Lil Dicky - Sports (Official Video)

  • Опубликовано:  4 года назад
  • 5th video off of LD's debut mixtape, "So Hard".
    Download the free mixtape at:

    Sports references out the ass.




    Juli Lopez

    Quinn Moticka

    Lyrics -

    Shots in the club like plaxico
    I'm in the corner, hot like Placido's
    And dicky fuckin flow nuts pistachio
    And like Shelvin, I know how to mack a ho

    I got girls on ma penis
    Flow is the meanest
    Not Gilbert, but I'm sellin out arenas
    Do it all day A peterson
    Because I'm tryna get paid like Revis did

    I met a French bitch, big lips, and she got a body
    Told her put that ass on moi like nnamdi
    Fight like rocky, white like Roddy
    Hoosier Daddy all knight like Booby

    Hot box ride, I can barely see
    You know I keep ma car melo like Anthony
    got bigger blunts than legarrete, smoke outta Taurus
    put Mar kief in dat philly like Morris

    anybody better better than me, good try
    I'm the best like Jahvid, but I'm not lion
    Not even a ear biting
    Ma pockets fat with green, so Rex Ryan

    I ball for the bucks like Luke Richard Mbah a moute,
    but I'm a fuckin superstar
    And if they ask LD where he wanna live
    Then I'ma tell 'em where markakis like Nick.

    Verse 2

    I'm tryna get a little Kevin Love
    And then I see a bad bitch starin up in the club

    She got an ass so sweet like a cinnabun
    I bet dat bitch a giant freak like Lincecum

    And so I go and approach her
    We kick it like Stover
    End of the night, I'ma ownher, hova

    Liquor make a bitch feel raunchy, horny
    So im getting big shots, Chauncey, horry
    Took her back at ma Eddie House
    And this fine ass bitch takin off her blouse

    And then ma D Rose quicka than a bull at the garden
    Dick like James from the way that it Harden
    My name ain't Charles, but I pack wood son
    Ma dick ain't Gretzky, but it's still a good one.

    She want that juice I ain't talkin bout OJ
    It's more like Mayo, something like OJ
    Okay, now her clothes are off
    And I can see her C pierced like her name was Paul

    I couldn't care less, went down feelin the flavor
    It was hairless, something like Villanueva
    Ma Rod Smart, so He Hate Me
    When I don't cover him up wit a safety

    But I coordinate that D, so I planned protection
    Had a Magnum Rolle like louisania tech did
    Put a condom on ma Ryan Braun
    Ma Hebrew hammer, then we got it on

    I was playin wit a boobie, Cavalier
    We even made a couple movies, Shaq O'Neil
    She had a real big cat, Andres Gallaraga pussy
    But I hit it hard, Troy Polamalu on that pussy

    No acting but she had a big O Oscar
    No PED's little Dicky ballin proper let's go.

    Beat - Whoomp There it is by tag Team (check out the original, legendary jam below)!-there-it-is-ep/id92300586

    My mixtape is for promotional use only. Just a dude having some fun in his room.
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  • Длительность: 3:07
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Комментарии: 1 153

  • Pop-Rock Marketing
    Pop-Rock Marketing 21 час назад

    Javied Best was definitely not the best.

  • Adam theros
    Adam theros 2 дня назад

    I love lil dicky

  • Connor Mccabe
    Connor Mccabe 5 дней назад

    Did anyone else think he was gonna talk about sports and not make a song?or is it just me?

  • Fuckhands Mcmike
    Fuckhands Mcmike 9 дней назад +1

    "I ball for the Bucks like Luc Richard M'Bah a Moute but I'm a fucking superstar" UNDERATED LINE

  • beamerball4420
    beamerball4420 9 дней назад

    The Ed Cota UNC Jersey is priceless LMAO!

  • LaMelo AntHony GOAT HALLOFFAMe15
    LaMelo AntHony GOAT HALLOFFAMe15 9 дней назад


  • Ace Da Boss
    Ace Da Boss 10 дней назад

    This nigga is a clown

  • daLight
    daLight 10 дней назад

    Andres Galarraga was a really big cat!!

