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  • Опубликовано: 27 сен 2018
  • NFL player Vontae Davis retires mid-game, the Cleveland Browns break their losing streak, Tiger Woods makes a comeback, and the Philadelphia Flyers unveil a new mascot.
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  • Barklikeadog
    Barklikeadog Месяц назад

    Roy...

  • Kyle of Florida
    Kyle of Florida 2 месяца назад

    "White people meeting" = GOP/Trump rally

  • carli max
    carli max 2 месяца назад

    uhg sports, I don't care

  • osbaldo j. ulloa jimenez
    osbaldo j. ulloa jimenez 2 месяца назад

    Hay the mascot looks like trump.

  • Black Girl In Iran !
    Black Girl In Iran ! 2 месяца назад +2

    *_Like that cold sore in your daddy’s lip_* 😩😂 The best opening liner! 🤣😭

  • rescuetruth
    rescuetruth 2 месяца назад

    Gritty is a national treasure!

  • ForeverMe543
    ForeverMe543 2 месяца назад +2

    Roy Moore staring at him and then saying “that’s why you can’t come to the black people meeting” made soda come out of my nose

  • Adrian Terrell
    Adrian Terrell 2 месяца назад

    “Like that cold sore on your daddy’s lip, we’re back!” 😂😂😂😂😂

  • Mary Rose Kent
    Mary Rose Kent 2 месяца назад

    The Jets must have felt like a bunch of 💩💩💩.

  • Jessica Mateos
    Jessica Mateos 2 месяца назад +1

    That mascot is so fucking awful that it's fascinating. Morbidly fascinating meth monster.

  • Barbora M.
    Barbora M. 2 месяца назад

    voracek :(:D

  • Yoan Pena
    Yoan Pena 2 месяца назад +2

    "That thing looks like a muppet that got kicked off Sesame Street for doing meth" 🤣🤣🤣

  • Osiris 64
    Osiris 64 2 месяца назад +1

    Gritty has a cool name but looks terrible

  • William Ottow
    William Ottow 2 месяца назад

    Put on a belt Acosta

  • Samantha Badio
    Samantha Badio 2 месяца назад

    🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • dayrohan
    dayrohan 2 месяца назад

    Gritty looks like a monster that came straight from R.L Stein 🤣

  • Rahr
    Rahr 2 месяца назад +1

    Am black but I would like to attend white persons meetings.. Why? Am a boring black person!

  • Adrian Inniss
    Adrian Inniss 2 месяца назад +1

    This sh!t so nice, watched it twice!

  • YAYA
    YAYA 2 месяца назад

    the funny parts? the pauses lol

  • Henke Ria
    Henke Ria 2 месяца назад +1

    yes, lets praise the wife-beater....

  • Natasha Clark
    Natasha Clark 2 месяца назад

    Roy Wood Jr. is that dude. 🤣😂😅

  • TheCstar07
    TheCstar07 2 месяца назад

    LoL white person meeting

  • lazyperfectionist1
    lazyperfectionist1 2 месяца назад

    😲 Oh my god! 😮 The Cleveland Browns actually _won!_ Against the _New York Jets!_

  • Elena Piteo
    Elena Piteo 2 месяца назад +3

    Gritty is an icon

    • MERO Mero
      MERO Mero 2 месяца назад +1

      Coolest mascot out right now.

  • YCCCm7
    YCCCm7 2 месяца назад

    Roy's reaction was fucking priceless.

  • Diego Kiwi
    Diego Kiwi 2 месяца назад

    E sports fans?

  • Siki Dlanga
    Siki Dlanga 2 месяца назад +4

    I love these 2 !!! haahaa
    You've got a what?

  • Grace Milke
    Grace Milke 2 месяца назад +3

    White people meeting=KKK

    • Rahr
      Rahr 2 месяца назад +1

      Black people meeting=Gang before shootout..Do u see how judgement works??

  • Dursun Sahin
    Dursun Sahin 2 месяца назад

    i gotta watch sports comedy just to getaway from Trumpmania for 5 mins...
    🍊

  • A W
    A W 2 месяца назад +23

    LOL 😁. I guess Trevor gets to go to both meetings.

    • mickys333
      mickys333 2 месяца назад

      Whatareyoulookingat, yea it often seems like mixed people have to pick a side or risk fitting in nowhere. It's really strange.

