Alien: Covenant (2017) KILL COUNT

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  • Dead Meat
    Dead Meat  2 months ago +1060

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    • Mr.Swaggins
      Mr.Swaggins 7 days ago

      It should be a chest buster because it would've taken a few million years not 90 years

    • Buil Dinit
      Buil Dinit 12 days ago

      talk 2 much

    • TzL Monkie37
      TzL Monkie37 21 day ago

      I love your channel like 👇🏻 if you agree

    • Jack Morgan
      Jack Morgan Month ago +1

      Dead Meat 0:27 they aren’t xenomorphs they’re protomorphs

    • Corey James Hill
      Corey James Hill Month ago

      His can cells protomorph a xenomorph

  • Arjun Unnikrishnan
    Arjun Unnikrishnan 3 hours ago

    Undoubtedly. UNDOUBTEDLY. Not undoubtebly.

  • Hard FREEDOM
    Hard FREEDOM 15 hours ago

    Moral of the story

    Never invite them to enter

  • Amio Sarker
    Amio Sarker Day ago

    It's a protomorph !!!!!

  • Electrizer101
    Electrizer101 Day ago +1

    Neomorphs? You mean fetus aliens?

  • cyberdemon 10130

    This is important Which john denver song

  • Josh Waldorf
    Josh Waldorf 2 days ago

    So David was the real creator of the Xenomorph.

  • Fluffy Hotler
    Fluffy Hotler 2 days ago +2

    I like the mini xeno (ಥ ͜ʖಥ)
    And let me have my Protomprphs I like seeing diffrient versions of my beloved xeno's

  • Salty Stick
    Salty Stick 2 days ago

    Everyone keeps giving Ridley Scott crap by saying that he made the first Alien movie.

    Are y'all forgetting that he _directed_ it and not _wrote_ it?
    That role goes to Dan O'Bannon.

  • HadeeHD
    HadeeHD 2 days ago +1

    6:24 His Husband?
    Is his name Husband? Hopefully.

  • Reeces Piece
    Reeces Piece 2 days ago

    The Neomorph was awesome...

  • Nicholas L
    Nicholas L 2 days ago +4

    The neomorphs probably come out depending on how the “spores” enter

    • I am a lit Bean
      I am a lit Bean Day ago +1

      Nicholas L but one went in his ear and came out his back and the other one went in his nose

  • Caroline OMahoney
    Caroline OMahoney 2 days ago +1

    13:05 that is a queen chest burster

  • Mathew Johns
    Mathew Johns 2 days ago

    Wait is this halo

  • Razgriz6464
    Razgriz6464 3 days ago

    'I'm kicking my own ass"

  • Dr Falcon
    Dr Falcon 3 days ago

    So, is there gonna be another one that explains the ship that the first xenomorph in the 1979 film, or is it just unknown

  • Sverrir Hvassauga
    Sverrir Hvassauga 3 days ago +1

    So Lope and the other guy are married eh? I mean that's cool I guess... But did anyone else notice how grossly counterproductive it is to include a pair of gay guys on a COLONIZATION MISSION??? Forget adopting, you're on an alien planet, WHO LOOKED AT THAT AND THOUGHT,"Mmm yep, makes sense, the logic doesn't matter so long as we hit our diversity quota."
    Seriously, I'm fine with gay representation in film, I just saw Rocketman and LOVED it. But this... This was not the place to do it because it just doesn't make any sense. At. All.

  • Shaggy Rogers
    Shaggy Rogers 3 days ago

    when the xenomorph
    popped out of the guy, James went crazy but however i saw a chest burster before it did its fast molting, i have a reason to believe that only the first xenomorphs (all the eggs in the room with the face huggers that leads to the first xenomorphs) can molt unbelievably fast into small xenomorphs

  • TSS_Thunder
    TSS_Thunder 3 days ago

    Why David...

  • Abiageal Hopper-Tracy
    Abiageal Hopper-Tracy 4 days ago +1

    13:10 IT LOOKS SO CUTE

  • tube Minecrafter
    tube Minecrafter 4 days ago

    16:10 mountain face

  • Samuel Rivas
    Samuel Rivas 5 days ago

    Do the movie Dracula untold

  • WarfareLegend
    WarfareLegend 5 days ago +3

    Ridley Scott himself addmitted that this was not meant to be a Xenomorph

  • Raphael Burger
    Raphael Burger 5 days ago

    Wow, these neomorphs are so undecided, they always come out somehow

  • Call Me Astaire
    Call Me Astaire 5 days ago +4

    "And 16 felony charges"

  • Ryan Poulin
    Ryan Poulin 5 days ago

    Answer me please what is the next movie to this ill be watching my notifications lol


    This is PREDATOR? 5:53

  • Vlego Creations
    Vlego Creations 5 days ago

    I wonder if he will ever run out of movis

  • Eli Shreves
    Eli Shreves 5 days ago


  • Eli Shreves
    Eli Shreves 5 days ago

    At my old school we never infect humans thro there eras holes

  • Stefan Joeres
    Stefan Joeres 6 days ago +3

    You didn't go for the "Fasskicking" pun to describe the Droid fight.

