Top 10+ FUNNIEST Comeback Texts Ever!

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  • It’s Cash21
    It’s Cash21 4 дня назад

    Who has a fucking contact named “bully”? Why would you have your bully’s number

  • Zeus Singh
    Zeus Singh 4 дня назад

    Most of these were from Facebook YOU AINT SLICK

  • mahdi Chowdhury
    mahdi Chowdhury 4 дня назад

    A lot of these were copied from smile

  • Luke W Nowotnik
    Luke W Nowotnik 5 дней назад

    Kid: (Takes one of my Goldfish)
    Me: Why did you do that?
    Him: My friend told you to do it.
    Me: He told you to do it? Your lies are as broken as your Fortnite skills.
    Everyone: OOHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • Hristijan Rzanikoski
    Hristijan Rzanikoski 7 дней назад

    here is one of my comebacks:
    bully:i have 10 times more girls than you
    me:10 times 0 is still 0 so we have the same amount of girls

  • Riley Jones
    Riley Jones 8 дней назад

    OMG THE LAST ONE THO😂😂😂

  • Emily wolf lover
    Emily wolf lover 8 дней назад

    1:40 was awesome I should use that

  • Savannah Hoople
    Savannah Hoople 9 дней назад

    #Nevergiveup

  • Savannah Hoople
    Savannah Hoople 9 дней назад

    5:21=XD

  • Savannah Hoople
    Savannah Hoople 9 дней назад

    2:54

  • WaffleWicKet _
    WaffleWicKet _ 10 дней назад

    Who the fuck has their bully as a contact?

  • Jordan - Roblox & Random Games
    Jordan - Roblox & Random Games 10 дней назад

    Half of these are just savage internet comebacks... not texts.

  • Hey_ItzRose !
    Hey_ItzRose ! 10 дней назад

    What even is this music

  • mr kumar mr
    mr kumar mr 10 дней назад

    I love this

  • Lucas Wisdom
    Lucas Wisdom 12 дней назад

    F to the a to the k to the e

  • Gaming Beast
    Gaming Beast 12 дней назад

    All i can say is Savage

  • Mr. Potato
    Mr. Potato 13 дней назад

    2:32 i dieeeee😂😂

  • brianda valencia
    brianda valencia 13 дней назад +1

    Some of these were great comebacks tho!!!
    #roastembitchesback#

  • yugiwoa and ranbow wowzy
    yugiwoa and ranbow wowzy 16 дней назад

    I love the music

  • mathew-in-english ikr
    mathew-in-english ikr 17 дней назад

    The one at 9:12

  • Yani Parris
    Yani Parris 18 дней назад

    Why do I have a feeling that this a roast battle with random people

  • Yani Parris
    Yani Parris 18 дней назад

    In the fist text this dude got roasted completely

  • Lucario GX
    Lucario GX 18 дней назад

    My worst enemy vs Me
    Worst enemy : I have everything and you have nothing
    Me : I have something you don’t have
    Me : A BRAIN

  • Lucario GX
    Lucario GX 18 дней назад

    Me vs My sister
    my Sister : I WILL NEVER TALK TO YOU EVER AGAIN RAT
    Me : Yeah that’s why you don’t talk to yourself

  • Lucario GX
    Lucario GX 18 дней назад

    Me vs my Bully
    Bully : you smell like poo
    Me : thx you smell like chicken stew

  • Lucario GX
    Lucario GX 18 дней назад

    Me vs A group of girls
    Me : So you think your better than me ugly
    The main girl : I’m not ugly, I’m pretty
    Me : I think your pretty too
    The main girl : Heh thanks! 😜
    Me : PRETTY UGLY
    The main girl : 😑

  • Daniel Ahoubim
    Daniel Ahoubim 19 дней назад

    Literally all of these are stolen

  • Cryptic Vibez
    Cryptic Vibez 19 дней назад

    That thumbnail

  • Tlix The Native Jammer
    Tlix The Native Jammer 20 дней назад

    This isn’t a comeback text but here’s one that happened between me and my dad...
    My dad: CMON HURRY QUICK BUY ME THIS WATCH ON AMAZON CMON HURRY THERES ONLY ONE LEFT IN STALK!
    Me: OK I BOUGHT IT! IT SAYS IT WILL ARIVE...









