John Oliver - Trump-Merkel Meeting

  • Опубликовано:  7 месяцев назад
  • From HBO's Last Week Tonight with John Oliver.
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  • Длительность: 2:28

Комментарии: 1 403

  • saevar vigsteinsson
    saevar vigsteinsson 8 дней назад

    You see, it's been our misfortune to have the wrong religion. Why didn't we have the religion of the Japanese, who regard sacrifice for the Fatherland as the highest good? The Mohammedan religion [Islam] too would have been more compatible to us than Christianity. Why did it have to be Christianity with its meekness and flabbiness?

    Under the guidance of the Reich, Europe would speedily have become unified. Once the Jewish poison had been eradicated, unification would have been an easy matter. France and Italy, each defeated in turn at an interval of a few months by the two Germanic Powers, would have been well out of it. Both would have had to renounce their inappropriate aspirations to greatness. At the same time they would have had to renounce their pretensions in North Africa and the Near East; and that would have allowed Europe to pursue a bold policy of friendship towards Islam. (4th February 1945).. Hitler...

    Hitler was a sosialdemocrat an he thought highly of islam.
    Sosial and-christiandemocrats (A.Merkel) are the ones that want to converte europe to islam.. unite europe under one flag..The irony is that the rightwingers (white supremacy and other Nazi/socialist idiots) are of course cheering for Hitler. So logicly ...sosial and- christiandemocrats inclouding neonatzys should convert to islam . Thats what Hitler would have wanted...

  • dmacville
    dmacville 19 дней назад

    as we know now,they were in fact wiretapping his campaign manager.He was right.

  • Sutor
    Sutor Месяц назад

    Trump is right about Germany.

  • Sophia Ahmed
    Sophia Ahmed 2 месяца назад +1

    I feel so sorry for Merkel

  • Ming HUANG
    Ming HUANG 2 месяца назад

    Trump can fuck right off

  • James Richard Jeremy Clarkson-Hammond-May
    James Richard Jeremy Clarkson-Hammond-May 2 месяца назад

    if i was american id vote for a infamous mass murderer serial rapist over him

  • Carlosito
    Carlosito 3 месяца назад

    Merkel wins in a game, Trump doesn't even know he's playing. Best thing that ever happened to Europe.

  • waldroj01
    waldroj01 3 месяца назад

    she did ruin Germany. And Obama did tap her phone...what the fuck is going on?

  • smc uk
    smc uk 3 месяца назад

    This guy presenting is one of the most annoying cunts on the planet

  • Ogre
    Ogre 3 месяца назад

    This John Oliver guy is supposed to be funny. Where is anything in this 2:27 that is funny? Not one second. I didn't thumbs down it. It should be heard as is. Extremely unfunny. Have you thought about why you are losing? Take a look in the mirror. End.

  • John Smith
    John Smith 3 месяца назад

    That idiot trump is so retarded my dog stand put smart big time.... and my dog is a small fingered DuDa dog

  • daarkside
    daarkside 3 месяца назад

    But the NSA did wiretap Merkels phone. Nice job, playing for the systsem mr. Oliver.

  • Feshiylife
    Feshiylife 3 месяца назад

    taken by who

  • Steve Lowden
    Steve Lowden 3 месяца назад


  • Susie Que
    Susie Que 4 месяца назад

    Nothing says comedy like a British guy running clips from CNN.

  • silvano de lazzari
    silvano de lazzari 4 месяца назад

    Two idiotic faces: Trump and this commentator...

  • Jeroen
    Jeroen 4 месяца назад

    What a dick, this "president"

  • Gisley Alves
    Gisley Alves 4 месяца назад

    Trump is a rich fool who is playing to be president. In Brazil he would be fired as president long time ago . Impeachment in Trump before he destroys America.

  • le melomiel
    le melomiel 5 месяцев назад

    Merkel is an amazing person, I respect her very much. I live in France and I think we have a lot to learn from Germany, that country did succeed at getting its economy a boost.

  • Woopert
    Woopert 5 месяцев назад

    Merkel is being touted by some on the left as the new leader of the free world, but remember it was not long ago she had Jan Boehmermann locked up for making fun of Erdogan!

  • Rob Wine
    Rob Wine 5 месяцев назад

    "It's not often you can say 'Trump really should have touched that woman.'"

