Christopher Titus - 5th Annual End of the World Tour - Full Show

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  • Опубликовано: 12 дек 2017
  • People!
    A gift to you, the COMPLETE 5th Annual End of the World Tour! This was my second comedy special and a perfect introduction to show a friend who's never heard of me. Plus this is the special that hooked my current wife. SCORE!
    Enjoy.
    For more visit ChristopherTitus.Com
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  • YoHannes
    YoHannes 23 часа назад

    I dont know why, but on this version of this special, he seems like hes rushing. Id recommend people listen to the audio only version because he seems a lot more relaxed with his material. Also theres a guy in the audience on the audio version who as the most amazing laugh ever

  • James Gowin
    James Gowin День назад

    No more white people jokes. If its not OK for us to say black peopel jokes, then the opposite is not accepted either. If Black people can say nigga, or nigger, then all of us can too. If only black people can say the "n" word, but white people can't (every other race can use the word except white )then that is racist and segregation in itself. To eliminate racism it needs to come from all sides. Not just one. And that poses a new discussion. Apparently racism is between 2 different races. Swallow that one if you have the intellect. But to eliminate racism it needs to come from all sides. Not just one.

  • Shane Puckette
    Shane Puckette День назад

    Please. Put your other shows on full shows

  • Michael Rivera
    Michael Rivera 4 дня назад

    This guy sucks

  • Amy Burton
    Amy Burton 4 дня назад

    AWESOME!!!!

  • Indy G.Oldham
    Indy G.Oldham 8 дней назад

    im in pain from laughing so hard! you're awesome Mr. Titus! 🤘🤘🤘🤘

  • FBI SWAT
    FBI SWAT 9 дней назад

    His hair really helps him out looks like a funny devil

  • Richard Lopez
    Richard Lopez 11 дней назад

    Stabber McShootie ort not have a sexy voice. He's a bad person who does bad things in bad ways. What are we gonna do with more of that. We're gonna lock Stabber McShootie.

  • FBI SWAT
    FBI SWAT 11 дней назад

    Actually the interment camps were racially prejudice against Japanese Americans most had nothing to do with Pearl Harbor but the the A bomb part yeah.........

  • Football Talk
    Football Talk 11 дней назад

    I love Titus he is definitely one of my all time favorites

  • The Crimson Fucker
    The Crimson Fucker 11 дней назад

    The reason why we don't get along is because in our own way we are all stupid, smug, greedy violente basterdes who only care about ourselves and hold grudges against each other over stupide, petty things that happened hundreds of years ago, and to the people from the middle east, I'm whitey and I'll never apologize

  • doug mckinnon
    doug mckinnon 13 дней назад

    Your a legend now buddy...just heard you on shredd and ragan. Glad your keeping up the stand up...your a good actor too...love ya buddy!

  • Itz Niko
    Itz Niko 15 дней назад

    This man is a fucking retard

  • Nick D
    Nick D 18 дней назад

    first words: ha hello every one good evening WHATS UP BITCHES

  • Jim
    Jim 19 дней назад

    yeah man love your stuff.

  • Kate Kate
    Kate Kate 20 дней назад

    Well, this year the Chinese landed on the moon

  • Dustin Wright
    Dustin Wright 21 день назад

    Bravo sir, bravo! I’ve never experienced the range of emotions while watching a comedy show I just have. Please come to Omaha. I’d very much like to see you in person. Thank you.

  • Mike Rafferty
    Mike Rafferty 23 дня назад

    Loved his show

  • I'm kinda fucking stupid, but
    I'm kinda fucking stupid, but 23 дня назад

    If this were made in 2018, he'd probably be dead...

  • Patricia Robbins
    Patricia Robbins 24 дня назад

    Amen 45:50

  • carston nyenhuis
    carston nyenhuis 25 дней назад

    Ttus is a fucking dumbass lmao

  • Jamie Daigle
    Jamie Daigle 26 дней назад

    I just hit rock bottom 2 days ago. I was trying to get some laughter in my life. But your number 3 life advice at the end just inspired me that I can do and be better Mr. Titus. Thank you.

