Dave Chapelle: Why Terrorists Won't take black People As Hostages

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  • KO Bossy
    KO Bossy 2 часа назад

    I KNEW he was gonna say Kennedy. That guy was getting busy left and right- that's why his back was always hurting. Great president though

  • Joe Ledger
    Joe Ledger 3 часа назад

    His white voice is on point

  • jaylln jackson
    jaylln jackson День назад

    Shout out to ray ray amd big Steve send some newports😂

  • Dev Beeb
    Dev Beeb День назад

    He raped someone in the White House, good character?

  • Carlos E R Pimentel
    Carlos E R Pimentel День назад

    Well, Kennedy didn't rape Monroe.

  • Carlos E R Pimentel
    Carlos E R Pimentel День назад +1

    HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA "come here little nigger baby kiss" HAHAHHAHAHAHHA

  • Psycho chizzi
    Psycho chizzi День назад

    "..So anyway i was fuckin ma wife" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • - inTegrity -
    - inTegrity - День назад

    What U sayin'? I'm not Black?

  • Colt 45 zag
    Colt 45 zag 2 дня назад


  • Antonio Montgomery
    Antonio Montgomery 2 дня назад

    How ironic this pops up as a recommendation after Charlottesville

  • Tango Bob
    Tango Bob 2 дня назад


    ESKET IT 2 дня назад

    "Sign the treaty baby, I'll suck yo dick"


    JAMES ALLEN MARSHAL 2 дня назад

    ha haha

  • Jean-Luc Walker
    Jean-Luc Walker 3 дня назад

    apparently, boko haram aren't terrorists.

  • Lankesh Khole
    Lankesh Khole 3 дня назад

    Need subtitles. Can't understand everything..

  • indonev123
    indonev123 3 дня назад

    Man I could watch his old stand-ups monthly and still laugh constantly. Hilarious.

  • mike miller
    mike miller 4 дня назад

    Just trash talking and people think it's funny. Sad 😭

  • subseven
    subseven 4 дня назад +1

    we wuz hostijiz

  • Jeremy Lohmann
    Jeremy Lohmann 4 дня назад

    So I was fucking my wife in the ass😂😂

  • IFreakingEatPeople
    IFreakingEatPeople 5 дней назад

    Uhh yeah they is treatin us good... we all chillin and shit.. I'd like to give a shout out to ray ray and big Steve from Newport

  • ja Jïp
    ja Jïp 5 дней назад

    Fuck you chapelle Illuminati shill, Kennedy was the best president we ever had, he stood up to your Illuminati Master's and paid the price, every president since then are nwo serfs like yourself

  • Nedal Wazwaz
    Nedal Wazwaz 5 дней назад

    This video has 4 thousand dislikes.. Smh

  • Jagraj Wasan
    Jagraj Wasan 5 дней назад

    Interesting how terrorists always have middle eastern accents

  • Learn&teach2Learn
    Learn&teach2Learn 6 дней назад

    Dave Chapelle > Black comedians today

  • fluxmuldar
    fluxmuldar 6 дней назад

    Good bit, but it always bugged me that this obviously never happened to him. There's embellishing a story and then there's making shit up.

  • Нелли Осипова
    Нелли Осипова 6 дней назад

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  • Wellness and Self Worth
    Wellness and Self Worth 7 дней назад +1

    I miss old Dave Chappell.

  • Armenak Balasanov
    Armenak Balasanov 7 дней назад

    So basically he started his show by making racial jokes about black people and pointing on how white world treats black people.... then he turned on white world(elite) by showing as an example 2 america's presidents and made them to look even worse than black people

  • Divyanshu Pathak
    Divyanshu Pathak 7 дней назад

    2:30 ROFL genius.....😁😁😁😁

  • Samuel Mui
    Samuel Mui 7 дней назад

    Kinda coincidental with his black people hostage joke in that Dave Chapelle's character "Pinball" in the movie "Conair" was perceived as bad leverage as a hostage because he was a "two-bit negro crackhead."

  • Court Love
    Court Love 7 дней назад

    The funniest comedian of all time! You hear me of all time!!!

