Lil Dicky - Sports (Official Video)

  • Опубликовано:  4 года назад
  • 5th video off of LD's debut mixtape, "So Hard".
    Download the free mixtape at:

    Sports references out the ass.




    Juli Lopez

    Quinn Moticka

    Lyrics -

    Shots in the club like plaxico
    I'm in the corner, hot like Placido's
    And dicky fuckin flow nuts pistachio
    And like Shelvin, I know how to mack a ho

    I got girls on ma penis
    Flow is the meanest
    Not Gilbert, but I'm sellin out arenas
    Do it all day A peterson
    Because I'm tryna get paid like Revis did

    I met a French bitch, big lips, and she got a body
    Told her put that ass on moi like nnamdi
    Fight like rocky, white like Roddy
    Hoosier Daddy all knight like Booby

    Hot box ride, I can barely see
    You know I keep ma car melo like Anthony
    got bigger blunts than legarrete, smoke outta Taurus
    put Mar kief in dat philly like Morris

    anybody better better than me, good try
    I'm the best like Jahvid, but I'm not lion
    Not even a ear biting
    Ma pockets fat with green, so Rex Ryan

    I ball for the bucks like Luke Richard Mbah a moute,
    but I'm a fuckin superstar
    And if they ask LD where he wanna live
    Then I'ma tell 'em where markakis like Nick.

    Verse 2

    I'm tryna get a little Kevin Love
    And then I see a bad bitch starin up in the club

    She got an ass so sweet like a cinnabun
    I bet dat bitch a giant freak like Lincecum

    And so I go and approach her
    We kick it like Stover
    End of the night, I'ma ownher, hova

    Liquor make a bitch feel raunchy, horny
    So im getting big shots, Chauncey, horry
    Took her back at ma Eddie House
    And this fine ass bitch takin off her blouse

    And then ma D Rose quicka than a bull at the garden
    Dick like James from the way that it Harden
    My name ain't Charles, but I pack wood son
    Ma dick ain't Gretzky, but it's still a good one.

    She want that juice I ain't talkin bout OJ
    It's more like Mayo, something like OJ
    Okay, now her clothes are off
    And I can see her C pierced like her name was Paul

    I couldn't care less, went down feelin the flavor
    It was hairless, something like Villanueva
    Ma Rod Smart, so He Hate Me
    When I don't cover him up wit a safety

    But I coordinate that D, so I planned protection
    Had a Magnum Rolle like louisania tech did
    Put a condom on ma Ryan Braun
    Ma Hebrew hammer, then we got it on

    I was playin wit a boobie, Cavalier
    We even made a couple movies, Shaq O'Neil
    She had a real big cat, Andres Gallaraga pussy
    But I hit it hard, Troy Polamalu on that pussy

    No acting but she had a big O Oscar
    No PED's little Dicky ballin proper let's go.

    Beat - Whoomp There it is by tag Team (check out the original, legendary jam below)!-there-it-is-ep/id92300586

    My mixtape is for promotional use only. Just a dude having some fun in his room.
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Комментарии: 1 124

  • E-Step HipHop
    E-Step HipHop 4 минуты назад

    "Dick like James from the way that I Harden" 😳😂😂🙌🏻

  • mokka
    mokka 1 день назад

    "Hotbox ride, I can barely see. You know I keep my car mellow like Anthony"

    Holy shit

  • JacksTip
    JacksTip 1 день назад

    0:50 I am so glad you mentioned Nnamdi in this hahahah fuck yeah

  • dapperdanman
    dapperdanman 2 дня назад

    Dicky ya let me down on only ONE reference there bruh. Gretzky is the Great one, not the Good one!!! come on homie

  • Kristopher Levine
    Kristopher Levine 3 дня назад

    The big cat reference truly displays his love for sports

  • patrick
    patrick 4 дня назад

    please make an updated one of these lol.

  • PappalardoTheDamienGamer !
    PappalardoTheDamienGamer ! 5 дней назад

    I counted 47 sports jokes, hbu?

