Ted Cruz’s Restaurant Ouster & Nelson Mandela’s U.N. Statue | The Daily Show

  • Published on Sep 28, 2018
  • Protesters ruin Ted Cruz’s night out, Bill Cosby gets sent to jail, and the United Nations unveils a new Nelson Mandela statue.
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  • JonKingPromotions
    JonKingPromotions 5 months ago


  • VEVOuniversal
    VEVOuniversal 6 months ago

    fuck u ted pig cruz

  • The black manther
    The black manther 7 months ago

    Lindiwe sisulu is mad abt the mandela statue joke😂😂😂😂😂

  • joeb ham
    joeb ham 7 months ago

    there​ is no good people marching with Nazi's or Drump and Russian GOP,NRA VOTE BLUE

  • Duo Pan
    Duo Pan 7 months ago +1

    Why this money left south Africa ?

  • adamtzsch
    adamtzsch 7 months ago

    😂😂😂RIP NM

  • Ken
    Ken 7 months ago

    The Mandela effect is the only explanation for today's reality. Covfefe!

  • julian12465
    julian12465 7 months ago +1

    This is how you push people away from the Democrats. Make a joke out of public harassment just because the person being harassed is someone you don’t like.
    Democrats should’ve won against trump but crap like this revived the order-and-chaos dynamic between the Right and the Left such that any moderate person looking at this from the outside associates Democrats with lawless ideologues who conveniently choose not to uphold tolerance or diversity when it applies to someone on the other end of the political spectrum.
    Appealing to a base you already have is not how you grow bring outsiders into it, Trevor.

  • Syogren
    Syogren 7 months ago


  • Isaac Conejo
    Isaac Conejo 7 months ago

    He wasn't kicked out he Left. Common Noah

  • Cy
    Cy 7 months ago

    They just didn't want to get Zodiac Serial Killed.

  • DirtyPrancing
    DirtyPrancing 7 months ago +1

    At what level is someone no longer entitled to off time?

  • MarkY MarK
    MarkY MarK 7 months ago

    Dam I'm laughing hard lol lol lol lol

  • Eric Champlin
    Eric Champlin 7 months ago +3

    The Nelson Mandela joke at the end... I feel so bad for laughing lolll

  • Edward Patrick Molina
    Edward Patrick Molina 7 months ago +1

    Wow Ted; You are just not liked ANYWHERE! I thought just the people of Texas were sick of you, but it appears you've managed to make enemies at a restaurant in DC!
    Well, after we kick you out of Texas, don't worry: you can always run and hide up in Canada. (sorry Canada, I know ya'll don't want him either)
    BETO O’ROURKE is the REAL DEAL, folks!
    Beto O'Rourke has not accepted ONE PENNY from ANY PAC's or Special Interest Groups!
    Can you say that, Ted?
    Beto O'Rourke is a TRUE Texan, born and bred.
    Can you say that, Ted?
    Beto O'Rourke has not BEGGED Donald Chump, to please come down to Texas,
    and help his failing and desperate campaign.
    Can you say that, Ted?
    Beto O’Rourke’s father was never A MEMBER OF THE COMMUNIST PARTY!
    Can you say that, Ted?
    Come 6 November, let's all come together Texas, and VOTE for BETO,
    and let's send that CARPETBAGGER TED CRUZ, back to Canada!
    (sorry Canada, I know ya’ll don’t want him either)
    To all you fine folks living outside of Texas, here's how you can help us:
    Tell your friends, relatives, and neighbors to check out Beto's website,
    and if the spirit moves you, DONATE to his campaign.


  • Mateo vazquez
    Mateo vazquez 7 months ago

    People please, I know bugging trumps people is fun, but in the end they just want to enjoy an evening at a restaurant. Imagine you trying to catch an all you can eat shrimp buffet and people started yelling at you and forcing you out. That would suck won't it??

  • Christopher Harrison
    Christopher Harrison 7 months ago

    You think it's all a Joke , Muslims maybe SOULMAN'S BAR-B-QUE SINCE 1994

  • Zinaagent009
    Zinaagent009 7 months ago

    I can’t stand Ted Cruz but people shouldn’t be kicked out of public places for their beliefs. It’s sad it has to come to this for survivors to be heard.

