'Real News Tonight': A Reliable Source For News Trump Will Like

  • Опубликовано: 24 фев 2017
  • After learning that staffers allegedly planted flattering news stories to stave off Trump Twitter tirades, Stephen offers to help out. (Thursday monologue pt. 2)
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  • Ben Cool
    Ben Cool 6 месяцев назад

    Sorry steve trump news will out perform you and your propaganda show..

  • Kampela99
    Kampela99 6 месяцев назад

    Trump have NOW The Real News -channel, did Colbert use Medios or see future himself?

  • Beanie Sigel
    Beanie Sigel 7 месяцев назад

    I'm willing to bet that there's a viable market of people eager to pay top dollar for that actress to meet with them as Jill Newslady just so she could talk to them as if they're donald trump while they "milk the dragon" or "flick the bean" right in front of her. of course, she'd have to stay completely in character until 3 minutes after they finish.

  • Jim Key
    Jim Key 8 месяцев назад

    Colbert is scum!

  • artemisfowl52
    artemisfowl52 9 месяцев назад +1

    You know, the scary thing is Trump might actually believe that clip.

  • Heroic Love
    Heroic Love 9 месяцев назад

    Did anyone get the subtle joke that a woman and a Black man are the ones doing this? You know? The two categories of people LEAST likely to give Trump any praise?

  • John Doe
    John Doe 9 месяцев назад +1

    now he is under attack for telling it like it is. this is wonderful.

  • blake vlogs
    blake vlogs 9 месяцев назад

    wow he's so bitter he can't talk about anyone but Trump. career over.

  • abilitynorth
    abilitynorth 10 месяцев назад

    Turns out Putin used the same strategy of fake news. He even pushed fake news when they knew he was online because he would retweet them.

  • Clothilde
    Clothilde 10 месяцев назад

    Fake News...Faux News...Fox News OMG 😧 Quick, someone tell Trump! This is the kind of cast-iron evidence he loves.

  • jefar amoose
    jefar amoose 11 месяцев назад

    Late night hack

  • MaryRose007
    MaryRose007 11 месяцев назад +1

    Jill Newslady & Jim Anchorten killed me with laughter. One of the best things on TV ever.

  • Helena Nilsson
    Helena Nilsson 11 месяцев назад

    "prostitution"
    I did not expect that word, but I suppose it works too.

  • Glen Dartnell
    Glen Dartnell 11 месяцев назад

    You know jackshit.oh yeah obama was so good-funding isis like hillary and expanding the debt from 8 trillion to 17 trillion.apparently your ratings are getting worse sickfuck and infowars will continue to soar-they have more than 1 reporter ya know!

  • Gaia Shield
    Gaia Shield 11 месяцев назад

    haha saying his dad loved and respected him is going a little bit into cruelty... oh wait he rapes kids so kill him more.

  • KelvinClone
    KelvinClone 11 месяцев назад

    "Trump is Strong" lol

  • jabs69
    jabs69 11 месяцев назад

    Colbert is now about as funny as a cancer diagnosis.

  • David Olson
    David Olson 11 месяцев назад

    I wanna drill jill

  • Javier Ponce Navarro
    Javier Ponce Navarro 11 месяцев назад +1

    That's kind of how I imagine news in North Korea

  • Chloe Kovacs
    Chloe Kovacs 11 месяцев назад

    wow.

  • PABWECG
    PABWECG 11 месяцев назад

    What were their names again? Sally Newslady and Jim Anchorton? Or some such. Ha ha ha!

  • Linda Root
    Linda Root 11 месяцев назад

    Fuc TrumpAnd u too Colbert

  • Linda Root
    Linda Root 11 месяцев назад

    Ha ha ! Stop making jokes about traitor Trump! The USA is on the verge of a Revolution

  • Garett James
    Garett James 11 месяцев назад

    I loved that news segment and the actors in it. I hope that is recurring.

  • Clancy Wiggum
    Clancy Wiggum 11 месяцев назад

    The stupidest thing about the whole fake news thing is that it *started* on the Republican side - shortly before Trump supporters started shouting "Fake News TM" about every article that made Trump look less than amazing there was a huge scandal about how Google and Facebook's automated news feeds were promoting low grade and often made up news articles praising Trump, refering to those articles as fake news. So rather than turning it around on them, we're actually exploring the true meaning of the term in the current administration, one that was lost quickly as the original controversy settled and Trump supporters latched onto it to write off any and all criticism of His Biglyness.

