70th Emmy Awards: Opening Monologue

  • Опубликовано: 18 сен 2018
  • Watch the opening monologue for the 2018 Primetime Emmys, hosted by Michael Che and Colin Jost!
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  • Luke BS
    Luke BS 11 часов назад

    this was shit

  • Paul Iver
    Paul Iver 2 дня назад

    Weird how so many people cry about how PC everything is when a joke isn't directed at them and then cry fat elephant tears at some jabs about white folks

  • Erick Vergara
    Erick Vergara 4 дня назад

    I can't believe I watched it all... Dislike for this shit

  • Vinchi Paolo
    Vinchi Paolo 5 дней назад

    its sucks to be white? I guess?

  • Michael Carper
    Michael Carper 5 дней назад

    This made me want to take a shit...

  • Hayden Pickering
    Hayden Pickering 7 дней назад

    TRUMP BAD 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌👌💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯

  • Emily Eileen
    Emily Eileen 7 дней назад

    It’s so fun to watch White people flipping off at jokes towards them cus deep down they know it’s true and they just don’t want to admit the racism that’s been with us forever LOL

  • Winston S
    Winston S 8 дней назад

    Wow. This is not funny.

  • Jackson Stuff
    Jackson Stuff 9 дней назад

    This was funny

  • Ava Gonzalez
    Ava Gonzalez 10 дней назад

    Someone please put a bullet through my skull, this was terrible

    LXXXV 11 дней назад

    Sensitive ass alt right and maybe some left nut huggers below.

  • Niebo
    Niebo 11 дней назад +1

    The name Caucasian is made in America for the WHITE people could not say that they are WHITE.

  • Jorge Alves
    Jorge Alves 11 дней назад

    So many bad jokes in a row. A cat sleeping is funnier than this!

  • Floob Stoob
    Floob Stoob 13 дней назад

    Pure garbage.

  • Carmen M.
    Carmen M. 13 дней назад

    This is disgusting, seriously.

  • Antoinnette Salvaleon
    Antoinnette Salvaleon 15 дней назад

    So many butt hurt white supremacist in the comments section HAHAHAHA

  • Dilek Sen
    Dilek Sen 15 дней назад

    Why is everyone on here hating so hardcore?
    It was low energy, but at least they didn't want to become caricatures of themselves by avoiding the elephant in the room.

  • Tukai choudhury
    Tukai choudhury 15 дней назад +1

    To all the Whites who are bitching.Newsflash u guys insulted black people for a century so now that they're getting their revenge with humor u r crying buckets.Double standards ehhh ?

    • Tukai choudhury
      Tukai choudhury 13 дней назад

      +The Coffee Nut Mandela isn't here anymore so move on

    • The Coffee Nut
      The Coffee Nut 13 дней назад

      Right because that's what MLK wanted "We need to get revenge on these crackers, Nah sayin?"

  • Greg H
    Greg H 16 дней назад

    Love being white and straight.

    SMITTY 16 дней назад


  • Sodoo Dav
    Sodoo Dav 16 дней назад

    Anyone knows the background music when each time announcing the winners?

    BELLE RHEA 17 дней назад

    Jokes about religion should be off the agenda. Worst opening monologue ever - not funny. Tina Fey and Amy Poehler are funny without having to take shots at GOD AND HALF THE COUNTRY.

  • Mark J Marra
    Mark J Marra 18 дней назад +1

    What a train wreck

  • Mark J Marra
    Mark J Marra 18 дней назад

    What a train wreck

  • Doctor GitGud
    Doctor GitGud 18 дней назад

    I honestly laughed at the beginning, but that was it.

  • Eliza
    Eliza 19 дней назад

    Great speech Michael Che and Colin Jost!

  • spomr
    spomr 19 дней назад +1

    I just LOVE all the Trump supporters tears! Please keep the comments coming. I have a lot of popcorn. Hahaahahhaaaa....

    • Floob Stoob
      Floob Stoob 13 дней назад +1

      Trump supporters are not crying. America has been winning so much our heads are spinning. It was nice seeing President Trump swearing-in our Supreme Court Justice Kavanaugh. It was a remarkable ceremony that I recommend everyone to watch.

