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Ik he lying!! 🤣🤣
Honestly he dodged a bullet this was most likely human trafficking and he should report them to the cops EVEN IF they weren't planning to do that its still suspicious af and if it is human trafficking then you could save others because this sht scares me fking badly also "NOT TODAY SATAN"
Ooh nooooooo your so funny
Brooo you either dodged getting sold into human trafficking or missed a killer orgy.
*Who runs a few businesses with a luxury car and does Uber on the the side unless "Justine" really does need Uber "to meet new people" *wink wink**A girl you’ve just met buys you a LOT of drinks (clearly with the intention of getting you trashed)*People handing you drinks from behind?*No one is drinking but they’re still handing you drinks (for whatever reason, they want to get you to do something that if you were sober probably wouldn’t do or get you as defenseless as possible)*Why were all her friends already conveniently in the same building as the location she chose to eat at with you? *Justine spends the entire time “getting girls to bring back to the house” for 2+ hours? As if this were her job?? The way “Maggie” makes it sound as if this is a routine thing. Which makes me suspect that someone is always going to be in charge of mentioning an “awesome” club that would make scouting optimal while stringing you along. *“Are you drunk” as if Maggie was getting suspicious that you were still too sober for whatever it was they were all planning*A guy YOU’VE NEVER MET BEFORE offers to let you drive HIS vehicle just to get you in the car/back to the “house”. You’re supposed to be unbelievably drunk right now and they all know it which leads me to believe they only needed you to “get in”. There’s no way I would have put the life of my own and friends just to get you to the house, no way.
Brother, they were about to harvest your organs....
Um my g kinda cute 1:17
When you meet a guys or girls gf or bf, and you like one of them.Then one of them tells you that there gf or bf and your smashing there gf or bf. Then you know the other ones going to say it's complicated and I'm like I don't mess with this s h i t
Dat license plate, tho😂
I love your video keep up the hard work... Thank you for putting a smile on my face.
Should have gone for the content
dude you went to the restaurant even tho she married?!😂 whats wrong with you😂
DUDE! HUMAN TRAFFICKING!!!!!! ALERT, ALERT
Nope nah no...no alcohol for meeEEEee....this is a Christian hotline byeee!
So you're telling me that you took an uber to pick up an uber driver???
Damn bro, you almost got abducted by freakazoids lol
This some cardi b sheet
8:03 swoozie thinks apex is better than Fortnite(bottom left)
No he doesnt. Thats a "greater than" sign
9:28 to 9:37 to 9:57 Soo Soo true
Am I the only one curious about what was happening in that house? XD
Most likely human trafficking, slight chance of an orgy.
Me: I wonder when swoozie is going to make a new video?100000000 years later: swoozie has uploaded
What happened to Call of Duty booty girl
Apex>FN godd try tho swoozie
I don’t like Uber because since I do trust people, I don’t trust Uber people especially when it’s men.
I love u
They probably got the cars from selling black slaves which isn't cool
You see why I am the one?
U should do another part omggg
0:20 ~~~~R.I.P Blockbuster (if you dint know a lot if block busters got shut down)~~~~
The whole situation screams sketchy to me. You made the right move.
Adande got out of banging 20 girls xD
Sounds you got finessed
In the criminal justice system, sexually based crimes are considered especially heinous, in NYC the dedicated detectives that investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Victims Unit, these are their stories*DOOM DOOM*
This lady is an amateur, obviously she didn't look into swoozie because all she had to do was hand over "War and Peace" by Leo Tolstoy. But I'm glad she doesn't do her homework because I can look forward to more videos :)
Bruh for sure human traffickers. Swoop they were bout to take ur lungs fam
(Zat is my wife) top ten anime betrayals
Guys who smoke cigarettes is a turn off as well.
Not today Satan!!!
Moral of the story: DON'T DRINK SOMETHING YOU HAVEN'T SEEN BEING POURED YOURSELF and DON'T GO INTO STRANGERS' CARS ! That's how swoozie avoided real trouble right here
But what was the address? Was it a house or like an abandoned building or something?
He should've screenshoted it and went to the police
I got an Uber add 🤨
Who thought the beginning was an ad
I just wanna know her instagram 😭
“Not today satan”
Пхпхпххе, тебе повезло , интересно а что было бы если бы ты все таки поехал ? , Тебя бы правда на органы пустили? , или они устроили там вечеринку, а на следующий день ты был в лесу полуголый :3
I was seriously spooked to death! This was clearly either an orgy gone wild or at worst Human trafficking. Guys partying and all is fun, but if u don’t know someone, don’t let peer pressure get the best of you! Also don’t drink something that you haven’t seen poured out in front of you. Swoozie man u need to report these people to the police or Uber or whatever. Dunno how many victims they’ve had or could have!
Do you have a license ?
Lol get out!!!
I think you should have went by the address to see what it was about
Black survival instinct would never allow me to engage in such foolishness. If it feels off avoid it.
Bro this was human trafficking. Legit
So... Anyone gonna call the cops to investigate on Justine and her comrades of rich AF traffickers?
This could’ve turned into Get OutP.S Can anybody tell me if the ending to the video was a reference to Get Out
Swoozie the Uberman mans only dates Uber drivers.
Brave to take an Uber to escape themThey probably know where you are but just waiting👀
Christian hotline 😂
Dodged an orgy 😂
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Why do I feel like they were gonna have a big orgy at that house?
The fact that swoozie turned the te video from scary to joyful, and publish it to RUclip like it's a normal thing to have surprises me! Swoozie you dodged a bullet
I am not the one morpheus! Lmao
omg is this finna be an orgy
I would have been like yeet bitch
Do u actually drink??
The plant was probably the MVP of the club
He was gonna get robbed
Oml dude I love you videos XDHighlight of my day
sWooZie fan discord chat discord.gg/x6pA2ch
0:29 that's the girl from block busters
Does anyone else still use taxis?
Bruhhh they was trynna flipp!!!
Im getting a card.Boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy fuck yeh
Need some likes
For a minute when he said core I actually thought that was a car brand
Smartest rule ever to not drink drinks that you didn't see get poured from the bottle, you neeeever know"Smells like roofies to me" (scary but hilarious) lmao!😂
This had human trafficking written all over it.
How Do I GET this story about MORRISSEY to you? Youll love this!
This video made me uncomfortable
My Theory:They were getting you drunk to take you back without trouble or any thought and would sell you and that’s how they had all that money, and if she had all those friends how would she be lonely which was her reason of doing uber
Wow crazier story than part 1! However I think part 1 was a much better experience than the Uber driver u dated in part 2. Yeah that’s creepy & glad u used common sense!
The real question is... Did he get 0 stars on Uber?
Bruh you think a bunch of super drunk girls having a house party is sus? U weird
William Robertson yeah when ya kidneys gone don’t say nun
5:12 is that Eminem?? 😂😂
Hey my moms the head pastry chef at Nickel Diner- thanks for the shout out
Good call, man. Shit sounds creepy af
How is that plant still alive!
That plant is gonna get fucked up
Swoozie has a bad experience with liquor. This is why he didn't drink i think😂😂
Am i the only one still wondering why swoozie doesnt have a million followers on twitter
100% An Orgy