Weekend Update: Senator Elizabeth Warren - SNL

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  • Miguel Deton
    Miguel Deton 3 дня назад

    The genesis of the concept of ‘Equitism’ as successor system to the present, [state-]capitalist system of political economy [including to state-capitalist pseudo-socialism] was linked to several connotations of this term. The term ‘Equitism’ has name-resonance with the name of the tradition of “Equitable Jurisprudence” in Anglo-American law.

    Growing out of the “Crown Chancery” in England [the Office of the Crown “Chancellor”], there emerged separate courts of equity, or “courts of conscience”, to which appeal could be made from judgments by those courts enforcing common law and statute law when a defendant held that a judgment rendered by such a common law/statute law court, even if in accord with “the letter of that law”, represented a morally inadequate remedy, and thus violated “the spirit of the laws”, therefore, per that defendant, failing to deliver “true justice”.

    In the U.S., the two, separate kinds of courts where merged into one, and the convergence of their principles begun, with U.S. courts “presiding in [both] law and equity”, and allowing “equitable” arguments and remedies, as well as “technical” arguments, and [strictly monetary] remedies. There have been homologous developments in the tradition of Napoleonic/Roman law.

    In recent parlance, the term “equitism” is often used to refer to “gender equity”, as a “synthesis”, or “mean”, of feminism and “masculinism”. It is sometimes also used to name a “synthesis”, or “mean”, between egoism and altruism. There was, earlier in American history, an individualist “equitist” movement for the amelioration of property rights injustices.

    But most importantly, the term “Equitism” is meant to invoke the concept of “Capital Equity”, and the tradition of “Stockholder Democracy” [“one-share-one-vote”] that follows from it.

    “Capital Equity” rights -- rights exclusively reserved to owners of capital [of “capital equity stock”] -- are seen as a “first [and inadequate] species”, but as a first modern seed, of “Economic Democracy”, as distinct from “Political-only Democracy”; are seen as the embryo of a more extensive and all-citizens-inclusive form of “Stakeholder Democracy”, and of ‘Political-ECONOMIC DEMOCRACY’ as a whole.

    ‘Equitism’ is seen as “generalized social equity”; as “generalizing” social equity, to beyond the small class of owners of “controlling shares” of capital equity, to encompass the whole society, including every citizen, by constitutionally endowing each citizen, as a human right, with the ownership of new kinds of equitable “property”, of equalitarian ‘social shares’.

    THIS “GENERALIZATION” OF EQUITY IS SEEN AS A REMEDY FOR THE CATASTROPHIC BUT PREDICTABLE, “LAWFUL” TENDENCY OF CAPITALIST “POLITICAL-ONLY”, REPRESENTATIVE DEMOCRACY, TO DEGENERATE INTO TOTALITARIAN, STATE-CAPITALIST, POLICE-STATE DICTATORSHIP, AS CAPITAL CONTINUALLY CONCENTRATES INTO EVER FEWER HANDS, AS WE ARE NOW SEEING SO EGREGIOUSLY TODAY.

    That concentration of capital-equity ownership eventually enables those “few hands” to prostitute -- to ‘“buy-out”’, in a ‘“hostile takeover”’, via an all-pervasive system of ‘legalized crime’, e.g., “lobbying”, i.e., via ‘‘‘legalized bribery’’’ -- the executive, legislative, and judicial branches of political government.

    This ultimate “M&A” will thus totally defeat the constitutional “checks-and-balances” among those three, political, branches; “checks-and-balances” which were constitutionally designed to prevent this degeneration, and that were at least somewhat effective in doing so during the earlier phases of capital accumulation and capital ownership concentration.

    The ‘Equitist’ reform/revolution is seen as a ‘generalization’ of “Capital Equity”, forming a social ‘genus’ of general Equity, by adding, via constitutional amendments, several new, inclusive ‘species’ of Equity, as newly recognized universal constitutional human rights.

    ‘Equitism’ is a ‘constitutionalization’ of ‘‘‘stakeholder democracy’’’ -- a ‘constitutional institutionization’ of ‘‘‘stakeholder democracy’’’.

    Social Equity -- Social Justice -- requires ‘Universal Equity’; every-citizen-ownership of three new kinds of equity-property, as a matter of fundamental human right.

