Dave Chapelle: Why Terrorists Won't take Certain People As Hostages

  • Опубликовано: 28 июн 2011
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  • Saitima Ichiban
    Saitima Ichiban 5 дней назад

    I remember when I was a kid I asked my teacher who she was voting for you would think I asked for a bj she flipped out lmao

  • cosmic milk
    cosmic milk 6 дней назад

    4:40 best part

  • DotoTre
    DotoTre 12 дней назад

    “I was on a plane...”
    *ha ha ha ha ha!*

  • Spring Ranch
    Spring Ranch 13 дней назад

    Wow. Hearing the skit about differences in Prez candidates... Strange contrast to present.

  • Michael Provenzano
    Michael Provenzano 16 дней назад

    "Come here little nigger baby"😆😂kills me every time.

  • Eric Eric
    Eric Eric 23 дня назад

    God and the Devil are backwards.
    W w w. JoyofSatan. C o m

  • Crusaders hu Akbar
    Crusaders hu Akbar 26 дней назад

    wondering if that obama character ever smoking the crack in the oval office , he be like sucking dick left right and center that nigger

  • Alas Exile
    Alas Exile Месяц назад

    Vintage Dave Chapelle.

  • Anthony Pravato
    Anthony Pravato Месяц назад

    I love the standing ovation for "I'll suck yo dick" 😂🤣

  • Taf&Co. Kalduron
    Taf&Co. Kalduron Месяц назад

    The Chinese dude was probably talking like that so no one could recognize his voice

  • the mostest swaggiest gamer of all time kys

    He’s a fucking nigger

  • Skankerman Studios
    Skankerman Studios 2 месяца назад

    "Come here you little nigger baby!" XD

  • blackpower show
    blackpower show 2 месяца назад

    I black power am the black God of black comedy and give Dav chap my blackpower black comedy award

  • Dante Pulse
    Dante Pulse 2 месяца назад

    Good sir I have spent over 80 hours watching your shows

  • Ivan Lunev
    Ivan Lunev 3 месяца назад

    LMAO you had to change the title to "certain people", too shy?

  • eric laurent
    eric laurent 3 месяца назад

    dave is class

  • scarlet hottie
    scarlet hottie 3 месяца назад

    2018 👀

  • SplashWaveFX Beats
    SplashWaveFX Beats 3 месяца назад

    This is funny? Dave Chappelle's standups are horrible! The show was funny, but his standups are garbage.

  • Teresa Klondyke
    Teresa Klondyke 3 месяца назад +1

    He became a crackhead lol the irony!

  • Good Deeds Everyday
    Good Deeds Everyday 3 месяца назад

    Great comedic timing. I love those pauses where you have no idea what he'll say next.

  • Archer011
    Archer011 3 месяца назад

    "there was only one other brother on that plane, and he was from nigeria" im so dead, LMAO!!!!!!

  • Don't Quit
    Don't Quit 3 месяца назад +1

    Told you it wasn't word for word. ruclip.com/video/0-ZujgZNGWE/видео.html

  • Shira Monea
    Shira Monea 3 месяца назад

    This dude is a legend 😂😂😂😂

  • Eddie Navejas
    Eddie Navejas 3 месяца назад

    I'm laughing so hard my gut hurts😂😂

  • Damian Rossi
    Damian Rossi 4 месяца назад

    This may be the best stand up but ever.

  • Alan Jankowski
    Alan Jankowski 4 месяца назад

    Between his stand ups and the legendary two seasons of his show, in my opinion Chapelle is the funniest comedian of all time!

  • Devan Delozier
    Devan Delozier 4 месяца назад

    OMG that was funny

  • Black Amigo
    Black Amigo 4 месяца назад

    Come here you little nigga baby lol

  • Robin Hoodrebel
    Robin Hoodrebel 4 месяца назад

    Now usually i d support protest comments against someone 1 like Portia Hughes who in can loudly degraded a coworker in a October party but this is an interesting video none the less. A lot of fun and great tidings indeed

  • josa rebelo
    josa rebelo 4 месяца назад

    LOV AND RESPECT = make us better- not- = over drama- your bank account empty lol== Obama= boner=poping on =prez=airplane?= fake american?

