Everything Wrong With Hitch In 16 Minutes Or Less

  • Published on Feb 14, 2019
  • This movie is... kind of offensive. Full of sins as well.
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Comments • 3 694

  • fresh freshh
    fresh freshh 2 days ago

    dont be such a sjw cinemasins

  • Lovecat Productions
    Lovecat Productions 2 days ago

    Cyrano Debergerac?
    The Statue of David??
    David Debergerac?

  • Keye T
    Keye T 3 days ago

    "will smith rapping" is what was wrong with this movie😂😂😂 the hitch soundtrack was lame😂🏌️
    2:19 lmaoo that couch😂😂

  • C S
    C S 3 days ago +1

    This is by far the worst criticism of a movie ever. The points on Hitch's job are ridiculous.

  • Reincarnated Sin
    Reincarnated Sin 7 days ago

    Me : this time I'll just try to enjoy the video and won't check the biased comments...
    1 second later
    Me : *read the comments*
    Why I hurt myself like that....

  • Madeline Peyton
    Madeline Peyton 10 days ago +2

    I want a spoof of this where *all* of his advice utterly fails. So, all the women are aware and aren't willing to be manipulated, they have different thoughts and opinions so each women reacts to each thing differently, maybe have one girl "friend zone" the guy, one girl already in a relationship and/or one girl that's gay. I just want to watch hitch fail and have him struggle to figure out why because i think it would be funny.

    • Reincarnated Sin
      Reincarnated Sin 7 days ago

      Not all gets their blood poisoned by a movie, no worries

  • Feel Boss
    Feel Boss 15 days ago

    This movie almost made me not feel boss.

  • Raptor Mam
    Raptor Mam 20 days ago

    Everything wrong with CiinemaSins in 16 minutes

  • T Graham
    T Graham 29 days ago

    Call 911 I think he's having a Blart Attack! I spit my coffee out at my desk on that one!

  • soarDK
    soarDK 29 days ago +1

    Wauw. There're so many ways you could've come at this movie... And this is how you did it? Calling it sexist and taking a feminist stand? This might be the most dissapointing episode of CinemaSins I've ever watched.

  • Jamie Morris
    Jamie Morris Month ago

    “Taken literally your analogy -” No. Stop. You have clearly misunderstood how analogies work.

  • TwistedBarbie
    TwistedBarbie Month ago

    Nope, you can't ruin this movie for me! Still one of my favourites.

  • glitterbitesback
    glitterbitesback Month ago

    He...he did do a song for Hitch though. I’m positive he did. I think.

  • Incorruptible Mike Adams

    You should sin yourself for that terrible rap voice over guy.

    • TwistedBarbie
      TwistedBarbie Month ago

      I dunno, he sounds more like Kermit The Frog to me.

  • death b4 bondage
    death b4 bondage Month ago +1

    You were very petty on this movie it was more your opinion then fact I like wen you use facts as sins not your opinion this was a bad video

  • DreadHead_DMG
    DreadHead_DMG Month ago

    Lol I love this movie‼️

  • awdawd awdawdad
    awdawd awdawdad Month ago

    An Eminem tangent? You’re so lame 😩

  • Valdemire Kreshnov
    Valdemire Kreshnov Month ago

    The 'cliches' when it comes to women are all crap that women will tell you about other women.

    UPTOPVSXC Month ago

    2:33 discount Cloony

  • jpusar
    jpusar Month ago

    Yknow... I dont get the whole sexism rant. There are countless books on relationship advice targeted to women. Several big magazines are entirely dedicated to women dating problems. How is it sexist to offer men advice on dating women? Is Cosmo then a sexist magazine? Its silly...
    Women are different than men, and men are different than women. There's overall generalizations that apply to both sexes. But its just that: generalizations. Not true for everyone, but commonalities that do apply to a sizable number. Sorry but humans arent that hugely distinct. It's why the Myers Briggs has only 16 personalities rather than millions. Gosh darn....Hitch isn't really that controversial. It's not like the movie came out in the 60s or something. Get off your hire horse like the 'rules' have suddenly changed just because a few percent of the population decided to become overly sensitive about everything.
    Besides the point of the movie was to show that while Hitch's generalizations worked initially, they also were based on his own preconceptions that didnt work when actually long term dating his girlfriend.

