"White People Can't March" - Trevor Noah - (There's A Gupta On My Stoep)

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  • Trevor Noah
    Trevor Noah  4 months ago +1657

    Thanks for watching! 🙌🏾Subscribe & turn on notifications to find out when I upload new videos! bit.ly/SubscribeTrevorNoah

    • диана Самат
      диана Самат 3 days ago

      Sorry Trevor i like all of you shows but I m from Kazakhstan and My question is who is Gupta and what this Gupta mean????

    • Peter Kazavis
      Peter Kazavis 20 days ago

      Fuck you

    • Respectful Hillbilly
      Respectful Hillbilly 23 days ago

      @Ayana Benjamin I think he he is shooting some sh.....t, he is only 34 or 35. If he would get back to being a comedian instead of a politician, he would be a whole lot humorous. White people do not do well in rythem marching, but we're good as hell marching to war, ya got to have defense.

    • Nzolo Xola
      Nzolo Xola 23 days ago

      Trevor can you post the whole show

    • 贾潇潇
      贾潇潇 2 months ago

      Thanks Trevor for giving me so much happiness when I'm down

  • Rusila Tikoitoga

    "by the time we get there, zuma left by himself"....lmfao almost burst my bladder!

  • Prince Darius
    Prince Darius 2 days ago

    Trevor your the BEST comedian in the world right now. Thanks for you God-given gift to brighten our day. 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

  • Abhi Bhai
    Abhi Bhai 3 days ago

    Can anyone please educate me which Indian he was talking about?
    This just to add my knowledge.
    Correct me if I am wrong, he mean to say the the original/tribal group of South Africa rather than the people from India, isn't it?

  • jason H
    jason H 4 days ago

    03:57 that lady behind was like okay you gonna talk like that on us😂

  • EngPMgt
    EngPMgt 5 days ago +1

    The lady who laughed harder is the joker’s sister 😂

  • M B
    M B 5 days ago +1

    Haha! So true @ 3:00 when images of Michael Jackson’s video for “They Don’t Really Care About Us” began popping up in my head. Causes aside, hard to forget them tearing that beat up with intense purpose & conviction.....

  • Jasmine Ryelle
    Jasmine Ryelle 7 days ago

    Trevor has made me into a liar. I keep saying "last video".....guess I'm a bad liar 😒

  • who kan kapkan
    who kan kapkan 8 days ago

    Try every crussade ever.

  • Fammable12
    Fammable12 9 days ago

    Huh white people cant march?

    How about the germans marching in 19s

  • shuya Bao
    shuya Bao 9 days ago

    Who is Leon Shuster?

  • Haydn Drew
    Haydn Drew 12 days ago

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • Justice 1
    Justice 1 12 days ago

    AWESOMENESS!!👽🕵️‍♀️🕵️‍♂️

  • Tayur Govender
    Tayur Govender 14 days ago +1

    Hey who else can hear another laugh that stands out

  • Adam Azdhaan
    Adam Azdhaan 14 days ago

    Does anyone hear that lonely laugh by a women eventhough no one is laughing

  • Mona K
    Mona K 15 days ago

    We must have such a March for "Trump must go "

    • Lopeti Manu
      Lopeti Manu 13 days ago

      Its Obamas and Clintons you should march for...Donald Trump is doing great.

  • Mona K
    Mona K 15 days ago

    All dislikes must be from offended white people😄

  • Stephen Johnston
    Stephen Johnston 17 days ago

    Good stuff

  • Taranjit Kaur
    Taranjit Kaur 17 days ago

    How can you be so good all the time !!

  • White Panther
    White Panther 18 days ago

    Trevor Noah is just another globalist puppet, who is creating more hate against whites and blacks....I hate blacks already, I hate them even more now, get out of Europe you assholes, we don't want you here

  • Zak Mo
    Zak Mo 19 days ago

    😂😂❤️

  • Redemptha William
    Redemptha William 21 day ago

    Guys calling the waiter killed me 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂. #thisispower😂😂

  • Pulane Nhlapo
    Pulane Nhlapo 22 days ago

    Remember joining a march not knowing what it was for 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
    The rhythm 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • Giogi Kemey
    Giogi Kemey 22 days ago

    This is PAOWAA

  • Lucas Emmenegger
    Lucas Emmenegger 22 days ago +1

    if this was a white person saying this about a black person he would get so much hate