    LOL, well done

  • Ruby Honey
    Ruby Honey 5 месяцев назад

    John Oliver is a complete WANKER

  • XxDarkManaxX
    XxDarkManaxX 5 месяцев назад +1

    Merkels face is like the face you made back in school, durring a difficult presentation, when the dumb kid who's your partner suddenly starts bad improvising because he forgot what he had to say

  • My Lord
    My Lord 6 месяцев назад +1

    trump is funny, i like him

  • Jamie Riddell-Carre
    Jamie Riddell-Carre 6 месяцев назад

    Any conservative wanting to add their voice in the run up to the election please join the Facebook group;

    Blue Tories In

  • Copykitty
    Copykitty 6 месяцев назад

    Trump is such an unsurpassed jerk! He's definitely number one at that. Idiot.

  • Hobbesian Thinker
    Hobbesian Thinker 6 месяцев назад

    Merkel and Liberal loonies can fuck themselves.

  • rezn66
    rezn66 6 месяцев назад


  • P S
    P S 6 месяцев назад +1

    Merkel is garbage.

  • Raziel\m/
    Raziel\m/ 6 месяцев назад

    how can you mansplain acting?

  • Augusto Schroeder
    Augusto Schroeder 6 месяцев назад

    CNN and HBO are both owned by Time Warner, which was one of the top 10 donors to Hillary's campaign (do your own research) in 2016. Which makes John Oliver extremely biased in any news report. He is only a comedian anyways. Angela Merkel is destroying Europe with her immigration policies. She is the "Hillary" of Germany. Trump knows exactly who he was dealing with. Ask any German in 2017 if they like their PM.

  • ahmed faisal
    ahmed faisal 6 месяцев назад

    you people are idiots.... dont u know he DOESNOT grab the women by the hands???

  • Anthony Tillman
    Anthony Tillman 6 месяцев назад

    Had no idea merkel used to be that skinny

  • Shy Fukei
    Shy Fukei 6 месяцев назад

    I figured it out - consumer is literally an employee of HBO. Finally an entertainment company has figured out social media!

  • Caleb Brown
    Caleb Brown 6 месяцев назад

    side note Merkel has opened her borders and the refuges are Raping her citizens like crazy I Mean like Gang rapes they have been many occasions where they would open up their homes to them and get raped heck one guy got raped by a refugee by opening up his home while visiting her deceased love one and that's not even the crazy thing the crazy thing is that their LEFT and even some of the citizens that have been raped protest that the refugees are somehow the victims it's really crazy over there in Europe

  • yoRRnl
    yoRRnl 6 месяцев назад

    Looks like USA is loosing allies with Trump on the thrown.

  • Joshua Littlewolfe
    Joshua Littlewolfe 6 месяцев назад

    Why would he shake the hand of such an evil woman? She has and will continue ruining Germany and Europe if nobody stops her.

  • James Moseley
    James Moseley 6 месяцев назад

    It sounds awful, but I kind of enjoy watching our presidents fucking traumatize the German chancellor. Merkle cannot hide discomfort to save her life, and it's always a little fun to watch those kind of people squirm.

  • paytontech
    paytontech 6 месяцев назад

    Any American calling Germany "ruined" is like the owner of a rusty bicycle with 1 pedal and no chain calling a brand new Porsche "slow."

  • jim
    jim 6 месяцев назад

    Trump is perpetuating the typical American on the world stage. Americans must be so very 'proud.'

  • YourXavier
    YourXavier 6 месяцев назад

    Trump is a child. He's actually managed to live for over 70 years without growing up. Disturbing and sad, but not that uncommon.

  • Dathotness4ya
    Dathotness4ya 6 месяцев назад +3

    I just wanted to say as an American to any Germans here after I have read this and other threads under this video, it just adds to how I more and more everyday am utterly ashamed to be American. I had a feeling that crime rates in Europe were lower than ours here in the U.S., but almost 25 times lower?!?!?!?! I know there are many factors that affect our crime rates like income inequality, racial segregation, and racial disparities, etc., but much of my shame is because I have a strong feeling that a huge *P A R T* of the reason for the lower European crime rates are due to the stance many European countries take with gun control and the right to own a gun compared to the U.S. And it's sad because I think it is just acceptable or normal for many Americans to hear about 4-5 different people being shot to death per day on the news in many metro American areas and now it has gotten to the point where it is just perfectly acceptable for 49 people to be shot in one night in my own city of Orlando, Florida and nothing to be done about it. So I just wanted to ask any Europeans, Canadians, Australians, etc. here to just tell me how your country deals with the right to own a gun. I feel like the U.S. is slowly heading to 3rd World status and doesn't even realize it. Indonesia now has universal healthcare before we do. I'm considering moving to Australia or Canada in the next decade.

    • SimonHellinger
      SimonHellinger 5 месяцев назад

      Dathotness4ya There was one man stabbed to death in my town a few days ago and now the whole city is like "omg omg this never happened before". Quite sad it happens more often in America.