  • Paul GR
    Paul GR Month ago

    Please don't sing, sir.

  • Cole Howard
    Cole Howard Month ago +1

    Watch Top Chef Bitch.
    My new favorite line, I laughed way too hard, but absolutely true. Thank you for the amazing reference !!

  • Shaik2013
    Shaik2013 Month ago

    I feel like he ignores all the time Hitch EMPHASIZES that he only helps men who are actually in love. In fact she's apologizing to him exactly for thinking what the Cinemasins guy is saying. Did he watch this movie while playing on his phone?

  • Lol Lolmit
    Lol Lolmit Month ago

    That on porzinges joke, 😂😂😂

  • Sarah Gardner
    Sarah Gardner Month ago +1

    Hitch is sexist.

  • Tyler Hazlett
    Tyler Hazlett Month ago

    If you’re from Minnesota, you CAN find dirt in a snowstorm Hahaha

  • Madeline Peyton
    Madeline Peyton Month ago

    I want a spoof of this movie where hitch tries to help the guy get this girl but the girl is a feminist with a girlfriend (or boyfriend (actually she could be single too) tbh it would still work) and doesn't care about the guy (even in a friend way because he's a sexist idiot) so she doesn't tell him and he keeps trying to woo her and failing epically.

    Oh ooh you know what else would be funny? if the girl is a pretty tolerant person and does becomes friends with the guy, discussing controversial views with him, hangs out with him as what she sees as friendly, and he sees as romantic, (all of these have happened to me with different guys, minus the other romantic partner) and just doesn't tell him about her relationship or sexuality for a while because it's just not his business until the end and the guy and hitch have to come to terms with the fact that they have no way to get what they think they think they should get.

  • Jutta Maier
    Jutta Maier Month ago

    I read Hitch, I think of Christopher Hitchens. He had a greater impact on me than I ever knew.

  • Justin Strong
    Justin Strong Month ago

    Don't get me wrong man, I love your content, but you're kind of a cunt for bitching throughout the entire breakdown of the movie about sexism and misogyny (and even calling it out in places it doesn't exist ((the best friend almost ALWAYS has to sign off on the relationship)), when you've said plenty of misogynistic and sexist shit in many of your other Cinema Sins videos.

  • Steve Wright
    Steve Wright Month ago

    Sorry, I thought this was analysis of (my worldly Lord and Master) Christopher Hitchens (often referred to as "Hitch"), not this uneducated American bit part actor, Appliancetologist, giving me advice on life. I'll show myself out now.

  • Bradley Melnyk
    Bradley Melnyk Month ago

    Biggest sin of all, guy says "Date doctor my ass!" How did you not sin this line? That line right there would tell me the date doctor exists, but he didn't use him cause he's clearly mocking the date doctor as useless and he didn't need his help. I can't be the only one who realized this right?

  • beyblade163
    beyblade163 Month ago

    The Parker part was a very nice touch lmao

  • Tentons O'fun
    Tentons O'fun Month ago

    I remember seeing this movie when I was young and just thinking 'if this gross ass robotic play-by-play is the only way a guy has to manufacture a 'real' romance with a woman I'm going to be single or gay.' Way too much sleazy ass effort. Imagine doing hitch's thing and it working and ending up married and 30 years later you're still living with the truth you paid a love pimp to show you grade school manipulation techniques to get your wife to notice you.

  • Tombomb615
    Tombomb615 Month ago


  • Mischief.Managed
    Mischief.Managed Month ago

    This is the only movie I’ve ever walked out of. Seeing as how I saw through Malibu’s most wanted twice says something.

  • Fuhq Ewe
    Fuhq Ewe Month ago

    When did this channel become so SJW snowflakey?