  • Gamenetreviews
    Gamenetreviews 11 месяцев назад

    Bigly? I thought it was BIG LEAGUE.

  • hello jaja
    hello jaja Год назад

    His failure will be short lived. What we'll remember in a hundred years is that his intellect was rather small.

  • Smiling Dog
    Smiling Dog Год назад

    I love fake news!! It's the _BEST_ drinking game in a long time! Taking a shot for every "fake news" reference by Trump Administration or it's various whorelike subsidiaries gets you drunk as fuck in less than 5 minutes.

  • Frank Taveras
    Frank Taveras Год назад

    PLEASE, KEEP THIS SECTION GOING! ITS ONLY 40 SECONDS LONG! IT DOESN'T TAKE MUCH FROM THE SHOW!

  • 陈瀚龙
    陈瀚龙 Год назад

    My contribution to the Drumph era. A new sniglet. I hereby declare all such style humor as "Scarelarious".

  • Gusten
    Gusten Год назад

    Should tone down the acknowledgement of your jokes sometimes Colbert. Kinda tacky.

  • Brad Moles
    Brad Moles Год назад

    I've got a stark $100 bill that says Trump would completely believe that news bit. I'm not even kidding, I would shake someones hand and bet 100 greenbacks that the current President of the United Sates would take that news bit completely serious.

  • FreeBreak upsex
    FreeBreak upsex Год назад

    Yup you can see steven raping children any day now , he hates America so much he is determined to destroy it .

  • JDS 6621
    JDS 6621 Год назад

    thefreethoughtproject.com/clinton-foundation-used-stephen-colbert-improve-cf-image/

  • Mohammed Miara
    Mohammed Miara Год назад

    If trump ever jumps off a bridge, it will be because of Stephen Colbert

  • Mindmilling
    Mindmilling Год назад

    TRUMP CANNOT READ. Suggesting his thumbs were cut off supports the notion that he tweets himself.. That is pro-trump.. from Colbert... In honesty the man cannot read a word and is functionally illiterate... WHY DOESN'T ANY REPORTER ASK HIM THIS DIRECTLY... If he could say any sentence from any page that he didn't memorize then he could prove he can read (which he can never do BECAUSE HE CANNOT READ)

  • Leon Mertens
    Leon Mertens Год назад

    full-time immediate trade electrical altogether cultural key.

  • Daryl Brown
    Daryl Brown Год назад

    I had been reading on fox insider that trumps approval rating is 87 percent. To hear now that the government is planting fake stories for the president? I'd say this is some weird sort of conspiracy theory... I mean I would if I was an idiot, but this is just plain corruption. We need to fight back... this is just insane.

  • shadowcat 10110
    shadowcat 10110 Год назад

    why do they have to scramble to find stories of citizens praising him .... wow are they manipulating him?

  • PeaceOp40sw
    PeaceOp40sw Год назад

    Pretty sure Trump would think that segment was real

  • Carnell Douglas
    Carnell Douglas Год назад

    pee pee man pa pa pa pa please dont cry😢😢😢

  • Peter
    Peter Год назад

    Fuck you Colbert.

    • Ryan Erhman
      Ryan Erhman 8 месяцев назад

      You do know that Colbert can't see your comments on RUclip, right? Go tweet at him or something.

  • TheMMObro
    TheMMObro Год назад

    was the beginning true? are they really fucking doing this to gice him constant pats on the back to keep him off twitter???

  • PfhUkJiu101
    PfhUkJiu101 Год назад

    Was the last comment a disclaimer to not get sued by the orange?

  • Hong Fei Bai
    Hong Fei Bai Год назад

    Hey, isn't that Cartoon Hillary?

  • Dedi Rineldy
    Dedi Rineldy Год назад +1

    This fake news accusation by trump is a strategy most likely developed by Bannon to divert americans from the real issue:
    1. Trump - Russia ties.
    2. Trump Income tax returns.
    3. Trump WH administration which is in a total mess.
    4. Trump historic idiotic claimed that his 306 electoral college votes win is the highest. It just shows his source is not reliable, fake & we should chase him where he got this information from??? I believe it came from Trump homer simpson brain.
    5. Trump administration have no clue on how to repeel & replace Obamacare.
    6. Imposing 20% tax import. By end of the day, Americans is the one whom going to pay for the "stupid" wall. Unlike what he repeatedly claimed that the mexicans will pay for the wall.
    7. Trump went for golf 6x in 1mth. he said if he got elected as America President, he wont have time to play golf as he will be "too busy" on making America great again.
    Now this is my strategy for the Media, let Trump said whatever he want to say about the media... fake news, bla bla bla... u guys just focus on digging, sharing all the facts to people worldwide on the 7 facts i already mentioned & other facts that is already out there 😬

  • Lone Mic Productions
    Lone Mic Productions Год назад

    Soo, he's not the new Kim Jong Il, how?

