The Bizarre Life of Johnny Appleseed

  • Published on Dec 3, 2017
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    Mount Rushmore National Memorial, Keystone, Black Hills National Forest, South Dakota, USA
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    General Longstreets Confederate troops crossing the Blue Ridge from the Shenandoah river
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    Canoeing at Katahdin lake
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    Johnny Appleseed [Death]
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    Childrens Christmas entertainment at Italian Mission School, Onslow Street
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    Daily bread, two children and dog, illustration by Henri Harpignies
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    Drunk man outside bush tavern, bush life, Queensland, Australia, illustration
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    Johnny Appleseed Preaching to Preacher
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    Book Illustration of Johnny Appleseed Warning Pioneers of Approaching Indians
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    Johnny Appleseed Planting Apple Seeds in Wilderness
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    La Fontaine's Fables - Horse and the Wolf
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    Hands set
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    Wild boar attack on a group of hunters
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    Johnny Appleseed [Misc.]
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    Fruit composition, illustration from the magazine The Illustrated London News, volume XLI, October 18, 1862
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    Don Rodrigo in his bed sick with plague, illustration by Gaetano Previati (1852-1920), from Betrothed, Milanese story of 17th century, History of Column of Infamy, discovered and restored by Alessandro Manzoni (1785-1873) 1900 edition
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    Fruit press
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    Norwegian explorer Fridtjof Nansen (1861-1930), from LIllustrazione Italiana, Year XXIII, No 39, September 27, 1896
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    Bear hunting in Pyrenees, France, drawing by Gustave Dore (1832-1883), illustration from Musee Francais-Anglais, n 26, February 1857
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    Lost opportunity, hunting, Mauritius, illustration from the Graphic, volume XXVIII, no 723, October 6, 1883
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    The dining room, Alnwick Castle, UK
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Comments • 5 323

  • Rose gold unicorn149

    Well, now my childhood is officially fucked up cos of the whole thing about how applejack from MLP ( my little pony ) is apparently named after an alcoholic drink

  • Jul
    Jul 2 days ago

    I believe the Schrutes are descendants of the people that made Appleseeds eulogy for his grave... "He is believed to own a considerable property" sounds too familiar

  • Cora Lee
    Cora Lee 4 days ago +1

    what if he was just a pothead and didn’t actually wear a pot on his head

  • Will Lyon
    Will Lyon 4 days ago

    They should do a video on the legends and facts behind King Arthur.

  • Hannah Free
    Hannah Free 5 days ago

    Did anyone else notice how full the bottle of Applejack was at the start of the video and then towards the end of the video it was nearly empty :')

  • Andrew House
    Andrew House 8 days ago

    Make More of these dammit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Petra Rajewski
    Petra Rajewski 11 days ago

    13:42 I just love how proud Shane is of his horizontal joke

  • Monica Vargas
    Monica Vargas 11 days ago

    We share the same birthday that’s wild 😂

  • Lauren Payne
    Lauren Payne 12 days ago

    an entire video about johnny appleseed without mentioning fort wayne? come on buzzfeed

  • Young Pablo
    Young Pablo 12 days ago +1

    "I'm clearing trees with a ho!" #bars

  • Cheryl Gork
    Cheryl Gork 13 days ago

    Crude and gross misrepresentation. This brand of humour is corrupt. Unsupportable

  • Arlen Basil
    Arlen Basil 14 days ago

    I FeEL IT iN ThE wiNd!!!

    • Arlen Basil
      Arlen Basil 14 days ago

      i gotta take the L for science -ryan

      horizontally haha you like that-shane
      yeah :) >:I

  • piecheese1214
    piecheese1214 14 days ago +1

    5:28 So... He looked like Robin Williams when he finally escaped Jumanji? "WHAT YEAR IS IT?!"

  • Christine
    Christine 15 days ago

    Lol. Apple not to scale.

