Guests We'll Never Have Back on Conan (1998-02-20)

  • Published on Oct 3, 2015
  • Conan shares some footage of guest segments that didn't go so well. Needless to say, they'll never be back on the show. From Late Night, February 20, 1998.
  • ComedyComedy

Comments • 1 741

  • The Manager
    The Manager 10 days ago

    Max and The Seven WERE The Roots, before The Roots were The Roots.

  • Bitshitter
    Bitshitter 12 days ago

    Including the guest we didn't get to see in the video, Jason Preistley.......

  • Musti Paşaoğlu
    Musti Paşaoğlu 22 days ago

    What is this stupido Andy? He is Nobody

  • Gargaduk
    Gargaduk 22 days ago

    Oof, all fake. I didn't expect that.

  • Commodore RuhRoh Raggy

    Oh man the axe wielder skit was weird

  • Naptime2013
    Naptime2013 Month ago

    Conan has always had the best skits. No way leno would have the guts to put on masturbating bear on tv!

  • Tim
    Tim Month ago

    Conan of the 90s was awesome. Loved his late night show!

  • JR sandoval
    JR sandoval Month ago

    the knife thrower is hilarious

  • Anonymous 12&#5
    Anonymous 12&#5 2 months ago +1

    Ah, the old ex-wife-sister bit.

  • Pinche Poor
    Pinche Poor 2 months ago +1

    That’s why you had to settle for a talk show

  • Christopher Silverio
    Christopher Silverio 2 months ago

    Brian McCann as the Chef, genius!!!

  • Suzanne Blaylock
    Suzanne Blaylock 2 months ago

    Andy is so frickin' FaT now, what the hell is it with Americans ? Stop fucking eating !

  • The Toxic Junglist
    The Toxic Junglist 2 months ago

    Who are the old guys playing with Max Weinberg and the Max Weinberg 7?

  • Michael Abercrombie
    Michael Abercrombie 2 months ago

    John Goodman was contestant #1.

  • Grey Lazy
    Grey Lazy 2 months ago

    Cook chef is awsome i show it to my wife

  • peter papadimitriou
    peter papadimitriou 3 months ago

    LoL love all the set ups

  • Fiend God
    Fiend God 3 months ago

    The guy at 5:53 sounds like Trevor Moore

  • J Katt
    J Katt 3 months ago

    Fuck em. Ever forward!!

  • AnotherButt 4chair
    AnotherButt 4chair 3 months ago

    Was that Scotty Moore? Guitar man for Elvis?

  • mrdabbleswithpotion
    mrdabbleswithpotion 3 months ago

    Conan has said "he's a threat to every Irishman in the world". That's a bit extreme. Anyways on account of that, Conan really is acting as the white flag for AAAYYEEEE-RRIIISSSH people, presenting himself on my RUclip home page as the wholesome face of every AYYYEEE-REEEEESSH men. Ouuwww....
    I used to respect you Conan, not in an elitist way that you are intelligent & a Harvard grad, but because you stood up to the liberal cause. You even have a staff that is very diverse. One that you're not shy to display. I even for a while wanted to believe the Jordan Schlansky character was real, but now it's become apparent that it's all a lie to really capture the millennial crowd. I don't think you're a despicable person, I just wish you'd just buzz off, but you won't.
    So here's what I'd do. For every single time a video of yours makes it way to my home page, to that video I will post this exact comment, copy-paste, verbatim.
    Let's play this game.

    Why am I suddenly behaving badly? Not that I'm super nice online, even. People just created this memory of a super pleasant, stupid nice guy that they know so well, as if the memory is real. At the very least, even the dumbest (¹) will remember how horrible people were to me. For what? Nearly a decade? People just can't stand the memory of how they were so they just replaced it with the "memory" that I've always been this super nice, caring, sweet, forgiving guy that doesn't even care what you do to! I'll just forgive you no matter what! I'd just keep smiling! He's Filipino! Filipino are just like that! A point that these irish hijacked to no end. "Ouwwhhh, he's just this bhoy. Always just eager to please! He just wants everybody happy! It's always about kindness & helping each other out with his people".
    How do the irish know? Coz the irish are the Whites most like Filipinos, the irish say! I'd say it's the Spanish, but the irish will not have anything to do with them. So, eerrhhh? On conversations between the irish & Filipinos it will be unusual to ever bring up similarities, unless it mentions me. That really is only when the irish say that Filipinos are most like them. But it does solve a few issues....
    Look! The Whites aren't being racists! His people are compared to another White group! Seems like the irish can just manage the mess that this person has created. At this realization, suddenly, Whites do see that the most common of them (conveniently not having to use Italians, which are a little bit too discriminated themselves) & his people are indeed similar!... Well, not see, as more as feel. It eases them. When I point out that, "no, I don't identify with you, in fact you people are doing the worst to my family...", but, the gossiping of the irish were quick to take,
    "Ouwwhh... He is a very screwed-up, self-hating person that always withdraws to himself & always say 'sooorry!' (²). He just feels so, so irish that he just can't help it! He identifies so much to us, that he hates us. We know these things about him... We're the ones that knows most about this bhoy... It is! It is indeed as so many people are saying now, he really just wants everybody to be happy & smiling! Ouuwhh yes, he loves the irish face. He likes his face plump & round like maize walliams! Ouuuwwwh, he doesn't really mean it when he said this! Like we said, this is a very, very conflicted bhoy. He's acting out on you on something else that he feels about himself! Yes, yes.. Oh, no, no... It's not because of what you did or said to him"
    Even the part that I said that the irish are doing the worst to us was being discarded. It's only being un-omitted now. Because of the insistence of the gossiping of them (no shortage there) that it's being drowned out & it's really hard to show that the worst cops & most psychics are irish.
    ¹ That aren't Vancouverites.
    ² I did say sorry a lot when I was working at Pet Habitat.