  • Zeb Thompson
    Zeb Thompson 22 дня назад

    his behavior reminds me of Will Smith's character in Fresh Prince,

  • TheTEN24
    TheTEN24 23 дня назад

    Incredible rap

  • Slimshaedy
    Slimshaedy 25 дней назад

    He remind me so much Slimshaedy of Eminem

  • Robert Braun
    Robert Braun 25 дней назад

    But I hit it hard, polamalu on that pussy.

    fucking amazing lol

  • Dakota Resler
    Dakota Resler 29 дней назад

    Troy palamalu on that pussy XD I'm done

  • Mike Boucher
    Mike Boucher Месяц назад +1

    told her put that ass on me like nnamdi (asomugha)

  • Sebastian Sandoval
    Sebastian Sandoval Месяц назад

    The best part 2:36 got me dyingg😂😂😂😂

  • DReal Underdogger
    DReal Underdogger Месяц назад

    I don't know about anybody else watching, but this is in my opinion the best pun/wordplay rap ever. Almost every single line was another pun regarding a pro players name. And then the "story" while continuing the puns was so phenomenal. Way to go Dicky 👏👏👏

  • Cullen O'Brien
    Cullen O'Brien Месяц назад

    How does this on have 6.6 million views? damn.

  • Yousif Abuhamad
    Yousif Abuhamad Месяц назад

    Slight burn on Villanueva

  • hi53335
    hi53335 Месяц назад

    Should have said he beat the pussy like ray rice beat his girl 😂

  • Kyle Fenton
    Kyle Fenton Месяц назад

    Fly eagles fly

  • fabian kaine hernandez
    fabian kaine hernandez Месяц назад


  • dubseedz757
    dubseedz757 Месяц назад

    Lol I fucking love him...

  • Pó L
    Pó L Месяц назад

    I don't usually like dicky, but damn

  • E-Step HipHop
    E-Step HipHop Месяц назад

    "Dick like James from the way that I Harden" 😳😂😂🙌🏻

  • mokka
    mokka 2 месяца назад

    "Hotbox ride, I can barely see. You know I keep my car mellow like Anthony"

    Holy shit

  • JacksTip
    JacksTip 2 месяца назад

    0:50 I am so glad you mentioned Nnamdi in this hahahah fuck yeah

  • dapperdanman
    dapperdanman 2 месяца назад

    Dicky ya let me down on only ONE reference there bruh. Gretzky is the Great one, not the Good one!!! come on homie

    • giovanni flazar
      giovanni flazar 5 дней назад

      He said his dick ain't Gretzky, but it's still a good one. In other words, he knows Gretzky is the Great One, as any sports fan would, but doesn't feel that his dick is great, even though it's still good.

  • Patrick G.
    Patrick G. 2 месяца назад +1

    please make an updated one of these lol.

  • PappalardoTheDamienGamer !
    PappalardoTheDamienGamer ! 2 месяца назад

    I counted 47 sports jokes, hbu?

  • Random Commenter
    Random Commenter 2 месяца назад

    Trash ass song if you can even call it a song this dude if fucking cancer

  • Jack Bassil
    Jack Bassil 2 месяца назад

    this is a madness

  • Frank Plant
    Frank Plant 2 месяца назад

    Football Club Barcelona Forever!

  • John Dixon
    John Dixon 2 месяца назад

    Fucking legit

  • Big Planet Media
    Big Planet Media 2 месяца назад

    This is a classic, bob pulled it off

  • Kxs Proxy
    Kxs Proxy 2 месяца назад

    Lmao I love dicky (no homo)

  • tourretsguy2
    tourretsguy2 2 месяца назад

    the Villanueva reference had me dying😂😂

  • Dr. Fleischkanu
    Dr. Fleischkanu 2 месяца назад

    this reminds me of dope by bloodhound gang

  • Kasia
    Kasia 2 месяца назад

    I think I'd be like 'OOOOH SHIT' if I knew anything about sports.

