Dave Chapelle: Why Terrorists Won't take black People As Hostages

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  • Alan Jankowski
    Alan Jankowski 7 дней назад

    Between his stand ups and the legendary two seasons of his show, in my opinion Chapelle is the funniest comedian of all time!

  • Devan Delozier
    Devan Delozier 8 дней назад

    OMG that was funny

  • Black Amigo
    Black Amigo 9 дней назад

    Come here you little nigga baby lol

  • Robin Hoodrebel
    Robin Hoodrebel 16 дней назад

    Now usually i d support protest comments against someone 1 like Portia Hughes who in can loudly degraded a coworker in a October party but this is an interesting video none the less. A lot of fun and great tidings indeed

  • josa rebelo
    josa rebelo 17 дней назад

    LOV AND RESPECT = make us better- not- = over drama- your bank account empty lol== Obama= boner=poping on =prez=airplane?= fake american?

  • tony thomas
    tony thomas 19 дней назад

    what a genius

  • MrTheoneandonly248
    MrTheoneandonly248 28 дней назад

    This guy is fucking hilarious

  • 45Mang
    45Mang Месяц назад

    "Come here little nigga baby" *muah*
    I pissed myself!!!

  • Coco Jannet
    Coco Jannet Месяц назад

    Gets me all time...😂😂😂

  • Throw communists out of helicopters
    Throw communists out of helicopters Месяц назад

    Like the African girls who were kidnapped and used as sex slaves and suicide bombers by al-Shabaab.

    • Patrick Bateman
      Patrick Bateman 2 дня назад

      Throw communists out of helicopters what’s up cracker ass cracka

  • ajdoman317
    ajdoman317 Месяц назад

    Arguably the funniest man alive.

  • Sturmabteilung
    Sturmabteilung Месяц назад

    Dave is the best in my book

  • JayDee SV
    JayDee SV Месяц назад

    this is so racist bc he gives the terrorist a muslim accent and then proceeds to say he chinese. this only confirms our racism towards muslims. bc a religion is a race. dave proves here that any race is capable of speaking a certain way; and that every race is capable of being racist...and by every body, i mean only white men. and these are obvious facts ppl.

  • Paula Harris Baca
    Paula Harris Baca Месяц назад

    Of course, black people got very rude to me the day after the last presidential election. Not Latinos, not Asians, not Filipinos, only my black manager (I was wearing my "I VOTED" sticker). She tailed me all day the day after last November's election. I was amazed, to be honest. And when I took my lunch I was walking downstairs to my car and the Mexican guy walking upstairs and we caught each other's eyes and as I was whistling "You Can't Always Get What you Want" and he chuckled and I said "nice day, isn't it?" and he just beamed.

  • Alternative Facts
    Alternative Facts 2 месяца назад

    The Black Tony Robbins (ruclip.com/video/H1ugnUr6ihk/видео.html)

  • filacu
    filacu 2 месяца назад

    If you can find a funnier guy than Dave Chappelle send him my way

  • Dougaldinho Fishdinho
    Dougaldinho Fishdinho 2 месяца назад

    There is not a single man in the history of the planet that would not have fucked Marilyn Monroe if he had the chance. You can't be hating on the Kennedy brothers for that. Be real. lol

  • Ignoranceisblish 4
    Ignoranceisblish 4 2 месяца назад


  • Bleach
    Bleach 2 месяца назад

    STFU nigger shit

  • Wayne Bhase
    Wayne Bhase 2 месяца назад

    AWE!! The poor black man, he's SO oppressed! His life MUST be a burden!! Fucking idiots. This guy is about as funny as Jay Leno, maybe even less so. Fucking blacks, why don't you quit murdering each other at record pace and try and get a job? Why not try and succeed? Why not try to reach a higher percentage of the population by just going to work, minding your own business and avoid blaming whitey for all of your troubles? No? I didn't think so. And you expect whites to take you seriously? Well, until you stop rioting in the streets and causing trouble, don't expect us to think of you as adults, we don't. We think of you as children who never grew up.

