Lil Dicky - Sports (Official Video)

  • Опубликовано: 10 июл 2013
  • 5th video off of LD's debut mixtape, "So Hard".
    Download the free mixtape at: lildicky.com
    Sports references out the ass.
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    facebook.com/LilDickyRap
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    twitter.com/lildickytweets
    Soundcloud:
    soundcloud.com/lil-dicky
    DP:
    Juli Lopez
    Editor:
    Quinn Moticka

    Lyrics -
    Shots in the club like plaxico
    I'm in the corner, hot like Placido's
    And dicky fuckin flow nuts pistachio
    And like Shelvin, I know how to mack a ho
    I got girls on ma penis
    Flow is the meanest
    Not Gilbert, but I'm sellin out arenas
    Do it all day A peterson
    Because I'm tryna get paid like Revis did
    I met a French bitch, big lips, and she got a body
    Told her put that ass on moi like nnamdi
    Fight like rocky, white like Roddy
    Hoosier Daddy all knight like Booby
    Hot box ride, I can barely see
    You know I keep ma car melo like Anthony
    got bigger blunts than legarrete, smoke outta Taurus
    put Mar kief in dat philly like Morris
    anybody better better than me, good try
    I'm the best like Jahvid, but I'm not lion
    Not even a tyson...no ear biting
    Ma pockets fat with green, so Rex Ryan
    I ball for the bucks like Luke Richard Mbah a moute,
    but I'm a fuckin superstar
    And if they ask LD where he wanna live
    Then I'ma tell 'em where markakis like Nick.
    Verse 2
    I'm tryna get a little Kevin Love
    And then I see a bad bitch starin up in the club
    She got an ass so sweet like a cinnabun
    I bet dat bitch a giant freak like Lincecum
    And so I go and approach her
    We kick it like Stover
    End of the night, I'ma ownher, hova
    Liquor make a bitch feel raunchy, horny
    So im getting big shots, Chauncey, horry
    Took her back at ma Eddie House
    And this fine ass bitch takin off her blouse
    And then ma D Rose quicka than a bull at the garden
    Dick like James from the way that it Harden
    My name ain't Charles, but I pack wood son
    Ma dick ain't Gretzky, but it's still a good one.
    She want that juice I ain't talkin bout OJ
    It's more like Mayo, something like OJ
    Okay, now her clothes are off
    And I can see her C pierced like her name was Paul
    I couldn't care less, went down feelin the flavor
    It was hairless, something like Villanueva
    Ma Rod Smart, so He Hate Me
    When I don't cover him up wit a safety
    But I coordinate that D, so I planned protection
    Had a Magnum Rolle like louisania tech did
    Put a condom on ma Ryan Braun
    Ma Hebrew hammer, then we got it on
    I was playin wit a boobie, Cavalier
    We even made a couple movies, Shaq O'Neil
    She had a real big cat, Andres Gallaraga pussy
    But I hit it hard, Troy Polamalu on that pussy
    No acting but she had a big O Oscar
    No PED's little Dicky ballin proper let's go.
    Beat - Whoomp There it is by tag Team (check out the original, legendary jam below)
    itunes.apple.com/us/album/whoomp!-there-it-is-ep/id92300586
    My mixtape is for promotional use only. Just a dude having some fun in his room.
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  • Girls of Instagram
    Girls of Instagram 22 часа назад

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  • Texanswreck713
    Texanswreck713 7 дней назад

    Troy palamaulooedthe pussy lmfao

  • Eren Jäger
    Eren Jäger 9 дней назад

    VER IN ICE

  • ART GALLERY
    ART GALLERY 9 дней назад

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  • ART GALLERY
    ART GALLERY 9 дней назад

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  • Puddin
    Puddin 18 дней назад

    Bmore

  • King19726
    King19726 19 дней назад

    I keep my car-melo like Anthony 🔥🔥🔥

  • Christopher Szakacsi
    Christopher Szakacsi 23 дня назад

    I keep my car mello like Anthony. The wordplay is god tier.

  • Hangry Nrrd
    Hangry Nrrd Месяц назад

    I like how someone said he reminds them of. Jewish Adam Sandler. You realize theyre both jewish right?

  • Hangry Nrrd
    Hangry Nrrd Месяц назад

    Omg, too funny

  • Joshua Wilcox
    Joshua Wilcox Месяц назад

    Like this to instantly die.

  • Brian Vinson
    Brian Vinson Месяц назад

    Go Cowboys!

