Everything Wrong With Hitch In 16 Minutes Or Less

  • Опубликовано: 14 фев 2019
  • This movie is... kind of offensive. Full of sins as well.
    Next week: feel-good sins and feel-good sins.
    Remember, no movie is without sin! Which movie's sins should we expose next?!
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Комментарии • 3 616

  • Mentamer Conner
    Mentamer Conner 19 часов назад

    15:38 looks like jake Paul 1000000000 sins

  • Cesar AT
    Cesar AT День назад

    She asked "Which one's Isle 2?", meaning 'which isle is Isle 2?', meaning 'which isle is the number "2" isle?', in which case his response is absolutely respective and appropriate: 'The one with the big "2" over it".
    Stupid f¥©×ing customers. They can only be loathed.

  • Mr. Genkerou
    Mr. Genkerou День назад

    Extra 5 sins for having to hear you sing for a whole minute

  • Loko Pérez Music
    Loko Pérez Music 2 дня назад

    3:49 That "gettin' piggy with it" HAS to be intentional.

  • queenfree85
    queenfree85 2 дня назад

    Uh.... Where's the "This movie exists" *ding*??? 😷😷😷👎

  • Unknown User
    Unknown User 2 дня назад

    Allegra Cole said she got made fun of for not being able to whistle, and couldn't do it at the Nick's game, then is suddenly able to when Albert was choking out Hitch.

  • joeguy1092
    joeguy1092 2 дня назад +1

    The her grandfather or whatever bring the butcher served no purpose to the plot

  • Cuttlefish N.W.
    Cuttlefish N.W. 3 дня назад

    Damn, CinemaSins went full beta cuck/white knight in this video. Joking aside, you don't have to call everything that's ignorant some sort of prejudice. It could just simply be ignorant. Don't attribute to malice what can easily be attributed to stupidity.
    If you can't replace the instances of your calling out sexism with "that's racist," like you used to, then it's probably not as sexist as your easily offended girlfriend insists it is.

  • Rudy Duran
    Rudy Duran 3 дня назад

    this was a good one

  • Christina Thomas
    Christina Thomas 3 дня назад

    15:01 sin 129.... really are you serious? Is he serious?? Really? Thats how they shoot movies dude. And you rapping NO. Stop it.

  • Christina Thomas
    Christina Thomas 3 дня назад

    4:06 WHY THE FUCK is her backside blurred? Im gonna really need an answer cinemasins

  • Marcel Gardner
    Marcel Gardner 4 дня назад

    This movie just sucked.

  • eddie !
    eddie ! 4 дня назад

    i liked this movie idc

  • Alice Ford
    Alice Ford 5 дней назад

    My favourite film

  • jmwvy3
    jmwvy3 5 дней назад

    Also, as female, I don't find this movie sexist. Why all the hate, CinemaSins?

  • jmwvy3
    jmwvy3 5 дней назад

    This movie will always hold a special place in my heart. This is the first CinemaSin video I disliked.....

  • Claire Lally
    Claire Lally 5 дней назад

    Do 40 Days and 40 Nights.

  • Troy Addict
    Troy Addict 6 дней назад +1

    I liked this movie and Idk why people don’t like will Smith

    And have you ever thought of making a RUclip channel of you sinning your own videos cuz shit that comes out your mouth don’t make even more scene

  • David Hamilton
    David Hamilton 6 дней назад

    SJW Sins

  • Katsas Georgios
    Katsas Georgios 7 дней назад

    Is it just me or does this and What Women Want sound like Jeremy takes some movies (and two that treat the same subject more or less, mind you) very seriously ? Even personally ?
    He sounds pissed in both of these movies. He also sounds woke.

  • shapen360
    shapen360 8 дней назад +1

    CinemaSins rapping Eminem was something I didn’t know I needed.

  • Zil 1127
    Zil 1127 8 дней назад

    I have been binge watching cinema sins because I adore these videos. This video is the funniest I've seen in awhile. Jeremy sound actually angry and it's hilarious. Love y'all

  • Jack Choice
    Jack Choice 9 дней назад

    I think watching too many Hollywood movies has given you an unrealistic perspective on sexual dyadic communication and relationships. It's alright, just take the large percentage of comments here about your view as new data points to reinforce your change of mind.

