Christopher Titus - 5th Annual End of the World Tour - Full Show

  • Опубликовано: 12 дек 2017
  • People!
    A gift to you, the COMPLETE 5th Annual End of the World Tour! This was my second comedy special and a perfect introduction to show a friend who's never heard of me. Plus this is the special that hooked my current wife. SCORE!
    For more visit ChristopherTitus.Com
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Комментарии • 514

  • KSZ Razor
    KSZ Razor 2 дня назад

    Remind me to not drink anything while I’m watching these videos next time XD

  • Kyle G
    Kyle G 4 дня назад

    I saw Steven Crowder ruin you on his show. It was entertaining.

  • My Name Is Hyde
    My Name Is Hyde 4 дня назад

    I grew up with this guy, brings back memories 😁

  • Sean Jacobs
    Sean Jacobs 5 дней назад

    I honestly dont know how many times i watched this video and i laugh every single fucking time.

  • CLuv
    CLuv 6 дней назад +1

    I know pushing out a baby is hard....but on 9/11 I panicked and tried to put one back in..............MUCH harder

  • Christophe Tillery
    Christophe Tillery 6 дней назад

    My favorite comedian because he talks real shit and he is a car guy a BIG HOT ROD CAR GUY .

  • jakub gadzala
    jakub gadzala 7 дней назад

    Congrats man! And super thanks for the material!

  • raversmiracle2
    raversmiracle2 7 дней назад

    bring back your TV show. i grew up on that show damnit. You were my babysitter!

  • Erin Heck
    Erin Heck 12 дней назад

    "why didn't we atleast give indians texas; we cleaned out the the mexicans. fuck that you started that fight.

  • Benjamin Hill
    Benjamin Hill 18 дней назад


  • krrrruptidsoless
    krrrruptidsoless 20 дней назад

    He talked about military in Iraq but nothing about how many hundred thousand people have died in Mexico from drug terrorists and we don't do anything but lock the border up.
    My guess cheap oil is better than cheap labor... apparently way better

  • James Fang
    James Fang 20 дней назад

    I feel like him and Bill Burr might get along

  • Imdor
    Imdor 21 день назад

    Didn't know he was this bad, know they're jokes, but most of the points he tries to make has no foot in reality or simply doesn't make sense.
    This is mostly just boring PC humor hidden behind a bit of edge and bleached teeth.

  • p st.louis
    p st.louis Месяц назад

    Poor Brock

  • p st.louis
    p st.louis Месяц назад

    His Race skit is Priceless..

  • destroyerj
    destroyerj Месяц назад

    HYSTERICAL. George Carlin would be proud.

  • Arrows For Whitetails
    Arrows For Whitetails Месяц назад

    I want a shirt " AMERICA.... Dont mess with a nation that needs medication!" Lol

  • Craxin01
    Craxin01 Месяц назад

    God, that rant on Bush... I'd LOVE to see what he'd say about God Emperor Trump.

  • He Who Laughs Last
    He Who Laughs Last Месяц назад



  • Patricia Faulkner
    Patricia Faulkner Месяц назад

    My dad also.

  • Patricia Faulkner
    Patricia Faulkner Месяц назад

    Amen brother. Hilarious

  • The Big F U
    The Big F U Месяц назад +1

    This beta male is awful....
    No wonder why his career is dead

  • Salamander
    Salamander Месяц назад

    Titus's humor is so dark that it picks cotton

  • bill williams
    bill williams Месяц назад +1

    oh my fucking god! this is just terrible.

  • Zack Fair
    Zack Fair Месяц назад

    i love u and i miss ur show

  • Rudyard Kipling
    Rudyard Kipling Месяц назад

    Funny as hell, wrong about a lot, but funny, here is one that annoys me, everybody gets it wrong, but I am a math nerd. 400 years (in a country half that age) derp 1+2=12, listen to everything but always ask questions for God sake

  • Seth Aquauis
    Seth Aquauis Месяц назад


  • German Alonso Pimentel Vera
    German Alonso Pimentel Vera Месяц назад

    Remember those days when people took the jokes like jokes and didn't get offended for everything? i miss those days

  • Brian Schillke
    Brian Schillke Месяц назад +1

    America in a nutshell

  • Lainey Wright
    Lainey Wright Месяц назад

    Funny as hell and thought-provoking. Brought a tear to my eyes at the end.