  • Wayne Bhase
    Wayne Bhase 2 месяца назад

    Ahhaha, funny. But the truth? Blacks save us? AHAHAA!! They are too busy killing each other in the streets to save anyone. They need us white people to keep them, you know what I'm sayin', right? Yeah, we keep you around for entertainment purposes. Well, why do you think Liberal WHITE Democrats always insist that you vote for them? You think it is because those cock suckers care about you? Nah!! They want power, they promise you goodies and welfare, you give them power, and you spend your welfare check on drugs and booze, and your population isn't capable of producing more than 13% of the entire US population because the left has you aborting your babies, killing each other in the streets like animals, and blaming whitey, while whitey suckers you into voting for them. Really smart man, this Dave Chapelle, or is he? Nah! He's a dumb ass, like most of you.

  • Tony MacSwayne
    Tony MacSwayne 2 месяца назад

    This shit is hilarious

  • Abraxas ‍
    Abraxas ‍ 2 месяца назад

    Cmere lil nigger baby

  • Al Fresca
    Al Fresca 3 месяца назад

    Terrorists are begging for love and we invite them to kill.
    You don't give them love by giving them their way silly.

  • sbowesuk
    sbowesuk 3 месяца назад +1

    Oh look, another african american comedian making "white people" jokes.
    Listen, if you're going to preach about how you're not treated equally, you might want to start by not bringing race into every conversation, thus widening the divide. You're literally aggravating the very issue you keep complaining about.
    Put simply, if you don't want racism to be a thing, stop making race a thing, period.

    • jjboog45
      jjboog45 2 месяца назад

      If you actually watch his material, you'd realize he makes fun of black people way more than white people.

  • Brett Moore
    Brett Moore 3 месяца назад

    "Come here lil nigger baby"

  • Tyler Pruett
    Tyler Pruett 3 месяца назад

    Because white people pay all your bills and nobody would pay for you lol

  • Khalid Alamin
    Khalid Alamin 3 месяца назад +1

    Dey is treatn us good... we are Chillin n Shit 😂😂😂😂😂😂 THE GOAT

  • Death Rager
    Death Rager 3 месяца назад

    the more u watch old chappelle, the more u realise the new one is a clone. new chappelle aint half as funny as old one. i know people change, but not in a downspiral. especially not comedians.

  • Sean John
    Sean John 3 месяца назад

    too funny

  • Essix
    Essix 3 месяца назад +1

    This guy could do a great heath leger joker impression

  • David Santos
    David Santos 3 месяца назад

    Anybody can be held hostage .

  • David Santos
    David Santos 3 месяца назад

    Lol, but they took all those Africans in Africa hostage, what do you call that ?!

  • EuroSpeed
    EuroSpeed 3 месяца назад +1

    I want this Dave back

  • Christian Raynes
    Christian Raynes 3 месяца назад

    "Come here nigger baby" 😂😂

  • SunMoon Stars&Me
    SunMoon Stars&Me 3 месяца назад

    Trump just did this. Lol he pick a black baby up and kids her lol

  • Beatitudes Co
    Beatitudes Co 3 месяца назад

    I absolutely love our original Israelites God's chosen people!

  • L M
    L M 3 месяца назад +1

    Damn, that shot at 2:00, it must feel good to see that.

  • Donna McDonald
    Donna McDonald 3 месяца назад

    That Trump now with Putin.

  • 'Shakil HC'
    'Shakil HC' 3 месяца назад +1

    "come here lil nigger baby" mwaaah 😂😂

  • richard nicolas
    richard nicolas 3 месяца назад

    Actually they take

  • rickysnow400
    rickysnow400 3 месяца назад

    haha you fucking idiots who make political claims off of comedians logic. its a fucking comedian. his logic is flawed by default

  • rickysnow400
    rickysnow400 3 месяца назад

    White people don't talk about politics because everyone gets but hurt and screams racism or sexism. The left has claimed that its okay to punch someone who says something that offends them. The right owns almost all of the guns, I don think the left really wants to start the battle.