  • Random Commenter
    Random Commenter 7 дней назад

    Trash ass song if you can even call it a song this dude if fucking cancer

  • Jack Bassil
    Jack Bassil 11 дней назад

    this is a madness

  • Frank Plant
    Frank Plant 11 дней назад

    Football Club Barcelona Forever!

  • John Dixon
    John Dixon 12 дней назад

    Fucking legit

  • Big Planet Media
    Big Planet Media 16 дней назад

    This is a classic, bob pulled it off

  • xVG Proxy
    xVG Proxy 17 дней назад

    Lmao I love dicky (no homo)

  • tourretsguy2
    tourretsguy2 20 дней назад

    the Villanueva reference had me dying😂😂

  • Dr. Fleischkanu
    Dr. Fleischkanu 25 дней назад

    this reminds me of dope by bloodhound gang

  • Kasia
    Kasia 26 дней назад

    I think I'd be like 'OOOOH SHIT' if I knew anything about sports.

  • Noah Marcos
    Noah Marcos 29 дней назад

    I keep my car mellow like anthony

  • Jeremy Magrew
    Jeremy Magrew 29 дней назад

    Im fucking dead

  • Gavin Moran
    Gavin Moran 1 месяц назад +1

    would be good to see him and eminem together

  • memecake
    memecake 1 месяц назад

    Hows it come that it's always the jewish rappers with the "special" lyrics I love the most :'D first mac miller now him

  • Giuseppe Atzeni
    Giuseppe Atzeni 1 месяц назад

    whats the name of the song he coverd?

  • B1rdAl3rt :Gamer of The flock
    B1rdAl3rt :Gamer of The flock 1 месяц назад


  • David Ojika
    David Ojika 1 месяц назад

    You actually have some jerseys I want.

  • Damon Monias
    Damon Monias 1 месяц назад

    Lmao the Gretzky refers

  • beats producer
    beats producer 1 месяц назад

    greatest song ever end of statement

  • Gavin Decker
    Gavin Decker 1 месяц назад

    brain still gotta poop

  • Aidan Leo
    Aidan Leo 1 месяц назад

    You fuking awsome boy🖕🖕🖕🖕🏐🏉🎱🏓🏸🎾⚾️🏈🏀⚽️

  • Chuck Keough
    Chuck Keough 1 месяц назад

    Does Lil Kicky Know Bo?

  • XStrawBerryIceX
    XStrawBerryIceX 1 месяц назад

    I’m halfway in and please tell me he does something about hockey otherwise I’ll cry lol

    • XStrawBerryIceX
      XStrawBerryIceX 1 месяц назад

      Man I like you but a Gretzky reference is it? No lemieux? No Crosby? Great song but hockey truly is an under appreciated sport lol

  • Jim Hamberg
    Jim Hamberg 1 месяц назад

    REPPIN on those Eagles. E-A-G-L-E-S!! EAGLES!!!!

  • Mariano Ovalle
    Mariano Ovalle 1 месяц назад

    I take it he's not a dallas fan? 😂

  • KidplayyMIXXO
    KidplayyMIXXO 1 месяц назад

    He couldn't say Sportscenter so instead he said Sports Shit due to copyright issues

  • Paige Taylor
    Paige Taylor 1 месяц назад

    Loob that Harry Dick for a Cunti slip
    Tugnutt out of Semin from a mighty grip
    No need for Loob in that Quackenbush
    Bitch, I smoke the kush, Clutterbuck the tush
    Cause it's all about getting that Bonk.

    HOCKEY biotch! 💜✌🏽🤘🏽

    • Paige Taylor
      Paige Taylor 1 месяц назад

      Not saying I'm good (I am), but I only caught one hockey reference, yo!

