Lil Dicky - Sports (Official Video)

  • Опубликовано:  3 года назад
  • 5th video off of LD's debut mixtape, "So Hard".
    Download the free mixtape at: http://lildicky.com

    Sports references out the ass.

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    http://facebook.com/LilDickyRap

    Twitter:
    https://twitter.com/lildickytweets

    Soundcloud:
    https://soundcloud.com/lil-dicky

    DP:
    Juli Lopez

    Editor:
    Quinn Moticka


    Lyrics -

    Shots in the club like plaxico
    I'm in the corner, hot like Placido's
    And dicky fuckin flow nuts pistachio
    And like Shelvin, I know how to mack a ho

    I got girls on ma penis
    Flow is the meanest
    Not Gilbert, but I'm sellin out arenas
    Do it all day A peterson
    Because I'm tryna get paid like Revis did

    I met a French bitch, big lips, and she got a body
    Told her put that ass on moi like nnamdi
    Fight like rocky, white like Roddy
    Hoosier Daddy all knight like Booby

    Hot box ride, I can barely see
    You know I keep ma car melo like Anthony
    got bigger blunts than legarrete, smoke outta Taurus
    put Mar kief in dat philly like Morris

    anybody better better than me, good try
    I'm the best like Jahvid, but I'm not lion
    Not even a tyson...no ear biting
    Ma pockets fat with green, so Rex Ryan

    I ball for the bucks like Luke Richard Mbah a moute,
    but I'm a fuckin superstar
    And if they ask LD where he wanna live
    Then I'ma tell 'em where markakis like Nick.

    Verse 2

    I'm tryna get a little Kevin Love
    And then I see a bad bitch starin up in the club

    She got an ass so sweet like a cinnabun
    I bet dat bitch a giant freak like Lincecum

    And so I go and approach her
    We kick it like Stover
    End of the night, I'ma ownher, hova

    Liquor make a bitch feel raunchy, horny
    So im getting big shots, Chauncey, horry
    Took her back at ma Eddie House
    And this fine ass bitch takin off her blouse

    And then ma D Rose quicka than a bull at the garden
    Dick like James from the way that it Harden
    My name ain't Charles, but I pack wood son
    Ma dick ain't Gretzky, but it's still a good one.

    She want that juice I ain't talkin bout OJ
    It's more like Mayo, something like OJ
    Okay, now her clothes are off
    And I can see her C pierced like her name was Paul

    I couldn't care less, went down feelin the flavor
    It was hairless, something like Villanueva
    Ma Rod Smart, so He Hate Me
    When I don't cover him up wit a safety

    But I coordinate that D, so I planned protection
    Had a Magnum Rolle like louisania tech did
    Put a condom on ma Ryan Braun
    Ma Hebrew hammer, then we got it on

    I was playin wit a boobie, Cavalier
    We even made a couple movies, Shaq O'Neil
    She had a real big cat, Andres Gallaraga pussy
    But I hit it hard, Troy Polamalu on that pussy

    No acting but she had a big O Oscar
    No PED's little Dicky ballin proper let's go.

    Beat - Whoomp There it is by tag Team (check out the original, legendary jam below)

    https://itunes.apple.com/us/album/whoomp!-there-it-is-ep/id92300586

    My mixtape is for promotional use only. Just a dude having some fun in his room.
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Комментарии: 1 062

  • Raj Singh
    Raj Singh 8 часов назад

    that davidson steph curry jersey is fuego

  • Alysa Jane Martin
    Alysa Jane Martin 11 часов назад

    This needs to get on spotify in 2017. fr.

  • Ginac
    Ginac 23 часа назад

    pun rap ?

  • Joel Graves
    Joel Graves 1 день назад

    when you sat good one instead of great one when referring to gretzky...

  • Rock Smith
    Rock Smith 2 дня назад

    wonder if him and rone know each other

  • The Jack
    The Jack 3 дня назад

    Where did he get that Michael Jordan Wizards jersey?

  • TuffGuy Rio
    TuffGuy Rio 4 дня назад

    Wordplay on another level

  • Mike Rennie
    Mike Rennie 5 дней назад

    And then ma D Rose quicker than a bull at the garden
    Dick like James from the way that it Harden

  • Zonker 05
    Zonker 05 6 дней назад

    was the 42 total sports references a possible reference to Jackie Robinson?

  • Quvonte Nicholas
    Quvonte Nicholas 7 дней назад

    Remind me of Eminem for some reason

  • Juan Rivera
    Juan Rivera 9 дней назад

    Kelly Slater?

