I Apologize for Talking While You Were Talking - Tiger Woods & Gritty the Mascot | The Daily Show

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  • Published on Sep 27, 2018
  • NFL player Vontae Davis retires mid-game, the Cleveland Browns break their losing streak, Tiger Woods makes a comeback, and the Philadelphia Flyers unveil a new mascot.
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  • Tino Lopez
    Tino Lopez 3 months ago

    He in the kkk

  • Barklikeadog
    Barklikeadog 7 months ago

    Roy...

  • Kyle of Florida
    Kyle of Florida 7 months ago

    "White people meeting" = GOP/Trump rally

  • carli max
    carli max 7 months ago

    uhg sports, I don't care

  • osbaldo j. ulloa jimenez

    Hay the mascot looks like trump.

  • Black Girl In Iran !
    Black Girl In Iran ! 7 months ago +2

    *_Like that cold sore in your daddy’s lip_* 😩😂 The best opening liner! 🤣😭

  • rescuetruth
    rescuetruth 7 months ago

    Gritty is a national treasure!

  • ForeverMe543
    ForeverMe543 7 months ago +2

    Roy Moore staring at him and then saying “that’s why you can’t come to the black people meeting” made soda come out of my nose

  • Adrian Terrell
    Adrian Terrell 7 months ago

    “Like that cold sore on your daddy’s lip, we’re back!” 😂😂😂😂😂

  • Mary Rose Kent
    Mary Rose Kent 7 months ago

    The Jets must have felt like a bunch of 💩💩💩.

  • Jessica Mateos
    Jessica Mateos 7 months ago +1

    That mascot is so fucking awful that it's fascinating. Morbidly fascinating meth monster.

  • Barbora M.
    Barbora M. 7 months ago

    voracek :(:D

  • Yoan Pena
    Yoan Pena 7 months ago +2

    "That thing looks like a muppet that got kicked off Sesame Street for doing meth" 🤣🤣🤣

  • Osiris 64
    Osiris 64 7 months ago +1

    Gritty has a cool name but looks terrible

  • William Ottow
    William Ottow 7 months ago

    Put on a belt Acosta

  • Samantha Badio
    Samantha Badio 7 months ago

    🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • dayrohan
    dayrohan 7 months ago

    Gritty looks like a monster that came straight from R.L Stein 🤣

  • Rahr
    Rahr 7 months ago +1

    Am black but I would like to attend white persons meetings.. Why? Am a boring black person!

  • Adrian Inniss
    Adrian Inniss 7 months ago +1

    This sh!t so nice, watched it twice!

  • YAYA
    YAYA 7 months ago

    the funny parts? the pauses lol

  • Henke Ria
    Henke Ria 7 months ago +1

    yes, lets praise the wife-beater....

  • Natasha Clark
    Natasha Clark 7 months ago

    Roy Wood Jr. is that dude. 🤣😂😅

  • TheCstar07
    TheCstar07 7 months ago

    LoL white person meeting

  • Lazy Perfectionist
    Lazy Perfectionist 7 months ago

    😲 Oh my god! 😮 The Cleveland Browns actually _won!_ Against the _New York Jets!_

  • Elena Piteo
    Elena Piteo 7 months ago +3

    Gritty is an icon

    • MERO Mero
      MERO Mero 7 months ago +1

      Coolest mascot out right now.

  • YCCCm7
    YCCCm7 7 months ago

    Roy's reaction was fucking priceless.

  • Diego Kiwi
    Diego Kiwi 7 months ago

    E sports fans?

  • Siki Dlanga
    Siki Dlanga 7 months ago +4

    I love these 2 !!! haahaa
    You've got a what?

  • Grace Milke
    Grace Milke 7 months ago +3

    White people meeting=KKK

    • Rahr
      Rahr 7 months ago +1

      Black people meeting=Gang before shootout..Do u see how judgement works??

  • Dursun Sahin
    Dursun Sahin 7 months ago

    i gotta watch sports comedy just to getaway from Trumpmania for 5 mins...
    🍊

  • A W
    A W 7 months ago +24

    LOL 😁. I guess Trevor gets to go to both meetings.

