Game Theory: Does Luigi MEASURE Up? (Super Mario)

  • Published on Apr 1, 2018
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Comments • 34 845

  • Torblerone
    Torblerone Year ago +43562

    6.99 inches
    ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

  • Anadora Lupo
    Anadora Lupo 2 hours ago

    If you are adking yourself about the song that is playng while MatPat is looking at the sunrise/sunset is called "Gimnopèdie no.1"


  • TheLogicalWizard
    TheLogicalWizard 4 hours ago

    Out of all the episodes on this channel

  • Logical Cosmos
    Logical Cosmos 12 hours ago

    Yeah you almost forgot about this episode didn't you? Well here's the reminder

  • Jordan Yale
    Jordan Yale 15 hours ago

    At least the sixth time I've watched this video, and I still can't get over the other names for Luigi's...appendage. Especially "ye olde dinglehopper." Good going, MatPat and/or MatPat's scriptwriters!

  • Elenh Skarlidoy
    Elenh Skarlidoy 20 hours ago +1

    i simply can't believe that i watched this xD

  • Rory Silva-Sampaio
    Rory Silva-Sampaio Day ago +1


  • WonhaeTan 1997
    WonhaeTan 1997 Day ago +1

    *This video*
    Nintendo: *AM I A JOKE TO YOU*

  • Lunala Moon
    Lunala Moon 2 days ago +1

    i just watched a guy talk about penises for 12 minutes

    and of course i have a juvenile sense of humour and couldn't stop laughing XD

  • Cade Andrews
    Cade Andrews 2 days ago

    My pp is the same lenth as Luigis

  • StarDustQueen 42
    StarDustQueen 42 3 days ago

    I’m the same hight as Luigi!

  • Matthew Billings
    Matthew Billings 3 days ago +1

    what has become of your Channel you've resulted to measuring fictional characters penises

  • DanAwesomenesss
    DanAwesomenesss 3 days ago

    2:46 could it be??? SMG4 Mario?

  • sqlurps
    sqlurps 3 days ago

    “I watch Game Theory for the plot.”

  • Michael Caboose
    Michael Caboose 3 days ago

    Didn’t you say In a Mario kart video that Mario is 5’11

    THAT DUDE 3 days ago

    Dang matpat going all in on some fictional dick

  • papi official
    papi official 4 days ago

    how about waluigi

  • MrTastic
    MrTastic 4 days ago

    But y tho

  • Some Guy
    Some Guy 4 days ago

    Does anyone have bleach

  • S C
    S C 4 days ago

    little wiggler is a gross nickname for a pp

  • Dallas&Trooper
    Dallas&Trooper 4 days ago

    The thumbnail and this whole video is just how big is his pp is wow great quality!

    LESLIE ARANDA 4 days ago

    Lol I just realized in real life me and Mario would be the same height 5,1... *im short*

  • Neil joshua V castanedad

    Lol demonetized

  • Kendra Calhoon
    Kendra Calhoon 5 days ago

    3:38 is that Scarlett Johansson

  • Adam Schmidt
    Adam Schmidt 6 days ago

    Or you know... he's wearing a cup.XD

    AYA MASTER 6 days ago

    Why am I watching this?
    Oh yeah, I have no life.

  • gokubman masterpro
    gokubman masterpro 7 days ago

    its so super wierd talking bout nintendo characters donkey donggggggs

  • Jacko Reece
    Jacko Reece 8 days ago


  • Michal Kokeš
    Michal Kokeš 8 days ago

    aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh kill me

  • Angel Cutewolf
    Angel Cutewolf 9 days ago

    *everyone around me ; haha Mario has a tiny peepee ; me omg guys pls stop

  • Pika Fazbear
    Pika Fazbear 9 days ago

    Well I guess Mario is player 2 now

  • Cra Z
    Cra Z 9 days ago

    Just remember Waluigi is taller than Luigi in every way. And I mean EVERY way.

