Top 10+ FUNNIEST Comeback Texts Ever!


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  • M Pandas
    M Pandas День назад

    Music at beggining please

  • Edin Zenon
    Edin Zenon 8 дней назад

    Making comebacks to bullies are the best!

  • BigTank 166
    BigTank 166 11 дней назад

    One time this happened
    Bully : LOSER!
    Me : Close ur mouth u big fatA$$. No wonder ur Mom doesn't love u!
    I felt so proud of myself

  • Dr. Oppenheimer
    Dr. Oppenheimer 11 дней назад

    0:45 is the best!

  • Antony stephen
    Antony stephen 13 дней назад

    Dope song

  • Bangtan Sonyeon damn
    Bangtan Sonyeon damn 13 дней назад

    *Fuck ads*

  • Malea Le
    Malea Le 14 дней назад

    Dude this is hilarous

  • Kit kat
    Kit kat 20 дней назад +1

    I got one.
    Bully: Can I borrow a pen?
    Me: Your Mom
    *Walks away feeling proud

  • milky the therian
    milky the therian 24 дня назад

    You elft me in your back seat. My fat cat milky keeps on haveing kids. He likes to eat Cheetos .

  • You Tews
    You Tews 27 дней назад +1

    Haha 1:00 was da best.... cuz it’s true

  • -Cute Dragon-
    -Cute Dragon- 29 дней назад


  • Tamazon Prem
    Tamazon Prem Месяц назад


  • TripClearwater
    TripClearwater Месяц назад

    0:12 OK first of all that comeback was used in "stan by me", 1986 by Stephen king

  • Simon Palmer
    Simon Palmer Месяц назад

    First these are mostly Instagram comebacks and where never texted. Secondly why does it say (example) dad is typing, person who send a text: not dad ;-;

  • xXITZ5156IZZYXx
    xXITZ5156IZZYXx Месяц назад

    Fail fail fail

    No one asked for your life story

  • FELIX_ 2ND
    FELIX_ 2ND Месяц назад

    This old shit

  • Kanenite Forever
    Kanenite Forever Месяц назад

    Friend: I've had 5 girlfriends you haven't even had one
    Me: Do you currently have one?
    Friend: No
    Me: So that means you had 5 breakups and I haven't had one

    By the way 5 is just a random number, no one I know actually said that

  • Sebastian Liggieri
    Sebastian Liggieri Месяц назад

    Taxi service involving money, I'll use that on my mates whenever I can, that's gold

  • Chad & Robin Wilson
    Chad & Robin Wilson Месяц назад


  • Nicolas Popa
    Nicolas Popa Месяц назад


  • David Gaibu
    David Gaibu Месяц назад


  • anna Chan
    anna Chan Месяц назад

    It makes me so happy when two ugly people fall in love with each other oh who's the lucky guy 😂😂😂😂

  • Damian morevideos
    Damian morevideos Месяц назад

    ( ͡ ͜ʖ ͡ )

  • Tine Vlekken
    Tine Vlekken Месяц назад

    7:52 oh shit 😶

  • Texas_ Plays
    Texas_ Plays Месяц назад

    6:47 the best

  • Grand DestroyerYT
    Grand DestroyerYT Месяц назад

    Mmmmmmm some more toasty roasts.

  • The Highground
    The Highground Месяц назад

    Different music plz it hurts

  • Aurora Klanaya
    Aurora Klanaya Месяц назад

    "your sister does though"
    me: eh?

    MSSNSB DA KING Месяц назад


  • Gaming Doge
    Gaming Doge Месяц назад

    nice clickbait m8 u just used viber

  • Useless Channel
    Useless Channel Месяц назад


  • Chase Miller
    Chase Miller Месяц назад

    What s the name of song?

  • Devin Angeles
    Devin Angeles Месяц назад


  • -_Marko _-
    -_Marko _- Месяц назад

    this is all stolen and this is a pretty *SHIT* channel

  • Dzu Do
    Dzu Do Месяц назад

    If you hate each other then why do you have there number so you can text each other

  • GlowingMpd
    GlowingMpd Месяц назад

    Get rid of the irritating blasting music! Disliked because of that.