  • SnapWizaard Productions
    SnapWizaard Productions 1 месяц назад

    What about "My dick'll grow talla like Iguodala

  • Lewis Diaz
    Lewis Diaz 1 месяц назад

    Damn he dissed my boys. #DC4L

  • Cydhna Lithic
    Cydhna Lithic 1 месяц назад

    H e b r e w H a m m e r

  • iWinRar
    iWinRar 1 месяц назад

    glad u included a packer

  • Conor
    Conor 1 месяц назад +2

    That Nnamdi bar has got to be one of the best wordplays ever 🔥🔥

    • Nick Waycaster
      Nick Waycaster 25 дней назад

      Conor I was litterally scrollin through surprised that no one had mentioned the Nnamdi line, that's a hard name to make a pun about

  • lunerlilly
    lunerlilly 1 месяц назад

    omg all the ref xD

  • yashaswit singh
    yashaswit singh 1 месяц назад

    The video reminds me of dylan

  • Murph Dawg
    Murph Dawg 1 месяц назад

    Why did he shout out Placido Polanco in a song? I'm sorry, but Phillies great or not, just no

  • RoKetBunyy
    RoKetBunyy 1 месяц назад +1

    Definitely recorded this in his garage🤣

  • Bryan Phelps
    Bryan Phelps 1 месяц назад

    I love the reference to extreme football. Lol

  • Dark playz
    Dark playz 1 месяц назад

    Ayyy lil dicky be rockin that blazers jersey at 0:23 lets go blazers

    • Dark playz
      Dark playz 1 месяц назад

      I'm from Portland too

  • Rj Anon
    Rj Anon 1 месяц назад

    Damn he had to fry the Lions lol.. NO FLY ZONE

  • corey baker
    corey baker 1 месяц назад

    who tf wants to live in Baltimore

  • V Paz
    V Paz 1 месяц назад

    fuck lil Dicky!🔥

  • Jameis WINston #SiegeTheDay
    Jameis WINston #SiegeTheDay 1 месяц назад

    Dude. Dicky might be like a joke rapper but his flow is actually ridiculous...

  • Jackson Hayes
    Jackson Hayes 1 месяц назад

    go ducky go ducky go in dying

  • Jacobe Allen
    Jacobe Allen 1 месяц назад +1

    he should have a colts jersey

  • PSG Wrigglee
    PSG Wrigglee 1 месяц назад

    My dick ain't Gretzky but it's still a good one

  • steven curry
    steven curry 1 месяц назад

    disrespect to its fullest. Can't believe he threw down that cowboys jersey.

  • Ethan Hollinger
    Ethan Hollinger 1 месяц назад

    bruhhhhh he fucking got on Charlie villanuevas ass like Kevin Garnett did

  • Kaden Melton
    Kaden Melton 1 месяц назад

    How many metaphors were in this song

  • Gus Woolf
    Gus Woolf 1 месяц назад +1

    ayy what up lil dicky i see that st Joe's jersey i go there now

  • max gustafson
    max gustafson 1 месяц назад

    "I can see her c pierced like her name was paul" fire ass bar

  • Raj Singh
    Raj Singh 1 месяц назад

    that davidson steph curry jersey is fuego

  • Alysa Jane Martin
    Alysa Jane Martin 1 месяц назад

    This needs to get on spotify in 2017. fr.

  • Ginac
    Ginac 2 месяца назад

    pun rap ?

  • Joel Graves
    Joel Graves 2 месяца назад

    when you sat good one instead of great one when referring to gretzky...

  • Rock Smith
    Rock Smith 2 месяца назад

    wonder if him and rone know each other

  • The Jack
    The Jack 2 месяца назад

    Where did he get that Michael Jordan Wizards jersey?

  • TuffGuy Rio
    TuffGuy Rio 2 месяца назад

    Wordplay on another level

  • Mike Rennie
    Mike Rennie 2 месяца назад

    And then ma D Rose quicker than a bull at the garden
    Dick like James from the way that it Harden

  • Zonker 05
    Zonker 05 2 месяца назад

    was the 42 total sports references a possible reference to Jackie Robinson?

  • QuaySmoothTV
    QuaySmoothTV 2 месяца назад

    Remind me of Eminem for some reason

  • Juan Rivera
    Juan Rivera 2 месяца назад

    Kelly Slater?