  • Gentleman Gamer
    Gentleman Gamer 9 дней назад +5

    Makes me wonder if he truly is disgusted by the misogyny or if he's just being PC for the extra likes?

  • aymerm
    aymerm 9 дней назад

    This is a disappointing criticism, it sounds like an annoying rage against Will Smith doing Hitch, is just like the narrator is the loser who never get to understand women, first dislike, and I didn't finish the video, shame shame.

  • Jason
    Jason 10 дней назад

    Bummer liked sins channel and his opinion but this one you got wrong it’s a great movie

  • Adam Kern gaming
    Adam Kern gaming 10 дней назад

    I’ve watched these videos for years they’re really good

  • Dean Rigby
    Dean Rigby 10 дней назад

    I fucking love this channel, now every time I watch a movie I think in the CinemaSins voice and over criticize everything.

  • Tagmaster95
    Tagmaster95 11 дней назад

    Did anyone else see at 9:13 that they are in Gotham. Guess that means Hitch by day Dead Shot by night.

  • Edgekiller3
    Edgekiller3 11 дней назад

    Freaking hilarious

  • Team Cap
    Team Cap 11 дней назад

    I take it you were on your period when you recorded this video?

  • JB Jacobs
    JB Jacobs 12 дней назад

    Sports final means it has the late scores. A lot of newspapers would deliver in the middle of the night or early AM and they wouldn't get late game scores. Just sayin.

  • Lillian Swaim
    Lillian Swaim 12 дней назад

    Ugh, true, this movie is gross, and it's always super hot women and reg/ug men, always, why can't the women be just average and the dudes equally average?

  • Charlize Brignol
    Charlize Brignol 13 дней назад +2

    Dear Cinema Sins as a Feminist I love this movie. Men and Women are fundamentally different in behavior. And that's ok. Plus this movie was about Hitches growth in his understanding of those behaviors and how his assumptions were wrong. This movie has aged perfectly. It's one of my favorites

  • LetsRocka
    LetsRocka 13 дней назад

    That "PARKER!" XD

  • Dirty Red
    Dirty Red 13 дней назад

    I was most offended by how Hitch refused to reduce "8 out of 10" to "4 out of 5." For fuck's sake, he went to college.

  • stephanie freudenstein
    stephanie freudenstein 14 дней назад

    i didn't laugh either . :(

  • stephanie freudenstein
    stephanie freudenstein 14 дней назад +1

    This is the worst one you ever did . Your getting sloppy.

    • Alleyway Mind Hook
      Alleyway Mind Hook 13 дней назад

      Go back and rewatch some more, its been this way a long time.
      Search "Everything Wrong With Everything Wrong With" and notice how many times this guy's been making jokes like a 5 year old. "It's not supposed to make sense that's what's funny"

  • Matt751
    Matt751 15 дней назад

    I have really enjoyed cinema sins, but you’re becoming an SJW snowflake. This movie isn’t misogynist. If you don’t go back to legitimate movie sins involving plot, poor characters, etc you’ll lose me (and I’m assuming plenty of others) as subscribers. Though I’m sure the sjw snowflakes hiding in their safe spaces so they don’t melt are cheering this review.

  • Rob Butz
    Rob Butz 15 дней назад +1

    Come on sjw, we all know bitches be trippin

  • Cyberdemon Mike
    Cyberdemon Mike 15 дней назад +1

    So many whiny bitches in the comments ffs just die

  • Jullian Rodriguez
    Jullian Rodriguez 15 дней назад

    I'm going to have to agree with basically every other comment on here. You guys missed the mark with this one. No jokes just over dramatic social justice bullshit.

