Neckbeard Stories | GREASY Neckbeard Cringe [3]

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  • Neckbeard Stories | GREASY Neckbeard Cringe from r/talesofneckbeards | more reddit cringe from r/ talesofneckbeards. Let’s enjoy some neckbeards.
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  • Jude Dude
    Jude Dude Hour ago


  • Sarah Neff
    Sarah Neff 4 hours ago

    I think I die a little bit inside everytime I hear Cue say "mAnga"

    • Sarah Neff
      Sarah Neff 4 hours ago

      If ur wondering it's pronounced "mAHnga" or at least that's how I've heard every manga or anime fan pronounce it.

  • Kayn OTP
    Kayn OTP 5 hours ago

    why the fuck did you put imaqtpie as a neckbeard in your thumbnail

  • TheAssholeProphet
    TheAssholeProphet 6 hours ago

    That last story pissed me off so much as that was multiple cases of sexual assault I'm super mad that guy didn't get pepper sprayed or arrested or at least kicked out of school. Should of cracked out on him first time but I understand why the person in question didn't but that's so messed up having ptsd and then someone doing that but I'm glad her friend took her side.

  • Creepy Thing
    Creepy Thing 16 hours ago

    Slim thick? Bitch what also slim... no boobs wtf is up with the tank top

  • Mikless
    Mikless Day ago

    Did you just put out lord and saviour imqtpie in the thumbnail?

  • i purple you
    i purple you Day ago

    imaqtpie is a huge neckbeard confirmed

  • Korrupt
    Korrupt Day ago

    H3 just has a normal ass beard, you're reaching

  • Bruh Gamer
    Bruh Gamer Day ago

    Why are there always images of Ethan Klein?

  • JOmegaRadical
    JOmegaRadical Day ago

    I looked up spaghetti shirts and it turns out theyre just regular undershirts. How disappointing

  • Rae Hart
    Rae Hart 2 days ago

    Oh god, neckbeard culture has invaded the gay community??? Oh god. I must warn my people!
    (No but seriously, it’s bad enough that neckbeards try to flirt with lesbians and often go for the “i can change your mind/fix you/turn you straight/whatever” but now they’re turning the gay guys too?? Yikes)

  • Fairly Unfair
    Fairly Unfair 2 days ago

    Damn that second one- what a freak always touching that poor girl shes wayyy more passive than she should've been in my opinion I would've beat his ass or called the cops cuz damn

  • Catta Bonata
    Catta Bonata 2 days ago

    ~ *slimthick lightskinned freshman* yea ok

  • Garvey #1
    Garvey #1 2 days ago

    As for the first story, the weird kid can be awesome. I met this girl in 9th grade but we didnt really become good friends until 10th. The shit people said about this poor girl though (The craziest thing was that she killed cats, She did not.) because she was kind of odd and sat alone. One day it starts snowing so they let school out early and she walks up to me out of the blue and says "I just got a quarter of some really good weed, wanna come over to my house?" Im a dude so I caught some shit from my friends (weird or not she is cute) and we got tilted, had a great time. Im 21 now and shes 22 and we are best friends to this day. Dont discount someone just cuz they seem strange, but dont ignore red flags either.

  • bam bambers
    bam bambers 2 days ago


  • Ricky Marshall
    Ricky Marshall 2 days ago

    If I were were Daniel, someone's house would be egged. And locks would be glued.

  • SomeRandomLad04
    SomeRandomLad04 2 days ago


  • Jessie
    Jessie 3 days ago +1

    The one with vee is so fake

  • The Wanderer
    The Wanderer 3 days ago

    How do you avoid becoming a neckbeard

  • Em N Em
    Em N Em 3 days ago +2

    If a guy ever touched me like that, the first tine I'd tell my bf. He's 6'4", slightly muscular build and very intimidating. The dude wouldn't be able to walk afterwards. He's very protective of me, which I love, and also has mild anger issues (hes not ONCE shown any sort of aggression towards me) so they'd be bloodied up pretty well once he found out.

