Binging with Babish: The Cake from Portal

  • Published on Mar 19, 2019
  • The cake, as they say, is a lie. But this one isn't: a classic black forest gateau, soaked in kirsch and laden with cherries, served entirely without fish-shaped solid waste. Stick around after the show for a sneak peek at "Being with Babish", premiering March 22nd!
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  • Binging with Babish
    Binging with Babish  3 months ago +3868

    Just wanted to let you guys know I'm hearing y'all loud and clear - very sorry I omitted the original recipe from the game! I was short on time when I shot this last week, and figured it was so full of crazy/toxic ingredients, I should just skip it. I'mma do my best to include accurate renditions in future episodes before I go into the 'Babish' version!

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  • Kchy Park
    Kchy Park Day ago

    You should do the heavy’s sandvich

  • Santeri Koskela
    Santeri Koskela 2 days ago

    Please don't spread lies on the internet!!!!

  • Lisbeth P.
    Lisbeth P. 2 days ago

    As a german i am appalled by this Black Forest cake, but I can see it’s because of the lack of German ingredients in the USA :)

  • Robotipi
    Robotipi 2 days ago

    The cake is a lie
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  • mariofan 12305
    mariofan 12305 3 days ago

    Thanks to you, babish...

  • Tesserious
    Tesserious 3 days ago

    Schwarzwälder Kirsch!!!

  • Loops
    Loops 3 days ago

    Is it Delicious and Moist tho?

  • Spooks
    Spooks 4 days ago

    Can't believe he didn't add cranial caps, so inauthentic.

  • Im Lynx
    Im Lynx 4 days ago

    I’ve been subscribed for 3months now and I’ve always wondered who washes the dishes

  • Dolphinboi
    Dolphinboi 5 days ago +1

    I hate frosting because it tastes like death

  • WASD
    WASD 6 days ago +1

    The Cake is a Lie.

  • BlueTiger Backup
    BlueTiger Backup 6 days ago

    how many smol eg?

  • Dana Navarrete
    Dana Navarrete 6 days ago +1


  • Laurentia Editha
    Laurentia Editha 6 days ago +1

    I think you have a very attractive personality

  • Humberto's brother that stabbed him

    I thought you said black Forest gato

  • Rabit Campos
    Rabit Campos 7 days ago

    the cake is a lie

  • Mono832
    Mono832 7 days ago +1

    Looks like it’s made of raw meat 🥩

  • theblackwingedsoul
    theblackwingedsoul 7 days ago +1

    "Morello cherries"

    Eating in the name of?

  • doost g
    doost g 8 days ago +1

    Is he saying saucepan like that on purpose or..? 🤣 I die every time he says it though

  • Daniel Garcia
    Daniel Garcia 8 days ago


  • David Daniels
    David Daniels 8 days ago

    Dollops. I believe the word you were looking for is "dollops."

  • samurai
    samurai 9 days ago

    When your a gaming baker

  • Pyro Wolf
    Pyro Wolf 9 days ago

    @Bendgingwithbabish how come u didnt cut the cake with dental floss? Wouldn't it help me it even layers?

  • Mr.Blunt Addiction
    Mr.Blunt Addiction 9 days ago

    this cake is a lie, where's the fish shaped chemicals?

  • Brandon Brown
    Brandon Brown 10 days ago

    Whipped cream is the best frosting

  • Brandon Brown
    Brandon Brown 10 days ago

    Whipped cream is the best frosting

  • Alpin Art
    Alpin Art 11 days ago

    what is wrong with you?! kirsch is pretty good, any german will say that it at least isn't bad on pfannkuchen or cake. It's delicious in cake!

  • S550 Danny
    S550 Danny 11 days ago

    Yeah okay that was definitely not 2 ounces of cocoa powder

  • the_meme_machine_123
    the_meme_machine_123 11 days ago

    Insert the cake is a lie meme

  • Boni Chan
    Boni Chan 12 days ago +1

    Can you make the calzones from we bear bares? IT'S LOOKS SO APPETIZING

  • MJF
    MJF 12 days ago

    I hate when English speakers use French words like gâteau

  • Eric Essig
    Eric Essig 12 days ago

    He forgot the coconut

  • Username Taken
    Username Taken 12 days ago

    the cake is a lie

  • Turbo Mega
    Turbo Mega 12 days ago

    I know I’m kinda late on this but don‘t you dare call Kirsch disgusting

  • bippity boppity boo
    bippity boppity boo 13 days ago


  • Darth Squidward1
    Darth Squidward1 13 days ago

    This is both the Portal Cake and the Mincraft cake

  • Zach Moss
    Zach Moss 13 days ago

    What if we don’t want crouch chocolate shavings

  • Lethal Serenade
    Lethal Serenade 13 days ago

    But how'd you end up only WITH a pizza peel, I wonder...?

  • mellow Russian spectator

    You angered the birthday Gods with that wish so they punished you

  • rolf alain j yasa yasa

    Everything in portal is fish shape

  • Jean Kirschtein
    Jean Kirschtein 14 days ago


  • Gq
    Gq 14 days ago

    are you single?

  • Chickpea Gamer
    Chickpea Gamer 15 days ago

    5:05 dollop*

  • Cassie Frasier
    Cassie Frasier 15 days ago

    i wish that chocolate bar was my face

  • 胡友裕
    胡友裕 15 days ago

    I hate those fruits in chocolate cakes.

  • Fred Noegel
    Fred Noegel 15 days ago

    Portal fans behold! 👌👌👌👌

  • Tastee
    Tastee 16 days ago

    This vidya better be a lie

  • coffeemug190 98
    coffeemug190 98 16 days ago +1

    I thought the cherries were eyes

  • Crista Coffey
    Crista Coffey 17 days ago

    THE CAKE IS A LIE!!!!!

