Flying to Anaheim on 2 hours of sleep

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  • Published on Jul 16, 2019
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    The one thing I learned from this trip to Anaheim was how much of a monopoly Jojo Siwa has on glitter clothing. If there was a small child anywhere in vidcon, she had her hair in a bow and was wearing the sparkliest jacket you could imagine (all from Jojo Siwa's line of loud clothing, of course). I mean, good for her, but isn't it terrifying that there are currently 44 million of her bows out in the wild at the moment? That's insane. She can literally create an army of 5 year olds in glitter uniform. What can I say; the end is near my dudes.
    I mean, I have nothing against the kid; she can keep doing what she's doing. What she has to stop doing though is pretending to be some sick hybrid of Elton John and Freddie Mercury during her live performances:
    - No.
    - Never.
    - Stop it.
    - It smells bad.
    I'm sorry Jojo, but you are not, have never, and never will be either of those singers. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.
    Beeswax email: [email protected]
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    With love,
    Jamila Cabello
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Comments • 9 036

  • Tsumugi_aro
    Tsumugi_aro Month ago +33974

    She’s not actually in the US for vidcon, she’s in the US for the Area 51 raid

  • TIAM TAVAKOLI
    TIAM TAVAKOLI 17 hours ago

    Am I the only one who thinks that Joana looks like one of the heads from the Bohemian Rhapsody video?

  • Do Do
    Do Do 23 hours ago +1

    What are her white shoes with the yellow plants?

  • Mayra Cabanillas Velazquez

    For y'all that are trying to figure out what the she said at the end this is the time and what she said.
    12:41 - 12:42
    " Suck my left toe horizontally from the ceilling"

  • Sophie Yu
    Sophie Yu Day ago

    “That make sure you’re not an alien from outer space”
    Well jokes on them cuz the aliens from Area 51 are gonna SWARM that place on September 20th

  • Lillie Gearheart

    When she said "hEllO HeLlO, Is ThIsS ThE PoLIcE" i got a phone call. And they just kept spamming me

  • Carolina Aguirre

    Hi

  • Emmzey's Art
    Emmzey's Art 2 days ago +5

    I'm eating an avocado tortilla watching this my mom is questioning my existence...🥑

  • Izzy
    Izzy 2 days ago +1

    So we aren't gonna discuss the poem at 12:41

  • Karina Lemus
    Karina Lemus 2 days ago

    Joanna you should have open the Bible because Bibles have money in them only if you see them at hotel rooms

  • Avital Sarao
    Avital Sarao 2 days ago +1

    for everyone wondering about her name it’s joana campos ceddia she says her middle name in her get to know me tag

  • Peppa got Spice
    Peppa got Spice 2 days ago +1

    Lions hunt at night and mostly sleep in the day, and nobody calls it a gazelle its probably called a water buck,kudu,sable or impala also eland, and yes I am 11year old girl and I am in the bush way to much😂 and no I don't live in the bush but rifa camp there were elephants by our doorstep with hyenas and wildcats

  • Maggie Closinski
    Maggie Closinski 3 days ago +1

    00:10 you look like John Deacon from Bohemian Rhapsody music video

  • Brenn
    Brenn 3 days ago

    No i will not suck your toe horizontally from your ceiling jOaNa. 😤

  • Parsa Mousavi
    Parsa Mousavi 3 days ago

    Its %100 her teeth that makes this channel hilarious

  • Paige_is_a_Person Beep Boop

    Are you going next year???

  • Sanam Singh
    Sanam Singh 3 days ago

    I hate the ear aches that come with air travelling

  • What is my life
    What is my life 4 days ago

    so y'all are ignoring the fact that her dad walk to target with a red shirt.....