  • colin boyne
    colin boyne Месяц назад


  • James Cornwell
    James Cornwell Месяц назад +2

    One thing that you can say is well shit happens so get over it and move on

  • David Hays
    David Hays Месяц назад


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    David Hays Месяц назад


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    David Hays Месяц назад


  • mersaless
    mersaless Месяц назад


  • thejimbomeade
    thejimbomeade Месяц назад

    Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

  • Michael Kempe
    Michael Kempe Месяц назад

    Titus and Chapelle are about the only two guys that genuinely make me laugh out loud. Great stuff Chris.

  • likeabunnie
    likeabunnie Месяц назад

    LOVE TITUS! Makes my childhood look... Well, still nuts, but with less murder at least... The humor gets ya through, though! :)
    He's got some really good points about the church, haha... Legit.

    • likeabunnie
      likeabunnie Месяц назад

      "crucifixion karioke" WOW, HAHA... the accent really makes it perfect!

  • SuperPandabear123
    SuperPandabear123 2 месяца назад

    Years later still funny as hell

  • Tim Volital
    Tim Volital 2 месяца назад

    Zaza l l.j xoo5l..ta

  • Kirk March
    Kirk March 2 месяца назад

    Its always better when its Maximus Titus. Thats Latin for I love it when its Tight.

  • Bud Davis
    Bud Davis 2 месяца назад

    Exalent loved the story about your dad . God bless you and yours let Christ be the light to lead the way teach your kids who he is it's the only hope for the world !

  • Michael Niedersteiner
    Michael Niedersteiner 2 месяца назад

    too damn funny

  • Jonathan Levanthrax
    Jonathan Levanthrax 2 месяца назад

    His facial expressions remind me of jim Carrey fire marshal bill.

  • TheReaper101
    TheReaper101 2 месяца назад

    The guy's a great comedian, but a f#$ken moron when it comes to his world view.

  • Tom Salvitti
    Tom Salvitti 2 месяца назад

    I've saw this a few times before , I think this is the first time on RUclip (if not it was years ago). Very underrated . This was a great act. Even though I disagree with a lot of his views he expresses in the act -- still makes me laugh. That right there is good don't even agree with what the person is saying, yet they still make you laugh about it.

  • Paul Rendon
    Paul Rendon 2 месяца назад

    55:57 Thank you for your service SGT PEPPER

  • kimothy2002
    kimothy2002 2 месяца назад


  • Jay
    Jay 2 месяца назад

    Titus politics are mindless however he does do a decent stand up routine.

  • Nagarider
    Nagarider 2 месяца назад

    im a white russian-blooded german .... fuck my life cause where would i start apologising ?

  • Zippy
    Zippy 2 месяца назад

    I wish this guy made more specials. He's one of a kind.

  • Mycatsnot2
    Mycatsnot2 2 месяца назад

    Canadian, we don't do much anymore??? According to Trump we're the downfall of America

  • Mycatsnot2
    Mycatsnot2 2 месяца назад

    The truth behind this is horrific. It's comedy, I laughed, but the thinking afterwards was a bombshell

  • giraffegirl2016
    giraffegirl2016 2 месяца назад

    2 beers and an idea!

  • giraffegirl2016
    giraffegirl2016 2 месяца назад

    I want a new special from him so bad. I almost pee my pants just rewatching him

  • FredRated1967
    FredRated1967 3 месяца назад

    Eh, it sucked. See Bill Burr or George Carlin's stand up to see what actual comedy is.

  • dylan myers
    dylan myers 3 месяца назад

    HAHA, and people thought Bush was terrible. Trump said "hold my fork . . . "

  • Jeff Brown
    Jeff Brown 3 месяца назад

    Thank you - one of the downfalls of being hilarious is having a very short attention span to others attempting to be funny - you sir caught me well off guard and I sat here as focused as I can remember being - ever - you are absolutely a masterful story teller - timing, content, emotional hook - EXCELLENT - thank you sir for such an awesome gift!

