Christopher Titus - 5th Annual End of the World Tour - Full Show

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  • Опубликовано: 12 дек 2017
  • People!
    A gift to you, the COMPLETE 5th Annual End of the World Tour! This was my second comedy special and a perfect introduction to show a friend who's never heard of me. Plus this is the special that hooked my current wife. SCORE!
    Enjoy.
    For more visit ChristopherTitus.Com
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Комментарии • 372

  • Gizmo Montzter
    Gizmo Montzter 7 часов назад

    ***STORY TELLING AT IT FINEST***

  • MeowthRocket
    MeowthRocket 22 часа назад

    Got to meet you after a performance, you were nothing but sweet and kind. Will be supporting your awesome comedy for a lot time.

  • dgg 0004
    dgg 0004 2 дня назад

    This guy sucks!

  • Ray Steigerwalt
    Ray Steigerwalt 3 дня назад

    Lol wish I could of seen that conversation with sgt pep. He's good people

  • Kenneth Edwards
    Kenneth Edwards 3 дня назад

    I haven't seen this one in a few years thanks for putting it up. It's time for a Titus(The Show) to come back with new episodes. Pitch it as Titus has his midlife crisis. I watch the entire series at least once a year. There is so many streaming services and options now for distribution.
    I am Whitey and I apologize.

  • Jason McCord
    Jason McCord 3 дня назад

    Over 400 k views and only just under 5k likes...we people are lazy lol

  • JoseLuis MariscalReyes
    JoseLuis MariscalReyes 3 дня назад

    I'm just project medicine

  • JoseLuis MariscalReyes
    JoseLuis MariscalReyes 3 дня назад

    yeahhhhhh!?

  • JoseLuis MariscalReyes
    JoseLuis MariscalReyes 3 дня назад

    skisophrentic medicine for the nation

  • jonny utah
    jonny utah 4 дня назад

    Socialist scum...

  • Heather Strickland
    Heather Strickland 5 дней назад

    31:40 Chris needs to meet Brad Williams if he hasn't already since this is an older video and do a skit together it would be hilarious.

  • OJ Simpson
    OJ Simpson 6 дней назад

    Now China wants the moon and trump scraps the return to the moon for a space force. Should provide something interesting

  • Er Ic
    Er Ic 8 дней назад

    thatz the funniest progressive, feminist, white privilege, presentation, I've seen. What were you sayin about america being fckd up, titus?

  • breadboard gamer
    breadboard gamer 9 дней назад

    A little creepy...

  • Ian Scott
    Ian Scott 10 дней назад

    WHAT A DICK!
    What a DICK!!!

  • Phoiex Gaming
    Phoiex Gaming 10 дней назад

    400,042nd

  • Brant Bailey
    Brant Bailey 12 дней назад

    I'm white and I'm apologize?)).??? Fuck you, more like I'm white and your welcome.

  • sabol monster
    sabol monster 15 дней назад

    Magic dust

  • Rebecca
    Rebecca 16 дней назад

    One of the most AMAZING specials I've ever seen, PERIOD. I've watched hours of stand-up & NO ONE comes anywhere close to Titus! He makes me laugh hysterically, think deeply, & he's made me cry...more than once. He's a unique person, a credit to ol' Ken Titus, & a truly phenomenal comedian. Long may he live!

  • heavychevy383
    heavychevy383 16 дней назад

    thank you titus! & god bless ya bro!

  • Sino Jas
    Sino Jas 16 дней назад

    Not funny

  • Ahni Follett
    Ahni Follett 17 дней назад

    I love how at the end you think it's gonna get emotional or meaningful, but it just keeps getting funnier. 😂

  • TJ Chimichanga
    TJ Chimichanga 20 дней назад

    Sir, he's not dickin with us.

  • Grynn
    Grynn 21 день назад

    who the fuck said "yeah!" when he said don't trust the news
    took a nice moment and ruined it

  • Cyan Bloodbane
    Cyan Bloodbane 22 дня назад

    cuckadoodledoo

  • Gunga Galunga
    Gunga Galunga 23 дня назад

    Gotta appreciate Christopher's intensity! I think of Lewis Black, Sam Kinneson and George Carlin... good company to be associated with. Keep up the great work.

