Monologue: Barr Fight | Real Time with Bill Maher (HBO)

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  • fastermx
    fastermx 4 days ago

    Can ANYONE think of a worse time for a gay person to run for president? Even as a Dem? Homophobia is NOT limited to the Rs. It's everywhere. Pete may have wonderful ideas, even great qualifications, but he would be a "for-sure-loser." It's not his fault, but he's not being realistic to even hope to win. Moreover, most Americans never even heard of him till a few months ago. Why is he running? Hearing his views, he sounds great. But that's not enough. Not in America today. Biden would be good, too, and he is loved by many. But he doesn't have the kind of GRIT it will take to beat the fascists. Not even a woman, or a person of color will have a chance in 2020. Later, sure, but not in an election where we can't afford to lose even ONE VOTE. My choice would be Al Franken, but he's not running. He should, because he really COULD WIN. The Rs were afraid of him, just as a Senator. Which proves that he'd be equal to anything they can throw at him.

  • Object
    Object 5 days ago

    ;'Trump tax returns' are the same as 'Obamas birth certificate'

  • Jah Senor
    Jah Senor 14 days ago

    Bill Maher you're obsolete. You actually stuck with the dems through all of their lies that have been exposed. YOU ARE FULL OF SHIT. I'M black and I will never vote democratic again. Trump 2020. BUILD THE DAMN WALL.

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    There likely was spying in fact.

  • psycleen
    psycleen 17 days ago

    dalio behind barrs

  • Terri Pickens
    Terri Pickens 19 days ago

    I surrender take me to your leader Bill Maher for President, Sir Stewart Veep...

  • DeathToTheLeft DieDieDie

    Bill Barr was awesome.
    Trump is innocent.
    All leftist scum owe our president an apology.
    Fuck you too bill..

  • marlonious
    marlonious 24 days ago

    Hide your animals. Terry from Kentucky is feeling a little randy LOL

  • S.James Krise
    S.James Krise 27 days ago

    I was just watching some old Bill Maher stuff. On some JESUS thumper channel. They say his guest was competing with Bill & won. Bill should hang out with more thieves and prostitutes. And watered down wine and win the competition. Don't call it a come comback! Yes Jesus loves even you. He might do a magic trick and give money for a b.j. from "donations" (Aggressive Panhandling) from the magic show.

  • svenm sandity
    svenm sandity 27 days ago

    We accept all immigrants i find it funny trump thinks this is a threat because i can sneak a assault riffle across the border in America whats stopping them from just moving

  • Calvin Bottoms
    Calvin Bottoms 28 days ago +1


  • Corey Holt
    Corey Holt 29 days ago

    3 mexican countries?!?!? Hahahaha holy shit. What a perfect picture

  • Jeremy Mettler
    Jeremy Mettler 29 days ago

    So you all so American you don't know what America is or what protects it from enmy within . Fake ass idiot Americans . This country built on a government by they people for the people but they knew people worms and idiots . Why they made it protected from fake ass idiot Americans . Yet if all Americans do worthless they to dumbass to know unbiased unopionated fact checked news is America and press supposed to watch the worms for us . Even if Americans supposed to Know how to check it it's idiot proof you fake fucks . All news in America supposed to be close to the same or there's a problem dipshits . If hear any bio's or opinions you supposed to say do something worthless worm fake as fuck idiot pissface Americans all eye see sorry fucks

  • FaustusFBI 3760
    FaustusFBI 3760 29 days ago

    What else is there to do when entrapped in a land of hicks? (hint, New Mexico). Join the Steves and bullies in the cities? Join the Church of Satan like everyone else who hates them? Nah, I'll just die posting rude comments.

  • timmy timmytimmy
    timmy timmytimmy 29 days ago

    15? i got your "guy code" fags
    get to the greek^^ idea guy mike - olympics butt stuff

    also this is kinda important considering speading hiv on purpose is an act of war.