  • Pumpkin Spice Bleach
    Pumpkin Spice Bleach 16 дней назад

    I've never seen the full movie, but I feel like I understand this enough from the amount of times I've seen the trailer in front of the Spiderman 2 (2004) movie

  • Azriel Hopkins
    Azriel Hopkins 16 дней назад

    Maybe you can also do a review of the Adventures of Joe Dirt 2001 for the CS series

  • vKILLZ0NEv
    vKILLZ0NEv 16 дней назад +2

    You REALLY didn't get this movie, huh?? lol

    • Isaiah Grier
      Isaiah Grier 5 дней назад

      No he gets it. He just doesn't care.

  • Charles McPheeters
    Charles McPheeters 16 дней назад

    So, I really think that this video was intended to be satire. Like, the "Cinema Sins" guy (the character, not Jeremy) is one of the most chauvinistic, misogynistic characters in RUclip. This is the same guy who says "Scene does not contain a lap dance," "XXX is not my girlfriend in this scene," or *sees Anna Kendrick bend over towards the camera* "I've decided to remove two sins from this video, and I can't figure out why."
    I really think this has to be satire, because nothing Hitch says is as objectifying of women as some of the most famous Cinema Sins lines. It's ironic because Jeremy plays a super misogynistic character in this RUclip series, and now he's complaining about someone else doing the same things his character is famous for. It's got to be satire. I really can't think that he seriously has problems with Hitch when in his Golden Compass vid he says "Whenever Nicole Kidman enters a room, all the men 'rise'".

    • Alleyway Mind Hook
      Alleyway Mind Hook 13 дней назад

      This channel has been cranking out hot garbage for years now, inconsistencies all over the place; complete and total misunderstandings of character and plot get written off as "jokes" but they're never actually self aware jokes, they're just retroactive justifications for the channel's piss poor, paper thin, microwave-ready "critiques".

  • JLN 62
    JLN 62 17 дней назад

    I died on Parker 😂

  • J Edward
    J Edward 17 дней назад

    This video should have been 1hr and 58 minutes.

  • Count Pythagoras
    Count Pythagoras 17 дней назад

    The virtue signaling is so strong that finally some aliens two galaxies far noticed us

  • Pigglesworth
    Pigglesworth 18 дней назад

    Hitch hiked, blart attack, hitch slap... This film has made you pun angry, that's bad for your health

  • Jeremy Smith
    Jeremy Smith 18 дней назад

    Everything wrong w hitch.. absolutely nothing

  • Jay Taylor
    Jay Taylor 18 дней назад

    "Go eat a poison" is my new default comment to people who displease me.

  • joneslaakso
    joneslaakso 18 дней назад +1

    Sjw shit.

  • Inaire Falen
    Inaire Falen 19 дней назад +3

    Josh Peterson
    2 weeks ago
    I miss the snarky CinemaSins who called out every plot hole, inconsistency, and scene screwup, not some social justice warrior who missed the whole point of the movie when Hitch says, “Basic principles... there are none.” Hitch learns that relationships aren’t computers that always produce the desired result if the right buttons are pressed, but that’s not woke enough, so... " very well said.

    • Reggie Harper
      Reggie Harper 17 дней назад

      No lie! And he's not into manipulation. He gives advice on how to get the girl, and if they keep following his advice, how to KEEP the girl. NO WHERE IN THIS MOVIE HAS A MAN LIED TO GET WITH THE GIRL... Aside from one douche. Who bought your soul cinemasins man?!?! Who.... Bought.... You?!?!

  • Inaire Falen
    Inaire Falen 19 дней назад

    He tries to get women and men to "see each other" to be in a relationship... and the moment you see an actual pig..... you leave off all of the insults you could have been throwing... Please leave your politics out of your videos its painful.

  • Inaire Falen
    Inaire Falen 19 дней назад

    do....you think men and women shouldn't flirt with each other?....

  • Inaire Falen
    Inaire Falen 19 дней назад

    be nice to a girl, sweep her off her feet, Listen to her, give her "her space" = being a pig apparently.....