  • eric vulgate
    eric vulgate 6 месяцев назад

    hitler ruined germany?
    didn't he run on 'make deutschland great again'?

  • hermione00801
    hermione00801 6 месяцев назад

    Trump has changed his mind. He loves Merkel now. Just read the FT interview he gave a few days ago.

  • MyChilepepper
    MyChilepepper 6 месяцев назад

    Not presidential. Period. He's sulking like a three year old.

  • Sir Mutantenkraken
    Sir Mutantenkraken 6 месяцев назад

    this guy is fucking ridicolous ... well at least brexit wasn't the most stupid thing that was decided last year. how could anybody in theire right mind vote for this pervy old grandpa... is it THAT easy to win over america? because a child could do that. "I'm gonna make america so great again, you won't believe! millions and millions of dollars. lets build a wall and make someone else pay for it - because thats how politicianism works, right?"
    p.s.: i like his reaction. he has just as little respect for angela merkel, as most of germany has for him, so we're even on that. and now get the fuck out of our country...

  • Maureen McLean
    Maureen McLean 6 месяцев назад +1

    He likes his Ladies younger. She is too smart . He can't buy her.

  • Eddie W
    Eddie W 6 месяцев назад

    is this fool supposed to be funny,silly cracks whilst civilization is being destroyed??

  • vidfreak56
    vidfreak56 6 месяцев назад

    LOL he is such a fucking embarassment.

  • arcanerhythm lennon
    arcanerhythm lennon 6 месяцев назад

    why do america take britains "entertainment" rejects? john oliver piers morgan trevor noah, they're all shite

  • Jimmy Weberknecht
    Jimmy Weberknecht 6 месяцев назад

    Shake her by the Pussy XD

  • Hwoodification
    Hwoodification 6 месяцев назад

    Just another "PEDO"........

  • sypets U'Tube
    sypets U'Tube 6 месяцев назад +5

    As a German, I feel insulted by president Trumps behaviour towards Merkel. I don't know what I was thinking to expect some basic diplomacy or even decency from this man. Behaving towards our chancellor like that: it is a slap in the face for every German - it does not even matter whether you like Merkel or agree with her policy. And the joke about the wiretapping: it was mildly funny, yes, but you can make these kind of jokes when you are good buddies with someone. Which, of course, is not the case here and never will be.

    "Last Week Tonight" here is excellent, as always. Thank you for bringing this up. You're brilliant the way you put the finger in the wound. Besides being informative, funny and engaging as well.

  • Spokster
    Spokster 6 месяцев назад +2

    Trump is a 5 year old kid in the driverseat, worst President EVER in the history of USA.

  • Tegnet
    Tegnet 6 месяцев назад

    While I hardly agree with much of what Merkel is doing, of the two, she's a fucking angel, and this at least shows she stood up to him. So now he acts like a kindergarten idiot who refuse to shake hands with the one he was just fighting.
    I'm sure he just found out that Germany is pretty much the frontline defense of the US... And now hes grumpy that she can actually demand and refuse xD

  • Cliff Gunther
    Cliff Gunther 6 месяцев назад +1

    To the rest of the world, apologies for Trump's behavior. Just imagine, we have to witness it on a daily basis. Don't forget that almost 5 Mil. more people voted against him than for him in the election, and right now his approval rating is down to 35% and falling.

  • Harrison Shone
    Harrison Shone 6 месяцев назад +3

    It's so nice to see the two of them finally meeting! The leader of the free world, and Donald Trump.

  • sub zero
    sub zero 6 месяцев назад +1

    I wouldnt want to shake hands with a traitor either. Trumps too rich to handle garbage.

  • mirko djuric
    mirko djuric 6 месяцев назад +1

    bravo trump this whore destroyed europe.

  • Peter M
    Peter M 6 месяцев назад

    Do you, thinking people, really think, that this lack of handshake was by an accident or Trump's awkwardness? She wanted handshake, he did not. There is political reason for that behaviour and clear message to Merkels' investors.

    PS. (Plus observe body language and see who is dominating figure in this relationship.)
    PS 2 . No I am not Trump fan!

  • Alonzo Aldaba
    Alonzo Aldaba 6 месяцев назад

    0:31 that's basically almost every comment on YouTube about Merkel

  • Andrew Hershberger
    Andrew Hershberger 6 месяцев назад

    I look forward when they issue a correction to this segment, including a fictitious $374 Billion invoice for NATO that Trump handed the Chancellor.

