Meanwhile... Super Gonorrhea

  • Published on Feb 21, 2019
  • It's a bird... It's a plane... It's super gonorrhea!
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  • Ricardo Terrazas
    Ricardo Terrazas 6 days ago

    i'm marketing joke was fucking brilliant

  • Hoodoo Man
    Hoodoo Man Month ago

    I am old and Crusty and acquiring Super "Gonorrhea is the least of my worries. I am more concerned about Diarrhea.

  • Rory Kempf
    Rory Kempf 2 months ago

    Untreatable strains have in Taiwan, Vietnam and other Asian areas where they have sex vacations for the wealthy been around for quite some time now. Some military were getting it in Seoul in the 70's and 80's. When new treatment comes along the bug evolves.

  • Francisco DaGausser
    Francisco DaGausser 2 months ago

    *The Historian's Visit to the Doctor*
    Like John of Gaddesden
    Are these doctors of parables
    no Hippocrates, nor Galen
    was writ on their tables
    A 'Rosa Anglica'
    an "ultimo insurexxit"
    their best-written physicka
    are chirurgeon's complexes
    Rhazes hands of gold
    Is their latest operation
    No, Culpeper would want be told
    Of their Yperman menstruation
    Frugard’s “Rogerina”
    Is what they all practice
    And “Rosa Medicinae”
    For hemorrhoid a**es
    Like John of Gaddesden
    And, Freudian finks
    We should look to the Romans
    And, poison their drinks
    "Serpents as Remedies"
    Is just what I see
    cautery and barbers
    Of a Renaissance p**
    -F. Nienow

  • tomitstube
    tomitstube 2 months ago

    super gonorrhea and bingo brawling, get that girl scout cookie marketer and we have a reality show.... meanwhile...

  • Tixe 100
    Tixe 100 2 months ago

    The coupling near the glowing buckets produced either super ghonorrhea-or trump.

  • Diana February
    Diana February 2 months ago

    All origins of microbes come in on shooting stars. Ever seen a shooting star? See how it dissipates at the very end? That’s the dispersal of newly arrived bacteria/virus/microbes that caught the last meteorite to earth. Interplanetary space travel for really tiny aliens.

  • iEuno1
    iEuno1 2 months ago

    Do not confuse Uranium with Urine, and do not mix them either, too much ammonium has a strong smells which, mixed with Uranium, can be bad.

  • Tsukuyomi no Mikoto
    Tsukuyomi no Mikoto 2 months ago

    I remember when this was a joke on two broke girls

  • Rocio Monserrátt
    Rocio Monserrátt 3 months ago

    Bingo seating at the nursing home is no joke Stephen be advised. Heads will roll. I have seen seniors come (close) to blows over seating arrangements in the bingo room at the nursing home.

  • SixFeetUndr101
    SixFeetUndr101 3 months ago +1

    Donald Trump - Super Gonorrhea's Patient Zero. (Probably)

  • joseph bodden
    joseph bodden 3 months ago

    super gonorrhea will take out Thanos... well, serves him right for screwing half the Universe's population.

  • Stoutaragua
    Stoutaragua 3 months ago

    I miss David Letterman. This guy can't hold a candle to David Letterman.

  • Tim D
    Tim D 3 months ago

    Thank God I last saw the Grand Canyon in 82. 😲😏

  • Comfortably numb.
    Comfortably numb. 3 months ago

    This is Trump's fault in more ways than one

  • Sak Boun
    Sak Boun 4 months ago

    1:26 Jose Cuervo train is old news... I was on it two years ago and the rumor is true - all you can drink tequila. In fact, drink was pour since 9am when I first got on. More drinks to sample at the distillery. More drinks a the show. More drinks at the farm. Finally more drinks on my bus back home at 10 pm.

  • Stephen Cotton
    Stephen Cotton 4 months ago +1

    When you loudly exclaimed “Meanwhile Mania, people are calling it meanwhile mania” - it so reminded me of Trump... that is exactly what he does... people are saying...

  • Sanchit Desai
    Sanchit Desai 4 months ago +1

    Put a glove on it lol😂😂

  • Albert Elnen
    Albert Elnen 4 months ago

    Thanks yellow helicopter will protect him.

  • Don donny
    Don donny 4 months ago

    Waait a second.
    400 times the health limit?
    No way. Ive been there dozens of times.
    Nothing bad has happened to me.
    does anyone know where to buy really really stout fingernail clippers?
    My third hand just has the thickest nails.

  • Annie
    Annie 5 months ago

    Meanwhile... Trump is spreading Super Syphilis.

  • George Costarica
    George Costarica 5 months ago

    Meanwhile, Jerry Seinfeld was caught raping a sex slave and stomping on infants in high heels while screaming the "n word". All while eating cereal from a bowl of water as starving children from Africa were forced to watch.

  • George Costarica
    George Costarica 5 months ago

    Jose hasn't invited the likes of Frank Gallagher yet

  • George Costarica
    George Costarica 5 months ago +1

    H3h3's ethan and hila had still born.

  • Kattitude Games
    Kattitude Games 5 months ago

    But the Grand Canyon source was Fox News... so probably bullshit.

  • TFOS
    TFOS 5 months ago

    Goddamn Emperor Palpatine losing his shit in the back

  • tanya brooks
    tanya brooks 5 months ago

    MEANWHILE! So sexy.

