70th Emmy Awards: Opening Monologue

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  • Published on Sep 18, 2018
  • Watch the opening monologue for the 2018 Primetime Emmys, hosted by Michael Che and Colin Jost!
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  • 00benlee
    00benlee Day ago

    This is trash.

  • David Edwin Roy
    David Edwin Roy 4 days ago

    Colin Jost, Michael Che....SNL.... retire and do something else. You and yr team are Living under the assumption that you are funny and what u say makes sense or is needful these days.

  • Dab-i !!!
    Dab-i !!! 20 days ago

    wut mj is alive

  • ely
    ely 25 days ago

    The promo leading up to this was funnier

  • papilliondunuit
    papilliondunuit 25 days ago +1

    ah yes...…...fundamentalist christians, republicans, overly sensitive white people: the true connoisseurs of comedy

  • Paul Thomas
    Paul Thomas 2 months ago

    I think it's pretty good. I think a mainstream audience want more than great writing, they like people to do obvious mean jokes like Ricky Gervais

  • star lord
    star lord 2 months ago

    Get woke go broke

  • Ahmed Nashat
    Ahmed Nashat 3 months ago +1

    lol so many butthurts

  • yuh
    yuh 3 months ago

    I clicked on the video and I thought that it was going to be good with Jost and Che, but then I saw the dislikes to likes ratio. I’m very scared

  • The Evergreens
    The Evergreens 3 months ago +1

    Unlike the hundreds of butthurt comments by gutless Nazi, Neo-Confederate pussies, I thought Jost and Che were hilarious and did a great job.

  • Coin
    Coin 3 months ago

    1:59 fucking draco malfoy clapping at that nazi joke😂

  • Pete Carroll
    Pete Carroll 4 months ago +1

    I'm pretty sure Che and Jost knew they were going to get a lot of peoples panties in a bunch and this comment section is evidence, well done boys. Why are you guys so sensitive 😂, its comedy. Che was right when he said it was hard to tell jokes these days

  • Jago4103
    Jago4103 4 months ago

    If Bob Hope was alive and asked to perform for the Emmy's, he would mop the floor with this two lamebrains with his ever classic monologues!

  • Princey Dhillon
    Princey Dhillon 4 months ago

    Damm boring n stupid

  • .07% Milk
    .07% Milk 4 months ago

    People really bashin on this monologue, it wasn’t bad. Che has said himself that he leans towards more racially charged humor. I’m sure this wasn’t for everybody, but comedy is subjective

  • Josh Martinez
    Josh Martinez 4 months ago

    I like Colin and Michael on SNL but this is pretty bad

  • RapidObsessor
    RapidObsessor 4 months ago +1

    shout out to all the white people in the comments that are suddenly realizing what jokes at your expense feel like and thinking that's the peak impact of racism.

  • Che1424
    Che1424 4 months ago

    Bunch of trump suckers in the comments here 😂

  • Sebastian Sz
    Sebastian Sz 4 months ago

    Where does the Dumbfuck Division in the comments come from?

  • VINO9411
    VINO9411 5 months ago +1

    Colin Jost looks Gay!

  • Elros555
    Elros555 5 months ago

    so basicly just random niga for pc and some white guy, ok

  • Manel
    Manel 5 months ago

    So, racism is okay as long as it's the other way around is what I got from this monologue

  • thepoiuyt98
    thepoiuyt98 5 months ago

    That Atlanta joke was hilarious 😆

  • sisay Fekadu
    sisay Fekadu 5 months ago

    Its okay to be white but black lives still matters though.

  • Trevor Daniels
    Trevor Daniels 5 months ago +1

    White people, it’s okay to feel bad about being white for a second. We need to be reminded of the reality every once in a while. Don’t run from it or defend, you just come across as ignorant and oversensitive. Love this duo!

  • Andrew Phipps
    Andrew Phipps 5 months ago +1

    white people seem very offended by this, i guess yall are the ones they are talking about huh

  • tj d
    tj d 5 months ago +1

    Meh. This is kinda garbage

  • hollywoodshopaholic
    hollywoodshopaholic 5 months ago

    It's okay to be white. It's not okay to be white and completely ignorant about how your race can affect the rest of the world. People getting butthurt in the comment sections need to understand that not everything is about them. If you're self-aware and not racist, you wouldn't feel attacked by these jokes because you'd know they weren't aimed at you.