  • ThePerfectFetus
    ThePerfectFetus 6 месяцев назад

    Trump looks real damn nervous in that handshaking scene. He couldn't make eyecontact, kept fidgeting his hands, tapping his toes, looking around the room. Dude knows he shouldn't be in that seat

  • Keyc94
    Keyc94 6 месяцев назад

    the best part is trumps grandpa was born in germany and his grandson dont know a shit about this country. I heard that US highschools dont teach much about other countrys, some of them dont know where Europe or asia is... Or that the Nazis were defeted 1945 and other thinks like that. Facts are fiction by "Trump School"

  • Jake Moyo
    Jake Moyo 7 месяцев назад

    When does the embarrassment end?

  • Émile
    Émile 7 месяцев назад +1

    ok all the americans saying sorry for Trump, i as a german am sorry for all the morons who are talking shit about Merkel for letting in refugees aka saving people's lives. you are no better than the trump squad.

  • Nami chan
    Nami chan 7 месяцев назад

    omg.. this was to cringey >.< cant take it

  • Johnny S.
    Johnny S. 7 месяцев назад

    It seems prettty obvious why he didnt shook her hand. Journalists ask him to do it.

  • Marcus Bradley
    Marcus Bradley 7 месяцев назад +1

    I wish all Trump supporters will stop saying two names, Barack Obama, and Hillary Clinton.

  • liefhebber179
    liefhebber179 7 месяцев назад

    shameful behaviour for a president, he has to learn so so much this man

  • TheMadmanAndre
    TheMadmanAndre 7 месяцев назад

    "Horse Pope"

    I see that John Oliver never played Crusader Kings 2...

  • Funk O'Matic
    Funk O'Matic 7 месяцев назад

    lol...they look like a bratty brat who just dropped his ice cream n his nice aunt..whom he blames for his loss of the said ice cream....

  • Michael Hastie
    Michael Hastie 7 месяцев назад +1

    Is this guy supposed to be funny? I don't just don't get it!

  • pryodiablo
    pryodiablo 7 месяцев назад

    Down vote for using mansplaining as an actual word.

  • LCarefortheworld
    LCarefortheworld 7 месяцев назад

    THAT is the president of the United States!

  • Michelle Maloney
    Michelle Maloney 7 месяцев назад +1

    Oliver is so funny I go back into the videos so far the info is obsolete but I don't care because I'm laughing so hard.

  • Alison Wonderland
    Alison Wonderland 7 месяцев назад

    I love the double take. "You said what mate? Seriously, did you just say that?"

  • MJA
    MJA 7 месяцев назад

    Thanks for the 60 fps

  • Jan Weigel
    Jan Weigel 7 месяцев назад

    I think what it ultimately boils down to is that we lost 2 world wars and still have better healthcare, a better budget, and a more competent leader than the US . *(the rage of the trump train is fast approaching)*

  • Tanvee Choudhary
    Tanvee Choudhary 7 месяцев назад +1

    Omg ,aren't there like some standard rules according to which a head of goverment or state should behave .Forget about his policy ,what kind of behaviour is this ?! And, for people who compare him to Putin sorry but he is wayyyy better .

  • duhboi
    duhboi 7 месяцев назад

    planet earth keeps spinning and humans keep living= these glorious moments

  • Matthew Farber
    Matthew Farber 7 месяцев назад +1

    Let in disgruntled refugees, some are good but who knows about the rest,what could happen. Germany will be haunted by this decision for decades to come. They should stay and fight for their country not flee to another and shit their backwards religion and way of life onto the people and government creating a clusterfuck.

    • MrAPC
      MrAPC 7 месяцев назад

      No he's not

    • Celisar1
      Celisar1 7 месяцев назад +1

      Karl Karlos
      But I do and he is right.

    • Karl Karlos
      Karl Karlos 7 месяцев назад

      Oh shut up, you nitwit. You don't even live in Germany.

  • Nikolai Stepan
    Nikolai Stepan 7 месяцев назад

    yes, unsubscribe confirmed due to lack of serious objective remarks

  • bochum123123
    bochum123123 7 месяцев назад +1

    He'll see what happens to men that try to mess with Merkel. Sorry for the US citizens though... bye bye former friends overseas!

  • Laura Margolusová
    Laura Margolusová 7 месяцев назад +2

    Merkel's reaction starting at 2:05 is seriously the best shit ever

  • PO music
    PO music 7 месяцев назад


  • Yoshi Kant
    Yoshi Kant 7 месяцев назад +2

    Trump President? No. I'm still convinced I've been extremely high on crack the past 3 months

  • purplekillerpenguin
    purplekillerpenguin 7 месяцев назад +1


  • Beth G.
    Beth G. 7 месяцев назад +8

    So embarrassing to be an American right now. To the rest of the world...sorry about all this!