  • JM 23
    JM 23 Month ago +1

    Cressida is a Toyota as well

  • nathad1225
    nathad1225 Month ago

    She really did heal his eyes with hotness! Haha!

  • DGOfTheCentury
    DGOfTheCentury Month ago

    yikes, i almost thought a woman was sinning this movie.

  • Mich Mu
    Mich Mu Month ago +4

    He seemed particularly pissed off on sinning this movie

  • Xaveston
    Xaveston Month ago

    Honestly unless it was Will who wrote this story, his lines in the beginning of the movie does not make him sexist, his character didn't write the lines. Seemed unesscary to say the actor is.

  • Protean
    Protean Month ago

    When's the CinemaSins mixtape dropping?

  • Heath
    Heath 2 months ago

    Oh fuck you.

  • RyllenKriel
    RyllenKriel 2 months ago

    This movie needs a sequel called Stitch, named after Hitch' s brother. He could be a surgeon that hooks up strangers by turning them into human centipedes. Nothing makes a lasting couple like sewing them together! Divorce is a bit sloppy...but it would be a perfect romantic comedy.

  • Paul Huber
    Paul Huber 2 months ago +2

    Pixles came out WAAAAAY after Hitch... bad movie reference! *DING!!!*

  • Ori's Stories
    Ori's Stories 2 months ago

    I lost my SHIT at "why don't you just spill hot coffee on her and call her a whore" hahahahahahahhaha

  • Dabey Guanche
    Dabey Guanche 2 months ago

    Hitch is my favorite movie dude

  • Isy Eskenazi
    Isy Eskenazi 2 months ago

    16:17 Ahhhhh surprise Charles Boyle NOINE NOINE

  • Pitzer
    Pitzer 2 months ago

    i love this one. this film is incredibly sexist.

  • Kye Dysarthria
    Kye Dysarthria 2 months ago +59

    Kind of ironic coming from" scene does not contain a lap dance" guy.

    • Brandon Foley
      Brandon Foley Month ago

      +Hen Lo Doesn't misogynistic = misogynistic?

    • Hen Lo
      Hen Lo Month ago +2

      horny =/= misogynistic

  • Lilly TheAlmighty
    Lilly TheAlmighty 2 months ago


  • Tom Theabo
    Tom Theabo 2 months ago

    Smith and lesson OMFG 😂

  • lisset gomez
    lisset gomez 2 months ago

    do liar liar and wayens world please

  • Mentamer Conner
    Mentamer Conner 2 months ago

    15:38 looks like jake Paul 1000000000 sins

  • Cesar AT
    Cesar AT 2 months ago

    She asked "Which one's Isle 2?", meaning 'which isle is Isle 2?', meaning 'which isle is the number "2" isle?', in which case his response is absolutely respective and appropriate: 'The one with the big "2" over it".
    Stupid f¥©×ing customers. They can only be loathed.

  • Mr. Genkerou
    Mr. Genkerou 2 months ago +1

    Extra 5 sins for having to hear you sing for a whole minute

  • Loko Pérez Music
    Loko Pérez Music 2 months ago

    3:49 That "gettin' piggy with it" HAS to be intentional.

  • queenfree85
    queenfree85 2 months ago

    Uh.... Where's the "This movie exists" *ding*??? 😷😷😷👎

  • Unknown User
    Unknown User 2 months ago

    Allegra Cole said she got made fun of for not being able to whistle, and couldn't do it at the Nick's game, then is suddenly able to when Albert was choking out Hitch.

  • joeguy1092
    joeguy1092 2 months ago +1

    The her grandfather or whatever bring the butcher served no purpose to the plot

  • Rudy Duran
    Rudy Duran 2 months ago

    this was a good one

  • Christina Thomas
    Christina Thomas 2 months ago

    15:01 sin 129.... really are you serious? Is he serious?? Really? Thats how they shoot movies dude. And you rapping NO. Stop it.

