How to Date Japanese Girls | Secrets Revealed


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  • HenryManson
    HenryManson 3 минуты назад

    "hey baby, you look like a dolphin, wanna make out?" must be one of the most desperate pickup lines i ever heared!

  • Zane E
    Zane E День назад

    Japanese women are the epitome of femininity, grace, and beauty. With saying that, I kind of also like a woman that can jump in my Jeep and want to get dirty. I guess I like my women Yin and Yang

  • T crown
    T crown День назад


  • Zhenya
    Zhenya День назад

    Oddly she doesn’t look and sound Japanese...

  • da bess
    da bess 2 дня назад

    She fine

  • SLiMmcl
    SLiMmcl 3 дня назад

    "Give me some Sugar Baby" is the best pick up line in the world.
    Just 1 catch to it though.
    You need to be Bruce Campbell.

  • manuel Armenta
    manuel Armenta 5 дней назад

    It’s hard understanding women as it is and taking advice from a women on dating Japanese girl is all bad. What women want, it’s not always what they emotionally respond to. Just be a man and don’t be a push over. They hate a man who is not congruent with his words. She will not feel safe. That goes for any women. They want security.

  • Dudley Gardens
    Dudley Gardens 5 дней назад

    My friend is quite veiny.and he married a beautiful Japanese lady. Pays to be lean, but I am happily married and happily fat. 'you are my google,' fantastic!!

  • komujimaru
    komujimaru 5 дней назад

    ok English japan girls are fuckin english. try and date an actual japan girl. u know its a waste of time

  • Felipe Díaz A.
    Felipe Díaz A. 6 дней назад

    Train! You got it! XD

  • Korū Hye Kyo
    Korū Hye Kyo 6 дней назад

    It's so weird Chinese girls are more willing to date any race and it seems Koreans and Japanese only go for white which feels small minded

  • Luke Fon Fabre
    Luke Fon Fabre 7 дней назад

    2:00 *shattered*

  • Piet Parra
    Piet Parra 8 дней назад

    Never heard a girl speak cancer before.

  • biak moda
    biak moda 8 дней назад

    A Japanese lady with brasilian guy works very very well.

  • AndersonWave17
    AndersonWave17 10 дней назад

    I would have liked to have gotten a mans perspective on what japanese women want. I started losing interest when the woman said "Men must be kind, funny...." These are vague and never what women actually want/give it up for.

  • Cam
    Cam 10 дней назад

    she is such a troll hahah

  • MadCowCrazy
    MadCowCrazy 10 дней назад

    Wait wait wait!? Japanese girls want to be treated like dolphins? As in how the Japanese treat dolphins?
    So I should force her into a car (fishing boat), cut off her arms and legs (fins) to then dump her back out because I've taken the only desirable parts?

  • n
    n 11 дней назад

    all your videos are funny but this one cracks the egg >__< im laughing so hard

  • Lemonade197
    Lemonade197 12 дней назад

    If your friend are free ... " I GO FOR IT ! ! ! "

  • psalm
    psalm 12 дней назад

    She means vascularity

  • Ravager Nick
    Ravager Nick 13 дней назад


  • UDN - u_dead_now
    UDN - u_dead_now 13 дней назад

    i fucking love you hahhaahahahahhhahaahhaha

  • Angel Molina
    Angel Molina 14 дней назад

    I will tattoo my arm some vanes before go to japon.

  • R3MK NAV
    R3MK NAV 15 дней назад

    My shlong has lots of veins and the back of it smacks pretty hard want a test run?

  • Mr. Braga
    Mr. Braga 16 дней назад

    I’m so going to Japan now

  • Albace
    Albace 17 дней назад +1

    Her: wow! How did you get that jawline
    Me: MDMA

  • Big J
    Big J 17 дней назад

    So if you had a big veiny back with a tattoo of a dolphin on it, you're golden!

    THE LONE MOTH 17 дней назад

    I've got deep vein thrombosis in my cock. Japanese girls would love me.

  • Chaos Tade
    Chaos Tade 17 дней назад +1

    why would they even like american-australians-british-irish ? There is nothing attractive or sensual to those nationalities..

  • Chaos Tade
    Chaos Tade 17 дней назад

    vains? lol

  • mainstream sux
    mainstream sux 17 дней назад

    One of your funniest videos.

  • Livealive
    Livealive 18 дней назад

    Americans are a favourite.... Guess Nagasaki and Hiroshima girls would disagree.

  • Ridalia
    Ridalia 18 дней назад

    9:32 Won't you be my Japanese teacher? NEIN!

  • Yano Lavin
    Yano Lavin 19 дней назад

    Boyfriend material 10/10

  • My Kung Fu1
    My Kung Fu1 20 дней назад


  • コニーカイ
    コニーカイ 20 дней назад

    calling foreigners as foreigners features how homogenous Japan is as a country...

