Noah Lowery Day ago

      Also didn’t his dad “tell him that he’s gonna be a fighter”?

  • Mika -
    Mika - 29 days ago

    Is this comedy now? 😂

  • The Son of the BattleCry

    Beige frequency look into it and you'll never like this idiot

  • The Son of the BattleCry
    The Son of the BattleCry 29 days ago +5

    Brendan is the worst comic ever he's only relevent because of daddy Joe

  • Dustin Stephens
    Dustin Stephens Month ago

    His Dana White voice is subtly great

  • kool kreeps
    kool kreeps Month ago +9

    Story is fake. Brendon schaub says that his dad showed him the UFC when he was 10. So that would be 1993. UFC didn't get released on VHS till 1998

  • James Sins
    James Sins Month ago +1

    not comedy but a great story