A Series of Gunfortunate Events | The Daily Show

  • Опубликовано: 20 апр 2018
  • Leading up to another nationwide school walkout to protest gun violence, Trevor recaps all of the news coming from "good guys with guns."
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  • SpookyRoseV
    SpookyRoseV 14 дней назад

    The question I asked since day one....what if a teacher snaps and becomes the bad guy with a gun?!

  • Anh Kha Vu
    Anh Kha Vu 6 месяцев назад

    Well I guess anything can happen in America :v

  • Emma SpAce
    Emma SpAce 6 месяцев назад


  • Emma SpAce
    Emma SpAce 6 месяцев назад

    I know a guy who shot himself in the foot. He lost half a toe.

  • Ukelay13
    Ukelay13 7 месяцев назад

    How sick are these people? Laughing about kids being shot, Jesus what has the world come to?

  • Ariel Mckenzie
    Ariel Mckenzie 7 месяцев назад

    Oh, you don’t say! 🤦🏽‍♀️

  • Morgan Gallagher
    Morgan Gallagher 7 месяцев назад

    I’m not comprehending. How do you trespass in a PUBLIC bathroom?

  • rochiggidy
    rochiggidy 7 месяцев назад

    Nice ending Trevor. Tune in next week ... imagine that. Maybe then they will legislate

  • Bununy
    Bununy 7 месяцев назад

    Did you mean Donald Trump or just a random baby?

  • Eric Brinkman
    Eric Brinkman 7 месяцев назад

    Please just remind people of the only statistic relating to gun control that really matters: if you own a gun, you are more likely to be injured or killed by a gun. It's a fact, if you don't believe me, am I lying?

  • Michael Jassak
    Michael Jassak 7 месяцев назад

    Know where in that story about the 3rd grader did that news anchor say the child unholstered his weapon.

  • An Than Van Man Tan
    An Than Van Man Tan 7 месяцев назад

    This is such a weird thing for a guy like me to think of but...
    Trevor's hair looks off in this video.

  • BENITO A. Martinez
    BENITO A. Martinez 7 месяцев назад

    UUUMMMMMM. CHARGED WITH TRESPASSING IN A PUBLIC BATHROOM. Why because he is homeless? He is not a member of the public.

  • Marionette Du Auguste
    Marionette Du Auguste 7 месяцев назад

    I got the reference!!!

  • Séamus K
    Séamus K 7 месяцев назад

    How was the homeless man charged with trespassing when he was in a public bathroom?

  • Debra Williams
    Debra Williams 7 месяцев назад


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    Debra Williams 7 месяцев назад


  • Ondskemannen
    Ondskemannen 7 месяцев назад

    I dont own a gun since i'm not an american, and i dont know which typ of gun was in the holster.
    But isnt there any open/consealed-carry regulation says a gun needs to have a safety switch AND to have it switched to "safe"?
    Or are you allowed to carry a gun "ready-to-fire"?

  • Emil Sørensen
    Emil Sørensen 7 месяцев назад

    Why'd they charge the homeless guy for trespassing??

  • Culilus
    Culilus 7 месяцев назад

    Republican stupidity is truly infinite. If only we could chain up conservatives are harness this stupidity as a form of renewable energy!

  • Nikki C
    Nikki C 7 месяцев назад

    Congrats on making the Times 100 list.

  • gypsy
    gypsy 7 месяцев назад

    I have to make a correction. The reporter said the 3rd grader was able to reach "into" the holster and fire the gun, not "unholster" the gun. I would suspect he had the wrong holster for his handgun which left a gap, and a visible trigger.

  • Nejx
    Nejx 7 месяцев назад

    Do they no longer make guns with "safety" mechanisms?

  • Monique Stewart
    Monique Stewart 7 месяцев назад

    Tears! "Baby accidentally fires off gun on Senate floor."

  • Bao Dung
    Bao Dung 7 месяцев назад

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  • Johnny Blazem
    Johnny Blazem 7 месяцев назад

    Trevor needs to be canceled

  • Cath' J J
    Cath' J J 7 месяцев назад

    No, it wasn't on the Senate floor: The baby shot her mom from the back of the car. Fortunately, the mom wasn't driving; unfortunately, she's in critical condition. (It's true, 1)the baby was actually 3 y.o., and 2) it's hard to get all the details spot-on when you're predicting the future, even one only a short time later.)

  • Wim V
    Wim V 7 месяцев назад

    gunaddicts are sick..