  • Olivia Mercado
    Olivia Mercado 7 months ago


  • CJ Walton
    CJ Walton 7 months ago +4

    Don't boo him. Don't kick him out of restaurants. Kick him out of politics. Vote him out. Show him you don't like him seriously.

  • Alex Zhang
    Alex Zhang 7 months ago

    This might not be the “best” way to voice concern but it is the effective way. Yes we can “go high when they go low” look where we ended up. If we need to play by their rules to win we should. Michael Avinatti beat trump at his own game. Jeff Flake changed his position on FBI investigation after a woman shouted at him on an elevator (according to Jeff Flake).
    I respect and support the courageous people who confronted ted Cruz and the likes. It’s their legal right to none violent protest. Not everyone has to like it but no one can stop them legally. No one throw ted Cruz out of the restaurant. Ted Cruz chose to leave because he is embarrassed. Ted knows he’s on the wrong side of justice and it would only embarrass himself further if he stayed and engaged in a dialogue with the protesters.

  • Tom Nest
    Tom Nest 7 months ago

    I hope he doesn't believe that about mandela statue's pose.

  • Anirban Dey
    Anirban Dey 7 months ago

    Is there something called law and order in AMERICA. Or are you really allowed to harass somebody with no fear of law. Can you please tell me which city is it. I am never visiting that city. Just because someone doesn't have the same political view as you have doesn't give you a right to harass them

  • Flint Sharp
    Flint Sharp 7 months ago

    Dont shoot !!Im already dead but I’m not taking chances😂

  • lucrative lyrics
    lucrative lyrics 7 months ago

    great mandela impression (*how did noah get so good @ south african accents?..

  • Flower
    Flower 7 months ago


  • Free Bird
    Free Bird 7 months ago

    Yeah! South African calls U.S. out 😂😂😂😂😂

  • Mariama
    Mariama 7 months ago

    "America's dad" Am I the only one who never really liked the cosby show? Was more of a Full House kinda gal

  • Andrés Falcone
    Andrés Falcone 7 months ago +1

    Forgive me for the technicality, but why are sexual assault victims called "survivors"? A person is called a survivor after surviving a serious and close risk of death: a car crash, attempted murder, a natural catastrophe that directly jeopardized their life, etc. Sexual offenses alone may be terrible, but they don't imply a risk of death. Sure, a rapist can kill you, but that death is a result of a murder, and not of the rape.

  • hobbicles28
    hobbicles28 7 months ago

    Ted Cruz.
    Ha. More like Ted Snooze.

  • UmmYeahOk
    UmmYeahOk 7 months ago

    0:40 Just like Ted Cruz, that accent isn’t Texan.

  • Fey
    Fey 7 months ago

    2:07 _Omae wa mou shindeiru_

  • Fey
    Fey 7 months ago

    Poor Cruz. Normally when he got kicked out from a restaurant was because of the health inspectors.

  • Jorge Stewart
    Jorge Stewart 7 months ago

    Only sick Democrats are capable to do that like in the communist countries
    Lol poor people , low self stem and ignorants are getting paid
    So sad , and the left media promoting that lol lol

  • FilthyFascist
    FilthyFascist 7 months ago

    the Daily Show audience is pure trash these days, its pure leftwing hysteria 24/7

  • Michael Mara
    Michael Mara 7 months ago

    Are we great yet?

  • William Whittington
    William Whittington 7 months ago

    How do you guys laugh at the fact people forced him to leave a restaurant? I thought the left was about equality and tolerance.

  • Comrade Che
    Comrade Che 7 months ago

    That Mandela voice though..... So accurate

  • Hutt E
    Hutt E 7 months ago

    Ted Cruz Mr. "I won't help hurricane victims because I can't extort the senate for more funding for other things."

  • Miserable Goat
    Miserable Goat 7 months ago

    People advocating Piece always get fucked up and recognized way late or later,humans!Tit for tat!

  • Dragon1717
    Dragon1717 7 months ago

    Now the restaurant owners and workers are getting death threats and being harrassed. Ha ha ha I love it!