  • Leslie Robert
    Leslie Robert Год назад

    Republican Joke: A white trailer trash escapee with a gun, goes into a bar................you know the rest!!!!

  • FalconX88
    FalconX88 Год назад

    Is he really mentally that unstable?

  • TheSupertoniefy
    TheSupertoniefy Год назад

    What is the steady stream joke about?

  • Alex %oool
    Alex %oool Год назад

    #TrumpiStan

  • Fion Arras
    Fion Arras Год назад

    I'd vote for #fakeception as description for the steady stream of fake for the president :D

  • Alex Watson
    Alex Watson Год назад +1

    I think they just used Fox News footage

  • Johnny Fishfingers
    Johnny Fishfingers Год назад

    Trump on criticism: LÜGENPRESSE!

  • azureATC
    azureATC Год назад

    I think history will show that in 2016, this country was populated by the mentally impaired.

  • xtopher foster
    xtopher foster Год назад

    the cowboy is HOT AS FUCK !

  • Donald Trump
    Donald Trump Год назад

    I was constipated and didn't use the bathroom for two days. That's why I didn't tweet. Steve Bannon helped me though, he's a master of s**t.

  • V
    V Год назад

    Oscar nominee for worst president, donald trump in Lie Lie Land

  • Alejandra Navash
    Alejandra Navash Год назад

    The problem is what FEMALE is willing to help him with the erection

  • showur skills
    showur skills Год назад

    Globalism weakens this country how about the... death tax ?? that's great for poor people I haven't seen anyone report it ..

  • showur skills
    showur skills Год назад

    Colbert the pedophile you will not oppress us the people

  • caesar
    caesar Год назад

    Trump won't run for president.
    Trump won't win the nomination.
    Trump won't win the election.
    The electors will overturn the vote.
    The recount will overturn the election.
    The popular vote will save us.
    The Russians hacked the election.
    The celebrities will save us.
    The protests will save us.
    The military will overthrow Trump.
    Trump will be impeached.
    The witches will cast Trump out of office

  • URKillingme100 *
    URKillingme100 * Год назад

    Just distractions...This cunt tRump gonna kill us all.

  • URKillingme100 *
    URKillingme100 * Год назад

    I can't even bring myself to read comments any more. "The tone is hatred!" Thanks fuck face. Your tiny penis and other justified insecurities just flushed this country down the toilet. And the first person to call me a "snowflake" can eat my asshole.

  • Cachi -
    Cachi - Год назад

    Stephen, you don't have to clarify you made some of that up. Remember, Trump supporters don't watch your show...:-)

  • Tyler Locke
    Tyler Locke Год назад

    Colbert: Brilliant as usual.

  • Dilton X
    Dilton X Год назад

    his father loved him.

  • James Hanscombe
    James Hanscombe Год назад

    Small detail: The woman who plays Jill Newslady was the voice of Cartoon Hillary Clnton. When cartoon Clinton Says "Fabulous question" and Newslady says "erection" the -tion sounds the same......You're welcome.

  • German Shepherd
    German Shepherd Год назад +1

    Trump tower and Trump's administration has a private email server, and Trump carries around that private Samsung. Don't forget about him discussing classified information about national security in public while allowing people to point their phones at it. Oh and how can we forget, where's the tax returns?

  • lottaearth
    lottaearth Год назад

    so many leaks because we know he likes a steady stream

  • Dewayne Thomas
    Dewayne Thomas Год назад

    god they didnt even mention how big his hands were.

  • David's
    David's Год назад

    Wth? He wants to be like the Kim Jong Un of the US? Where everyone has to "love" the leader and praise him like a Demi-God?

  • Donald Trump
    Donald Trump Год назад

    'Real News' more like fake new!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Leanne M
    Leanne M Год назад

    Bigly.