  • M Dizzle
    M Dizzle 3 месяца назад

    Id vote for Clinton again if I could.....Hahahha Dead

  • kiyonexus
    kiyonexus 3 месяца назад

    Chris Tucker is better

  • Celtics Talk
    Celtics Talk 3 месяца назад +1

    Get over here nigger baby😂😂😂😂

  • Chris Swinerton
    Chris Swinerton 3 месяца назад +1

    because white people are more valuable

  • Frantic Carnival
    Frantic Carnival 3 месяца назад

    White people don't give a shit about blacks, that's why blacks are not hostages.

  • chronischtelaat
    chronischtelaat 3 месяца назад

    "I don't look at their policies, I just look at their personalities when I vote" This stupidity is what's wrong with America. I don't know if people there just don't want to learn from their mistakes or that they just are too dumb. Probably both.

  • Nic Mobil
    Nic Mobil 3 месяца назад

    Another fucking fool

  • Evelyn King
    Evelyn King 3 месяца назад

    xD !!!!!!!

  • C O
    C O 3 месяца назад

    Hahaha sad comedians can't be funny anymore because PC culture won't allow it. Chappelle was part of a bear extinct breed of comedians that could make fun of any race, color, religion, gender, whatever and it was hilarious. He could make fun of white people all day and I find it hysterical. Libtards are waaaaaaaay to sensitive now.

  • bshaq1512
    bshaq1512 3 месяца назад

    That's not true. Guys at work have no problem talking about voting for Trump. Wish they'd keep it to themselves.

  • Tee Jay
    Tee Jay 3 месяца назад +1

    That's because Clinton has a black son so he's kiss black kids before.

  • Raider Nation
    Raider Nation 3 месяца назад +1

    Did not laugh once

    • ervin B
      ervin B 3 месяца назад

      Raider Nation then your probably depressed

    • Mckenzie .Latham
      Mckenzie .Latham 3 месяца назад

      who cares?

  • tim sering
    tim sering 3 месяца назад

    The title said terrorists don't take black hostages...all he did was talk politics ???

    • Mckenzie .Latham
      Mckenzie .Latham 3 месяца назад

      yeah those first five minutes had nothing about terrorists or black hostages at all.

  • Ayush Rawat
    Ayush Rawat 3 месяца назад +1

    Hahah hah hahhahah
    USA have wasted so much money on the security of Obama

  • Enrique Rembert
    Enrique Rembert 3 месяца назад


  • Holi Phuc
    Holi Phuc 3 месяца назад

    Cause they're afraid to get a disease?

  • StoneThug Music
    StoneThug Music 3 месяца назад +1

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  • MAX AJ
    MAX AJ 3 месяца назад


  • Judith Osorio
    Judith Osorio 3 месяца назад +1

    Funny as heck, but the profanity is too much.

  • clovis ngwa
    clovis ngwa 3 месяца назад

    Hahahaha hahahaha.

  • Loco Brodie
    Loco Brodie 3 месяца назад

    Dave you the man !!!

  • Jordan Dahl
    Jordan Dahl 3 месяца назад +3

    "We have 5 black- ... Hello?"

  • WhenCornAttacks
    WhenCornAttacks 3 месяца назад

    I guess the thing about white people not talking about their political beliefs isn't true anymore. It's all most white people talk about now!

  • Buck Fush
    Buck Fush 3 месяца назад +1

    Because you hey know that black people are also oppressed.

  • Al James
    Al James 3 месяца назад +1


  • Tracie T
    Tracie T 3 месяца назад +1

    Still true today!

  • King Eazy Kill
    King Eazy Kill 3 месяца назад +1

    Best ever

  • Brian Borstein
    Brian Borstein 3 месяца назад

    Excuse me Whitehouse? We have 3 black...click. Hello?

  • David Bogard
    David Bogard 3 месяца назад

    Getting Texas Plains of old in da house.

