Jail Cell Cold Open - SNL

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  • Published on Apr 14, 2019
  • A group of prisoners (Kate McKinnon, Kenan Thompson, Pete Davidson, Chris Redd, Michael Keaton, Kyle Mooney) discuss why they got arrested.
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  • Sam of the Stars
    Sam of the Stars 10 hours ago

    My high school used a photo of Tekashi 6 9 (probably screwed that up to no end :/ ) for their production of Little Shop of Horrors in the dentist’s office scene.

  • Mark Mower
    Mark Mower 13 hours ago +1

    Had to watch this again. This is so funny scary and sad and bizarre at the same time because it is almost too close to reality and you wake up and say to yourself is this really a Bizzaro alternate dimension I have woken up into? !

  • Daniel Wright
    Daniel Wright 13 hours ago

    Beetle juice, Beetle juice, Beetle juice.

  • The Professional
    The Professional 16 hours ago

    😂😂😂

  • It's Kayla
    It's Kayla 21 hour ago +1

    I want Tekashi69 in this 😂

    OMG HE’S THERE WTF. I was NOT expecting that

  • Jaden Sheehan
    Jaden Sheehan 2 days ago

    Snl just is a unfunny political sketch show.

  • Angel Zavala
    Angel Zavala 2 days ago

    Tekashi69 saying "ist stoopiiid" lmao this show the best to watch high

  • TIF_Speko
    TIF_Speko 3 days ago

    I was waiting for Bill Cosby

  • Joey Short
    Joey Short 3 days ago

    1:06

  • Bianca Muldrow
    Bianca Muldrow 3 days ago

    "You want a reenactment?" 😂😂

  • Melissa Pasos
    Melissa Pasos 4 days ago

    I agree. There are problems in our family and we need to be sure we all work to pay our bills. This is more of an agenda for how we engage in a discussion between family and men or women when they choose to take care of our homework or school activities with kids.

  • suheyla afra
    suheyla afra 4 days ago

    Hahahahaahajahahahahahaha

  • Lilith Rogers
    Lilith Rogers 5 days ago

    Gonna add d tRUMP pretty soon then it'll really get bad!!!

  • ME R
    ME R 5 days ago

    Where is BTS???

  • Canais Young
    Canais Young 6 days ago +1

    Pete Davidson looks better with a bald head and a three-piece suit. It actually makes him look like an adult.

  • An Lourdes Arias
    An Lourdes Arias 7 days ago

    WHERE IS BTS VIDEO?????????,

  • Katherine Alvarez
    Katherine Alvarez 8 days ago +9

    Michael Keaton, I don’t know where you’ve been, but I’m so glad you’re back.

  • J Chors
    J Chors 9 days ago

    00:02 Never thought i'd hear those words on SNL. Maybe they'll pass the message on to the real MSNBC.

  • Darryl Smith
    Darryl Smith 9 days ago +1

    Hahaha his beard tho

  • khalid mohamud
    khalid mohamud 10 days ago

    free 6ix9ine

  • Lishaan Hettipathirana
    Lishaan Hettipathirana 10 days ago +1

    This is my favorite cold open

  • Ron Baines
    Ron Baines 10 days ago

    Young ass audience

  • Riche Bright
    Riche Bright 10 days ago +1

    Kate does psycho so well it makes me question her sanity.

  • Lanee
    Lanee 11 days ago

    Cut it out ✌️👉👍

  • See Elle
    See Elle 12 days ago

    My nigga, Michael Keaton

  • cole sutherland
    cole sutherland 12 days ago

    That was dumb da dumb dumb dumb da da dumb stoopid



    I hate 6ix 9ine

  • Mo Money
    Mo Money 13 days ago +2

    Could’ve used a different actor for 69.... Pete would’ve been a better 69... she kind of botched it

  • ner0
    ner0 14 days ago +1

    Blood sugar drop there, Keaton: @5:00 "...'cause I'm an acold dactual James Bond Super Villain..."

  • Breeze Dorling
    Breeze Dorling 15 days ago

    IM THE GOD DAM BATMAN

  • Ji - Eun Kim
    Ji - Eun Kim 15 days ago +1

    Tekashi 6IX9ine was charged for statutory rape, but I think the censors decided against that.

  • Queen Nsuccess
    Queen Nsuccess 16 days ago

    Pete looks so fine in a suit and bald.His voice actually hot in this skit

  • BurnTheReceipt
    BurnTheReceipt 16 days ago

    Wheres MadTv?

  • joe blow
    joe blow 16 days ago

    I don't like this julian is a hero

    • Richard Williams
      Richard Williams 14 days ago

      He wiped his shit on the walls of the Ecuadorian embassy...that cancels out everything else...