  • oliver hendricks
    oliver hendricks Месяц назад

    he's like every other rapper, but his music is worse

  • Brett Has No Life
    Brett Has No Life Месяц назад

    What about hockey dude

  • fatih gok
    fatih gok Месяц назад

    Shots in the club like Plaxico
    I'm in the corner, hot like Placido's
    And dicky fuckin flow nuts pistachio
    And like Shelvin, I know how to Mack a ho
    I got girls on ma penis
    Flow is the meanest
    Not Gilbert, but I'm sellin out arenas
    Do it all day, A. Peterson
    Because I'm tryna get paid like Revis did
    I met a French bitch, big lips, and she got a body
    Told her put that ass on moi like nnamdi
    Fight like rocky, white like Roddy
    Hoosier Daddy all Knight like Bobby
    Hot box ride, I can barely see
    You know I keep ma car melo like Anthony
    Got bigger blunts than Legarrete, smoke outta Taurus
    Put more keef in dat Philly like Morris
    Anybody better better than me, good try
    I'm the best like Jahvid, but I'm not lion
    Not even a Tyson...no ear biting
    Ma pockets fat with green, so Rex Ryan
    I ball for the bucks like Luc Richard Mbah a Moute
    But I'm a fuckin superstar
    And if they ask LD where he wanna live
    Then I'mma tell 'em, Where Markakis like Nick
    I'm tryna get a little Kevin Love
    And then I see a bad bitch starin up in the club
    She got an ass so sweet like a cinnabun
    I bet dat bitch a giant freak like Lincecum
    And so I go and approach her
    We kick it like Stover
    End of the night, I'mma own her, Hova
    Liquor make a bitch feel raunchy, horny
    So im getting big shots like Chauncey, Horry
    Took her back at ma Eddie House
    And this fine ass bitch takin off her blouse
    And then ma D Rose quicka than a bull at the garden
    Dick like James from the way that it Harden
    My name ain't Charles, but I pack wood son
    Ma dick ain't Gretzky, but it's still a good one
    She want that juice I ain't talkin bout OJ
    It's more like Mayo, something like OJ
    Okay, now her clothes are off
    And I can see her C pierced like her name was Paul
    I couldn't care less, went down feelin the flavor
    It was hairless, something like Villanueva
    Ma Rod Smart, so He Hate Me
    When I don't cover him up wit a safety
    But I coordinate that D, so I planned protection
    Had a Magnum Rolle like louisania tech did
    Put a condom on ma Ryan Braun
    Ma Hebrew hammer, then we got it on
    I was playin wit a boobie, Cavalier
    We even made a couple movies, Shaq O'Neil
    She had a real big cat, Andres Gallaraga pussy
    But I hit it hard, Troy Polamalu on that pussy
    No acting but she had a big O Oscar
    No PED's little Dicky ballin proper let's go

  • Isaiah Price
    Isaiah Price Месяц назад

    best rapper ever

  • Jansen Via
    Jansen Via Месяц назад

    Nice

  • jack chiacchiere
    jack chiacchiere Месяц назад +1

    Why does 1.25 speed go so hard???

  • Makin Moves Wit Mike Swagger
    Makin Moves Wit Mike Swagger Месяц назад

    Dope. Except he dissed my Cowboys..lol

  • WhiteWagon jr.
    WhiteWagon jr. Месяц назад

    FunnyButDope🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • Cody Ladson
    Cody Ladson Месяц назад

    He should make a part two

  • Cody Ladson
    Cody Ladson Месяц назад

    “My Rod Smart so He Hate Me when I don’t cover him up with a safety”

  • Xavier Shane
    Xavier Shane 2 месяца назад

    Finally a rapper that likes the eagles (other then will Smith but dicky is was better)

  • Patsie Pretty
    Patsie Pretty 2 месяца назад

    I like that 90$ one swear

  • Patsie Pretty
    Patsie Pretty 2 месяца назад

    Raise the roof

  • Mj Sensab
    Mj Sensab 2 месяца назад

    lol dick yaas

  • Letisia Zamora
    Letisia Zamora 2 месяца назад

    This pussy suck

    • Letisia Zamora
      Letisia Zamora 2 месяца назад

      Blippi go harder then this clown

  • Donovan Muse
    Donovan Muse 2 месяца назад

    45 different sports references to be exact (counted) don't believe me count it urself

  • Peter Quill
    Peter Quill 2 месяца назад

    Someone get me an instrumental version of this song for a ringtone please

  • OfficialAmazing
    OfficialAmazing 2 месяца назад

    👎

  • Jim Shorts
    Jim Shorts 2 месяца назад

    Annnd I'm the only one who watches this and thinks about "blood hound gang - mope" music video which I'm pretty sure was nominated for video of the year "when MTV still played music videos" Lol

  • Dacrazy
    Dacrazy 2 месяца назад

    The intro reminds me of Scary Movie 2, when they all find a basketball and decide to show their skills off lol. any1 else?