  • nkiru Otaluka
    nkiru Otaluka Месяц назад

    Bro i was died bro i was shook bro i was like burnnnn

  • Kai /Female/Singer/Needs Lover/Emo
    Kai /Female/Singer/Needs Lover/Emo Месяц назад

    You are so poor Person:Just like your grades 👏👏👏👏

  • Jessica Reardon
    Jessica Reardon Месяц назад

    0:52 response to comeback: no, your family missed you

  • Robin Parker
    Robin Parker Месяц назад

    There all set up there the same person every time

  • Cláudia Pereira
    Cláudia Pereira Месяц назад

    What a shit song

  • Paradise Walker
    Paradise Walker Месяц назад

    Best burns ever :-D

  • Tyrese Okeke
    Tyrese Okeke Месяц назад

    This is bullshit, none of the jokes are funny and they’re are so set up, who texts I want mistakes were made on my grave, no one dumbshit

  • Bluedonuts 1
    Bluedonuts 1 Месяц назад


  • Max Bongers
    Max Bongers Месяц назад

    I don't think you fully understand the meaning of the term "top 10"... There can't be more than 10 things in a top 10, and a top 10+ isn't a thing...

  • MasterBear
    MasterBear Месяц назад

    brah and my girl friend is annoying


    "Your face is so gay" someone tell me wtf tha means,ppl these days *face palm*😂😂😂

  • Sheik Rozina
    Sheik Rozina Месяц назад +1

    What's the song name????

  • W1nd0wM4ker
    W1nd0wM4ker Месяц назад

    Staged as shit

  • video maker 300
    video maker 300 Месяц назад

    I'm dating my best friends brother and the late part got me so bad XD

  • BigBoY
    BigBoY Месяц назад

    Stolen. Lol

  • agataburz
    agataburz Месяц назад

    "you're a nobody"

    me: *nobody's perfect*

  • RoBoBLox
    RoBoBLox Месяц назад

    Hey some of these I use🤣

  • TheDarkAmethyst OG
    TheDarkAmethyst OG Месяц назад

    Whats the song

  • _Vortex _
    _Vortex _ Месяц назад

    Some of these are from facebook

    PIGGY Месяц назад

    First song?

  • Gamesysr
    Gamesysr Месяц назад

    Love how this is by the same person.

  • Gaming FunTime
    Gaming FunTime Месяц назад

    Power of copy and paste ༼ つ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ༽つ

  • Alastør
    Alastør Месяц назад

    Sub and I’ll sub back

  • Samantha Loves BTS
    Samantha Loves BTS Месяц назад

    Sorry but, 0:07 Gow? Lol

  • Template 322
    Template 322 Месяц назад

    HALF of these were just mean remarks when someone was just saying something like the lost 2lbs they were just trying to say good news

  • CreatorUglyBits
    CreatorUglyBits Месяц назад

    7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1..
    You'll never have the sacred stone, hahaha
    F- _k this you crazy mother-

  • Kdog Kdog
    Kdog Kdog Месяц назад

    Lol this is so funny

  • Aiko The Fox //.
    Aiko The Fox //. 2 месяца назад

    7 ADS.

  • Fojjostanke05
    Fojjostanke05 2 месяца назад

    whats the song?

  • DatWeird Zombie
    DatWeird Zombie 2 месяца назад

    The first comeback is from Stand by me the movie

  • Will Iorio
    Will Iorio 2 месяца назад

    Is the second one seriously considered a comeback cause that is seriously the worst burn I have ever heard

  • Juana Medina
    Juana Medina 2 месяца назад

    Most of these are from facebook

    BOSS OF KINGS 2 месяца назад


  • Cheyenne Manring
    Cheyenne Manring 2 месяца назад

    Some of the comebacks r really clever XD

  • Laura Henckens
    Laura Henckens 2 месяца назад

    0:46 mean girls reference😂❤

  • Anna Ward
    Anna Ward 2 месяца назад


  • thanh Co
    thanh Co 2 месяца назад

    Bully:lol u skinny dude ur so skinny u can fit in a mouse home
    Me:so you are fat and can fit in an elephant butt?

