Meanwhile... The Super Hot Lincoln Statue

  • Published on Mar 6, 2019
  • It's the statue of a young, shirtless Lincoln that some are calling 'Babe Lincoln.'
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Comments • 694

  • Mohna Priyanka
    Mohna Priyanka 27 days ago

    "Babe-raham Lincoln" "The Gettysburg Undress" "Honest Abs" 不不不不

  • Mohna Priyanka
    Mohna Priyanka 27 days ago

    "First hint: it was found in a tomb"
    "Further lab work, a.k.a making the intern chug it"
    "Breaking news: still not you"

  • Peggy Trawick
    Peggy Trawick 28 days ago

    Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves. But now he is made of marble

  • JRS 1979
    JRS 1979 Month ago

    Tuning out from late night. The only thing more pathetic than American politics, are the 'jokes' about it. Nothing funny about the state of what is going on.

  • Miranda Bee
    Miranda Bee Month ago

    My friend has a crush on that statue.

  • Gustav Gn繹ttgen
    Gustav Gn繹ttgen Month ago

    Where do you guys keep your McDonald's dips? In the doors or the glove compartment?

  • DeadTroperSociety
    DeadTroperSociety Month ago

    Lincoln drank the elixir of immortality which taste like taco bells.

  • Justen Smith
    Justen Smith Month ago

    You can go 7 days without water and 7 weeks without danger unless he was dumb

  • Darina Angelova
    Darina Angelova Month ago


  • Nina Noir Paints
    Nina Noir Paints Month ago +1

    Study with Becky? Looks more like this depiction of Lincoln would rather study with Brian, lol

  • Tom T
    Tom T Month ago

    Isn't the statue of Spike from the old Buffy series?

  • Berto Andon
    Berto Andon 2 months ago

    All I heard was trump will be prez for eons to come hh唐唐唐唐唐唐唐唐唐唐唐唐唐唐唐唐唐唐唐唐唐唐唐唐唐唐唐唐h唐唐唐唐唐唐唐唐唐唐唐唐唐唐唐唐唐唐唐唐唐唐唐唐唐唐

  • the last of the lemmings
    the last of the lemmings 2 months ago +1

    It's not that we don't like meanwhile.
    We just really love the intro!!

  • 摰樴
    摰樴 3 months ago


  • W P
    W P 4 months ago +1

    Honest Abs, nice.

  • Luis07 Hernandez
    Luis07 Hernandez 4 months ago

    Hola budy湘

  • Nerd And Geek
    Nerd And Geek 4 months ago

    Stephen went from 0 - Indiana Jones villain

  • Imran Haroon
    Imran Haroon 4 months ago

    what is a rail-splitter

  • jim thomas
    jim thomas 4 months ago

    Trump 2020

  • NekoPrankster218
    NekoPrankster218 5 months ago

    Archeologists: *find Elixir of Immortality*
    ***The Lunarians would like to know your location.***

  • 郋邽邿郕訄 苳迮迡迮訄邽

    That's just too gay just like cobert

  • TheDarkerKnight
    TheDarkerKnight 5 months ago

    2:46 trump goof em ups lol

  • Jack Benimble
    Jack Benimble 5 months ago

    There was no cell service during and after that storm. Tell your writer to fact check. Stupid.

  • Donny Darko
    Donny Darko 5 months ago

    Why is this asshat allowed to be so disrespectful to Lincoln

  • Chayton Hurlow
    Chayton Hurlow 5 months ago


  • Cora Mendiburu
    Cora Mendiburu 5 months ago

    For you to tell new jokes about Trump's screwups for untold eons to come, Trump would need to spend untold eons coming up with more screwups.

    I'd rather take a raincheck, if you know what I mean...

  • Marlon Mudzudzu
    Marlon Mudzudzu 5 months ago +1

    I would've totes boned young Abraham Lincoln #daaamn :P

  • Ana Perez
    Ana Perez 5 months ago

    "The Rail Splitter"

  • iduz duhsmotpoke
    iduz duhsmotpoke 5 months ago

    Looks like old Marilyn manson, and it's in California?
    Makes sense

  • cjordan walker
    cjordan walker 5 months ago

    who believes the "trapped in a SUV story" ? 7 days without water and you die ! no cell phone ? even melting and drinking snow a sane person would walk it out, right ? not sit there waiting to die.

  • D Rose
    D Rose 5 months ago

    I love the dog's fb status update!!!!!!!

  • Sad繫g
    Sad繫g 5 months ago

    Is Ally okay now?

  • Davin Deptuck
    Davin Deptuck 5 months ago

    Best 'Meanwhile' intro *EVER*

  • Sugar Daddy
    Sugar Daddy 5 months ago

    The lottery winner didn't perform an act of kindness. He basically robbed the person in front of him of the chance to be a millionaire.

  • Uaine Diabhal
    Uaine Diabhal 5 months ago

    Colbert 2020?

  • Hong Fei Bai
    Hong Fei Bai 5 months ago

    Chang E drank the elixir of immortality so the evil king couldn't have it.

  • Hermann Fegelein
    Hermann Fegelein 5 months ago

    They found an elixir of immortality in an aincent Chinese tomb? Well fat load of good that did!

  • Bluewater1976
    Bluewater1976 5 months ago

    Steven is Khorne, ruling from the Throne of Skulls, but having an identity crisis and cracking Slaaneshi jokes all day

  • John Reed
    John Reed 5 months ago

    Screw giving you the elixer... you'd share it with Trump so you could keep using him for jokes... and then we'd be stuck with Trump... forever!