  • sam jaz
    sam jaz 3 days ago

    Lmao i was stabbed in the shoulder from when i lived in iran and didn't get any kind of PTSD whoever told the last story, hope you're doing fine 👊🏼

  • Malicious Muppet
    Malicious Muppet 3 days ago

    i was doing this kind of shit in middleschool
    it was cringe as fuck then, and i'd be condemned if i still did it today.
    I eventually learned personal space and kept to myself like a hermit for the rest of schooling.

    its late for me to stop that in middleschool , i know
    but you best learn to drop this kind of creepy touchy feely shit real quicklike
    or highschool, college, and life in general will never work out for you.

  • piranha plant main
    piranha plant main 3 days ago +1

    Excuse me how *DARE YOU* use my good boy QTPie in the thumbnail

  • NeroKohai
    NeroKohai 3 days ago +2

    imaqtpie is the one and only none-cringy neckbeard

  • B Wade04
    B Wade04 4 days ago +3

    Lmao is the thumbnail imaptpie

  • jon jones
    jon jones 5 days ago +1

    Ethan is da way. h3h3 for life.

  • Hentai Cadet
    Hentai Cadet 6 days ago

    You letter him touch your tit? Seriously?

  • Dorian Harvey
    Dorian Harvey 6 days ago

    I have quite the mango collection as well 🙂

  • Erika Juarez
    Erika Juarez 7 days ago

    I hate it when guys try to hug me especially when I’m not that close to them. One time a guy comes in for a hug and I oblige. He then Whispers to me “I want to be inside you” i immediately push him away. After that I never talked to him again or was around him. That what I don’t understand about the last story. After the first uncomfortable interaction I would make it known I don’t like this person and why I don’t like this person. How can you be so quite when he is obviously making you uncomfortable???!?!

  • AlienWithABox
    AlienWithABox 7 days ago +1

    Cue, may I suggest saying "kicks and giggles" as that flows the same way that shits and giggles does.

  • slytex
    slytex 8 days ago

    At 5:30 when someone calls themselves slim thick i immediately dont belive them try to hard to make themselves sound pretty so more often than not they aren't

  • Anthony Fox
    Anthony Fox 8 days ago +1

    poor h3h3 lol I love him

  • The 5 Dollar Double Chalupa box

    Doot Noot Snoot Moot

  • VixenVulpecula
    VixenVulpecula 9 days ago

    Dude props to the girl at the end.

  • chicken lives matter

    **uses h3h3 as photo**

  • Blue Green
    Blue Green 9 days ago

    I'm sorry but like, why are people saying the 2nd story is fake? for all we know she could have been groomed before, so she doesnt know when a situation is bad until a while later. her having those reflexes to touch, that's pretty normal for abuse victims. she might have been scared to hit him when he was violating her, but a shoulder tap would make her panic. people who've been abused dont usually fight back because of fear. fear of the abuser and fear of the public. do you know how damaging it is to hear no one believes your abuse story? imagine her reading these comments seeing "oh it's fake! if she was jumpy and triggered by touch she would have beat him!" she obviously has psychological problems after her abuse. it might take a while to register "hey, this isnt right" because of mental walls shes built to try and repress her fear and anxiety. she probably didnt want to jump to conclusions, saying its assault when it wasnt. but in this case it definitely was.
    I'm jumpy and triggered by touch, but not as extreme as her. but if someone was to slap my butt or grope my breast, I wouldnt know what to do. if someone I dont like or know touches me without consent, I ask them not to do it or slap their hand. but if it was someone groping me, I'd be too afraid. because of past abuse.
    dont tell someone they're faking abuse unless you know they are. this is why no one reports, because not many people believe them.
    that's just my two cents, I'm not debating on if shes lying or not. because no one but her and who was involved know.

  • Khlet Tay
    Khlet Tay 9 days ago

    I'm here cause I saw qtie in the thumbnail.

