Lil Dicky - Sports (Official Video)

  • Опубликовано: 10 июл 2013
  • 5th video off of LD's debut mixtape, "So Hard".
    Download the free mixtape at:
    Sports references out the ass.
    Juli Lopez
    Quinn Moticka

    Lyrics -
    Shots in the club like plaxico
    I'm in the corner, hot like Placido's
    And dicky fuckin flow nuts pistachio
    And like Shelvin, I know how to mack a ho
    I got girls on ma penis
    Flow is the meanest
    Not Gilbert, but I'm sellin out arenas
    Do it all day A peterson
    Because I'm tryna get paid like Revis did
    I met a French bitch, big lips, and she got a body
    Told her put that ass on moi like nnamdi
    Fight like rocky, white like Roddy
    Hoosier Daddy all knight like Booby
    Hot box ride, I can barely see
    You know I keep ma car melo like Anthony
    got bigger blunts than legarrete, smoke outta Taurus
    put Mar kief in dat philly like Morris
    anybody better better than me, good try
    I'm the best like Jahvid, but I'm not lion
    Not even a ear biting
    Ma pockets fat with green, so Rex Ryan
    I ball for the bucks like Luke Richard Mbah a moute,
    but I'm a fuckin superstar
    And if they ask LD where he wanna live
    Then I'ma tell 'em where markakis like Nick.
    Verse 2
    I'm tryna get a little Kevin Love
    And then I see a bad bitch starin up in the club
    She got an ass so sweet like a cinnabun
    I bet dat bitch a giant freak like Lincecum
    And so I go and approach her
    We kick it like Stover
    End of the night, I'ma ownher, hova
    Liquor make a bitch feel raunchy, horny
    So im getting big shots, Chauncey, horry
    Took her back at ma Eddie House
    And this fine ass bitch takin off her blouse
    And then ma D Rose quicka than a bull at the garden
    Dick like James from the way that it Harden
    My name ain't Charles, but I pack wood son
    Ma dick ain't Gretzky, but it's still a good one.
    She want that juice I ain't talkin bout OJ
    It's more like Mayo, something like OJ
    Okay, now her clothes are off
    And I can see her C pierced like her name was Paul
    I couldn't care less, went down feelin the flavor
    It was hairless, something like Villanueva
    Ma Rod Smart, so He Hate Me
    When I don't cover him up wit a safety
    But I coordinate that D, so I planned protection
    Had a Magnum Rolle like louisania tech did
    Put a condom on ma Ryan Braun
    Ma Hebrew hammer, then we got it on
    I was playin wit a boobie, Cavalier
    We even made a couple movies, Shaq O'Neil
    She had a real big cat, Andres Gallaraga pussy
    But I hit it hard, Troy Polamalu on that pussy
    No acting but she had a big O Oscar
    No PED's little Dicky ballin proper let's go.
    Beat - Whoomp There it is by tag Team (check out the original, legendary jam below)!-there-it-is-ep/id92300586
    My mixtape is for promotional use only. Just a dude having some fun in his room.
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  • Длительность: 3:07
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Комментарии: 1 235

  • Letisia Zamora
    Letisia Zamora 5 дней назад

    This pussy suck

    • Letisia Zamora
      Letisia Zamora 5 дней назад

      Blippi go harder then this clown

  • Donovan Muse
    Donovan Muse 6 дней назад

    45 different sports references to be exact (counted) don't believe me count it urself

  • Peter Quill
    Peter Quill 8 дней назад

    Someone get me an instrumental version of this song for a ringtone please

  • OfficialAmazing
    OfficialAmazing 11 дней назад


  • Kyle Butler
    Kyle Butler 14 дней назад

    Annnd I'm the only one who watches this and thinks about "blood hound gang - mope" music video which I'm pretty sure was nominated for video of the year "when MTV still played music videos" Lol

  • Dacrazy
    Dacrazy 14 дней назад

    The intro reminds me of Scary Movie 2, when they all find a basketball and decide to show their skills off lol. any1 else?