  • Anthony PC
    Anthony PC 19 дней назад

    check out that dislike ratio.
    I’m a (independent) progressive liberal person myself, but Hollywood might wanna get in touch with the audience beyond their bubble to craft their jokes and content in ways that can actually be positively persuasive instead of the exact opposite to a majority of (non-horrible) people.
    At least check in to compare how many allies you’re actually gaining against how many you’re pushing away, either to keep their heads down in noman’s land between the clash of the extremes, or too often to recoil into the opposing “team.”
    topics shouldn’t be neglected, just crafted less redundantly divisive, I think is what may have helped.

  • My Getaway
    My Getaway 19 дней назад +1

    this was...pretty damn racist

  • SlashMagic 8
    SlashMagic 8 19 дней назад +1

    Just bring Amy Poehler and Tina Fey they'll kill this shit everytime!!!

  • Greg
    Greg 19 дней назад

    It's amazing how stupid these idiots are!

  • Michael Shaddy
    Michael Shaddy 20 дней назад

    Are people still watching the Pedophile Awards ?

  • Ernestina Dos Anjos Tati
    Ernestina Dos Anjos Tati 20 дней назад

    Actually Che says that he was told to act blackish, so that is what he's doing... 2:55
    15 Miles Out Of Atlanta was funny though... I hope they're kidding 👀

  • Daniel Casttillo
    Daniel Casttillo 20 дней назад

    This comect section is full racists white trash, sad

  • rickey huval
    rickey huval 21 день назад

    Talk about lame they needed someone like Richard Pryor and Jackie Gleason to host the show not these two with and agenda. What happened to the Richard Pryor‘s, Red Fox’s and Eddie Murphy’s of the world that would tell real jokes and wasn’t sacred to say nigger or cracker. The world has become too sensitive. I loved the Archie bunkers, the Jeffersons and Sanford and son. That was real comedy.

  • Sarcastic Tongue
    Sarcastic Tongue 21 день назад +1

    The Left literally makes me sick. The "who thanks Jesus comment" shows the core of the left's faith

  • Tony G
    Tony G 22 дня назад

    So these Emmy's are trying to change Merriam Websters definition of diversity? Funny, I don't see anything about a class or color of people or the words "except white people" in the definition. Another funny thing about proudly proclaiming how "diverse" the Emmy's are......but wait....don't the Emmy's reflect and mirror the actual network programs and TV shows that come on our TV's every week? Well of course they do. So how on Gods green earth can the Emmy Awards make the claim they are sooooooooo diverse, when I look at the TV shows on TV these days, Blackish, is one show - but I think 90% of the shows leading characters and cast are predominately white people. SO is this a fake parade again? I don't know what this world is coming to, do you guys?! Why don't they be honest? WHy don't they just say we are casting more gay and lesbian and gender neutral LBGTQ people ( but their still WHITE) ?????

  • Live Till I Die
    Live Till I Die 22 дня назад +1

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    dannysbook authority 22 дня назад


  • Not Me
    Not Me 22 дня назад

    As a Filipino, that was funny. Hahahaha

  • Eden
    Eden 22 дня назад

    Stephen Colbert used emmys as a platform to talk politics and everyone loves it, but Michael and Colin uses it to talk racism and suddenly everyone just wants the show to be about tv? Ok.

  • Scott Cook
    Scott Cook 23 дня назад

    Liberal socialists at their finest. Both should be treated as enemies of the United States.

  • Langaw Sa Karabao
    Langaw Sa Karabao 23 дня назад +2

    White this, white that! If you're not happy in the USA then go to Africa!

  • Brian White
    Brian White 23 дня назад

    How pathetic what bitches

  • wjlintz
    wjlintz 23 дня назад

    Colin what? Michael who?

  • Adepic
    Adepic 24 дня назад +1

    I'll do one for ya. Thank you Jesus.