    People also ask
    What was the purpose of the Pan American Conference of 1889?
    Pan-American conferences, various meetings between representatives of some or all of the independent states of the Western Hemisphere (Canada usually excluded). Between 1826 and 1889, several meetings between American states were held to discuss problems of common defense and juridical matters.

    i should point out that although im shitting on CARL... a lot he's not wrong about the media.
    but you alrdy knew that didn't you? i was still a kid when 911 happened
    what was in building 7? hmmmmmmm

  • timmy timmytimmy
    timmy timmytimmy 29 days ago

    that thumb ^^
    and u know what groups of people make up this crowd dont u Fredrick?
    btw and someone pay me for doing actually professor type stuff instead of pimping "your" sexbots err daughters

  • Rebecca Bunch
    Rebecca Bunch Month ago +1

    Hearing/seeing an overuse/repeating of "actually", "wow" and other words/phrases? Learn more about the conspiracy on facebook @ColePhoenixWolvesforHire. Allegedly.

  • Studi Tudi
    Studi Tudi Month ago

    If liberals loved the immigrants so much why not take them.

    • drouel
      drouel 28 days ago

      Studi Tudi does it matter? Robtics and AI are here to stay and will hit some growth spurts quickly, a few decades there won't be any jobs left from sex robots to driverless trailer trucks romba and robot lawn mowers cashier less Macdonald etc. We’ll evolve into jabba the huts

  • timmy timmytimmy
    timmy timmytimmy Month ago

    fifty cents short

  • Clear Blue
    Clear Blue Month ago

    I just saw the video where you called the Covington kid a prick. You sir, are a shriveled old prick with no balls.

  • timmy timmytimmy
    timmy timmytimmy Month ago

    windows 98 called ^^ gonna get ya

  • sac man
    sac man Month ago +1

    yeah were just the United States of selling out your own country by promoting socialism, selling uranium to our enemies , letting the Russian's take a UN backed country's property and sovereignty, giving 30 billion in gold and fiat to the largest sponsor of terrorism who then buy Chines weapons to kill our boys in the Middle East, then allow unskilled workers to flood our country to financially break our back not to mention giving everyone an any Medical care including those illegals... is a picture starting to develop for anyone or I am the only one that thinks the liberals are not for America???? Despite Trumps flaws his actions speak volumes in comparison to what the democrats actions are...Better American economy, job growth including highest employment for minorities, and women

  • sac man
    sac man Month ago

    I am gay so I am the most qualified ...silly sense

  • Karel Haal
    Karel Haal Month ago

    The US is gearing up to a 2nd civil war, but now between democrats and republicans.
    No worry about the arms and Amunition, there is sufficient available to have mass shooting events

    • drouel
      drouel 28 days ago

      Is it? Who's gearing up for this civil war? Far right repubs? I'm always seeing talk of civil war from you haters.. Rediculous... Keep dumbing us down

  • paulus Storteboom
    paulus Storteboom Month ago

    Bill have Trump syndrome.. Its funny that Trump made prison reform after 8 years of Obama! Liberals are so hypocritical about illegals..

    • Duane Pigden
      Duane Pigden Month ago

      paulus Storteboom -- trump signed it, others did the work.

  • D MAN
    D MAN Month ago +1

    democrats will be th end of America

  • Jedi Monk
    Jedi Monk Month ago

    hes not funny

  • amiho gatai
    amiho gatai Month ago

    barr is a consigliere on the cheap for a flamboyant, cheap bumbling crime boss. i mean he auditioned for it with a pseudo scholarly article.

  • The Best
    The Best Month ago +1

    Hey Bill.......When will you apologize to mr. President Trump?
    Come on....Will you be a real man or just another soyboy?

    • The Best
      The Best 28 days ago

      +drouel One more.
      I know it is hard for you to comprehend; but Trump is the actual President.... You Moron, snowflake. Get ready for 4 more years of a head full of rocks, bubbles and below average intelligence presidency.

    • The Best
      The Best 28 days ago

      +drouel Wait you are saying you KNOW how smart or what kind of "head" the President has? If you are SOOOOOOOOO much better than Trump why is he the President? Oh... because you are a loser. Can't even manage your own bills; but you will tell us how the President ( TRUMP) is a bubbly, rock headed below average human. You're so awesome.