  • Nick Duran
    Nick Duran 15 days ago

    Bring back ruining history buzzfeed, you cowards

  • king of games and anime
    king of games and anime 16 days ago +1

    “Straight white man with a gun”
    Yeah, that’s pretty much American history until around the 1960’s.

  • king of games and anime

    I was taught he died after being mauled by badgers

  • Bill Ni
    Bill Ni 16 days ago

    The guy who isn’t Ryan or Shane is a dbag

  • ed
    ed 17 days ago +1

    ,,,,i need more,,, this series is really successful

  • Leigh Barry
    Leigh Barry 20 days ago

    I'm going to go with"BRAINWASHED MEATPUPPET"🤗

  • Preston Payne
    Preston Payne 20 days ago

    When's the next season

  • randa khanafer
    randa khanafer 20 days ago

    *_i picture_*

    *_a really drunk guy_*

  • Rick Sanchez
    Rick Sanchez 21 day ago +2

    Kelsey: "I'm gonna go with straight white man with a gun" 😂😂 I'm dead

  • Ashton Mz
    Ashton Mz 23 days ago

    I hope the other guys don't think they actually entertain anyone. Everyone is here for Ryan and Shane

  • Snarled ASP
    Snarled ASP 23 days ago

    I thought this show and the unsolved series was the best thing Buzzfeed ever made...

    then the blonde come on. Now it's only Unsolved

  • Jean the Second
    Jean the Second 23 days ago

    “Why did they feed him?”
    Because he brought them the means to make alcohol.
    No, I’m serious. That’s literally the reason.

  • Kathleen Conde
    Kathleen Conde 24 days ago

    Mooore of theeeeeese gems please

  • Katrina Breuer
    Katrina Breuer 25 days ago

    KIETH!!! omg! Lol

  • Secorad
    Secorad 27 days ago

    Love Shane and Ryan

  • S.A.M Unknown
    S.A.M Unknown 28 days ago

    I really dont like Kelsey, but this is actually a pretty good video

  • rhea oliyath
    rhea oliyath 29 days ago

    Hey could u bring this back please,

  • DrAppleCrispies
    DrAppleCrispies 29 days ago

    This guy might have been god.

  • Zeroshiki
    Zeroshiki Month ago +1

    "I went to public school in Florida."
    Damn, most of us went to public school, do they not teach you anything in Florida ? 😂

  • Aaron Arloo
    Aaron Arloo Month ago

    I can almost imagine this being a group of friends sitting around discussing... except Ryan. He's so petulant... he's a "work friend" for sure.

  • Dan D. Warhol
    Dan D. Warhol Month ago

    Blondie seems like she gets fucked alot.

  • Astro Wolvez
    Astro Wolvez Month ago

    God, they're not even wrong about if he was a woman. 😂

  • notre dame is lit
    notre dame is lit Month ago

    "Straight white man with a gun."
    *looks for my straight white male gun to shoot myself*

  • mia jick
    mia jick Month ago

    "i went to public school. . . in florida"
    this has never been a truer statement.

  • Tabetha Hein
    Tabetha Hein Month ago

    Me: LOL!!!!!!
    Shane : He wore three hats (REST CAUSE IM TO LAZY)
    (IDK HIS NAME): What a lunatic

  • Marissa Cox
    Marissa Cox Month ago +1

    Love listening to ruining history while I'm drawing. I'm an artist and it's nice finding things you can listen to without really having to watch

  • wolf wolf
    wolf wolf Month ago

    didn't Ryan in the sims get married to a ghost and f her many times??

  • Brown Owl
    Brown Owl Month ago

    Keith during this episode is such a mood.

  • Veronica Stewart
    Veronica Stewart Month ago

    "i don't know who this person is, i went to public school in Florida" is sending me

  • lemon grab
    lemon grab Month ago +1


  • thatotherfangirl
    thatotherfangirl Month ago

    swedenborg’s name confuses me.
    Sweden doesn’t call themselves Sweden, they have a Swedish name (I forgot what it was) so why is his name Swedenborg?

