How Loyal Is Michael Cohen?

  • Опубликовано: 20 апр 2018
  • Trump's personal attorney has bragged that he would take a metaphorical bullet for Donald Trump. He might get his chance.
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Комментарии • 1 466

  • Eduareedo Pacheco
    Eduareedo Pacheco 18 дней назад

    I wish there is an audiobook of the Art of the Deal with Donald Trump voice

  • Mr. Wig.
    Mr. Wig. 22 дня назад +1

    Awesome video you all just have a look at my videos they are really good Lol..

  • riddle rox
    riddle rox 22 дня назад

    Trump looked like a mouse standing next to the brutal dictator, Kim.

  • bxxx9
    bxxx9 23 дня назад +1

    Not even a full year later..

  • Steve Miller
    Steve Miller 23 дня назад


  • pr0xZen
    pr0xZen 24 дня назад +2

    And almost a year later, Trump got back together with his best friend Kim, gave him nuclear freedom, got nothing back, absolved him of torturing and murdering a young American, and praised arguably the most evil, population-abusing, serial- AND mass murderous dictator of our day as "a great leader, a real leader". All the while, just like last time, back home his good friend Michael Cohen was once again back on TV telling the world how great a guy Mr. Trump really is.
    Oh well. At least finally Donald Trump went to Vietnam. And Cohen's loyalty limit is somewhere under 3.

  • Google User
    Google User 24 дня назад

    Who's watching reruns because Colbert is on vacation?

  • 刘宇龙
    刘宇龙 24 дня назад


  • Ntombi Nom
    Ntombi Nom 24 дня назад

    In retrospect,the Cohen bit is hilarious.

  • George Dupont
    George Dupont 24 дня назад

    Colbert is obsessed with our Fearless Leader !! Talk about other Dumb A$$ez, once in a While !!

  • Margaret Becker
    Margaret Becker 24 дня назад +3

    This is so weird. I thought this monolog was about today, February 28, 2019. Too much deja vu.

    THE SAVAGE JEWS 24 дня назад +1

    Cohen lasted longer than I would have..... I'd of lasted 10 minutes

  • Sheri Mignano
    Sheri Mignano 24 дня назад +1

    deja vu all over again. February 2019!

  • rush rana
    rush rana 25 дней назад

    The western concept that Kim Jung un is an idiot is totally misplaced. He’s far more intelligent than Trump. His offer to meet with Trump was because he wants to take North Korea into the International community. During the Korean War America decimated North Korea and left death and destruction in its wake. Remember Vietnam, most of the Middle East and South America. Not forgetting Hiroshima and Nagasaki. If anyone in the world needs to fear anything , it’s not North Korea but America.

  • Pia Rossi
    Pia Rossi 25 дней назад

    The devil boils pots with no lids

  • Hammond
    Hammond 25 дней назад

    Other countries have teams of psychologists analyzing Trump to inform their leaders on how to manipulate him. Trump is so stupid he thinks he can compete with Putin and other national leaders. He's delusional.

  • SPQSpartacus
    SPQSpartacus 25 дней назад +1

    Fitting that YT should suggest this video this week. Almost too accurate.

  • Amaya Luzon
    Amaya Luzon 25 дней назад +2

    Well, I guess we know now.

  • Laurie Gamble
    Laurie Gamble 25 дней назад

    Yes, these people are jokes but unfortunately for us they have a LOT of power.

  • Anaise Wood
    Anaise Wood 25 дней назад

    Little rocket man had fun 😂

  • Laura Kuhn
    Laura Kuhn 25 дней назад +1

    OMG today is March 1 2019 this is NOT April 20 2018....but today Trump is just back from a meeting with Kim he got back 2/28/19 And Michael Cohen testified in Congress 2/27/19. I do not know why this strikes me as particularly surreal but it does.

  • Drip Bayless
    Drip Bayless 25 дней назад +14

    I know this is old but all this sums up February 28, 2019

    • PositivelyCatatonic
      PositivelyCatatonic 24 дня назад +1

      Part of me was very confused by this video for exactly that reason..... But, Stephen was off this week.... wasn't he?!?!
      It's a little crazy how everything and nothing has changed in the last ten months..

  • WTFungus
    WTFungus 25 дней назад +1

    I'm getting tired of Cohen being referred to as Trump's "fixer". Let's call him what he was - Trump's consigliere.