  • Alex Clark
    Alex Clark 7 месяцев назад

    Well most likely he was getting a blowy from the homeless man and the gun fell out

  • Brandt Perry
    Brandt Perry 7 месяцев назад

    Thank you

  • Daoist Nanashi
    Daoist Nanashi 7 месяцев назад

    Don't normal pistols have atleast a manual safety lock?

  • Skyline BIT H.
    Skyline BIT H. 7 месяцев назад

    How can you call liberals something that won't exist in a few years due to climate change.....a snowflake.

  • Mateo vazquez
    Mateo vazquez 7 месяцев назад

    "Don't worry, I am a trained professio-💥 OWW, MY GODDAMN FOOT!!!"

  • know_eee
    know_eee 7 месяцев назад

    Damn i miss jon stewart

  • Laureezy F
    Laureezy F 7 месяцев назад

    what's going on with your hair Trevor?

  • Mrswest West
    Mrswest West 7 месяцев назад

    Is this considered MAGA???

  • Jonalyn Howell
    Jonalyn Howell 7 месяцев назад

    WTF this needs to go viral

  • xpradaGx
    xpradaGx 7 месяцев назад

    America is probably the dumbest country in the world for allowing so many civilians with guns and weapons of war like the AR-15.
    just sayin'

  • Robby Maddox
    Robby Maddox 7 месяцев назад

    You just showed us that police are no better at handling guns than any other idiot. So why do you want to take other people's guns but let them keep theirs? I think I'll keep mine thank you.

  • Xkreaminj Haukinx
    Xkreaminj Haukinx 7 месяцев назад

    I've been to that store and fin fact Cheddar Bob shot himself in the dick 5 mile's up too

  • {Yasenia}
    {Yasenia} 7 месяцев назад

    OK Trevor, I like you but in this one you are full of crap. You remind me of christians. They only read and practice what is in the bible that benefits them while ignoring the rest. Like they’ll read the part that says why non christians are sinners and going to hell, while ignoring that it also says that you shall not judge others.
    For example, in the cop at the school incident, the kid did NOT reach for the cop’s gun and pulled it out. Trust me, that kid could not figure out how to. Those are either level II of III holsters. Which requires more than one step to unholster the gun. The video you played says that the kid reached “inside the holster.” His fingers small enough to do so.
    I’ll illustrate the hypocrisy of the ignorant anti gun fools. Lets imagine for a second, that your kid was in school. All of a sudden someone started to shoot people just outside your kid’s class room. That person then opened the door to your kid’s classroom and was about to start shooting kids, starting with yours. The teacher pull out his gun and shot the suspect killing him/her. Unless you don’t give a rat’s ass about your kid, chances are that you will be eternally grateful to the teacher, God, and all the lucky stars in the universe that that teacher was armed and was able to save your kid’s life. That teacher would become an instant hero. The liberal media would focus on the heroism of the teacher and not on the fact that a gun was used successfully, like it often happens around the world, to stop a criminal assailant.
    Perhaps politicians are slow at passing new laws that control gun sales because they know that only a small percentage of legally acquired guns end being used in crimes. Seriously people, what idiot would go buy a gun legally, which means that the gun would be registered at his/her name and could be traced back tho him/her, to use it in a drive by? Most gun haters have never even heard of ghost guns. The fact is that no matter what stupid laws you pass, criminals don’t care because they don’t buy their guns from a legal dealer. They simply don’t care about stupid laws. The few cases in which people have purchased guns legally to be used in crimes are the exception, not the norm. A few snow flakes at the tip of the iceberg.
    The ideal firearm for any criminal is a ghost gun. Something that can not be controlled because those are guns build at people’s homes or brought into this country illegally. They have no serial numbers, are never registered with the govt, and therefore there is no way of tracking them down. You CAN NOT buy those in stores anywhere in the country. And good luck stopping the flow of such guns into this country. Just how successful have we been into stopping the flow of drugs into this country? Not much!

  • Russ Beecher
    Russ Beecher 7 месяцев назад

    Not to be a total jerk, but dont forget the burger joint/ shooting range in arizona where an instructor gave a 9 year old girl an uzi to shoot and he leaned next to her as she pulled the trigger. As the firearm discharged the kick back flung her hands up and she blew his head off...

  • Josiah Childs
    Josiah Childs 7 месяцев назад

    3,000,000 + guns in america and this is the best you got?