  • Noah Marcos
    Noah Marcos 2 месяца назад

    I keep my car mellow like anthony

  • Jeremy Magrew
    Jeremy Magrew 2 месяца назад

    Im fucking dead

  • Gavin Moran
    Gavin Moran 3 месяца назад +1

    would be good to see him and eminem together

  • memecake
    memecake 3 месяца назад

    Hows it come that it's always the jewish rappers with the "special" lyrics I love the most :'D first mac miller now him

  • Giuseppe Atzeni
    Giuseppe Atzeni 3 месяца назад

    whats the name of the song he coverd?

    ITZ HEWIE 3 месяца назад


  • David Ojika
    David Ojika 3 месяца назад

    You actually have some jerseys I want.

  • Live Legacy
    Live Legacy 3 месяца назад

    Lmao the Gretzky refers

  • beats producer
    beats producer 3 месяца назад

    greatest song ever end of statement

  • Trippy Stoner
    Trippy Stoner 3 месяца назад

    brain still gotta poop

  • Aidan Leo
    Aidan Leo 3 месяца назад

    You fuking awsome boy🖕🖕🖕🖕🏐🏉🎱🏓🏸🎾⚾️🏈🏀⚽️

  • Chuck Keough
    Chuck Keough 3 месяца назад

    Does Lil Kicky Know Bo?

  • XStrawBerryIceX
    XStrawBerryIceX 3 месяца назад

    I’m halfway in and please tell me he does something about hockey otherwise I’ll cry lol

    • XStrawBerryIceX
      XStrawBerryIceX 3 месяца назад

      Man I like you but a Gretzky reference is it? No lemieux? No Crosby? Great song but hockey truly is an under appreciated sport lol

  • Jim Hamberg
    Jim Hamberg 3 месяца назад

    REPPIN on those Eagles. E-A-G-L-E-S!! EAGLES!!!!

  • Mariano Ovalle
    Mariano Ovalle 3 месяца назад

    I take it he's not a dallas fan? 😂

  • KidplayyMIXXO
    KidplayyMIXXO 3 месяца назад

    He couldn't say Sportscenter so instead he said Sports Shit due to copyright issues

  • Paige Taylor
    Paige Taylor 3 месяца назад

    Loob that Harry Dick for a Cunti slip
    Tugnutt out of Semin from a mighty grip
    No need for Loob in that Quackenbush
    Bitch, I smoke the kush, Clutterbuck the tush
    Cause it's all about getting that Bonk.

    HOCKEY biotch! 💜✌🏽🤘🏽

    • Paige Taylor
      Paige Taylor 3 месяца назад

      Not saying I'm good (I am), but I only caught one hockey reference, yo!

  • SnapWizaard Productions
    SnapWizaard Productions 3 месяца назад

    What about "My dick'll grow talla like Iguodala

  • Lewis Diaz
    Lewis Diaz 3 месяца назад

    Damn he dissed my boys. #DC4L

  • Cydhna Lithic
    Cydhna Lithic 3 месяца назад

    H e b r e w H a m m e r

  • iWinRar
    iWinRar 3 месяца назад

    glad u included a packer

  • Conor
    Conor 3 месяца назад +2

    That Nnamdi bar has got to be one of the best wordplays ever 🔥🔥

    • Nick Waycaster
      Nick Waycaster 2 месяца назад +2

      Conor I was litterally scrollin through surprised that no one had mentioned the Nnamdi line, that's a hard name to make a pun about

  • lunerlilly
    lunerlilly 3 месяца назад

    omg all the ref xD

  • yashaswit singh
    yashaswit singh 3 месяца назад

    The video reminds me of dylan

  • Murph Dawg
    Murph Dawg 3 месяца назад

    Why did he shout out Placido Polanco in a song? I'm sorry, but Phillies great or not, just no

  • RoKetBunyy
    RoKetBunyy 3 месяца назад +1

    Definitely recorded this in his garage🤣

  • Bryan Phelps
    Bryan Phelps 3 месяца назад

    I love the reference to extreme football. Lol

  • Dark playz
    Dark playz 3 месяца назад

    Ayyy lil dicky be rockin that blazers jersey at 0:23 lets go blazers

    • Dark playz
      Dark playz 3 месяца назад

      I'm from Portland too

  • Rj Anon
    Rj Anon 3 месяца назад

    Damn he had to fry the Lions lol.. NO FLY ZONE

  • corey baker
    corey baker 3 месяца назад

    who tf wants to live in Baltimore

  • V Paz
    V Paz 3 месяца назад

    fuck lil Dicky!🔥

  • Jameis WINston #SiegeTheDay
    Jameis WINston #SiegeTheDay 3 месяца назад

    Dude. Dicky might be like a joke rapper but his flow is actually ridiculous...