  • William Nicolas
    William Nicolas Month ago

    kelsie was the only one who drank all the alcohol

  • Quasiwolf
    Quasiwolf Month ago

    shane: [...] glowing eyes [...]
    ryan: *gasp* DEMON

  • CSG
    CSG Month ago

    I'm a descendant of one of his relatives. My uncle is named after him.

  • misha
    misha Month ago

    k: "how was he buried...?"
    s: "probably horizontally"

    k: "HAHAHHAHA thiS GUy."

    r: "that was good."
    sa: "nice one"

    sh: "YOU LIKED IT???"

    aaw cutee

  • Living Fantasies
    Living Fantasies Month ago +6

    no one:
    still no one:
    Keith: h e w e a r s a s a c k

  • Antique Coffin
    Antique Coffin Month ago


  • MainManMcGee
    MainManMcGee Month ago

    Can we not bring in gender politics on the story of Johnny Appleseed please

  • Master Roshi
    Master Roshi Month ago

    Probably wore anything metal on his head while under a fucking apple tree for most of his life?LOL I doubt he was picky about how fashionable his headgear was, it was like 1700?!
    btw that chick who thinks wolves are trustworthy is probably the dumbest chick i've seen on youtube so far.

  • SupahGaminNerd
    SupahGaminNerd Month ago

    Ok so, Jojo's Bizarre Adventure

  • Cynthia XOXO
    Cynthia XOXO Month ago

    The tryguys should try to stay the night at a haunted house ft. BuzzFeed Unsolved.🤣

  • Austin Schreiner
    Austin Schreiner Month ago

    we need more episodes!!! pls

  • DrNerdRage
    DrNerdRage Month ago

    No surprise Buzzfeed is laying off people when half of them spout ideologically charged nonsense and the other half are actually entertaining. Shane and Ryan are the best thing to come out of this garbage heap of a channel.

  • RaymondwolfVEVO
    RaymondwolfVEVO Month ago

    Johnny Appleseed died in my hometown and we have a festival every year and there’s a nice park named after him, as well as our minor league baseball team

  • Kerri Pulley
    Kerri Pulley Month ago

    Keith made me cry, holy honeycrisp.

  • Trashbags Anonymous

    When I was young I wanted to be Johnny Appleseed.
    I have a paper from elementary school that was about what we wanted to do when we were older and I wrote “I’m gonna be Johnny Appleseed”.

  • Webb Hiaasen
    Webb Hiaasen Month ago

    Wait so I can live in conditions that bad and live to 71? That's pretty rad.

  • Liz McKinney
    Liz McKinney Month ago

    My idol

  • lauren Ray
    lauren Ray Month ago

    I want more of these. Where is season 2!

  • Saiyara B
    Saiyara B Month ago

    Ohhh Keith has made me so happy

  • Pernell Adams
    Pernell Adams Month ago

    I think... I have found my spirit animal 😇

  • Genny Doyle
    Genny Doyle Month ago

    The blonde lady gives me a bad vibe

  • LittleDogTobi
    LittleDogTobi Month ago

    "I don't know who this person is; I went to public school in Florida." I know that feel

  • Hsjs Kdkd
    Hsjs Kdkd Month ago

    Anyone notice the poke at white people?

  • Snip Snip
    Snip Snip Month ago

    How'd ya get Grant Obrian on here?!

  • 2014 Ford Focus
    2014 Ford Focus Month ago

    God can Kelsey just shut the hell up! She's so fucking annoying and her voice is like nails on a chalkboard.

  • Pink Portrait
    Pink Portrait Month ago

    Here we have polar opposites of buzzfeed.

  • ChiTen Miki
    ChiTen Miki Month ago +1

    "You know that history has shown us no matter how not-advanced the technology was, we will do whatever it takes to get fucked up." --Ryan Steven Bergara, 2017 (3:25)

  • tristan c
    tristan c Month ago +1

    swedenborg would go absolutely bonkers if he watched the good place

  • ricky boby
    ricky boby Month ago

    Why is grant from college humor in this

  • Sol Zaer
    Sol Zaer Month ago +5

    If Buzzfeed stayed with this content and left social and political topics... They might survive.