  • R Jonboy
    R Jonboy 7 месяцев назад

    How can they charge the guy with trespassing in a PUBLIC bathroom? Just because he is homeless? Nice. Did I wake up in Stalin's Russia this morning?

  • Frits Thomassen
    Frits Thomassen 7 месяцев назад


  • k98killer
    k98killer 7 месяцев назад

    And everyone pointing out the outlier cases of trained defenders failing are missing the bell curve of shooters actually stopped by the demonized "good guys with guns". Take your authoritarian bias and shove it up your ass -- at least that way you'll see it clearly.

  • k98killer
    k98killer 7 месяцев назад

    Know why none of the most recent shootings have been in the forefront of news? Because a "good guy with a gun" actually did his job confronted the shooter. The vast majority of shootings end when the shooter is confronted with firepower. This is factual reality, and cherry picking a few outliers does not pin responsibility on uninvolved, law-abiding citizens. I will not give up my rights for someone's fucking feelings -- my ancestors already shook off the white slaver owners' sentiment of superiority, and I won't be denigrating that legacy.

  • Luke Cage
    Luke Cage 7 месяцев назад

    Look here, if you hate America, leave! If you gotta issue with white people blame your white daddy.

  • Dumisa Nzama
    Dumisa Nzama 7 месяцев назад

    That family guy joke though ;p

  • molly mundt
    molly mundt 7 месяцев назад

    And another school shooting in Florida less than 24 hours after this was posted, now that’s irony.

  • ian connell
    ian connell 7 месяцев назад

    So... why was the homeless person charged with trespassing? It's a public bathroom...

  • Daemascus
    Daemascus 7 месяцев назад

    2 out of 3 of these could have been avoided if the guns had more then a trigger "Safety".

  • John Brown
    John Brown 7 месяцев назад

    Ever notice that Florida is shaped like a gun?

  • casey leedham
    casey leedham 7 месяцев назад

    more guns=more bullets=more bodies trump wants shootouts in schools to make them 'safer'

  • Andrew Ziegler
    Andrew Ziegler 7 месяцев назад

    The sheer idiocy in this video is staggering

  • Charllee Dodson
    Charllee Dodson 7 месяцев назад

    My uncle shot himself in the foot once

  • Ample Loonitic
    Ample Loonitic 7 месяцев назад


  • Ample Loonitic
    Ample Loonitic 7 месяцев назад

    FUNNY as hell and video those police like action movie taking cover behind telephone poles and cars ACTION SACK to shoot a retard and doctor crying in the street duh probably not armed huh a retard and doctor crying in the streets SCHOOL IS TREASON NON OF YOU CAN READ BITCH GO BREED THE DAY BREED THE BAH BAH ABH and fuck you to abah and daba and every one else your bag of CUNTS maybe another slice from teh surgeon will correct you illiterate school is treason go fuck yo uself ruclip.com/video/WeboT_rS-Mc/видео.html

  • Jim Bailey
    Jim Bailey 7 месяцев назад

    Trevor, your an idiot!

  • Ample Loonitic
    Ample Loonitic 7 месяцев назад

    go back to you plastic surgeon and ask for a good lobotomist school is treason SO FUCKING WHAT creeps ruclip.com/video/Xy1nlBscElU/видео.html and stop by xerox and say you lost your mom uh duh wah

  • Noblesse Obligee
    Noblesse Obligee 7 месяцев назад

    Wait, hold up, is "trespassing by going to a public bathroom at a public beach pier while homeless" a worse Sentencing than "discharging a firearm that you don't own and that you were in the process of stealing (in public)"??

  • Ample Loonitic
    Ample Loonitic 7 месяцев назад

    JOHruclip.com/video/45kf3GiKOP8/видео.html lol THE KILLING MACHINE Is crying while john trys to do brain surgery on a termonator JOHN JOHN JOHN PLEASE JOHN didn't she just tell em to stick a knife in her face ruclip.com/video/wlhz8iUwsJo/видео.html

  • Ample Loonitic
    Ample Loonitic 7 месяцев назад

    goog guys with guns shoot the doctor and the retard in the middle of teh street

  • Ample Loonitic
    Ample Loonitic 7 месяцев назад

    i dont know tanning booth bill burr have the parents being taking you to a plastic surgeon since birth what you are not steven i am so educated colbert since yo uborn just shrinking you rhead and growing them ears huh school is treason AND ANOTHER AND ANOTHER AND ANOTHER AND ANOTHER ruclip.com/video/cyL9gKSc8G4/видео.html&t=27s i really hairy ass shot of termonatuh three right yeah yeah yeah yeah what a bitch