    NEVER

    My dad: Laughing so hard in the background

  • Lynette Kirkpatrick
    Lynette Kirkpatrick 20 дней назад

    Most of your videos are clickbait, so I have a poem to share, *clears throat* roses are red, violets are blue, you are a clickbaiter, so I hate you. HAHA! =✓ (btw that's supposed to be a face) Ps. THE GODDAMN MUSIC BURST MY EARS OUT

  • Shibe Mlem
    Shibe Mlem 20 дней назад

    1:06 he name is bully

  • Gizmo -_- 1
    Gizmo -_- 1 20 дней назад

    0:10
    Stand by me ;)

  • ĀÑTĪSĒPTÎČĒYĒ/teen /vampire /sexy/demon/

    *laughs for 900000 days*

  • DJ TheBoss21
    DJ TheBoss21 21 день назад

    1: dude I just had my first kiss
    2: your mom doesn't count.
    1: your sister does though
    2: I don't have a sister

  • Difference Gamer
    Difference Gamer 21 день назад

    THE PHOTOSHOP ON HR FACE THO

  • Ingo James
    Ingo James 22 дня назад

    These are so savage and that is funny. 😃😂

  • Ruijie Xiao
    Ruijie Xiao 22 дня назад

    All of these messages are copied from other websites and the person just put a different background and pretend it's their's

    • Ruijie Xiao
      Ruijie Xiao 22 дня назад

      This whore doesn't even give the credits to people

  • [WUT] SF81
    [WUT] SF81 22 дня назад

    0:32 Did you get that from Lance210? Or did you just think of that?

  • Mandy Waege
    Mandy Waege 23 дня назад

    Hey

  • fan blue guest
    fan blue guest 23 дня назад

    LIKE

  • fan blue guest
    fan blue guest 23 дня назад +1

    text from my bully
    ur so ugly
    me: yeah i dress up to loook like u
    OHHHH LIKE

  • FlashYello
    FlashYello 23 дня назад

    Bully:You were a mistake
    Dude:So was your sister
    Bully:I don’t have a sister
    Dude:You’re about to have one in 9 months
    Me: how did he know that it will be a girl ._. When it’s 9 months before birth

  • Legit Mus
    Legit Mus 24 дня назад

    HahahahahaHahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahah

  • Loh Issey
    Loh Issey 24 дня назад

    そふんy

  • little Shane OMG
    little Shane OMG 24 дня назад

    1:26 WTF

  • Nobody Cares.
    Nobody Cares. 24 дня назад

    Almost all of them are from another video I just watched

  • The Fox Gamer
    The Fox Gamer 24 дня назад

    0:52 and 0:57 LOL

  • Regal Chris
    Regal Chris 24 дня назад

    I NEED TO KNOW THE BACKGROUND MUSIC

  • Jason Mejia
    Jason Mejia 25 дней назад

    More then half of these were down weak come backs

  • Isabella Diaz
    Isabella Diaz 25 дней назад

    0:46 Mean Girls reference!

  • Qnwsjsw Wjsuuurj
    Qnwsjsw Wjsuuurj 25 дней назад

    The thumbnail had me already dead tho

  • RavenCloud
    RavenCloud 25 дней назад

    This is a text conversation with a fuckboy.
    Me: *chillin'*
    Some random mothafucka: hey
    Me:....... Hi
    random mothafucka: wanna fuck?
    Me:..........dafuq?
    Mothafucka: ye wanna fuckck?
    Me: no.
    Mothafucka: why? I have a big dick
    Me: idc
    Mothafucka: u don't appreciate a big dick?
    Me: im gay
    Mothafucka: wtf lesbian queer u gay suck dicccck
    Me: im still gay i dont suck dick..
    Mothafucka: ya ever want a dick? Big and firm.... ;)
    Me: no. Im gay.
    Mothafucka: CMON ADMIT IT
    Me:wot
    Mothafucka: u wanna fuck me ;)
    Me. nO. Im GAY.
    Mothafucka: stop playing hard to get!
    Me: im not playing hard to get. Im impossible for you to get.
    Mothafucka: *sends dick pic*
    Me: why the fuck did you do that?!?
    Mothafucka: u like it don't ya?;)
    Me: FOR THE LAST TIME. I. AM. GAY. THAT MEANS I LIKE BOOBS NOT DICKS.
    Mothafucka: k