  • wubla kubla
    wubla kubla 2 месяца назад

    The music makes me wanna kill myself. Plus most of these are social media or Reddit posts. Not texts

  • Sasuke Uchiha
    Sasuke Uchiha 2 месяца назад

    Yesterday my sister smacked me, so I punched her back. She said that if I were to fight her I’d lose, so I disagreed, and she tried to hit me, so I practically threw her into the ground, she starts crying and then she said “I can’t wait until you are stuck on the streets unable to get a job!”
    So I said back, “is it because you need a sibling you can look up to, but you can’t see farther up than the street life?”

  • U.F.Y gaming and vlogs
    U.F.Y gaming and vlogs 2 месяца назад

    Best one 8:49

  • Kd Powell
    Kd Powell 2 месяца назад

    Wow LOL 😂 😂😂 I laughed so hard

  • Grace Oliver  (STUDENT)
    Grace Oliver (STUDENT) 2 месяца назад

    0:42 stole that from mean girls

  • Ah shoot I ran out of names to choose
    Ah shoot I ran out of names to choose 2 месяца назад

    These aren’t comebacks. They’re just insults to random texts.

  • McPop 70707
    McPop 70707 2 месяца назад

    I got one. Dude I got my first kiss. Really your mom doesn't count. No but yours does. 😂

  • Chiara Anderson
    Chiara Anderson 2 месяца назад

    Loser?? I'm a loser I love being a loser! I still got my 3bffs! Btw amazing vid

  • Veroomica Soaper
    Veroomica Soaper 2 месяца назад +1

    0:47 JANIS

  • Jnr07 Aj
    Jnr07 Aj 2 месяца назад


  • RoadRunner 72
    RoadRunner 72 2 месяца назад

    This is so savage

  • Sotis 11
    Sotis 11 2 месяца назад

    This is so bs

  • yoel minase
    yoel minase 2 месяца назад

    7:45 was the best

  • Gamer Girl
    Gamer Girl 2 месяца назад

    Most of these weren’t comebacks and you stole most of these from other pages

  • Frosty Marshmallow
    Frosty Marshmallow 2 месяца назад

    I always thought liking comes before crushing 😂😂 I'm dumb :l

    To me, the word "crush" sounds more like.. I don't know... um romantic??😂 I really don't know. Ha~Have a beautiful weekend!

  • Mae Laszlo
    Mae Laszlo 2 месяца назад

    my name is mae...

  • Ayan Abdulle
    Ayan Abdulle 2 месяца назад

    Some are these comebacks are kinda cheesy and well not really comebacks

  • TrexPlayz
    TrexPlayz 2 месяца назад

    A lot of these suck. A lot of these were common like the swallow one and the sister in 9 months. Get original ones

  • click to dink
    click to dink 2 месяца назад

    most of these so called texts were actually Facebook posts for example the "text" about the taxi service

  • Amanda Lopez
    Amanda Lopez 2 месяца назад

    Here is a good one "It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone,an hour to like someone and a day to love someone . But it takes a life to forget someone" My response " Then you better start looking for one "

  • Wølf Shadøw200
    Wølf Shadøw200 2 месяца назад

    They prob got TRIGGERED XD

  • Because Life
    Because Life 2 месяца назад

    You left me in walmart . Lol

  • Tee scoped
    Tee scoped 2 месяца назад

    some of these were FACEBOOK come backs

  • MeisDOG
    MeisDOG 2 месяца назад +1

    wow 1.3 million people are getting roasted... what cruel world out there😞

  • Melynn Bailey
    Melynn Bailey 2 месяца назад

    Dang! These people is #savagelife4ever

  • Polar Mist
    Polar Mist 2 месяца назад

    My bully said I have a problem with singing.
    I told him he had a problem with learning.

  • MusicalPlaya
    MusicalPlaya 2 месяца назад

    Bully: If you look up "ugly" in the dictionary there will be a picture of you
    Me: Except it doesn't have pictures. And I don't need to look it up to know the meaning, I can just look at you as an example