How Loyal Is Michael Cohen?

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  • Опубликовано: 20 апр 2018
  • Trump's personal attorney has bragged that he would take a metaphorical bullet for Donald Trump. He might get his chance.
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  • Courage Karnga
    Courage Karnga 3 месяца назад

    Well, now Trump has the lawyer he deserves. And it looks like North Korea's going to destroy the world before my birthday, so be blessed, people!

  • Evon Williams
    Evon Williams 4 месяца назад

    To funny

  • apple tile
    apple tile 4 месяца назад

    Joke: What do you get when Trump & Jong-Un meet? It's called Cat meets mouse, guess who is going to be the mouse. We are Siamese if you please, we are Kim Jong-Un if you don't please, We will kidnap Trump the Chump anyway, we will hold him hostage in our sweet homeland, we will also take Ivanka for a bride someday, we can hardly wait for the day.

  • Courage Karnga
    Courage Karnga 4 месяца назад

    Yikes! This orange lunatic is meeting with the North Korean dictator! I don't know who's more insane!

  • P B
    P B 5 месяцев назад

    LOL, neckgina...

  • Andrew Keim
    Andrew Keim 5 месяцев назад

    Neither of them know what a fruit is...

  • Connor Sinclair
    Connor Sinclair 5 месяцев назад

    Why is Trumps tie so long?

  • Golden 47
    Golden 47 5 месяцев назад

    Ahahhahahaaa
    *On the other corner is the exact same thing*

  • Bill A.
    Bill A. 5 месяцев назад

    jews are only loyal to money

  • Glitters go
    Glitters go 5 месяцев назад

    Diaper Donnie should get some new toys while real adults handle NK.

  • jeff wei
    jeff wei 5 месяцев назад

    I don't get the fishing on Lake Tahoe reference...

  • Nick S
    Nick S 5 месяцев назад

    He'll get a pardon

  • Tobias Kolb
    Tobias Kolb 5 месяцев назад

    I wish Jon Batiste would go away. He is so out of place in this show. Cut his mic already

  • Hush Whisper
    Hush Whisper 5 месяцев назад

    This can change your life. It was found in the upper west section of Iran, while using Google Earth. Please come see whats been discovered. ruclip.com/video/2K2XfdCjXfk/видео.html

  • chewbactimusprime
    chewbactimusprime 5 месяцев назад

    He's just lazy and doesn't have a clue as to how to tackle such a task. But don't worry, he never intended to actually meet with N. Korea..

  • john keeter
    john keeter 5 месяцев назад

    No doubt cohen will spill his guts on trump. Everybody talks tough , until being faced with the prospect of new meat prison bitch . But I wouldn't be suprised if cohen has an accident , or just dissapears into a concrete footing somewhere ....... MAGA SAD !!!!!!!

  • Wayne Palmar
    Wayne Palmar 5 месяцев назад

    thanks for the laughs Stephen :)

  • Laura Blair
    Laura Blair 5 месяцев назад

    "Inflates his neck pouch..." Goblin King from The Hobbit

  • Heraclitus Blacking
    Heraclitus Blacking 5 месяцев назад

    Colbert uses Reagan as a positive reference. wtf?

  • Rafal Krzemien
    Rafal Krzemien 5 месяцев назад

    Hello Stephen, like your humor and show but you are, like rest of ppl in this country occupied by bs with orangutan and all around but no one addresses gas prices that went high and most of reds getting what they wanted with " monkey behind the wheel". Focus man.

  • judy oliverwest
    judy oliverwest 5 месяцев назад

    omg! Gorbachev whats that big purple thing on your bald head! Spew!!!!!!!!!!

  • Roedy Green
    Roedy Green 5 месяцев назад

    Lake Tahoe is reputedly where the mob dumps bodies.

  • Marlowes Aftercare
    Marlowes Aftercare 5 месяцев назад

    Cant trust the fat

  • James Connely
    James Connely 5 месяцев назад

    hahahahhaah Libtards are so pathetic. It's kind of sad.

  • James Connely
    James Connely 5 месяцев назад

    YAWNNN.........

  • Moz A
    Moz A 5 месяцев назад

    Surely if Cohen gets jail time, he would just get a Presidential Pardon, from his client, the American President Donald Trump?

  • Alexander Tso
    Alexander Tso 5 месяцев назад

    4:44 I caught that Kendrick reference, Jon Batiste

  • Gina Kay
    Gina Kay 5 месяцев назад

    "Cohen will SING🐤 , "LIKE A DOG" 🐆 WHERE ARE THE BODIES BURIED, WISE GUY ?