  • Cedrik_BOI
    Cedrik_BOI 10 days ago +1


  • karen stephens
    karen stephens 10 days ago +1

    (~_~) why did I watch this 😂

  • Abuumdumsadd Granum
    Abuumdumsadd Granum 10 days ago +1

    But hey.. that's JUST a theory! A GAY theory! I mean seriously a guy talking about another guys goo shooter is gay.

  • Spyros Dimos
    Spyros Dimos 11 days ago

    I'm just going to say that I have bigger

  • Cynthia Schuh
    Cynthia Schuh 11 days ago


  • SmallPanda33
    SmallPanda33 11 days ago

    So u mean to tell me that Mario is jealous of Luigi because Luigi ding dong is bigger?

  • VJ825 Molina
    VJ825 Molina 12 days ago +1

    I love that he changed the thumbnail to make it more advertiser-friendly 😁😁😁😁😁😁😂😂😂😂😂

  • PulleQPl
    PulleQPl 12 days ago

    -Luigi's Big dick-

  • Angel Night
    Angel Night 12 days ago

    I've read RUclip guidelines and ain't this considered educational

  • Neo i Tena FUNNY'S
    Neo i Tena FUNNY'S 13 days ago

    I watched this video at a round number of exactly 5,360,000 views

  • Fazed Out
    Fazed Out 13 days ago +1

    If you think that ruler was always there then you’re probably new... ( Luigi was originally holding an eggplant)

  • Private Potato
    Private Potato 14 days ago +1

    I thought this was a family friendly show 🤣

  • Pasleigh
    Pasleigh 14 days ago +1

    Thumbnail changed.
    (I got nothing else ;-;)

  • YamTheLazyMan
    YamTheLazyMan 15 days ago

    Ok so this is very very random, but probably everyone has been wondering. How thick are Monikas thighs??

  • Dylan Mackey
    Dylan Mackey 15 days ago

    Why was this video ever thought of!?!?

  • josh drew
    josh drew 15 days ago +1

    he...heyy what do you do for a living?
    I measure mario characters boobs and d##k
    well that makes me feel ALOT better about me being a dishwasher

  • Debra Stevens
    Debra Stevens 15 days ago

    pp attack green edition

  • Kyle Tanking
    Kyle Tanking 15 days ago

    This is important

  • unknowncz48t
    unknowncz48t 16 days ago +1

    That much math only to measure luigis pee pee wow

  • ktq Playz
    ktq Playz 16 days ago

    Hey that's how tall I am I guess he has the same foot size as me to

  • Unspeakable
    Unspeakable 17 days ago


  • JakeGDZ -
    JakeGDZ - 17 days ago


  • Frederico Barreto
    Frederico Barreto 18 days ago

    PLS do what look's like Shy Ghy inside

  • Bobz Blue
    Bobz Blue 18 days ago

    Who said he's not already aroused?

  • Rable Gamer
    Rable Gamer 19 days ago +1

    Matpat : Women have thicker mon than man's mon BUT none can compare to a pokemon ; 5:16

  • Uareawesome29
    Uareawesome29 19 days ago

    So many sex jokes.
    oh god.

  • Carrie Vess
    Carrie Vess 20 days ago

    AAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!! MY EYES!!!!!!!!!

  • Logan Johnson
    Logan Johnson 24 days ago

    Yo what the fudge mat

  • STR1 _
    STR1 _ 24 days ago

    The reason everyone thinks your show is for kids is because you've family friendlyfied the tone.

  • Cuteguy 75
    Cuteguy 75 24 days ago

    This video is rilly weird

  • will g
    will g 25 days ago

    Is it good or bad that my warp pipe is about the same size and I'm 13

  • Caticorn Universe
    Caticorn Universe 26 days ago


  • crispy bacon
    crispy bacon 27 days ago

    **Insert lenny face here**

  • The weird kid who sits alone at lunch

    I have one final question, What was that?

  • Admiral Firmus Piett
    Admiral Firmus Piett 29 days ago

    Wrong, it is actually the sith alchemy of Darth Luigi, he used the force to create a bulge, and big pp. He really has 1 inch pp . Busted

  • Rhysa Cooley
    Rhysa Cooley 29 days ago

    That is no little wiggle MatPat.