    • Ever Changing
      Ever Changing 7 months ago +1

      Whatareyoulookingat, yea it often seems like mixed people have to pick a side or risk fitting in nowhere. It's really strange.

    • Whatareyoulookingat
      Whatareyoulookingat 7 months ago +4

      or neither😭

  • Ibrahim Ali
    Ibrahim Ali 7 months ago +6

    I almost laughed at thw white people joke for two straight minuets.

  • soth1 sol
    soth1 sol 7 months ago +33

    bring back ronny chieng for this segment.
    he hated it, and couldn't care less.
    which made it awesome.

  • Enthused Norseman
    Enthused Norseman 7 months ago +1

    But buffalos don't even have bills.

  • danielle7799
    danielle7799 7 months ago

    I only clicked on this because I thought Ronnie cheng would be in it

  • Felix Penzi
    Felix Penzi 7 months ago +3

    This was sooo good

  • J P
    J P 7 months ago

    they need to stop hating and give Roy a show... funnier than em all

  • Alpha Strength
    Alpha Strength 7 months ago

    So you apologized for apologizing while he was talking

  • Michael Wade
    Michael Wade 7 months ago +16

    The real irony is that while black people don't have "black people meetings", white people definitely have "white people meetings".

    • Rahr
      Rahr 7 months ago

      Yes..KKK..Freemasons... And this other one where they discuss which people will lead India for the next 100 years..the black humans out breeding program..How to take the best parts of the world.

    • Darryl Carnell
      Darryl Carnell 7 months ago +2

      +Jesse Peterson you put the exact same comment on my comment.
      You are obviously a troll, and a hater.
      (You are less clever as you believe, and more high on yourself than you think)

    • justsaying
      justsaying 7 months ago

      Isn't that the truth!!

    • Jesse Peterson
      Jesse Peterson 7 months ago

      What about in all black neighborhoods and all black schools and all black countries. You really think blacks are too stupid to have meetings? So you admit to being a racists. Congratulations.

    • Nskiller23 Hd
      Nskiller23 Hd 7 months ago

      Michael Wade aka a kkk meet

  • Cancun771
    Cancun771 7 months ago

    Still do not understand the title of this segment.

    • MERO Mero
      MERO Mero 7 months ago

      All the shows on ESPN or Fox are sportscasters speaking over each other.

  • Beyu Snow
    Beyu Snow 7 months ago +5

    A meth using Muppet is the kindest insult I've heard about that vile creature. Philly has been talking mad shit about that thing.

    • Collin McLean
      Collin McLean 7 months ago +1

      Hang on...
      He looks like the result of a coke fueled one night stand between Oscar the grouch and Big Bird...
      That thing is what happened when Mad Scientists tried to genetically splice a toupee with the old Honey Combs cereal mascot...
      He is the personification of every STD rolled into one costume and then given PCP intravenously...

  • Matt Clark
    Matt Clark 7 months ago +1

    WHOA that mascot is the thing of nightmares!

  • Palestine Exists
    Palestine Exists 7 months ago

    Roy Wood Jr needs his own show

  • John Garcia
    John Garcia 7 months ago

    awesome:)

  • eaglebeyblade
    eaglebeyblade 7 months ago

    1.subscribe to my RUclip channel
    2.reply done
    3.i will do the same to you

  • Envy Blue
    Envy Blue 7 months ago

    Wtf was the crowd reaction when he said meeting "white person meeting"cringe ass jokes

  • conny wilmering
    conny wilmering 7 months ago

    so könnt ihr mich auch erreichen
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    mfg eure conny

  • Kapitein Kamerplant
    Kapitein Kamerplant 7 months ago +8

    its funny when someone says something like "black person meeting" it just sounds like a joyfull joke but when u chance the word 'black' for 'white' it sound like the KKK are planning a sequel to the holocaust.

    • Jarrett Burch
      Jarrett Burch 7 months ago +1

      I think people get differences in context even if they don't have it consciously spelled in front of them.
      Though I really didn't feel like that was the case here. Context again.

  • Mayur Tupe
    Mayur Tupe 7 months ago

    A white people meeting huh. I think that's called kkk meeting 😂

  • julie johnson
    julie johnson 7 months ago

    👍👍👏👏👏

  • raising kane
    raising kane 7 months ago +1

    Yep Won one game! the Super bowl's already won by the Browns!! Go Cleveland Browns!! "The land" baby winning winning winning!