  • Gustavo Costa
    Gustavo Costa 4 days ago

    F

  • Jayden Krug
    Jayden Krug 4 days ago

    Are you going to let the wild bamboozle you or are you going to bamboozle the wild

  • Marissa Ancira
    Marissa Ancira 4 days ago

    F

  • Anime Writer
    Anime Writer 4 days ago +5

    “This is what happens when you walk into hell.”
    Me: I thought that was high school 😂
    (Haha ha...ha I’m not funny)

  • Jennifer Wisniwski
    Jennifer Wisniwski 5 days ago

    That’s the airport I always go too

  • Susana Barrera
    Susana Barrera 5 days ago

    Why did she drink the milk so aggressively

  • Phil Conway
    Phil Conway 5 days ago

    2 hours of sleep is nice to an insomniac...

    imagine 5 days straight no sleep =(

  • jessie smallacombe
    jessie smallacombe 5 days ago

    f

  • xX GachaKyraPlayz Xx

    Can we all just pause the video at 12:07 and just realize how beautiful Joana actually is?

  • Percyiro No
    Percyiro No 6 days ago

    Joanacsheyvdvdyevvegsgvsgs ceddia

  • b r i a u n a
    b r i a u n a 6 days ago

    suck my left toe horizontally from the ceiling

  • b r i a u n a
    b r i a u n a 6 days ago

    i have the same grey shorts you see presented on joan’s tushy at 9:12

  • Lucinda Palmas
    Lucinda Palmas 6 days ago

    F

  • Lucinda Palmas
    Lucinda Palmas 6 days ago

    Wait, they sell food at Target?

  • Megan Marshall
    Megan Marshall 6 days ago

    I love her but the hacking and coughing drives me up the wall with actual disgust. Why? I get it. You’re funny, you’re pointing out the obvious and doing everything a filmography er would hate.. but it’s GROSS!

  • Ava Bingham
    Ava Bingham 6 days ago

    R we gonna talk about her name

  • Alia Bill
    Alia Bill 6 days ago

    When we raid Area 51 we will all be wearing aritza

  • Fresh Out The Oven
    Fresh Out The Oven 6 days ago

    The way she said "OW" kills me
    😂😂

  • Linn Vo
    Linn Vo 7 days ago

    Suck my left toe horizontally from the ceiling... I-😂😂😂

  • Isabella Costa
    Isabella Costa 7 days ago

    I only now realised joana talks like an old lady

  • Isabella Costa
    Isabella Costa 7 days ago

    F

  • : D
    : D 7 days ago

    *F*

  • peachy_ milk
    peachy_ milk 7 days ago +1

    at the end, it says,


    'suck my toe horrizontially'
    I. yes.

  • Bethany Craig
    Bethany Craig 7 days ago

    Girl if you suffer from airplane ear like I do - and I mean SUFFER like 10/10 pain when a plane descends - try some of those "earplane" ear plugs. They slow the pressure change process within your ear so you have more time to adjust. In addition to that, take a pseudoephedrine before each flight in order to open up your sinuses and Eustachian tubes. This works for me every time and I have not had any problems since employing this method.

    • Bethany Craig
      Bethany Craig 7 days ago

      If you have anxiety during flights however skip the pseudo. Being a stimulant / similar to an amphetamine it can increase stress levels.

  • did i stutter
    did i stutter 7 days ago

    Joana. PLEASE COME WITH US TO AREA 51. Bring your arsenal of Nerf guns for the weaponless. And eat lots of acorn squash and avocados the night before so you’re not RAVENOUS. Wear your yellow pants as a distraction for the guards. WE NEED YOU.

  • Charlotte Johnson
    Charlotte Johnson 7 days ago

    9,001 comment
    Love you!

