"White People Can't March" - Trevor Noah - (There's A Gupta On My Stoep)

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  • Trevor Noah
    Trevor Noah  25 days ago +1472

    Thanks for watching! 🙌🏾Subscribe & turn on notifications to find out when I upload new videos! bit.ly/SubscribeTrevorNoah

    • Fafa Asamany
      Fafa Asamany 7 days ago

      Thanks

    • Joe Neman
      Joe Neman 8 days ago

      One Book, One School : Born a Crime - Veritas High School - Hey Trevor! Help us kick off your book with our students! docs.google.com/document/d/1oxFE8CF7-pswh36OHswxvD4mrNdkPhdoaPlmfahqNCw/edit?usp=sharing

    • Armando De Los Santos
      Armando De Los Santos 9 days ago +2

      You're a complete douche and you suck

    • Daytona Says What?!
      Daytona Says What?! 11 days ago +2

      I don't know what's worse, South Africa or Trevor Noah's comedy.

  • Cor Rautenbach
    Cor Rautenbach Day ago

    It should not take you very long to figure out he's talking about a protest march, not a military march.

  • gtrfxdude
    gtrfxdude Day ago

    European Americans are not white....paper is white....snowflakes are white. African Americans don't like to be called "black"...please use a less offencive term when referring to European Americans.

  • DeeJ Deckard
    DeeJ Deckard Day ago

    He's barely brown. Matthew Perry lookin bitch!!!🤣

  • Abhinav Jain
    Abhinav Jain Day ago

    As amazing as Trevor Noah always is, I still don't understand why Gupta's have a Stoep?

    • Mish Shubeti
      Mish Shubeti Day ago

      The movie "there's a zulu on my stoep" and this is "there's a gupta on my stoep". Get it?

  • Larry Ballenger
    Larry Ballenger 2 days ago

    You are a stupid Pi's cocksucker commie trash motherfucker fit to hanged horsewhipped and burnt how's that for skin tone you puke motherfucking left wing POS!

  • 1-in-Billion
    1-in-Billion 2 days ago

    🤣🤘

  • Robair
    Robair 2 days ago

    Fuc& Trevor....

  • Metrix
    Metrix 2 days ago

    German army in 1940: Am i a joke to you?

  • Timothy Farrand
    Timothy Farrand 2 days ago

    Trevor Noah is a known racist

  • CyanCyborg
    CyanCyborg 2 days ago +1

    I'm legit moving and jiving around in my chair, I see what he means.

  • Antifa Hood Ornament's Mom

    Whites are the only people keeping you out of chains.

  • Ollie Tabooger
    Ollie Tabooger 3 days ago

    Eh. Mediocre

  • Sea
    Sea 3 days ago

    Towards the end it became hitler

  • tintuu
    tintuu 3 days ago

    Is there any white that hit the thumbs up in the video? lol

  • Scott McCormack
    Scott McCormack 3 days ago

    Dude is a bigot

  • Mark Ongchangco
    Mark Ongchangco 4 days ago

    For the longest time I couldn't put my finger on why your version of "Zuma must go" chant sounds so familiar. I finally figured it out. It fits the cadence of Michael Jackson's "They dont care about us (Brazil version)"

  • Rene S
    Rene S 4 days ago

    I need to now watch both marches, lol

  • Dian Lyrach
    Dian Lyrach 4 days ago +2

    Bless the lady who laughed so hard.. 😂😂

  • Fat Ass
    Fat Ass 4 days ago

    A South African talking about race. How’s it going over there? Fuck you Trevor.

  • Lakiiza Rungi
    Lakiiza Rungi 4 days ago +2

    Heheheeee did they only arrive just now? in that Zuma accent…am deceased!!

  • Marty G
    Marty G 4 days ago

    What a waste of time

  • Marty G
    Marty G 4 days ago

    I say go to hell ya fing racist mother fers. All of you drags on my great country can get the hell out.

  • Accutronitis The 2nd
    Accutronitis The 2nd 5 days ago +1

    Trevor, Trevor, Trevor, Please don't do that thing where the person asks for the viewers to hit the like button and subscribe at the end of every single video !!! When people do that it's soooo irritating and it would be the last thing I do !

    Trevor If you have great videos people will do both BUT constantly asking people to do it is the worst !!! I really want to subscribe to this channel BUT now I can't !!!

