Everything Wrong With Dark Phoenix In Plenty Of Minutes
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- Published on Oct 22, 2019
- Dark Phoenix... the final movie in the most recent X-men series... completed while Fox was being sold to Disney... and it's a mess, kids. A freaking giant mess. Full of sins. Oy.
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Im confused in original.xmen movies mystique is alive so how can she die?
Jeremy you are the demiurge.
you forgot a sin for funeral in rain cliche
Unknown Villains
"She is all desire..all rage..all pain"
"alright, alright, alriiight"
Brilliant.
You missed the part where beast makes the same sound effect twelve times
Where is the sin for no awesome Quicksilver scene?
You're wondering how a guy who can make people do and think what he wants got let into a hospital room?
When did you ever get the impression that shape shifting means healing.
It kind of bothers me how Raven was just cause of some weird love triangle in this series of movies.
Where was Queen Cersei?
Lol Sophie Turner American accent is so bad
Sophie Turner can't and never will be able to act.
I gotta sin you for not knowing Storm can effect the weather in space lol.
magneto moved a whole ass stadium like why tf would just crush her when shes wildin out
It's a shame what they did to the x men give it to the mcu already
You know it sucks when you remember The Last Stand and shed a tear about how truly epic it was compared to a CGI-infested kindergartner-written tale about a PMS hormone raging teen.
You clearly don’t know anything about psychological trauma.
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How does Mystique die in this one and yet still appears in X-Men 1-3?
Goddammit Jeremy read a fucking comic book. Literally half your sins are easily explained by having the knowledge of a fifth grader about basic x-men lore.
@Harlequin Yeah but when you have basic ass questions that can easily be answered by the decades long established lore.
Most of Jeremy's questions you don't even need to read comic books to know. You just have to not be completely thick.
Does a movie have to include every detail of the universe (especially when it's already common knowledge to the fans) just because some xoomer can't understand it?
If you're confused, it takes literally two seconds to not be.
The films aren’t the comics.
Wait wait wait ....how old is magneto 🧲
He looks 30 ..even though he is kinda older then Charles 👀
16:07 shit! now that's disgusting.
Every X-Men movie before X-Men: Dark Phoenix (2019): A gritty, non-Disney-funded adventure that evolves its characters, produces a good plot and story, and doesn’t do certain crap just to extend its runtime.
X-Men: Dark Phoenix (2019): A crappy, Disney-funded movie that kills off beloved characters for literally no reason (cough, Mystique, cough), the character practically have no character growth, they do unnecessary crap just to manipulate the runtime, and the only reason its not a complete and total commercial failure is because of Michael Fassbender as Magneto.
This is a huge waste of Jennifer Lawrence’s talent. Also, J-Law, if you’re reading this, congratulations on the wedding!
That’s your opinion. But it’s a fact that there was character growth, which you claimed wasn’t there.
That’s literally one of the most trite and uninspired character arcs in the history of character arcs.
No character growth? Jean had a whole character of her overcoming her fear of harming others. It’s spelled out to the audience in the very opening sequence. Mystique’s death served to develop that arc.
You're assuming the hospital staff LET him in. He's psychic, y'know?
Only 123 sins? I actually nodded off and missed a chunk of the movie, and when I woke up I didn't feel like I missed a thing.
There was this whole exploration of psychological trauma,
Phoenix is worried about hurting cyclops again, but as far as I’m concerned, the OTHER Phoenix (pre DOFP Phoenix) disintegrated cyclops way later in the original timeline than when this movie takes place, and she shouldn’t know that her original self killed cyclops because of what Kitty said in Days of Future Past. The director is so oblivious.
Am I the only one that thinks that he should've took a sin off during Nightcrawler's Rage? That scene was amazing!
8:42 Dammit Cinema Sins your job is to sin movies not my life! *sad ding*
Not even 1 minute
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My god I lost it 😂
I didnt see this movie
U didnt see this movie
"She will not"
*ding*
kek
I watched this mostly because I can't remember a damn thing that happened in this movie.
Yeah, it’s so short and fast paced it’s forgettable. But this video gets details wrong.
Her power reading "its its its over 9,000"
The funny part is that the Fox X-Men movies barely tapped into the rich and dynamic source material of the X-Men in the comics from relationships to cosmic elements, team lineups and the islands of Genosha and Krakoa respectively.
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1:11 fucking really? How do you think?
Thank god Wolverine is not in this shitty movie. He was the only good thing of Apocalypse
The whole goddamn movie is one giant sin
WHEN IS ENDGAME COMING???????
Oh dear. What a shit vid. Annoying twat!
Huh I shed a tear when raven died that a sign I should dust my house
+100 sins for not mentioning they just changed the Dark Phoenix story line to the fantastic 4 origin.
Haven't watched it yet and now I won't.
Wtf this movie was awful just the first half hour and I wanted to stop.
funny that i was actually amazed by magneto’s facial reaction when he learned about mystique death...right o..that’s not east o pulled off . props to m fassbender
The X-men timeline is trash
I'm all up for the new "Jean grey School for people who believe everything a perfect stranger says about them as long as it's an empowering Compliment"
Are we just going to ignore the fact that Mystique appears in later years...?
That's what I said too
Magneto could have been wearing steel toe shoes
“Don’t worry I’m sure Storm can fix the leaks” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Nothings wrong bitch
Get it because the X IS ON FIRE
They say more accurate to comics i say BS. There was NO Encron crystal, NO Shearr empire, NO Phoenix costume esp sash or colors, NO wedding for her and scott, NO Scott father, and it lacked and was mediocre movie. I know i spelled things wrong btw. 1 out of 10 i give it a 5. Originals were better, even first class was better but ill still get it on blu ray for collection.
That convo between Charles and Jean reminds me of the one between little Voldemort and Dumbledor 🙃
Please make Onslaught movie....
I thought once Jean Grey said “Get out of my head”. Charles will tell her i have more darker power than you think.
I am Onslaught!
The movie itself its whats wrong with Dark Phoenix.
This movie should have done like a Phoenix and burned to ashes, then not risen again.
They're mutants. Like saiyans they age differently. Yes I made that up. Yes. I'm happy about it. Yes. I'm sticking to it.
Worked better than this plot
So Jean becomes a celestial space bird and still decides to do some narration?