  • コニーカイ
    コニーカイ 20 дней назад

    this is v personal it is not a general opinion among Jap girls ummmm

  • コニーカイ
    コニーカイ 20 дней назад


  • Omri Levin
    Omri Levin 22 дня назад

    "our English is clearly rigged in favor pf the American dialect"
    -said in strong British accent

  • Blues Man
    Blues Man 22 дня назад

    Ha to funny !!!! English dudes come in last !!!

  • swirlingabyss
    swirlingabyss 22 дня назад

    Big back tips: deadlifts, rows, pullups. Eat a caloric surplus. Once your back gets hyuuuuge, go into a caloric deficit and cut down so those veins pop.

  • Guess It
    Guess It 23 дня назад

    "we want to be like a dolphin"
    Ok, that's just a straight up reference to Gerald from South Park

  • John S.
    John S. 23 дня назад

    Holy shit, her accent gave me the most confused hard on I've ever had.

  • WeaponXGamer
    WeaponXGamer 25 дней назад

    American Check
    Funny Check
    Kindness Check
    Gentleman when i feel like it
    Veins check
    Sharp chin check

    hmmmmmm but i dont like anyone. Someone help me fall in love my parents think im gay. :(

  • WeaponXGamer
    WeaponXGamer 25 дней назад

    for every female friend i've had they always say they like it when they see veins

  • Rim Rim
    Rim Rim 27 дней назад


  • michael patterson
    michael patterson 28 дней назад

    SCOOOOOOOORE, now i really need to go there

  • Drewsel
    Drewsel 29 дней назад

    That was a really good Dennis Reynolds impression at the beginning.

  • Daniel San GMR
    Daniel San GMR 29 дней назад

    Didn't knew Captain Disillusion had a Living in Japan Channel

  • Minong Maniac
    Minong Maniac Месяц назад

    She ment "main vein".

  • Logic Makes Sense
    Logic Makes Sense Месяц назад +1

    Tinder works well in large cities... small to medium sized cities not so much. You can be a 7 in a small town and hardly find a match. 7's in Los Angeles, Chicago, and New York on the other hand do very well.

  • aoeu256
    aoeu256 Месяц назад +1

    Speak anything in English ,and never say anything in Japanese : (

  • Lumios
    Lumios Месяц назад

    Good Lord, she's so cute

  • geeking out
    geeking out Месяц назад

    Won't even try
    But still like the advice on yet again a great RUclip show.
    But too scary even in my own country lol

  • North Dragon
    North Dragon Месяц назад

    Why is he so sweaty? Like every moment in front of her is too hot for him to handle

  • jyoti proy
    jyoti proy Месяц назад +1

    5:05 gotta start to learn Japanese now!!!

  • kristynewin
    kristynewin Месяц назад

    some guy at my college used the "you look like my ex girlfriend" pickup line on me...0/10

  • Rafael White
    Rafael White Месяц назад +1

    I can confirm about the big back and having vascularity (vein) helps. Don't know about the chin.

  • Jacob Curless
    Jacob Curless Месяц назад

    Her: Hey boy
    Me: You look like a dolphin!

  • Ronald Ramirez
    Ronald Ramirez Месяц назад

    When she says veins she is probably referring to some level of vascularity, so I guess working out and not skipping back day and be fairly lean is ++ lol

  • Daniel Polanco
    Daniel Polanco Месяц назад

    Dude try again. Pick another girl. This girl was weird. Get a normal one.

  • GreenSamurai580
    GreenSamurai580 Месяц назад +1

    It's a trap !

  • Dylan Williams
    Dylan Williams Месяц назад +1

    The purple vein

  • barbie barf
    barbie barf Месяц назад

    Are ya trying to flirt mate? Lol.

  • GameX-10
    GameX-10 Месяц назад +1

    Seems as thought the odds are stacked towards Americans. Welp, time to get moving to Japan.

  • The Shadow Man
    The Shadow Man Месяц назад

    Yanks and jail brits ( Australians ) are a dime a dozen

  • Antichrist
    Antichrist Месяц назад

    How come all your Japanese friends have a slight British twang, is it because of you or just a thing.

  • Rudy R
    Rudy R Месяц назад +1

    Looks like I'm going to start to do pull ups

  • Naoyuki Murakami
    Naoyuki Murakami Месяц назад

    Hmmm a new half.. rofl

  • raul castillo
    raul castillo Месяц назад +2

    *has the ability to go out and ask several thousand females in tokyo

    Asks one person

  • byZero_
    byZero_ Месяц назад

    To be fair - it is a 12 minute video not a 10 minutes one...