    • The Best
      The Best 28 days ago

      +drouel Oh... So you are saying that you could do better than Trump? You obviously don't have an air bubble and rock, below human average head. So you could give The U. S. A. a better economy? You could make better Trade deals? You could manage an entire country when just about every low life know nothing is against you better than Trump? You could do better? I would love to hear what you have done for the U.S.A. in the past 2 years. Anything?

    • drouel
      drouel 28 days ago

      The Best I agree if trump was actual a president but with a head full of rocks and air bubbles he is barely a below average human

  • The Best
    The Best Month ago +1

    Bill is such a tool. The guy would be nowhere if he couldn't bash Trump. He is too afraid to admit Trump rocked hs world and he likes it.

  • Therone Dawson
    Therone Dawson Month ago +3

    I feel like we are living in a Harry Potter movies without Harry Potter.
    Okay, I had to check it what Bill said that Kentucky outlaw beastiality. OMG it is true.

  • Noel Harris
    Noel Harris Month ago +4

    Barr.. William Barr a real student of white privileges

  • JaY Dell
    JaY Dell Month ago

    These fake laughs tho

  • Jack Hackman
    Jack Hackman Month ago +5

    Yes the law states the IRS shall deliver....well lets see if the USA is a country of law or a country of Dictator Trump.

  • timmy timmytimmy
    timmy timmytimmy Month ago

    the penguin problem in tech
    the ADA Initiative

    Damore, Google, And the PRoblem in Tech
    5min Shut it Down (echochambers- how do those work? )

    Mary Gardiner is an Australian Linux programmer who was director of operations at the Ada Initiative, described as a "non-profit organization dedicated to increasing participation of women in open technology and culture". She was a council member of Linux Australia until September 2011. Wikipedia
    Organization founded: Ada Initiative

    i got traps too

  • Wacko Jacko
    Wacko Jacko Month ago

    "This is what we used to call: a law"...............right, like the law that you can't cross the border illegally, if you're a foreigner. Remember when we actually used to enforce laws?

  • timmy timmytimmy
    timmy timmytimmy Month ago

    Lord of the Juggalos
    Intel Loco

  • timmy timmytimmy
    timmy timmytimmy Month ago

    u get that thing i sent ya ?

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  • Gary Crew
    Gary Crew Month ago

    Big thumb,s down for Bill. With the Barr/ Muller report out it will be smooth sailing on liberal tears.

  • Nightstone
    Nightstone Month ago +1

    Kentucky Beastiality: that could explain why Bitch McConnell looks like a turtle.

  • Zalman
    Zalman Month ago

    I get out of rightfully paying HBO by seeing Bill Maher delayed, on RUclip (I'm stealing their work). On the weeks he's there. Seems like he's there about half the time, or less. Maybe I'm paying HBO more than it's worth.

    TAX COW FARTS Month ago

    Anybody who takes this seriously would have to be a first rate moron. This guy is straight up lying about numerous things that are serious issues for America moving forward. The evidence for corruption from Obama's D.O.J. and the Hilary campaign is overwhelming. We know she rigged the primary based on podesta's emails. She sure as hell didn't stop there...
    There's a paper trail which proves the corruption that's alleged, and there have been multiple firings and resignations within the FBI. Maher knows he's full of shit, and he knows his audience is uninformed, ignorant and dumb. Notice they never bring anyone conservative on this show to refute his b.s.. They want an echochamber to promote their narratives.
    Weaponizing the I.R.S. to go after presidents, spying on presidential campaigns, appointing special counsels to investigate people and not crimes. This is third world politics. Maher is a scumbag p.o.s. for defending his party of lowlifes.
    These shows don't age well. Maher said there were no caravans, he said there was no crisis at the border. Now he's claiming there was no spying. This imbecile is never right about anything, and Trump keeps proving that he's right, and he's because he's right he's consistently winning, same as he said he would do during his campaign. Those who could dispute this fact have no idea what's going on in the world. If you actually watch this guy and believe that you're being informed then you are well out of touch. In fact you're being purposely misled.