  • Stephen Clasen
    Stephen Clasen 27 дней назад

    21:19 nah I let the joke fly no matter what

  • Jivy
    Jivy Месяц назад +1

    Norman Rockwell is bleeding is a masterpiece. Criminally underrated comic. The fact that he hasn’t become mainstream like Kevin Hart or the offensively unfunny TJ miller

  • Philip Tooley
    Philip Tooley Месяц назад

    Haha, you really think the CIA didnt try and give saddam a 'paxil'? Lol

  • YouTubeUsername
    YouTubeUsername Месяц назад

    28:20 had this on in the background and didn't realize he was cucking out with the white guilt. Fuck this guy. I ain't watching him worship brown people, especially every sjws favorite brown people, the African black

  • Betty Hancock
    Betty Hancock Месяц назад

    18:00 China is now on the moon

  • VEGASWINGZ
    VEGASWINGZ Месяц назад

    A little touch of Robin Williams at the end with the monologue with his son.

  • TyDie85
    TyDie85 Месяц назад

    2019 and Iraq is STILL happening. Anyone shocked? I'm not.. we don't fight our govt enough except when it comes to policies that will ACTUALLY help us... Then we manage to fight what would benefit us. And by 'we', I mean the morons of the country.

  • James P
    James P Месяц назад

    Chris what if Bush was so desprate to get to the moon cause there are something on the moon that we need to worry about and thats why trump want to start a space force

  • bill miller
    bill miller Месяц назад

    self hate started this far back?

  • Merlin Vetter
    Merlin Vetter Месяц назад

    So, I'm sick right now and where I live we have a carpet. I'm on my computer watching this at night get to this part of the video where they say "Go to a packed jack-black tap and goes *clap clap clap* Magic dust! I start laughing so hard that my cat starts to become concerned and I start coughing. Because I was drinking soda seconds before, I start spitting/puking up spit, getting control of myself, rewatching the clip, and doing it all over again!

  • Me And mine
    Me And mine Месяц назад

    Mainstream media were against us back then too... hmmmm

  • Skylar Russell
    Skylar Russell Месяц назад

    As a comidian he is alright. As far as political views well he should keep with his mediocre comedy

  • Bella Mella Yella
    Bella Mella Yella Месяц назад +1

    I'm not certain if this is comedic genius or the olive branch to persecuted souls in this beautiful countries history. Is there an award for least racist person alive?
    This man is beautiful, like a unicorn! I need more...

  • The Rican
    The Rican Месяц назад

    Crazy funny! TY for posting.

  • English2Elvish
    English2Elvish Месяц назад

    Shit, I am always thought this dude was Bill Burr...

  • frank234561
    frank234561 Месяц назад

    This guy looks like a mix between Jim Carey and David Hyde Pierce.

  • tishelle francois
    tishelle francois Месяц назад

    "How you doing Ezekiel?" "Not bad Jebediah smells like a drive-by" I hollered

  • Jamie Norris
    Jamie Norris Месяц назад

    It was hysterical. I listened to the amazon music and to watch it is even better. My oldest son joined the army in 2010 & my youngest joined the air force in 2012 & they absolutely love your comedy!

  • ModernSurvivalist 57
    ModernSurvivalist 57 Месяц назад

    I like bread

  • B. T.
    B. T. Месяц назад +1

    I can't be the only one who was visualizing all the dad and family stories as though they were episodes of his TV show, was I?

  • Uncasnetewatewes Lenape
    Uncasnetewatewes Lenape Месяц назад +1

    "No child left behind" shouldn't include lowering the bar for passing...

  • ira moser
    ira moser Месяц назад

    You"nailed"the the Catholic church! Great job!

  • The Dude
    The Dude Месяц назад

    lol i live in texas

  • George Cheatham
    George Cheatham Месяц назад

    46:19 build that Wall.....

  • George Cheatham
    George Cheatham Месяц назад

    Watching this in 2019 shaking my head 😂😂😂

  • Bizzy Beans
    Bizzy Beans 2 месяца назад

    "I don't fail, I succeed in finding ways that don't work."
    I'm fucking carrying that with me, goddamn.