  • Rookie_204
    Rookie_204 2 месяца назад

    Lil jew

  • Timmy Bird
    Timmy Bird 2 месяца назад

    How do u dislike this

  • Ice in My vains
    Ice in My vains 2 месяца назад

    1:52 did he predict d rose to the knicks

  • mr. CLean
    mr. CLean 3 месяца назад

    Flo is the meanest. XD

  • William Heath
    William Heath 3 месяца назад

    Where’s motorsports lil dicky

  • Damien Thomas
    Damien Thomas 3 месяца назад

    I hit it hard Troy Polumalu that pussy

  • Adoflo Anico
    Adoflo Anico 3 месяца назад

    Go dicky

  • lawson stokes
    lawson stokes 3 месяца назад

    As a dude from philly I saw a whole lot of our teams in there and I'm a little proud

  • Blacke Chan
    Blacke Chan 3 месяца назад

    Mint

  • sol porter
    sol porter 3 месяца назад

    So you know American sports

  • Jesse Lugo
    Jesse Lugo 3 месяца назад

    theres his calling right there being a comedian someone to laugh at
    he's good at that the goofy screech look works for him too

  • Lev Denenberg
    Lev Denenberg 3 месяца назад

    My dick is like James from the way that it harden

  • T.J. Hayes
    T.J. Hayes 3 месяца назад

    White chocolate at the end with the skills. Legend. Makes me wonder , was dicky a kings fan in the nineties? Me thinks so.

  • Sean Andrews
    Sean Andrews 3 месяца назад

    "Keep my car mellow like anthony" is easily the greatest bar of all time

  • Gslash25
    Gslash25 3 месяца назад

    lil dicky aka sports baller

  • L Lawiet
    L Lawiet 4 месяца назад

    Go dicky go dicky go

  • Pop-Rock Marketing
    Pop-Rock Marketing 4 месяца назад

    Javied Best was definitely not the best.

  • Adam theros
    Adam theros 4 месяца назад

    I love lil dicky

  • Connor Mccabe
    Connor Mccabe 4 месяца назад

    Did anyone else think he was gonna talk about sports and not make a song?or is it just me?

  • Fuckhands Mcmike
    Fuckhands Mcmike 4 месяца назад +1

    "I ball for the Bucks like Luc Richard M'Bah a Moute but I'm a fucking superstar" UNDERATED LINE

  • beamerball4420
    beamerball4420 4 месяца назад

    The Ed Cota UNC Jersey is priceless LMAO!

  • LaMelo AntHony GOAT HALLOFFAMe15
    LaMelo AntHony GOAT HALLOFFAMe15 4 месяца назад

    THIS! HE ACTUALLY KNOWS ABOUT SPORTS! RATHER THAN WIZ KHALIFA'S NBA THAT DOESN'T EVEN CONNECT TO THE NBA

  • Ace Da Boss
    Ace Da Boss 4 месяца назад

    This nigga is a clown

  • daLight
    daLight 4 месяца назад

    Andres Galarraga was a really big cat!!

  • Zeb Thompson
    Zeb Thompson 4 месяца назад

    his behavior reminds me of Will Smith's character in Fresh Prince,

  • TheTEN24
    TheTEN24 4 месяца назад

    Incredible rap

  • Slimshaedy
    Slimshaedy 4 месяца назад

    He remind me so much Slimshaedy of Eminem

  • Robert Braun
    Robert Braun 4 месяца назад

    But I hit it hard, polamalu on that pussy.
    fucking amazing lol

  • Dakota Resler
    Dakota Resler 5 месяцев назад

    Troy palamalu on that pussy XD I'm done

  • Mike Boucher
    Mike Boucher 5 месяцев назад +1

    told her put that ass on me like nnamdi (asomugha)

  • Sebastian Sandoval
    Sebastian Sandoval 5 месяцев назад

    The best part 2:36 got me dyingg😂😂😂😂

  • DReal Underdogger
    DReal Underdogger 5 месяцев назад

    I don't know about anybody else watching, but this is in my opinion the best pun/wordplay rap ever. Almost every single line was another pun regarding a pro players name. And then the "story" while continuing the puns was so phenomenal. Way to go Dicky 👏👏👏

  • Cullen O'Brien
    Cullen O'Brien 5 месяцев назад

    How does this on have 6.6 million views? damn.