  • Jasper Crikey
    Jasper Crikey Month ago

    Hope bill Maher’s ratings are ok after the canceling of the Russia investigation

  • Patrick Modell
    Patrick Modell Month ago

    Ever notice that you NEVER see an actual live audience at Bill Mayers shows?? Also...have you noticed its the same laugh track they have been using since like2014?

  • Steven Judkins
    Steven Judkins Month ago

    Bill Maher touts California! It's a third world country!

  • Kenny Redd
    Kenny Redd Month ago

    Say, just called on the staff at Fox to learn the English language. I bet you wish one of your staff had the forethought to confirm that you knew how to properly pronounce the word 'bestiality'. Is there a chance it was misspelled on the teleprompter...your staff needs English lessons too?

  • PhantomHT1320
    PhantomHT1320 Month ago

    fukkin savage

  • Tim Vermeulen
    Tim Vermeulen Month ago

    Learn the fucking language! HAHAHAHA!

  • Richard Postma
    Richard Postma Month ago

    Happy Trump 2020 Everyone!

  • McDouche77
    McDouche77 Month ago +1

    Democrats need to move on and start laying out their platform. I know Trump is a POS but Democrats are not showing me any improvements.

  • robert hicks
    robert hicks Month ago

    Its funny he talks about law but ignores the law that to call for them, they have to have a legal reason. A fishing trip is not a legal reason.
    As far as the cop goes, yes, you can ask things like that. IF he was speeding before he put his lights on, you can make him give himself a ticket.
    I guess in the elite communist circle of California, this is what is considered funny.

  • Pamela Cass
    Pamela Cass Month ago +3

    Perhaps Canada should start thinking about a border wall to save themselves from us. We're literally lost here.

  • Skull Raven
    Skull Raven Month ago

    I am going to laugh if Donald Trump gets re-elected and even if he doesn't,I will still be voting for him.As for Bill Maher,he shouldn't even be called a comedian because he is not funny and politically biased

  • Clubber Lang
    Clubber Lang Month ago

    Hey Bill, the majority of American's don't care about who's gay, bi-racial, punk rocker, etc! We care about REAL issues! For some reason these clowns think open borders, socialism, late term abortion, sanctuary cities, and free stuff is a winning message going into 2020! Oh, and nonsense investigations and identity/race politics don't help either!

  • Michael Padilla
    Michael Padilla Month ago

    FU ..Trump!

  • linda smith
    linda smith Month ago +1

    Mr. Maher has mostly liberal ideas except when it comes to Isreal and Moslems where he is an absolute reactionary.
    F.. you bill.
    I used to like you.

  • Eric L
    Eric L Month ago

    Gotta love how humiliated maher has been lately

  • Vette Vegas
    Vette Vegas Month ago +1

    TRUMP (in best Darth Vader voice): "Bill, I am your Father....."

    • Vette Vegas
      Vette Vegas Month ago

      +Deanna Robertson I'm old, so not sure what l.p. means in your post. LOL! Back in the day it refered to a 33rpm record album, in contrast to a 45rpm single. So yes, I originally saw Darth Vader on the silver screen, as was meant to be seen. LOLOL! I'm sure Bill would get the humor as intended.

    • Deanna Robertson
      Deanna Robertson Month ago

      Vette Vegas l.p.

  • Steve D
    Steve D Month ago

    And what if those sanctuary cities then extended a warm welcome and bought each new arrival a gun and a ticket to the brain dead heartland or Palm Beach or somewhere else not so welcoming to them..