  • furyberserk
    furyberserk 10 days ago

    Visit person once, you cant save everybody.

  • D’meach da peach
    D’meach da peach 10 days ago

    Mayn guh

  • Wannabememelordy101
    Wannabememelordy101 11 days ago

    I straight up thought he meant Kitana (from Mortal Kombat) for a second.

  • Đäņ Břųh
    Đäņ Břųh 11 days ago +1

    Tokyo Ghoul was such a dope anime

  • Karmin Dulom
    Karmin Dulom 11 days ago

    Man..that pinch-y guy sounds really like an asshole...who tf jokes around with females like that..was getting really irritated with that guy's behavior...thank God for that elbow

  • Innappy kid
    Innappy kid 11 days ago

    Hey Cue was that a pic of you at the beginning of the video? If so your a really good looking dude (no homo)

  • Luke Houston
    Luke Houston 11 days ago

    That first one the gf shouldn't be the one to forgive, she should be hoping for forgiveness from op for believing that about him. But they are young so chances are they won't be together much longer, especially if she so easily believes everything said about him.

  • Shanel H.G
    Shanel H.G 11 days ago

    6:09 Vee was my like my ex. I am lightskinned and can be described the same way creepily. We was friends (he'd be a total creep but nothing set off alarms) shared the same interest in anime and then we dated. Found out he is the creepy asterisk roleplay stuff and enjoyed weird shi, total weeb, awkward skinny black guy who locks himself away kinda a wanna be emo.
    I hate how similar our story is it makes me cringe.
    Edit: He roleplayed rape, wanted me to lactate to feed his cat. We no longer date and I am literally stupid for not seeing. He role plays him having mental illnesses, cheated and has lied about killing people and hiding bodies.... total nutjob. My EXboyfriend had a friend that would help me whenever he did something crazy He's no longer friends with him.
    What is weird is I feel bad because when he looks back he's gonna have to remember it and cringe... if I was him I'd hate myself

  • Carnaghast Gaming
    Carnaghast Gaming 12 days ago

    I am a guy, but i have a neckbeard story. I was not the neckbeard, but the neckbeard was a classmate. I am not a reddit user so the format wont be the same
    O: Female friend
    J: Neckbeard.
    I recently started highschool and i had bandcamp which really helped me make friends. During bandcamp (summer) temps would get really high so most guys would be in t shirts and shorts and girls in muscle shirts and shorts. I got to know my section really well throughout the camp and we could always talk about anything we wanted as we were"the cool section" One kid, J always stood out. When not practicing, he would be on his phone looking at anime ever single time we saw him. Later we found out he read lemon and fanfic on his computer which his parents bought for him because he didnt have the new computers my class was issued.
    J was obviously heavily into manga, had a slight goatee and a large build, with some fat. Midway through the camp a new girl arrived, O, which was usual as the school is on military property and many military kids move throughout the year. O got to know the section really fast, but J didnt seem to care. Out of nowhere, J gains a sudden interest in talking to us and hanging out with us after practice. Eventually J gets super touchy and starts poking O and standing behind her to make her scream when she notices, similar to vee but without the inappropriate touching. As the schoolyear begins, we ignore his behavior as he becomes more childish in general. As we get to our final marching contest, a large area wide event, tension builds an everyone becomes weirder. As we start dressing, i see J sit down in the midst of us facing o and oulls out his phone, lays it on the chair and puts on his shoes for the event. As i finish zipping my uniform up, I see J pick up his phone and look at it, but he lets it lay limp in his hand, almost upside down but still looking at it, i look around to see O bent over behind me and her shorts exposing her bottom. I turn around immediately and think about what i just saw and debating what to do. Js phone makes a flash noise and it blinds me with the flash. I immediately realize what he did and tell him to delete that shit. J smiles and gets in his uniform, seemingly ignoring me. I later tell my seftion what happens during our lunch and we walk off to get away from the crowd. My section saw J taking the pics too, and we decide to approach him next rehearsal after our break. We get down to confront J, yelling at him for being so disgusting and disrespectful to O, who wasnt interested in any of us and was in a relationship. J says he doesnt know what we are talking about, and we show him a video our leader took of J recording O. J screams "its not what you think" and runs off to his parents car. The next rehearsal J refuses to come nar the section and O, and also becomes more antisocial in general.
    Eventually, J says he is "sorry" and that he "deleted it"
    J gets a schedule change to avoid lunch with us and moves lockers. J no longer goes near O and stops annoying us.
    We havent told O to this day and we never talk about it.

