Christopher Titus - 5th Annual End of the World Tour - Full Show

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  • Опубликовано: 12 дек 2017
  • People!
    A gift to you, the COMPLETE 5th Annual End of the World Tour! This was my second comedy special and a perfect introduction to show a friend who's never heard of me. Plus this is the special that hooked my current wife. SCORE!
    Enjoy.
    For more visit ChristopherTitus.Com
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Комментарии • 424

  • Mycatsnot2
    Mycatsnot2 2 дня назад

    Canadian, we don't do much anymore??? According to Trump we're the downfall of America

  • Mycatsnot2
    Mycatsnot2 2 дня назад

    The truth behind this is horrific. It's comedy, I laughed, but the thinking afterwards was a bombshell

  • giraffegirl2016
    giraffegirl2016 3 дня назад

    2 beers and an idea!

  • giraffegirl2016
    giraffegirl2016 3 дня назад

    I want a new special from him so bad. I almost pee my pants just rewatching him

  • FredRated1967
    FredRated1967 7 дней назад

    Eh, it sucked. See Bill Burr or George Carlin's stand up to see what actual comedy is.

  • dylan myers
    dylan myers 7 дней назад

    HAHA, and people thought Bush was terrible. Trump said "hold my fork . . . "

  • Jeff Brown
    Jeff Brown 8 дней назад

    Thank you - one of the downfalls of being hilarious is having a very short attention span to others attempting to be funny - you sir caught me well off guard and I sat here as focused as I can remember being - ever - you are absolutely a masterful story teller - timing, content, emotional hook - EXCELLENT - thank you sir for such an awesome gift!

  • Andre Stevens
    Andre Stevens 8 дней назад

    I'm whitey, and i apologize. That was deep. Wasn't easy watching afterwards, then he just picked right up and kept going. Christopher Titus consider yourself a comedic legend.

  • miner s from utah
    miner s from utah 10 дней назад

    Titus no. 1

  • Mark  Walther
    Mark Walther 11 дней назад

    wierd, never heard of this guy. (don't do mainstream anything). I'm going to search more of his stuff.

  • Kyoki Ketsuki
    Kyoki Ketsuki 14 дней назад

    I live on Texas lol

  • Teresa Hopkins
    Teresa Hopkins 16 дней назад

    There must be a very few of us out there that are completely confused by racism. I don't hate my freckles just like red, blue, and yellow have no beef on the color wheel. Without each other you can't make any other colors that make our world beautiful so, what the actual flip? Why in the world would anyone have any problem whatsoever with someone who cannot control the hue with which they were born? Honestly, same tired discussion, same record skipping and NONE of us were there for any racial crimes to begin with. Only guilt you should harbor is if you have ever personally wronged someone out there so drop the pretensive bull and get back to the freedom that is actual comedy, jeez! I miss when comedians were funny... We used to have fun in this country.

    • Teresa Hopkins
      Teresa Hopkins 16 дней назад

      Sorry but 25 minutes later and I'm switching off.

  • j.r. Miles
    j.r. Miles 18 дней назад

    don't mean to hate, because i used to like brian and get the dark side and understand his stuff, (haven't we all had some fucked up things happen to us as kids? my brother and i sure as hell did)
    i liked him as an actor on that show yes dear, but i saw a video that completely changed my mind about him... a gun debate video with Steven Crowder ... came across like a "real psycho"
    ruclip.com/video/b_rzNtPWFuQ/видео.html
    if u care to check it out. I was just curious if any of u guys see "it" differently after seeing him in a real world setting and not some made up skit he's got memorized...... like i said, not trying to talk shit about him, it's just what happened to me.... kinda like this... i used to be in love with Ashley Judd, totally, i mean WOW,,, but then , (damn it) i saw her nasty women's speech and i did a total one eighty ,, i see her in a much much different way (yes, thats a double much) she IS a nasty bitch. .... i know, that's a little hate there

  • Larry Olimb
    Larry Olimb 18 дней назад

    I'm envisioning a Titus concert at one of our fine SJW universities of today. I'd pay triple just to watch the snowflakes melt. LMAO at the thought!

  • Randy L
    Randy L 20 дней назад

    I'm whitey and I have nothing to apologize for. Aside from that silly whitey BS, this show was gold!