  • Ian Linn
    Ian Linn Month ago

    God everyone other than Shane and Ryan is insufferable. Just like real high schoolers.

    • Ian Linn
      Ian Linn Month ago

      +alex b I don't know their names. And I hate Buzzfeed. Other than Unsolved all they make are videos about identity politics. They used to make fun videos like "The Smoke Before Friend."

    • alex b
      alex b Month ago +1

      Ian Linn i thought sara was kinda sweet

  • James Hoffman
    James Hoffman Month ago

    BuzzFeed, please stop acting like you're somehow a legitimate media outlet...

    • Vic T
      Vic T Month ago

      Don't think anybody considers buzzfeed legit media, not even the folks that work at buzzfeed.

  • Dylan Maldonado
    Dylan Maldonado Month ago

    It's Grant from collegehumor!

  • Kat Mlg
    Kat Mlg Month ago

    Lmao who is he??? I never heard of him

  • mich pby
    mich pby Month ago

    Ryan: That was good
    Shane: You like it? ;)

  • mich pby
    mich pby Month ago

    13:46 OMG THAT SMILE

  • Mistica Davis
    Mistica Davis Month ago +1

    Timothy Treadwell must have been Johnny Appleseed reincarnated because he lived like Johnny except Timothy got eaten by a bear with his girlfriend.

    • Vic T
      Vic T Month ago

      8:12. That's starting to sound more and more like Treadwell.

  • Kayla Johnson
    Kayla Johnson 2 months ago +1

    Why exactly did we have a whole week of school dedicated to him we made so many things with apples it was so weird like we literally spent a good half hour peeling an apple with that thing that makes it a spiral and then eating them it took so long because they only had one apple peeler for like 50-60ish 6-7 year olds

  • Jacob Black
    Jacob Black 2 months ago

    How did he live to be 71? Šantić whoship? How? With out mordern medicen?

  • Jacob Black
    Jacob Black 2 months ago

    Nice trump ad. Trump 2020!

  • blake hebert
    blake hebert 2 months ago

    *he wears a sack*

  • Olivia Kosel
    Olivia Kosel 2 months ago

    I can smell the the sweet sourness of the apples rn

  • Rose Bowen
    Rose Bowen 2 months ago

    I like apple jacks.

  • Bipiy Bop
    Bipiy Bop 2 months ago

    For whatever reason kelsey seems to put me off

  • Francisco Alejandre
    Francisco Alejandre 2 months ago +1

    I only watch for ryan and shane....I quickly got tired of kelsey

  • Lora Kane
    Lora Kane 2 months ago

    Where'd he get the ribbons?

  • paranoid android
    paranoid android 2 months ago

    The little bubbles that pop up in the animations are amazing

  • paranoid android
    paranoid android 2 months ago

    reciting poetry????

  • Zach Hanson
    Zach Hanson 2 months ago

    mountains look grate stop it

  • tcarrasco93
    tcarrasco93 2 months ago

    The blonde girl needs to be in the supernatural series with them

  • Gary Gill
    Gary Gill 2 months ago

    Pot Watch killed me

  • Tsuki Kitsune-chan
    Tsuki Kitsune-chan 2 months ago

    Am I the only one who had never heard of Johnny Appleseed

  • Taylor Carter
    Taylor Carter 2 months ago

    The last 3 minutes of this video are when you know that they got fucked off that applejacks.

  • Rogge
    Rogge 2 months ago

    As someone who had a wolf as a pet (more like a babysitter): Yes, a wolf's trust and love is unquestionable.

  • yMuffin-_-
    yMuffin-_- 2 months ago

    I enjoy the show but the fucking feminist have to ruin everything like can I just watch a video