  • Adele Waldron
    Adele Waldron 26 дней назад

    #1 duct tape will save your life

  • CJ Hess
    CJ Hess 26 дней назад

    “PLEASE kill Titus”

  • Logan Sargent
    Logan Sargent Месяц назад

    I'm.. DYING 😂😂😂

  • No thankyou
    No thankyou Месяц назад

    Thanks CT!

  • Bruce Fulper
    Bruce Fulper Месяц назад

    When you're ready Christopher. www.PontiacEngines.com

  • Austin Davis
    Austin Davis Месяц назад

    If you're from the middle East. Im Whitey and fuck you lmao

  • Stephanie Forde
    Stephanie Forde Месяц назад

    I'm from Texas.

  • Marvin Smith
    Marvin Smith Месяц назад

    Fuck Erin man sorry cheater

  • MrAintyermate
    MrAintyermate Месяц назад

    Never change, Titus. Never change.

  • Donna Campbell
    Donna Campbell Месяц назад +1

    The only group I'm prejudiced against is a very large group. They are known as....... ASSHOLES.

  • Daniel Orozco
    Daniel Orozco Месяц назад

    "I don't fail, I succeed at finding out what doesn't work." 😊

  • Daniel Orozco
    Daniel Orozco Месяц назад

    Very funny Sir! Again Sir! Hilarious! 😊

  • Grace Kennelly
    Grace Kennelly Месяц назад

    You are awesome!! Thanks for the laughs!!! :)

  • Michael Kaiser
    Michael Kaiser Месяц назад

    wooho,thanks for sharing life with enthusiasm,man

  • rafael82x
    rafael82x 2 месяца назад

    lmao

  • badt2238
    badt2238 2 месяца назад

    I am a huge fan of ur timing as a comedian.

  • badt2238
    badt2238 2 месяца назад

    This was my favorite show ever. I met u at tommy T's in concord ca. My dad was head bouncer. I gues some dude almost died before ur show.

  • techie22
    techie22 2 месяца назад

    I’ve listened to this show many times. It is infinitely better with the video to go with it.

  • srcran
    srcran 2 месяца назад

    terrrible

  • Shawn Stafford
    Shawn Stafford 2 месяца назад

    LMFAO 😂

  • ProfWulfenstein
    ProfWulfenstein 2 месяца назад

    I don't apologize for anything titus. Whites were enslaving whites, and blacks enslaved blacks (Still do in africa). Just live life, don't apologize for things that aren't your fault. Aside from that section he is still funny.

  • Jesper Lassesen
    Jesper Lassesen 2 месяца назад

    Thanks for a great show Titus. I'll be sure all my friends know of this video. (Better late than never, eh ?) :P :D

  • Meg R.L.
    Meg R.L. 2 месяца назад

    “But if I’m paying your rent AND feeding you, I’m the funniest sumbitch in that house.”
    Right the fuck on! ❤️

  • tobias carlsson
    tobias carlsson 2 месяца назад

    father ted tribute right fucking there

  • Dylan Shelton
    Dylan Shelton 2 месяца назад

    Please come to Kansas

  • Nikola Rodman
    Nikola Rodman 2 месяца назад

    Sorry Titus ya lost me on the "every white person should apologize to black people for...." I didn't own slaves, and I've never met anybody who has... Only 1-2% of white americans owned slaves, so really it was a bad thing for most americans... How can you compete with slave labor... People can't even complete with 'illegal aliens' nowadays

    • Nikola Rodman
      Nikola Rodman 2 месяца назад

      Truth siren!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOP!

  • RollerCam
    RollerCam 3 месяца назад

    It's too bad, but *Chris Titus* just isn't that funny. He tries hard, but it's just not enough. If you REALLY want to laugh, check out Pablo Francisco. Your face will seriously hurt from laughing so much.

  • ena81xx
    ena81xx 3 месяца назад

    When was that?