  • Andre Stevens
    Andre Stevens 3 месяца назад

    I'm whitey, and i apologize. That was deep. Wasn't easy watching afterwards, then he just picked right up and kept going. Christopher Titus consider yourself a comedic legend.

  • miner s from utah
    miner s from utah 3 месяца назад

    Titus no. 1

  • Mark  Walther
    Mark Walther 3 месяца назад

    wierd, never heard of this guy. (don't do mainstream anything). I'm going to search more of his stuff.

  • Kyoki Ketsuki
    Kyoki Ketsuki 3 месяца назад

    I live on Texas lol

  • Teresa Hopkins
    Teresa Hopkins 3 месяца назад

    There must be a very few of us out there that are completely confused by racism. I don't hate my freckles just like red, blue, and yellow have no beef on the color wheel. Without each other you can't make any other colors that make our world beautiful so, what the actual flip? Why in the world would anyone have any problem whatsoever with someone who cannot control the hue with which they were born? Honestly, same tired discussion, same record skipping and NONE of us were there for any racial crimes to begin with. Only guilt you should harbor is if you have ever personally wronged someone out there so drop the pretensive bull and get back to the freedom that is actual comedy, jeez! I miss when comedians were funny... We used to have fun in this country.

    • Teresa Hopkins
      Teresa Hopkins 3 месяца назад

      Sorry but 25 minutes later and I'm switching off.

  • j.r. Miles
    j.r. Miles 3 месяца назад

    don't mean to hate, because i used to like brian and get the dark side and understand his stuff, (haven't we all had some fucked up things happen to us as kids? my brother and i sure as hell did)
    i liked him as an actor on that show yes dear, but i saw a video that completely changed my mind about him... a gun debate video with Steven Crowder ... came across like a "real psycho"видео.html
    if u care to check it out. I was just curious if any of u guys see "it" differently after seeing him in a real world setting and not some made up skit he's got memorized...... like i said, not trying to talk shit about him, it's just what happened to me.... kinda like this... i used to be in love with Ashley Judd, totally, i mean WOW,,, but then , (damn it) i saw her nasty women's speech and i did a total one eighty ,, i see her in a much much different way (yes, thats a double much) she IS a nasty bitch. .... i know, that's a little hate there

  • Larry Olimb
    Larry Olimb 3 месяца назад

    I'm envisioning a Titus concert at one of our fine SJW universities of today. I'd pay triple just to watch the snowflakes melt. LMAO at the thought!

  • Randy L
    Randy L 3 месяца назад

    I'm whitey and I have nothing to apologize for. Aside from that silly whitey BS, this show was gold!

  • Brandy Workman
    Brandy Workman 3 месяца назад

    Can we get a titus reboot please?????

  • Super Cuttlefish
    Super Cuttlefish 3 месяца назад

    28:30 timestamp

  • skylar mccloud
    skylar mccloud 3 месяца назад

    1:09:23 XD XD XD XD XD XD . I almost dropped my Tequila

  • skylar mccloud
    skylar mccloud 3 месяца назад

    @ Christopher Titus: I loved your show that was on Fox. Where can I buy the complete Series. Yours is an inspirational story cause after everything you went through coming up. You would be one of very few people with a valid excuse for going full grown "Clock Tower" Instead you used it to make a positive impact.You were funny as shit don't get me wrong,but I mainly watched it for Ken (Stacey Keach) Especially the "Reverse Intervention" When you and the gang convinced him to start drinking again, Then after his 1st beer one by one dismantled everyone in the room. FOTFLMAO.
    Ken:"Tommy's been having naked dreams about Christopher"
    Ken: Dream one dream,One naked man dream"
    Ken:"Next time you have an Intervention do invite me.Ha ha ha ha . Wussy"
    R.I.P. To the Real Anti Dad, Kenneth Titus. My favorite was the Thanksgiving episode in the Hospital, When Erin's brother stole the Engagement ring.
    Christopher: You know what they don't have in Maximum Security Prison.... DAD!!! He stole Erin's ring.
    Ken pulls a lighter out of his pocket
    Ken: You know I never beat my children, I used years of psychological trauma to mold them into respectable citizens.
    With you, I don't have that kind of time.
    Then was about to set dude on fire in the Hospital, with the cops standing there.That was bad ass.
    So if anyone can tell me where I can get the full series I'd greatly appreciate it.