  • Adyan Ali Lishan
    Adyan Ali Lishan 6 days ago

    Dude can you pls not say bad words

  • Rodney Hoffman
    Rodney Hoffman 6 days ago

    150 kills in this franchise

  • MrCrispy
    MrCrispy 6 days ago

    Why is the little xenomorph out the chest actually super cute

  • Greenley Ramirez
    Greenley Ramirez 7 days ago +1

    Why is there a face in the mountain at 16:10

  • Bmx Forever
    Bmx Forever 7 days ago

    It is that tiny xenomorph fully grown it was an egg sack and a plant infected by black goop

  • Jennie Ma Cruz
    Jennie Ma Cruz 7 days ago

    You should do Godzilla kill counts

  • Judo Chop Master
    Judo Chop Master 7 days ago

    14:09 That face tho

  • American Fitty
    American Fitty 7 days ago

    Hey Smollett was that a Magamorph?

  • American Fitty
    American Fitty 7 days ago +1

    The best James Franco he has played in...#FirstKill

  • RK900 Conan
    RK900 Conan 7 days ago +1

    "David the first human hating android"
    Detroit Become Human: *Am I a joke to you?*

    • LilyCanadian
      LilyCanadian 5 days ago

      i get its a joke but this movie came out in 2017 and D:BH was 2018

  • felicity humphries
    felicity humphries 7 days ago

    Did you know that 2 plus 47 is 49 not 48

  • King Of Monster
    King Of Monster 7 days ago

    You talk to much

  • Cooper Ochsenbein
    Cooper Ochsenbein 7 days ago

    I have a theory on the proto/xenomorph and it’s that the xenomorph started more organic and biological but because it is the perfect organism it becomes more technological and advanced which is why the xenomorph physiology changes between alien and aliens and because it evolved so rapidly one of its fatal flaws is the face hugger embryo implanted, takes longer to be implanted and comes out less developed as the classic chestburster

  • Xavier Draws
    Xavier Draws 8 days ago

    I like to think that those weird tiny Xenomorphs would evole into the classic chestburster

  • Shars art
    Shars art 8 days ago

    Hey James i like Neomorphs. Fight me.

  • jack canox
    jack canox 8 days ago

    This movie is trashgarbage

  • floweyball 2 nope
    floweyball 2 nope 8 days ago

    kill count: tf2 meet the team
    no srly

  • Danky Dirk
    Danky Dirk 9 days ago

    Funny how the first count is 1 but the second is 47

  • Sami
    Sami 9 days ago

    In 1 or 2 mins we allready have 48 kills

  • Audrey Octavio
    Audrey Octavio 9 days ago

    It Portomorf

  • predators vs zenomorphes

    zenomorphe and the predators are so amazing and I worship them like gods

  • predators vs zenomorphes

    I counted over around 19 million or more in the turned bodies

  • Tuber
    Tuber 10 days ago

    Is this what Gordon Hayward does in his free time?

  • Empowered Wolf
    Empowered Wolf 10 days ago

    That zeno baby is so cute

  • Chris Cowie
    Chris Cowie 10 days ago

    Not to be against gays or anything, but wouldn’t it make 0 sense to send a gay couple to a planet you want to populate. Almost the entire rest of the crew have significant others they can reproduce with to help grow the population, it just dosent make sense story wise, and the ones who aren’t tied down are straight singles who can be with colonists

  • Spark The Flame TV
    Spark The Flame TV 10 days ago

    Am I the only one thinking of halo

  • icup Boi
    icup Boi 10 days ago


  • Chris Luk
    Chris Luk 10 days ago

    The way those xenomorphs come out of the body is like the way the monster in call of duty (I forgot which one) the one in zombies comes out

  • fOrTnItE pRo
    fOrTnItE pRo 11 days ago +4

    So sad that Sigourney Weaver/ Ripley wasn’t in this movie 😭

    • LilyCanadian
      LilyCanadian 5 days ago

      i mean duh since this is BEFORE the alien stuff thus meaning she wouldn't be there

  • chaz cooley
    chaz cooley 11 days ago

    I imagine that the actor of the androids said "time to kick my own ass"

  • drakey poo
    drakey poo 11 days ago

    Mars Attacks Kill count!

  • Prince Rathalos / Power Balance

    Engineers makes Weyland
    Weyland makes David
    David makes Protomorph
    Predators make Xenomorph

    RYAN COCCHINI 12 days ago +1


  • Bob Keegan
    Bob Keegan 12 days ago +7


  • Rubdecrub
    Rubdecrub 12 days ago

    Do one on the emoji movie

  • sp00kydemig0d
    sp00kydemig0d 12 days ago

    David will forever be the hotty villy

  • Chadwick Boseman
    Chadwick Boseman 12 days ago

    This dudes enthusiastic af smile while explaining this is the creepiest part of this😂

  • ;-;
    ;-; 13 days ago

    So it can come out of the bum

  • Preston Noble
    Preston Noble 13 days ago

    We need frank west!!!! (Deadrising) to save us all!!!