  • Rookie_204
    Rookie_204 14 дней назад

    Lil jew

  • Timmy Bird
    Timmy Bird 18 дней назад

    How do u dislike this

  • Ice in my Vains Cold
    Ice in my Vains Cold 19 дней назад

    1:52 did he predict d rose to the knicks

  • mr. CLean
    mr. CLean 26 дней назад

    Flo is the meanest. XD

  • William Heath
    William Heath 27 дней назад

    Where’s motorsports lil dicky

  • Damien Thomas
    Damien Thomas Месяц назад

    I hit it hard Troy Polumalu that pussy

  • Adoflo Anico
    Adoflo Anico Месяц назад

    Go dicky

  • lawson stokes
    lawson stokes Месяц назад

    As a dude from philly I saw a whole lot of our teams in there and I'm a little proud

  • Blacke Chan
    Blacke Chan Месяц назад


  • sol porter
    sol porter Месяц назад

    So you know American sports

  • Jesse Lugo
    Jesse Lugo Месяц назад

    theres his calling right there being a comedian someone to laugh at 
    he's good at that the goofy screech look works for him too

  • Lev Denenberg
    Lev Denenberg Месяц назад

    My dick is like James from the way that it harden

  • T.J. Hayes
    T.J. Hayes Месяц назад

    White chocolate at the end with the skills. Legend. Makes me wonder , was dicky a kings fan in the nineties? Me thinks so.

  • Sean Andrews
    Sean Andrews Месяц назад

    "Keep my car mellow like anthony" is easily the greatest bar of all time

  • Gslash25
    Gslash25 Месяц назад

    lil dicky aka sports baller

  • L Lawiet
    L Lawiet Месяц назад

    Go dicky go dicky go

  • Pop-Rock Marketing
    Pop-Rock Marketing Месяц назад

    Javied Best was definitely not the best.

  • Adam theros
    Adam theros 2 месяца назад

    I love lil dicky

  • Connor Mccabe
    Connor Mccabe 2 месяца назад

    Did anyone else think he was gonna talk about sports and not make a song?or is it just me?

  • Fuckhands Mcmike
    Fuckhands Mcmike 2 месяца назад +1

    "I ball for the Bucks like Luc Richard M'Bah a Moute but I'm a fucking superstar" UNDERATED LINE

  • beamerball4420
    beamerball4420 2 месяца назад

    The Ed Cota UNC Jersey is priceless LMAO!

  • LaMelo AntHony GOAT HALLOFFAMe15
    LaMelo AntHony GOAT HALLOFFAMe15 2 месяца назад


  • Ace Da Boss
    Ace Da Boss 2 месяца назад

    This nigga is a clown

  • daLight
    daLight 2 месяца назад

    Andres Galarraga was a really big cat!!

  • Zeb Thompson
    Zeb Thompson 2 месяца назад

    his behavior reminds me of Will Smith's character in Fresh Prince,

  • TheTEN24
    TheTEN24 2 месяца назад

    Incredible rap

  • Slimshaedy
    Slimshaedy 2 месяца назад

    He remind me so much Slimshaedy of Eminem

  • Robert Braun
    Robert Braun 2 месяца назад

    But I hit it hard, polamalu on that pussy.
    fucking amazing lol

  • Dakota Resler
    Dakota Resler 2 месяца назад

    Troy palamalu on that pussy XD I'm done

  • Mike Boucher
    Mike Boucher 2 месяца назад +1

    told her put that ass on me like nnamdi (asomugha)

  • Sebastian Sandoval
    Sebastian Sandoval 3 месяца назад

    The best part 2:36 got me dyingg😂😂😂😂

  • DReal Underdogger
    DReal Underdogger 3 месяца назад

    I don't know about anybody else watching, but this is in my opinion the best pun/wordplay rap ever. Almost every single line was another pun regarding a pro players name. And then the "story" while continuing the puns was so phenomenal. Way to go Dicky 👏👏👏

  • Cullen O'Brien
    Cullen O'Brien 3 месяца назад

    How does this on have 6.6 million views? damn.