  • Analogous to Tower 7 : Ameaning

    "During this preliminary period the position of the liberal bourgeoisie became increasingly untenable. They found themselves more and more in the very difficult situation of moderate democrats trying to uphold abstract ideals of law and order at a time when passions were running deep. Significant also in relation to modern problems is the loss of any strong commitment to the old order. By the second quarter of the sixteenth century whatever emotional attachment there may have been to Genevan institutions was largely replaced by habit. This situation gave a tremendous advantage to those who challenged the status quo. The challengers knew what they wanted to destroy; the defenders were uncertain about the value of what they wished to keep. The absence of anyone able or willing to undertake the intellectual defense of Catholicism is particularly striking. In its ineffective attempts to preserve order the Council gave scarcely any indication that its members felt deeply about the old order. For this reason, among others, it played into the hands of the revolutionary reformers."
    [Political Power & Social Theory, Barrington Moore, Jr., 1965, Ch.1: Totalitarian Elements in Pre-Industrial Societies]

  • Michael Meyers
    Michael Meyers Month ago

    Bill Maher, the whiny little bitch

  • HereIgoAgain
    HereIgoAgain Month ago

    To be or not to bee, that is the buzz. Fun fact: USA lacks an official language. Therewithtofore, spell as thou wishes.

  • Eazy Street
    Eazy Street Month ago +1

    Barr just wants to sit on Trumps SWEATY lap and get lots of kisses.

  • Cheryl Moss
    Cheryl Moss Month ago

    From the comments find it strange that some would want a person to be convicted of a crime of which they are innocent. I guess human baseness makes some proud. One looks at Maher to see .

  • Taurus 66
    Taurus 66 Month ago

    This crap isn't funny, it's real..being introduced and softened with humor...until it affects you personally.

  • Goldenrod636
    Goldenrod636 Month ago +1

    With how the people at Fox and Friends spell words, its no wonder that Trump likes them. They have the same level of intelligence. XD

  • barry Amato
    barry Amato Month ago

    Laws? We don't need no stinking laws.

  • Jordan Angle
    Jordan Angle Month ago

    Still no mention of Tulsi Gabbard what a shame....#tulsi2020

    BILL MURRAY Month ago

    Sounds like Bill paraphrased Andrew Dice Clay for a few seconds.
    Anybody else catch it?

  • Subversively Surreal

    Now: Listen to it again, and really, really listen to the: 1950’s #LaughTrack...!! #Sorry->> ‘Not LIVE ‘!

  • zgrillo2004
    zgrillo2004 Month ago

    you really are a fucking asshole. how about we kill you instead! you arrogant son of a bitch

  • No Name
    No Name Month ago

    Someone please kill Trump and Barr.

  • Stephen Bennetts
    Stephen Bennetts Month ago

    Wow... this is still a cringey TDS show. These guys wouldn't have a job if Trump wasn't around. Lucky for Bill, Kimmel, that pommy git, and Noah, that they are ensuring Trump will be there for another four years. Keep it up.

  • Alfred Colley
    Alfred Colley Month ago

    Canned laughter is just that, canned. 👎

  • Alfred Colley
    Alfred Colley Month ago

    Somebody, please give this turd some funny material.

  • James Douglas
    James Douglas Month ago

    Do you know what remote viewing is?

  • James Douglas
    James Douglas Month ago

    Ain't no Johnny,Ain't no Leno,ain't no Lawyer.So do your "Show Naked"Have Andrew Dice Clay on the 'Stage' with will choke,you will,choke you will choke,choke,ke,ka,helppppppp,ka hack,pass out,Rodney Dangerfield will slice you slowly. Remember the neck Tie,Grocery bag,prefer grown.There are so many workers with used work boots that in one second would fill every orifice in less than a heart beat.all Mexican boots.I HAVE YOUR SIX! total vacation,we are following and ...........the studio location on you tube and the drone footage,looks liken it needs some work,renovation.You Are not Scare Face,the master yanks your strings.

  • Justice For All
    Justice For All Month ago +1

    If Ky outlawed bestiality then there's goi9ng to be a lot of lonely Christmases there. Most of the people in that state are at least part animal.

  • Mr. Poopie Butthole
    Mr. Poopie Butthole Month ago +1

    Nielsen was tough... but Trump is holocaust tough

  • Notrdy 4thisjelly
    Notrdy 4thisjelly Month ago

    Bro why are you propping up the worst democratic primary candidates?

  • Kilo Mintoni
    Kilo Mintoni Month ago

  • blue4me43
    blue4me43 Month ago +5

    We all have to kick traitor evil mentally sick old trump and Mitch and the GOP's out in 2020. Vote Blue all the way.......

