It is the first day of university

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  • Published on Sep 10, 2019
  • THE JOANA CEDDIA BOX NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/3927975329853
    JOANA SWEATER NOW AVAILABLE: hellojuniper.com/channel/UCkin59aR57-RgqvN04jHSIg/p/1865852518461
    HERE’S HOW THINGS ARE GOING TO GO FROM HERE ON OUT
    1. YOU WILL ADDRESS ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO SAY HI TO ME SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO BAKE ME A CAKE SIDEWAYS. I EXPECT YOU TO RESPECT ME SIDEWAYS, GOT IT?
    2. ONLY CUCUMBER FLAVOURED DEODORANT IS PERMISSIBLE FROM NOW ON. ANY OTHER SMELL IS PUTRID AND PUNISHABLE BY DEATH. ITS EITHER THAT OR MY NOSE BARKS AT YOU, GOT THAT?
    3.
    4. YELLOW IS DISGUSTING.
    5. SERIOUSLY, NO HUMAN BEING SHOULD WEAR YELLOW.
    6. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?
    On a real note though, I just wanted to say thanks for sticking with me for so long. It was around this time of last year that my channel started to gain traction and I am so thankful for this opportunity. As for posting videos goes, I am going to try to get my videos up every Tuesday at 5 PM, but I am not going to make any promises. Also, I am going to be pretty inactive on twitter and instagram from this point forward cause I want to focus on my studies as much as possible (but it’s not like I was that active on there to begin with lol).
    Instagram: ewww_its_jo...
    Twitter: tweet_joana
    Cameo: www.cameo.com/ewww_its_joana
    Hep Cats by Kevin MacLeod is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution license (creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/)
    Source: incompetech.com/music/royalty-free/index.html?isrc=USUAN1500022
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    Current sub count: 2, 908, 927
    With love,
    Jenny Cravitz
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  • *Call Me PB please*
    *Call Me PB please* 4 hours ago

    AAAH I JUST SAW YOU NIPPLES

  • Nicole G
    Nicole G 4 hours ago

    Dude I legit saw u in the staples and I lowkey looked like a stalker. I'm pretter sure ur mom heard me say, "Holy shit, that's Joana ceddia's mom."

  • lazyeye x
    lazyeye x 4 hours ago

    WOW, did my comment really get booted... I guess you are into sencership.. so sad.

  • Diana Cruz
    Diana Cruz 6 hours ago

    I had a lockdown at school so yuh 💘

  • gillian stingley
    gillian stingley 6 hours ago

    when she said she was glad she wasn’t taking humanities... i didn’t feel that

  • Andrea Araniva
    Andrea Araniva 6 hours ago

    Ok I’ll buy ... the stuff

  • Smooth
    Smooth 6 hours ago

    When I clicked on this video I was hoping for one of those skit videos...but now I'm not even sure what this video is LOL, my first time ever seeing a video like this, just random babbling about whatever.

  • cry bxby
    cry bxby 7 hours ago +1

    *Joana tapes her tiny microphone to her water bottle*
    Me:*shows my friends*
    Them:SHE HAS MY RESPECT
    (Btw congratulations on going to University Joana)

  • Ko_Toriii
    Ko_Toriii 7 hours ago

    *STAPPLES*

  • sissyunicorn gal24
    sissyunicorn gal24 7 hours ago

    "I lost my sanity in the third grade, so if you find it, please mail it to me,"

    -John Cena

  • sudhanshu sharma
    sudhanshu sharma 9 hours ago

    Try jee exam , I bet you would feel your life is better than mine , try attempting all sections

  • NEOTICA
    NEOTICA 9 hours ago

    stunning as always

  • Ellie Demetriou
    Ellie Demetriou 11 hours ago

    This is real art

  • aras & hazel
    aras & hazel 12 hours ago +2

    Why no one is talking about the Percy Jackson book?
    BECAUSE LIKE I WAS DYING YES MY GIRL WELCOME TO THE FANDOM

  • pressed
    pressed 12 hours ago +1

    ”DID YOU BREAK ITS NECK-”
    **staring intensifies**

  • Moogs
    Moogs 13 hours ago

    "Cheese!"

  • Lily Cater
    Lily Cater 13 hours ago +1

    When you were making ur lunch I wasn’t listening anything u were saying and I was contemplating why u were putting packaged grass in a jug

  • Jalen Brown
    Jalen Brown 13 hours ago

    Is the Emma chamberlains nerdy sister?

  • Amy
    Amy 16 hours ago

    Omg I just graduated from your university! I wish I could have seen you around campus

  • Tom Jett
    Tom Jett 17 hours ago

    whats the song in the beginning

  • Acnili-chili
    Acnili-chili 18 hours ago

    Grade 6 is easy, grade 7 was bad

  • Giglipuff Darumaka
    Giglipuff Darumaka 19 hours ago

    My Italian ass is shaking rn for what I had the misfortune to see at the end of the video omg pls DO NOT PUT RICOTTA ON A FUKIN STEAK

  • kriti G
    kriti G 21 hour ago

    7:15 How... Does....one do physics without vectors????