    I'm Jewish

  • Russell Anderson
    Russell Anderson 24 дня назад

    Thats racist. The opening of the show. So now i am going to respond.and giess where the white crackheads get there drugs from the black ghettos.and you can. Guarantee. Someone in his family. Sells drugs to

  • J F
    J F 24 дня назад +2

    Worst ever...by a white landslide. Sooo sick of racist comments by racist finger pointers wondering why racism seems to be at the forefront of everything. Just stop! If you can’t tell a joke that gets a laugh that can be told regardless of your color...you are not funny PERIOD

  • Mike Rinaldi
    Mike Rinaldi 24 дня назад +1

    Wow! Liberals

  • jonathan l
    jonathan l 24 дня назад +2

    White and proud

  • MrFatbibi
    MrFatbibi 25 дней назад

    Brought to you by another Freemasons child raping Hollywood Satanic propaganda

  • Mr. Meeseeks
    Mr. Meeseeks 25 дней назад

    Uhh Netflix joke was well i guess

  • john duran
    john duran 25 дней назад

    When is Hollywood gonna understand 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️

  • number 1
    number 1 25 дней назад

    Another leftist shitshow

  • dan cole
    dan cole 26 дней назад +1

    This is awful....I think I need to pray for these guys at church on Sunday

  • houda yu
    houda yu 26 дней назад

    To: All the alt right, Rump fans, reddit trolls and assorted white nationalist right wingers who've swarmed this video, ... you are pitiful. And perverse. None of these losers realise they are making it trend and uping the view count.

  • ren zie
    ren zie 26 дней назад

    one of the best monologue

  • Chris Gilbert
    Chris Gilbert 26 дней назад

    What a shit show

  • Jason Dotson
    Jason Dotson 26 дней назад +1

    Anyone with half a brain should be sickened by "identity politics" disguised as humour. Seriously, half a brain is all you need to figure what is consistently going on at these so-called "awards shows."

  • Sheldon Redpath
    Sheldon Redpath 26 дней назад

    What a ridiculous show. Couldn't make it past three minutes. The opening monologue was terrible. I will never watch SNL again.

  • Melvin Tindal
    Melvin Tindal 26 дней назад

    Racist show.

  • Donnie
    Donnie 26 дней назад

    The only joke I ended up laughing at was the Atlanta one.

  • Erick Francis
    Erick Francis 26 дней назад

    More dislikes then likes. Nice

  • animation clips in greek
    animation clips in greek 26 дней назад

    1:00 who is she??? She looks stunning!!

  • Andy Diehl
    Andy Diehl 26 дней назад +1

    Just appalling.

  • Matthew Guzman
    Matthew Guzman 26 дней назад

    If I was a Hollywood celebrity, I'd probably be one of the few that didn't get zombified by sjws, and I would not attend these Emmy and Oscar events. Unless I had to accept something. I'd just take the trophy, say thank you everyone and God, and walk off. Maybe sneak back to my house and just play videogames for the rest of the evening. If I were sitting at a table, I'd probably be playing snes games on my Super Retro 16 app while the leftist celebs droned on in their "speeches." Unless it's a speech from a celebrity that hasn't been zombified by sjws, such as Chris Pratt, I'm not interested.

  • Dinesh Yadav
    Dinesh Yadav 26 дней назад

    Worst thing on internet...

  • AmIBenjaminBreeg
    AmIBenjaminBreeg 27 дней назад

    Lol liberals get called snowflakes and yet the comments are filled with a bunch of babies who can't handle 4 race jokes. Lmfao. Y'all a bunch of whiners.

  • VoramonGaming
    VoramonGaming 27 дней назад +1

    I'll take "How left can you go?" for 400, Alex.

  • Ryan Kelley
    Ryan Kelley 27 дней назад

    haha. Oh socialist pop culture, ensuring the people they hate coming to power, and staying in power since the dawn of time.

  • Kelly McShane
    Kelly McShane 27 дней назад

    These people just entitled and gross..

  • ST T
    ST T 27 дней назад

    Not funny at all. A waste of time.

  • J Carter
    J Carter 27 дней назад +2

    How dare they disrespect Christians, you know what they say about talking bad about the children of God.