  • Filthy Casual
    Filthy Casual 7 months ago +37

    I legit "lol'd" at the white people meeting joke lmao

  • rugr82day
    rugr82day 7 months ago +11

    My parents have both been concerned Tiger's wife cause a head injury with a golf club that day of their "fight". I hold out that Tiger lost his mojo when he lost his hoes.

    • Anthony h
      Anthony h 7 months ago

      I don't buy that because he had to first have talent/mojo to get the money to then pay for his entertainment.

  • Blak
    Blak 7 months ago +6

    LMAO! *"YOU GOT A WHAT!?"*
    HAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA ♥

  • Andrés Feliciano
    Andrés Feliciano 7 months ago

    So spicy!

  • 5%LowBattery
    5%LowBattery 7 months ago +42

    I wish I had F.U. 🖕money to quit my job in the middle of the day. 🤔 😊

    • 5%LowBattery
      5%LowBattery 7 months ago

      Ichijo Festival did she qualify for unemployment?

    • Ichijo Festival
      Ichijo Festival 7 months ago

      I had a roommate a while back that quit *four* jobs in the middle of the day, and she was flat-ass broke. And that was during a good month.

  • Darryl Carnell
    Darryl Carnell 7 months ago +74

    A white person meeting, priceless. I never been to one, and if they wear sheets like I think they might, I never will. Also, the mascot "looks like he got kicked off sesame street for doing meth" is spot on, it looks like a meth monster, where a cookie monster will do. (Shutter).

    • randomnobody playthrough
      randomnobody playthrough 6 months ago

      There was one in Charlottesville.

    • Darryl Carnell
      Darryl Carnell 7 months ago +1

      +Jesse Peterson What the fuck did you smoke? And switch to pot, hater.

    • Jesse Peterson
      Jesse Peterson 7 months ago +1

      Darryl. What about in all black neighborhoods and all black schools and all black countries. You really think blacks are too stupid to have meetings? So you admit to being a racists. Congratulations.

    • Hiznogood
      Hiznogood 7 months ago +3

      Darryl Carnell I’m an atheist to,o, but gingerbread and song is alright in my book! 😉

    • Darryl Carnell
      Darryl Carnell 7 months ago +1

      +Hiznogood fuck! That just blows my mind Dude, but I'm surprised that I'm surprised, nothing is all good or evil, and sweeten sounds fun, and obviously your human lawn gnomes are way better than ours. There is some fucked up situations all over the world, at any given time, more so here in the United Shates, but it's up to us, individually, and together, to despise what is dispicable, and treat each other as we would wish to be treated ourselves. I'm an atheist whom knows the golden rule isn't just for Christians (Most forget it anyways). But Dude, that's just wild y'all do that, sounds cool.

  • Prasanna Munukutla
    Prasanna Munukutla 7 months ago +35

    Haha Muppet on meth

  • King Noctis
    King Noctis 7 months ago +37

    You gonna start watching golf again?😂

  • Alexandria Sims
    Alexandria Sims 7 months ago +100

    That mascot is something out of nightmare 😂😭

    • Collin McLean
      Collin McLean 7 months ago +1

      It looks like what would happen if a toupee became sentient and smoked a ton of crack

  • Lucifaga X
    Lucifaga X 7 months ago +1

    😂

  • Kodjo Swole
    Kodjo Swole 7 months ago +5

    I'm retiring from my job soon. 😂😂😂😂😂

  • Queen E
    Queen E 7 months ago +22

    Roy Wood Jr.'s and Stare Down Is Priceless 1:38😂🤣😂😂😂😂🤣😂

  • Kodjo Swole
    Kodjo Swole 7 months ago +1

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • Mary Fletcher
    Mary Fletcher 7 months ago +8

    Black people meeting.....

