Dave Chapelle: Why Terrorists Won't take black People As Hostages

Комментарии: 9 435

  • Abraxas ‍
    Abraxas ‍ 15 часов назад

    Cmere lil nigger baby

  • Al Fresca
    Al Fresca 3 дня назад

    Terrorists are begging for love and we invite them to kill.
    You don't give them love by giving them their way silly.

  • sbowesuk
    sbowesuk 12 дней назад +1

    Oh look, another african american comedian making "white people" jokes.

    Listen, if you're going to preach about how you're not treated equally, you might want to start by not bringing race into every conversation, thus widening the divide. You're literally aggravating the very issue you keep complaining about.

    Put simply, if you don't want racism to be a thing, stop making race a thing, period.

  • Brett Moore
    Brett Moore 14 дней назад

    "Come here lil nigger baby"


  • Tyler Pruett
    Tyler Pruett 14 дней назад

    Because white people pay all your bills and nobody would pay for you lol

  • Khalid Alamin
    Khalid Alamin 14 дней назад +1

    Dey is treatn us good... we are Chillin n Shit 😂😂😂😂😂😂 THE GOAT

  • Death Rager
    Death Rager 14 дней назад

    the more u watch old chappelle, the more u realise the new one is a clone. new chappelle aint half as funny as old one. i know people change, but not in a downspiral. especially not comedians.

  • Sean John
    Sean John 14 дней назад

    too funny

  • Essix
    Essix 14 дней назад +1

    This guy could do a great heath leger joker impression

  • David Santos
    David Santos 14 дней назад

    Anybody can be held hostage .

  • David Santos
    David Santos 14 дней назад

    Lol, but they took all those Africans in Africa hostage, what do you call that ?!

  • EuroSpeed
    EuroSpeed 15 дней назад +1

    I want this Dave back

  • Christian Raynes
    Christian Raynes 15 дней назад

    "Come here nigger baby" 😂😂

  • SunMoon Stars&Me
    SunMoon Stars&Me 16 дней назад

    Trump just did this. Lol he pick a black baby up and kids her lol

  • Cali Bra
    Cali Bra 16 дней назад

    I absolutely love our original Israelites God's chosen people!

  • L M
    L M 16 дней назад +1

    Damn, that shot at 2:00, it must feel good to see that.

  • Donna McDonald
    Donna McDonald 16 дней назад

    That Trump now with Putin.

  • 'Shakil HC'
    'Shakil HC' 17 дней назад +1

    "come here lil nigger baby" mwaaah 😂😂

  • richard nicolas
    richard nicolas 17 дней назад

    Actually they take

  • steve gazzio
    steve gazzio 17 дней назад

    He looks at their character. What did he say about trump originally LOL ..

  • rickysnow400
    rickysnow400 17 дней назад

    haha you fucking idiots who make political claims off of comedians logic. its a fucking comedian. his logic is flawed by default

  • rickysnow400
    rickysnow400 17 дней назад

    White people don't talk about politics because everyone gets but hurt and screams racism or sexism. The left has claimed that its okay to punch someone who says something that offends them. The right owns almost all of the guns, I don think the left really wants to start the battle.

  • M Dizzle
    M Dizzle 17 дней назад

    Id vote for Clinton again if I could.....Hahahha Dead

  • kiyonexus
    kiyonexus 18 дней назад

    Chris Tucker is better

  • CelticsFan 101
    CelticsFan 101 18 дней назад +1

    Get over here nigger baby😂😂😂😂

  • Chris Swinerton
    Chris Swinerton 19 дней назад +1

    because white people are more valuable

  • Frantic Carnival
    Frantic Carnival 19 дней назад

    White people don't give a shit about blacks, that's why blacks are not hostages.

  • chronischtelaat
    chronischtelaat 19 дней назад

    "I don't look at their policies, I just look at their personalities when I vote" This stupidity is what's wrong with America. I don't know if people there just don't want to learn from their mistakes or that they just are too dumb. Probably both.

  • Nic Mobil
    Nic Mobil 19 дней назад

    Another fucking fool

  • Evelyn King
    Evelyn King 20 дней назад

    xD !!!!!!!

  • C O
    C O 20 дней назад

    Hahaha sad comedians can't be funny anymore because PC culture won't allow it. Chappelle was part of a bear extinct breed of comedians that could make fun of any race, color, religion, gender, whatever and it was hilarious. He could make fun of white people all day and I find it hysterical. Libtards are waaaaaaaay to sensitive now.

  • bshaq1512
    bshaq1512 20 дней назад

    That's not true. Guys at work have no problem talking about voting for Trump. Wish they'd keep it to themselves.

