Everything Wrong With Dark Phoenix In Plenty Of Minutes

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  • Published on Oct 22, 2019
  • Dark Phoenix... the final movie in the most recent X-men series... completed while Fox was being sold to Disney... and it's a mess, kids. A freaking giant mess. Full of sins. Oy.
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Comments • 4 532

  • Pro L0lz
    Pro L0lz 57 minutes ago

    Im confused in original.xmen movies mystique is alive so how can she die?

  • Corey Allen
    Corey Allen 4 hours ago

    Jeremy you are the demiurge.

  • André Guia
    André Guia 14 hours ago

    you forgot a sin for funeral in rain cliche

  • Rei Jaaziel Aliwanon
    Rei Jaaziel Aliwanon 23 hours ago

    Unknown Villains

  • Dave P
    Dave P Day ago +1

    "She is all desire..all rage..all pain"
    "alright, alright, alriiight"
    Brilliant.

  • Purple Peep
    Purple Peep Day ago

    You missed the part where beast makes the same sound effect twelve times

  • LavenderFog
    LavenderFog 2 days ago

    Where is the sin for no awesome Quicksilver scene?

  • Bobby Down
    Bobby Down 3 days ago

    You're wondering how a guy who can make people do and think what he wants got let into a hospital room?

  • Kye Dysarthria
    Kye Dysarthria 4 days ago +5

    When did you ever get the impression that shape shifting means healing.

  • Hajira S.
    Hajira S. 4 days ago +2

    It kind of bothers me how Raven was just cause of some weird love triangle in this series of movies.

  • obakeng mfaladi
    obakeng mfaladi 4 days ago

    Where was Queen Cersei?

  • jeebs621
    jeebs621 4 days ago

    Lol Sophie Turner American accent is so bad

  • Hitchslapped
    Hitchslapped 4 days ago +1

    Sophie Turner can't and never will be able to act.

  • Devon Johnson
    Devon Johnson 4 days ago +1

    I gotta sin you for not knowing Storm can effect the weather in space lol.

  • davey .smith
    davey .smith 4 days ago +3

    magneto moved a whole ass stadium like why tf would just crush her when shes wildin out

  • Chance Delgado
    Chance Delgado 5 days ago

    It's a shame what they did to the x men give it to the mcu already

  • Wrathinside
    Wrathinside 5 days ago

    You know it sucks when you remember The Last Stand and shed a tear about how truly epic it was compared to a CGI-infested kindergartner-written tale about a PMS hormone raging teen.

    • Harlequin
      Harlequin 4 days ago

      You clearly don’t know anything about psychological trauma.

  • ThatGuy Fazz
    ThatGuy Fazz 5 days ago

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  • Jeff Smith
    Jeff Smith 5 days ago

    How does Mystique die in this one and yet still appears in X-Men 1-3?

  • Trufasa X
    Trufasa X 5 days ago

    Goddammit Jeremy read a fucking comic book. Literally half your sins are easily explained by having the knowledge of a fifth grader about basic x-men lore.

    • Trufasa X
      Trufasa X 3 days ago

      @Harlequin Yeah but when you have basic ass questions that can easily be answered by the decades long established lore.
      Most of Jeremy's questions you don't even need to read comic books to know. You just have to not be completely thick.
      Does a movie have to include every detail of the universe (especially when it's already common knowledge to the fans) just because some xoomer can't understand it?
      If you're confused, it takes literally two seconds to not be.

    • Harlequin
      Harlequin 4 days ago

      The films aren’t the comics.

  • Success Mahle
    Success Mahle 6 days ago

    Wait wait wait ....how old is magneto 🧲
    He looks 30 ..even though he is kinda older then Charles 👀

  • Jaheem Prevost
    Jaheem Prevost 6 days ago

    16:07 shit! now that's disgusting.

  • The Mad Titan
    The Mad Titan 6 days ago

    Every X-Men movie before X-Men: Dark Phoenix (2019): A gritty, non-Disney-funded adventure that evolves its characters, produces a good plot and story, and doesn’t do certain crap just to extend its runtime.
    X-Men: Dark Phoenix (2019): A crappy, Disney-funded movie that kills off beloved characters for literally no reason (cough, Mystique, cough), the character practically have no character growth, they do unnecessary crap just to manipulate the runtime, and the only reason its not a complete and total commercial failure is because of Michael Fassbender as Magneto.
    This is a huge waste of Jennifer Lawrence’s talent. Also, J-Law, if you’re reading this, congratulations on the wedding!

    • Harlequin
      Harlequin 3 days ago

      That’s your opinion. But it’s a fact that there was character growth, which you claimed wasn’t there.

    • The Mad Titan
      The Mad Titan 4 days ago

      That’s literally one of the most trite and uninspired character arcs in the history of character arcs.

    • Harlequin
      Harlequin 4 days ago

      No character growth? Jean had a whole character of her overcoming her fear of harming others. It’s spelled out to the audience in the very opening sequence. Mystique’s death served to develop that arc.

  • WildRiverCard
    WildRiverCard 6 days ago

    You're assuming the hospital staff LET him in. He's psychic, y'know?

  • Zz
    Zz 7 days ago

    Only 123 sins? I actually nodded off and missed a chunk of the movie, and when I woke up I didn't feel like I missed a thing.