  • That_Ford _Guy
    That_Ford _Guy 7 дней назад

    Man I love Dave Chappelle he's funny AF😂😂😂

  • maria renaud
    maria renaud 8 дней назад


  • David Lang
    David Lang 8 дней назад +1

    5:23 talk about jumping out of your seat

  • Melo Melo
    Melo Melo 8 дней назад

    The real Dave, not that other guy

  • Melanated Man
    Melanated Man 8 дней назад

    Yes, White House we have got five black hello ,hello.

    • sfoth91
      sfoth91 8 дней назад

      "Good joke! Talk to you later" ... Beep Beep

  • till klein
    till klein 8 дней назад

    Force unless database political warning majority finger charge no.

  • Marteen Mwangi
    Marteen Mwangi 8 дней назад +1

    He's worse than Jim Crow

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  • Mike Mancuso
    Mike Mancuso 8 дней назад

    Can't believe I never caught one of his skits ever before tonight. This guy is fricken hilarious! Thanks Dave I needed a good laugh tonight.

  • EM. REY.
    EM. REY. 9 дней назад +1

    _Hello we got 5 black..Hello?_

  • Thomas Sebastian
    Thomas Sebastian 9 дней назад


  • Phoenix North
    Phoenix North 9 дней назад

    so I was fucking her in the ass
    yeah but who are you voting for

  • Brandon Ridberg
    Brandon Ridberg 9 дней назад

    5:23 Dude in the back trying to start a standing ovation.

  • Cara D
    Cara D 9 дней назад

    same reason fat women are never kidnapped

  • Naja Simbala
    Naja Simbala 9 дней назад +1

    Lol the George Bush kiss

  • hey
    hey 10 дней назад

    Daves white guy voice kind of sounds like Obama😂

  • Melancholia09
    Melancholia09 10 дней назад

    Hmmm Letsee.....the last video I saw where a black person asked a white person who they voted for ended with the 5 blacks stomping the shit out of the white person. So.....Dave wonders why we keep our "Political Affiliations" to ourselves?

    GENERATION IRON 10 дней назад +2

    White people voice on point

  • Guled Yusuf
    Guled Yusuf 10 дней назад

    What's the title of this stand-up???

  • Vendrick
    Vendrick 10 дней назад

    "Come here little nigger baby MUAH 💋" haha 😂 that's my favorite part!

  • John Prudent
    John Prudent 11 дней назад

    Great vid. Just sucks that it ends in the middle of the Clinton joke

  • Liam Hennig
    Liam Hennig 11 дней назад

    I love it how black people like Hillary Clinton when she supports the kkk

  • Russel Balugo
    Russel Balugo 11 дней назад

    but Clinton slept with some bitch. That's worse than sniffin coke.

  • Daniele Pezon
    Daniele Pezon 11 дней назад

    Terrorists Boko Haram captured hundred of black girls???

  • Monique Cruickson
    Monique Cruickson 11 дней назад

    One of the greatest to do this form of art. Having the capability to make millions of people laugh is truly a gift. He's always going to be in my top 5.

  • Oh Yeah
    Oh Yeah 11 дней назад

    Even terrorist know who the true terrorist are in America(whites), which is why they don't target blacks. You want to see America for what it is, look at it from the outside.

  • Oh Yeah
    Oh Yeah 11 дней назад

    My friend fought in Desert Storm Gulf War. A captured Iraq soldier said to him, "we're not fighting you but those that oppress you".

  • dice boys
    dice boys 11 дней назад

    Can't wait to see a new video in the future on him including trump on the president skits

  • Tony Mcloughlin
    Tony Mcloughlin 11 дней назад

    Funny guy

  • theminute man
    theminute man 11 дней назад

    Isn't it funny how Bill Clinton was actually snorting crack?