  • Fairy Budmother
    Fairy Budmother 7 месяцев назад

    LOL. I remember that...OL' sneaky hands George.

  • Erin Indigo Osmanthus
    Erin Indigo Osmanthus 7 месяцев назад +3

    I did not know it could get any more painful. I really didn't.
    From the rest of us: We're so sorry, Germany.

    HYEOL 7 месяцев назад

    dishonest liar, kys

  • mon tissu
    mon tissu 7 месяцев назад

    merkel destroyed europe.. shes the reason why theres a yuge refugee crisis there

    shes not worth the handshake

    • mon tissu
      mon tissu 6 месяцев назад

      Keyc94 lol so you're saying its your responsibility to give them money too... hahaha fuck you're so stupid lets bet EU will cease to exist in a couple of decades.... mate human lives whatever... you sounded like a true cuck. you don't accept them in, how bout you help them in the country they are in... create a sanctuary zone... im sure NATO can do that right? europe can provide food and other necessities too... but the thing with the refugee just like you said its fueled by economic reasons

    • Keyc94
      Keyc94 6 месяцев назад

      We live in one world, so it is in someway our own responsibility, i think we should send them back to africa because they are more as war refeguees they are economy refugees. But there are many people who dont think so. At some point we have to send them back because we cant help anymore... but the EU failed for a common aim... every state do what they want. i am agree that this situation has a bad conclusion at the moment, but just let them die in nowhere??? if the EU make clear that they send the refugees back no one comes. But that decision isnt make by any state so it is not only merkel guilty at this situation the whole EU make that decision.

    • mon tissu
      mon tissu 6 месяцев назад

      Keyc94 why europe? its not europe's responsibility... saudi qatar and etc take not a single refugee...

    • Keyc94
      Keyc94 6 месяцев назад

      mon tissu so millionen of people should stay directly in a war and die?? hitler would be proud about your inhumanity

    • mon tissu
      mon tissu 6 месяцев назад

      refugee u mean trojan horse? its a syrian problem and merkel made it worse... they shuold all stay in syria. merkel accepted the refugee she is fully responsible for european refugee crisis...

  • East Coast Video
    East Coast Video 7 месяцев назад

    Of course he starts out with Trump. He wouldn't have a job if Trump didn't exist

  • Frederik Høyrup
    Frederik Høyrup 7 месяцев назад

    "Leader of the free world. Meets Donald Trump"(Washington Post) Trump might have delivered the 3rd term to Merkel on that missing handshake. Sad story. I hate conservatives. Yet Merkel won my respect on that one. She is the true leader of the EU and she knows it.

    • Frederik Høyrup
      Frederik Høyrup 7 месяцев назад

      Atm no real leader in France. UK falling apart Ditto. Yes Merkel is the leader of the EU. Yet as i said a "Cristian conservative" A breed im not on the best terms with. Destroying the broad middle class in Germany. Yet Donald just bought her one more term. By beeing an wierd little man. To say the least, Sanders could replace BOTH,
       in my book.

    • MrAPC
      MrAPC 7 месяцев назад

      Germany has the highest gross domestic product in the EU.
      Rank 5 in earnings.
      So what are you talking about "poorest on the whole Eurozone"?
      In the Eurozone we are number 3.

    • Celisar1
      Celisar1 7 месяцев назад

      Frederik Høyrup
      Why would you think that Merkel is the true leader of the EU?
      She cannot even get the others to keep existing treaties.
      She cannot even get small countries to take in some hundred illegal immigrants and some refugees.
      The only thing she can do is throw away our hard earned tax money leaving her own citizens the poorest in the whole Eurozone as proven by the last two EZB- reports.

  • James Patrick
    James Patrick 7 месяцев назад +2

    I am just sick about our president IGNORING a head of state in the oval office, he brought her and were supposed to discuss important matters, and when public he didn't even shake her hand, imagine at the meeting saying to her "Talk to the hand" which considering Trump´s anatomy is next to nothing

  • Xavier Chavarría
    Xavier Chavarría 7 месяцев назад

    Well now you know it was true.

  • Ian Wall
    Ian Wall 7 месяцев назад

    Donald Cunt is a child...standing next to probably the best world leader to grace the stage in decades!!!

  • Breiststufe IIX
    Breiststufe IIX 7 месяцев назад

    Guys, let's calm down. This didn't happen. and if anyone says different, it's fake news.

  • NZ ZN
    NZ ZN 7 месяцев назад

    Don't like Trunp, but god damn we in Europe really don't like Merkel anymore. I will honestly be very very surprised if she stays in politics.