  • BillyBrains Folse!
    BillyBrains Folse! 5 months ago

    He needs skinny jeans on his statue

  • Brandon Blair
    Brandon Blair 5 months ago

    Mainstream media libtard snowflakes, in this case, Stevie boy Colbert. MAGA 2020.

    RICHARD CALABRESE 5 months ago

    Colbert the only thing I would ever vote for you is being the biggest ASSHOLE EVER

  • Coach McGuirk
    Coach McGuirk 5 months ago

    But... why is the statue holding a magic wand??

  • Evon Williams
    Evon Williams 5 months ago

    I don't believe that

  • nigelft
    nigelft 5 months ago

    I think Anderson Cooper may well have had first dibs at that elixir ... how else does he keep that almost vampiric-like youth (save for his hair, but that might a side effect of it ...) ...
    But yes, second dibs should be given to RBG ... God knows, after all she has been through, a restorative is just what she needs ...

  • Europa Macmillan
    Europa Macmillan 5 months ago

    Great one

  • Muhammad Shuginubi
    Muhammad Shuginubi 5 months ago

    with all these talks around Lincolns statues...
    do you want to see him alive? Search for Zabit Magomedsharipov

  • CommentStealer
    CommentStealer 5 months ago +2

    Better idea: give the elixr to Ruth Bader Ginsburg.

  • chenxie ni
    chenxie ni 5 months ago

    Of course

  • Gene Ground Jr
    Gene Ground Jr 5 months ago

    Nothing of value here no talent and absolutely no brains nice going dummies

  • Rooster Blues
    Rooster Blues 5 months ago

    You ruined late night comedy!

  • Phack Em
    Phack Em 5 months ago

    This show sucks

  • tommy thevenot
    tommy thevenot 5 months ago

    My God, this guy is unfunny!! He never makes me laugh. Hes horrible.

  • Sasha Saffron
    Sasha Saffron 5 months ago

    Meanwhile... Late night television continues to suffocate on it's own bile

  • Judgy Judgerton
    Judgy Judgerton 5 months ago

    Mr. Colbert.
    Please tackle the Colorado police harassment situation on your show, in your own unique and graciously stylish way. It needs to be talked about daily and not just on the internet.

  • Rylee Kelly
    Rylee Kelly 5 months ago

    Give the elixir to Alex Trebek歹

  • 郕郋赲迮郇邽 邽訄 苭邽訄

    What will you do to God crucified?
    Maybe, like Pilate, you push him away?
    Indifferent to you, he does not understand
    And how is everything, from him you go away?

    Maybe you, like a Roman warrior,
    You'll hit the lanita again
    And He is again beaten and spat upon,
    Will pass on hot plates ...

    Can you tell God
    Becoming pootsdal like all those others:
    "I will live without You a bit.
    I have had a blameless life! "

    And you turn your back on Him,
    Well the heart will be torn from grief ...
    God is left, not someone else ...
    No, it is impossible to remain without Him !!!

    I will not give up on you
    For the melodies of alien songs.
    God wants instead of pathetic crumbs
    Give you the Bread of Heaven!

    Maybe this call is the last
    The sun gently pours rays.
    And in the soul of your gloomy glacier.
    It is closed, do not find the keys ...

    Jesus loves you very much
    Again stands at the closed door.
    Don't you want Him
    Heal the soul to entrust ?!

    So who will you open the soul to?
    Oh, answer now, not later !!!
    What will you do to Jesus?
    Called Christ? ...

  • Georgia Rose
    Georgia Rose 5 months ago

    Please go listen to Two of Us by Louis Tomlinson. It is a beautiful masterpiece. #TwoOfUs

  • AlmightyLydia
    AlmightyLydia 5 months ago

    Legends say lottery winners are still being called out for winning.

  • Summer McSweeney
    Summer McSweeney 5 months ago

    I'm pretty sure the elixir was adrenochrome. You should have covered one eye and through up the balphabet sign.
    Comedy to deflect! Same as always不不不

  • Jack
    Jack 5 months ago +1

    Fake laf

  • Donald Scearce
    Donald Scearce 5 months ago

    Stephen just sucks so bad I hate his shows

  • Owen Chafer
    Owen Chafer 5 months ago

    For some reason, I have a sudden..... compulsion to give Stephen the elixir.

  • Aaron
    Aaron 5 months ago

    You are loved!

  • Big Ben Yuu
    Big Ben Yuu 5 months ago

    Why are people still watching late night shows

  • blamberry
    blamberry 5 months ago

    Did you know that they did surgery on a grape?

  • 瘙璇
    瘙璇 5 months ago

    Chinese guide go home Mike money

  • 瘙璇
    瘙璇 5 months ago

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  • ZaCrazy
    ZaCrazy 5 months ago

    Watch my livestream

  • Smashing Pots
    Smashing Pots 5 months ago

    Wait 1941, so this is an expression of depression and/or world war angst.
    Thats wierd when you think of it historically. How did a public office approve this for display in the 40s?
    Do we know for a fact Rush Limbaaaagggghh was not the working in the LA courts?

  • Jofrey Lupul
    Jofrey Lupul 5 months ago

    Your show and almost all the other ones on air now were ruined by this generation of talk shows. You should be ashamed of this spewed crap. #bringbackrealtalkshowhosts

  • World Record Egg
    World Record Egg 5 months ago +1

    Meanwhile... I am looking at the comments...

  • Cole R
    Cole R 5 months ago

    Wow, a whole 5 seconds w/o any rhetoric

  • Josh M
    Josh M 5 months ago

    Is this what Americans are worried about now days

  • valar
    valar 5 months ago

    I like the meanwhile segments because I'm sick of Stephen constantly talking about Trump. His audience doesn't need any more convincing, and everyone who still loves Trump is not going to change their minds now.