    • Whatareyoulookingat
      Whatareyoulookingat 2 месяца назад +3

      or neither😭

  • Ibrahim Ali
    Ibrahim Ali 2 месяца назад +6

    I almost laughed at thw white people joke for two straight minuets.

  • soth1 sol
    soth1 sol 2 месяца назад +32

    bring back ronny chieng for this segment.
    he hated it, and couldn't care less.
    which made it awesome.

  • Enthused Norseman
    Enthused Norseman 2 месяца назад +1

    But buffalos don't even have bills.

  • danielle7799
    danielle7799 2 месяца назад

    I only clicked on this because I thought Ronnie cheng would be in it

  • Felix Penzi
    Felix Penzi 2 месяца назад +3

    This was sooo good

  • Jonathan Phillips
    Jonathan Phillips 2 месяца назад

    they need to stop hating and give Roy a show... funnier than em all

  • Alpha Strength
    Alpha Strength 2 месяца назад

    So you apologized for apologizing while he was talking

  • Michael Wade
    Michael Wade 2 месяца назад +16

    The real irony is that while black people don't have "black people meetings", white people definitely have "white people meetings".

    • Rahr
      Rahr 2 месяца назад

      Yes..KKK..Freemasons... And this other one where they discuss which people will lead India for the next 100 years..the black humans out breeding program..How to take the best parts of the world.

    • Darryl Carnell
      Darryl Carnell 2 месяца назад +2

      +8-67 5-3-0-9 you put the exact same comment on my comment.
      You are obviously a troll, and a hater.
      (You are less clever as you believe, and more high on yourself than you think)

    • justsaying
      justsaying 2 месяца назад

      Isn't that the truth!!

    • 8-67 5-3-0-9
      8-67 5-3-0-9 2 месяца назад

      What about in all black neighborhoods and all black schools and all black countries. You really think blacks are too stupid to have meetings? So you admit to being a racists. Congratulations.

    • Nskiller23 Hd
      Nskiller23 Hd 2 месяца назад

      Michael Wade aka a kkk meet

  • Cancun771
    Cancun771 2 месяца назад

    Still do not understand the title of this segment.

    • MERO Mero
      MERO Mero 2 месяца назад

      All the shows on ESPN or Fox are sportscasters speaking over each other.

  • Beyu Snow
    Beyu Snow 2 месяца назад +5

    A meth using Muppet is the kindest insult I've heard about that vile creature. Philly has been talking mad shit about that thing.

    • Collin McLean
      Collin McLean Месяц назад +1

      Hang on...
      He looks like the result of a coke fueled one night stand between Oscar the grouch and Big Bird...
      That thing is what happened when Mad Scientists tried to genetically splice a toupee with the old Honey Combs cereal mascot...
      He is the personification of every STD rolled into one costume and then given PCP intravenously...

  • Matt Clark
    Matt Clark 2 месяца назад +1

    WHOA that mascot is the thing of nightmares!

  • Palestine Exists
    Palestine Exists 2 месяца назад

    Roy Wood Jr needs his own show

  • John Garcia
    John Garcia 2 месяца назад

    awesome:)

  • eaglebeyblade
    eaglebeyblade 2 месяца назад

    1.subscribe to my RUclip channel
    2.reply done
    3.i will do the same to you

  • Bored asf MTTM
    Bored asf MTTM 2 месяца назад

    Wtf was the crowd reaction when he said meeting "white person meeting"cringe ass jokes

  • conny wilmering
    conny wilmering 2 месяца назад

    so könnt ihr mich auch erreichen
    www.linkedin.com/in/conny-wilmering-92886116b/
    connywilmering.tumblr.com
    facebook.com/conny.wilmering.7 .
    twitter.com/ConnyWilmering
    instagram.com/connywilmering/?hl=de
    mfg eure conny

  • Kapitein Kamerplant
    Kapitein Kamerplant 2 месяца назад +8

    its funny when someone says something like "black person meeting" it just sounds like a joyfull joke but when u chance the word 'black' for 'white' it sound like the KKK are planning a sequel to the holocaust.

    • Jarrett Burch
      Jarrett Burch 2 месяца назад +1

      I think people get differences in context even if they don't have it consciously spelled in front of them.
      Though I really didn't feel like that was the case here. Context again.