  • Brandy Workman
    Brandy Workman 20 дней назад

    Can we get a titus reboot please?????

  • Super Cuttlefish
    Super Cuttlefish 21 день назад

    28:30 timestamp

  • skylar mccloud
    skylar mccloud 21 день назад

    1:09:23 XD XD XD XD XD XD . I almost dropped my Tequila

  • skylar mccloud
    skylar mccloud 21 день назад

    @ Christopher Titus: I loved your show that was on Fox. Where can I buy the complete Series. Yours is an inspirational story cause after everything you went through coming up. You would be one of very few people with a valid excuse for going full grown "Clock Tower" Instead you used it to make a positive impact.You were funny as shit don't get me wrong,but I mainly watched it for Ken (Stacey Keach) Especially the "Reverse Intervention" When you and the gang convinced him to start drinking again, Then after his 1st beer one by one dismantled everyone in the room. FOTFLMAO.
    Ken:"Tommy's been having naked dreams about Christopher"
    Tommy:"DREAM NO S JUST ONE DREAM"
    Ken: Dream one dream,One naked man dream"
    Ken:"Next time you have an Intervention do invite me.Ha ha ha ha . Wussy"
    R.I.P. To the Real Anti Dad, Kenneth Titus. My favorite was the Thanksgiving episode in the Hospital, When Erin's brother stole the Engagement ring.
    Christopher: You know what they don't have in Maximum Security Prison.... DAD!!! He stole Erin's ring.
    Ken pulls a lighter out of his pocket
    Ken: You know I never beat my children, I used years of psychological trauma to mold them into respectable citizens.
    With you, I don't have that kind of time.
    Then was about to set dude on fire in the Hospital, with the cops standing there.That was bad ass.
    So if anyone can tell me where I can get the full series I'd greatly appreciate it.

  • ThatNerdJay
    ThatNerdJay 28 дней назад

    When he said „we are the strongest country on the world“ my brain was like
    What about russia?

  • Connor Veenstra
    Connor Veenstra Месяц назад +3

    Wow, tough crowd.

  • CHRIS LALAW
    CHRIS LALAW Месяц назад +3

    Lol didn't apologize to asians in general

  • your only jig-maker
    your only jig-maker Месяц назад +3

    if the world was happy sunshine, comedians wouldn't have anything to do. If darkness wasn't around, light of laughter wouldn't show.

  • Dragonfly
    Dragonfly Месяц назад +1

    While it's true that countries make considerable advancements due to war or competition such as sports, much of that effort and energy is perverted towards these trivial matters. Governments will go out of their way to hurt those they don't agree. If they put half of this energy and ingenuity towards real advancements, we'd be that much closer to world peace. Not to mention the various medical advancements we increasingly require. Quality of life is extremely important but instead of drafting scientists to focus their creations and efforts towards this, their wills are bent towards warring pursuits. What a beautiful endeavor. Taking the lives of those we don't like, as opposed to crafting systems meant to help people and work with those difficult individuals or situations.
    I'm proud to be human. Despite those who are truly good and fight for good, what a disgraceful race we are. Scratch that, apparently all animals have their drives... We simply happen to be advanced enough to create destruction of significantly higher magnitude than any other known creature.

  • mklean1
    mklean1 Месяц назад +1

    Absolutely the best

  • The Duder
    The Duder Месяц назад +1

    Our education system SUCKS! Truly.
    Want to know why France is allowed to stay out of things?
    Look into a Frenchman named Admiral Degrasse.
    For without his ships, we would NOT be the United States of America.
    If France does not want to do something for us, SO BE IT.
    We owe them literally everything. We do not bow to a queen thanks to France.

    • The Duder
      The Duder 21 день назад

      Excellent point.
      Only question... why the assumption?
      You know not what I study.
      You know not the money I paid for my education.
      You are not in my quantum physics course. Nor are you in my calculus courses.
      How is it that I am proof of ANY education given the comment I left?
      How am I proof of our failed education system when no one else in this section has pointed out Admiral Degrasse?
      When almost NO ONE in this country has even heard of him, how am I proof of failed education?

    • CptDeadpool
      CptDeadpool Месяц назад

      You are the proof of that education, we paid them back with interest, we don't bow to the queen thanks to them yes, but they don't speak German thanks to us.