  • bill woods
    bill woods 13 days ago

    That is my name

  • Ricky Marshall
    Ricky Marshall 13 days ago

    The 47 colonists that died at the beginning most likely included the guy that got incinerated, so we have an extra kill.

  • Fenrir
    Fenrir 13 days ago

    What happend to the second Neomorph?

    • Ali 04
      Ali 04 5 days ago

      It god killed

  • Feedtehhobo
    Feedtehhobo 13 days ago

    anyone notice the second "neomorph" running? looks like a bad SFM animation run.

  • rayraybaby136
    rayraybaby136 13 days ago

    I've wanted to watch this movie... but I was too scared so thank you. I've seen it now

  • Jason
    Jason 13 days ago

    Considering all the genocidal shit David eventually got up to, Weyland should've deactivated him immediately if he was displaying such an obscene misanthro-God complex on first bootup.

  • Yolanda Colon
    Yolanda Colon 13 days ago

    It looks like slenderman

  • YA Like JAZZ
    YA Like JAZZ 13 days ago

    I have the game it’s called Alien isolation

  • Joshuah Mitchell
    Joshuah Mitchell 13 days ago +1

    Dude you need to review a Netflix series it's called slasher

  • Angel Valencia
    Angel Valencia 14 days ago

    There’s a face at 16:11 on the left

  • Tiago Silva
    Tiago Silva 14 days ago

    from 1 to 48 EXCELENT :)

  • JKL
    JKL 14 days ago

    4 ads in 6 minutes

  • Mr.CandySkull !
    Mr.CandySkull ! 14 days ago

    I was almost 12 when i went to the cinema with my dad, brother and myself. We went to see this movie after my brother and i watched all of the movies. My dad had seen them aswell. I was a great fan of the movie so were my brother and dad. So we went the day it came out. But something came in the day and we went the day after. Altough i didn't understand the subject of the film i still enjoyed it as much as my dad and brother. Loved it.

  • theplayingpro
    theplayingpro 14 days ago

    We need a game that's multiplayer 2 teams 1 person starts as a face hugger and the other team has to try to avoid the other side/kill they spawn with a flashlight and they need to supplies the other team has to first get someone once they find someone they can jump on them and after 10 seconds they burst out of the host and they need to hide for 30 seconds (the host dies and joins the other team) then they become 1 a normal alien or a queen alien a normal one is fast and strong a queen is slow very strong and can spawn ai controlled aliens .for team 1 to win (the humans) they need to kill the queen alien with a bomb then kill all the other aliens three times then they win for team 2 the aliens need to kill all humans and have to destroy the ship they are on
    If a human dies 3 times they join the other team

  • Linu Ananth
    Linu Ananth 14 days ago

    Wait the guy that u said had a husband is gay

  • Colin Petti
    Colin Petti 15 days ago

    I got a 1:30 minute unskipable ad on this video

  • Thomas Lewis
    Thomas Lewis 15 days ago

    They new James was gonna give a kill count that’s y they said we lost 47 colonist and they wanted new biggest kill count

  • Big world of Mark
    Big world of Mark 15 days ago

    Not a xphnomorph

  • Big world of Mark
    Big world of Mark 15 days ago

    It’s not a

  • Thehider 1234567
    Thehider 1234567 15 days ago +9

    God damnit!
    I was going to see this with my dad for his birthday, but at the time, I was 15. It was rated 16! AH
    Also, from that message I sent you a while ago about this, thanks, James.

  • phantomgamer690
    phantomgamer690 15 days ago

    where is master chief

  • Cj Marshall
    Cj Marshall 15 days ago +4

    The xenomorph is actually called a protomorph.

    • Cj Marshall
      Cj Marshall 12 days ago

      @notavalible 123 dude fuck you I'm an enthusiast of the Alien (and Predator) franchises

    • notavalible 123
      notavalible 123 12 days ago

      Thanks Mr internet

  • moon putters
    moon putters 15 days ago


  • grim reaper
    grim reaper 15 days ago

    I hated this movie

  • Pearse McLarnon
    Pearse McLarnon 16 days ago

    What happened to the devan?

    • Ali 04
      Ali 04 5 days ago

      I think it's dead but they never showed it again

    • Pearse McLarnon
      Pearse McLarnon 16 days ago

      I mean decan

  • Jackinabox
    Jackinabox 16 days ago +24

    James: *shows dead body with blood and organs everywhere*
    Also James: i can’t show this dead body cause she’s all nakey

    • Jpool
      Jpool 13 days ago


  • - Zora -
    - Zora - 16 days ago

    Uhh did anyone see a face on the mountian at 16:10?

  • Darth Vader 123
    Darth Vader 123 16 days ago

    The shower scene i saw jessie

  • Skeleton Guy
    Skeleton Guy 16 days ago +4

    David: come with me if you want to live
    me: no i don't know you, stranger danger
    David: Am i a joke to you?

  • Bigby Boss
    Bigby Boss 16 days ago +1

    Oof, you're extremely nostalgic.
    I don't remember the movies ever excluding other aliens & alien races.
    But no, we MUST have Xenomorphs or it's bad.

    • Golden Jaguer
      Golden Jaguer 16 days ago

      Bigby Boss agreed they should show us more species