  • Gina Kay
    Gina Kay 5 месяцев назад

    #VOTEDEMNOV6 #IMPEACHNOV7

  • Matthew King
    Matthew King 5 месяцев назад

    I love how they're measuring Cohen's loyalty in jail time. That's just more evidence towards Comey's claim that the Don (he even calls himself the Don, for god's sake) runs the White House like a mob boss.

  • ::J:: KAMM!
    ::J:: KAMM! 5 месяцев назад

    _Let Comey enjoy his 15 minutes of fame because, in 3 months from now, he will be getting indicted by a grand jury for leaking classified info._

  • bill maxson
    bill maxson 5 месяцев назад

    Colbert Clearly Doesn't Know What Is Really Happening.
    You Will See The Truth Once You Embrace The Real News.
    Steven Colbert Spreads Late And Fake News For Comedy Ratings.
    Embrace The Truth.

  • bill maxson
    bill maxson 5 месяцев назад

    News May Be Hysterical At Times, But Comedy And News Typically Don't Go Together.
    Don't Trust The Lies Of The Fake News.
    Embrace The Truth Of The Real News.
    ruclip.com/video/PldJN1EKHbk/видео.html
    Embrace The Truth.

  • BenjaminFranklin99
    BenjaminFranklin99 5 месяцев назад

    The real question is how afraid is Michael Cohen of polonium cocktails, and being thrown out of a high window?

  • T R
    T R 5 месяцев назад

    God help us!

  • A. C. Abbey
    A. C. Abbey 5 месяцев назад

    Awesome open

  • Mel Jones
    Mel Jones 5 месяцев назад

    Eh. Not the best monologue today, but it got enough shots in to not get a thumbs down from me.

  • kalumnist
    kalumnist 5 месяцев назад

    This is even better than watching prison porn. It's going to be great while it lasts, and sad day if Mueller proves to be tease, and best Democrats can whip out on Cohen is making "campaign contribution" without reporting it to Federal Election Board

  • 🦂
    🦂 5 месяцев назад

    Trump better practice fitting his copy of Forbes into his prison purse.

  • Ross Whistleblower
    Ross Whistleblower 5 месяцев назад

    Now you all that are trump haters show how stupid and Traitorous you are. Thank you Mr. Trump for your leadership in stopping Isis, NK, next taking the Nukes from Iran given by the Clinton and Obama Traitor World Muslim supporters. Everyday that you slam this amazing President shows your stupid hahaha puke. Your audiences show how stupid and jealous they are also vindictive is lol Pi are all about fuck off traitor

  • veryunclear
    veryunclear 5 месяцев назад

    This guy looks like he's from a turn of the century musical like "Meet Me in St. Louis".

  • The Glorious Champion of all that is Good and Just

    Well, cohen should know by now that trump is about to stab him in the back, like he does to everyone who gets in trouble. So that probably doesn't help his loyalty much...

  • Nuthan Gowda
    Nuthan Gowda 5 месяцев назад

    Keep trying Steven .. I feel pity for you 😕😕

  • Cannondale2019
    Cannondale2019 5 месяцев назад

    I wish someone would murder Colburp the puke. Head stomp his teeth on a curb and toss his corpse in a wood chipper

  • Zhe Yu
    Zhe Yu 5 месяцев назад

    superb!!

  • SkanMLL
    SkanMLL 5 месяцев назад

    I heard lake tahoe is gorgeous

  • chilo31416
    chilo31416 5 месяцев назад

    Colbert is a treasonous pedo goof.

  • Trevor
    Trevor 5 месяцев назад

    How is this even remotely funny? I'm all for poking fun at politicians but it's as if this was written and viewed by children.

  • Jesse Kytwayhat
    Jesse Kytwayhat 5 месяцев назад

    Trump's tweets were meant to intimidate and disconcert. The problem with Kim and North Korea is that they we will not be bullied. Actually, come to think about it, all remarks from Trump supporters are meant to intimidate and/or disconcert. Bigotry has a linguistic pattern that can be recognized if you know what to look for.

  • Steve Taty
    Steve Taty 5 месяцев назад

    You should not even be on tv ... Your show is awful ... Can't find any other things to talk about .. Your not funny at all ... Get a job

  • Frank Smith
    Frank Smith 5 месяцев назад

    KISS!! best party house & QB in town --- - 5jobsnow.blogspot.com
    292 henry street, 333 madison street, nyc; e nig ma hoover, m22; moving time PI Ah

  • megas mpaladoros
    megas mpaladoros 5 месяцев назад

    What did they sensor out in "go p*** up a rope"?

  • Jesse Pinkman
    Jesse Pinkman 5 месяцев назад

    Colbert you are disgusting pathetic person, did you know that?