  • Starshine
    Starshine Год назад

    If the bulk of Trump supporters weren't as adamant as a stop sign, this could actually be a good way to devalue him into resignation.

  • PRESTIGIOUS691
    PRESTIGIOUS691 Год назад

    fucking orange imbecile

  • the voice of reason
    the voice of reason Год назад

    Did he just say their making fake news oh no has he been doing that the whole campaign lmao

  • John Zhu
    John Zhu Год назад

    This reminds me of CollegeHumor's "The Adventures of Kim Jong Un".

  • Toussaints' Wrath
    Toussaints' Wrath Год назад

    Trump 2020 slogan: #LeadByTweet

  • Darin Andersen
    Darin Andersen Год назад

    Trump must go !!

  • carol g
    carol g Год назад

    trump is a JOKE

  • MegaLaidback
    MegaLaidback Год назад

    HE HE HE!

  • MotoTebbs
    MotoTebbs Год назад

    Just imagine being the drummer guy. I mean, he probably only really deals with the band and Jon. Job's probably his main manager/boss so he typically doesn't deal with Stephen. For Stephen to take a minute and sincerely thank him, kind of an uplifting moment. Stephen has tens if not a hundred different employees who works with him, he probably only interacts with a handful of them. The little guy, our unspoken hero, the underdog.
    Thank you, drum guy

  • BlackEpyon
    BlackEpyon Год назад

    So the administration has switched from trying to emulate the Reich to emulating North Korea? Fuck! If I wanted to lick the ass-hole of a tyrant, I'd become a Christian again.

  • MerleOberon
    MerleOberon Год назад

    Trump must be so jealous of Kim Jung Un, he'd love to have people standing in rows quivering in fear.

  • Patrick Flanagan
    Patrick Flanagan Год назад

    The biggest snowflake in America is in the White House!

    • Allistar123
      Allistar123 Год назад

      conservatives in general are more predisposed to snowflake like behavior...it's hilarious because that is usually their go to insult against libruls.

  • don christie
    don christie Год назад +1

    Can't wait for president Obama to start a radio/tv spot like Limbaugh did to fuck Clinton,to fuck TRUMP

  • Marc Piechowicz
    Marc Piechowicz Год назад

    Your 'real news' segment is a joke but I guarantee in 2 years that is exactly what it will be like.

  • Marc Piechowicz
    Marc Piechowicz Год назад

    Colbert is my favourite Trump piss taker of!

  • S Anderson
    S Anderson Год назад

    NOBODY is listening to your fake news trump bashing anymore. BS GETS OLD. DORK!

  • hawk0485
    hawk0485 Год назад

    2:29 I don't like him, but that's low. It isn't even a clever joke, it's just nasty, shame on you.

  • picturemecreepin
    picturemecreepin Год назад

    wow.. by looking at this video and the comments, it looks like the propaganda machine from soros n company is on full speed... #MAGA

  • mdfouru
    mdfouru Год назад

    This should happen IRL. CNN and the rest should conspire to run nothing on Trump except fake stories. Stores of heroism and superhuman feats that are so ridiculous and over the top flattering to Trump that they'd make the N. Korea Kim family blush.
    I bet Trump would act like nothing was amiss and flaunt this proof he had single handedly reformed the "fake" media into telling the truth about him. Hahaha...

  • Roosevelt
    Roosevelt Год назад

    Steve Colbert, you used to be funny. Maybe if you get off the deep state propaganda and back to comedy, you will be funny again.

  • AfricanManikin
    AfricanManikin Год назад

    This was so beautifully Letterman!

  • Johnny Bee
    Johnny Bee Год назад

    How childish and spiteful.

  • Kevin Pennington
    Kevin Pennington Год назад

    LOL at the "Real Scoop" on Donald Trump. His father loved him, he is great and can still get an erection. Go you Trump!!! Gotta love real news.

  • Chris Pyak
    Chris Pyak Год назад +2

    It's maybe time to move to a country where the rule of law and freedom of press is still respected. Germany welcomes Migrants also from the US. Here are the 20 best cities in Germany to live and work: www.immigrantspirit.com/best-cities-in-germany-for-work/

    • Patrick Flanagan
      Patrick Flanagan Год назад

      Hahaha. Berlin's not even on the list, but that's where everyone wants to be! I guess there's no statistic to measure "coolness factor".

  • Ioganstone
    Ioganstone Год назад

    Total slander.