  • Bossanova
    Bossanova 12 days ago +1

    That mispronounce of manga hurt my weeaboo ass--

  • N3RViii
    N3RViii 13 days ago +1

    I dont believe some of these stories, Cue, sorry but they seem exaggerated, narcissistic. U cant tell?

  • lilblondiebear
    lilblondiebear 13 days ago

    Aww thanks for caring! Hope you're taking care of yourself too Cue!

  • Ben Vasquez
    Ben Vasquez 14 days ago

    It’s ok to like anime, but don’t let it take over you to the point of being a neck beard. THAT’S an unhealthy obsession.

  • Bee The Fairy
    Bee The Fairy 14 days ago +3

    Dude if some creep pokes my breast it will trigger fight or flight not make me casually answer his question. Just wow

  • whattheflimflam
    whattheflimflam 14 days ago

    You younguns gotta learn that the minute somebody touches you inappropriately you nope out and stop talking to them. Stay far away.

  • AnythingAtAll
    AnythingAtAll 14 days ago

    Rip IMAQTP, he is now the representative of a neck beard

  • Poke Emblem
    Poke Emblem 14 days ago


  • Rachel Von Lee
    Rachel Von Lee 17 days ago

    You're such a good person, cue.

  • Tem Tem
    Tem Tem 17 days ago

    I feel bad for A. First of all, the fact that his girlfriend immediately believed some random dude that A was cheating on her is weird. She doesn’t seem to trust the guy. Second of all, “forgave me”?!? For what, exactly? For trying to make friends? For another person being a complete douchebag and slandering A? Poor dude, his encounter with the neckbeard was bad enough, and I don’t think that girlfriend makes it better.

  • Ashley
    Ashley 18 days ago

    Im a lonely fuck but its mostly because im shy as fuck irl. I cant start conversations i dunno why but i feel weird breaking the ice 😞 i dont like being heard i think, again dunno why. I also dont like being touched in anyway by anyone other than my husband. Hugs,handshakes,high fives etc. consentual or not.

  • Wi-Fi TV
    Wi-Fi TV 18 days ago

    I didn't know what a neckbeard was until half way through high school. Once I found out about the stereotype I started working out and changed my clothing style. By senior year I had a six pack and hipster wardrobe lol

  • Sam Blue
    Sam Blue 18 days ago

    Where do I submit my nice girl story?

  • Brea Wright
    Brea Wright 18 days ago

    I didn't know there were gay neckbeards

  • Pure Bread
    Pure Bread 18 days ago

    I'm glad you're one of those reddit story posters that dont use the annoying ass text to speech crap

  • Azrael
    Azrael 18 days ago

    Holy crap, the neckbeard virus is mutating! It's a GAY NECKBEARD! OH NO! 😂😭
    I'm cringing so hard looking like when Squidward saying 'Future'! HALP! Somebody send help! 😭😂

  • pink guy
    pink guy 19 days ago


  • Tim fondiggle
    Tim fondiggle 19 days ago

    " hey viewers send me your stories you've either wrote yourself or had actually happen to you in real life so all i have to do is record myself reading them to a slideshoe of pictures i slapped together instead of putting in yhe work to make real content" what a peice of garbage you are. Your twice as bad as the neckbeards you're reading about.