  • Sahara Locke
    Sahara Locke Месяц назад

    One of the funniest comedians ever!

  • lininomartino
    lininomartino Месяц назад +4

    Don't have to feed your daughter lead paint chips to dumb her down. Send her to public school, they'll handle it.

    • jalila love
      jalila love 7 дней назад

      You are right and it makes me wanna cry. And what can you do as a parent? Force them to learn what you consider important when they are already emotionally worn out from their day? How am I supposed to reverse the toxicity of their educational environment? I pay taxes and yet my kids school didn't have clean water, toilet paper, computers, piss covered rugs, books that have been their since before segregation, and a kindergarten teacher that was slapping her students. I went off on the principal only to find out that he was taking my kid out of class to let him "sleep" in his office all afternoon until it was time to go home. I now homeschool. After three-four years of being stuck educating two kids all day I've decided to move to Detroit and shove my kids in public school at warp fucking speed.

    • spartttan1337
      spartttan1337 16 дней назад

      lininomartino god damn it why does this have to be so accurate

  • Anonymous Anonymous
    Anonymous Anonymous Месяц назад +2

    on sep 13th our first team got involved in afghanistan and it was a woman giving coords for the AC130 gunship to rain down hell,they called the woman they could hear on the radio "the angel of death"

  • dylan junior
    dylan junior Месяц назад

    You're a joke.

  • Marisol Flores
    Marisol Flores Месяц назад +1

    WOW!! REALLY BEST OF THE BEST STAND-UP COMEDIAN, I HAVE EVER SEEN. THANK YOU, MR. CHRISTOPHER TITUS.

  • daniel stewart
    daniel stewart Месяц назад +2

    A totally true statement: Don't mess with a nation that needs medication

  • Bestofthelot
    Bestofthelot Месяц назад +1

    I used to like to watch many a comedian including Christopher Titus, however, when comedians start criticising only Republic politicians (as if Democrats are all saints) I stop watching them. Sadly Christopher Titus how now made that list and I will no longer be watching any of his comedy. It breaks my heart, but I have had more than enough. Either you go after both sides of the political aisle or you go after neither.

  • Jet Frost Gaming
    Jet Frost Gaming Месяц назад +1

    Sad part about that shuttle bit, I have to flick my flaps indicator in my plane to get it to work...

  • Tim Jones
    Tim Jones Месяц назад +1

    Really good! Reminds me of George Carlin a bit.

  • Adam Pares
    Adam Pares Месяц назад +3

    My FAVORITE comedian... Well next to George Carlin...
    1. George
    1.5 Chris
    2. Seinfeld

  • Tyler Cooper
    Tyler Cooper 2 месяца назад +1

    Canadian cows!? When i become such a puss?

  • Anthony Risso
    Anthony Risso 2 месяца назад

    Why the hell should I apologize for a bunch of shit, I had nothing to do with...? Smfh. Other than that bit, funny AF comedian

  • red headed stepchild
    red headed stepchild 2 месяца назад +1

    Im getting "medicated" right now !!
    Im lovin' it. !!

  • explosivefreak666
    explosivefreak666 2 месяца назад

    Oh... Love his "White guilt-riddled rants", like évery white is actually guilty of slavery & other shit.! Convince them minoreties even further that évery white owes them something, like living in a CIVILISATION isn't compensation enough.!! Try getting the flew in Africa... You're dead, if ye know wa I mean...!

  • red headed stepchild
    red headed stepchild 2 месяца назад

    Hell yeah !!
    Its on.

  • Charlene Kalectaca
    Charlene Kalectaca 2 месяца назад +1

    OH gosh, he choked me up a few times there... LUV HIM!!! 😍😍🤗🤗🤗 I was up and down emotionally....😂😂😂

  • Gizmo Montzter
    Gizmo Montzter 2 месяца назад +1

    ***STORY TELLING AT IT FINEST***

  • MeowthRocket
    MeowthRocket 2 месяца назад +1

    Got to meet you after a performance, you were nothing but sweet and kind. Will be supporting your awesome comedy for a lot time.

  • dgg 0004
    dgg 0004 2 месяца назад

    This guy sucks!

    • friend2truth
      friend2truth 2 месяца назад

      Yes, but not as much as your mama. She be suckin' cocks in hell, bro.