  • ChezDrez73
    ChezDrez73 20 дней назад

    Wow. Lots of backlash here. Whelp, I thought it was a great EWW episode. Hitch is a shitty movie anyway and as you said early on, it has not aged well. And while I(along with many many many of the commenters here) enjoy watching Cinema Sins for all the great snark and pointing out of bad writing and jokes, there's nothing wrong with (at the very least)reminding us of how far we've come (in our attitudes towards the treatment of women)since 2005....well, as far as making movies glorifying and enforcing some pretty backwards male stereo-types. (maybe?) p.s. And what truly makes America great is the growing population of individuals willing to fight for the fair and just relationships between an individual and society. Why would anyone want to hate on that? Just my $0.02...."skip!"

  • Andrew Kealy
    Andrew Kealy 20 дней назад

    Sports Final, on the newspaper, is not a headline , but a marker to let the reader know which edition it is. Eg, first edition , second edition, city final, sport final. Often there we be an edition that wasn’t printed until it could carry the late sports results.

  • Thomas Vorm
    Thomas Vorm 20 дней назад


  • Wheatless
    Wheatless 20 дней назад

    Oh boy, it says a lot that this came out in 2005. Yiiiikes

  • Tommans 650
    Tommans 650 20 дней назад

    Nothing worse than film based on assumptions.

  • Thaelectricfeel
    Thaelectricfeel 20 дней назад +2

    Yall lying if yall say you never used any of these tips to get a date.

  • Kid Matrix
    Kid Matrix 20 дней назад

    I hollared when he was rapping 😂😂😂

  • 94ccf
    94ccf 20 дней назад

    The wokeness is cringy man. Decided to unsubscribe because of this video. Thanks man. #getwokegobroke

  • chuck taylor
    chuck taylor 21 день назад +1

    Dude u sound like a giant bitch in the review.

  • Daniel Tempas
    Daniel Tempas 21 день назад +1

    You guys are kind of moving from "fun assholes" into "stupid assholes" and this is not good. You better re-think a bit before you implode your channel. Would be a shame.

  • GrayWeaver Company
    GrayWeaver Company 21 день назад +1

    Wow... I made my comment before I realized I totally wasn't the only one dogging on cinemasisns for the same stuff. Maybe the world isn't lost.

  • GrayWeaver Company
    GrayWeaver Company 21 день назад +1

    your eagerness to jump on the LGBTQWHATEVER-THE-FCK leftist ban wagon is going to make me stop watching your channel just as much as the American hating Democrats and leftist have made me stop watching cable and CNN. Please keep your beta maleness away from your generally Alpha male BAD-ASS-TO-THE-BONE youtube channel.

  • oskar columb
    oskar columb 21 день назад +7

    Why is everyone so hyper focused on the mention of being critical to how women are portrayed in this movie ... like I’ve seen like 4 or 5 different comments on how he went on a feminist rant. Nah dude, that ain’t what happened. If you’re that upset with someone mentioning equal portrayals of women in media you might need some help brother.

  • Frostbyte
    Frostbyte 21 день назад +1


  • Watching Listening
    Watching Listening 22 дня назад

    The guy with the girl in the candy store seemed weird

  • General Swirly
    General Swirly 22 дня назад

    People need to realize when cinemasins does a movie that has a shit ton to do with sexism there are gonna be some sexism sins

  • SB João Victor
    SB João Victor 22 дня назад +4

    As a former pickup artist and now a relationship coach, I was always annoyed by being compared to hitch everytime people know about what I do. The basic problem with the movie is that as cute as it tries to make it's male characters look, for his method to work Hitch would have to do a boatload of stalking and manipulation, when in the end what got Albert a chance with Alegra was his true, unmentored personalities with just a few tips.

    The movie took notes from teacher from the time (namely Erik von Markovic, David deAngelo and Ross Jeffries) and the whole pickup movement has gone way past that in the last decade, to a more personal delepment approach that mimics Tony Robbins and Eckhart Tolle.

    That said, the whole premise of the movie was about how little control we have over circunstances and love, and how Alex learned to respect and understand women more, but keep the good qualities he already had. Remember the guy who actually just wanted to use women got his ass handed to him.

    That said, you can go "scene does not contain a lap dance" on one video and use straw man arguments to call out sexism on a movie that straigh up adresses it's own issues, but that won't stop me from calling out your hypocrisy on this one. Come on, man, there's a lot of actual sins in this movie you can call out.