  • Ashley Lovelace
    Ashley Lovelace 8 days ago

    I feel like if you wrote down everything you said in this video it would be the hardest story in the world to read

  • Cassidy Smith
    Cassidy Smith 8 days ago

    F

  • Caroline Baughman
    Caroline Baughman 8 days ago +6

    I can’t believe she thought pulling out her tiny microphone in the bathroom was a great place to do an update

    But i love it

  • Ally Jo Dearing
    Ally Jo Dearing 8 days ago

    wheres your microwave
    i dont have one
    WHY NOT

  • Strawberry
    Strawberry 8 days ago

    Somebody’s in the stall beside you and is hearing you film... epicccc

  • NOT Marshmello
    NOT Marshmello 8 days ago

    1:12 same Joana

  • Dum Gamer Boi
    Dum Gamer Boi 8 days ago

    There was an earthquake in ca 6 days earlier so WHO ARE YOOUUUUU

  • ella gerner
    ella gerner 8 days ago +13

    The concept of grapes in a chicken sandwich is horrifying, I’m sorry you had to experience that

    • Moonessence1
      Moonessence1 6 days ago

      ella gerner 😂😂☠️ it’s soooo good!

  • Kellie Keithley
    Kellie Keithley 8 days ago

    if anyone didn't know what that split second said it said "suck my left toe horizontally from the ceiling" -Joana Ceddia 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • lysippe2006
    lysippe2006 9 days ago +1

    why does my my tummy hurt

  • bunny beanie
    bunny beanie 9 days ago

    I also drink milk when I wake up and I have to go to holidays

  • Nouryy David
    Nouryy David 9 days ago +1

    Billie:wherearetheavocados
    Joana:uh,**i ate them**

  • Hockeygirl 05
    Hockeygirl 05 10 days ago

    Nobody:
    John Cena: "suck my left toe horizontally from the ceiling"

  • alex avalos-dominguez
    alex avalos-dominguez 10 days ago

    My name is Alejandro my dudes

  • Wolfie ArtDrawz
    Wolfie ArtDrawz 10 days ago

    when you said that you edit with Imovie I cheered with joy!!! >:OOOO (I use Imovie for editing all my animations and school videos)

  • Lexi 4806
    Lexi 4806 10 days ago

    REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWEEEE
    find the W you wont Jonh Cena
    " Joana Ceddia snaps"
    im sorry for using your name in vaiiiin "turns into ashes"
    my job here is done :) says Joana Ceddia(aka Jonh Cena)

  • Gina Titterton
    Gina Titterton 10 days ago

    “There has to be a way to exchange Freddie Mercury for Lil Pump, there has to!“ hahaha I think I just wee’d

  • charlotte Griffiths
    charlotte Griffiths 10 days ago

    who saw 12:41

  • Chiiri
    Chiiri 10 days ago

    *Suck my left toe horizontally from the ceiling*

  • Chiiri
    Chiiri 10 days ago

    *Suck my left toe horizontally from the ceiling*

  • Is Walter
    Is Walter 10 days ago

    OMG SHE WATCHED BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY

  • momodoesdance
    momodoesdance 10 days ago

    Maybe they’re hiding Walt Disney himself at Area 51... 😮

  • I'm thinking about a good username . . .

    I need to let this out...
    THE POST:
    'NOBODY
    NOT A SINGLE SOUL...
    BLAH BLAH BLAH '
    IS SOOOOO FUCKING ANNOYING!!

  • Eilish Lover
    Eilish Lover 11 days ago

    Even her Avocado Tortilla is from Artesia

  • AuraMoon
    AuraMoon 11 days ago

    Suck my left toe horizontally from the ceiling.
    Joana, explain.

  • Ella Preena
    Ella Preena 11 days ago

    Did anyone catch that tiny writing at the end ?...I MUST KNOW WHAT IT SAID

  • l LIKE TURTLES and darkness

    oh lord i h8te scary movies

  • MJ and Sky YT
    MJ and Sky YT 11 days ago

    U not I lol

  • Samantha Cabagnot
    Samantha Cabagnot 11 days ago

    Is she canadian?

  • The Classic Magda
    The Classic Magda 11 days ago

    Hey girl can you check out my RUclip channel and then maybe we can do a collab soon