  • Ray Steigerwalt
    Ray Steigerwalt 2 месяца назад

    Lol wish I could of seen that conversation with sgt pep. He's good people

  • Kenneth Edwards
    Kenneth Edwards 2 месяца назад

    I haven't seen this one in a few years thanks for putting it up. It's time for a Titus(The Show) to come back with new episodes. Pitch it as Titus has his midlife crisis. I watch the entire series at least once a year. There is so many streaming services and options now for distribution.
    I am Whitey and I apologize.

  • Jason McCord
    Jason McCord 2 месяца назад

    Over 400 k views and only just under 5k likes...we people are lazy lol

  • JoseLuis MariscalReyes
    JoseLuis MariscalReyes 2 месяца назад

    I'm just project medicine

  • JoseLuis MariscalReyes
    JoseLuis MariscalReyes 2 месяца назад

    yeahhhhhh!?

  • JoseLuis MariscalReyes
    JoseLuis MariscalReyes 2 месяца назад

    skisophrentic medicine for the nation

  • jonny utah
    jonny utah 2 месяца назад

    Socialist scum...

  • Heather Strickland
    Heather Strickland 2 месяца назад +1

    31:40 Chris needs to meet Brad Williams if he hasn't already since this is an older video and do a skit together it would be hilarious.

  • Turd Ferguson
    Turd Ferguson 2 месяца назад

    Now China wants the moon and trump scraps the return to the moon for a space force. Should provide something interesting

  • Er Ic
    Er Ic 2 месяца назад +1

    thatz the funniest progressive, feminist, white privilege, presentation, I've seen. What were you sayin about america being fckd up, titus?

  • breadboard gamer
    breadboard gamer 2 месяца назад

    A little creepy...

  • Ian Scott
    Ian Scott 2 месяца назад

    WHAT A DICK!
    What a DICK!!!

  • Phoiex Gaming
    Phoiex Gaming 2 месяца назад

    400,042nd

  • Brant Bailey
    Brant Bailey 2 месяца назад

    I'm white and I'm apologize?)).??? Fuck you, more like I'm white and your welcome.

  • sabol monster
    sabol monster 2 месяца назад

    Magic dust

  • Rebecca
    Rebecca 2 месяца назад +1

    One of the most AMAZING specials I've ever seen, PERIOD. I've watched hours of stand-up & NO ONE comes anywhere close to Titus! He makes me laugh hysterically, think deeply, & he's made me cry...more than once. He's a unique person, a credit to ol' Ken Titus, & a truly phenomenal comedian. Long may he live!

  • heavychevy383
    heavychevy383 2 месяца назад +1

    thank you titus! & god bless ya bro!

  • Sino Jas
    Sino Jas 2 месяца назад

    Not funny

  • Bisexual Witch Ahni
    Bisexual Witch Ahni 2 месяца назад

    I love how at the end you think it's gonna get emotional or meaningful, but it just keeps getting funnier. 😂

  • TJ Chimichanga
    TJ Chimichanga 2 месяца назад

    Sir, he's not dickin with us.

  • Grynn
    Grynn 2 месяца назад

    who the fuck said "yeah!" when he said don't trust the news
    took a nice moment and ruined it

  • Cyan Bloodbane
    Cyan Bloodbane 3 месяца назад

    cuckadoodledoo

  • Gunga Galunga
    Gunga Galunga 3 месяца назад +1

    Gotta appreciate Christopher's intensity! I think of Lewis Black, Sam Kinneson and George Carlin... good company to be associated with. Keep up the great work.

  • Adele Waldron
    Adele Waldron 3 месяца назад

    #1 duct tape will save your life

  • CJ Hess
    CJ Hess 3 месяца назад

    “PLEASE kill Titus”

  • Logan Sargent
    Logan Sargent 3 месяца назад

    I'm.. DYING 😂😂😂

  • No thankyou
    No thankyou 3 месяца назад

    Thanks CT!

  • Bruce Fulper
    Bruce Fulper 3 месяца назад

    When you're ready Christopher. www.PontiacEngines.com

  • Austin Davis
    Austin Davis 3 месяца назад

    If you're from the middle East. Im Whitey and fuck you lmao

  • Stephanie Forde
    Stephanie Forde 3 месяца назад

    I'm from Texas.