  • Sheryl Wilkins
    Sheryl Wilkins 22 дня назад

    Cynaro de Bergerac. The BEST.

  • Andrew Harvey
    Andrew Harvey 22 дня назад

    I liked this movie

  • BrownBear
    BrownBear 23 дня назад +1

    Cinema sins use to be about the movie not how it relates to todays ideals. You're better then this Cinemasins

  • TheBros2theend
    TheBros2theend 23 дня назад

    Jesus Christ loves you God bless and save you amen.

  • Musta Krackish
    Musta Krackish 23 дня назад

    ehh to many objective sins and feministy rants

  • Dave Ridlespriger 2
    Dave Ridlespriger 2 23 дня назад

    Put your unmentionables in the close basket.

  • Subject Delta Δ
    Subject Delta Δ 23 дня назад +1

    *P A R K E R*

  • Deverje Efem
    Deverje Efem 23 дня назад +2

    geez, you guys are so upset by this! its almost like you're... triggered or something

  • Deverje Efem
    Deverje Efem 23 дня назад +3

    damn, yall are so dusty in these comments. chill out

  • Gta ac solid dude
    Gta ac solid dude 23 дня назад +5

    What type of ' burrito ' do you want to put in someone?

  • BootyBongRips
    BootyBongRips 23 дня назад +10

    Sure triggered a lot of people with this one

  • Carlo Rufio
    Carlo Rufio 24 дня назад

    Wait, after hundreds, possibly thousands of "no lapdance" sins, you want to get all anti-sexism?

    • Sheryl Wilkins
      Sheryl Wilkins 22 дня назад

      True, but if you know better don't you do better? Haven't you learned and changed your understanding of things as you have grown older? Or are you so young you have gotten there yet?

  • hunter wilbanks
    hunter wilbanks 24 дня назад

    SJWsins.... not as good as cinemasins

  • Luíza Dias
    Luíza Dias 24 дня назад +1

    I don't believe there will be enough sins for this movie, let's see....

  • Tito wyrick
    Tito wyrick 24 дня назад

    Anyone else miss the " this scene does not contain a lapdance" sin. Where is that cinemasins I remember?

  • Guy Williams
    Guy Williams 24 дня назад

    So you've never drank a whole bottle of Benadryl then...

  • ayegenee
    ayegenee 24 дня назад

    Hahahah when the knicks are good ahahahahah

  • keepdancingmaria
    keepdancingmaria 24 дня назад

    This review so so full of non sequitors and nit picking. If this is EVERYTHING wrong with this movie, when Hitch realizes at the end that everything he said was not what worked for the guy he wanted to help, then there isn't any wrong with it. Laugh Out Loud, Feel Good Movie. You are just a jerk.

  • Lee Bailey
    Lee Bailey 24 дня назад

    The first and only thing wrong with this movie is the racist Will Smith’s role and it

  • R.I.P Geno Cultshit
    R.I.P Geno Cultshit 24 дня назад

    All sins removed and given back to Cinemasins for that RIDICULOUS Eminem tangent *bing*

  • w2ttsy
    w2ttsy 24 дня назад +2

    13:40 Was expecting a sin for the terrible pronunciation of risotto, gets top chef reference instead. Well played sir.

  • sebastian H13
    sebastian H13 24 дня назад

    What’s with all the sexism pointing out? Those aren’t sins they’re just annoying nitpicks on social justice. I normally really like your videos but I don’t know what’s up with this video

  • Elite Snowman king
    Elite Snowman king 25 дней назад

    Cinema sins has lost what made his channel great to being the angry videogame nerd of movies and not in the good way

  • Stephen Wilder
    Stephen Wilder 25 дней назад +1

    People are salty about this one and im over here just being so happy that jeremy is a fellow Eminem fan :) :) :) :) :) :) :)

    • Stephen Wilder
      Stephen Wilder 25 дней назад

      Edit - people are super fucking salty lol

  • cameron zero
    cameron zero 25 дней назад


  • Kaliko Khronic
    Kaliko Khronic 25 дней назад

    I would remove a sin for Eva Mendes. Like she's just amazing