  • yo 311
    yo 311 5 days ago

    Trump 2020.

  • yo 311
    yo 311 5 days ago

    Trump 2020

  • Pynksy Shell
    Pynksy Shell 5 days ago

    Oh, Gosh Trevor is just amazing. I am from Mozambique and I remember when he started and everyone in Maputo was talking about him. And people were going to SA to watch him. I started to follow him and my hubby too. Now we are in Canada and we went to see him live in Vancouver. Eixx yahhh... Nikhombela Distras wenna. Super dope... Congrats dear African Man. You are showing that Black African Man can be very funny but most of all Smart, Articulate, Intelligent and can make the Brain-Work. Very happy for you Trevor.

  • Derek Jay
    Derek Jay 5 days ago

    Hahaha white people getting slaughtered on their farmlands in South Africa. Hahaha hillarious that you will never mention this Trevor, you coward. But hahahaha it's too much. Hahaha

  • LiveErrors
    LiveErrors 5 days ago

    White people cant march? Uhh military

  • Sora Noize
    Sora Noize 5 days ago

    No one gonna talk about the gap before the stage?

  • Nandu Chandran
    Nandu Chandran 5 days ago

    Took off the left earphone..😂

  • Chuck Solutions
    Chuck Solutions 5 days ago

    Trevor Noah, you suck.

  • XanderRcage
    XanderRcage 5 days ago

    the jacket of the "cool" people is an ac indoor comedy event in june...........the pandering is gnar

  • MR
    MR 5 days ago

    More sad race jokes. Come up with something original. And besides it's not even funny. White people can't march, well they seemed to march well in the both world wars and honestly what army in history marched better than Hitler's. Not to mention how ignorant it is to talk about another race. By doing so you have become the racists you hate. Grow up. Race doesn't matter and if it does you are a loser.

  • rtgr
    rtgr 5 days ago

    In SA white farmers are getting murdered by gangs hired by the black government

  • Watch’n Relax
    Watch’n Relax 5 days ago

    Any one can hear that laughing voice at 0:26

  • Machong Horam
    Machong Horam 6 days ago

    0:30 that women's laugh is racist 😂

  • This Is Me Can’t u see It’s a CZ

    That man's is being racist 😂 😂 😂

  • Denise Glines
    Denise Glines 6 days ago +2

    The bit about black men being served by white waiter actually made me weep.

  • Melony Kilby
    Melony Kilby 6 days ago

    I heard there was a certain group of white people who can march pretty good in the South

  • Matt Skiba
    Matt Skiba 6 days ago

    White people can March on your face

  • Timothy Ricketts
    Timothy Ricketts 6 days ago +1

    Got nothing to do with being white...Marching is not normal...

    • Hamzah Sajjad
      Hamzah Sajjad 4 days ago +1

      @Shantelle Mabuza it's annoying how much funnier that becomes when you specify it's a Zuma laugh

    • Shantelle Mabuza
      Shantelle Mabuza 4 days ago +1

      Hehehehe *Jacob Zuma laugh*

  • Turul Kaiser
    Turul Kaiser 6 days ago

    Ever heard of that little thing known as "World War 2". White people had some dope marches back then (on both sides)

  • ms renee
    ms renee 6 days ago

    People of color don’t exist bro! The black man has no friends. Those so-called people of color Arabic, Asian, etc.....hate us too! 🤦🏾‍♀️

  • Mercy Makundi
    Mercy Makundi 6 days ago

    Uyuuu jamaa Ni balaaa aiseee

  • Jay Zandegiacomo
    Jay Zandegiacomo 6 days ago

    The one black dude in America you can really say "Go back to Africa".
    This South African guy sucks

  • Emperor Washington
    Emperor Washington 6 days ago +1

    When someone says white people can't march:
    *Angry Russian Noises*

  • A Lew
    A Lew 6 days ago

    Trevor Noah is a Don Lemon wannabe. Hes a racist who takes the white D in the back. Y'all eat it up like Kobayashi.

  • Mardas Man
    Mardas Man 6 days ago

    Trevor Noah was much better before his time on the Daily Show. Now his jokes extend over minutes, they have no punchline because it's already done. The waiter joke for example was already done and then Trevor just tries to use his accent skills to make it funny, but the punchline is already done. It's getting boring.

  • Sir Kayda
    Sir Kayda 6 days ago

    Racism.