  • Jopper Mijnlieff
    Jopper Mijnlieff 2 месяца назад

    i would like to see this guy talk about the end of the world with bill burr

  • Samael Terringam
    Samael Terringam 2 месяца назад

    Savage master.
    My favorite

  • Wolf king
    Wolf king 2 месяца назад

    He kinda sounds like shaggy every now and then

  • LunkovichTromofski
    LunkovichTromofski 2 месяца назад

    watched this guy for so many many years, I even saw this when it first came out, but damn if a lot of this material did not age well xD

  • Matthew Liddle
    Matthew Liddle 2 месяца назад

    Dont mess with a nation that needs medication

  • Dafne Hyde
    Dafne Hyde 2 месяца назад

    👏👏👏👏👏

  • BigRray
    BigRray 2 месяца назад

    I see him every year he comes to South Florida me and my daughter its kinds a tradition,

  • TheCommonGentry
    TheCommonGentry 2 месяца назад

    The has been my ultimate favourite special. tbh, i haven't seen anything since Neverlution, but yes. I cry and laugh in this special. You have good messages. Very surprising at times, but yes. This is me favorite. Thank you for releasing this publicly. I turned off Ad blocker for this. ...I had a playlist made of all the specials I could find here, but every vid was copy strike. Which is understandable and why I've joined you here. proper.
    Thank you for letting this special live in its entirety here, Titus. I miss watching you every week. Sure. Fox might have been a @#% to work with, but you're sorely missed.

  • Skovit72
    Skovit72 2 месяца назад

    Boy he's a pandering bastard.

  • zman 12355
    zman 12355 2 месяца назад

    Iam from Texas and you right

  • Lesley Wolf
    Lesley Wolf 2 месяца назад

    THANKYOU...THANKYOU...THANKYOU TITUS!!! FOR YOUR YOU AND YOUR CREATIVE GENIUS. YOU MADE ME LAUGH THROUGH MY "DARK NIGHT OF THE SOUL"...😘

  • Ryan Strelczyk
    Ryan Strelczyk 2 месяца назад

    “Our president is a Texas oil man, and we’re paying $3 a gallon. We’re fuckin retarded” is most likely my favorite moment about the bush presidency

  • A Person
    A Person 2 месяца назад

    18 years later and those countries still hate America

  • User Unknown
    User Unknown 2 месяца назад

    He kinda reminds me of Jim Carrey, in a brilliant way.

  • Nick Lutz
    Nick Lutz 2 месяца назад

    Hes like "I read some books" and then makes up history

  • Scribbler Squire
    Scribbler Squire 2 месяца назад

    The next person who claim I owe an apology for shit I never did is done... I USE to like Titus but this is bullshit. He really needs to learn that everyone HATES white people and in Africa Whites are killed on sight which is why the demographics are NO WHITES allowed in most African countries. He also needs to watch some fucking video's of South Africa singing about kill the white man (FARMLANDS by Lauren Southern ). and then doing it.
    Asia is no better. If White people are going to survive we need to make Europe a White only EthnoContinent the way Africa and Asia already IS NO WHITES ALLOWED.
    2nd BLM black lives matter taught me that I am responsible for the crimes of the past because I am white, well I now charge all Black people for the crimes of the present: a group of blacks raped a 3 year old little white girl and when that didn't kill her they wrapped her in a blanket, poured gas on it and lite her on fire. So ALL BLACK PEOPLE ARE YOU taking responsibility for that atrocity? well I am charging you with it, how does it feel you fucking murderous rapists. fuck you all

  • Lea O'Brien
    Lea O'Brien 2 месяца назад

    Oh boy did we only go down hill from there

  • Tiffany Miner
    Tiffany Miner 2 месяца назад

    Bruh...I was born 18 days after his daughter... (two days after 9/11) my parents were weirded out too. And my birthday is very awkward. I also get Friday the 13ths, and this year two hurricanes destroyed my town on my birthday! ...yay... two years before that it was a tornado...yaaaay.

  • vincent marino
    vincent marino 2 месяца назад

    whats the song at the beginning?

  • Christina Littleton
    Christina Littleton 2 месяца назад

    President Christopher Titus... Imagine the possibilities!

  • Greyson Gladney
    Greyson Gladney 2 месяца назад

    I loved his comedy and his podcast right until he started turning into a libtard....