    Jk i dont care how or where from you get the stories entertaining. Bit im not joking about you veing a peice of trash, your a peice of trash for other reasons. We know each other in real like but you wont recognise this username. And your a peice of trash because of something horrible you did last year. You thought nobody knew about it but me and one other friend of yours know ls exactly what you did. Im not blackmailing you or anything i wont tell anyone about it that doesnt already know. I just wamt you to know that at least two people are aware of the disgusting thing you did around this time last year, you really should feel absolutely terribke about it, you should be ashamed. Im sure you hardly even think about it anymore, but now whenever your chilling with a group of friends youll be nervously thinking to yourself " which on of these guys knows my secret?" You peice of trasg

  • Logan Deschenes
    Logan Deschenes 19 days ago

    Why you gotta put imaqtpie in the thumbnail bro

  • antidote lizard
    antidote lizard 19 days ago

    the problem with neckbeards is they think anime=realife success, so to no ones surprise anime is full of groping and obviously fake and different the best way to deal with an agressive neckbeard would act disinterested due to that type of girl being the most unsought out in anime, being too agressive and or too docile will only further their fantasy of them being in their own anime so acting like he or she isnt special, or creepy will probably break their illusions. proof: im an anime nerd that isnt driven by sex so uh yeah that

  • GummiMuffins
    GummiMuffins 19 days ago

    My shame would be far too immense to let others into my space if even Febreze could not protect them.

  • Creamy Mc.Dumpster
    Creamy Mc.Dumpster 19 days ago

    Don’t do my man qtpie like that man

  • Ya Boi Diglett thank you pewdiepie

    Honestly N seems the least of the neckneard problems

  • Greg Boyd
    Greg Boyd 19 days ago

    I understand not wanting to be touched, but she needs to talk to a psychologist

  • richard barrett
    richard barrett 19 days ago

    Are there any Neckbeard-like Girls? NiceGirls?

  • Frankie B
    Frankie B 23 days ago

    the biggest cringe in this entire video was the douchebag "trying to be friends with everybody at his school"

  • Ri Dragon
    Ri Dragon 23 days ago

    I'd break up with that girlfriend if I were in story one, straight up. If some stranger told my partner that I was cheating on him with them he would put my word over theirs. He would never believe some weird stranger over me. Id never be able to stay with someone who assumes I was lying after some random person said I was cheating with no evidence. What a crappy girlfriend

  • W Reddy
    W Reddy 24 days ago

    If my girlfriend actually believed I was cheating with a neckbeard I would have dumped her

  • Milo Anims
    Milo Anims 25 days ago

    Manga ("Mon"-guh")

  • chatyy cheshuy
    chatyy cheshuy 25 days ago

    these dudes grow up from a pokemon philia fetish, I swear.

  • Bernard Crow
    Bernard Crow 25 days ago

    first story:
    That guy needs to dump that bitch. She assumes the first accusation of cheating on a whim, blows up on her boyfriend, and then later forgives HIM? For fucking what?! She should be asking for HIS forgiveness for assuming he was cheating.

  • Joe Mama
    Joe Mama 25 days ago

    Nobody should have to put up with unwanted touching. Tell the person who does it immediately that it's not OK and make sure everyone else knows what they did so they don't think you're overreacting.

  • James Cooper
    James Cooper 25 days ago +1

    Ok, I get this shit happens.. but there is some quit your bull shit here

  • Shatugi - Sama
    Shatugi - Sama 25 days ago

    Your making me frustrated
    It’s pronounced Mon-ga not Mane-ga

    • manxx25
      manxx25 22 days ago

      heh -I see what your did there

  • Limey Lime
    Limey Lime 26 days ago

    Hi, just wanted to say thank you so much for posting videos like these. They helped inspire me to start doing at least some form of exercise to give my noodle arms some sort of muscle. Now I look better and have gotten a bit more attention from people

  • 0Pr3ssi0n
    0Pr3ssi0n 26 days ago

    Imaqtpie in the thumbnail.