  • J7ake 3
    J7ake 3 3 месяца назад

    Talking about George bush with cocaine, JFK did the same

  • andres diaz
    andres diaz 3 месяца назад

    5:25 Black guy in the left pops out outta nowhere

  • Blanche Konieczka
    Blanche Konieczka 3 месяца назад +1

    I always talk about my political affiliations. Guess I'm not white, I'm just passin'.

  • petite petty
    petite petty 3 месяца назад

    Every president has had premarital affairs, Clinton was just caught.

  • petite petty
    petite petty 3 месяца назад

    Damn right hmmmm mmmh black passengers never the ones terrorist target ,they know we broke and not going for that hostage shit. They won't get a damn thing accomplished having to kill a escaping black ass hostage every five minutes terrorists won't have survivors to negotiate with , lmfao

  • jetshockey5
    jetshockey5 3 месяца назад

    What year did he perform this?

    • jetshockey5
      jetshockey5 3 месяца назад

      Gomeshock Damn it was that long ago? He doesn't age.

    • Gomeshock
      Gomeshock 3 месяца назад

      jetshockey5 2000. Name of the special is "Killing Them Softly."

  • Vineet R
    Vineet R 3 месяца назад +1

    He'd be selling Nuclear secrets for $20-30😂

  • Musoko
    Musoko 3 месяца назад +1

    The person below me needs to try and lick they're elbow :3

  • Kevin Alvarado
    Kevin Alvarado 3 месяца назад +1

    Common sign the treaty baby

  • Sakai Jones
    Sakai Jones 3 месяца назад +1

    Because he was chinese, I was wondering why he was talking like that? 😂😂

  • Rollin Loud
    Rollin Loud 3 месяца назад +1

    4:37 gets me every time

  • Flyin G
    Flyin G 3 месяца назад +1

    He is funny😂😂😂😂

  • Jason Wright
    Jason Wright 3 месяца назад

    ISIL has been and continues to slaughter tens of thousands of black Africans, to the point where they have almost been eliminated from large parts of Libya...Just sayin.

  • Thomas Norgate
    Thomas Norgate 3 месяца назад


  • Edi2003
    Edi2003 3 месяца назад +4

    It's 2017, still no black hostages...😂

  • E R
    E R 3 месяца назад

    That was some fire

  • wisconsin warlock
    wisconsin warlock 3 месяца назад

    chappelle/carlin > louis ck/kevin hart hoe ass

  • Rene Dominique
    Rene Dominique 3 месяца назад

    OMFG the man kills me !

  • Ethan Norman
    Ethan Norman 3 месяца назад


  • Forrest Gump
    Forrest Gump 3 месяца назад

    "We got 5 blacks hostage at the bank!" OK. We'll pay you 5 bucks to keep them.

  • Paul Chamberlin
    Paul Chamberlin 3 месяца назад

    This BasTURD.. is a Real racist against whites.

  • Shalashaska 994
    Shalashaska 994 3 месяца назад

    Description accurate

  • rawdawg15
    rawdawg15 3 месяца назад

    Its a secret because we know with 90% certainty who YOU are voting for and don't want to get into a heated discussion

  • Mart Mcfly
    Mart Mcfly 3 месяца назад

    Did GOD create you?
    Did JESUS die for u?
    Is hell real?
    Is JESUS coming back?
    Do yourself a Favor... Answer these questions!
    Ps don't assume you'll have tomorrow to do it!

    That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord JESUS, and shalt believe in thine heart that GOD hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved
    Romans 10:9

  • Antonio Balbuena
    Antonio Balbuena 3 месяца назад

    Kevin hart will never come close to Dave chapelles level 💯 the best comedian of my generation I'm 28 BTW

  • MGSBigBoss77
    MGSBigBoss77 3 месяца назад

    *"No let him finish! I will sign the treaty"* ROTFLMAO-copter! lol damn that was too much.

  • Kathy Davis
    Kathy Davis 3 месяца назад

    Live sexmovies

  • Kathy Davis
    Kathy Davis 3 месяца назад