How to Date Japanese Girls | Secrets Revealed

  • Published on Dec 30, 2015
  • How to date Japanese girls? The annoyingly frequent question. My friend Chiaki and I finally sat down to discuss the topic once and for all.
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Comments • 4 093

  • Mike K.
    Mike K. 13 minutes ago

    I think she’s just describing who *she’s* attracted to.. and i think she’s trolling him by saying that Japanese girls want to be like dolphins.

  • Michoulegrand
    Michoulegrand 3 days ago

    2:02 you killed me!!! Awesome!

  • yongki wijaya
    yongki wijaya 4 days ago

    funny af even i dont go to japan

  • U live u learn And regret

    idk but this dude reminds me of rusty cage just his style of speech i guess

  • Andrew Vasquez
    Andrew Vasquez 9 days ago

    Jesus Christ she’s fine

  • Uğurcan SAKIZLI
    Uğurcan SAKIZLI 10 days ago

    she's answering like an RNG

  • Aidan Cornforth
    Aidan Cornforth 11 days ago

    basically the physique of Jotaro Kujo

  • Everett Hamel reass
    Everett Hamel reass 11 days ago

    Ive been watching your vodeos for a little while but it took this old one 2 minutes to finally get me to subscribe. That was hilarious

  • Supreme Leader
    Supreme Leader 13 days ago

    Will there be subtitles?

  • blauge reskrooge
    blauge reskrooge 13 days ago

    Want to learn pick-up lines in Japanese? Head over to filthy Frank.

  • Niles Black
    Niles Black 13 days ago

    "You relax me more than a dolphin"?! The fuck?

  • Iacob Sorin
    Iacob Sorin 14 days ago

    He got so sweaty and red! Incredibly entertaining to see him this way.

  • Daniel Kinloch
    Daniel Kinloch 15 days ago

    Its hilarious how a condom add played before this

  • Gatta
    Gatta 15 days ago +2

    Wait why do they love us Americans.... they couldn't take two big hints?

  • Tobe Mulder
    Tobe Mulder 15 days ago +1


  • Jeremy Metcalf
    Jeremy Metcalf 16 days ago +1

    So Tuxedo Mask from Sailor Moon?

  • Adam Paula
    Adam Paula 16 days ago +3

    I am going to date a japan lady.... But I don't have any body properties she described.
    Plus i m skinny and lack confidence boy...Shall i just jump in water and disappear.

    • Eden
      Eden 15 days ago +1

      Adam Paula dont worry dude the harem will come

  • Deth Kok
    Deth Kok 19 days ago

    what about "you probably taste better than a dolphin sushi ;)"

  • Leszek Nagooglach
    Leszek Nagooglach 23 days ago

    You relax me more than a dinosaur... ?! It also starts with D - shouldn't make any difference...

  • Carlos Eduardo
    Carlos Eduardo 24 days ago

    Someone find his tinder😂😂

  • 777superduty
    777superduty 24 days ago


  • Rajdeep Dhara
    Rajdeep Dhara 26 days ago

    Man its your baad day I guess all the nationalities other than the brits r coming

  • Hige Mige
    Hige Mige 27 days ago look young

  • Rafael Musacchio
    Rafael Musacchio 29 days ago +2

    That's a guide how to get friendzoned.

  • druidboy76
    druidboy76 Month ago

    How do you get a big back? You lift a fucking weight you lazy pudgy fuck.

  • Ryan Cruz
    Ryan Cruz Month ago +1

    i learned so much from this now i can finally take out my anime girlfriend for food thank you so much

    • Ryan Cruz
      Ryan Cruz Month ago +1

      and no im not an in bread degenerate

  • Chester Patten field

    1.6 million loser watch this videos, me included

  • Chester Patten field

    How do I date Misty from Pokémon?

  • ChiefRocka The 1
    ChiefRocka The 1 Month ago +1

    Step 1 don't have Brown teeth like this guy

  • Thais Rechtman
    Thais Rechtman Month ago

    I was looking for how to date Japanese women for women... lol

  • Wolf Cline
    Wolf Cline Month ago

    this is hilarious

  • PatPat Lewis
    PatPat Lewis Month ago

    She liked the lines about dolphins and dinosaurs haha I think she just like the ones that have to do with animals because she finds it cute haha

  • Siberian Winds
    Siberian Winds Month ago

    That "boyfriend material" line is 11/10 to me. Cringey and pun-ny!