  • Jordan Little
    Jordan Little 25 дней назад +1

    It is amazing if you think about it. Trump and Kim are the exact same person, except Trump wishes he could do what Kim's doing.

  • Michael Kuhl
    Michael Kuhl 26 дней назад

    Almost as loyal as you are, fake comedian clown.
    Back under your machine troll rock.

  • George Wang
    George Wang 26 дней назад +11

    It’s funny how this is popping up on my recommendation right now.

  • Tinthia Clemant
    Tinthia Clemant 26 дней назад +1

    I miss you, Stephen. Please come back soon.

  • wss w
    wss w 26 дней назад

    The art of deal is to walk away. 😪😪😪😪😪😪😪😪🤤

  • HereIgoAgain
    HereIgoAgain 26 дней назад +1

    Wow, I'm watching this on Feb 28, 2019 after Trump's 2019 summit with Kim and Cohen's testimony to Congress. At least Trump is consistent.

  • Greuge 31
    Greuge 31 26 дней назад +23

    This episode aged well. I could swear you were referring to the second Trump/ kim summit and Cohen's testimony given on 02/27/19

    • pr0xZen
      pr0xZen 24 дня назад


    • Leanne Paxton
      Leanne Paxton 24 дня назад

      Crazy, isn’t it?!

    • Red
      Red 25 дней назад +3

      Oh god, I watched this entire video not realising that it was a year ago.

    • Laura Kuhn
      Laura Kuhn 25 дней назад

      LOL see my comment above yours.

  • Just Human
    Just Human 3 месяца назад +1

    Even someone like Kim jong un can eat trump for breakfast and shit him out at lunch. Funny if kim jong un's shit does not end up as Trump's lunch. But then judging by Trump's narcissistic personality he would not admit it

  • Alt Facts News
    Alt Facts News 3 месяца назад

    Perfect. We think the same:

  • Courage Karnga
    Courage Karnga 9 месяцев назад

    Well, now Trump has the lawyer he deserves. And it looks like North Korea's going to destroy the world before my birthday, so be blessed, people!

  • Evon Williams
    Evon Williams 10 месяцев назад

    To funny

  • apple tile
    apple tile 10 месяцев назад

    Joke: What do you get when Trump & Jong-Un meet? It's called Cat meets mouse, guess who is going to be the mouse. We are Siamese if you please, we are Kim Jong-Un if you don't please, We will kidnap Trump the Chump anyway, we will hold him hostage in our sweet homeland, we will also take Ivanka for a bride someday, we can hardly wait for the day.

  • Courage Karnga
    Courage Karnga 10 месяцев назад

    Yikes! This orange lunatic is meeting with the North Korean dictator! I don't know who's more insane!

  • P B
    P B 11 месяцев назад

    LOL, neckgina...

  • Andrew Keim
    Andrew Keim 11 месяцев назад

    Neither of them know what a fruit is...

  • Grabacr 8492
    Grabacr 8492 11 месяцев назад

    Why is Trumps tie so long?

  • Golden 47
    Golden 47 11 месяцев назад

    *On the other corner is the exact same thing*

  • Bill A.
    Bill A. 11 месяцев назад

    jews are only loyal to money

  • Glitters go
    Glitters go 11 месяцев назад

    Diaper Donnie should get some new toys while real adults handle NK.

  • jeff wei
    jeff wei 11 месяцев назад

    I don't get the fishing on Lake Tahoe reference...

  • Nic S
    Nic S 11 месяцев назад

    He'll get a pardon

  • Tobias Kolb
    Tobias Kolb 11 месяцев назад

    I wish Jon Batiste would go away. He is so out of place in this show. Cut his mic already

  • Hush Whisper
    Hush Whisper 11 месяцев назад

    This can change your life. It was found in the upper west section of Iran, while using Google Earth. Please come see whats been discovered.

  • chewbactimusprime
    chewbactimusprime 11 месяцев назад

    He's just lazy and doesn't have a clue as to how to tackle such a task. But don't worry, he never intended to actually meet with N. Korea..

  • john keeter
    john keeter 11 месяцев назад

    No doubt cohen will spill his guts on trump. Everybody talks tough , until being faced with the prospect of new meat prison bitch . But I wouldn't be suprised if cohen has an accident , or just dissapears into a concrete footing somewhere ....... MAGA SAD !!!!!!!