  • Leslys
    Leslys 22 hours ago

    ayye we’re both first year students taking calculus!
    lmao my calculus professor has a very THICCCC chinese/mandarin accent and it’s hard to understand him sometimes but he’s cool

  • Sieg Nihil
    Sieg Nihil 22 hours ago

    Manic Pixie Dream Girl with a side dish of Reddit rhetoric and a considerable IQ boost that fails to negate the insufferable snowflake aura. GWS kek

  • *meme master87*
    *meme master87* 23 hours ago

    Joana If you see this my sweet relish ~ Pin this

  • V S C O
    V S C O 23 hours ago

    can’t believe you’re growing up so fast 😢 mother goose must be so very proud

  • Saraf Wasima Siddique
    Saraf Wasima Siddique 23 hours ago

    Bruh I was watching your video randomly and realized we go to the same university :) is your calculus prof Igor or Emmanuel?

  • Bianca Marchetti

    serena williams? what about our fellow canadian bianca andeesscu🇨🇦

  • Camron Holdcroft

    *When u go to college knowing u make a bunch of money already on RUclip so you’re just wasting your time*

  • Timi Agiri
    Timi Agiri Day ago

    rip joana for buying physical textbooks

  • lovesins •
    lovesins • Day ago

    sigh, :c

  • Elijah Johnson
    Elijah Johnson Day ago

    In the tennis and calculus demonstration u kinda forgot to wear a bra

  • Ashley
    Ashley Day ago

    How does a person end up enrolled in Calcus and Algebra simultaneously? Algebra is a prerequisite for Calculus on pretty much every campus, and I'm thinking that our heroine can probably waddle through the coursework blindfolded. So weird.

  • Cass LuLu
    Cass LuLu Day ago

    I wonder why her parents are thinking when she films the voiceovers and screams..lmao..they seriously need and award..and tbh i want a daughter like this when im older lol.

  • I’m Peter
    I’m Peter Day ago

    What university you go to?

  • Kee Glanzmann
    Kee Glanzmann Day ago

    DANCE MOMS

  • Firelightdaisy
    Firelightdaisy Day ago

    You are like a modern day Rory Gilmore

  • Martin G
    Martin G Day ago

    Why would they make you take algebra and calculus concurrently

  • Spoiled Milk
    Spoiled Milk Day ago

    If Josmoe central was ever a anonymous type of hacker thing aka 11:58 we would know it was her

  • Macy Mclaren
    Macy Mclaren Day ago

    Ok I’m sorry, but Socials/History is AMAZING, Science is FUN, English is OK, and Math is HORRIBLE

  • Hiba Al-badarneh

    You're weird
    I like weird people
    God i really enjoy ur videos
    Keep going🌻

  • CatsAreCool
    CatsAreCool Day ago

    I'm good at math and get A's but your coarse load is way too much, I would be so overwhelmed taking those classes all in my first semester.

  • Toga Himiko
    Toga Himiko Day ago

    Joana : all funny throughout summer posting
    School : *Im gonna ruin this whole womans career*

  • Erin Rae
    Erin Rae Day ago

    where did you get those wonderful boots from 1:46?? i need to get me a pair of those!

  • Karleigh V
    Karleigh V Day ago

    So many cuts between each sentence 😭😭😭

  • Haylee Moore
    Haylee Moore Day ago

    As a third year university student, I cackled during the entirety of this video, especially when you got school supplies and talked about textbooks. (also I’m Canadian too!)

  • Ruth Uday
    Ruth Uday Day ago

    she needs a talk show.

  • Myken Hassler
    Myken Hassler Day ago +1

    PERCY JACKSON HELL YEAH.. the best book to reread

  • Roy K
    Roy K Day ago

    Doctor: can you tell me about your symptoms
    Me: I forget everything in a split second I’m suffering from high end memory loss
    Dementia: am I joke to you?

  • Hannah C.
    Hannah C. Day ago

    She lookin snazzy

  • Zoincer_ Oo
    Zoincer_ Oo Day ago

    Are you planning on doing RUclip full time as a job

  • cj
    cj Day ago

    The bootleg mac n'cheese at 6:07 legit looks like a carpet my therapist has in her office

  • Jessi Callahan
    Jessi Callahan Day ago

    The Mac and cheese looks nasty but why do I want to try it so bad..

  • mrbxrns
    mrbxrns Day ago

    *SAMANTHA*

  • Beau Rass
    Beau Rass Day ago

    Canadian university just sounds like high school lol

  • Natalie Red
    Natalie Red Day ago

    these videos are always so entertaining!

  • Eesha Sajid
    Eesha Sajid Day ago

    hey don't spread hate on social studies ! it's one my fav subjects 😅

  • Ikmo Monki
    Ikmo Monki Day ago

    Was the first scene a Gale reference?

  • Erin Sy
    Erin Sy Day ago

    "Colkulus"