  • DeftZeppelin
    DeftZeppelin 13 дней назад

    is this a reference to Bloodhound Gang?

  • Michael Martin
    Michael Martin 13 дней назад

    #CowboysNation

  • Angelo Crawford
    Angelo Crawford 15 дней назад

    One of the funniest people on the olanet

  • Zodiak34
    Zodiak34 15 дней назад

    was only waiting for a hockey reference the whole time.
    that gretzky joke was too easy.
    i was left as disappointed as the oilers fans have been the past 20 years

  • Sir Joshy
    Sir Joshy 15 дней назад

    I got you on movies and game knowledge tho

  • mike menard
    mike menard 15 дней назад

    That Jason Williams jersey tho. *fire emoji*

  • Cailon Delano
    Cailon Delano 15 дней назад

    If you know sports... This has to be easily the greatest sports song ever made by a mile ...

  • Isaiah Warwick
    Isaiah Warwick 17 дней назад

    the carmelo anthony bar might be the best...

  • KusanagiMotoko100
    KusanagiMotoko100 18 дней назад

    Loved the old school beat.

  • Windows Desktop
    Windows Desktop 18 дней назад

    It's like he heard 50's How to Rob.
    And turned into sports. lmao

  • Alex Hutcheson
    Alex Hutcheson 19 дней назад

    This is creativity at its fucking finest

  • WhatTheHellRS
    WhatTheHellRS 21 день назад

    i want that seahawks jacket

  • Quavo YxRxN NBA 2k17
    Quavo YxRxN NBA 2k17 21 день назад

    Lil dicky aka white Jesus lol Im dead

  • Chad Freund
    Chad Freund 21 день назад

    I almost watched sports, but there's sport on tv. Harden got 40

    • Chad Freund
      Chad Freund 21 день назад

      Pop is pissed, gasol tried tghdw


  • Dinah Diaz
    Dinah Diaz 22 дня назад

    Dude went so hard, had me googling my own college's player. Fucking Magnum Rolle, what an obscure piece of knowledge

  • Tonya Smith
    Tonya Smith 23 дня назад

    this niggas weak as fuck I don't listen to white rap

  • Clayton Dickerson
    Clayton Dickerson 24 дня назад

    this guy is so genius it hurts my brain

  • Jonathan Perez
    Jonathan Perez 26 дней назад

    Dallas Cowboys!!!!! FUCK Philly!!!

  • Will Sloan
    Will Sloan 26 дней назад

    PUT THIS ON SPOTIFY

  • Murax
    Murax 27 дней назад

    i dont recall seeing a mavericks or falcons jersey lol

  • TranmereBros
    TranmereBros 29 дней назад

    Why does he remind me of Adam sandler

  • Stealth Bomber Gaming
    Stealth Bomber Gaming 1 месяц назад

    He HAD A FLYERS HAT ON BUT LIKE NO HOCKEY REFERENCES

  • EJ T
    EJ T 1 месяц назад

    i had to wait two and a half minutes for a steelers reference lol Legarrette Blount doesnt count lol

  • Brett Truax
    Brett Truax 1 месяц назад

    Korky motherfucker. :D luh it

  • Chris Wright
    Chris Wright 1 месяц назад

    I see one hockey reference this entire song... Breaks my heart

  • Karter Wolfe
    Karter Wolfe 1 месяц назад

    Man lil dicky is a legend lol

  • Elijah Nixon
    Elijah Nixon 1 месяц назад

    This made my balls tingle a little bit no lie 😂😂😂

  • Allen E
    Allen E 1 месяц назад

    What is the base track of this song?

  • Hunter O'Connor
    Hunter O'Connor 1 месяц назад

    "My name ain't Charles but i pack WoodSon"😂😂😂

  • Xavier Hayes
    Xavier Hayes 1 месяц назад

    example of a low budget video

  • MyRoywine
    MyRoywine 1 месяц назад

    funny shit guys

  • Dylan Daniel
    Dylan Daniel 1 месяц назад

    he reminds me of a newer funnier hoodie allen for some reason

  • DJ Sobermon
    DJ Sobermon 1 месяц назад

    That Gilbert Arenas jersey at the end tho lol

  • Elian Joseph
    Elian Joseph 1 месяц назад

    This is the official music video of bandwagoning

  • Tevita Phillips
    Tevita Phillips 1 месяц назад

    how come all the sports people are black...

  • Sule Keskin
    Sule Keskin 1 месяц назад

    I was planning to show this video to my 9th graders as a warm up for sports unit. Worst or best decision... I can't tell.