  • cmakelky37
    cmakelky37 17 days ago +1

    Portraying Assange as a supervillian 🙄🙄🙄. SNL punching down with the US military

  • Denzel Horton
    Denzel Horton 18 days ago +6

    Julian Assange ain't bad. He has given us the truth behind all the governments of this world

    • Kayon G
      Kayon G 16 days ago

      Lies!

    • Denzel Horton
      Denzel Horton 17 days ago +1

      Chip Mahgilify why?

    • Chip Mahgilify
      Chip Mahgilify 17 days ago +1

      @Denzel....you mean the TRUTH about humanity....it's looking you in the mirror. Julian deserves nothing less than to be shot for treason, and thrown into an open pit.

  • elven bitch
    elven bitch 19 days ago +15

    Julien Assange is a public hero. The media either ignores him or mocks him as in this skit. And it's no wonder, SNL is just another show owned by a man with extremely deep pockets whose interests are threatened by Assange's existence.

    • elven bitch
      elven bitch 17 days ago

      +Chip Mahgilify The media has done a great job of painting him as a "backwards right-winger". Yet he's always published information that impacts both the left and the right, because Wikileaks is about exposing corruption, whomever it may involve. And it has never once been an average Joe. It's rich fucks.

    • Chip Mahgilify
      Chip Mahgilify 17 days ago

      Julian is a first class piece of human GARBAGE...it's the hallmark of a anti-social hacker, who is STILL licking imaginary wounds, and like the coward he is, hides behinds skirts and a computer screen to exact revenge(rolls eyes).

  • Mal Uminse
    Mal Uminse 19 days ago +1

    Boycott SNL!!! Oh wait. No one watches anyway.

  • Mal Uminse
    Mal Uminse 19 days ago +11

    Wikileaks is the greatest engine of free speech since the printing press. Julian Assange is a hero. He 'attacked the military' by exposing torture and illegal murder. They publish true information about bad governments. WL = free speech.
    SNL used to be anti-establishment. Now its old man propaganda. Amazing its still on the air.

    • Chip Mahgilify
      Chip Mahgilify 17 days ago

      @Mal...your as delusional as Manning and Assange. The truth is, your anti-social, anti-culture, and most likely a VERY unhappy person. Now go get your sex change operation on the gov't dime while you still can...NOW Jesus Loves you(rolls eyes)

  • Loek 96
    Loek 96 19 days ago

    Julian Assange a villain?

  • 30mmBallistic
    30mmBallistic 19 days ago +4

    What sane person can sit through and watch this garbage?

  • Richard Lafond
    Richard Lafond 19 days ago +36

    Assange is not a criminal.

    • Squirrel
      Squirrel Day ago

      Rapes/sexually assaults two women “not a criminal”

    • Ash Ketchum
      Ash Ketchum 12 days ago

      I do agree, Assange is not a criminal, he is simply seen that way in the eyes of most countries

    • Richard Lafond
      Richard Lafond 15 days ago +3

      +Chip Mahgilify Protection of the freedom of speech. Obviously you don't value this.

    • Light Bringer
      Light Bringer 16 days ago +5

      Richard Lafond - I agree. Julian Assange is an international hero.
      ✨🌍🌎🌏✨

    • Chip Mahgilify
      Chip Mahgilify 17 days ago +1

      @weinernose...say's the little man who is morally and ethically BANKRUPT. BURY that cockroach Manning and Assange together in a nameless plot, and fill it with shyte.

  • For your health
    For your health 19 days ago +3

    Pete Davidson plays a great bald Pete Davidson

  • NeverMindGaming
    NeverMindGaming 20 days ago

    Every where you look

  • taco_de_muerte
    taco_de_muerte 21 day ago

    Why are half of them dressed regular 😑 for fucks sake

  • JayE Smoke
    JayE Smoke 21 day ago +1

    Thx SNL good stuff😁😂😀😉

  • El Chingon
    El Chingon 21 day ago +1

    Why doesn't SNL do a skit about AOC? There's a ton of material there. Oh, right...

  • MsLogjam
    MsLogjam 21 day ago

    What's ironic about the porn star needing to distance herself line is that Linda Marciano, once known as Linda Lovelace, said after she escaped from Chuck Traynor, she sometimes had to hire lawyers to protect her from other lawyers because so many of them kept trying to rip her off, as if her having been a porn star meant everyone was free to screw her any way they could.