  • Elio Lopez
    Elio Lopez 7 months ago

    It's good to see Cruz being treated like the low life pariah he is. I know Mr. O' Rourke came to his 'defense' but he like everybody else has to be happy that trash had to face the music.

  • Val Beauregard
    Val Beauregard 7 months ago

    If America is so unsafe for black people why do you not leave Noah ?

  • John Nelson
    John Nelson 7 months ago

    How sad that Americans are still in the choke hold of the racists and bigots. Thanks Republikkkns, your legicy will live on, always remember, pay back is a bitch.

    • Dragon1717
      Dragon1717 7 months ago

      It's often been said by many a wise pundit that the race card is the last refuge of the liberal scoundrel. And you've got another thing coming you liberals...........................................

  • Anna L.
    Anna L. 7 months ago

    Trevor is BRILLIANT

  • john Huss
    john Huss 7 months ago


  • Samuel Goldman
    Samuel Goldman 7 months ago

    Yiu could be his son🧐

  • Robert Gilbert
    Robert Gilbert 7 months ago

    No one is safe from the new nazi mobs

  • volleyball dad 1
    volleyball dad 1 7 months ago

    Ever notice how Republicans dont protest someone in a public setting like a restaurant? That says alot about Democrats and liberals....you lost you dont get your way so you turn into whining bitches...like little children you scream and refuse to act human 😂 I let my kids watch things like this that way they know which party is civil and which party is gay

  • Jubilee
    Jubilee 7 months ago

    I wouldn’t want to eat near a human sized rat either.

  • Screw You
    Screw You 7 months ago

    Wuatever happened to the times where we could eat food in peace?

  • sailtheplains
    sailtheplains 7 months ago

    Seriously, only 3-10 years. What a fucking asshole.
    1:55 "Ready for the police" HAHA

  • Jo Ann Lewis
    Jo Ann Lewis 7 months ago +1

    Love the comment about Mandela Raised Hands - Don't Shoot! lol!

  • james fiaco
    james fiaco 7 months ago

    if the country dealt with men like this the way they used to treat so-called which is, we would not have these type of problems today. Everybody knows how people like this get treated in jail or prison by the other inmates or convicts. Inmates and convicts need to take that attitude to the mother fucking Street. Donald talking about rapist and perverts coming in over the border. The bottom line you are either part of the world's solutions or exacerbating the world's problems either way your being held physically mentally spiritually accountable for each and every moment. Similar to life not being free everyone soul and spirit is paying out! In one way or the other, internally for all eternity throughout existence case closed mercy forgiveness spiritual welfare are not changing those facts" protecting carrying compensating any spirits or souls that are connected to life that does not validate signify love honor and the creation of life.

  • james fiaco
    james fiaco 7 months ago

    These Republicans are ignorant beyond retarded. Acting like this allegation magically gave them the same wisdom and knowledge formal education hands-on experience that the FBI has developed from years of investigating all types of criminal behavior. On second thought they are behaving like criminals low ranking I may say, for sexual crimes are classified as the weakest form of criminal conduct case closed.

  • james fiaco
    james fiaco 7 months ago

    just look at the type of people Donald Trump tries to surround himself with, Bill O'Reilly Roy Moore Harvey Weinstein Wikileaks, who is a fugitive from 10 or 15 other countries for being linked to sexual crimes' that are far worse than what we all heard come out of Donald Trump's own stinking mouth during the access Hollywood bus interview. One of the countries Wikileaks is a fugitive from his Sweden they have some of the most relaxed sexual laws in the world. So if you're a fugitive for sexual crimes from a country that has the most relaxed laws in the world. That really says how you feel about intimacy and love honor and the creation of life' keep in mind sexual crimes are classified as the weakest form of criminal conduct why do you suppose that is? Not to mention a dominant gentleman does not need to sneak around or cheat on his wife, he has the skills physical mental capabilities to naturally convince her to have the desire to accept other women romantically into the relationship. A dominant gentleman does not need to pay off a porno star to keep quiet about their affair sexual experience' for they have the physical mental capabilities to convince their mistress one night stand whatever to freely keep the experience confidential. They will be happy to do so freely Trump paid out 130,000. Businessmen

  • Lucien Hicks
    Lucien Hicks 7 months ago

    Tfw people boo the Zodiac killer out of a restaurant instead of locking him up for totally murdering all those people when he was in preschool

  • 刘宇龙
    刘宇龙 8 months ago


  • Mack Dickerson
    Mack Dickerson 8 months ago +1

    lol......that's the first thing I thought of. Hands up don't shoot....lol

  • Adam Jenkins
    Adam Jenkins 8 months ago

    If he set foot in my restaurant, he better run!