  • Slamdado
    Slamdado 1 месяц назад

    His dancing is the best

  • Antalia Panganiban
    Antalia Panganiban 1 месяц назад

    ........

  • Guap Guap Pop Pop
    Guap Guap Pop Pop 1 месяц назад

    Aye kings

  • Evan Taylor
    Evan Taylor 1 месяц назад

    I am glad this song blew up. Always one of my early favorites

  • Chris baez
    Chris baez 1 месяц назад

    Is it me or he looks like Kevin love the basketball player

  • Dman Productions
    Dman Productions 1 месяц назад

    He is a GOD

  • Grape koolaid
    Grape koolaid 1 месяц назад

    sounds like adam sandler sometimes.

  • SchMasHed
    SchMasHed 1 месяц назад

    Fuck I haven't heard "Whoop there it is" in like 20 years...fuck, i still know all the words.

  • Jonathan Haronian
    Jonathan Haronian 1 месяц назад

    I wish I could superlike this like tinder

  • Deanna Trahan
    Deanna Trahan 1 месяц назад

    Are those the 3D glasses for your TV?!

  • Jack Light
    Jack Light 1 месяц назад

    For real Lil Dicky has rapidly become my favourite rapper from the past 2 years!! What a G!!!

    I’m a rapper from the UK! If you get a chance, check out the music on my profile!

  • Tristin McKinstry
    Tristin McKinstry 1 месяц назад

    "I'm the Best like Jahvid but I ain't Lion"

    😂😂😂💀💀💀🔥🔥🔥

  • KinderSquad
    KinderSquad 1 месяц назад

    So, which team is your favorite again?

  • KinderSquad
    KinderSquad 1 месяц назад

    Damn, his favorite teams never lose...

  • alex kilfoy
    alex kilfoy 1 месяц назад

    The Dick is committed to rap now, not just fucking around.  That said, the dude can rap about whatever, being funny, and still make jokes out of all the shitty auto tune mumble rappers people dab to and hype up.  The fools all taking it serious, but sounding the same and killing hip-hop.  Not that they aren't already, shit's hilarious

  • Braden Broadrick
    Braden Broadrick 1 месяц назад

    did anyone catch that he said flo is the meanest lol

  • Rad lol
    Rad lol 1 месяц назад

    this song meh

  • Pacemaker Games
    Pacemaker Games 1 месяц назад

    LD please make a jock jams CD

  • Zak Dunn
    Zak Dunn 1 месяц назад

    I enjoyed it but the entire time I was thinking how much those photos cost.

  • ASMR Medicine For The People
    ASMR Medicine For The People 1 месяц назад

    I got more sports knowledge than dicky though.

  • Jay Amin
    Jay Amin 1 месяц назад

    oh i see that Bob Dylan vibe.

  • VitalShotsHD
    VitalShotsHD 2 месяца назад

    He is the funniest rapper, ever Lil dicky gotta come to east Canada I wanna see him!!

  • Trevor Barney
    Trevor Barney 2 месяца назад

    He should've made a Messi reference

  • Matthew Murphy
    Matthew Murphy 2 месяца назад

    Haha that Tebow subtle AF

  • Gunas4Life
    Gunas4Life 2 месяца назад

    YOU ARE THE BEST!! AHAHAHAHA LYY

  • SPPSports
    SPPSports 2 месяца назад

    Sports references all over the place

  • SHIVANSH PRATAP SINGH
    SHIVANSH PRATAP SINGH 2 месяца назад

    I liked you a lot even before this, but after you wore a Ronaldinho jersey...... I in love. #nohomo

  • jack coulson-gould
    jack coulson-gould 2 месяца назад

    I love this song you made my day

  • tha boss
    tha boss 2 месяца назад

    suck a dick

  • Macho Chavo
    Macho Chavo 2 месяца назад

    I'm high shit sound

  • Raj Vashi
    Raj Vashi 2 месяца назад

    did dicky ever play tennis?