  • tony thomas
    tony thomas 4 месяца назад

    what a genius

  • MrTheoneandonly248
    MrTheoneandonly248 5 месяцев назад

    This guy is fucking hilarious

  • 45Mang
    45Mang 5 месяцев назад

    "Come here little nigga baby" *muah*
    I pissed myself!!!

  • Coco Jannet
    Coco Jannet 5 месяцев назад

    Gets me all time...😂😂😂

  • Throw communists out of helicopters
    Throw communists out of helicopters 5 месяцев назад

    Like the African girls who were kidnapped and used as sex slaves and suicide bombers by al-Shabaab.

  • ajdoman317
    ajdoman317 5 месяцев назад

    Arguably the funniest man alive.

  • Sturmabteilung
    Sturmabteilung 5 месяцев назад

    Dave is the best in my book

  • JayDee SV
    JayDee SV 5 месяцев назад

    this is so racist bc he gives the terrorist a muslim accent and then proceeds to say he chinese. this only confirms our racism towards muslims. bc a religion is a race. dave proves here that any race is capable of speaking a certain way; and that every race is capable of being racist...and by every body, i mean only white men. and these are obvious facts ppl.

  • Paula Harris Baca
    Paula Harris Baca 6 месяцев назад

    Of course, black people got very rude to me the day after the last presidential election. Not Latinos, not Asians, not Filipinos, only my black manager (I was wearing my "I VOTED" sticker). She tailed me all day the day after last November's election. I was amazed, to be honest. And when I took my lunch I was walking downstairs to my car and the Mexican guy walking upstairs and we caught each other's eyes and as I was whistling "You Can't Always Get What you Want" and he chuckled and I said "nice day, isn't it?" and he just beamed.

  • Alternative Facts
    Alternative Facts 6 месяцев назад

    The Black Tony Robbins ruclip.com/video/H1ugnUr6ihk/видео.html

  • filacu
    filacu 6 месяцев назад

    If you can find a funnier guy than Dave Chappelle send him my way

  • Dougaldinho Fishdinho
    Dougaldinho Fishdinho 6 месяцев назад

    There is not a single man in the history of the planet that would not have fucked Marilyn Monroe if he had the chance. You can't be hating on the Kennedy brothers for that. Be real. lol

  • Ignoranceisblish 4
    Ignoranceisblish 4 6 месяцев назад


  • Wayne Bhase
    Wayne Bhase 6 месяцев назад

    AWE!! The poor black man, he's SO oppressed! His life MUST be a burden!! Fucking idiots. This guy is about as funny as Jay Leno, maybe even less so. Fucking blacks, why don't you quit murdering each other at record pace and try and get a job? Why not try and succeed? Why not try to reach a higher percentage of the population by just going to work, minding your own business and avoid blaming whitey for all of your troubles? No? I didn't think so. And you expect whites to take you seriously? Well, until you stop rioting in the streets and causing trouble, don't expect us to think of you as adults, we don't. We think of you as children who never grew up.

  • Wayne Bhase
    Wayne Bhase 6 месяцев назад

    Ahhaha, funny. But the truth? Blacks save us? AHAHAA!! They are too busy killing each other in the streets to save anyone. They need us white people to keep them, you know what I'm sayin', right? Yeah, we keep you around for entertainment purposes. Well, why do you think Liberal WHITE Democrats always insist that you vote for them? You think it is because those cock suckers care about you? Nah!! They want power, they promise you goodies and welfare, you give them power, and you spend your welfare check on drugs and booze, and your population isn't capable of producing more than 13% of the entire US population because the left has you aborting your babies, killing each other in the streets like animals, and blaming whitey, while whitey suckers you into voting for them. Really smart man, this Dave Chapelle, or is he? Nah! He's a dumb ass, like most of you.

  • Tony MacSwayne
    Tony MacSwayne 6 месяцев назад

    This shit is hilarious

  • Nysrogh
    Nysrogh 7 месяцев назад

    Cmere lil nigger baby

  • Al Fresca
    Al Fresca 7 месяцев назад

    Terrorists are begging for love and we invite them to kill.
    You don't give them love by giving them their way silly.