  • DeftZeppelin
    DeftZeppelin 2 месяца назад

    is this a reference to Bloodhound Gang?

  • Michael Martin
    Michael Martin 2 месяца назад


  • Angelo Crawford
    Angelo Crawford 2 месяца назад

    One of the funniest people on the olanet

  • Zodiak34
    Zodiak34 2 месяца назад

    was only waiting for a hockey reference the whole time.
    that gretzky joke was too easy.
    i was left as disappointed as the oilers fans have been the past 20 years

  • Sir Joshy
    Sir Joshy 2 месяца назад

    I got you on movies and game knowledge tho

  • mike menard
    mike menard 2 месяца назад

    That Jason Williams jersey tho. *fire emoji*

  • Cailon Delano
    Cailon Delano 2 месяца назад

    If you know sports... This has to be easily the greatest sports song ever made by a mile ...

  • Isaiah Warwick
    Isaiah Warwick 2 месяца назад

    the carmelo anthony bar might be the best...

  • KusanagiMotoko100
    KusanagiMotoko100 2 месяца назад

    Loved the old school beat.

  • Windows Desktop
    Windows Desktop 2 месяца назад

    It's like he heard 50's How to Rob.
    And turned into sports. lmao

  • Alex Hutcheson
    Alex Hutcheson 2 месяца назад

    This is creativity at its fucking finest

  • WhatTheHellRS
    WhatTheHellRS 2 месяца назад

    i want that seahawks jacket

  • Quavo YxRxN NBA
    Quavo YxRxN NBA 2 месяца назад

    Lil dicky aka white Jesus lol Im dead

  • Chad Freund
    Chad Freund 2 месяца назад

    I almost watched sports, but there's sport on tv. Harden got 40

    • Chad Freund
      Chad Freund 2 месяца назад

      Pop is pissed, gasol tried tghdw

  • Dinah Diaz
    Dinah Diaz 2 месяца назад

    Dude went so hard, had me googling my own college's player. Fucking Magnum Rolle, what an obscure piece of knowledge

  • Tonya Smith
    Tonya Smith 2 месяца назад

    this niggas weak as fuck I don't listen to white rap

  • Clayton Dickerson
    Clayton Dickerson 2 месяца назад

    this guy is so genius it hurts my brain

  • Jonathan Perez
    Jonathan Perez 2 месяца назад

    Dallas Cowboys!!!!! FUCK Philly!!!

  • Will Sloan
    Will Sloan 2 месяца назад


  • Murax
    Murax 2 месяца назад

    i dont recall seeing a mavericks or falcons jersey lol

  • TranmereBros
    TranmereBros 2 месяца назад

    Why does he remind me of Adam sandler

  • Stealth Bomber Gaming
    Stealth Bomber Gaming 2 месяца назад


  • EJ T
    EJ T 3 месяца назад

    i had to wait two and a half minutes for a steelers reference lol Legarrette Blount doesnt count lol

  • Brett Truax
    Brett Truax 3 месяца назад

    Korky motherfucker. :D luh it

  • Chris Wright
    Chris Wright 3 месяца назад

    I see one hockey reference this entire song... Breaks my heart

  • Meme Lord
    Meme Lord 3 месяца назад

    Man lil dicky is a legend lol

  • Elijah Nixon
    Elijah Nixon 3 месяца назад

    This made my balls tingle a little bit no lie 😂😂😂

  • Allen E
    Allen E 3 месяца назад

    What is the base track of this song?

  • Hunter O'Connor
    Hunter O'Connor 3 месяца назад

    "My name ain't Charles but i pack WoodSon"😂😂😂

  • Xavier Hayes
    Xavier Hayes 3 месяца назад

    example of a low budget video

  • MyRoywine
    MyRoywine 3 месяца назад

    funny shit guys

  • Dylan Daniel
    Dylan Daniel 3 месяца назад

    he reminds me of a newer funnier hoodie allen for some reason