  • familia yepiz
    familia yepiz 5 months ago

    I call MICHAEL CHE to be Blacklisted for offending Followers of Christ

  • familia yepiz
    familia yepiz 5 months ago

    Michael Che HOW DARE HE OFFEND CHRISTIANITY... THEY COMPLAIN ABOUT CERTAIN INDIVIDUALS OFFENDING OTHERS BUT HE DATES TO OFFEND AN ENTIRE FAITH OF CHRISTIANITY... Where are all so called Christian Celebrities like Chris Pratt... THEY ARE EVERYTHING THEY COMPLAIN ABOUT...!!!!! PROMOTING HATE...
    If they so believe what they claim they do then they will BLACKLIST MICHAEL CHE the same way they Blacklist others... They didn’t even represent diversity right... 3 black dudes and 2 white chicks and a short appearance from Ricky Martin... You’re gonna tell me they didn’t have a Female Black woman available or a white man, Asians Latin male and female up on stage... It really makes me sad that not one celebrity stood up against their insults... The double standard for them to bully and also offend others and Tracy Morgan promoting racism for if a white person had said that he or she would had been called a racist in which I would agree from a white or a black... on top of it after Megyn Kelly gets criticized for her Dianna Ross comment and Donald Glover gets praised for dressing up as a White Person... DOUBLE STANDARD is very offensive... We are all created equal Left, Right, Any Race, any Gender... All these people are promoting Division, Hate, Bullying, Racism

  • jay jordan
    jay jordan 6 months ago

    That was funny and everyone in the comment in they feelings

  • JoeyDee
    JoeyDee 6 months ago +1

    Wow people. Che probably came up with most of those jokes that you’re calling racist. On top of that, they’re not being racist, they’re calling it out...

  • BradyToons
    BradyToons 6 months ago

    So like...why does this suck?

  • Korina Anne Apa
    Korina Anne Apa 6 months ago

    Thank you for mentioning the lack of representation of Filipinos!!

  • Oceandiver888
    Oceandiver888 6 months ago

    Greetings from Artemis Art Emmys!

  • shyamace
    shyamace 6 months ago

    Pete and Kate should have hosted.

  • Obnoxious yet consistent

    Why is everyone forgetting about Linsey sterling she deserves a reward

  • Hans Hansen
    Hans Hansen 6 months ago

    The emmys is a joke for pc-assholes giving each other handjobs. Ill never watch this shait again.

  • Ryan Plum
    Ryan Plum 6 months ago

    Why is everyone so triggered? There wasn’t a single racist joke in this...

  • Rat Boss
    Rat Boss 6 months ago

    Laughing at all the outrage in the comments. Granted the jokes weren't very good, but the whining from insecure white conservatives here thinking that they know what it's like to face actual racism makes it all worth it. Then they'll go complain about the other side getting triggered easily.

    • Bryzz Lull
      Bryzz Lull 3 months ago

      Yeah nothing funnier than people actually believing Americans support Nazi's. Bahahahahahahahhahahahaha . That is hilarious.

  • Salvador Gonzalez
    Salvador Gonzalez 6 months ago

    The worst Emmys show ever... SNL is good ones a year,.. look for yourself.

  • joliecide
    joliecide 6 months ago

    How is the white guy beside Che not cringing at the racism jokes?

  • Javier Maldonado
    Javier Maldonado 6 months ago

    Actually this wasn't bad at all.

  • khuang96
    khuang96 6 months ago

    The Nazi joke… too real~

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    Parlo Mogg 7 months ago

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  • sarah
    sarah 7 months ago +1

    oh my god this entire comment section is just a mess of white people crying

  • Chad Swaggins
    Chad Swaggins 7 months ago

    Imagine if we valued teachers and education over entertainment. Had "award" shows for men and women who dedicate their time to teaching/ nurturing the future...I mean think about it. These people spend more time with our kids than any one else. Maybe if teachers had more funding and education was top priority we could teach more valuable life lessons, and overall the country would be a much MUCH better place. It makes me sick that people like the Kardashians have millions for literally doing NOTHING. They're not even talented!

  • robot
    robot 7 months ago

    its absolutely disgusting and disgraceful that hollywood is just throwing around the word "nazi" for everybody that disagrees with the liberal agenda

  • Diane Miner
    Diane Miner 7 months ago

    They're not racist jokes. They're racial jokes. Trump supporters need not comment.

  • Jacob Salas
    Jacob Salas 7 months ago

    I respect everyones opinions but for me this is funny

  • Khanyi Ngwenya
    Khanyi Ngwenya 7 months ago

    I wish all of you guys in this comment section were as bothered of the actual racism in your country (and the world) as you are of all the jokes in this monologue. :)

  • Ricky Garcia
    Ricky Garcia 7 months ago

    Are they supposed to look like bitch niggas? Or just privliged and rich? Who is paying these people and where there $$ comr from???