  • Sideadde
    Sideadde 3 месяца назад

    randomly found this video, but i have something i gotta do now, so im watching it for the first time in 1 hour. if you motherfuckers take the video down before then im fucking hunting you god damn all down and chopping your fucking nuts off! i will gladly devote a year of my life learning to code so i can hack your youtube profiles and track you down. plane tickes are cheap motherfuckers, dont test me.

    • Sideadde
      Sideadde 3 месяца назад

      thanks :)

  • kstormgeistgem
    kstormgeistgem 3 месяца назад

    [applauds]
    Still not. Too much to fight for to let it end now.

  • José Manuel Centeno Solórzano
    José Manuel Centeno Solórzano 3 месяца назад

    "Para los Mexicanos..." Lost it even tho I am Mexican

  • Joseph Harris
    Joseph Harris 3 месяца назад

    "...I want you guys to ducktape my ass to a motorcycle, and let's break Evil Kinevil's jump record."

  • WHiTE RABBiT
    WHiTE RABBiT 3 месяца назад

    Go read a book, big guy

  • Jeremiah buckel
    Jeremiah buckel 3 месяца назад

    Maybe while he's apologizing to everybody he can read the bible, see all the sexist racist bullshit it teaches then go and see all the shit his catholic church did to the world including fucking little children.

  • Dylan Shramko
    Dylan Shramko 3 месяца назад +1

    An inspiring suicide note, makes sense

  • Mikayla S
    Mikayla S 3 месяца назад

    Weird watching this and hearing him talk about his wife after seeing love is evol

  • FanFiction Productions
    FanFiction Productions 3 месяца назад

    Small midget....


    LEVI?!

  • Laresa Wiseman
    Laresa Wiseman 3 месяца назад

    I Really Appreciate your joke Stlye T!!! Lol I Loved also your Relationship ship Set you did thaf led me to this one! :)

  • Dusty Styx
    Dusty Styx 3 месяца назад

    I'm whitey and I apologize xD

  • Rob Birk
    Rob Birk 3 месяца назад

    3 bucks a gallon ...XD....now it's over 4 bucks ..

  • Ken Fleener
    Ken Fleener 3 месяца назад

    The best show I have ever seen!

  • Whicker Friesian
    Whicker Friesian 3 месяца назад +2

    I have got to raid Amazon, and buy all of his Blu-Ray/CD's...
    Titus never fails to make me laugh my ass off, no matter what's going-on in my life, or how down I might get.
    Thanks for sharing this. (Artists, et al, may gripe about their shows/music being 'Shared' on RUclip like this, but for me? Seeing/hearing their shows and realizing their skill makes me go BUY their products so I have easier access to it whenever I want.) :-)

  • Zach Adams
    Zach Adams 3 месяца назад

    This might be my favorite comedy album of the 21st century; I listened to it over and over at work when it was fresh. Never seen the TV special version. Thanks for uploading it, hope I finally manage a live show some day.

  • Christopher Leonard
    Christopher Leonard 3 месяца назад

    any tours?

  • Wisakedjak Archetype
    Wisakedjak Archetype 3 месяца назад

    *The meek shall inherit the Earth* ... *"MEEK"* , supposedly a mistranslation for *"The strong who know **_how_** and **_when_** to sheath their weapons"*

  • Wisakedjak Archetype
    Wisakedjak Archetype 3 месяца назад +1

    damn... here we are in 2018... and Trump is doing the same thing... ripping the people off. Why do individuals vote for those who go against their best interests? *Corporate politicians are NOT here FOR YOU...*

    • JoshuaApathy Miller
      JoshuaApathy Miller 3 месяца назад

      Wisakedjak Archetype politicians period arent for the general public. EVERYTHING in politics is about money. All factions...left right middle doesnt matter, theyre all about money!

  • Occams Razor
    Occams Razor 3 месяца назад

    I kinda miss Bush Jr. now....and I voted for the other guy. Twice.

  • Matt Obermiller
    Matt Obermiller 3 месяца назад

    Christopher T's first special was one of the best things I've ever heard. It was raw and REAL.
    This special is him being a politically correct cuck.