  • Hunter Sanchez
    Hunter Sanchez 11 дней назад


  • first 48
    first 48 11 дней назад

    try to talk bout this or joke about this in 2017. ww3 is gonna start

  • RandomBloke
    RandomBloke 11 дней назад

    They won't take black girls because the police would hear them

  • Alma Verde
    Alma Verde 11 дней назад

    Dave chappelle = legend

  • d.a BJJ
    d.a BJJ 11 дней назад

    2 the 4k ppl that don't like this vid fuck u chappelle is king

  • Hamilton Mcgregory
    Hamilton Mcgregory 12 дней назад

    Bitch my families here uhhh uh

  • Movie Games
    Movie Games 12 дней назад

    black people don't show up because they are irrelevant

  • Kristoffer Bon
    Kristoffer Bon 12 дней назад


  • Allpha KUN
    Allpha KUN 12 дней назад

    What about boku haram

  • Eric Day
    Eric Day 12 дней назад

    This guy is very talented, something that Kevin Hart is not.

    WILLIAM WITZKE 12 дней назад


  • Killereye10
    Killereye10 12 дней назад

    Black Larry the cable guy

  • the douche
    the douche 12 дней назад

    And if a white comedian impersonates a black person the world goes buzurk

  • The Interjew
    The Interjew 13 дней назад

    I thought "we are all equal"? At least so they say.

  • Marybeth Kszystyniak-hamblen
    Marybeth Kszystyniak-hamblen 13 дней назад

    How can one guy be so awesome...♡♡♡♡♡♡

  • Sam Cohen
    Sam Cohen 14 дней назад

    Wanna give a shout out to ray ray.. lol

  • 99legion
    99legion 14 дней назад

    Actually there's some truth to this, osama bin laden himself said that muslims shouldn't attack minority populations in the west because they need them to ferment hatred of western societies, and they will need their help to bring them down.

  • Computer Simulated Atomic Coded Reality

    i thought he was gonna say "because the police would give them a school bus and let them drive into the sunset with the hostages"

  • Paul Hadden
    Paul Hadden 14 дней назад

    Hell not even a shitty assed rag heads don't even want their sorry asses.

  • Christian Wison
    Christian Wison 14 дней назад

    Hope the blacks rule word, fuck Chinese islanders, whites. Blacks rule

  • Wayne Rees
    Wayne Rees 14 дней назад

    I'm sure I've heard this joke from a different comedian

  • cristiancristir1
    cristiancristir1 14 дней назад


  • Dee Marty
    Dee Marty 15 дней назад

    Audio too low like hes whispering

  • Daddy Chase
    Daddy Chase 15 дней назад

    As funny as crabs.

  • unleashtheflavor
    unleashtheflavor 15 дней назад

    Y'no whaut em sayn ?

    No. Go fuck yourself.

  • Joe Redmond
    Joe Redmond 15 дней назад

    He is so different today

  • Caleb Davis
    Caleb Davis 15 дней назад

    *calls white house
    "Hello, we have five black peo-
    Hello? 😂😂😂😂😂

  • waskly wabbit
    waskly wabbit 15 дней назад

    8:19 so true right there

  • filthy frank boss
    filthy frank boss 15 дней назад

    nigga its funny

  • filthy frank boss
    filthy frank boss 15 дней назад

    funny as fucking hell nigga

  • TheClassictvfan
    TheClassictvfan 16 дней назад

    Send some Newports....dying!!

  • Paul Thomson
    Paul Thomson 16 дней назад

    Why does this racist prick keep showing up in my recommended?

  • Doorhenge
    Doorhenge 16 дней назад


  • MrandMrsOdie
    MrandMrsOdie 16 дней назад +1

    Oh no! The baby's nose is bleeding again! I better go text Aunt Kate.

    IMPERIALIST DAWG 16 дней назад +1

    I love Dave Chapelles black voice.

  • Justin Brem
    Justin Brem 16 дней назад

    But it wouldn't be funny if a white person acted like a black person. Because that's RACIST. Stupid liberal lunatics

  • The Great Papyrus
    The Great Papyrus 16 дней назад +1

    I like it how most the people in the audience are black Lol

  • usakindatheart flower
    usakindatheart flower 16 дней назад

    this is an ironic video in 2017. Muslim terrorist enslave real Africans quite brutally.
    and bill Clinton kissed a black baby, because he made a half black baby himself

  • Memphis Sommers
    Memphis Sommers 16 дней назад

    Hey, Dave! THere are over ONE MILLION black slaves in Muslim countries. Wake up, pal.