  • mayur tupe
    mayur tupe 2 месяца назад

    A white people meeting huh. I think that's called kkk meeting 😂

  • julie johnson
    julie johnson 2 месяца назад

    👍👍👏👏👏

  • raising kane
    raising kane 2 месяца назад +1

    Yep Won one game! the Super bowl's already won by the Browns!! Go Cleveland Browns!! "The land" baby winning winning winning!

  • Filthy Casual
    Filthy Casual 2 месяца назад +38

    I legit "lol'd" at the white people meeting joke lmao

  • rugr82day
    rugr82day 2 месяца назад +11

    My parents have both been concerned Tiger's wife cause a head injury with a golf club that day of their "fight". I hold out that Tiger lost his mojo when he lost his hoes.

    • Anthony h
      Anthony h 2 месяца назад

      I don't buy that because he had to first have talent/mojo to get the money to then pay for his entertainment.

  • Blak
    Blak 2 месяца назад +6

    LMAO! *"YOU GOT A WHAT!?"*
    HAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA ♥

  • Andrés Feliciano
    Andrés Feliciano 2 месяца назад

    So spicy!

  • 5%LowBattery
    5%LowBattery 2 месяца назад +43

    I wish I had F.U. 🖕money to quit my job in the middle of the day. 🤔 😊

    • 5%LowBattery
      5%LowBattery 2 месяца назад

      Ichijo Festival did she qualify for unemployment?

    • Ichijo Festival
      Ichijo Festival 2 месяца назад

      I had a roommate a while back that quit *four* jobs in the middle of the day, and she was flat-ass broke. And that was during a good month.

  • Darryl Carnell
    Darryl Carnell 2 месяца назад +73

    A white person meeting, priceless. I never been to one, and if they wear sheets like I think they might, I never will. Also, the mascot "looks like he got kicked off sesame street for doing meth" is spot on, it looks like a meth monster, where a cookie monster will do. (Shutter).

    • randomnobody playthrough
      randomnobody playthrough Месяц назад

      There was one in Charlottesville.

    • Darryl Carnell
      Darryl Carnell 2 месяца назад +1

      +8-67 5-3-0-9 What the fuck did you smoke? And switch to pot, hater.

    • 8-67 5-3-0-9
      8-67 5-3-0-9 2 месяца назад +1

      Darryl. What about in all black neighborhoods and all black schools and all black countries. You really think blacks are too stupid to have meetings? So you admit to being a racists. Congratulations.

    • Hiznogood
      Hiznogood 2 месяца назад +3

      Darryl Carnell I’m an atheist to,o, but gingerbread and song is alright in my book! 😉

    • Darryl Carnell
      Darryl Carnell 2 месяца назад +1

      +Hiznogood fuck! That just blows my mind Dude, but I'm surprised that I'm surprised, nothing is all good or evil, and sweeten sounds fun, and obviously your human lawn gnomes are way better than ours. There is some fucked up situations all over the world, at any given time, more so here in the United Shates, but it's up to us, individually, and together, to despise what is dispicable, and treat each other as we would wish to be treated ourselves. I'm an atheist whom knows the golden rule isn't just for Christians (Most forget it anyways). But Dude, that's just wild y'all do that, sounds cool.

  • Prasanna Munukutla
    Prasanna Munukutla 2 месяца назад +35

    Haha Muppet on meth

  • King Noctis
    King Noctis 2 месяца назад +37

    You gonna start watching golf again?😂

  • Alexandria Sims
    Alexandria Sims 2 месяца назад +100

    That mascot is something out of nightmare 😂😭

    • Collin McLean
      Collin McLean Месяц назад +1

      It looks like what would happen if a toupee became sentient and smoked a ton of crack

  • Lucifaga X
    Lucifaga X 2 месяца назад +1

    😂

  • Kodjo Swole
    Kodjo Swole 2 месяца назад +5

    I'm retiring from my job soon. 😂😂😂😂😂

  • Queen E
    Queen E 2 месяца назад +22

    Roy Wood Jr.'s and Stare Down Is Priceless 1:38😂🤣😂😂😂😂🤣😂

  • Kodjo Swole
    Kodjo Swole 2 месяца назад +1

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • Mary Fletcher
    Mary Fletcher 2 месяца назад +8

    Black people meeting.....