    Next week

    Mothafucka :heyyy ;)
    Me: i have a girlfriend
    Mothafucka: cheat on her with me babe ;) you have to try an alpha male
    Me: nawh i like her. And you're just a fuckboy. I don't like you, or any boy.
    Mothafucka: you slut! You broke my heart.... Kept me waiting all these days.... FOR NOTHING!
    Me: i told you on the first day that im gay...
    Mothafucka: you were an accident!
    Me: well the greatest art comes by accident :) bye motherfucker!

  • What are you looking at? ʕ •ᴥ•ʔ

    5:48 they don't have a profile pic...

  • Twist3d_Wayz
    Twist3d_Wayz 26 дней назад

    10 minute video with 7 ads. Someone is a fucking money grabber

  • Nikolai Petersen
    Nikolai Petersen 26 дней назад

    2:44

  • Nikolai Petersen
    Nikolai Petersen 26 дней назад

    2:48 Danmmmmmmm

  • Andrew - Vlogs And Gaming
    Andrew - Vlogs And Gaming 26 дней назад

    Most of these were stolen from social media.

  • Fartherluke Gaming
    Fartherluke Gaming 27 дней назад

    This is click bait

  • Garrett GP
    Garrett GP 27 дней назад

    I saw more than half of these on a Facebook comebacks video

  • Inspiration Is Key
    Inspiration Is Key 28 дней назад

    0:08
    Yeah because the victim has and texts the bully's number naming it bully XD

  • ethanplayz- Roblox and more!
    ethanplayz- Roblox and more! 28 дней назад

    Friend:when you look in the mirror it cracks
    Me:when you look in the mirror is shadders

  • hayyan 1902
    hayyan 1902 28 дней назад

    Some are from reaction time best combacka

  • Mistol 881
    Mistol 881 29 дней назад

    7:54, 🤭

  • ObsessedGamer XxX
    ObsessedGamer XxX 29 дней назад

    The ones from the “bully” weren’t savage they really didn’t make that much sense to me

  • MacSoldier2.0
    MacSoldier2.0 29 дней назад +1

    0:36 copied from Lance210’s vines

  • Teakest
    Teakest 29 дней назад

    Why's this dude taking all of the combacks from instagram

  • Remix RBLX
    Remix RBLX Месяц назад

    SAVAGE RIGHT DER

  • Morgan Mcleod
    Morgan Mcleod Месяц назад

    To all the haters out there
    Awesome ends me
    Ugly starts with I

  • The Girl
    The Girl Месяц назад

    y would you text your bully is it like
    Bully: your so ugly i'm gonna throw up
    victim: can I get your number?

  • O Dog
    O Dog Месяц назад

    I totally keep a contact in my phone named “Bully”

  • Zesty Jeff
    Zesty Jeff Месяц назад

    A lot of these were just plain mean and unnecessary even if it was just a regular statement there still had to be a comeback

  • ethan polius
    ethan polius Месяц назад

    the last one was savage :)

  • JessGaming4Life / Chezzica
    JessGaming4Life / Chezzica Месяц назад

    4:57 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 oh. my.gosh. thats my favorite

  • Gage Smith
    Gage Smith Месяц назад

    If your brother gets married then the girl is your sister and by blood then it’s your brothers too so... JAIL BITCH!

  • TheZeldaMan
    TheZeldaMan Месяц назад

    I watched this whole video and the only ones that made me laugh are 6:20 and 7:45

  • Bloodbathkidd
    Bloodbathkidd Месяц назад

    STOP THE MUSIC BE ORIGINAL MAKE SOMETHING BY YOURSELF

  • Shadowphage
    Shadowphage Месяц назад

    i knew dogs were gods, cus mine is next to me :) 5:20

  • Ved Gatne
    Ved Gatne Месяц назад

    Savage level 1000

  • MOVE!!! I’M YOONGI!!! !
    MOVE!!! I’M YOONGI!!! ! Месяц назад

    Some girl came up to me and said
    You were probably born from kangoroos because they are awkward and disgusting.
    So I answered
    Maybe they learned from You.
    Was that a Roast? I don’t think so..