  • Omae Wa Mou Shindeirudesu

    tell a stranger they look like a dolphin xd

  • Never Quit
    Never Quit Month ago +1

    Canada doesn’t exist I knew it

  • Brett Suriner
    Brett Suriner Month ago

    She’s beyond cute

  • TheSavage
    TheSavage Month ago

    Tit, tinder in Tokyo

  • か か
    か か Month ago


  • Santa ana Santana
    Santa ana Santana Month ago

    How?? Just go to the escorts web:japananalgap.cum. Japanese girls love black anacondas

  • Tinman
    Tinman Month ago +2

    Last one is the best one. "Here I am. What are your other two wishes?"

  • Ádhamh Séan Cathal

    *im irish*

  • patto allen
    patto allen Month ago

    She sounds like she has spent a long time in England to me her fluency and accent is undeniable

  • You Wut
    You Wut Month ago

    Just look American and your set (well gotta be good looking) I’m moving next year it’s set lmao

  • Vincent Productions

    I have got a semi big back
    lots of veins
    and a semi sharp chin
    Japan here i come haha your prince charming is on the way.

  • Thomas Høivik
    Thomas Høivik Month ago

    she has a british accent :O

  • andres felipe mantilla molano

    i'm still waiting for tinder in tokyo

  • halolosers
    halolosers Month ago +6

    She definitely learned English from a British person. The accent pops out occasionally lol

  • Alex Smith
    Alex Smith Month ago +7

    You just walk up and say 「エッチしよう」, according to Filthy Frank

  • sammylaztv
    sammylaztv Month ago

    I think they won’t give the light of day to Latinos lol 😂

  • Jeremy thomas
    Jeremy thomas Month ago +2

    Use any Japanese regardless of ability.
    Me->omae wa mou, shindeiru

  • Charmander 8bit
    Charmander 8bit Month ago +2

    Pretty sure she is flirting with you 😄

    • ottam
      ottam Month ago

      It often feels like Japanese women are flirting with you. Often, they're just being nice.

  • Emad Amoo
    Emad Amoo Month ago +1

    dude don't give up if your not an American, Australian, Irish or French.

    GEEK VOLTAGE Month ago

    Im american😁😁😁

  • Nathan Young
    Nathan Young Month ago

    Wait.... Would I actually be attractive in Japan??? Probably not.

  • Shashank Setty
    Shashank Setty Month ago

    Lmao this is comedy gold.

  • Redchickenrollup S
    Redchickenrollup S Month ago

    1st question LETS GOOOOOO

  • The GamingViewLens
    The GamingViewLens Month ago

    Up the Irish

  • Dalton Jones
    Dalton Jones Month ago +2

    1. Respect her
    2. Respect her culture
    3. Respect her family
    4. Respect her beliefes
    5. Respect her boundaries
    6. Don't think they all want Green Cards
    7. Listen to her
    8. And, do not generalize them as all the same.
    That's it.

  • double00shotgun
    double00shotgun Month ago

    Gotta love Japan

  • Chase Sutherland
    Chase Sutherland Month ago

    I have no intentions on moving to Japan but this video gave me a load of confidence.

  • SirBds
    SirBds Month ago

    Basically white

  • J u i c e
    J u i c e Month ago

    A good vain, just one good vain

  • J u i c e
    J u i c e Month ago

    Rip british

  • Moi Moi
    Moi Moi Month ago +1

    by back, she means butt...
    normal cos asian girls being small generally it's the thing they see first

  • Maria Pryce
    Maria Pryce Month ago

    I'm from the UK, can confirm arm veins are 👌🏻

  • Gus Vs Gaming
    Gus Vs Gaming Month ago

    *Alright Ollie were in*

  • Shadowjc32
    Shadowjc32 Month ago

    I think you just killed every Kingdom Hearts fan in the audience with "I have no one to eat ice cream with"

  • Kiteh Kawasaki
    Kiteh Kawasaki Month ago

    1.6 million likes and I only have 3 boyfriends. :: cries ::

  • Miria_No6
    Miria_No6 Month ago

    You need to go on anabolic steroids if you want visible veins.

  • Aaron Eudell
    Aaron Eudell Month ago

    I love how he felt the need to drop in that he already got a Japanese girlfriend to her!
    Only needed the single vein!

  • Alexander Dammar
    Alexander Dammar 2 months ago

    Just say be a white guy ✅

  • RankedKlucker
    RankedKlucker 2 months ago

    I'm in luck. I'm part Irish and American.

  • Nathan Davies
    Nathan Davies 2 months ago

    They want you to have clear veins so they know where to poke if you piss them off.