  • jsudlow12
    jsudlow12 21 day ago +1

    Lolol that was the funniest snl I’ve seen in awhil

  • Edwin Rodriguez
    Edwin Rodriguez 21 day ago

    Oh that arieanas boy

  • Edwin Rodriguez
    Edwin Rodriguez 21 day ago +1

    500,000🤟🤑🤙

  • Greg Nelson
    Greg Nelson 21 day ago +1

    Love seeing Michael Keaton!

  • Megalon73
    Megalon73 21 day ago

    Michael Keaton looks like Jon Voight. who another ass kisser to trump nation.

  • Messalina
    Messalina 22 days ago

    Why is she sooo hot in this?

  • trees
    trees 22 days ago +1

    I LOST IT AT COMMUNICATIONS MAJOR

  • David Pannozzo
    David Pannozzo 22 days ago

    No, Sorry I didn’t see Batman in Michael Keaton, I saw Beetlejuice. Beetlejuice is one of my favorite movies from Michael, and I want a Beetlejuice 2 and a Beetlejuice Stern Pinball Machine.

  • G Money
    G Money 23 days ago

    Hats off the Michael Keaton,..you wanna get nuts let’s get nuts. Batman doesn’t always keep it professional.....sometimes he likes to get personal.

  • Cisco Budge
    Cisco Budge 23 days ago

    lame, stupid. not funny. yawn.

  • James Family
    James Family 23 days ago

    propaganda

  • Atlantika
    Atlantika 23 days ago

    Kate McKinnon is hot !

  • shigsho
    shigsho 24 days ago

    This just isn't funny. SNL was once great. Sorry, but the truth hurts.

  • cyberprompt
    cyberprompt 24 days ago

    #dissentThis you can't say this here dissenter.com/download

  • After.
    After. 24 days ago +1

    6ix9ine is in the vid and the time count is 6:09
    6:09= 69

  • Chaos Gonaway
    Chaos Gonaway 24 days ago

    Is there a bathroom around here, cause I really have to take a Wiki-leak 🤣🤣🤣🤣😁😂

  • William R. King
    William R. King 24 days ago

    We call him a hero, you call him a super villain. SNL must be in the "club." :O/-

  • Donovan McDavid
    Donovan McDavid 25 days ago

    That 69 one got me

  • L Clarke
    L Clarke 25 days ago +2

    The whole cast and writers oughta be in prison...for felonious boredom.

  • David Gibbs
    David Gibbs 25 days ago

    But my password is letters and numbers

  • forreal pat
    forreal pat 26 days ago

    😁😁😁

  • Rusty Shackleford
    Rusty Shackleford 26 days ago +1

    hahahah this was great, good to see a killer opener again!

  • Jeremy Bader
    Jeremy Bader 26 days ago

    that wasn't very funny

  • Saxazax
    Saxazax 26 days ago +2

    this has to be one of the only channels on youtube that can get away
    with uploading videos shorter than 10:04 on a consistent basis

  • Anonymous Andy
    Anonymous Andy 26 days ago

    For the rainbow dude, they forgot to mention the rape... Wasn't the girl like 13?

  • BoBBlehead-ASMR ASMR
    BoBBlehead-ASMR ASMR 26 days ago +1

    A guy who showed the bad side of the USA eat they USA people still call him an evil guy that’s fucking great

  • Lil Rasta
    Lil Rasta 26 days ago

    2:21 😂

  • elan sturtz
    elan sturtz 26 days ago +4

    At 2:37 my OCD was killing me because her hat is slightly wrinkled lmao

  • Dez Bryant
    Dez Bryant 27 days ago

    Straight face gang wya?

  • g sun
    g sun 27 days ago

    when Kate said that line
    I lost it
    hahaha

  • J P
    J P 27 days ago

    This could have been so much better.

  • Raven Jones
    Raven Jones 27 days ago

    Why did I get creeped out yet excited for Micheal Keaton

  • poop
    poop 27 days ago

    iPod?

  • Rik Nel
    Rik Nel 27 days ago

    I thought Tekashi was arrested on pedophilia charges ? no ?

  • Bill Craig
    Bill Craig 28 days ago +2

    I keep watching for a sketch about MSNBC'S Velshi/Ruhle newscasts. *wink, wink - nudge-nudge*

  • John Allen
    John Allen 28 days ago

    Julian assange, bitches

  • Alicia B
    Alicia B 28 days ago +1

    I live in London in Ecuador..try figuring that one out...🤣🤣🤣

  • Flozy
    Flozy 28 days ago +61

    U guys dragged Lori through the mud in this im dying

    • LivingDeadGirl
      LivingDeadGirl 6 days ago

      Lol no she did it to herself snl is just gonna make sure NO ONE FORGETS that's all 🤣😂

  • Commercial Communication
    Commercial Communication 28 days ago +1

    Lol, Hilarious! It is so funny how the old farts at NBC corp so transparently attempt to peddle government propaganda, trying to play “influencer,” trying to convince people that whistleblower Assange is the enemy of the people for exposing the deer-in-the-headlight-style-helicopter-murder of journalists and first responders, and the accompanying coverup. Not too subtly, they deliver their talking points by having the Assange character say, “I’ve attacked the US Military... cause I’m a super villain!” (pretty lame dialogue.) Very comical attempt at manipulation and political “influencing”. CBS Corp. is the lamest! ROFL! Old Farts!