  • Tracie Jenkins
    Tracie Jenkins 20 дней назад +1

    That's because Clinton has a black son so he's kiss black kids before.

  • Raider Nation
    Raider Nation 20 дней назад +1

    Did not laugh once

    • ervin B
      ervin B 19 дней назад

      Raider Nation then your probably depressed

    • Mckenzie .Latham
      Mckenzie .Latham 20 дней назад

      who cares?

  • tim sering
    tim sering 21 день назад

    The title said terrorists don't take black hostages...all he did was talk politics ???

    • Mckenzie .Latham
      Mckenzie .Latham 20 дней назад

      yeah those first five minutes had nothing about terrorists or black hostages at all.

  • Ayush Rawat
    Ayush Rawat 21 день назад +1

    Hahah hah hahhahah
    USA have wasted so much money on the security of Obama

  • Enrique Rembert
    Enrique Rembert 21 день назад


  • Holi Phuc
    Holi Phuc 21 день назад

    Cause they're afraid to get a disease?

  • StoneThug Music
    StoneThug Music 22 дня назад +1

    *Every Racist Has A Black Friend*  The #1 Music Download of The Day
    Share and Order You're Right here  "  ( cdbaby.com/cd/stonethug52 )

  • Max's Basement
    Max's Basement 22 дня назад


  • Judith Osorio
    Judith Osorio 22 дня назад +1

    Funny as heck, but the profanity is too much.

  • clovis ngwa
    clovis ngwa 22 дня назад

    Hahahaha hahahaha.

  • Taufic #93
    Taufic #93 22 дня назад


  • Loco Brodie
    Loco Brodie 22 дня назад

    Dave you the man !!!

  • Jordan Dahl
    Jordan Dahl 22 дня назад +2

    "We have 5 black- ... Hello?"

  • WhenCornAttacks
    WhenCornAttacks 22 дня назад

    I guess the thing about white people not talking about their political beliefs isn't true anymore. It's all most white people talk about now!

  • Buck Fush
    Buck Fush 23 дня назад +1

    Because you hey know that black people are also oppressed.

  • Al James
    Al James 23 дня назад +1


  • Tracie T
    Tracie T 23 дня назад +1

    Still true today!

  • B B
    B B 23 дня назад +1

    Best ever

  • Brian Borstein
    Brian Borstein 24 дня назад

    Excuse me Whitehouse? We have 3 black...click. Hello?

  • David Bogard
    David Bogard 24 дня назад

    Getting Texas Plains of old in da house.

  • J7ake 3
    J7ake 3 24 дня назад

    Talking about George bush with cocaine, JFK did the same

  • andres diaz
    andres diaz 24 дня назад

    5:25 Black guy in the left pops out outta nowhere

  • Blanche Konieczka
    Blanche Konieczka 25 дней назад +1

    I always talk about my political affiliations. Guess I'm not white, I'm just passin'.

  • Toushia Mason
    Toushia Mason 25 дней назад

    Every president has had premarital affairs, Clinton was just caught.

  • Toushia Mason
    Toushia Mason 25 дней назад

    Damn right hmmmm mmmh black passengers never the ones terrorist target ,they know we broke and not going for that hostage shit. They won't get a damn thing accomplished having to kill a escaping black ass hostage every five minutes terrorists won't have survivors to negotiate with , lmfao

  • jetshockey5
    jetshockey5 25 дней назад

    What year did he perform this?

    • jetshockey5
      jetshockey5 21 день назад

      Gomeshock Damn it was that long ago? He doesn't age.

    • Gomeshock
      Gomeshock 21 день назад

      jetshockey5 2000. Name of the special is "Killing Them Softly."

  • Vineet R
    Vineet R 25 дней назад +1

    He'd be selling Nuclear secrets for $20-30😂

  • Musoko
    Musoko 25 дней назад +1

    The person below me needs to try and lick they're elbow :3

  • Kevin Alvarado
    Kevin Alvarado 25 дней назад +1

    Common sign the treaty baby

  • Sakai Jones
    Sakai Jones 26 дней назад +1

    Because he was chinese, I was wondering why he was talking like that? 😂😂

  • Rollin Loud
    Rollin Loud 26 дней назад +1

    4:37 gets me every time

  • Flyin G
    Flyin G 27 дней назад +1

    He is funny😂😂😂😂

  • Jason Wright
    Jason Wright 27 дней назад

    ISIL has been and continues to slaughter tens of thousands of black Africans, to the point where they have almost been eliminated from large parts of Libya...Just sayin.