  • Christina Thomas
    Christina Thomas 2 months ago

    4:06 WHY THE FUCK is her backside blurred? Im gonna really need an answer cinemasins

  • Marcel Gardner
    Marcel Gardner 2 months ago

    This movie just sucked.

  • basil !
    basil ! 2 months ago

    i liked this movie idc

  • Alice Ford
    Alice Ford 2 months ago

    My favourite film

  • jmwvy3
    jmwvy3 2 months ago

    Also, as female, I don't find this movie sexist. Why all the hate, CinemaSins?

  • jmwvy3
    jmwvy3 2 months ago

    This movie will always hold a special place in my heart. This is the first CinemaSin video I disliked.....

  • Claire Lally
    Claire Lally 2 months ago

    Do 40 Days and 40 Nights.

  • Troy Addict
    Troy Addict 2 months ago +1

    I liked this movie and Idk why people don’t like will Smith

    And have you ever thought of making a RUclip channel of you sinning your own videos cuz shit that comes out your mouth don’t make even more scene

    • delugesofgrandeur
      delugesofgrandeur Month ago

      "shit that comes out your mouth don’t make even more scene" (Chef's kiss) Perfecto!

  • David Hamilton
    David Hamilton 2 months ago

    SJW Sins

  • Katsas Georgios
    Katsas Georgios 2 months ago

    Is it just me or does this and What Women Want sound like Jeremy takes some movies (and two that treat the same subject more or less, mind you) very seriously ? Even personally ?
    He sounds pissed in both of these movies. He also sounds woke.

  • shapen360
    shapen360 2 months ago +1

    CinemaSins rapping Eminem was something I didn’t know I needed.

  • Zil 1127
    Zil 1127 2 months ago

    I have been binge watching cinema sins because I adore these videos. This video is the funniest I've seen in awhile. Jeremy sound actually angry and it's hilarious. Love y'all

  • Jack Choice
    Jack Choice 2 months ago

    I think watching too many Hollywood movies has given you an unrealistic perspective on sexual dyadic communication and relationships. It's alright, just take the large percentage of comments here about your view as new data points to reinforce your change of mind.

  • Gentleman Gamer
    Gentleman Gamer 2 months ago +5

    Makes me wonder if he truly is disgusted by the misogyny or if he's just being PC for the extra likes?

  • aymerm
    aymerm 2 months ago

    This is a disappointing criticism, it sounds like an annoying rage against Will Smith doing Hitch, is just like the narrator is the loser who never get to understand women, first dislike, and I didn't finish the video, shame shame.

  • Jason
    Jason 2 months ago

    Bummer liked sins channel and his opinion but this one you got wrong it’s a great movie

  • Adam Kern gaming
    Adam Kern gaming 2 months ago

    I’ve watched these videos for years they’re really good

  • Dean Rigby
    Dean Rigby 2 months ago

    I fucking love this channel, now every time I watch a movie I think in the CinemaSins voice and over criticize everything.

  • Tagmaster95
    Tagmaster95 2 months ago

    Did anyone else see at 9:13 that they are in Gotham. Guess that means Hitch by day Dead Shot by night.

  • Edgekiller3
    Edgekiller3 2 months ago

    Freaking hilarious

  • Team Cap
    Team Cap 2 months ago

    I take it you were on your period when you recorded this video?

  • JB Jacobs
    JB Jacobs 2 months ago

    Sports final means it has the late scores. A lot of newspapers would deliver in the middle of the night or early AM and they wouldn't get late game scores. Just sayin.

  • Lillian Swaim
    Lillian Swaim 2 months ago

    Ugh, true, this movie is gross, and it's always super hot women and reg/ug men, always, why can't the women be just average and the dudes equally average?

    • Reincarnated Sin
      Reincarnated Sin 7 days ago

      Because for some "average" would be hot in any case.
      Fair example, the ones you find super hot women ain't anything special in my eyes 🤷 see?