  • Seal Games
    Seal Games 26 days ago

    People with shitty attitudes and the temper of an alcoholic toddler always wonder why people won’t put up with their bs. They get the chance to start a friendship that could grow if they would just be the person the claim to be but then they show their true colors and want another chance but frame it as if that second chance is actually just giving them their first chance and everything up to that point didn’t count

  • fate_clotho
    fate_clotho 26 days ago

    Omg, that last one seriously triggered me! He is most certainly a predator and *definitely* should be reported immediately to the police, the school and her parents!
    I suffer from PTSD as well. I'm a survivor of childhood incest, I was date raped at 14 and raped at 28. Then my severely mentally avid physically abusive boyfriend of seven years would force me to have sex with him whenever he wanted it. Regardless of what I wanted. Even so far as standing in front of me, pulling it out and hitting me in the face with it and laughing.
    I take non-consensual touching *VERY* seriously. Especially with children! Triggers me so bad!
    I hope she's safe and away from him and I hope he gets expelled and never harms anyone again.

  • Some D6
    Some D6 26 days ago

    It's strange how all this teenagers have PTSD...

  • vapid223
    vapid223 26 days ago

    I like how neckbeards are just touching random women and Here I am feeling weird about touching my girlfriend, even though she is completely fine with it. Oof

  • TheKimiko16
    TheKimiko16 26 days ago

    The way you mispronounced manga makes me wanna slam my head against a wall

  • Billy B
    Billy B 26 days ago +1

    Calling BS on story 2...

  • Aubrey Morgan
    Aubrey Morgan 27 days ago +1

    2nd one is a touch suspect to me, she clains she has PTSD...screamed when he touched her neck (aparently no one reacted and i guess she just sramed and was startled..mayb eshe means startled) but hes practicaly groping her boobs and smakcing her butt in full view of many people...but no screaming and again no one reacting. Most people if they have PTSD would end up having to deal with a lot more than just a scream.

  • Austin Mansoon
    Austin Mansoon 27 days ago

    Don't be stupid. I'm a katana owner and I like manga somewhat. I will never push s**t like that. Judge the individual not the group

  • Austin Mansoon
    Austin Mansoon 27 days ago

    I've been a follower for a few months now. I just now thought about tell me about some stories for me it's not weird or disgusting but while yes it is disgusting ends awful. I have been expelled from school twice for being bullied. Pretty fd up right. But i dont think I'll buy the riding a big story about it

  • Sunshine M.
    Sunshine M. 27 days ago

    OKAY WAIT wtf is "slim thick?? "

  • Lady Leomon
    Lady Leomon 27 days ago

    Dammit that last one was irritating to listen to! 😤😤😤
    Girl has PTSD, doesn't like confrontation? Okay, I get that. BUT doesn't her *friend* think it's weird this gross weirdo is doing this to his female friend? I'm really note sure if Neckbeard didn't do it in the presence of Guy Friend or not until the bus stop incident or not, cos if he had done this before and the girl always reacted so visibly to it ... she's got a really friend if he noticed this before the last day and he did nothing!

  • Sub2 Hooverr
    Sub2 Hooverr 27 days ago

    Did you censor the word giggles?

  • Tris10Byul J.
    Tris10Byul J. 27 days ago

    WHY would you invite someone over to your disgusting room?? I don't understand that.
    edit: poops & laughs to kicks & giggles~

  • manzzz with the planzzz

    Lol she forgave you...she should have trusted you and said sorry i mean aome stranger lies to her and she believes him kinda messed up i believe my girl if she tells me someone is lying or atleast i would but know one does that junk to us

  • Jo Reddick
    Jo Reddick 27 days ago

    I like how you add your own words of guidance in these videos.

  • Nathan Wilson
    Nathan Wilson 27 days ago

    Man I have two friends with katanas :/ though ones married and has a kid

  • George Washington
    George Washington 27 days ago

    You lost trust in katana owners but what about long sword owners

  • William Andrew
    William Andrew 27 days ago