  • Eon FN
    Eon FN 18 days ago

    Fish shaped shit isn’t here

  • Infammo
    Infammo 18 days ago

    You pronounce it aluminium?! Traitor!

  • Gabriel Yusuf
    Gabriel Yusuf 18 days ago

    We make a kirch ice cream at my work and everyone hates it. Idont know why its super delicious.

  • Cj Schneider
    Cj Schneider 19 days ago

    How did 1k dislike this? I don't understand.

  • Doctor Doom
    Doctor Doom 19 days ago

    looove your channel. haate the way you say "saucepan" lol

    • Doctor Doom
      Doctor Doom 19 days ago

      would like to add ive heard you say it differently in a much older video. wonder where/why the change happened lol

  • Mr. DeSomber
    Mr. DeSomber 19 days ago


  • Mr Diino
    Mr Diino 19 days ago

    So the cake is not a lie anymore?

  • IceMan jr.
    IceMan jr. 19 days ago


  • Ippiki Õkami
    Ippiki Õkami 19 days ago

    It's a shame that the cake is a lie otherwise I'd make it myself

  • weify
    weify 19 days ago +5

    "I'm gonna make a wish, even though it's not my birthday. Ow. That's what I get for making a wish when it's not my birthday"

  • Thorn Runestone
    Thorn Runestone 20 days ago

    Is this cake going to be a lie?

  • G_H_O_S_T
    G_H_O_S_T 20 days ago

    **Slams fists down on desk**

  • punpkin-314-pi
    punpkin-314-pi 20 days ago

    i love your sense of humour. “there’s gotta be a more human way to say that.” “ow, that’s what i get for making a wish.” i love it.

  • TBXF gaming
    TBXF gaming 20 days ago

    ITS A LIE!!!

  • Crown Mortal MC
    Crown Mortal MC 20 days ago

    I thought it was a minced meat cake

  • Yoda Man
    Yoda Man 20 days ago +1

    the cake is NOT a lie. everyone that thinks that just didnt watch the end credits all the way through 😜

  • Sarah F
    Sarah F 20 days ago

    Sucks that the cake is a lie

  • ELG 1
    ELG 1 20 days ago


  • Ultra_axe781
    Ultra_axe781 20 days ago

    Its a lie

  • Pulzar
    Pulzar 20 days ago

    Yo the cake is a lie.

  • FastestMemeInTheWest
    FastestMemeInTheWest 20 days ago

    “Fish shaped solid waste”

    CLOUD 20 days ago

    Im dissapointed you didnt follow the recipe

  • Snow_Bitzz
    Snow_Bitzz 21 day ago


  • Pistol Pete
    Pistol Pete 21 day ago

    This was a triumph

  • Entity
    Entity 21 day ago

    T H E C A K E I S A L I E

  • newtdapple
    newtdapple 21 day ago

    It would be really cool if you could make pierogies from the video game Night in the Woods.

  • Konahrik
    Konahrik 21 day ago +1

    This was a triumph
    I'm making a note here

  • K80
    K80 21 day ago

    Whipped cream doesn’t belong on any cake that isn’t an angel food cake.

  • poopity scoop
    poopity scoop 21 day ago

    after finishing the hunger games calling the cakes "star-crossed lovers" is making me feel things

  • smonge 98
    smonge 98 22 days ago +11

    It‘s called “Kirsch Wasser” in Germany. Which translates to cherry water. “Kirsch” is just the abbreviation of the name used in England and France.

  • Crimson
    Crimson 22 days ago

    Even if I don't like Foret Noir I just want to eat it when I watch this video 😍

  • R3DR01D 4115
    R3DR01D 4115 22 days ago

    Don't trust the Cake
    "The Cake is a Lie"

  • Asphalt Tube: Noobness

    It's a lie

  • Nanananernayutanayutist Jupiter Ann

    You're so amazing and hilarious.

  • lil meatwad TV
    lil meatwad TV 24 days ago

    Now I'm gonna buy the fucking game just so I can look at the cake see you in about a week

  • SinisterMinister
    SinisterMinister 24 days ago

    you know he's american when he thinks kirschwasser is disgusting

  • Ecan_ cyr
    Ecan_ cyr 24 days ago

    *Cake is a lie*

  • Noid
    Noid 24 days ago +1

    Make Destiny 2 Caydes Ramen!

  • Ice Lord
    Ice Lord 24 days ago

    Next series peeing with babish

  • Hutchslover
    Hutchslover 25 days ago

    As someone from the north of germany I can't flaw this interpretation much. Pretty shure my grandma used to do very similar steps. Southeners propably found some kind of flaw though.

  • dires
    dires 26 days ago

    Don't diss the Kirsch my dude

  • acelennygaming
    acelennygaming 27 days ago

    How can you make such a cake? The cake is a lie!

  • Toastey
    Toastey 27 days ago +1

    I HATE the cherries on Schwarzwälder Kirschtorte so much. Way better with fresh cherries imo, even though its not completely like the original

  • sa99miy
    sa99miy 27 days ago

    this was a triumph

  • juniordude20 back in action

    I don't know if you're going to revisit this comment or not but you should make the candy from Jimmy Neutron

    JOHN CENA 28 days ago +12

    Kinda disappointed there was no ethyl benzene

    (it’s a joke btw i know it kills you)

  • MasterP48HD
    MasterP48HD 28 days ago


  • Nikolas Berg
    Nikolas Berg 28 days ago

    Rick and morty