  • ThatNerdJay
    ThatNerdJay 3 месяца назад

    When he said „we are the strongest country on the world“ my brain was like
    What about russia?

  • Connor Veenstra
    Connor Veenstra 3 месяца назад +3

    Wow, tough crowd.

    CHRIS LALAW 4 месяца назад +3

    Lol didn't apologize to asians in general

  • your only jig-maker
    your only jig-maker 4 месяца назад +7

    if the world was happy sunshine, comedians wouldn't have anything to do. If darkness wasn't around, light of laughter wouldn't show.

  • Dragonfly
    Dragonfly 4 месяца назад +2

    While it's true that countries make considerable advancements due to war or competition such as sports, much of that effort and energy is perverted towards these trivial matters. Governments will go out of their way to hurt those they don't agree. If they put half of this energy and ingenuity towards real advancements, we'd be that much closer to world peace. Not to mention the various medical advancements we increasingly require. Quality of life is extremely important but instead of drafting scientists to focus their creations and efforts towards this, their wills are bent towards warring pursuits. What a beautiful endeavor. Taking the lives of those we don't like, as opposed to crafting systems meant to help people and work with those difficult individuals or situations.
    I'm proud to be human. Despite those who are truly good and fight for good, what a disgraceful race we are. Scratch that, apparently all animals have their drives... We simply happen to be advanced enough to create destruction of significantly higher magnitude than any other known creature.

  • mklean1
    mklean1 4 месяца назад +1

    Absolutely the best

  • The Duder
    The Duder 4 месяца назад +1

    Our education system SUCKS! Truly.
    Want to know why France is allowed to stay out of things?
    Look into a Frenchman named Admiral Degrasse.
    For without his ships, we would NOT be the United States of America.
    If France does not want to do something for us, SO BE IT.
    We owe them literally everything. We do not bow to a queen thanks to France.

    • The Duder
      The Duder 3 месяца назад

      Excellent point.
      Only question... why the assumption?
      You know not what I study.
      You know not the money I paid for my education.
      You are not in my quantum physics course. Nor are you in my calculus courses.
      How is it that I am proof of ANY education given the comment I left?
      How am I proof of our failed education system when no one else in this section has pointed out Admiral Degrasse?
      When almost NO ONE in this country has even heard of him, how am I proof of failed education?

    • CptDeadpool
      CptDeadpool 3 месяца назад

      You are the proof of that education, we paid them back with interest, we don't bow to the queen thanks to them yes, but they don't speak German thanks to us.

  • Sahara Locke
    Sahara Locke 4 месяца назад

    One of the funniest comedians ever!

  • lininomartino
    lininomartino 4 месяца назад +21

    Don't have to feed your daughter lead paint chips to dumb her down. Send her to public school, they'll handle it.

    • jalila love
      jalila love 3 месяца назад

      You are right and it makes me wanna cry. And what can you do as a parent? Force them to learn what you consider important when they are already emotionally worn out from their day? How am I supposed to reverse the toxicity of their educational environment? I pay taxes and yet my kids school didn't have clean water, toilet paper, computers, piss covered rugs, books that have been their since before segregation, and a kindergarten teacher that was slapping her students. I went off on the principal only to find out that he was taking my kid out of class to let him "sleep" in his office all afternoon until it was time to go home. I now homeschool. After three-four years of being stuck educating two kids all day I've decided to move to Detroit and shove my kids in public school at warp fucking speed.

    • spartttan1337
      spartttan1337 3 месяца назад

      lininomartino god damn it why does this have to be so accurate

  • Anonymous Anonymous
    Anonymous Anonymous 4 месяца назад +5

    on sep 13th our first team got involved in afghanistan and it was a woman giving coords for the AC130 gunship to rain down hell,they called the woman they could hear on the radio "the angel of death"

  • dylan junior
    dylan junior 4 месяца назад

    You're a joke.