  • Frank Miranda
    Frank Miranda 28 days ago +195

    Kenan: "Hold up, You paid $500,000 for USC?!"
    Lori: "Oh Yeh, That's not including the 300 grand i blew on tuition."
    Kenan: "Oh My God, What did your daughter major in?"
    Lori: "Communication"
    Kenan: "Ooohhhhhhh....."
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • chefdsal1
    chefdsal1 28 days ago +4

    Keaton quoted his famous Batman line and no studio audience members noticed.
    😩 they were prolly expecting a big audience reaction. Nope

  • Day Spencer
    Day Spencer 28 days ago

    Is this actually considered comedy?

  • Ed P
    Ed P 28 days ago +1

    Tekashi 👍

  • Ed P
    Ed P 28 days ago

    This skit is too much.......😮

  • Lunar Cookie-Chan
    Lunar Cookie-Chan 29 days ago

    ITS CHAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Brad Robb
    Brad Robb 29 days ago +2

    Nice to see snl doing something honest for once instead of leftist propaganda

  • Not SO Fast There
    Not SO Fast There 29 days ago +1

    LMFAO !!!!! instant classic

  • Indiejan Hansen
    Indiejan Hansen 29 days ago

    Little bit of me died when there was zero reaction to the Batman reference

  • RR R
    RR R 29 days ago

    Watch collateral murder video from youtube for facts. Just to be clear US troops started shooting at 9 individuals from Apache helicopter for, i want to say no reason whatsoever, but honestly one of them mistook a part of camera seen round the corner as an ”rpg” ,in bagdad 2007. Several of them were killed shortly including reuters 22-year old cameraman Namir Noor Eldeen.They shot several bursts to civilians even after they were wounded and crawling away. It might well be that 8 were killed at that point. 40-year old Saeed Chmagh journalist from reuters a father of 4 children survived first rounds and tried to escape but got shot as he ran. Saeed got wounded and crawled some meters and the helicopter crew were hoping that he would grab a gun so that they could shoot at him again. Then a minivan comes and people try to help. They carried Saeed to the van and all the time US troops were asking for permission to shoot them because they might have been collecting the guns, which were never there.. Finally they got permission to shoot again and they shot the civilians trying to help the wounded. To summarize atleast dozen died and several got wounded includind 2 small children that were in the vans frontseat and could have been easily seen before they started to fire at the van. Then US groundforces came and drove over Namir's body and soldiers in helicopter laughed about it. They found the 2 wounded little children from the van and one of the soldiers says that it was the parents fault for bringing their kids to a battle.
    Only one that end up in jail were the person who leaked the video. And now Assange for publishing it and for creating a platform for people to see what those in power don't want us to see.

  • Ed P
    Ed P 29 days ago

    “I’m a loco.”😮

  • xhagast
    xhagast 29 days ago

    Michael Keaton looks so young he might want to play Batman again. He is the best Batman so far. And if Christopher Lee at 90 could be a fighter in Star Wars and Lord of the Rings, they can make Jack Nicholson work as the Joker. He was THE Joker. Others have played the character but none was as true to it as Nicholson.

  • Paola D'Rugama
    Paola D'Rugama 29 days ago +2

    Michael Keaton is so cool 😍

  • Michael Curland
    Michael Curland 29 days ago +2

    $100 to anyone who can tell me Assange's crime

    • Alan
      Alan 26 days ago

      The public needed to know

    • Alan
      Alan 26 days ago

      Hillary's leaked emails, remember when Trump was elected

    • MsLogjam
      MsLogjam 29 days ago +1

      He's been accused of giving away state secrets in the U.S. and rape in Sweden. He also had a habit of threatening the Ecuadoran hosts with some mysterious device he claimed to have that could cause the embassy to explode if he activated it; hence, the reason for such a hands-on arrest. Some people would rather be respected than loved and if they can't be respected they'll settle for fear and loathing.

    • wolfedog99
      wolfedog99 29 days ago

      Being a poor embassy guest that would not clean up after himself or his cat.