  • DaySoze
    DaySoze 7 months ago

    White people meetings are a whole different kind of thing they start burning shit

  • Queen E
    Queen E 7 months ago +2

    🤔1 Game Now Brown Fans Are Thinking Superbowl...I Think Not...Bronco Country Beotch!!!(E40 Voice)

    • Queen E
      Queen E 7 months ago

      +Christel Headington Touché My Dear😉😁

    • Christel Headington
      Christel Headington 7 months ago +1

      Queen E- well, Sun. & Mon .didn't work out well for either of us, did it? Better luck next time.

    • Queen E
      Queen E 7 months ago

      +Christel Headington Its All Love and War In Football...Good Luck To Your Team...Still, Broncos On Mines Though!!! #WeAreTheChampionsMyFriend😉

    • Christel Headington
      Christel Headington 7 months ago +1

      0Clewi0 ,Rudy Sal 14.Queen E,-I start each season with cautious optimism, it's not always easy.Living in Cleveland is sort of like being Rocky, you have to at least get back up off the canvas after taking a punch. Hey the Indians and Cavs came back.......plus there is the 'possum.

    • 0Clewi0
      0Clewi0 7 months ago +1

      Christel Headington if you score 18 against the Saints you're not getting to the Superbowl. PS: Checking the Browns calendar you guys fight againts our whole division so good luck.

  • Aniekan Kish
    Aniekan Kish 7 months ago +11

    😂😂😂😂😭😂😂😂😂😭😂😂😂😂😭😂😂😂😂😭😂😂😂😂😭😂😂😂😂😭😂😂😂😂😭😂😂😂😂😭😂😂😂😂😭😂😂😂😂😭😂😂😂😂😭😂😂😂😂😭😂😂😂😂😭😂😂😂😂😭😂😂😂😂😭😂😂😂😂😭😂😂😂😂😭😂😂😂😂😭😂😂😂😂😭😂😂😂😂😭😂😂😂😂😭😂😂😂😂😭😂😂😂😂😭😂😂😂😂😭😂😂😂😂😭😂😂😂😂😭

  • King Of Combat
    King Of Combat 7 months ago +201

    *"Instead of taking a knee, they took a Season."*

    • Pipe Down
      Pipe Down 7 months ago +1

      +Wendy Muller I having a hard time being a fan of one,I'm surprised you don't have to replace your tv every sunday😂😂

    • Wendy Muller
      Wendy Muller 7 months ago +2

      +Pipe DownI'm both a Lions and Browns fan. Can't help it; I'm a Detroit area native, Cleveland area resident. I'm really used to disappointment.

    • Pipe Down
      Pipe Down 7 months ago +2

      Im a lions fan so i feel there pain.We did 0 -16 first but they showed us.lmao

  • Rodrigue Debrosse
    Rodrigue Debrosse 7 months ago +2

    #bringbacktheopposition

  • Rodrigue Debrosse
    Rodrigue Debrosse 7 months ago +8

    #bring back the opposition

  • Abdur Rahman
    Abdur Rahman 7 months ago +76

    So the Browns won, so Trump's getting impeached???

    • Ankit
      Ankit 7 months ago

      A W I hope Norway accepts people from...

    • A W
      A W 7 months ago +2

      I hope Democrats will come out in droves to vote and we can get rid of this scary nonsense. Otherwise, I’m going to apply for a visa and defect but I hate the cold so Canada is out!

    • 8Robba
      8Robba 7 months ago

      And only after 4 wins!

    • Lucien Hicks
      Lucien Hicks 7 months ago +5

      Only if there is a God.
      Which there isn't, sadly.

  • Etienne Ekpo
    Etienne Ekpo 7 months ago +15

    Wonderful Combination.deep Silent language. Nice move by the way

  • ALizardLoves You
    ALizardLoves You 7 months ago +137

    This segment had so many good lines :D Thank you !!

    • Matthew Tao
      Matthew Tao 7 months ago

      I know! Can you believe there was 970 letters worth of knee slappin material!?

  • old pump
    old pump 7 months ago +1

    😂😂😂😂😭

  • Foxintoxx
    Foxintoxx 7 months ago +3

    Ryder cup is happening in my backyard !

  • Hellenkeller and friends
    Hellenkeller and friends 7 months ago +17

    Bring back the opposition

    • Piotr Swat
      Piotr Swat 7 months ago

      Hellenkeller and friends damn I miss them