  • Wayne Palmar
    Wayne Palmar 11 месяцев назад

    thanks for the laughs Stephen :)

  • Laura Blair
    Laura Blair 11 месяцев назад

    "Inflates his neck pouch..." Goblin King from The Hobbit

  • Heraclitus Blacking
    Heraclitus Blacking 11 месяцев назад

    Colbert uses Reagan as a positive reference. wtf?

  • Rafal Krzemien
    Rafal Krzemien 11 месяцев назад

    Hello Stephen, like your humor and show but you are, like rest of ppl in this country occupied by bs with orangutan and all around but no one addresses gas prices that went high and most of reds getting what they wanted with " monkey behind the wheel". Focus man.

  • judy oliverwest
    judy oliverwest 11 месяцев назад

    omg! Gorbachev whats that big purple thing on your bald head! Spew!!!!!!!!!!

  • Roedy Green
    Roedy Green 11 месяцев назад

    Lake Tahoe is reputedly where the mob dumps bodies.

  • Marlowes Aftercare
    Marlowes Aftercare 11 месяцев назад

    Cant trust the fat

  • James Connely
    James Connely 11 месяцев назад

    hahahahhaah Libtards are so pathetic. It's kind of sad.

  • James Connely
    James Connely 11 месяцев назад


  • Moz A
    Moz A 11 месяцев назад

    Surely if Cohen gets jail time, he would just get a Presidential Pardon, from his client, the American President Donald Trump?

  • Alexander Tso
    Alexander Tso 11 месяцев назад

    4:44 I caught that Kendrick reference, Jon Batiste

  • Gina Kay
    Gina Kay 11 месяцев назад


  • Gina Kay
    Gina Kay 11 месяцев назад


  • Matthew King
    Matthew King 11 месяцев назад

    I love how they're measuring Cohen's loyalty in jail time. That's just more evidence towards Comey's claim that the Don (he even calls himself the Don, for god's sake) runs the White House like a mob boss.

  • ::J:: KAMM!
    ::J:: KAMM! 11 месяцев назад

    _Let Comey enjoy his 15 minutes of fame because, in 3 months from now, he will be getting indicted by a grand jury for leaking classified info._

  • bill maxson
    bill maxson 11 месяцев назад

    Colbert Clearly Doesn't Know What Is Really Happening.
    You Will See The Truth Once You Embrace The Real News.
    Steven Colbert Spreads Late And Fake News For Comedy Ratings.
    Embrace The Truth.

  • bill maxson
    bill maxson 11 месяцев назад

    News May Be Hysterical At Times, But Comedy And News Typically Don't Go Together.
    Don't Trust The Lies Of The Fake News.
    Embrace The Truth Of The Real News.
    Embrace The Truth.

  • BenjaminFranklin99
    BenjaminFranklin99 11 месяцев назад

    The real question is how afraid is Michael Cohen of polonium cocktails, and being thrown out of a high window?

  • T R
    T R 11 месяцев назад

    God help us!

  • A. C. Abbey
    A. C. Abbey 11 месяцев назад

    Awesome open

  • Melanie Jones
    Melanie Jones 11 месяцев назад

    Eh. Not the best monologue today, but it got enough shots in to not get a thumbs down from me.

  • kalumnist
    kalumnist 11 месяцев назад

    This is even better than watching prison porn. It's going to be great while it lasts, and sad day if Mueller proves to be tease, and best Democrats can whip out on Cohen is making "campaign contribution" without reporting it to Federal Election Board

  • 🦂
    🦂 11 месяцев назад

    Trump better practice fitting his copy of Forbes into his prison purse.

  • Ross Whistleblower
    Ross Whistleblower 11 месяцев назад

    Now you all that are trump haters show how stupid and Traitorous you are. Thank you Mr. Trump for your leadership in stopping Isis, NK, next taking the Nukes from Iran given by the Clinton and Obama Traitor World Muslim supporters. Everyday that you slam this amazing President shows your stupid hahaha puke. Your audiences show how stupid and jealous they are also vindictive is lol Pi are all about fuck off traitor

  • veryunclear
    veryunclear 11 месяцев назад

    This guy looks like he's from a turn of the century musical like "Meet Me in St. Louis".

  • The Glorious Champion of all that is Good and Just

    Well, cohen should know by now that trump is about to stab him in the back, like he does to everyone who gets in trouble. So that probably doesn't help his loyalty much...