    These new species of equity-property most prominently include:

    (1) The [collective property] human right of Citizens’ Externality Equity [which can be seen as a collective property implementation of the so-called Coase “theorem”: decentralized, comprehensive, democratic, ‘grassroots regulation’ of polluters];

    (2) The [personal property] human right of Citizens’ Birthright Equity [universal ‘socialized trust-funds’], a unified, totally portable social safety nets for each citizen born, serving, e.g., as a source for monthly guaranteed minimum annual income payments during periods of involuntary unemployment, e.g., due to AI, and;

    (3) The [“individual property”] human right of Citizens’ Stewardship Equity [via ‘socialized venture capital’], granting access to means of production to, potentially, every citizen -- to citizens self-organized into democratically self-managed, COMPETING ‘socialized producers’ cooperatives’ that promulgate qualifying business plans, and that successfully enlist a Social Bank, also a Citizens’ Stewardship Equity ‘socialized producers’ cooperative’, to take the risk of backing/funding that business plan. [This conception, of ‘Citizens’ Stewardship Equity’, owes an intellectual debt to the work of David Schweickart].

    The citizen owners of successful such cooperatives hold their means of production as social property, in stewardship, not in local ownership, and pay a monthly social rent for its use that helps to fund the Citizen Birthright Equity personal Trust Funds of all citizens. They elect, and can recall, their own management. Each citizen co-owner of a successful such cooperative receives two income streams co-produced by it: [possibly unequal, skills-based] compensation for time worked in that cooperative, and an equal share of the net operating surplus of that cooperative. Continuing capitalist firms will have to compete, for labor, with these cooperatives, wherein the way workers are treated is per their own decisions. Note that this -- Stewardship -- relationship to the means of production constitutes a break with, and beyond, the wage-labor relationship [i.e., with, and beyond, the capital-value-relation as predominant social relation of [social re-]production]. Even if the economic dynamics of this new kind of -- economic-democratic -- social economy do not immediately bring the intrinsic, episodic, and worsening ‘depressionary-tendency’ of capitalist economic dynamics to its blessed end, there is reason to suppose that Stewardship cooperatives, democratically managed by their Steward members, the producers themselves, will tend to avoid the mass lay-offs by which capitalist crises self-amplify, e.g., to share reduced work hours among all the Stewards, rather than to layoff some 100%, and retain others 100%.

    The dual incomes earned by Citizen Stewardship Equity producers’ co-op co-owners will shift economic power, and social power -- hence political power -- decisively to the working/middle-class majority, and out of the “ever fewer hands” of the concentrated, mega-capital ownership plutocracy faction who presently rule GLOBALLY, and who presently push public policy relentlessly in the direction of a ‘humanocidal’ [“people are pollution”], ‘exterminationist’, “eugenics” police state dictatorship.

    That faction is already conducting massive ‘Stealth Humanocide’ [Stealth “Eugenics”] -- even PUBLICLY declaring their ‘“95% global human population reduction”’ goal -- via their ‘servant-dictator’-induced and global arms cartel-induced “civil wars”, their global drugs cartel [heroin, crack cocaine, etc.], the toxicity and ‘side-effects cascades’ engineered into their ‘pseudo-medicines’, including ‘pseudo-vaccines’, by the Rockefeller-AMA-Pharmaceutical Industry, and via engineered ‘pseudo-foods’, etc., all of which together induce mass chronic disease -- diabetes, heart disease, cancer, Alzheimer’s disease, autism, chronic pain/opioid addiction/overdose/mass death -- plus their “genetically-engineered”, or “genetically modified [GMO]” [genetically “enhanced”],‘designer diseases’, e.g., Lyme, AIDS, Ebola, Zika, etc.

    The Stewardship co-ops will also be able to harness, and unleash, high productivity -- high productive force -- ‘universally prosperizing’ technologies which the ruling faction is suppressing, e.g., fusion power, whose spread would rapidly ‘technodepreciate’, to ~$0, the core capital assets upon which the power of that ruling faction is founded, e.g., their ‘Global Dictatorship of Petroleum’.


    For more about these ideas, see --

    www.dialectics.org

    www.dialectics.org/dialectics/Applications.html


    My blog on this topic can be visited via the following link --

    capitalismsfundamentalflaw-wayforward.blogspot.com/2017/08/genesis-of-concept-of-equitism-as.html

  • Estela Aguilar
    Estela Aguilar Месяц назад

    virtually i like heatxily tear

  • mtfkncrzyhrs
    mtfkncrzyhrs Месяц назад

    Shes freaking hot.

  • Christopher Rod
    Christopher Rod 2 месяца назад

    Mr. Chairman, I suggest the absence of a quorum!

  • Athlynne
    Athlynne 2 месяца назад

    God, I love Kate McKinnon, she's amazing.

  • G J.C
    G J.C 2 месяца назад

    my fitbit says check engine....lmao

  • Adam Satterfield
    Adam Satterfield 2 месяца назад

    Her Hillary impressions are awesome but her Elizabeth Warren is even funnier! LOL wow!!!

