Ozzy Man's The Lives of Animals - Volume 1


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  • ThatFishGuy
    ThatFishGuy 4 дня назад

    It’s fucking penis is being tossed like a football between his legs.

  • Don Khan
    Don Khan 11 дней назад

    Kangaroos kicking the baby maker

  • Lee Sydney Bates
    Lee Sydney Bates 11 дней назад

    That's one hell of a weird looking glove puppet 😜

  • Kumar Kshirsagar
    Kumar Kshirsagar 16 дней назад

    Animal like that really need that long penis? It's like 5th leg😌😌

    TDFXX 28 дней назад

    1:27 I died from laughter seeing his package just swinging around

  • Crouching Dragon
    Crouching Dragon Месяц назад

    The pugs.. 😂

  • Pazelloxu
    Pazelloxu Месяц назад

    2:21 such dick

  • Obmot58 P
    Obmot58 P Месяц назад

    That tapir has an absurd dick to body size ratio. No wonder the female was scared.

  • supermanisrad
    supermanisrad Месяц назад

    Kangaroos seem to fight like 13 year old girls lol little smack fight. Reminds me of so many fight from middle school lol

  • LincolnBeardist
    LincolnBeardist Месяц назад

    Tapir is going to trip over that “thing” of his

  • Ryan Sumouski
    Ryan Sumouski Месяц назад +1

    everyone knows that feeling when you wake up and look in the mirror and hate what you see so much you attack it.

  • iamdb1990
    iamdb1990 Месяц назад

    0:22 relatable... big cock, cums too quick... one out of two counts as relatable...

  • Tuan Hieu Tran
    Tuan Hieu Tran Месяц назад

    Hey look at those motherf*ckin meese!

  • Adam 23603
    Adam 23603 Месяц назад

    I never knew that you could have dick implants

  • S A
    S A Месяц назад

    Knocking that between your knees. F@K should of lassoed her down.

  • Exile 89
    Exile 89 Месяц назад

    There's a dog riding a dolphin....a fucking dog riding a dolphin......a fucking dog riding a fucking dolphin.....A DOG ARGHHHHHHH head blown.

  • Dark Scorpion
    Dark Scorpion Месяц назад

    Dude you need to have like a tonight show or something!

  • Livin' Rob
    Livin' Rob 2 месяца назад

    Those moose were in Alaska not Canada, but who the fuck cares. Love your channel buddy!

  • Nate Erre
    Nate Erre 2 месяца назад +1

    That really defines the third leg

  • Finn the Human
    Finn the Human 2 месяца назад

    Put your massive cock away. Lmfaoo

  • formerly known as hijodechago
    formerly known as hijodechago 2 месяца назад

    Alaska moose fight. Not Canada.

  • BillyBob Jr.
    BillyBob Jr. 2 месяца назад

    Here I am thinking thank god I live in canada no dangerous animals her- aww fuck is that a fucking moose brawl on my drive way. now I have 2 choices either I break Up the fight with some good old fashion maple syrup or place bets to get more maple syrup for myself

  • The KowarD
    The KowarD 2 месяца назад

    That dick was floppy as shit

  • Caleb Meyerhoeffer
    Caleb Meyerhoeffer 2 месяца назад

    This is hilarious but I save animals! Check this out!

  • Hannah P.
    Hannah P. 2 месяца назад

    That dick is uncomfortably large

  • Jacques Nicolay
    Jacques Nicolay 2 месяца назад +1

    That was... a very large penis.... on a very small tapir

  • terry mandalore
    terry mandalore 2 месяца назад

    yeah, everyone, do like ozzy man says and "subcribe wanker". lolz, our australian cousins ;-)

  • michael ricardo
    michael ricardo 3 месяца назад

    1:11 the pug has his penis out😂😂😂

  • Tony Pepperoni
    Tony Pepperoni 3 месяца назад

    That dick is longer than my fucking arm

  • Oh HistoryBoi
    Oh HistoryBoi 3 месяца назад

    0:22 This video has been taken down due to being age-restricted.

  • Michael Workinger
    Michael Workinger 3 месяца назад

    ---- The Jaguar... Do you have that kid's # ? We should try to get her on staff.

  • Michael Workinger
    Michael Workinger 3 месяца назад

    (penguin) "--- Have a good laugh. We slipped and fell due to Global Warming u focks. Dry cold underfoot we are used to.....did you want to hear about me starving babies ? "

  • Michael Workinger
    Michael Workinger 3 месяца назад +5

    The Tapir-- WTF ? The poor guy is clearly cursed with that huge bean slayer. And lacks training. Not his fault, I think we were all concerned seeing his hapless plight. Poor guy did his best with top gear beyond his class.