  • Mrytyunjay Maheshwari
    Mrytyunjay Maheshwari 6 days ago +17

    "Zuma must go" is stucked in my head now .

  • Dank Jaycobi
    Dank Jaycobi 6 days ago

    HAHA white people have opinions its funny lmao rotfl oh fuck they also tried to stand up for what was right lol lmao (this was a sarcastic joke)

  • kationa Calero
    kationa Calero 7 days ago

    Wtf is he a fucking idiot? Does he seriously not know what is going on in South Africa?

  • Shultz
    Shultz 7 days ago

    Yo menn when White people march they fuck some shit up *instert history meme*

  • rosette Nomvula
    rosette Nomvula 7 days ago

    🤣🤣🤣🤣Yhu ayi theee bom dot Com I tell you.

  • AMBGS7
    AMBGS7 7 days ago +1

    Orange Tan was going to his countryside lodge by car. The driver hit a dog near a farm.
    Dog dead. Said the driver, I am going to talk the owner.
    No, I am the President, I am going to settle this.
    Orange Utan walks into the farmhouse.
    One minute and he comes out with a bloody nose.
    What happened?
    Oh, fucking Democrat, he wouldn't even accept money
    Down the road they drive, and behold, the driver hits a pig.
    Driver says, this time I am going to settle the case. I don't want you to get hurt anymore.
    He walks into the farm house.
    5 minutes 10 minutes pass. Finally he comes out, with a bag full of ham and sausages, and another bag with money.
    How did you do that, asks Orange Utan.
    Driver says, very simple, I told the farmer that I am the driver of the President of the USA. And I killed the pig

  • Oh yeah
    Oh yeah 7 days ago +2

    Trevor can Jiva🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • 69memedaddy 69
    69memedaddy 69 7 days ago

    Trevor: White people can't march
    Romans: am I a joke to u?

  • Ariam
    Ariam 7 days ago

    But Zuma is already gone 😂

  • Rob Hamilton
    Rob Hamilton 7 days ago

    This guy is awful. They replace one of the funniest men ever(Jon Stewart) with this schmuck. I find it funny though that as touchy and easily insulted as people are today that it's still ok to white shame. Black shame and you are crucified and rightly so but as long as you do it to whites then it's ok to be a racist cocksucker. This guy is anything but funny.

    • Dark Genie
      Dark Genie 7 days ago

      Rob Hamilton the amount of people agreeing with him in this comment section is disgusting

  • jeff deathrage
    jeff deathrage 7 days ago

    Just wait, south africa is a genocide underway, n this guys making fun of it. Hmmmm.

  • jeff deathrage
    jeff deathrage 7 days ago

    Just wait, south africa is a genocide underway, n this guys making fun of it. Hmmmm.

  • joco7977
    joco7977 7 days ago

    😂😂😂

  • Nathan Sokolowski
    Nathan Sokolowski 7 days ago

    Waste of time, and here I thought he counldnt be any more racist than what he is on non-comedy central.

  • DarthCladus
    DarthCladus 7 days ago +1

    “White People can’t March” : clearly you never heard of the Nazi party

    • DarthCladus
      DarthCladus 5 days ago

      Ahem... KKK

    • Hlumelo Petros
      Hlumelo Petros 7 days ago +2

      DarthCladus Marching also means protesting. He’s talking about protests

  • Sydney Charter
    Sydney Charter 7 days ago

    www.etsy.com/shop/wishtreecandles

  • Fur Queue
    Fur Queue 7 days ago

    To be CLEAR, these are the murders that Trevor is trivialising and mocking ... ruclip.com/video/a_bDc7FfItk/video.htmlm . ... just so you know what a big clever man he is in undermining their protests

  • Fur Queue
    Fur Queue 7 days ago

    Why is he talking like he's from the Bronx? He's a rich privately educated rich kid who has had everything he every wanted...

    • Fur Queue
      Fur Queue 5 days ago

      @Jani Lehmann Read what I wrote again you stupid , stupid person.

    • Jani Lehmann
      Jani Lehmann 5 days ago

      he talks like he's from south africa bc that's where he's from.

  • John Jack
    John Jack 7 days ago

    White folks are so racist that 'colored' people can't quit moving in with them for better lives.
    har har har

  • John Jack
    John Jack 7 days ago

    hey Trevor you're 75% white but I understand, The Race Card is beneficial in todays society.