  • Darth Lord MGTOW
    Darth Lord MGTOW 6 months ago

    Yes we loves the meanwhile 😍

  • A Desiree’
    A Desiree’ 6 months ago


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    400 times the norm? Not great, but not terrible.

  • John smith
    John smith 6 months ago

    Instead of Stephen Colbert making fun of people catching preventable diseases Stephen should be quoting from the bible on how to live a productive, happy and healthy life.

    • 2l84t
      2l84t 6 months ago +1

      Instead of john criticizing Stephen Colbert perhaps john should learn Capitalization . Bible, ok ? I'm not a believer but I respect .

  • earthdog1961
    earthdog1961 6 months ago

    Not socially appropriate with all those mentality superior spouses ! ! !
    Hope one don't kill me.

  • 刘宇龙
    刘宇龙 7 months ago


  • Depcom
    Depcom 8 months ago

    LMAO! That Super Gonorrhoea picture looks like trumps hairdo.

  • Alberto M. Garcia
    Alberto M. Garcia 8 months ago

    Sorry but the tequila train is old news. I had done it like 10 years ago with good tequila, Herradura not the worse Tequila ever.

  • niospartan
    niospartan 8 months ago

    The 79 year old that took an 86 year olds seat was the Senate being uncivil to each other.

  • Solariis TrippleEight
    Solariis TrippleEight 8 months ago

    this guy is a damned molloch, too bad dave is gone. its called 2 mile island fool

  • faaacker
    faaacker 8 months ago

    Using a celebrity's picture to sell products is illegal but they will let her get away with it. Now imagine the outrage if a boy use the bikini picture of a woman.

  • Louie Macias
    Louie Macias 8 months ago

    Open up the clinic😏

  • Topper Harley
    Topper Harley 8 months ago +1

    Condoms people, CONDOMS

  • Sarah Nyb
    Sarah Nyb 8 months ago

    Little do you know girl scouts 😈

  • Anthony Marquez
    Anthony Marquez 8 months ago +1


  • The Adventures Of Frilbo

    Super gonnorhea finally made its way into the marvel heroes collection and has been confirmed as the strongest character developed even taking over the no. 1 spot and will be releasing after 2020 elections as it will make the economy of u.s flowing with money ...Xp

  • King Nobody
    King Nobody 8 months ago

    here in Canada we face many dangers, but none so great as the dreaded Bingo Granny. These super-predators have no conscience, no empathy... Now we can talk about how they got that way but first we MUST bring them to heel.

  • gaby's blog
    gaby's blog 8 months ago

    I'm in Guadalajara!!

  • Christiana Murray
    Christiana Murray 8 months ago

    It's not just the clap, it's the applause

  • DarkLord75253
    DarkLord75253 8 months ago

    So is no one questioning why there were buckets of uranium just sitting around for decades? ....buckets ... of uranium.

  • Hoodoo Man
    Hoodoo Man 8 months ago

    Do I get a chancre with that Super Gonorrhea? Or does that only come with the Super Syphilis?

  • Hoodoo Man
    Hoodoo Man 8 months ago

    Bingo Brawl at the OK Corral and rest home! "10-4 big buddy, sending in the SWAT team."

  • Deena James
    Deena James 8 months ago

    People actually find this sh*t funny?

  • andeace23
    andeace23 8 months ago

    Now this is the Colbert I remember. Keep doing stuff like this!

  • Dancing With Nature
    Dancing With Nature 8 months ago


  • The Adrenalized Artist
    The Adrenalized Artist 8 months ago

    Now that Girl Scout’s mom is a genius :)

  • Katya Vinogradova
    Katya Vinogradova 8 months ago

    I love how they circled back to Super Gonorrhea. Really pushing for that July 2019 release date.

  • Nightstone
    Nightstone 8 months ago

    Super Gonorrhea: New and Improved STD Formula. Guaranteed to obliterate your crotch.

  • Alex Aziaklo
    Alex Aziaklo 8 months ago

    Mr. Stark, I don’t feel so good...

  • Valerie Tang
    Valerie Tang 8 months ago +1

    Dear super amazing person reading this,
    I hope you have a super awesome day! If you don’t think you did, just remember that there's always something to be happy about. It’s the simplest things that can easily make us happy. Be friendly, nice and help each other out. If you are feeling sad or down , remember that there's always hope. Even if all the doors are closed there's still a window. You are awesome, and you are amazing. You are loved and someone cares about you. Be happy, laugh, smile! Suicide is NEVER the answer. Fact is I'm terrified by how easily someone could take their own life. Please stay, there's HOPE! You are smart, beautiful, handsome, wayyyy stronger than you think. Someone loves and cares about you. You're worth it, you're good enough, you're not a failure, you're not a piece of trash. Believe in yourself!!
    I know some people don't like this and will hate, but i just want more people to be happy and to spread more positive energy. I'm not doing this for myself, I just wanna spread the joy to everyone. Maybe I did make some grammar mistakes and spelled something wrong, but I’m just a kid. I’m writing this cuz i wanna make everyone happy:)

  • Hayley Warner
    Hayley Warner 8 months ago

    Dislikes are from social justice warriors getting offended by the std-girl scouts bit.

  • Jeremy
    Jeremy 8 months ago

    That seems more worrisome than funny.

  • Pamela Borst
    Pamela Borst 8 months ago

    Love them to me they are all beautiful and there babies are even more natural ! Kris is a beautiful woman !