  • Charlize Brignol
    Charlize Brignol 2 months ago +2

    Dear Cinema Sins as a Feminist I love this movie. Men and Women are fundamentally different in behavior. And that's ok. Plus this movie was about Hitches growth in his understanding of those behaviors and how his assumptions were wrong. This movie has aged perfectly. It's one of my favorites

  • LetsRocka
    LetsRocka 2 months ago

    That "PARKER!" XD

  • Dirty Red
    Dirty Red 2 months ago

    I was most offended by how Hitch refused to reduce "8 out of 10" to "4 out of 5." For fuck's sake, he went to college.

  • stephanie freudenstein
    stephanie freudenstein 2 months ago

    i didn't laugh either . :(

  • stephanie freudenstein
    stephanie freudenstein 2 months ago +1

    This is the worst one you ever did . Your getting sloppy.

    • Alleyway Mind Hook
      Alleyway Mind Hook 2 months ago

      Go back and rewatch some more, its been this way a long time.
      Search "Everything Wrong With Everything Wrong With" and notice how many times this guy's been making jokes like a 5 year old. "It's not supposed to make sense that's what's funny"

  • Matt751
    Matt751 2 months ago

    I have really enjoyed cinema sins, but you’re becoming an SJW snowflake. This movie isn’t misogynist. If you don’t go back to legitimate movie sins involving plot, poor characters, etc you’ll lose me (and I’m assuming plenty of others) as subscribers. Though I’m sure the sjw snowflakes hiding in their safe spaces so they don’t melt are cheering this review.

  • Rob Butz
    Rob Butz 2 months ago +1

    Come on sjw, we all know bitches be trippin

  • Cyberdemon Mike
    Cyberdemon Mike 2 months ago +1

    So many whiny bitches in the comments ffs just die

  • Jullian Rodriguez
    Jullian Rodriguez 2 months ago

    I'm going to have to agree with basically every other comment on here. You guys missed the mark with this one. No jokes just over dramatic social justice bullshit.

  • Pumpkin Spice Bleach
    Pumpkin Spice Bleach 2 months ago

    I've never seen the full movie, but I feel like I understand this enough from the amount of times I've seen the trailer in front of the Spiderman 2 (2004) movie

  • Azriel Hopkins
    Azriel Hopkins 2 months ago

    Maybe you can also do a review of the Adventures of Joe Dirt 2001 for the CS series

  • vKILLZ0NEv
    vKILLZ0NEv 2 months ago +4

    You REALLY didn't get this movie, huh?? lol

    • Isaiah Grier
      Isaiah Grier 2 months ago +1

      No he gets it. He just doesn't care.

  • Charles McPheeters
    Charles McPheeters 2 months ago

    So, I really think that this video was intended to be satire. Like, the "Cinema Sins" guy (the character, not Jeremy) is one of the most chauvinistic, misogynistic characters in RUclip. This is the same guy who says "Scene does not contain a lap dance," "XXX is not my girlfriend in this scene," or *sees Anna Kendrick bend over towards the camera* "I've decided to remove two sins from this video, and I can't figure out why."
    I really think this has to be satire, because nothing Hitch says is as objectifying of women as some of the most famous Cinema Sins lines. It's ironic because Jeremy plays a super misogynistic character in this RUclip series, and now he's complaining about someone else doing the same things his character is famous for. It's got to be satire. I really can't think that he seriously has problems with Hitch when in his Golden Compass vid he says "Whenever Nicole Kidman enters a room, all the men 'rise'".

    • Alleyway Mind Hook
      Alleyway Mind Hook 2 months ago

      This channel has been cranking out hot garbage for years now, inconsistencies all over the place; complete and total misunderstandings of character and plot get written off as "jokes" but they're never actually self aware jokes, they're just retroactive justifications for the channel's piss poor, paper thin, microwave-ready "critiques".

  • JLN 62
    JLN 62 2 months ago

    I died on Parker 😂

  • J Edward
    J Edward 2 months ago

    This video should have been 1hr and 58 minutes.