    • Dragon1717
      Dragon1717 7 months ago

      It would be wise to use caution in that situation. I'll leave at that Adam

  • Darrell Smith
    Darrell Smith 8 months ago

    spineless Ted Cruz he let Donald Trump trash his family what do you expect from spineless Ted Cruz

  • ioan pena
    ioan pena 8 months ago

    He should wear a mask to hide from everybody...

  • alois gwatinyanya
    alois gwatinyanya 8 months ago


  • Blake Vernon
    Blake Vernon 8 months ago

    Do any of you know what is like to be accused of something without evidence you’ve never thought of? Because I have. Dems have become disgusting leaking the letter that only they had in their pocket (for mouths now).

  • Marcos Torrani
    Marcos Torrani 8 months ago

    As Richard Ashcroft from the Verve would say.. Its a bitter sweet symphony yeahhhhh biatch!!!!! Get your bumboklat out of my restaurante!

  • Holyfox
    Holyfox 8 months ago

    Horrible. Shame on those people. Leave people their privacy. No matter if we like him or not.
    Reminds me of mobbing Jews on german streets 1941.😡
    America is in a state of hysteria right now.

    • Mary Rose Kent
      Mary Rose Kent 7 months ago

      They were out in public, which is the opposite of privacy. America is in a state of hysteria because we have a moronic mob boss 🍊🍄💩 pretending to be president while he enriches himself and his family, saddles future generations with mind-numbing, soul-sucking debt in order to make life *even easier* for the rich, rips babies away from their parents, and makes us the laughingstock of the world.

  • Enkosi Bono
    Enkosi Bono 8 months ago

    Lol dont shoot im already dead 😅😂

  • Michael RS
    Michael RS 8 months ago

    Good timing in unavailing the Mandela statue. So much for the reconciliation in South Africa.
    The only people who actually know how to run the country and it's Industries, especially farming, are either fleeing or being killed.
    Welcome to Zimbabwe the sequel.

  • goodgulf13
    goodgulf13 8 months ago

    To the right wing. Mandela and Rev King lived too long

  • Sooner Admirer
    Sooner Admirer 8 months ago

    Religious Republicans started by harassing people at abortion clinics and now Democrats are harassing people everywhere else. Inevitably no one will be able to get anything without being subject to a political lecture. Congrats everyone!!!

  • Luis astudillo
    Luis astudillo 8 months ago

    Don't shoot! I'm already dead.🛐

  • DeadTroperSociety
    DeadTroperSociety 8 months ago

    Look at the stupidity of these protesters. Now the restaurant is getting death threats. Did they even think about that? Morons are just like those Vegan Isis Antifa. I remember during Trump's inauguration, these assholes torched a limousine because they thought it was owned by some rich white dude only it wasn't and it was a rental limousine and it was owned by an immigrant.
    Way to go jackasses. The Ends NEVER JUSTIFIES the Means.

    • DeadTroperSociety
      DeadTroperSociety 7 months ago

      Don't twist my words. You know perfectly well what that quote means.
      If you want to protest, go protest all you want but don't go burning limousines or expose innocent restaurants to death threats just because you want to make a senator unhappy.

    • Mary Rose Kent
      Mary Rose Kent 7 months ago

      So when you say “The Ends (sic) NEVER JUSTIFIES the Means,” I can only assume that having the 🍊🍄💩 masquerading as our president shouldn’t be trying to shove alcoholic Brett Kavanaugh down our throats just to be protected from impeachment-because that would be WRONG.

  • BiffTannen2015
    BiffTannen2015 8 months ago

    fuck you liberals!!! and fuck you too Curious George!!!