  • Jay Fisher
    Jay Fisher 27 дней назад

    This just makes me feel bad

  • Andrew Mdub
    Andrew Mdub 27 дней назад

    this is cringy AF

  • shane spartacus
    shane spartacus 28 дней назад +1

    racism exists cause ppl keep doing dumb skits and monologues about it

  • Ryan Murphy
    Ryan Murphy 28 дней назад

    wow great monologue, though think it could of used more diversity jokes

  • eon001
    eon001 28 дней назад

    I expected to hear some really cringe anti white shit based on the dislikes. This wasn't bad at all. Chris Rock done worse at the Oscars. When did you people turn into such a bunch of snowflakes?

  • R lee
    R lee 28 дней назад +1

    Proud to be white. Suck it.

  • Marvel Disneyfan
    Marvel Disneyfan 28 дней назад

    I'm not sure which is more interesting: the like/dislike ratio, or the fact that I wouldn't have even thought to look up this video if another video about it from Fox News hadn't popped up on my recommended, which is weird since I barely ever watch Fox News.

  • Daniel Dahlman
    Daniel Dahlman 28 дней назад +1

    Decent, I guess.

  • John Kieu
    John Kieu 28 дней назад

    That was quite frankly the most unfunny and cringeworthy opening monologue I've ever seen.

  • Max DeMouy
    Max DeMouy 28 дней назад

    It's the 69 show, not 70

  • Samiam
    Samiam 28 дней назад

    # Walk Away from the satanic spirit cooking hollyweirdos and demonrats liberalism is truly beginning to look like a mental disorder

  • Samiam
    Samiam 28 дней назад

    Satanic spirit cooking hollyweirdos what are you sickos doing with the babies from late term abortions? Hollyweirdos will fall evil racist baby killing sickos and child sex traffickers scumbags give awards to pedophiles like roman polanski!!

  • tavitela2
    tavitela2 28 дней назад

    Never heard of these 2 idiots... Lol

  • Victor Espino
    Victor Espino 28 дней назад

    The best joke was the one about them having hundreds of viewers at home.

  • jose salgado
    jose salgado 28 дней назад

    Great monologue

  • Ali Reza
    Ali Reza 28 дней назад

    I wonder what would happened if the black comedian didn't have racism.

  • Sean Cummings
    Sean Cummings 28 дней назад

    Why is everyone so butt hurt? This shit was hilarious!

  • Taylor Thatcher
    Taylor Thatcher 28 дней назад +1

    Wow, so he can make fun of Jesus and get away with it, but if he made fun of any other religion, people would hate him. They can make fun of white people, but if they made fun of any other race, they would be a racist. Isn’t someone racist if they hate/make fun of another race? Ha, Hypocrites. A bunch of bigots.

  • Tk Schaaf
    Tk Schaaf 28 дней назад

    All these butt hurting cucks getting mad at some dumb shiiiit.
    You'd think that Trump winning would cool y'all asses down.
    And I say this shit to y'all white lefties.... pussy ass traitors.

  • ghous khan
    ghous khan 28 дней назад

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  • Ray Dearmas
    Ray Dearmas 28 дней назад

    The worst show I ever scene

  • omerta jay
    omerta jay 28 дней назад

    Disgusting racist tv!

  • Needtoknow
    Needtoknow 28 дней назад

    This is funny? More like blatant racism. The silent majority will continue to win.

  • Masochistic Suicidie
    Masochistic Suicidie 28 дней назад

    Bono said Swedish people are blonde haired, blue eyed, pale skinned & booooooooring.
    Nice to see these twats true colors.
    That's the fact that color is *all they fuckin see* and talk about

  • TheOtherGuy021
    TheOtherGuy021 28 дней назад

    If you want to see how real jokes out of the diversity controversy are made just watch Chris Rock’s monologue at the Oscars
    This was just bad

  • JustSomeGuy
    JustSomeGuy 28 дней назад

    The dislikes gives me hope

  • telesforo rosete
    telesforo rosete 28 дней назад

    this is lame hosting