  • Cannondale2019
    Cannondale2019 11 месяцев назад

    I wish someone would murder Colburp the puke. Head stomp his teeth on a curb and toss his corpse in a wood chipper

  • Alan Yu
    Alan Yu 11 месяцев назад


  • SkanMLL
    SkanMLL 11 месяцев назад

    I heard lake tahoe is gorgeous

  • chilo31416
    chilo31416 11 месяцев назад

    Colbert is a treasonous pedo goof.

  • Trevor
    Trevor 11 месяцев назад

    How is this even remotely funny? I'm all for poking fun at politicians but it's as if this was written and viewed by children.

  • Jesse Kytwayhat
    Jesse Kytwayhat 11 месяцев назад

    Trump's tweets were meant to intimidate and disconcert. The problem with Kim and North Korea is that they we will not be bullied. Actually, come to think about it, all remarks from Trump supporters are meant to intimidate and/or disconcert. Bigotry has a linguistic pattern that can be recognized if you know what to look for.

  • Steve Taty
    Steve Taty 11 месяцев назад

    You should not even be on tv ... Your show is awful ... Can't find any other things to talk about .. Your not funny at all ... Get a job

  • Frank Smith
    Frank Smith 11 месяцев назад

    KISS!! best party house & QB in town --- -
    292 henry street, 333 madison street, nyc; e nig ma hoover, m22; moving time PI Ah

  • megas mpaladoros
    megas mpaladoros 11 месяцев назад

    What did they sensor out in "go p*** up a rope"?

  • Jesse Pinkman
    Jesse Pinkman 11 месяцев назад

    Colbert you are disgusting pathetic person, did you know that?

  • Teressa G
    Teressa G 11 месяцев назад

    What was the bad word, "p***"?

  • JusticeNLiberty Happiness
    JusticeNLiberty Happiness 11 месяцев назад

    Political HACK.. This guy is a political hack hired by the elite liberal media. It's pathetic,

    INTERNETWORK 11 месяцев назад

    I'm getting so sick of the talented Mr Colbert handing imaginary objects off to the side out of camera shot. It was only ever marginally funny at best. Now it's starting to look like OCD.

  • Maliceah
    Maliceah 11 месяцев назад

    Latest news is that DJT thinks Cohen won't "flip". Why would you use that term if you weren't guilty.

    • Marylee deFerrari
      Marylee deFerrari 11 месяцев назад

      He also said that "sometimes people lie when they get pressed to flip" in other words he's pre-empting and saying that Cohen would be lying when/if he did flip. Trump is really emotionally disregulated and totally lacks insight as to what he says and does and how it comes across . . .

  • Talaris Watts-El
    Talaris Watts-El 11 месяцев назад

    Colbert is the best! The part when he says the word innocent is no where to be found, I almost lost it!

  • CJCryer Buzz
    CJCryer Buzz 11 месяцев назад

    Kimmy is up to something.

  • richard flay
    richard flay 11 месяцев назад

    Wonder what Ty Cobb is doing this moment?

  • wyldeer
    wyldeer 11 месяцев назад

    We are actually on a path to peace with North Korea thanks to President Moon, but I can see Trump ruining it completely. I'm only hoping that the leaders Kim has met with so far have briefed him on Trumps incompetence.

  • plutorama
    plutorama 11 месяцев назад

    Just noticed Colbert has one attached ear lobe, and one detached ear lobe. Weird!

  • Anti Trumpster
    Anti Trumpster 11 месяцев назад

    The talks will be Fat Boy vs Fat Boy!!!! Who will screw who???? Either that or our Dicktator will take notes from N. Korea's Dicktator. Trump the CRAZY idiot vs Kim Jung Un CRAZY smart!!!!!

  • Soph P
    Soph P 11 месяцев назад

    My algebra teacher looks like Michael Cohen without hair

  • Samuel Penn
    Samuel Penn 11 месяцев назад

    Reagan gets cheered? Really?

  • pretty bullet
    pretty bullet 11 месяцев назад

    Holy Shit,, he's just going to wing it ? This meeting will have global impact and all he intends to do is WING IT ?

  • gmkbelanger
    gmkbelanger 11 месяцев назад

    Stephen, please do not applaud Reagan just because the GOP have canonized him. He took the U.S. very far to the right, and it is still recovering from a lot of the damage done. He was no hero, as you already know.

  • Eat my Shorts
    Eat my Shorts 11 месяцев назад

    Im blind but I can smell fear.

  • Eat my Shorts
    Eat my Shorts 11 месяцев назад

    I give props to Rudy, knowing very well that Trump's White House is burning down and Rudy is jumping into the flames... BURN BABY, BURN