  • Teressa G
    Teressa G 5 месяцев назад

    What was the bad word, "p***"?

  • JusticeNLiberty Happiness
    JusticeNLiberty Happiness 5 месяцев назад

    Political HACK.. This guy is a political hack hired by the elite liberal media. It's pathetic,

  • INTERNETWORK
    INTERNETWORK 5 месяцев назад

    I'm getting so sick of the talented Mr Colbert handing imaginary objects off to the side out of camera shot. It was only ever marginally funny at best. Now it's starting to look like OCD.

  • Maliceah
    Maliceah 5 месяцев назад

    Latest news is that DJT thinks Cohen won't "flip". Why would you use that term if you weren't guilty.

    • Marylee deFerrari
      Marylee deFerrari 5 месяцев назад

      He also said that "sometimes people lie when they get pressed to flip" in other words he's pre-empting and saying that Cohen would be lying when/if he did flip. Trump is really emotionally disregulated and totally lacks insight as to what he says and does and how it comes across . . .

  • Talaris Watts-El
    Talaris Watts-El 5 месяцев назад

    Colbert is the best! The part when he says the word innocent is no where to be found, I almost lost it!

  • CJCryer Buzz
    CJCryer Buzz 5 месяцев назад

    Kimmy is up to something.

  • richard flay
    richard flay 5 месяцев назад

    Wonder what Ty Cobb is doing this moment?

  • John Umaro
    John Umaro 5 месяцев назад

    I want to see Stormy Daniels singing "Happy Impeachment Mr. President" Marilyn Monroe style.

  • wyldeer
    wyldeer 5 месяцев назад

    We are actually on a path to peace with North Korea thanks to President Moon, but I can see Trump ruining it completely. I'm only hoping that the leaders Kim has met with so far have briefed him on Trumps incompetence.

  • plutorama
    plutorama 5 месяцев назад

    Just noticed Colbert has one attached ear lobe, and one detached ear lobe. Weird!

  • Anti Trumpster
    Anti Trumpster 5 месяцев назад

    The talks will be Fat Boy vs Fat Boy!!!! Who will screw who???? Either that or our Dicktator will take notes from N. Korea's Dicktator. Trump the CRAZY idiot vs Kim Jung Un CRAZY smart!!!!!

  • Soph Emeral
    Soph Emeral 5 месяцев назад

    My algebra teacher looks like Michael Cohen without hair

  • Samuel Penn
    Samuel Penn 5 месяцев назад

    Reagan gets cheered? Really?

  • pretty bullet
    pretty bullet 5 месяцев назад

    Holy Shit,, he's just going to wing it ? This meeting will have global impact and all he intends to do is WING IT ?

  • gmkbelanger
    gmkbelanger 5 месяцев назад

    Stephen, please do not applaud Reagan just because the GOP have canonized him. He took the U.S. very far to the right, and it is still recovering from a lot of the damage done. He was no hero, as you already know.

  • Eat my Shorts
    Eat my Shorts 5 месяцев назад

    Im blind but I can smell fear.

  • Eat my Shorts
    Eat my Shorts 5 месяцев назад

    I give props to Rudy, knowing very well that Trump's White House is burning down and Rudy is jumping into the flames... BURN BABY, BURN

  • Rose That’s me !!
    Rose That’s me !! 5 месяцев назад

    Sorry Stephen , your Friday night show always seems weak. 😐

  • LeoVomend
    LeoVomend 5 месяцев назад

    besides the actual political circumstance, if trumps face ended in any currency it would have to devaluate no doubt

  • Phyl S. Good
    Phyl S. Good 5 месяцев назад

    How much longer do we have put up with this horrible crooked president. He knows nothing about the constitution or the duties of the president. It’s about the country not him! My God, why him.

  • MX TW
    MX TW 5 месяцев назад

    5:38 ... seriously

  • Polisk Vater
    Polisk Vater 5 месяцев назад

    Lol TDS is real. Read the comments from the 📺 watching clowns 😂

  • Cherif
    Cherif 5 месяцев назад

    Colbert is becoming really brilliant !

  • justalurkr
    justalurkr 5 месяцев назад

    What does he mean by "respectful ? Has Trump ever been respectful of anyone other than himself in his life?

  • eduardo terrazas
    eduardo terrazas 5 месяцев назад

    QUE GOS QUE ME SI NI.NO NA LE DE NO PES DOS VID NO DE LA FAMIY LISI DE VOS DE NO NA LA RA CON LE PES LAS ME TES NE

  • Arnaldo Capo
    Arnaldo Capo 5 месяцев назад

    First

  • Mo A
    Mo A 5 месяцев назад

    Three blind mice...Trump - Cohen - Hannity

  • Drace90
    Drace90 5 месяцев назад

    Are we really supposed to believe that Trumps childish tweets are what solved this decade old hostile conflict between the Korea's? For real? Trump pats himself on the shoulder and wants history books to remember him as the guy who called Kim Jong Un "Rocketman" and that somehow magically worked for no reason whatsoever? How does he think history works?