  • Marisol Flores
    Marisol Flores 4 месяца назад +1


  • daniel stewart
    daniel stewart 4 месяца назад +3

    A totally true statement: Don't mess with a nation that needs medication

  • Bestofthelot
    Bestofthelot 4 месяца назад +2

    I used to like to watch many a comedian including Christopher Titus, however, when comedians start criticising only Republic politicians (as if Democrats are all saints) I stop watching them. Sadly Christopher Titus how now made that list and I will no longer be watching any of his comedy. It breaks my heart, but I have had more than enough. Either you go after both sides of the political aisle or you go after neither.

  • Jet Frost Gaming
    Jet Frost Gaming 4 месяца назад +1

    Sad part about that shuttle bit, I have to flick my flaps indicator in my plane to get it to work...

  • Tim Jones
    Tim Jones 4 месяца назад +1

    Really good! Reminds me of George Carlin a bit.

  • Adam Pares
    Adam Pares 4 месяца назад +3

    My FAVORITE comedian... Well next to George Carlin...
    1. George
    1.5 Chris
    2. Seinfeld

    • Blacklist's World
      Blacklist's World 9 часов назад

      Another great comedian similar to Titus (which Titus mentions in neverlution) is Greg Geraldo. I couldn't breathe I was laughing so hard from Greg's comedy Central presents special. May he rest in peace. Along with George Carlin.

    • Karen Patterson
      Karen Patterson 2 месяца назад

      nope, Carlin was too bitter at the end. saw him live in Florida before he died (obviously). so many great comedians out there. Gaffigan, Trevor Noah, Bill Burr, Mulaney, Madigan, Lewis Black. You need to reevaluate your list.

    • Whiplash 71
      Whiplash 71 2 месяца назад

      Jeff Dunham is a lot more funny

    • Home Remote
      Home Remote 2 месяца назад

      Seinfeld? what the hell? you couldn't think of anybody else, but suck balls Seinfeld?

  • Tyler Cooper
    Tyler Cooper 4 месяца назад +1

    Canadian cows!? When i become such a puss?

  • Anthony Risso
    Anthony Risso 4 месяца назад

    Why the hell should I apologize for a bunch of shit, I had nothing to do with...? Smfh. Other than that bit, funny AF comedian

  • red headed stepchild
    red headed stepchild 5 месяцев назад +1

    Im getting "medicated" right now !!
    Im lovin' it. !!

  • explosivefreak666
    explosivefreak666 5 месяцев назад

    Oh... Love his "White guilt-riddled rants", like évery white is actually guilty of slavery & other shit.! Convince them minoreties even further that évery white owes them something, like living in a CIVILISATION isn't compensation enough.!! Try getting the flew in Africa... You're dead, if ye know wa I mean...!

  • red headed stepchild
    red headed stepchild 5 месяцев назад

    Hell yeah !!
    Its on.

  • Charlene Kalectaca
    Charlene Kalectaca 5 месяцев назад +1

    OH gosh, he choked me up a few times there... LUV HIM!!! 😍😍🤗🤗🤗 I was up and down emotionally....😂😂😂

  • Gizmo Montzter
    Gizmo Montzter 5 месяцев назад +1


  • MeowthRocket
    MeowthRocket 5 месяцев назад +1

    Got to meet you after a performance, you were nothing but sweet and kind. Will be supporting your awesome comedy for a lot time.

  • dgg 0004
    dgg 0004 5 месяцев назад

    This guy sucks!

    • friend2truth
      friend2truth 4 месяца назад

      Yes, but not as much as your mama. She be suckin' cocks in hell, bro.

  • Ray Steigerwalt
    Ray Steigerwalt 5 месяцев назад

    Lol wish I could of seen that conversation with sgt pep. He's good people

  • Kenneth Edwards
    Kenneth Edwards 5 месяцев назад

    I haven't seen this one in a few years thanks for putting it up. It's time for a Titus(The Show) to come back with new episodes. Pitch it as Titus has his midlife crisis. I watch the entire series at least once a year. There is so many streaming services and options now for distribution.
    I am Whitey and I apologize.

  • Jason McCord
    Jason McCord 5 месяцев назад

    Over 400 k views and only just under 5k likes...we people are lazy lol