    • Ample Loonitic
      Ample Loonitic 7 месяцев назад

      i dont know when non sense because a nag a tive

    • Ample Loonitic
      Ample Loonitic 7 месяцев назад

      ruclip.com/video/xE2Ru9oqMck/видео.html want to look up oxymoron again maybe ox·y·mo·ron
      noun: oxymoron; plural noun: oxymorons
      a figure of speech in which apparently contradictory terms appear in conjunction (e.g., faith unfaithful kept him falsely true ).
      mid 17th century: from Greek oxumōron, neuter (used as a noun) of oxumōros ‘pointedly foolish,’ from oxus ‘sharp’ + mōros ‘foolish.’
      Translate oxymoron to
      1. oxymoron
      what ever ste fan mollycoddly

    • Ample Loonitic
      Ample Loonitic 7 месяцев назад

      ruclip.com/video/LRkqcPXNL3E/видео.html i guess arrival is shorter word than opening scene IS SHE DEAD or plastic surgery asylum space co dote school is treason keep breeding for massa sissies

    • Ample Loonitic
      Ample Loonitic 7 месяцев назад

      the term a matter i thug you promated the humanater mater bater CRAP HEAD who programmed the terminator you programmed to tell you you dont believe and them like NOTHING count backwards

    • Ample Loonitic
      Ample Loonitic 7 месяцев назад

      ruclip.com/video/HRkXbTTYfSU/видео.html wow look at all those sea cucumbers

  • CecilRyuTaekwondo
    CecilRyuTaekwondo 7 месяцев назад

    Ok, so I'm crazy when I say teachers need martial arts lessons, but giving them a gun is A-K ok, right? LOL.

  • Mathias
    Mathias 7 месяцев назад

    A teacher also shot herself in the leg in the weeks after the florida shooting.

  • Axis
    Axis 7 месяцев назад

    This is a Zionist controlled show.

  • Axis
    Axis 7 месяцев назад

    Why aren't they protesting mental health care, social media bullying and single motherhood? You know the "real reason" for all of these shootings? What? you think the people committing these shootings wouldn't find another weapon if there were no guns? You're an idiot.

  • Ken
    Ken 7 месяцев назад +1

    Well on the upside, this is disillusioning terrorists.

  • danielvincentkelley
    danielvincentkelley 7 месяцев назад

    Bad guys with guns who should be strung up by their necks is your slight against good guys with guns? RIDICULOUS. The only guy who MIGHT be innocent in that mess, is the grocery shopper, his story was PLAUSIBLE. The other 2 are CLEARLY PROPAGANDA NONSENSE. Why would a PIG carry his gun into a SCHOOL, READY TO SHOOT? No safety. Loaded... That's effen RIDICULOUSLY IDIOTIC carry of a firearm. The "Parkland Teacher" was guilty of commie gun thievery 2 months ago, and again this week, go figure. Might "Parkland" have any more tricks up their sleeve toward commie gun confiscation? Fuck your gun control nonsense. You're a vapid obnoxious cunt. You're a bad guy and your weapon is this filthy commie propaganda channel on this god damn commie propaganda network, all of which would be rightly obliterated by a firing squad, those would be GOOD GUYS WITH GUNS. I would, of course, demand your right to trial be executed FLAWLESSLY, that you be proven guilty of all the murders in Chicago that stem from decades of GUN CONTROL you support, same with Honduras and Detroit and LA and every other shit-hole city and nation run by commie's who sometimes call themselves DemonicRats. That it be shown that propaganda turds like yourself are part of a criminal conspiracy to undo constitutional government and in doing so to set loose the dogs of war on defenseless victims like the hordes of law abiding black families who are disallowed from owning guns in America by various regimes of GUN CONTROL you support, that your motive in this crime you apply in conspiracy with Corporate Fascism and Fascist Government, is MONEY doled on you by your controllers who like you seek to abolish EQUALITY IN LAW to supplant it with VICIOUS CORPORATE FASCIST TOTAL GUN DOMINANCE of a pathetic minority who are a TYRANNICAL VILLAINY. I think that should suffice as evidence to noose you into hell or that you might face a firing squad and your executors exact the order of your destruction in clear conscience.