  • MGR1900
    MGR1900 2 месяца назад

    While waiting for the ad to end before I watch this video, I can only wonder if this segment will be biased. Hmmmm.

  • f84taz
    f84taz 3 месяца назад

    Trump 2020 whether the libtards like it or not

  • msj123variety
    msj123variety 3 месяца назад

    "Check Twitter in 2 minutes!"😂😂😂😂😂

  • Gabrielle Abshire
    Gabrielle Abshire 3 месяца назад

    oh... my... god... the accuracy...

  • Jackie Lima
    Jackie Lima 3 месяца назад

    Lmfao "check twitter in 2 minutes "

  • George Petersen
    George Petersen 4 месяца назад

    Too Good!

  • angela bluebird60
    angela bluebird60 4 месяца назад

    Kate's Jeff Sessions is astounding and beyond hilarious! She is a master.

  • James Frazier
    James Frazier 4 месяца назад

    Love it!

  • Rob Allen
    Rob Allen 4 месяца назад

    Making twitter my B.

  • Conker Squirrel
    Conker Squirrel 4 месяца назад

    Is Elizabeth Warren 1/32 part Native American? The Answer is, It can't be proven or disproved.
    It is a non issue. She always thought she was. She also never used that fact for anything illegal.
    The Chief of the Cherokee Nation, Bill John Baker is only 1/32 part Native American.
    Here in a very in depth article that covers all aspects of the issue and mentions all information sources.
    www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2012/05/is-elizabeth-warren-native-american-or-what/257415/

  • tinebp
    tinebp 5 месяцев назад

    Kate is a comedian genius!

  • Mar run
    Mar run 5 месяцев назад

    you ALL are good!!! Thank you....

  • brooke6224
    brooke6224 5 месяцев назад

    Love you Kate

  • Ascent
    Ascent 5 месяцев назад

    How much money does SNL budget out just for wigs I wonder?

  • ana amaro
    ana amaro 5 месяцев назад

    han han

  • bill bixby
    bill bixby 5 месяцев назад +1

    No headdress?

  • Mike W
    Mike W 5 месяцев назад

    This is her best impression, by far.

  • 54jeanmarie
    54jeanmarie 5 месяцев назад

    Excellent impression of that twit Warren!!

  • Randell Porter
    Randell Porter 5 месяцев назад

    Corruption:  Elizabeth Warren = CFPA (Consumer Financial Protection Agency) = No Accountability = EXTORION

  • Brian Robertson
    Brian Robertson 6 месяцев назад

    Liberal propaganda for those of you who are too dumb to figure this out (that means most of you).

  • Mary Jane
    Mary Jane 6 месяцев назад

    Shit is Classic!!

  • Sephardic Ladino
    Sephardic Ladino 6 месяцев назад

    I hope they can come up with Bernie Sanders soon that will be awesome.

  • shane murphy
    shane murphy 6 месяцев назад

    Warren bitches about equal pay, yet she doesn't offer equal pay to her staff. Typical hypocrite politician, and neither does Hillary. All talk and no action

  • Jane graham
    Jane graham 6 месяцев назад

    my favourite bit is "my Fitbit says check engine"

  • Henry Holleb
    Henry Holleb 6 месяцев назад

    Holy fuck that impersonation was perfect!

  • Dennis Kramer
    Dennis Kramer 6 месяцев назад

    Kate is just great.

  • Geoff P
    Geoff P 6 месяцев назад

    Really good impersonation. I should know, I've been listening to Ms Warren enough recently cos she's one of the last sane people left in the US.

  • Anne B.
    Anne B. 6 месяцев назад

    The cast of SNL comedians is the best we've had in a while. Every time I watch I'm in stitches. :D

  • Ms Sandhu
    Ms Sandhu 6 месяцев назад

    2020 - Bernie for President, Elizabeth Warren for Vice President .. a winning team all the way!

  • Georgia Atkins
    Georgia Atkins 6 месяцев назад

    Still; she, persisted! I Love Elizabeth Warren. Intelligent, strong woman! Would be good choice for our next Dem Presidential Candidate. IMO.
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  • Rick K
    Rick K 7 месяцев назад

    How can she possibly do a different character every week?
    Every single one of them is dead on.
    She is going to be an SNL legend.

    I actually laugh out loud at the TV. I often find tv comedy amusing but it doesn't make me laugh.
    She makes my sides hurt.

  • Lindsay S
    Lindsay S 7 месяцев назад +1

    Oh my god, I love this. I adore Elizabeth Warren and this is hysterical. Well done SNL! Warren 2020!