  • Thomas Norgate
    Thomas Norgate 28 дней назад


  • Edi2003
    Edi2003 28 дней назад +3

    It's 2017, still no black hostages...😂

  • E R
    E R 28 дней назад

    That was some fire

  • wisconsin warlock
    wisconsin warlock 28 дней назад

    chappelle/carlin > louis ck/kevin hart hoe ass

  • Rene Dominique
    Rene Dominique 29 дней назад

    OMFG the man kills me !

  • Ethan Norman
    Ethan Norman 29 дней назад


  • Forrest Gump
    Forrest Gump 29 дней назад

    "We got 5 blacks hostage at the bank!" OK. We'll pay you 5 bucks to keep them.

  • Paul Chamberlin
    Paul Chamberlin 29 дней назад

    This BasTURD.. is a Real racist against whites.

  • Shalashaska 994
    Shalashaska 994 29 дней назад

    Description accurate

  • rawdawg15
    rawdawg15 Месяц назад

    Its a secret because we know with 90% certainty who YOU are voting for and don't want to get into a heated discussion

  • Mart Mcfly
    Mart Mcfly Месяц назад

    Did GOD create you?
    Did JESUS die for u?
    Is hell real?
    Is JESUS coming back?

    Do yourself a Favor... Answer these questions!

    Ps don't assume you'll have tomorrow to do it!

    That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord JESUS, and shalt believe in thine heart that GOD hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved

    Romans 10:9

  • Antonio Balbuena
    Antonio Balbuena Месяц назад

    Kevin hart will never come close to Dave chapelles level 💯 the best comedian of my generation I'm 28 BTW

  • MGSBigBoss77
    MGSBigBoss77 Месяц назад

    *"No let him finish! I will sign the treaty"* ROTFLMAO-copter! lol damn that was too much.

  • Kathy Davis
    Kathy Davis Месяц назад

    Live sexmovies

  • Kathy Davis
    Kathy Davis Месяц назад


  • Kathy Davis
    Kathy Davis Месяц назад


  • sw Detroit CondeTMC
    sw Detroit CondeTMC Месяц назад +1

    Sept 2017 still watching this and it's still the shit, who else here in 2017?!?!

  • Brian Chandler
    Brian Chandler Месяц назад

    They all then found out that Clinton fucked over black people in America lmfao

  • Glo o63 breezy
    Glo o63 breezy Месяц назад

    I would rate this a 4 out of ten

  • walter white
    walter white Месяц назад


  • Entropy
    Entropy Месяц назад +1


  • Carlos Diaz
    Carlos Diaz Месяц назад


  • George Page
    George Page Месяц назад

    Me and my friends use to watch Chappelle Show every Wednesday night back in college.

  • Dave Kane
    Dave Kane Месяц назад

    Obama admitted to doing cocaine. I wonder if Dave held him to the same standard.

  • andrea bautista
    andrea bautista Месяц назад

    No matter what he talks about dave always makes me laugh lol, i love his prince and charlie murphy skit lmao

  • Princess Bubblee
    Princess Bubblee Месяц назад

    Yeah, yeah, ain't we black people special, we so damn special. WE GET IT.

  • Mart Mcfly
    Mart Mcfly Месяц назад

    That if thou shalt confess with thy mouth the Lord JESUS, and shalt believe in thine heart that GOD hath raised him from the dead, thou shalt be saved

    Romans 10:9

  • Daniel Corregan
    Daniel Corregan Месяц назад

    Das racist!

  • Robert L Arnold Jr
    Robert L Arnold Jr Месяц назад

    say that on 911 nigger you is uneducated go back to africa

    • FlyBoyZay FlyBoyZay
      FlyBoyZay FlyBoyZay 28 дней назад

      Robert L Arnold Jr That was uncalled for just enjoy the video

  • Johnny Amezcua
    Johnny Amezcua Месяц назад

    So true

  • Tomás Alves
    Tomás Alves Месяц назад

    If this video didnt had those retarded claping at every punchline, we not only could understand it, or even better, itd be funnier...

  • Ryan Parsons
    Ryan Parsons Месяц назад

    As a Caucasian male I feel like I'm being racially abused

  • DarthCruciare87
    DarthCruciare87 Месяц назад

    "That's ok for a mayor, but not for a president." Predicted Rob Ford before he was a thing.

    • DarthCruciare87
      DarthCruciare87 18 дней назад

      I know, I was just being funny, or trying to be in any case.

    • Andre D
      Andre D 18 дней назад

      DarthCruciare87, He was actually referring to DC Mayor Marion Barry, who, despite his love for hard drugs, was loved by quite a number of residents in DC

    ALBER PAJARES Месяц назад

    they never do, are allies,..

  • dr32803
    dr32803 Месяц назад

    dave is the Man!