  • Jackson Hayes
    Jackson Hayes 3 месяца назад

    go ducky go ducky go in dying

  • Jacobe Allen
    Jacobe Allen 3 месяца назад +1

    he should have a colts jersey

  • PSG Wrigglee
    PSG Wrigglee 3 месяца назад

    My dick ain't Gretzky but it's still a good one

  • steven curry
    steven curry 3 месяца назад

    disrespect to its fullest. Can't believe he threw down that cowboys jersey.

  • Ethan Hollinger
    Ethan Hollinger 3 месяца назад

    bruhhhhh he fucking got on Charlie villanuevas ass like Kevin Garnett did

  • Kaden Melton
    Kaden Melton 3 месяца назад

    How many metaphors were in this song

  • Gus Woolf
    Gus Woolf 3 месяца назад +1

    ayy what up lil dicky i see that st Joe's jersey i go there now

  • max gustafson
    max gustafson 3 месяца назад

    "I can see her c pierced like her name was paul" fire ass bar

  • Raj Singh
    Raj Singh 3 месяца назад

    that davidson steph curry jersey is fuego

  • Alysa Jane Martin
    Alysa Jane Martin 3 месяца назад

    This needs to get on spotify in 2017. fr.

  • Ginac
    Ginac 3 месяца назад

    pun rap ?

  • Joel Graves
    Joel Graves 3 месяца назад

    when you sat good one instead of great one when referring to gretzky...

  • Rock Smith
    Rock Smith 4 месяца назад

    wonder if him and rone know each other

  • The Jack
    The Jack 4 месяца назад

    Where did he get that Michael Jordan Wizards jersey?

  • TuffGuy Rio
    TuffGuy Rio 4 месяца назад

    Wordplay on another level

  • Mike Rennie
    Mike Rennie 4 месяца назад

    And then ma D Rose quicker than a bull at the garden
    Dick like James from the way that it Harden

  • Zonker 05
    Zonker 05 4 месяца назад

    was the 42 total sports references a possible reference to Jackie Robinson?

  • QuavoTv
    QuavoTv 4 месяца назад

    Remind me of Eminem for some reason

  • Juan Rivera
    Juan Rivera 4 месяца назад

    Kelly Slater?

  • DefThrone
    DefThrone 4 месяца назад

    is this a reference to Bloodhound Gang?

  • Michael Martin
    Michael Martin 4 месяца назад


  • Angelo Crawford
    Angelo Crawford 4 месяца назад

    One of the funniest people on the olanet

  • Zodiak34
    Zodiak34 4 месяца назад

    was only waiting for a hockey reference the whole time.
    that gretzky joke was too easy.
    i was left as disappointed as the oilers fans have been the past 20 years

  • Sir Joshy
    Sir Joshy 4 месяца назад

    I got you on movies and game knowledge tho

  • mike menard
    mike menard 4 месяца назад

    That Jason Williams jersey tho. *fire emoji*

  • Cailon Delano
    Cailon Delano 4 месяца назад

    If you know sports... This has to be easily the greatest sports song ever made by a mile ...

  • Isaiah Warwick
    Isaiah Warwick 4 месяца назад

    the carmelo anthony bar might be the best...

  • KusanagiMotoko100
    KusanagiMotoko100 4 месяца назад

    Loved the old school beat.

  • Windows Desktop
    Windows Desktop 4 месяца назад

    It's like he heard 50's How to Rob.
    And turned into sports. lmao

  • Alex Hutcheson
    Alex Hutcheson 4 месяца назад

    This is creativity at its fucking finest