  • Yousif Abuhamad
    Yousif Abuhamad 3 месяца назад

    Slight burn on Villanueva

  • hi53335
    hi53335 3 месяца назад

    Should have said he beat the pussy like ray rice beat his girl 😂

  • Kyle Fenton
    Kyle Fenton 3 месяца назад

    Fly eagles fly

  • fabian kaine hernandez
    fabian kaine hernandez 3 месяца назад


  • dubseedz757
    dubseedz757 3 месяца назад

    Lol I fucking love him...

  • Pó L
    Pó L 3 месяца назад

    I don't usually like dicky, but damn

  • E-Step HipHop
    E-Step HipHop 3 месяца назад

    "Dick like James from the way that I Harden" 😳😂😂🙌🏻

  • mokka
    mokka 3 месяца назад

    "Hotbox ride, I can barely see. You know I keep my car mellow like Anthony"
    Holy shit

  • JacksTip
    JacksTip 3 месяца назад

    0:50 I am so glad you mentioned Nnamdi in this hahahah fuck yeah

  • dapperdanman
    dapperdanman 4 месяца назад

    Dicky ya let me down on only ONE reference there bruh. Gretzky is the Great one, not the Good one!!! come on homie

    • N K
      N K 2 месяца назад

      He said his dick ain't Gretzky, but it's still a good one. In other words, he knows Gretzky is the Great One, as any sports fan would, but doesn't feel that his dick is great, even though it's still good.

  • Patrick G.
    Patrick G. 4 месяца назад +1

    please make an updated one of these lol.

  • YaBoi 44papi
    YaBoi 44papi 4 месяца назад

    I counted 47 sports jokes, hbu?

  • Random Commenter
    Random Commenter 4 месяца назад

    Trash ass song if you can even call it a song this dude if fucking cancer

  • Jack Bassil
    Jack Bassil 4 месяца назад

    this is a madness

  • Frank Plant
    Frank Plant 4 месяца назад

    Football Club Barcelona Forever!

  • John Dixon
    John Dixon 4 месяца назад

    Fucking legit

  • Big Planet Media
    Big Planet Media 4 месяца назад

    This is a classic, bob pulled it off

  • Kxs Proxy
    Kxs Proxy 4 месяца назад

    Lmao I love dicky (no homo)

  • tourretsguy2
    tourretsguy2 4 месяца назад

    the Villanueva reference had me dying😂😂

  • Dr. Fleischkanu
    Dr. Fleischkanu 4 месяца назад

    this reminds me of dope by bloodhound gang

  • Kasia
    Kasia 4 месяца назад

    I think I'd be like 'OOOOH SHIT' if I knew anything about sports.

  • Noah Marcos
    Noah Marcos 4 месяца назад

    I keep my car mellow like anthony

  • Jeremy Magrew
    Jeremy Magrew 4 месяца назад

    Im fucking dead

  • Gavin Moran
    Gavin Moran 4 месяца назад +1

    would be good to see him and eminem together

  • memecake
    memecake 5 месяцев назад

    Hows it come that it's always the jewish rappers with the "special" lyrics I love the most :'D first mac miller now him

  • Giuseppe Atzeni
    Giuseppe Atzeni 5 месяцев назад

    whats the name of the song he coverd?

    ITZHEWIEGAMING 5 месяцев назад


  • David Ojika
    David Ojika 5 месяцев назад

    You actually have some jerseys I want.

  • Live Legacy
    Live Legacy 5 месяцев назад

    Lmao the Gretzky refers

  • beats producer
    beats producer 5 месяцев назад

    greatest song ever end of statement

  • Trippy Stoner
    Trippy Stoner 5 месяцев назад

    brain still gotta poop

  • Aidan Leo
    Aidan Leo 5 месяцев назад

    You fuking awsome boy🖕🖕🖕🖕🏐🏉🎱🏓🏸🎾⚾️🏈🏀⚽️

  • Chuck Keough
    Chuck Keough 5 месяцев назад

    Does Lil Kicky Know Bo?

  • XStrawBerryIceX
    XStrawBerryIceX 5 месяцев назад

    I’m halfway in and please tell me he does something about hockey otherwise I’ll cry lol

    • XStrawBerryIceX
      XStrawBerryIceX 5 месяцев назад

      Man I like you but a Gretzky reference is it? No lemieux? No Crosby? Great song but hockey truly is an under appreciated sport lol

  • Jim Hamberg
    Jim Hamberg 5 месяцев назад

    REPPIN on those Eagles. E-A-G-L-E-S!! EAGLES!!!!