  • Marvin Smith
    Marvin Smith 3 месяца назад

    Fuck Erin man sorry cheater

  • MrAintyermate
    MrAintyermate 3 месяца назад +1

    Never change, Titus. Never change.

  • Donna Campbell
    Donna Campbell 3 месяца назад +1

    The only group I'm prejudiced against is a very large group. They are known as....... ASSHOLES.

  • Daniel Orozco
    Daniel Orozco 3 месяца назад +1

    "I don't fail, I succeed at finding out what doesn't work." 😊

  • Daniel Orozco
    Daniel Orozco 3 месяца назад +1

    Very funny Sir! Again Sir! Hilarious! 😊

  • Grace Kennelly
    Grace Kennelly 4 месяца назад +1

    You are awesome!! Thanks for the laughs!!! :)

  • Michael Kaiser
    Michael Kaiser 4 месяца назад

    wooho,thanks for sharing life with enthusiasm,man

  • rafael82x
    rafael82x 4 месяца назад

    lmao

  • badt2238
    badt2238 4 месяца назад

    I am a huge fan of ur timing as a comedian.

  • badt2238
    badt2238 4 месяца назад

    This was my favorite show ever. I met u at tommy T's in concord ca. My dad was head bouncer. I gues some dude almost died before ur show.

  • techie22
    techie22 4 месяца назад

    I’ve listened to this show many times. It is infinitely better with the video to go with it.

  • srcran
    srcran 4 месяца назад

    terrrible

  • Shawn Stafford
    Shawn Stafford 4 месяца назад

    LMFAO 😂

  • ProfWulfenstein
    ProfWulfenstein 4 месяца назад

    I don't apologize for anything titus. Whites were enslaving whites, and blacks enslaved blacks (Still do in africa). Just live life, don't apologize for things that aren't your fault. Aside from that section he is still funny.

  • Jesper Lassesen
    Jesper Lassesen 4 месяца назад

    Thanks for a great show Titus. I'll be sure all my friends know of this video. (Better late than never, eh ?) :P :D

  • Meg R.L.
    Meg R.L. 4 месяца назад

    “But if I’m paying your rent AND feeding you, I’m the funniest sumbitch in that house.”
    Right the fuck on! ❤️

  • tobias carlsson
    tobias carlsson 5 месяцев назад

    father ted tribute right fucking there

  • Dylan Shelton
    Dylan Shelton 5 месяцев назад

    Please come to Kansas

  • Nikola Rodman
    Nikola Rodman 5 месяцев назад

    Sorry Titus ya lost me on the "every white person should apologize to black people for...." I didn't own slaves, and I've never met anybody who has... Only 1-2% of white americans owned slaves, so really it was a bad thing for most americans... How can you compete with slave labor... People can't even complete with 'illegal aliens' nowadays

    • Nikola Rodman
      Nikola Rodman 5 месяцев назад

      Truth siren!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!

  • RollerCam
    RollerCam 5 месяцев назад

    It's too bad, but *Chris Titus* just isn't that funny. He tries hard, but it's just not enough. If you REALLY want to laugh, check out Pablo Francisco. Your face will seriously hurt from laughing so much.

  • ena81xx
    ena81xx 5 месяцев назад

    When was that?

  • Sideadde
    Sideadde 5 месяцев назад

    randomly found this video, but i have something i gotta do now, so im watching it for the first time in 1 hour. if you motherfuckers take the video down before then im fucking hunting you god damn all down and chopping your fucking nuts off! i will gladly devote a year of my life learning to code so i can hack your youtube profiles and track you down. plane tickes are cheap motherfuckers, dont test me.

    • Sideadde
      Sideadde 5 месяцев назад

      thanks :)

  • kstormgeistgem
    kstormgeistgem 5 месяцев назад

    [applauds]
    Still not. Too much to fight for to let it end now.

  • José Manuel Centeno Solórzano
    José Manuel Centeno Solórzano 5 месяцев назад +1

    "Para los Mexicanos..." Lost it even tho I am Mexican

  • Joseph Harris
    Joseph Harris 5 месяцев назад

    "...I want you guys to ducktape my ass to a motorcycle, and let's break Evil Kinevil's jump record."