  • DaySoze
    DaySoze 2 месяца назад

    White people meetings are a whole different kind of thing they start burning shit

  • Queen E
    Queen E 2 месяца назад +2

    🤔1 Game Now Brown Fans Are Thinking Superbowl...I Think Not...Bronco Country Beotch!!!(E40 Voice)

    • Queen E
      Queen E 2 месяца назад

      +Christel Headington Touché My Dear😉😁

    • Christel Headington
      Christel Headington 2 месяца назад +1

      Queen E- well, Sun. & Mon .didn't work out well for either of us, did it? Better luck next time.

    • Queen E
      Queen E 2 месяца назад

      +Christel Headington Its All Love and War In Football...Good Luck To Your Team...Still, Broncos On Mines Though!!! #WeAreTheChampionsMyFriend😉

    • Christel Headington
      Christel Headington 2 месяца назад +1

      0Clewi0 ,Rudy Sal 14.Queen E,-I start each season with cautious optimism, it's not always easy.Living in Cleveland is sort of like being Rocky, you have to at least get back up off the canvas after taking a punch. Hey the Indians and Cavs came back.......plus there is the 'possum.

    • 0Clewi0
      0Clewi0 2 месяца назад +1

      Christel Headington if you score 18 against the Saints you're not getting to the Superbowl. PS: Checking the Browns calendar you guys fight againts our whole division so good luck.

  • Aniekan Kish
    Aniekan Kish 2 месяца назад +11

    😂😂😂😂😭😂😂😂😂😭😂😂😂😂😭😂😂😂😂😭😂😂😂😂😭😂😂😂😂😭😂😂😂😂😭😂😂😂😂😭😂😂😂😂😭😂😂😂😂😭😂😂😂😂😭😂😂😂😂😭😂😂😂😂😭😂😂😂😂😭😂😂😂😂😭😂😂😂😂😭😂😂😂😂😭😂😂😂😂😭😂😂😂😂😭😂😂😂😂😭😂😂😂😂😭😂😂😂😂😭😂😂😂😂😭😂😂😂😂😭😂😂😂😂😭😂😂😂😂😭

  • King Of Combat '
    King Of Combat ' 2 месяца назад +201

    *"Instead of taking a knee, they took a Season."*

    • BARRY BONDS OUT
      BARRY BONDS OUT 2 месяца назад +1

      +Wendy Muller I having a hard time being a fan of one,I'm surprised you don't have to replace your tv every sunday😂😂

    • Wendy Muller
      Wendy Muller 2 месяца назад +2

      +BARRY BONDS OUTI'm both a Lions and Browns fan. Can't help it; I'm a Detroit area native, Cleveland area resident. I'm really used to disappointment.

    • BARRY BONDS OUT
      BARRY BONDS OUT 2 месяца назад +2

      Im a lions fan so i feel there pain.We did 0 -16 first but they showed us.lmao

  • Rodrigue Deb
    Rodrigue Deb 2 месяца назад +2

    #bringbacktheopposition

  • Rodrigue Deb
    Rodrigue Deb 2 месяца назад +8

    #bring back the opposition

  • Abdur Rahman
    Abdur Rahman 2 месяца назад +76

    So the Browns won, so Trump's getting impeached???

    • Ankit
      Ankit 2 месяца назад

      A W I hope Norway accepts people from...

    • A W
      A W 2 месяца назад +2

      I hope Democrats will come out in droves to vote and we can get rid of this scary nonsense. Otherwise, I’m going to apply for a visa and defect but I hate the cold so Canada is out!

    • 8Robba
      8Robba 2 месяца назад

      And only after 4 wins!

    • Lucien Hicks
      Lucien Hicks 2 месяца назад +5

      Only if there is a God.
      Which there isn't, sadly.

  • Etienne Ekpo
    Etienne Ekpo 2 месяца назад +15

    Wonderful Combination.deep Silent language. Nice move by the way

  • ALizardLoves You
    ALizardLoves You 2 месяца назад +138

    This segment had so many good lines :D Thank you !!

    • Matthew Ryan
      Matthew Ryan 2 месяца назад

      I know! Can you believe there was 970 letters worth of knee slappin material!?

  • old pump
    old pump 2 месяца назад +1

    😂😂😂😂😭

  • Foxintoxx
    Foxintoxx 2 месяца назад +3

    Ryder cup is happening in my backyard !

  • Hellenkeller and friends
    Hellenkeller and friends 2 месяца назад +17

    Bring back the opposition

    • Piotr Swat
      Piotr Swat 2 месяца назад

      Hellenkeller and friends damn I miss them