  • David Silverstone
    David Silverstone 7 months ago +1

    Hundreds, that's wishful. Hollywood is pathetic. Trump 2020

  • Ay Be
    Ay Be 7 months ago +1

    Damn. I love these guys, and I’m black, but the jokes were about race too much. It’s an award show, I want to take a moment away from reality, not be constantly reminded about it.

  • •serenity •
    •serenity • 7 months ago

    3:44 and it's what Saudi Arabian women call the present

  • TONY MONTANA
    TONY MONTANA 7 months ago

    Hollywood is full devil worshippers!!!!
    Dearly beloved, avenge not yourselves, but rather give place unto wrath: for it is written, Vengeance is mine; I will repay, saith the Lord.

  • macrocosmique
    macrocosmique 7 months ago

    I mean..I totally agree with everyone that constantly bringing up races is not helping a multicultural country, instead they should focus on unity and (in this case) their love for tvshows etc..
    But man, the comments are all saying that, but it's not like ALL the jokes are about diversity, or maybe I didn't understand everything but, aren't you guys too harsh? Was it really anti-white? (maybe I missed some stuff) Sure we have seen better...
    (ok I'm going back to Tina&Poehler monologues)

  • Luke BS
    Luke BS 8 months ago

    this was shit

  • Paul Iver
    Paul Iver 8 months ago

    Weird how so many people cry about how PC everything is when a joke isn't directed at them and then cry fat elephant tears at some jabs about white folks

  • Erick Vergara
    Erick Vergara 8 months ago

    I can't believe I watched it all... Dislike for this shit

  • Vinchi Polo
    Vinchi Polo 8 months ago

    its sucks to be white? I guess?

  • Michael Carper
    Michael Carper 8 months ago

    This made me want to take a shit...

  • Hayden Pickering
    Hayden Pickering 8 months ago

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  • Emma
    Emma 8 months ago

    It’s so fun to watch White people flipping off at jokes towards them cus deep down they know it’s true and they just don’t want to admit the racism that’s been with us forever LOL

  • Winston Soto
    Winston Soto 8 months ago

    Wow. This is not funny.

  • Jackson Stuff
    Jackson Stuff 8 months ago

    This was funny

  • Ava Gonzalez
    Ava Gonzalez 8 months ago

    Someone please put a bullet through my skull, this was terrible

  • LXXXV
    LXXXV 8 months ago

    Sensitive ass alt right and maybe some left nut huggers below.

  • Niebo
    Niebo 8 months ago +1

    The name Caucasian is made in America for the WHITE people could not say that they are WHITE.

  • Jorge Alves
    Jorge Alves 8 months ago

    So many bad jokes in a row. A cat sleeping is funnier than this!

  • Floob Stoob
    Floob Stoob 8 months ago

    Pure garbage.

  • Carmen M.
    Carmen M. 8 months ago

    This is disgusting, seriously.

  • Antoinnette Salvaleon
    Antoinnette Salvaleon 8 months ago

    So many butt hurt white supremacist in the comments section HAHAHAHA

  • Dilek Sen
    Dilek Sen 8 months ago

    Why is everyone on here hating so hardcore?
    It was low energy, but at least they didn't want to become caricatures of themselves by avoiding the elephant in the room.

  • Tukai choudhury
    Tukai choudhury 8 months ago +1

    To all the Whites who are bitching.Newsflash u guys insulted black people for a century so now that they're getting their revenge with humor u r crying buckets.Double standards ehhh ?

    • Tukai choudhury
      Tukai choudhury 8 months ago

      @The Coffee Nut Mandela isn't here anymore so move on

  • Greg H
    Greg H 8 months ago +1

    Love being white and straight.

  • Smitty
    Smitty 8 months ago +4

    YOULL PAY FOR THOSE WORDS AGAIBST OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR! GOOD LUCK EITH THAT JUDGEMENT YOURE GOING TO NEED IT!
    REPENT ....GET ON YOUR KNEES! PRAY! 🙏

  • Sodoo Dav
    Sodoo Dav 8 months ago

    Anyone knows the background music when each time announcing the winners?

  • BELLE RHEA
    BELLE RHEA 8 months ago

    Jokes about religion should be off the agenda. Worst opening monologue ever - not funny. Tina Fey and Amy Poehler are funny without having to take shots at GOD AND HALF THE COUNTRY.