  • Dylan Belcher
    Dylan Belcher 7 месяцев назад

    I wouldn't get 10 ft. around the real Sen. Warren, but this actress.... you can play warren for me any day boo bee xD

  • FootBall HighLights
    FootBall HighLights 7 месяцев назад

    Kate McKinnon I love her she makes me laugh hell out when I watch her doing comedy even her face make me laugh some time she wil be the legendary comedian of all times

  • RobPaul
    RobPaul 7 месяцев назад

    FAKE INDIAN, HOUSE FLIPPER, FORMER REPUBLICAN

    Liz Warren's disgusting face is not even as putrid as her brain.

  • Alpha male
    Alpha male 7 месяцев назад

    Warren #2020

  • Jakob Schuetz
    Jakob Schuetz 7 месяцев назад

    genius

  • Ec123
    Ec123 7 месяцев назад +1

    Kate is a national treasure

  • Katia Karenina
    Katia Karenina 7 месяцев назад

    Funny how every Youtube video about her and every tweet her accounts send inevitably has comments about her running for President. She can't even get through an interview without being asked about it. People just naturally recognize her leadership. Warren, if you don't want to be president, you have to stop acting like you'd make such a good one; otherwise the questions will never go away! ;)

  • Miss Multifandom
    Miss Multifandom 8 месяцев назад

    This is the best thing I've watched all day :)

  • Jess S
    Jess S 8 месяцев назад

    I absolutely love SNLs political skits. I also watched on CSPAN the sad discourse that led to this skit. Even as I laughed watching this, part of me remembered that Ms. Warrens tactics were to use irrefutable facts like a lawyer would and dissect the insanity that's going on among republicans. Convince them with reason and facts. Yet they shut her down with some obscure rule. I hope to see MUCH more of Elizabeth, Chuck Schumer, Keith Ellison, Bernie Sanders, and other fantastic smart natural leaders in the DNC these next few years. Thanks SNL! More political humor PLEASE!!

  • ElectionUpdater 335
    ElectionUpdater 335 8 месяцев назад

    Elizabeth Warren is dumb

  • Anna Leontaris
    Anna Leontaris 8 месяцев назад +1

    Everything is better with Kate McKinnon #amazing

  • invaderzimismyfav
    invaderzimismyfav 8 месяцев назад

    what an amazing impression! Kate McKinnon is one of a kind!

  • Tony Rico
    Tony Rico 8 месяцев назад +1

    Finally someone calls out Colin and Michael about their credits are cast members lol

  • Andres Jordano
    Andres Jordano 8 месяцев назад +4

    I´d like to know that too 0:50 . Are these guys getting paid the same as Kate McKinnon or Cecily Strong? because it wouldn´t be fair.

    • Thomas Wiilde
      Thomas Wiilde 5 месяцев назад +1

      I thought that was the BALLSIEST part of the whole skit! Nothing like airing out some dirty laundry for the public. Even in the guise of a joke! My money is on Kate getting a HUGE raise in her next contract negotiation.

  • mw10259
    mw10259 8 месяцев назад

    KATE McKINNON , ONLY DECENT, FUNNY AND CREDIBLE PERSON ON SNL,,,,,,, NEEDS HER OWN SHOW

  • David Reed
    David Reed 8 месяцев назад

    haha!

  • David Reed
    David Reed 8 месяцев назад +1

    Please bring Kate McKinnon back as Elizabeth Warren, she is dead on!!!! "Scu'dme, scu'dme, sh--he's writin' on the desk!"

  • Rushabh Bhakta
    Rushabh Bhakta 8 месяцев назад +1

    Solid AV Club shoutout

  • Orian10
    Orian10 8 месяцев назад +1

    The way she said "swag bag" and "razzmatazz" sounds like it would be dead-on how Warren would say it.

  • Ariel Steinsaltz
    Ariel Steinsaltz 8 месяцев назад

    Proud to call her my senator.

  • Alec Sander
    Alec Sander 8 месяцев назад

    Kate is so fucking funny. She can emulate just about anyone.

  • Jeffrey Riley
    Jeffrey Riley 8 месяцев назад

    She's an awesome Liz Warren. I hope they have her do it more.

  • Anthony Malshyti
    Anthony Malshyti 8 месяцев назад +1

    #LetLizSpeak

  • chiefdancingostriche
    chiefdancingostriche 8 месяцев назад

    yes, they're trying to silence her, to shut her up. it's true, i saw it.