  • Dick Fageroni
    Dick Fageroni 3 месяца назад

    this reminds me of the time when I fell down after my cock accidentally got wrapped around my leg.

  • MrMonsterHunter 808
    MrMonsterHunter 808 4 месяца назад

    Damn ladies, even animal bitches aren’t satisfied with a 10 inch dick.

  • オタク婦女子
    オタク婦女子 4 месяца назад

    that maasive cock is just fuckin dangling everywhere

  • The humble Pirate
    The humble Pirate 4 месяца назад

    Wtf is that animal in the thumnail

  • Akecheta
    Akecheta 5 месяцев назад +1

    That Tapir's dick was bigger than my future

  • Shiv SJ
    Shiv SJ 5 месяцев назад

    whats the background song?

    DARTH MONG 5 месяцев назад

    That pug has a boner.

  • Mobile Maniac
    Mobile Maniac 5 месяцев назад

    Why’s everyone talking about a tapirs dick?

    • MegaBoeboe
      MegaBoeboe Месяц назад

      you're not helping!

  • Pratik Kadam
    Pratik Kadam 5 месяцев назад

    people in comment section are all talking about jaskshit tapir's dick, guys there was a dog ridding a dolphin.....

  • David Vimal
    David Vimal 5 месяцев назад

    0:22 it’s too long bruh

  • sk8tillyoudie 83
    sk8tillyoudie 83 5 месяцев назад

    Nobody in the comments is going to mention the fact that a Jaguar caught a fucking crock

  • Stijn de Koning
    Stijn de Koning 6 месяцев назад

    i hate it when these videos are so short this guy is amazing

  • Tim Harder
    Tim Harder 6 месяцев назад

    Would pay to see an Aussie Man Reviews an entire documentary.

  • Alessandra Leigh
    Alessandra Leigh 6 месяцев назад

    Fucking hell mate...its dick was dragging behind it

  • Just a Cat person
    Just a Cat person 6 месяцев назад

    Mandingo is history!

  • Daniel Perevertaylo
    Daniel Perevertaylo 6 месяцев назад

    I love how all the comments are all about the tapirs big ass dick

  • Nickolas Romero
    Nickolas Romero 6 месяцев назад

    damn that leopard got an alligator!!

    • Christopher Pool
      Christopher Pool 2 месяца назад

      Nickolas Romero. So they eat them all the time!!

  • T montanna
    T montanna 6 месяцев назад

    ozzy man luv ya from stony ....london.....ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

  • Gaming Is Not a Crime
    Gaming Is Not a Crime 6 месяцев назад

    0:22 best part ..XD

  • Rai Siegfried
    Rai Siegfried 6 месяцев назад

    i like the song.. what is the title of it?

  • Ioan Puran
    Ioan Puran 6 месяцев назад

    Lol, this literally describes my first time :D

    • Christopher Pool
      Christopher Pool 2 месяца назад

      I. P.. Except your dick was too small to get it in 😂😂😂👍

  • Ashish Choudhary
    Ashish Choudhary 6 месяцев назад +54

    That Tapir is the highest paid porn actor.

  • Jonathan Maldonado
    Jonathan Maldonado 6 месяцев назад +1

    The fuck god... why couldn't you give us cocks like that?😟☹

  • Phantumix
    Phantumix 7 месяцев назад +1

    100% of the comments
    That tapir though

  • Phantumix
    Phantumix 7 месяцев назад +1

    Wow thats a long dick not gonna lie

  • TJ Thibedau
    TJ Thibedau 7 месяцев назад

    That fuckers cock is almost as big as mine.

    • MegaBoeboe
      MegaBoeboe Месяц назад

      the similarities are obvious

  • Jack Burton
    Jack Burton 7 месяцев назад +3

    Put Your Massive Cock away 😂😂 take up a Hobby 😂😂😂😂

  • Toddy 2111
    Toddy 2111 7 месяцев назад

    I'm going to have flash backs to that Tapir cock

  • Ian Conness
    Ian Conness 7 месяцев назад +7

    I can hardly find any comments not about the tapirs shlong.

  • Ziya Polat
    Ziya Polat 8 месяцев назад


  • King of the Nerds
    King of the Nerds 8 месяцев назад

    ....Huh, You can actually show Animal dicks ejaculating unblur on RUclip... Who would've thunk it?