  • Nathan Davies
    Nathan Davies 2 months ago

    They want you to have clear veins so they know where to poke if you piss them off.

  • Cloud987600
    Cloud987600 2 months ago

    Oooh im a catch in japan

  • Cynicayke
    Cynicayke 2 months ago

    Irish guys are 3rd. We're in, lads.

  • in prv
    in prv 2 months ago +1

    I'm japanese girl. He's words are fresh words that japanese man never say. But it looks like a gag.

    • Moi Moi
      Moi Moi Month ago

      really ? so how Shinjuku hunters process there ?

  • Batu Soysal
    Batu Soysal 2 months ago

    I never taught, I would be so entertained with this channel, it was a hard week for me and your videos made my day.

  • Mr. Black
    Mr. Black 2 months ago

    I have actually used the "boyfriend material" one and it did work! (this was in England, however, with someone who got my sense of humour).

  • Sir Meliodas
    Sir Meliodas 2 months ago

    American, Irish, french, Australian the worst fucking kind of scum.

  • rehiza
    rehiza 2 months ago +2

    As someone that lived in Japan for 10 years. Her answers were completely useless lol. But she is cute tho mate.

  • Quimper111
    Quimper111 2 months ago +2

    So Japansese women love getting interrupted when they speak and having the dude speaking over them all the time? Got it!

  • Gamer Boy2001
    Gamer Boy2001 2 months ago +22

    Me searching on RUclip “How to get veins on arms”😅😅

  • xESPplayer500x
    xESPplayer500x 2 months ago

    You can taste the salt coming from this guy

  • Kurosakidude
    Kurosakidude 2 months ago

    I'll also rape you like a dolphin Kappa

  • blake hebert
    blake hebert 2 months ago

    now this is the content I’m here for.

  • im the enforcer
    im the enforcer 2 months ago

    Why you sweating bro?

  • Jack Maehoffer
    Jack Maehoffer 2 months ago

    You say "real life" japanese woman but when she started talkin, i saw the beautiful japanese LOOKING Queen Elizabeth.

  • Land Of Bits
    Land Of Bits 2 months ago

    wtf veins ? also why im watching this

  • braxen Sixtwentyeight
    braxen Sixtwentyeight 2 months ago +13

    She's like 36 speaking with a 14 year old's voice

    • Rafael Musacchio
      Rafael Musacchio 22 days ago +1

      Welcome to Japan

    • Bug Eye
      Bug Eye Month ago

      braxen Sixtwentyeight like most Japanese women lmao loli borderline paedophile culture

  • badhat chat
    badhat chat 2 months ago

    Draw them on if necessary

  • Zander Tunes
    Zander Tunes 2 months ago

    Basically be master roshi 😂😂

  • Lost Nomad
    Lost Nomad 2 months ago

    X'D i laughed so hard xD but basically she described Chad Brad and Thairon .

  • Sevenstarz1216
    Sevenstarz1216 2 months ago +1

    A big back, veins, and a sharp chin...... She just described a barracuda.

  • Anthony Garcia
    Anthony Garcia 2 months ago

    That was both hilarious and informative lol

  • ayano nagata
    ayano nagata 2 months ago


  • Raz Shaikh
    Raz Shaikh 2 months ago +3

    She loved and rated high the catch up lines which emphasised intellect, confidence, and consideration of being important/desirable.....interesting.
    Strong hands, broad back and firm jaw for physical attributes...commonly desirable on an average for women across the world.

  • Im feeling sad af
    Im feeling sad af 2 months ago

    Pick up lines from a guy that lived in Tokyo and was fairly good picking up girls " you are as calming as the * insert nearby river* to me" " i know Im a Gaijin, but you make me want to end up the day at home with a glass of *insert whatever japanese beer you like* with company" " japans beauty is on its details, im happy to know that yours are just like that" " arigato?hummm... *Pause for dramatic effect* well Arigato for being the person you are" welcome folks

  • shimizu_natsuki
    shimizu_natsuki 2 months ago +2

    This really doesn't make sense to me, Japanese girls usually like tall and skinny men, and one important quality is the "attentiveness"( yasashi). There is also a big misconception about Japanese women liking dominating men -- Japanese women might not fight back directly like western women, but the ways they have to torment men can be quite surprising.

  • Andrew Thomas
    Andrew Thomas 2 months ago

    Went from searching how to make ramen at home to this popping up in my feed.... My parents give me enough crap, RUclip don't betray me