  • Yousif Abuhamad
    Yousif Abuhamad 5 месяцев назад

    Slight burn on Villanueva

  • hi53335
    hi53335 5 месяцев назад

    Should have said he beat the pussy like ray rice beat his girl 😂

  • Kyle Fenton
    Kyle Fenton 5 месяцев назад

    Fly eagles fly

  • fabian kaine hernandez
    fabian kaine hernandez 5 месяцев назад

    lol

  • dubseedz757
    dubseedz757 5 месяцев назад

    Lol I fucking love him...

  • Pó L
    Pó L 6 месяцев назад

    I don't usually like dicky, but damn

  • E-Step HipHop
    E-Step HipHop 6 месяцев назад

    "Dick like James from the way that I Harden" 😳😂😂🙌🏻

  • mokka
    mokka 6 месяцев назад

    "Hotbox ride, I can barely see. You know I keep my car mellow like Anthony"
    Holy shit

  • JacksTip
    JacksTip 6 месяцев назад

    0:50 I am so glad you mentioned Nnamdi in this hahahah fuck yeah

  • dapperdanman
    dapperdanman 6 месяцев назад

    Dicky ya let me down on only ONE reference there bruh. Gretzky is the Great one, not the Good one!!! come on homie

    • N K
      N K 4 месяца назад

      He said his dick ain't Gretzky, but it's still a good one. In other words, he knows Gretzky is the Great One, as any sports fan would, but doesn't feel that his dick is great, even though it's still good.

  • Patrick G.
    Patrick G. 6 месяцев назад +1

    please make an updated one of these lol.

  • Ya Boi 44papi
    Ya Boi 44papi 6 месяцев назад

    I counted 47 sports jokes, hbu?

  • Random Commenter
    Random Commenter 6 месяцев назад

    Trash ass song if you can even call it a song this dude if fucking cancer

  • Jack Bassil
    Jack Bassil 6 месяцев назад

    this is a madness

  • Frank Plant
    Frank Plant 6 месяцев назад

    Football Club Barcelona Forever!

  • John Dixon
    John Dixon 6 месяцев назад

    Fucking legit

  • Big Planet Media
    Big Planet Media 6 месяцев назад

    This is a classic, bob pulled it off

  • Kxs Proxy
    Kxs Proxy 6 месяцев назад

    Lmao I love dicky (no homo)

  • tourretsguy2
    tourretsguy2 6 месяцев назад

    the Villanueva reference had me dying😂😂

  • Dr. Fleischkanu
    Dr. Fleischkanu 6 месяцев назад

    this reminds me of dope by bloodhound gang

  • Kasia
    Kasia 6 месяцев назад

    I think I'd be like 'OOOOH SHIT' if I knew anything about sports.

  • Noah Marcos
    Noah Marcos 7 месяцев назад

    I keep my car mellow like anthony

  • Jeremy Magrew
    Jeremy Magrew 7 месяцев назад

    Im fucking dead

  • Gavin Moran
    Gavin Moran 7 месяцев назад +1

    would be good to see him and eminem together

  • memecake
    memecake 7 месяцев назад

    Hows it come that it's always the jewish rappers with the "special" lyrics I love the most :'D first mac miller now him

  • Giuseppe Atzeni
    Giuseppe Atzeni 7 месяцев назад

    whats the name of the song he coverd?

  • ITZHEWIEGAMING
    ITZHEWIEGAMING 7 месяцев назад

    Lol

  • David Ojika
    David Ojika 7 месяцев назад

    You actually have some jerseys I want.

  • Live Legacy
    Live Legacy 7 месяцев назад

    Lmao the Gretzky refers

  • beats producer
    beats producer 7 месяцев назад

    greatest song ever end of statement

  • Trippy Stoner
    Trippy Stoner 7 месяцев назад

    brain still gotta poop

  • Aidan Leo
    Aidan Leo 7 месяцев назад

    You fuking awsome boy🖕🖕🖕🖕🏐🏉🎱🏓🏸🎾⚾️🏈🏀⚽️

  • Chuck Keough
    Chuck Keough 7 месяцев назад

    Does Lil Kicky Know Bo?

  • XStrawBerryIceX
    XStrawBerryIceX 7 месяцев назад

    I’m halfway in and please tell me he does something about hockey otherwise I’ll cry lol

    • XStrawBerryIceX
      XStrawBerryIceX 7 месяцев назад

      Man I like you but a Gretzky reference is it? No lemieux? No Crosby? Great song but hockey truly is an under appreciated sport lol

  • Jim Hamberg
    Jim Hamberg 7 месяцев назад

    REPPIN on those Eagles. E-A-G-L-E-S!! EAGLES!!!!