  • Football AndVlogs
    Football AndVlogs Месяц назад

    2:40 was wrong. It’s soposed to say your the yangetvbrother

  • Berenice Osuna
    Berenice Osuna Месяц назад

    the music in the backrouand sucks

  • Numa Chowdhury
    Numa Chowdhury Месяц назад

    Great comebacks

  • Supermario Logan
    Supermario Logan Месяц назад

    loving this music😜anyone else?

  • The_Straight_Banana_ Games
    The_Straight_Banana_ Games Месяц назад

    It is stupid not the video but me pic

  • The Dabsterz Donkey
    The Dabsterz Donkey Месяц назад

    Wwwwwwaaaaaaaayyyyyyyy too savage

  • MattIsHardcore Gaming
    MattIsHardcore Gaming Месяц назад

    Those are some SAVAGE roasts

  • Omar Cepeda
    Omar Cepeda Месяц назад

    8:22 that comeback honestly in my opinion that wasn't necessary. the person have their opinion on the song. nothing wrong with that

  • Martin Dušek
    Martin Dušek Месяц назад

    Song??

  • Aidyn Lee
    Aidyn Lee Месяц назад

    What kind of music is this?

  • xxxJayzxxx cruz
    xxxJayzxxx cruz Месяц назад

    Some of those are cringy

  • xxxJayzxxx cruz
    xxxJayzxxx cruz Месяц назад

    Your sister does though how do u even know if he has a sister?

  • B.M. 9000
    B.M. 9000 Месяц назад

    Otis McDonald-behind closed doors
    is the song name

  • Morgan Parker
    Morgan Parker Месяц назад

    Bully: I hate u u are stupid
    Me: Actually I looked up stupid for your sake your name was spelled correctly

  • Changer YouTube
    Changer YouTube Месяц назад

    I don’t get some of these, I’m so innocent

  • T 3games
    T 3games Месяц назад

    The music is lit someone gimme the name of it so I can download it please

  • Ashley Palima
    Ashley Palima Месяц назад

    Bully girl nerd's are smart and populer you know that so don't even say that.

  • Piggy Knight
    Piggy Knight Месяц назад

    Woman=Mom
    Girl=Kid
    Kid ain't mom

  • Best Videos & Cartoon Moments
    Best Videos & Cartoon Moments Месяц назад

    Not even funny.

  • JerryMistik AKA: Mistic K
    JerryMistik AKA: Mistic K Месяц назад

    Bully: Hey dude, can I ask you a question?
    Me: Yeah sure.
    Bully: *WHAT ARE THOSE?*
    Me: These are the shoes you can't afford.
    Bully: Are you stupid? those cost like 1 penny.
    Me: that's exactly why I said you can't afford them, they are too expensive for you to buy. 😎
    Bully: At least I get kissed by a girl every time before I go to sleep.
    Me: Wow! your mother really cares about you, doesn't she?
    Bully: Shut up. I have been with 2 girls ever since we were babies and we always care about each other and hang around a lot at my house.
    Me: I didn't know you had 2 sisters.
    Bully: shut up. look at your hairline.
    Me: *Takes off mirror off of his forehead* Oh I didn't know your hairline was that bad.
    Bully: shut up. I want you to go to hell.
    Me: Is that where you and your friend will meet me? oh wait it would be just you.
    Bully: what does that mean?
    Me: look at my hand. This is the amount of friends you have and how much importance you actually are for this world.
    Bully: But there is nothing on your hand.
    Me: Exactly.
    Bully: Shut up. Ok I will tell your crush that you like her.
    Me: Cool, I really like your sister anyway.
    Bully: What the ****. She doesn't like you. The only reason she acts nice and cares for you is because she doesn't want you to feel sad or lonely but really she hates you and wants to kill you.
    Me: Isn't that the reason why your family cares about you? Come back to me when you are 18 years old, that's the age you are legally allowed to get yourself roasted.
    Bully: Wait, there is no such law.
    Me: You see, they had to make that law because of you.
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  • Mohammed Ali
    Mohammed Ali Месяц назад

    In my sch everyone is scared of me cuz I’ve got a sharp tongue and a mean personality lol-this has given me new ideas