    • danielvincentkelley
      danielvincentkelley 7 месяцев назад

      This argument seeking to expose the deprivation of carrying guns to deaden mass murderous bad guys factually has the opposite effect when it is well considered. It lay's out the typical worst case scenario in an accidental gun discharge, which is that the errant perpetrator is injured or injures someone else, which is nearly always a nonfatal wound. Very rarely does anyone accidentally shoot somebody to death. That this is The Worst you could come up with, that you can't hold out to us any even 1 incident of accidental shooting mass homicide, PROVES that good guys with guns is THE MOST VALID SOLUTION to MASS SHOOTINGS, where the comparison between Concealed Carry Permit Holders responding to mass shootings saves an average 12 lives in comparison to people waiting on a police response. Where a good guy with a gun just so happened to be on the scene where a mass shooting was happening, the fatal casualties are on average less than 3. Where people are in GUN FREE ZONES compelled to wait for lackadaisical pigs to arrive the average fatalities is more than 14. Clearly gun free zones are MORALLY REPREHENSIBLE, that anybody would be stripped of their RIGHT TO DEFEND THEMSELVES, without them having been PROVEN GUILTY OF A FELONY, is an OUTRAGE.

  • TheFabulousJoleeBee
    TheFabulousJoleeBee 7 месяцев назад

    Is no-one else going to mention Common is in one of these clips?
    Pretty great :)

  • Tobi M
    Tobi M 7 месяцев назад +1

    How can you trespass in a public restroom?
    Answer: By being really poor #MAGA!

  • Gilk Egoma
    Gilk Egoma 7 месяцев назад

    Trevor Noah is a piece of garbage. He should move to Europe it suits him better.

  • Kyle Alexander
    Kyle Alexander 7 месяцев назад

    So an officer had a gun a kid tried to grab it (in the holster) and it went off? Somehow that turns into kid disarmed officer and fired his service pistol into the ground? Links...please!!!

  • ChrisRidge
    ChrisRidge 7 месяцев назад

    I like that he included the baby joke at the end.Tied in other news in a rather interesting way.

  • Eric W
    Eric W 7 месяцев назад

    Liberal turdfest

  • Steve Pittman
    Steve Pittman 7 месяцев назад

    I'll be the first to say that lots of people are way too stupid to be carrying a gun around, but as a long-time gun owner I'd like to point out that none of my firearms has ever gone off accidentally, nor have I been around or even heard of anyone I know whose firearm has accidentally discharged. And I live in rural Texas, where gun ownership is pretty common. Also think about all the cops who carry firearms day in and day out for years or decades that have never once had this problem. What can explain this? Simple: some people are just not smart enough to be responsible. These are the same people who can't be trusted not to hurt themselves with kitchen knives or the like. Firearm safety is critical, just don't let yourself be convinced that no one can be trusted around a gun.

  • Andrew Nash
    Andrew Nash 7 месяцев назад

    A few gun owners acted foolishly or carelessly. Most gun owners are responsible and competent individuals.

  • Duck Slayer
    Duck Slayer 7 месяцев назад

    If someday we agree to disarm police officers and the military I will think about handing over my guns. They are the last line of defense against tyranny. Study history and you might not be so enthusiastic about giving all of the power to the elite. I would imagine a couple million slaughtered Jewish people wish they could of fought back against the Nazi party.

  • Wake Up America
    Wake Up America 7 месяцев назад

    I’m a little confused as to when we as a society started looking to high schoolers for leadership on political issues, especially complex issues. I’m only 23 but I already am able to realize that over the last couple years my thinking has matured dramatically. Most of that change in my thinking didn’t happen till I was 21-22. As Ive gotten older I’ve realized that both sides of every debate are usually partially right. Sorry kids, yes you have the right your opinion but that doesn’t mean your completely correct.

    • 1989Nihil
      1989Nihil 7 месяцев назад

      A lot of the founding fathers of your country weren't older then 30. Well maybe with the exception of Jefferson and a couple others. But otherwise that Hamilton guy for example was like 21. Here, read for yourself: www.businessinsider.com/age-of-founding-fathers-on-july-4-1776-2014-7?IR=T

  • Priestess Auset Ra Amen
    Priestess Auset Ra Amen 7 месяцев назад

    Baby firing a gun on Senate floor lol

  • Sak Boun
    Sak Boun 7 месяцев назад

    Are there any good republican left who cares more of everything else but their wallets?

  • Adrian Lopez
    Adrian Lopez 7 месяцев назад

    Who r the d-bags that gave a thumbs down. Show their namez

    MONICA MARTINEZ 7 месяцев назад

    The Kroger 🥜 should have shot his d!ck off.