  • sbowesuk
    sbowesuk 7 месяцев назад +1

    Oh look, another african american comedian making "white people" jokes.
    Listen, if you're going to preach about how you're not treated equally, you might want to start by not bringing race into every conversation, thus widening the divide. You're literally aggravating the very issue you keep complaining about.
    Put simply, if you don't want racism to be a thing, stop making race a thing, period.

    • jboog45
      jboog45 7 месяцев назад +2

      If you actually watch his material, you'd realize he makes fun of black people way more than white people.

  • Tyler Pruett
    Tyler Pruett 7 месяцев назад

    Because white people pay all your bills and nobody would pay for you lol

    • lauryn Jones
      lauryn Jones 3 месяца назад

      More white people are on government programs and assistance than anybody. And white women benefit the most from the Affirmative action. Or white people are either apart of the elite for this corrupt ass system and corporation our tax dollars go towards shooting shit up your arms. Opioid and heroin crisis example. You don't pay nobody bills you can't even pay your own damn bills unemployed broke ass the fuck out of here.

  • Khalid Alamin
    Khalid Alamin 7 месяцев назад +1

    Dey is treatn us good... we are Chillin n Shit 😂😂😂😂😂😂 THE GOAT

  • Death Rager
    Death Rager 7 месяцев назад

    the more u watch old chappelle, the more u realise the new one is a clone. new chappelle aint half as funny as old one. i know people change, but not in a downspiral. especially not comedians.

  • Sean John
    Sean John 7 месяцев назад

    too funny

  • Essix
    Essix 7 месяцев назад +1

    This guy could do a great heath leger joker impression

  • David Santos
    David Santos 7 месяцев назад

    Anybody can be held hostage .

  • David Santos
    David Santos 7 месяцев назад

    Lol, but they took all those Africans in Africa hostage, what do you call that ?!

  • EuroSpeed
    EuroSpeed 7 месяцев назад +1

    I want this Dave back

  • Christian Raynes
    Christian Raynes 7 месяцев назад

    "Come here nigger baby" 😂😂

  • SunMoon Stars&Me
    SunMoon Stars&Me 7 месяцев назад

    Trump just did this. Lol he pick a black baby up and kids her lol

  • apologetic ish
    apologetic ish 7 месяцев назад

    I absolutely love our original Israelites God's chosen people!

  • JDRamm MX
    JDRamm MX 7 месяцев назад +1

    Damn, that shot at 2:00, it must feel good to see that.

  • Donna McDonald
    Donna McDonald 7 месяцев назад

    That Trump now with Putin.

  • richard nicolas
    richard nicolas 7 месяцев назад

    Actually they take

  • rickysnow400
    rickysnow400 7 месяцев назад

    haha you fucking idiots who make political claims off of comedians logic. its a fucking comedian. his logic is flawed by default

  • rickysnow400
    rickysnow400 7 месяцев назад

    White people don't talk about politics because everyone gets but hurt and screams racism or sexism. The left has claimed that its okay to punch someone who says something that offends them. The right owns almost all of the guns, I don think the left really wants to start the battle.

  • M Dizzle
    M Dizzle 7 месяцев назад

    Id vote for Clinton again if I could.....Hahahha Dead

  • kiyonexus
    kiyonexus 7 месяцев назад

    Chris Tucker is better

  • Celtics Talk
    Celtics Talk 7 месяцев назад +1

    Get over here nigger baby😂😂😂😂

  • Chris Swinerton
    Chris Swinerton 7 месяцев назад +1

    because white people are more valuable

  • Frantic Carnival
    Frantic Carnival 7 месяцев назад

    White people don't give a shit about blacks, that's why blacks are not hostages.

  • chronischtelaat
    chronischtelaat 7 месяцев назад

    "I don't look at their policies, I just look at their personalities when I vote" This stupidity is what's wrong with America. I don't know if people there just don't want to learn from their mistakes or that they just are too dumb. Probably both.

  • Nic Mobil
    Nic Mobil 7 месяцев назад

    Another fucking fool

  • Evelyn King
    Evelyn King 7 месяцев назад

    xD !!!!!!!