    • missy aman
      missy aman 20 days ago

      Bla Bla Bla cry me river hoe

  • roi misato
    roi misato 22 days ago

    my 3yr. old daughter singing zuma must go😱

  • Chris Konrade
    Chris Konrade 23 days ago +1

    Racist

  • Crazy panda Animations

    Haaa

  • Nandini Ghosh
    Nandini Ghosh 25 days ago

    You're a different level 👏

  • Reginald Mokhachane
    Reginald Mokhachane 27 days ago +5

    Lol the Lady whose laughing out loud we recognized you madam 😂😂😂🔥

  • Ludwig Wittgenstein
    Ludwig Wittgenstein 29 days ago

    ruclip.com/video/qIFpFEguPE8/video.html the ladies
    ruclip.com/video/ig1_b5qrxjg/video.html the president

  • quame70
    quame70 29 days ago

    And Trevor I need to say this...you got the rhythm in your voice but work on the feet 😁👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾

  • quame70
    quame70 29 days ago

    Apartheid is a Dutch word I’m Dutch and sorry for fucking up your country

  • ElizaUK Samad
    ElizaUK Samad Month ago

    Owwwww you doing well Travaaaaaaa🕺 love seeing such large audience🇬🇧🇧🇩

  • Kalhi Puvitharan
    Kalhi Puvitharan Month ago

    African colored people strike impersonation was just 😂😂😂😂😂

  • Narpat Rajput
    Narpat Rajput Month ago

    Love this guy

  • Nola Vout
    Nola Vout Month ago

    Brill Noah I was born in Africa during the colonial period and can really see your point of view in the restaurant sketch, loved it xx

  • Gereda Outis
    Gereda Outis Month ago +17

    South Africans love Trevor, look at how this venue is packed. 💯

  • S.M.G.21
    S.M.G.21 Month ago +2

    White People Cant March?
    All the European War's & Soldiers who Marched weren't actually Marching?

    • Omphile Obakeng
      Omphile Obakeng Month ago

      Protest ...yhu different parts of the world different word meanings

  • Zack Knoll
    Zack Knoll Month ago +2

    I can't hear anything but that one ladies annoying laugh.

  • Sarah H
    Sarah H Month ago

    Trevor's march moves are even funnier when you increase the playback speed😂😂😂😂

  • Sébè Allah Y'e
    Sébè Allah Y'e Month ago

    Zuma must go.... ahah

  • Dr. Fish
    Dr. Fish Month ago +18

    Every black man dreams to do once they have enough money

    *Flashbacks to Wakanda*

  • Mostafiz Mir
    Mostafiz Mir Month ago

    rendim lady on background : yeh hahahahahahahahaha

  • Patrice Rochemont
    Patrice Rochemont Month ago

    looool ruclip.com/video/JhohrGSlAqU/video.html

  • Sono Acqua
    Sono Acqua Month ago

    Yeah lets laugh, white people are murdered, white kids are tortured - so funny

  • Margaret Sitali
    Margaret Sitali Month ago

    😂😂😂😂

  • Sheikhz Beard
    Sheikhz Beard Month ago

    Is it just me or you all hear that evil women laugh every time he cracks a joke?😂😂

  • Walidah Salahuddin
    Walidah Salahuddin Month ago

    I hope Trevor cones to Atlanta !

  • Bhadra Kombala
    Bhadra Kombala Month ago

    "This is power"
    Lol

  • John Manoah Stephenraj

    3:57 - lady sleeping at a Trevor show. She should be really dead tired.

  • Lady L
    Lady L Month ago

    Trevor is crazy funny. If you need a song to get started for your protest.... ruclip.com/video/IuwxZSIS__4/video.html

  • ncat boiz
    ncat boiz Month ago

    Roman empire

  • Matthew Rother
    Matthew Rother Month ago +1

    Why is the front row so far back? I would never pay to sit that far back.

  • SELECT EVENT
    SELECT EVENT Month ago

    ruclip.com/video/6uHKrh5HwSU/video.html
    Zuma must go...

  • Me and The Doggos
    Me and The Doggos Month ago

    Now I know what he meant...
    ruclip.com/video/ggA9QyssBuU/video.html
    ruclip.com/video/76_tmMIdIQA/video.html

  • Shanine G.
    Shanine G. Month ago

    Just the combination of so much wisdom, life experience & talent!

  • Varunkumar Singh
    Varunkumar Singh Month ago +1

    There's a Gupta on my stoep???What does that means????

    • Sharmanine Cookie
      Sharmanine Cookie Month ago

      The Guptas are the Indian business men who had shady dealings with the former president of SA ( Jacob Zuma). Then there's a movie called 'there's a Zulu on my stoep'

  • oluwapelumi osiname
    oluwapelumi osiname 2 months ago

    Here, the white grannies protesting. (ruclip.com/video/q0cnnHLvyaA/video.html) Lmao. You're welcome.

  • Sadman Official
    Sadman Official 2 months ago

    I couldn't afford the tickets of your show on November 8, NY🙁