  • Gm4 Inet
    Gm4 Inet 5 месяцев назад

    Colbert is the biggest jerk with a tiny dick complex in media.

    • imanasaurus rex
      imanasaurus rex 5 месяцев назад

      Gm4 Inet you miss spelled trump!

  • Duhya
    Duhya 5 месяцев назад

    Whats the censored p word at 4:04 ? I can't think of any 4 letter words that can be considered offensive that start with P.
    Poop? Poop up a rope? What? Pick makes sense in the context, but it can't be that because that wouldn't be censored.
    Oh it's piss.

    • megas mpaladoros
      megas mpaladoros 5 месяцев назад

      Is it? What does piss up a rope mean???

  • Clinton Shorrock
    Clinton Shorrock 5 месяцев назад

    hey four eyes stay away from the crack pipe before the show it makes you walk around all night with your hands in your pockets.💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀☠

  • Disapointed William
    Disapointed William 5 месяцев назад

    Man this guy Colbert is one of the biggest assholes that I've ever seen!! How the hell does he get any audience???

    • Bob Trenwith
      Bob Trenwith 5 месяцев назад

      Pretty sure you meant Trump.

  • Daniel A. Thyringer
    Daniel A. Thyringer 5 месяцев назад

    The unafray dove

  • Daniel A. Thyringer
    Daniel A. Thyringer 5 месяцев назад

    Ready to humble. Thank you... .

  • Daniel A. Thyringer
    Daniel A. Thyringer 5 месяцев назад

    It arrived later than an Apple products Bluetooth transmission

  • Buck Bundy
    Buck Bundy 5 месяцев назад

    Steven turned into a complete douche bag over the last 3 years.

    • Bob Trenwith
      Bob Trenwith 5 месяцев назад

      The only people who could say that are morons who think Trump is a good person.

  • terry walker
    terry walker 5 месяцев назад

    Leftist loons have a major problem with one word! TRUTH!

  • Steven Goo
    Steven Goo 5 месяцев назад

    After all the sleazy fruity deals done see the light of day, what else the 2 former FBI Directors have for America?
    Mueller and Comey to collaborate on the next one, " Mission Accomplished ! Never Again, America ! "

  • Jasper Haokip
    Jasper Haokip 5 месяцев назад

    You are not funny at all Mr.Stephen, you are just a circus clown, you think you're a comedian but behind your secret veil, you are iust one nonsense narcissist, who tried to bring down morality and spirituality in the whole world.
    Who will really care a slut, 5 minutes attention seekers and her lawyer, a shameless animal.

  • Themis Vespucci
    Themis Vespucci 5 месяцев назад

    Its not in his DNA

  • Edward Carlsson
    Edward Carlsson 5 месяцев назад

    Actually valley pet mind freeze proper lock before tomorrow

  • Puppy Tail
    Puppy Tail 5 месяцев назад

    PLEASE FOCUS ON WHAT IS HAPPENING IN OUR CONGRESS! Instead of Trump! I feel so disappointed with CBS and Stephen Colbert for distracting us! PLEASE FOCUS ON CONGRESS AND THE LAWS THEY ARE MAKING AND PASSING and how it effect US!

  • Puppy Tail
    Puppy Tail 5 месяцев назад

    Please look at your writers and reconsider! This show is going down b/c you and your writers are not hearing people! :( Please reconsider.

  • Puppy Tail
    Puppy Tail 5 месяцев назад

    Stephen: Please pay more attention to what is happening in our Congress. As far as I know these people are the law makers! Please focus on what laws they have or have not made that is going to make a difference in our lives! Just like the good old days with The daily show with your friend John Stewart.

  • chill time
    chill time 5 месяцев назад

    Last American to return from N.Korea had brain damage....I think Trump will be just fine, he's been there done that.

  • Jenna Tols
    Jenna Tols 5 месяцев назад

    I absolutely love it when people on the left claim that President Trump is in the palm of Russia’s hands. If you think back to those Syria bombings it’s interesting how Russia wanted no repercussions while the United States went on bombing runs. But hell what do I know.

  • stud man
    stud man 5 месяцев назад

    Stephen Colbert's whole show is about Trump give me a fucking break you loser. You have nothing else to talk about you're a worthless loser piece of shit Democrat.