  • C O
    C O 7 месяцев назад

    Hahaha sad comedians can't be funny anymore because PC culture won't allow it. Chappelle was part of a bear extinct breed of comedians that could make fun of any race, color, religion, gender, whatever and it was hilarious. He could make fun of white people all day and I find it hysterical. Libtards are waaaaaaaay to sensitive now.

  • bshaq1512
    bshaq1512 7 месяцев назад

    That's not true. Guys at work have no problem talking about voting for Trump. Wish they'd keep it to themselves.

  • Tee Jay
    Tee Jay 7 месяцев назад +1

    That's because Clinton has a black son so he's kiss black kids before.

  • Raider Nation
    Raider Nation 7 месяцев назад +1

    Did not laugh once

    • ervin B
      ervin B 7 месяцев назад

      Raider Nation then your probably depressed

    • Mckenzie .Latham
      Mckenzie .Latham 7 месяцев назад

      who cares?

  • tim sering
    tim sering 7 месяцев назад

    The title said terrorists don't take black hostages...all he did was talk politics ???

    • Mckenzie .Latham
      Mckenzie .Latham 7 месяцев назад

      yeah those first five minutes had nothing about terrorists or black hostages at all.

  • Ayush Rawat
    Ayush Rawat 7 месяцев назад +1

    Hahah hah hahhahah
    USA have wasted so much money on the security of Obama

  • Enrique Rembert
    Enrique Rembert 7 месяцев назад


  • Holi Phuc
    Holi Phuc 7 месяцев назад

    Cause they're afraid to get a disease?

  • MAX AJ
    MAX AJ 7 месяцев назад


  • Judith Osorio
    Judith Osorio 7 месяцев назад +1

    Funny as heck, but the profanity is too much.

  • clovis ngwa
    clovis ngwa 7 месяцев назад

    Hahahaha hahahaha.

  • Loco Brodie
    Loco Brodie 7 месяцев назад

    Dave you the man !!!

  • Jordan Dahl
    Jordan Dahl 7 месяцев назад +7

    "We have 5 black- ... Hello?"

  • WhenCornAttacks
    WhenCornAttacks 7 месяцев назад

    I guess the thing about white people not talking about their political beliefs isn't true anymore. It's all most white people talk about now!

  • Buck Fush
    Buck Fush 7 месяцев назад +1

    Because you hey know that black people are also oppressed.

  • Al James
    Al James 7 месяцев назад +1


  • Tracie T
    Tracie T 7 месяцев назад +1

    Still true today!

  • King Eazy Kill
    King Eazy Kill 7 месяцев назад +1

    Best ever

  • Brian Borstein
    Brian Borstein 7 месяцев назад

    Excuse me Whitehouse? We have 3 black...click. Hello?

  • David Bogard
    David Bogard 7 месяцев назад

    Getting Texas Plains of old in da house.

  • Jake Aminia
    Jake Aminia 7 месяцев назад

    Talking about George bush with cocaine, JFK did the same

  • andres diaz
    andres diaz 7 месяцев назад

    5:25 Black guy in the left pops out outta nowhere

  • Blanche Konieczka
    Blanche Konieczka 7 месяцев назад +1

    I always talk about my political affiliations. Guess I'm not white, I'm just passin'.

  • mudpie Njune
    mudpie Njune 7 месяцев назад

    Every president has had premarital affairs, Clinton was just caught.

  • mudpie Njune
    mudpie Njune 7 месяцев назад

    Damn right hmmmm mmmh black passengers never the ones terrorist target ,they know we broke and not going for that hostage shit. They won't get a damn thing accomplished having to kill a escaping black ass hostage every five minutes terrorists won't have survivors to negotiate with , lmfao

  • jetshockey5
    jetshockey5 7 месяцев назад

    What year did he perform this?

    • jetshockey5
      jetshockey5 7 месяцев назад

      Gomeshock Damn it was that long ago? He doesn't age.

    • Gomeshock
      Gomeshock 7 месяцев назад

      jetshockey5 2000. Name of the special is "Killing Them Softly."

  • Vineet R
    Vineet R 7 месяцев назад +1

    He'd be selling Nuclear secrets for $20-30😂