  • Jerri Lyn
    Jerri Lyn 8 месяцев назад

    @SNL yall just need to make all your skits based on all the characters in washington dc.. no other dumb skits that arnt funny.. just skits makin fun of everybody in DC

  • Jerri Lyn
    Jerri Lyn 8 месяцев назад

    love kate!!!!! she makes the show.. her plus alec baldwin mocking trump, and now melissa mcarthy mocking sean spicer.. finally love snl again!!!

  • Jerri Lyn
    Jerri Lyn 8 месяцев назад

    ,😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😂😂😂😂

  • Cool Cars 19528
    Cool Cars 19528 8 месяцев назад

    Wow she sound just like Warren LOL Crazy

  • Alex Do
    Alex Do 8 месяцев назад

    Kate is the damn star!

  • Chris C
    Chris C 8 месяцев назад

    Don't laugh. Loony Liz Warren is NOT fighting the good fight.

  • Paul Johnson
    Paul Johnson 8 месяцев назад

    Check twitter in two minutes 😂

  • pmwedoable
    pmwedoable 8 месяцев назад +2

    LMFAO that was hilarious ,it's true it seems like her and Bernie are the only ones active on the democratic party

  • E9Project
    E9Project 8 месяцев назад

    wow! not a bad job playing Elizabeth Warren! I hope she got a kick out of this XD great work lately SNL!!!

  • thumper6988
    thumper6988 8 месяцев назад

    I love Kate, but give the rest of the players something to do SNL.

  • crouton314
    crouton314 8 месяцев назад

    I agree, Jost's hair makes him look like a Goldman Sachs businessman. Lol, how many hair jokes are they going to throw into SNL?

  • Andrew McCarter
    Andrew McCarter 8 месяцев назад

    Wait, does Elizabeth Warrens sound like Jodi Foster?

  • Mallory's Ex
    Mallory's Ex 8 месяцев назад

    Goddamit, how many f-ing characters does Kate play?

  • julia chudnovsky
    julia chudnovsky 8 месяцев назад

    Kate McKinnon deserves a fucking OSCAR !!!!
    LOVE HER !

  • Edp's Bed is a Broncos fan
    Edp's Bed is a Broncos fan 8 месяцев назад

    I don't like warren as most people. She's just so angry. She kinda seems like that bitchy ass teacher we all had

  • Katie Johnson
    Katie Johnson 8 месяцев назад

    I am loving this cast of SNL. After decades of not-so-funny skits, suddenly they are hitting them all out of the park.

  • William Debianchi
    William Debianchi 8 месяцев назад

    holy shit she nailed this hahaha

  • Saiyanprince1114
    Saiyanprince1114 8 месяцев назад

    Holy shit, Kate McKinnon is a good impressionist. She's got some monstrous chops

  • nick sears
    nick sears 8 месяцев назад

    is that really her, or Kate is a really good actir

  • Gabe S
    Gabe S 8 месяцев назад

    "My fitbit says 'Check engine'" LOL

  • Zayn
    Zayn 8 месяцев назад

    #Warren2020

  • Ex Rays
    Ex Rays 8 месяцев назад

    "My fitbit says 'Check Engine'."

    That was funny.

  • David Samolkin
    David Samolkin 8 месяцев назад

    who else checked twitter?

  • Robert Christensen
    Robert Christensen 8 месяцев назад

    not funny.

  • Michael Wheland
    Michael Wheland 8 месяцев назад

    Elizabeth Warren violated the rules. she was told to stop violating rules. cry about it.

  • Stephen
    Stephen 8 месяцев назад

    Yesss

  • Only Seth Davis
    Only Seth Davis 8 месяцев назад

    Wow. That's great haha.

  • C Pele
    C Pele 8 месяцев назад

    She's pulling from her Native American roots.

  • Herbert Byrd
    Herbert Byrd 8 месяцев назад

    God damn Kate McKinnon plays the best characters!

  • Patrick Hoeppner
    Patrick Hoeppner 8 месяцев назад

    Republicans will not play the victims here. They don't get to fool and trick audiences. That's not their fucking job.

  • Patrick Hoeppner
    Patrick Hoeppner 8 месяцев назад

    Not President Trump. He lost by 3 million votes.

  • Patrick Hoeppner
    Patrick Hoeppner 8 месяцев назад

    Don't feel threatened Colin Jost. Keep being liberal, otherwise there's no point in working at a comedy show. Because you'd be doing it for the wrong reasons.

  • Patrick Hoeppner
    Patrick Hoeppner 8 месяцев назад

    Keep fighting for the American people Colin Jost. I misjudged you.

  • TheAFGFilms
    TheAFGFilms 8 месяцев назад

    Can Kate McKinnon run for president?

  • lobecosc
    lobecosc 8 месяцев назад

    Hilarious.