  • Sonic The Hedgehog
    Sonic The Hedgehog 29 days ago +1

    That manga had small Mario. The game picture had Super Luigi. We STILL don't know how big Super Mario's is!

  • Katie Johnson
    Katie Johnson Month ago

    This is why Rosalina is Luigi’s daughter and not Mario’s daughter
    Because in Nintendo games, size matters
    4.66 inches long sounds about average
    But it sounds like a dream compared to 2.5 inches long
    TL;DR: Princess Peach likes her eggplants in a green hat, don’t @ me

  • Dare Mo
    Dare Mo Month ago

    I cant believe this exists I love the internet

  • Alanta YT
    Alanta YT Month ago

    Luigi is *exactly* the same height as my dad

    *MY DAD*

    • Awlkd Ural
      Awlkd Ural Month ago

      5'8 is not an uncommon height.

  • The Bear of Dogz
    The Bear of Dogz Month ago +1

    Didn't know Luigi and I had the same size

  • Annie Lapointe
    Annie Lapointe Month ago

    “Preparation for the final boss”

  • Natsuki Najimi
    Natsuki Najimi Month ago +2

    I literally just realized that this was posted on April 1st -_-
    Even though I've watched this millions of times!.... *cough* ahem, for research purposes....nothing more...

  • Dr. Peachey
    Dr. Peachey Month ago

    I never knew there were this many ways to say di-

  • atomic _archer
    atomic _archer Month ago

    Its time ffor thomas to leave he has seen everything

  • Ludwig von Koopa
    Ludwig von Koopa Month ago +1

    MatPat is gay confirmed for staring fictional men in the crotch

  • alex dias
    alex dias Month ago

    WTF i doing with my life

  • Meme Machine
    Meme Machine Month ago

    *Looks like Luigi’s flagpole is going let’s a go ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)*

  • catlancemc Yt
    catlancemc Yt Month ago

    unnnnnn oof

  • Jayden Brownman
    Jayden Brownman Month ago

    But i already watched my daily dose of uhhh.. nah i aint saying it

  • Bumblebee Aldc
    Bumblebee Aldc Month ago


  • Colin Tennant
    Colin Tennant Month ago


  • Caroline Harned
    Caroline Harned Month ago

    When you were taller than Mario at 12 years old

  • Chocii
    Chocii Month ago

    Why are you......... Ahh... Ok...

  • Joseph Poulsen
    Joseph Poulsen Month ago

    So... this video was taken down but not really?

  • Dark Ice
    Dark Ice Month ago

    Fooqen supra mayro art 3

  • SugaristSnake0
    SugaristSnake0 Month ago

    Maybe Mario will have a bigger one from some newer releases

  • Kid flash
    Kid flash Month ago

    Dikc jokes

  • Dylan Ayala
    Dylan Ayala Month ago

    Hey this video taught me something, Im above average

  • Sharp Shogun
    Sharp Shogun Month ago

    6:50 the background is the imperial city sewers from oblivion, you're welcome.

  • Foxald Frump
    Foxald Frump Month ago


  • Sharon Stack
    Sharon Stack Month ago

    RIP Eggplant Emoji Thumbnail...

  • CephalonSadistic
    CephalonSadistic Month ago +1

    Not only does Luigi has a superior jump, but also some superior junk

  • joey boy
    joey boy Month ago

    My pp is 1.5 inch lolololoololll

  • Warrior and Harper
    Warrior and Harper Month ago

    me scrolling: Mario is insane Mario is insane prt 2 ......LUIGIS WHAT!!?
    God.....mat pat....

  • Nathan L
    Nathan L Month ago +1

    0:47 don’t you know? That’s what edgy tweens are into today.

  • FreezingPokemonVidsOfficial

    Remember when there was an eggplant and a winky face was in the thumbnail?

  • MythySnow BTS ARMY
    MythySnow BTS ARMY Month ago

    Oh you touch my tra la la 7w7
    * mY dInG DINg DoNg*