  • The Deer King
    The Deer King 3 месяца назад

    What was his realization when he was yelling at his dead dad? I legitimately don’t get t.

  • Mike Cavazos
    Mike Cavazos 3 месяца назад

    This special was the funniest one he has had.

  • W-G snow
    W-G snow 3 месяца назад

    i feel like people mistake your name for a desease

  • alvinloreto1987
    alvinloreto1987 3 месяца назад

    Dude you cant debate for shit

  • Adam Dorris
    Adam Dorris 3 месяца назад

    Love your stuff, keep it up!

  • 4DARKEST
    4DARKEST 3 месяца назад

    Feel like there will be a holiday dedicated to the birth of Titus but I know it will only start after he dies

  • Daniel Yakeemovich
    Daniel Yakeemovich 4 месяца назад

    at 1:20:40 I was dying of laughter

  • Crazy 999
    Crazy 999 4 месяца назад +3

    Titus needs A updated show for 2018

  • Trenton Harris
    Trenton Harris 4 месяца назад +16

    "Don't mess with a nation that needs medication". Love it ! !

  • Blair Buskirk
    Blair Buskirk 4 месяца назад

    Swingy thing is a sencer i probably misspelled that

  • Ryan Carthen
    Ryan Carthen 4 месяца назад

    The only people that should be sorry for the shitty things they have done are the dirty jews.

  • Hawkinsm210
    Hawkinsm210 4 месяца назад

    Who in the fuck is this guy? WOWW He's funny

  • Huuuda
    Huuuda 4 месяца назад

    He looks like Michael Biehn's brother

  • Thomopolus Rex
    Thomopolus Rex 4 месяца назад +2

    Loved it, thanks Titus.

  • loy neely
    loy neely 4 месяца назад +2

    U are by far my most favorite comedian love ur stand up and loved ur show!!! More please!!!

  • Shenita Hampton
    Shenita Hampton 4 месяца назад

    I enjoyed his show/sitcom

  • theflywho
    theflywho 4 месяца назад

    God, or dog, as it do ya, that was fvcking hilarious. A couple of dubious sections for me, but worth it. Laughed so hard so many times.

  • PurpleRanger
    PurpleRanger 4 месяца назад

    The part about road rage reminded my mom of something that happened when we, my dad, one of my aunts & two of my cousins were on our way to the airport to fly to Miami over 30 years ago.

  • Crazy 999
    Crazy 999 4 месяца назад +1

    There is no god Kill all those that touch kids

  • Crazy 999
    Crazy 999 4 месяца назад +4

    Titus for President 2020

  • Harvey Burrows
    Harvey Burrows 4 месяца назад

    Hey Chris thanks for the laughs, was all set to see you live in Ferndale at the Silver Reef Casino March 10/18 but due to a problem with the law back when I was 18 I got caught with weed and got a fine and probation and although it was over 38 yrs ago I am not allowed to cross the border I have a passport and had been over the border 3 previous times in the last 2 months I was refused entry 2 weeks ago and cannot cross border until I get a waiver which will take up to a half year and $600.00 so I am going to miss your show which I was so looking forward to seeing you live if Chris is coming up to Vancouver for any shows you can bet I’ll be there to see the man who can make me laugh. I turned my sister and brother in law onto Christopher and I know they will have a blast . Thanks Chris your fan Harvey

  • Heather B
    Heather B 4 месяца назад

    Sat two rows back on a plane today from a 4yr old with asshole attention syndrome. Noise canceling headphones do not work! I would a beat my kids ass for that behavior! Its frowned upon to do that to someone else child apparently. 😂

  • Andrew Blanchard
    Andrew Blanchard 4 месяца назад

    0:48.30
    100% TRUE

  • Travis Decker
    Travis Decker 4 месяца назад

    One of the worst people on earth

  • Bohemian Monk
    Bohemian Monk 4 месяца назад

    was funny right until the 20 minute 40 second Mark when he started blaming white people

  • Sir Toke Le' Smoke
    Sir Toke Le' Smoke 4 месяца назад

    you just lost me titus goodbye