  • KingOfGreed 07
    KingOfGreed 07 2 месяца назад +1

    Dr. Adkins died slipped on some ice hit his head died on life support the man that invented the all meat diet died a vegetable.
    That one killed me

  • Nathaniel Legion
    Nathaniel Legion 2 месяца назад

    "Don't mess with a a nation that needs medication" is prolly my new go 2

    • CamaroAmx
      CamaroAmx 2 месяца назад

      Nathaniel Legion now we’re a nation on too much medication....

  • badkarma11
    badkarma11 2 месяца назад

    Just found this. Awesome, just awesome! Thanks Titus!

  • Bruce Kirk
    Bruce Kirk 2 месяца назад

    Nothing new from him in like 5 years at least

  • Chip Hobby
    Chip Hobby 2 месяца назад

    This was brilliant what a great show and he is amazing with all his accents totally talented

  • Stupid Normie
    Stupid Normie 2 месяца назад

    M-M-MAGIC DUST

  • Michael Thomas
    Michael Thomas 2 месяца назад

    Man i wish you would want to come to Indiana. Ball State University's Emans Auditorium has had comics, and I'd wait I line for you, like ya ron white, but i have not seen him there....He's been here atleast twice...think about it.

    • Michael Thomas
      Michael Thomas 2 месяца назад

      David Letterman went to school here, plz come see us

  • EweChewBrrr
    EweChewBrrr 2 месяца назад

    "I'm a pirate" ............ "Argh"
    LMAO That was hilarious.

  • Herbert Orendorff
    Herbert Orendorff 2 месяца назад +2

    thank you mr. titus you just made my life a little brighter and i appreciate it a lot.

  • Herbert Orendorff
    Herbert Orendorff 2 месяца назад +1

    this man compared to my father is a role model because my father was an asshole and everyone should have a father who is a role model like titus.

  • jesternario
    jesternario 2 месяца назад

    I had to stop the video a second time. I was laughing so hard at the baby down the driveway joke that I started choking.

  • jesternario
    jesternario 2 месяца назад

    I made the mistake of watching this while eating. My goodness I couldn’t stop laughing! I had to pause the video just so I could take a damn bite!

  • Tim Shields
    Tim Shields 2 месяца назад

    do the world a favor... kill yourself,Titus

  • tracie bolton
    tracie bolton 2 месяца назад

    Simply awesome!!!

  • Shame
    Shame 2 месяца назад

    *MAGIC DUST*

  • Janne Aalto
    Janne Aalto 2 месяца назад

    Stop talking shit about medicine. Some people are bound to take your uneducated guesses as advice and get themselves or their kids killed.

  • Erosdox7
    Erosdox7 2 месяца назад

    1:47 What do YOU think he was talking about?

  • Leatheryfoot
    Leatheryfoot 2 месяца назад

    Titus is one of the only comedians where watching there specials I get emotional.

  • Valentine Erindros
    Valentine Erindros 2 месяца назад

    Is being guilty for shit that happened 150 years ago part of his shtick?

  • Carolyn Dunaway
    Carolyn Dunaway 2 месяца назад

    I'm whitey and I apologize

  • Patrick Bertlein
    Patrick Bertlein 2 месяца назад +2

    Ridiculously Liberal, ridiculously not PC, the way it should be.

  • Ike the ranter
    Ike the ranter 2 месяца назад

    I miss his tv show. Great podcast tho..😁

  • Sarah J
    Sarah J 2 месяца назад

    So funny wish there were more full clips a funny realist

  • jim crawford
    jim crawford 2 месяца назад

    Well he was a never was , full blown libtard now .

  • empirical fiddish
    empirical fiddish 2 месяца назад

    lmao "jiggle it awhile my ass, open the hatch right now" 😂😂

  • Kalynda Tilges
    Kalynda Tilges 2 месяца назад

    Love me some Titus!

  • madalynn Anderson
    madalynn Anderson 2 месяца назад

    Ong don't doze off with earbud in watching this lol

  • slicer84231 fuck you google
    slicer84231 fuck you google 3 месяца назад

    Thank you Titus.

  • dean hill
    dean hill 3 месяца назад

    Can you spell white guilt? Titus go fuck your self . Every nationality had slaves even before whitey showed up. So blow me!

  • KSZRazor
    KSZRazor 3 месяца назад

    Remind me to not drink anything while I’m watching these videos next time XD

  • Kyle G
    Kyle G 3 месяца назад

    I saw Steven Crowder ruin you on his show. It was entertaining.