  • Xavier Simmons
    Xavier Simmons 2 месяца назад

    were can I get that water at

  • ootrez
    ootrez 3 месяца назад

    dude holy shit

  • Pre-Phikz42
    Pre-Phikz42 3 месяца назад

    so, for real... sports 2. DO IT! ;)

  • Marielle Llanura
    Marielle Llanura 3 месяца назад

    Shots in the club like plaxico
    I'm in the corner, hot like Placido's
    And dicky fuckin flow nuts pistachio
    And like Shelvin, I know how to mack a hoI got girls on ma penis
    Flow is the meanest
    Not Gilbert, but I'm sellin out arenas
    Do it all day A peterson
    Because I'm tryna get paid like Revis didI met a French bitch, big lips, and she got a body
    Told her put that ass on moi like nnamdi
    Fight like rocky, white like Roddy
    Hoosier Daddy all knight like BoobyHot box ride, I can barely see
    You know I keep ma car melo like Anthony
    Got bigger blunts than legarrete, smoke outta Taurus
    Put Mar kief in dat philly like MorrisAnybody better better than me, good try
    I'm the best like Jahvid, but I'm not lion
    Not even a tyson... no ear biting
    Ma pockets fat with green, so Rex RyanI ball for the bucks like Luc Richard Mbah a Moute,
    But I'm a fuckin superstar
    And if they ask LD where he wanna live
    Then I'm a tell 'em where markakis like Nick.I'm tryna get a little Kevin Love
    And then I see a bad bitch starin up in the clubShe got an ass so sweet like a cinnabun
    I bet dat bitch a giant freak like LincecumAnd so I go and approach her
    We kick it like Stover
    End of the night, I'm a ownher, hovaLiquor make a bitch feel raunchy, horny
    So I'm getting big shots, Chauncey, horry
    Took her back at ma Eddie House
    And this fine ass bitch takin off her blouseAnd then ma D Rose quicka than a bull at the garden
    Dick like James from the way that it Harden
    My name ain't Charles, but I pack wood son
    Ma dick ain't Gretzky, but it's still a good one.She want that juice I ain't talkin bout OJ
    It's more like Mayo, something like OJ
    Okay, now her clothes are off
    And I can see her C pierced like her name was PaulI couldn't care less, went down feelin the flavor
    It was hairless, something like Villanueva
    Ma Rod Smart, so He Hate Me
    When I don't cover him up with a safetyBut I coordinate that D, so I planned protection
    Had a Magnum Rolle like louisania tech did
    Put a condom on ma Ryan Braun
    Ma Hebrew hammer, then we got it onI was playin with a boobie, Cavalier
    We even made a couple movies, Shaq O'Neil
    She had a real big cat, Andres Gallaraga pussy
    But I hit it hard, Troy Polamalu on that pussyNo acting but she had a big O Oscar
    No PED's little Dicky ballin proper let's go.

  • {THE} Zombiekiller
    {THE} Zombiekiller 3 месяца назад

    Lil Dicky is really "punny"

  • Jordande gamer
    Jordande gamer 3 месяца назад

    that was sick u r my favorite rapper

  • Josh Wood
    Josh Wood 3 месяца назад

    this boy said luc rashard mbah amoute in a real song, I thought it couldn't done

  • Dj ROCKS
    Dj ROCKS 3 месяца назад

    Lil dicky dancing is the best thing I've seen all day😂😂😂

  • Jordan as
    Jordan as 3 месяца назад

    lol nice google searching

  • Manuel Diaz, Jr.
    Manuel Diaz, Jr. 3 месяца назад

    Terrible

  • Luis Loboff
    Luis Loboff 3 месяца назад

    No tennis references....

  • Alan Lu
    Alan Lu 3 месяца назад

    that shoutout to jahvid best tho

  • Joe Michael
    Joe Michael 3 месяца назад

    So much dope word play for just two verses. Unreal.

  • Parker Varney
    Parker Varney 3 месяца назад

    "But I hit it hard, Troy Polamalu on that pussy" hahaha

  • Colton S
    Colton S 3 месяца назад

    I know Rod Smart got a little recognition just now because of that XFL 30 for 30. But on Madden 08 as a free agent, he was the lowest rated player in the game. And if anyone can tell me what I'm famous for I'll give you a cookie.

  • Queerkid eats
    Queerkid eats 3 месяца назад

    "dick like James when I was harden" 😂

  • Corey Liddil
    Corey Liddil 3 месяца назад

    My D Rose quicker than a bull in the Garden? Who thinks of that

  • Lil Kodak
    Lil Kodak 3 месяца назад

    He said Rose was quicker than a bull in a garden in 2013.... illuminati confirmed

  • jonah hoff
    jonah hoff 3 месяца назад

    'and you know i hit it hard, troy pallomalou on that pussy!'

  • Lesep Stallworth
    Lesep Stallworth 3 месяца назад

    i wanna rap like him no lie

  • Lucas Wilhelm
    Lucas Wilhelm 3 месяца назад

    This dude really found a way to put Luc Richard Mbah a Moute in a rap...

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