    • Harlequin
      Harlequin 4 days ago

      There was this whole exploration of psychological trauma,

  • Carter Marcelo
    Carter Marcelo 7 days ago

    Phoenix is worried about hurting cyclops again, but as far as I’m concerned, the OTHER Phoenix (pre DOFP Phoenix) disintegrated cyclops way later in the original timeline than when this movie takes place, and she shouldn’t know that her original self killed cyclops because of what Kitty said in Days of Future Past. The director is so oblivious.

  • C'Jay Prevost
    C'Jay Prevost 7 days ago

    Am I the only one that thinks that he should've took a sin off during Nightcrawler's Rage? That scene was amazing!

  • Roberto Morales
    Roberto Morales 7 days ago

    8:42 Dammit Cinema Sins your job is to sin movies not my life! *sad ding*

  • Roberto Morales
    Roberto Morales 7 days ago +1

    Not even 1 minute
    *car crash*
    Cinema Sins: “SO YOU HAD A BAD DAY-“
    My god I lost it 😂

  • Souney 2.0
    Souney 2.0 7 days ago

    I didnt see this movie
    U didnt see this movie

  • Jezza
    Jezza 7 days ago

    "She will not"
    *ding*
    kek

  • lunayoshi
    lunayoshi 8 days ago

    I watched this mostly because I can't remember a damn thing that happened in this movie.

    • Harlequin
      Harlequin 4 days ago

      Yeah, it’s so short and fast paced it’s forgettable. But this video gets details wrong.

  • martin musenga
    martin musenga 8 days ago

    Her power reading "its its its over 9,000"

  • Harris Syed
    Harris Syed 9 days ago

    The funny part is that the Fox X-Men movies barely tapped into the rich and dynamic source material of the X-Men in the comics from relationships to cosmic elements, team lineups and the islands of Genosha and Krakoa respectively.

  • Leo Zackular
    Leo Zackular 9 days ago

    Clicks video - immediately likes

  • 1955 Doc Brown
    1955 Doc Brown 9 days ago

    1:11 fucking really? How do you think?

  • Mauro Collado
    Mauro Collado 9 days ago

    Thank god Wolverine is not in this shitty movie. He was the only good thing of Apocalypse

  • Jeffrey Foster
    Jeffrey Foster 9 days ago +2

    The whole goddamn movie is one giant sin

  • Ken Hartlin
    Ken Hartlin 9 days ago

    WHEN IS ENDGAME COMING???????

  • Bigband Pistachio
    Bigband Pistachio 9 days ago

    Oh dear. What a shit vid. Annoying twat!

  • Braeden Spilman
    Braeden Spilman 10 days ago +1

    Huh I shed a tear when raven died that a sign I should dust my house

  • newtonvoig
    newtonvoig 10 days ago

    +100 sins for not mentioning they just changed the Dark Phoenix story line to the fantastic 4 origin.

  • Jacob Langford
    Jacob Langford 11 days ago

    Haven't watched it yet and now I won't.

  • jack white
    jack white 11 days ago

    Wtf this movie was awful just the first half hour and I wanted to stop.

  • tabala jalah
    tabala jalah 11 days ago +1

    funny that i was actually amazed by magneto’s facial reaction when he learned about mystique death...right o..that’s not east o pulled off . props to m fassbender

  • Me Miss Marie
    Me Miss Marie 11 days ago

    The X-men timeline is trash

  • Morris Philemon
    Morris Philemon 12 days ago

    I'm all up for the new "Jean grey School for people who believe everything a perfect stranger says about them as long as it's an empowering Compliment"

  • Madzie 2000
    Madzie 2000 12 days ago +1

    Are we just going to ignore the fact that Mystique appears in later years...?

  • ProtectedVLS
    ProtectedVLS 13 days ago

    Magneto could have been wearing steel toe shoes

  • Kia Roane
    Kia Roane 13 days ago +1

    “Don’t worry I’m sure Storm can fix the leaks” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • Xerneas 23
    Xerneas 23 13 days ago

    Nothings wrong bitch

  • Ryker Art
    Ryker Art 14 days ago

    Get it because the X IS ON FIRE

  • Dean D
    Dean D 14 days ago

    They say more accurate to comics i say BS. There was NO Encron crystal, NO Shearr empire, NO Phoenix costume esp sash or colors, NO wedding for her and scott, NO Scott father, and it lacked and was mediocre movie. I know i spelled things wrong btw. 1 out of 10 i give it a 5. Originals were better, even first class was better but ill still get it on blu ray for collection.

  • x Miuna x
    x Miuna x 15 days ago

    That convo between Charles and Jean reminds me of the one between little Voldemort and Dumbledor 🙃

  • Limely -
    Limely - 15 days ago

    Please make Onslaught movie....

  • Limely -
    Limely - 15 days ago +1

    I thought once Jean Grey said “Get out of my head”. Charles will tell her i have more darker power than you think.
    I am Onslaught!

  • TheTha411
    TheTha411 15 days ago +1

    The movie itself its whats wrong with Dark Phoenix.

  • Eric Lamb
    Eric Lamb 15 days ago +1

    This movie should have done like a Phoenix and burned to ashes, then not risen again.

  • Macken Apigo
    Macken Apigo 16 days ago +1

    They're mutants. Like saiyans they age differently. Yes I made that up. Yes. I'm happy about it. Yes. I'm sticking to it.

  • Katie Maddalena
    Katie Maddalena 17 days ago

    So Jean becomes a celestial space bird and still decides to do some narration?