  • Mario Dantonio
    Mario Dantonio Month ago

    I could care less whose of color ,whose gay or the sex of the candidate. My question is can we get somebody to do the job this president cannot do? Seems that facts and repeatedly trying to convey that this country being a melting pot is somehow bad is this administration's catalyst for shit ideas.That we as a nation were nevertheless blinded by our own compassion and empathy to others, is how we lost our way. Seriously just can it Mr. President, you suck and your ideas have and will always suck . Serioulsy just resign President Trump , if you truly want to MAGA.

  • Sophistique
    Sophistique Month ago

    MJ's doctor lives in my home country.

  • Benaiah Burns
    Benaiah Burns Month ago

    Just showing your true colors, as the party of hate... aka satans children. All I see here is elitist snobbery, of fools who believe they are so much better than everyone else, when in fact they can't understand some of the most simple things.... Like. Rules and Laws. Immigrants who came here legally, versus illegal immigrants who DID NOT! and so on!

  • Meg Films
    Meg Films Month ago

    "Nielsen will spend time separating other families", good to see that Colbert n Maher share writers. Although Colbert said it at the beginning of the week

  • Lets Go Flying
    Lets Go Flying Month ago +1

    Don't judge someone by the color of their skin, the god they worship, and or what they do in their bedroom.
    Unless you're using it as a qualifying factor when deciding who to vote for in 2020.

    Seems like this shit is going in the wrong direction.

      TAX COW FARTS Month ago

      Lets Go Flying The modern left are everything MLK fought against. They are trying to take race relations and America down into the gutter. They're scumbags with an agenda to break down society so they can exert more authoritarian control. Cultural Marxism is taught in our institutions of learning. The information about how leftist uprisings have occurred is well out there for anyone who just does a little digging. There's more than 100 years of Marxist infiltrations in western societies.
      Here you have it from a former KGB agent. He nailed what's going on in America almost 40 years ago.

  • Chris Barker
    Chris Barker Month ago +6

    Find me Jackson's doctor's number. I want to sleep for two years. Me too. Lmao!!!

  • Omar M
    Omar M Month ago

    Now Liberals complaining that and American Flag on a Police car is intimidating. Come on already don't you Dems see what your'e doing? Stop crying about everything. Get a grip on life.

  • Omar M
    Omar M Month ago

    Bill Maher is not that funny to me anymore. I had to stop watching him and listening to twisted stories and making up shit and telling jokes about Trump. Every week all the time. Hate hate hate. Who is dividing us?

  • thagod16
    thagod16 Month ago +2

    Why are they concerned about losing in votes to Trump. Trump lost last time by 2 million. Trump won because of fixed electoral college. Fix that! Nightmare over. Fix the corrupt electoral college! Should be the main concern. Focus.

  • Hollywood
    Hollywood Month ago +1

    So much for Kentucky....I was gonna go there for my vacation 😔

  • Johnny Brighton
    Johnny Brighton Month ago

    What's with Bill's wonky tie? Doesn't anyone check him before he goes on?

  • Plutot Crever
    Plutot Crever Month ago

    That video won't age well, Bill.

  • Plutot Crever
    Plutot Crever Month ago

    You guys realize that Maher is completely clueless and absolutely doesnt know what he's talking about, right ? And to anybody who actually followed that story, its obvious that the FBI spied (spied, with an s) on a Presidential campaign based on bogus information paid for by his political opponent ? And that Clapper himself said it on TV ?

  • Excuse Me
    Excuse Me Month ago

    Is the US government going to start busing the Blacks again ? That turned out well

  • WBFbySteefen
    WBFbySteefen Month ago

    Not funny enough.

  • one10mtnvet
    one10mtnvet Month ago

    Bus them all to Bills gated neighborhood

  • one10mtnvet
    one10mtnvet Month ago

    Can’t wait till some “immigrants” are bused to Bills house, sure he’ll take care of them provide them resources, and even though he hates kids he’ll take care of them too, maybe he doesn’t realize it but those “immigrants” like to have families