  • Wheels Lifts
    Wheels Lifts 8 months ago

    We believe survivors? I'm sorry but that isnt right. Of course people do get sexually assaulted, but people also lie. You cannot believe everyone that says they have been raped. Not saying that I dont believe the kavenough accusers, but still. Horrible slogan for a protest.

  • Chronic Butterfly
    Chronic Butterfly 8 months ago +1

    Cruz is a dick...I think it was Jimmy Kimmel who referenced his face to a blob fish? Perfect analogy👏! I live in central Texas and won't be voting for the blob fish😉

  • The Santa Cruz Joker
    The Santa Cruz Joker 8 months ago

    Cosby gonna get his puddin popped

  • matsujonen
    matsujonen 8 months ago

    Mandela says touchdown!!

  • regios1027
    regios1027 8 months ago +1

    Beto Beto Beto Beto Beto 2018

  • Elijah johnson
    Elijah johnson 8 months ago

    This is horrible we should not joke about this he was shorted out of the restaurant with his wife as liberals we should disavow these people from are party

  • Zach
    Zach 8 months ago

    Ted Cruz's father killed JFK

  • Blak
    Blak 8 months ago

  • FDC 1
    FDC 1 8 months ago +1

    I'd be okay with a Trump statue as long as it's really just Trump frozen in carbonite.

    • Mary Rose Kent
      Mary Rose Kent 7 months ago

      FDC 1
      🌟Brilliant! 🌟

  • ThunderStorm7
    ThunderStorm7 8 months ago +5

    KingTrump and his Cannibal Tribe were shaken for the voice of Thuner of all abused women. At the end of the day Republicans continue digging their graves all over

  • Twoofer Derper
    Twoofer Derper 8 months ago

    Harassing republicans in public is going to help the left in November a lot. Keep it up.

  • Large Soda
    Large Soda 8 months ago

    lol, the way the flag fell

  • metti Doroci
    metti Doroci 8 months ago

    Nelson Mandela is a fucking cunt.

  • Magdalis Almodovar
    Magdalis Almodovar 8 months ago

    I need his humor ,hes hilarious..

  • Cory Scamihorn
    Cory Scamihorn 8 months ago +1

    That statue doesn't look anything like Morgan Freeman.

  • Pras Lye
    Pras Lye 8 months ago

    We know who (((you))) are! You want America splintered you will get extermination once more!

  • X X
    X X 8 months ago

    kick him out of Washington , out of the country , and off the planet ! BRAVO PEOPLE !

  • Hanno Navigator
    Hanno Navigator 8 months ago

    Zionist UN scum using Mandela is disgusting!

  • dave williams
    dave williams 8 months ago

    Cruz would make an excellent Disney villain.

  • mr559
    mr559 8 months ago

    LMAO, why did you guys edit out the part where a man says "Beto is way hotter than you dude!"

  • John Doe
    John Doe 8 months ago

    I should feel sorry for Ted Cruz, but i dont. He isnt even liked by his fellow republicans. When he was giving his speech today at the hearings, the leader republican dude interrupted him to tell him to hurry up and finish talking because he wanted to have time for everyone else to talk. Cruz was the only one that his own party leaders was tired of hearing him talk. When he was told this, Ted looked at his watch like to try and play it off somehow by doing that. Poor Ted, the dems hate him, and the republicans hate him. Just look at him, hes a wessel looking MF, u know he nobody liked him in school 😂

  • John Doe
    John Doe 8 months ago

    Daaamn son, “dont shot”. Thats realer then real 🤭

    • Dragon1717
      Dragon1717 7 months ago

      Not really. Nelson was never a violent street thug with no morals holding a gun

  • Meat Dragon
    Meat Dragon 8 months ago

    Democrats are so uncivilized

  • Vador Aid
    Vador Aid 8 months ago

    I don’t like Cruz, but shame on these people. But it’s funny as shit 😂

  • bhutheman Akuma
    bhutheman Akuma 8 months ago

    Don't shoot I am already died....LMAO

  • Alpha Strength
    Alpha Strength 8 months ago

    What about restaurants where you bring the food from home

  • Jfire 61
    Jfire 61 8 months ago +5

    I think It’s wrong to encourage these lowest common denominator people to boo politicians we disagree with out of public spaces.
    Not to hard to figure out that this could go both ways