  • Mariano Ovalle
    Mariano Ovalle 5 месяцев назад

    I take it he's not a dallas fan? 😂

  • KidplayyMIXXO
    KidplayyMIXXO 5 месяцев назад

    He couldn't say Sportscenter so instead he said Sports Shit due to copyright issues

  • Paige Taylor
    Paige Taylor 5 месяцев назад

    Loob that Harry Dick for a Cunti slip
    Tugnutt out of Semin from a mighty grip
    No need for Loob in that Quackenbush
    Bitch, I smoke the kush, Clutterbuck the tush
    Cause it's all about getting that Bonk.
    HOCKEY biotch! 💜✌🏽🤘🏽

    • Paige Taylor
      Paige Taylor 5 месяцев назад

      Not saying I'm good (I am), but I only caught one hockey reference, yo!

  • SnapWizaard
    SnapWizaard 5 месяцев назад

    What about "My dick'll grow talla like Iguodala

  • Lewis Diaz
    Lewis Diaz 5 месяцев назад

    Damn he dissed my boys. #DC4L

  • Cydhna Lithic
    Cydhna Lithic 5 месяцев назад

    H e b r e w H a m m e r

  • iWinRar
    iWinRar 5 месяцев назад

    glad u included a packer

  • Conor
    Conor 5 месяцев назад +2

    That Nnamdi bar has got to be one of the best wordplays ever 🔥🔥

    • Nick Waycaster
      Nick Waycaster 4 месяца назад +1

      Conor I was litterally scrollin through surprised that no one had mentioned the Nnamdi line, that's a hard name to make a pun about

  • lunerlilly
    lunerlilly 5 месяцев назад

    omg all the ref xD

  • yashaswit singh
    yashaswit singh 5 месяцев назад

    The video reminds me of dylan

  • Murph Dawg
    Murph Dawg 5 месяцев назад

    Why did he shout out Placido Polanco in a song? I'm sorry, but Phillies great or not, just no

  • RoKetBunyy
    RoKetBunyy 5 месяцев назад +1

    Definitely recorded this in his garage🤣

  • Bryan Phelps
    Bryan Phelps 5 месяцев назад

    I love the reference to extreme football. Lol

  • Toxic Monkey
    Toxic Monkey 5 месяцев назад

    Ayyy lil dicky be rockin that blazers jersey at 0:23 lets go blazers

    • Toxic Monkey
      Toxic Monkey 5 месяцев назад

      I'm from Portland too

  • Rj Anon
    Rj Anon 5 месяцев назад

    Damn he had to fry the Lions lol.. NO FLY ZONE

  • corey baker
    corey baker 5 месяцев назад

    who tf wants to live in Baltimore

  • V Paz
    V Paz 5 месяцев назад

    fuck lil Dicky!🔥

  • Ghost Face
    Ghost Face 5 месяцев назад

    Dude. Dicky might be like a joke rapper but his flow is actually ridiculous...

  • Jackson Hayes
    Jackson Hayes 5 месяцев назад

    go ducky go ducky go in dying

  • Jacobe Allen
    Jacobe Allen 5 месяцев назад +1

    he should have a colts jersey

  • PSG Wrigglee
    PSG Wrigglee 5 месяцев назад

    My dick ain't Gretzky but it's still a good one

  • steven curry
    steven curry 5 месяцев назад

    disrespect to its fullest. Can't believe he threw down that cowboys jersey.

  • Ethan Hollinger
    Ethan Hollinger 5 месяцев назад

    bruhhhhh he fucking got on Charlie villanuevas ass like Kevin Garnett did

  • Kaden Melton
    Kaden Melton 5 месяцев назад

    How many metaphors were in this song

  • Gus Woolf
    Gus Woolf 5 месяцев назад +1

    ayy what up lil dicky i see that st Joe's jersey i go there now

  • max gustafson
    max gustafson 5 месяцев назад

    "I can see her c pierced like her name was paul" fire ass bar