  • Craig Lish
    Craig Lish Месяц назад

    Love this. So funny. 👍👍😁😁

  • IXm2unvrz
    IXm2unvrz Месяц назад

    "an actual, real-life Japanese girl"

  • Tropical Viking
    Tropical Viking Месяц назад

    This was hilarious to me because where i'm from ladies don't like to see too many veins ... seems like it creeps them out .. i personally don't like a lot of veins either ... keep it to your hands , maybe when you flex ... but if it's all the time, i'd actually avoid you physically XD
    What i've gotten from those lines ... is ... don't be too cheesy ... try to be confident but casual and add a little humor (not too much, not too little) to your conversation, change things up every now and again

  • Reichsführer Heinrich Himmler
    Reichsführer Heinrich Himmler Месяц назад

    It's all good my British brothers, Americans are basically bootleg British anyway!

  • Randal the Cat
    Randal the Cat Месяц назад

    Do y’all ever wish u can put pictures in your comments

  • TheSylfaein
    TheSylfaein Месяц назад

    Visible veins AND a sharp chin? Goodness me, i'm sure to score! xD
    (Gotta make sure to shave the beard off, though...)

  • Johnny Cage
    Johnny Cage Месяц назад +3

    That's a nice looking Japanese lady, oulala.....

  • Misako -san
    Misako -san Месяц назад

    As a Japanese girl, I do not accept this!

  • John Tiller
    John Tiller Месяц назад

    Even the Japanese know that English are very fond of not bathing where Japanese Are very fond of bathing Japanese know that it a fact that English man do not like or enjoy a good onsen because the English dislike bathing

  • ScubaStovez Here
    ScubaStovez Here Месяц назад

    You are so fucking funny u turn into a charming smart gentleman and then into a foul-mouthed comedian btw she sounds like an idiot with that accent

  • Karl White
    Karl White Месяц назад

    "Your back can never be too big"'

  • Renato Ibarra
    Renato Ibarra Месяц назад

    Hey is it just me or is that broad hella demanding?

  • Nirupom Bose Roy
    Nirupom Bose Roy Месяц назад

    Damn it Kakarot!

  • Isabella Lauv
    Isabella Lauv Месяц назад +1

    Are there any lesbian japanese girls

  • ヒストリアレイス
    ヒストリアレイス Месяц назад


  • Ren Lim
    Ren Lim Месяц назад

    i really dig it!! look what kind of material my clothing made of.. hahaha girlfriend material. haahha

  • Bilal Hussain
    Bilal Hussain Месяц назад +12

    I have a big back, a lot of veins and sharp chin. Sound more like medical conditions than attractive traits. But I think I have good chance mate.

  • VEZON Senpai
    VEZON Senpai Месяц назад

    All I want is a Japanese girlfriend

  • If Only
    If Only Месяц назад

    The best way to get a girl friend in Japan is by screaming “Ecchi Shiyo” (pronounced “Eh-Chee Shee-yo”) at her. As loud as you can. It gets em every time.

  • Apache
    Apache Месяц назад

    There is no secret about dating Japanese girls
    she loves suki she loves fuki

  • Jokage
    Jokage Месяц назад

    You can get a big back by working out, and with the veins it means in low body fat and higher in muscle. A sharp chin/ jawline is more genetic but if you lose weight you lose it everywhere so you can get one but some are sharper than other.

  • Indulge Me
    Indulge Me Месяц назад

    So is this lovely lady taken by a big veined, big shouldered sharp chin? If not I volunteer as tribute.

  • SSB Beat
    SSB Beat Месяц назад

    4:00 that sounds like a dbz character aspect XD

  • suiken
    suiken Месяц назад

    Most girls who asks you to teach them english are gaijin hunters. And some of them are only dating you for free english lessons.

  • Paul Cain
    Paul Cain Месяц назад

    Lol 😂 Really enjoyed this video.... Bro you can do as a USA accent easy lol 😱😂👍🏾

  • Mark Bondar
    Mark Bondar Месяц назад

    By "Veins" I thinks she means what Bodybuilders call "DEFINITION",......simply LOW body fat which makes muscles and veins very prominent !

    DEFACTO9 Месяц назад

    Like every Woman on the planet, she likes aspects of good health... these things are best achieved going to the Gym/doing a sport/eating ultra heathy food. THE SAME MESSAGE OVER AND OVER!. GET ACTIVE & EAT WELL. SIMPLE.

  • Lightning Dreams
    Lightning Dreams Месяц назад

    Vascular beefy cut men are their types huh...
    It's like the holy mother land for all athletes 😍

  • Allex Sanchez
    Allex Sanchez Месяц назад

    Damn almost all she mentioned is caucasian
    No hope for southeast asian like me😭😭😭