  • Mark J Marra
    Mark J Marra 8 months ago +1

    What a train wreck

  • Mark J Marra
    Mark J Marra 8 months ago

    What a train wreck

  • Doctor GitGud
    Doctor GitGud 8 months ago

    I honestly laughed at the beginning, but that was it.

  • Eliza
    Eliza 8 months ago +1

    Great speech Michael Che and Colin Jost!

  • spomr
    spomr 8 months ago +1

    I just LOVE all the Trump supporters tears! Please keep the comments coming. I have a lot of popcorn. Hahaahahhaaaa....

    • Floob Stoob
      Floob Stoob 8 months ago +2

      Trump supporters are not crying. America has been winning so much our heads are spinning. It was nice seeing President Trump swearing-in our Supreme Court Justice Kavanaugh. It was a remarkable ceremony that I recommend everyone to watch.

  • Anthony PC
    Anthony PC 8 months ago

    check out that dislike ratio.
    I’m a (independent) progressive liberal person myself, but Hollywood might wanna get in touch with the audience beyond their bubble to craft their jokes and content in ways that can actually be positively persuasive instead of the exact opposite to a majority of (non-horrible) people.
    At least check in to compare how many allies you’re actually gaining against how many you’re pushing away, either to keep their heads down in noman’s land between the clash of the extremes, or too often to recoil into the opposing “team.”
    topics shouldn’t be neglected, just crafted less redundantly divisive, I think is what may have helped.

  • My Getaway
    My Getaway 8 months ago +1

    this was...pretty damn racist

  • SlashMagic 8
    SlashMagic 8 8 months ago +1

    Just bring Amy Poehler and Tina Fey they'll kill this shit everytime!!!

  • Greg
    Greg 8 months ago

    It's amazing how stupid these idiots are!

  • Michael Shaddy
    Michael Shaddy 8 months ago

    Are people still watching the Pedophile Awards ?

  • Ernestina Dos Anjos Tati

    Actually Che says that he was told to act blackish, so that is what he's doing... 2:55
    15 Miles Out Of Atlanta was funny though... I hope they're kidding 👀

  • Daniel Casttillo
    Daniel Casttillo 8 months ago

    This comect section is full racists white trash, sad

  • Sarcastic Tongue
    Sarcastic Tongue 8 months ago +1

    The Left literally makes me sick. The "who thanks Jesus comment" shows the core of the left's faith

  • Tony G
    Tony G 8 months ago

    So these Emmy's are trying to change Merriam Websters definition of diversity? Funny, I don't see anything about a class or color of people or the words "except white people" in the definition. Another funny thing about proudly proclaiming how "diverse" the Emmy's are......but wait....don't the Emmy's reflect and mirror the actual network programs and TV shows that come on our TV's every week? Well of course they do. So how on Gods green earth can the Emmy Awards make the claim they are sooooooooo diverse, when I look at the TV shows on TV these days, Blackish, is one show - but I think 90% of the shows leading characters and cast are predominately white people. SO is this a fake parade again? I don't know what this world is coming to, do you guys?! Why don't they be honest? WHy don't they just say we are casting more gay and lesbian and gender neutral LBGTQ people ( but their still WHITE) ?????

  • Live Till I Die
    Live Till I Die 8 months ago +1

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  • dannysbook authority
    dannysbook authority 8 months ago

    THANK YOU FOR LETTING THE WORLD KNOW THAT CRACK HEADS WERE HEALED BY JESUS WHEN NO ONE ELSE COULD ! AMAZING GRACE HOW SWEET THE SOUND. THE NAZI WERE NOT BIBLE TORAH BELIEVERS AND KILLED MILLIONS AS WERE ALL THE GENOCIDAL SEX TRAFICKING PEDOPHILIC ZOOPHILIC CANNIBALS THROUGHOUT HISTORY. YOU PICKED THE WRONG SIDE CORRECT? NOW WE KNOW.

  • Not Me
    Not Me 8 months ago +1

    As a Filipino, that was funny. Hahahaha

  • Ulana
    Ulana 8 months ago

    Stephen Colbert used emmys as a platform to talk politics and everyone loves it, but Michael and Colin uses it to talk racism and suddenly everyone just wants the show to be about tv? Ok.

  • Scott Cook
    Scott Cook 8 months ago

    Liberal socialists at their finest. Both should be treated as enemies of the United States.

  • R. K.
    R. K. 8 months ago +2

    White this, white that! If you're not happy in the USA then go to Africa!

  • Brian White
    Brian White 8 months ago

    How pathetic what bitches