    PR0GRAMMING 9 месяцев назад

    tapir stood on his own cock! 0:52

  • Anthomia Fan girl
    Anthomia Fan girl 9 месяцев назад

    Aww Poor Moose:(

  • DankConspiracy Nut
    DankConspiracy Nut 9 месяцев назад

    0:33 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 yo what the f*ck

  • Preston Garvey
    Preston Garvey 9 месяцев назад

    Everyone is talking about that goddamn tapir's dick.

  • Random Stuff
    Random Stuff 9 месяцев назад

    Didn't now tapir's dicks are so long that they just wobble between their legs

  • furmal86
    furmal86 9 месяцев назад

    nope still not worst than turtle dick.

  • ryantres85
    ryantres85 9 месяцев назад

    Massive cock XD

    ATHAR KAZI 10 месяцев назад

    Holy shit that tapirs dick looks like its own face 😂

  • Connor Pringle
    Connor Pringle 10 месяцев назад +1

    Dudes cock could give Ned Starks sword a run for it's money...

  • Fred Scott
    Fred Scott 10 месяцев назад

    Gotta Love how all the top comments are about the tapir's dick flopping around

  • Sev Madrid
    Sev Madrid 10 месяцев назад

    what is that song title

  • TheGirlNextd00r Gaming
    TheGirlNextd00r Gaming 10 месяцев назад

    Who loves pugs I have one named Penny

    • Christopher Pool
      Christopher Pool 2 месяца назад

      TheGirlNextd00r Gaming. Pugs are ugly like YOU!!👍

  • Marxista Hispano de México
    Marxista Hispano de México 10 месяцев назад

    The part I love the most: "Oh here you go, here's a kangaroo fight."
    Says it in a tone like he as an Australian didn't feel complete until those kangaroos came on 😂😂😂

  • Decapitated Monkey Penis
    Decapitated Monkey Penis 10 месяцев назад +1

    watch the Subaru, wankers.

  • Genaro Aguirre
    Genaro Aguirre 10 месяцев назад

    I have to thank iFunny for introducing me to Ozzy Man!

  • Kothata
    Kothata 10 месяцев назад


  • Jaimy Schreur
    Jaimy Schreur 11 месяцев назад

    99% about that tapirs dick
    1% about how good the video was

  • Bikalpa Gurung
    Bikalpa Gurung 11 месяцев назад

    what a disappointment that tapir is . respect and use it wisely mate that is the greatest gift you can have in this world whats the point of having a big ding dong when you cant even find out the hole

  • Kitty_Cat _Queen
    Kitty_Cat _Queen 11 месяцев назад +22

    I love when all the comments are about the tapir....

  • Austin FunnyDragon
    Austin FunnyDragon 11 месяцев назад +1

    He is stepping on his own dick 👌😂👌

  • Mycel
    Mycel 11 месяцев назад

    I saw taüris trying to fuck at a zoo once. it was slightly less disturbing than seeing the pig's long spiralled pink spaggetti...

  • Shacktackle Boombaby
    Shacktackle Boombaby 11 месяцев назад +1

    Every comment is about the giant cock. What a fucked bunch of cunts we are

  • BlackVeilBrides BandTrash
    BlackVeilBrides BandTrash Год назад

    if you look in the mirror and don't like what you see, you can find out first hand what it's like to be me

  • Mike Jhons Sus
    Mike Jhons Sus Год назад


  • BigPapaJar
    BigPapaJar Год назад

    why does it look so weird man why is it look like it's flexing shit

  • Betternet
    Betternet Год назад

    god damn that tapir has a big cock

  • Bha'al the Lord of Murder
    Bha'al the Lord of Murder Год назад

    every comment is about the tapir cock, but I like the Russell hang time joke the best

  • the enduro channel
    the enduro channel Год назад

    hahaha ozzy man knows the bloody hound gang 😂😂 thats awesome

  • Pervy Underpants Guy
    Pervy Underpants Guy Год назад

    Almost all of the comments is about the tapir's dick jesus christ

  • Archy Kun
    Archy Kun Год назад

    Music in the background?

  • CosmosGaming
    CosmosGaming Год назад

    Tapirs must be my spirit animal.

    • not here
      not here Месяц назад

      Christopher Pool that doesn't even make sense

    • Christopher Pool
      Christopher Pool 2 месяца назад

      CosmosGaming. Except yours is the world's smallest 😂😂👍

  • The Nightcore Channel
    The Nightcore Channel Год назад

    Somehow this is so fumny

  • sahil satti
    sahil satti Год назад


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    Manoo wechakron Год назад

  • Mirel Villalba
    Mirel Villalba Год назад