  • Francisco Garay
    Francisco Garay 7 месяцев назад

    Why did the homeless man get busted for the teacher's irresponsibility?

  • n0nTox!c
    n0nTox!c 7 месяцев назад

    Haha, I live near there. I was wondering if it was that Maplewood. Gosh, it's um.. pretty redneck around here.

  • unbiased
    unbiased 7 месяцев назад

    Idiots with guns a Deplorable prerequisite!

  • unbiased
    unbiased 7 месяцев назад

    Misfire oops

  • salg
    salg 7 месяцев назад

    Right wingers are fucking stupid.

    • salg
      salg 7 месяцев назад

      Case in point. Thanks for proving it.

    • The Great MalJabroni
      The Great MalJabroni 7 месяцев назад

      salg and gay

  • Beta Files
    Beta Files 7 месяцев назад


  • Rick 'The Greatest Poster' Ever
    Rick 'The Greatest Poster' Ever 7 месяцев назад

    This is why liberals should not own guns.

  • Robert Rosenthal
    Robert Rosenthal 7 месяцев назад

    Tresspassing, on a public bathroom that is open... WTF do they come up with that?!

  • CWG90
    CWG90 7 месяцев назад

    just an excuse to skip class.

  • Cue 1st Amend
    Cue 1st Amend 7 месяцев назад

    A 12 yr old brought a loaded gun to school in her backpack where it accidentally fired and hit two 15 yr olds-- one is critical. NRA has fought all child safety legislation pertaining to guns in the home. NRA just disclosed 2 dozen additional contributions from Russian donors.

    • The Great MalJabroni
      The Great MalJabroni 7 месяцев назад

      Cue 1st Amend and then the bullet ricocheted off the wall and into a plane dropping a nuke that killed off half a country but the damn Republicans conservatives covered it up blind their supporters even more

  • Marcos Mota
    Marcos Mota 7 месяцев назад

    Anything can be dangerous, from a child's toy left on the floor, to a hammer, to a ladder, to a chair leg, to a carelessly extended powercord. There's a reason why OSHA training and certification exists. Police are supposed to train constantly, and many commit extra time, but they still make mistakes. When working with power tools, I have the time and attention to slow down and think things through, but I still make mistakes (like when I got a jolt from a 120v powerline, or skimmed an angle grinder). But guns are extremely time sensitive tools, you often have to decide quickly, and mistakes are binary and irreversible. Arming teachers with guns is just a dumb idea. The only thing that comes to mind is a single shot bang stick. If an assailant comes into a classroom, the teacher would have to jump him and make contact with the bang stick to arm it, followed by a trigger to set it off. It could be made small and light so that it could be carried on a lanyard or arm pouch. Unfortunately, it might be a fight to the death if the teacher panics and times the counter-attack poorly.

  • Shilonious Monk
    Shilonious Monk 7 месяцев назад

    It’s still a fake event where nobody died. And this clown isn’t funny. And these writes suck.

  • Rochelle Sassbug
    Rochelle Sassbug 7 месяцев назад

    Speaking of teachers, guns, and idiocy -- a teacher in my state accidentally shot a toilet, and the toilet shot back. archive.sltrib.com/article.php?id=58505440&itype=CMSID

    • The Great MalJabroni
      The Great MalJabroni 7 месяцев назад

      Rochelle Sassbug it just links me to a picture of a dick drawing what kind of bull you trying to pull here

  • Tyler Self
    Tyler Self 7 месяцев назад

    Wait you can be charged for trespassing in a public bathroom.

    • The Great MalJabroni
      The Great MalJabroni 7 месяцев назад

      Tyler Self but what if they're urinating everywhere but the toilet

  • matsfreedom
    matsfreedom 7 месяцев назад

    Hey kids, I have an idea...let's create a march to have our rights TAKEN AWAY! Who's with me?

  • yourMommasHokage
    yourMommasHokage 7 месяцев назад +1

    Any one else feel like his voice is way different from when he started this show? I remember him sounding way different in the beginning episodes

    • yourMommasHokage
      yourMommasHokage 7 месяцев назад

      The Great MalJabroni lol guess that explains it and here I thought he was just faking the accent starting out

    • The Great MalJabroni
      The Great MalJabroni 7 месяцев назад

      xarsenalxbc that's how everyone sounds like when they have a hand up their ass