  • Ty Kline
    Ty Kline 3 months ago

    Is the chef dr Faget from the hangover??? Lol

  • Ty Kline
    Ty Kline 3 months ago

    I thought it was serious until the first one came on lol

  • Ned
    Ned 3 months ago

    Song at the start?

  • C G
    C G 3 months ago

    02:38 That's the Dad on Pete and Pete.

  • Side Effects
    Side Effects 4 months ago +2

    "Take a look" doesn't he still say that after all these years?

  • Side Effects
    Side Effects 4 months ago

    Andy has always been so awkward.
    And never been funny.

  • David Peter
    David Peter 5 months ago

    Conan’s desk was tiny.
    So was Andy.

  • Anastasia Bananastasia
    Anastasia Bananastasia 6 months ago +1

    Love da CoCo♥️

  • tommytatt
    tommytatt 6 months ago

    "Youre retarded" the good ol days of tv

  • Tyler Hughes
    Tyler Hughes 6 months ago

    Back when you could say retarded

  • I Play One On T.V.
    I Play One On T.V. 6 months ago

    ….Another bullshit failure bit.

  • Very Nice
    Very Nice 6 months ago

    I'm off hook lol

  • Morphed Figures
    Morphed Figures 6 months ago

    God Conan sucked until he hit Tbs.

  • Greg Phillips
    Greg Phillips 6 months ago

    DJ Fontana!

  • Joe Vicarious
    Joe Vicarious 6 months ago

    V good acting

  • David James
    David James 6 months ago

    6:55 😂

  • Caramon Majere
    Caramon Majere 6 months ago

    This is fuckin retarded.

  • Ed F booboo
    Ed F booboo 6 months ago

    That guy is like 53 years old, he didn't recognize his sister from when he was 23? They should have said 50 years ago.Still funny.

  • Ryan Tatum
    Ryan Tatum 6 months ago

    Corny af. Way funnier these days.

  • Pluck Yeah
    Pluck Yeah 6 months ago

    Predictable humour..As is most American jokes..

  • The Shawn Murphy Journal

    When he went to TBS the show declined big time maybe the location set or his interest in doing the late night talk show

  • Alonzo Lopez
    Alonzo Lopez 6 months ago

    Conan is still funny but not as funny as when he was on NBC

  • Massively Effected
    Massively Effected 6 months ago +1

    Too be fair this show was edgier also because it was on at 1am.

  • Mercurial Pierrot
    Mercurial Pierrot 6 months ago

    Searching Karhi Wuhrer brought me here 😂🤣

  • IrRegular
    IrRegular 6 months ago

    oh a... a skit. ok.

  • XkidXuglyX
    XkidXuglyX 6 months ago


  • Eric in Florida
    Eric in Florida 6 months ago

    Wow they look like such babies 20 years ago. Food assembler is hilarious.

  • TheOtherWhiteBread0
    TheOtherWhiteBread0 6 months ago

    Video starts and ends around 0:00

    • Solomon McQueen
      Solomon McQueen 6 months ago

      The line begins at your mom's ass and ends at her mouth.

  • TheOtherWhiteBread0
    TheOtherWhiteBread0 6 months ago

    God damn this show is so repetitive and terrible. Just atrocious.

  • jd reals
    jd reals 6 months ago

    6:56 he says you’re retarded. Never gonna hear that again in our current world

  • Steve Lee
    Steve Lee 6 months ago

    Was the “chef” the peppermint candy cane?

  • Einniv Xel
    Einniv Xel 6 months ago

    Would been funny if he said so here’s Andy’s when’s mine coming out

  • Brian Frumps
    Brian Frumps 6 months ago


  • Sonny Crockett
    Sonny Crockett 6 months ago

    Robin Williams could be on this list

  • Jarf510
    Jarf510 6 months ago

    4:22 🤔🤔🤔

  • Bri F
    Bri F 6 months ago

    Okay you're

  • Bri F
    Bri F 6 months ago

    Voala gobble gobble

  • Han Solo
    Han Solo 6 months ago

    All these bits still hold up. I’m still laughing !

  • Pepinos Channel
    Pepinos Channel 6 months ago

    Was that real he married his sister ?

  • JapCarRealGood
    JapCarRealGood 6 months ago

    6:55 #YoureRetarded

  • The Rad Rocketeer
    The Rad Rocketeer 6 months ago


  • Chris T
    Chris T 7 months ago +1

    A better time in entertainment, before sjw’s.....

  • Peege-ay Clarke
    Peege-ay Clarke 7 months ago

    Tell your plastiqe surgeon you were better looking back here... and MAKE him do it.

  • Peege-ay Clarke
    Peege-ay Clarke 7 months ago

    Hi 20 years ago Conan . You were ahead of our time .
    By that I mean I have time now ... but you're 20 years old. Soooo... still good buuuut...

  • kaleigh79
    kaleigh79 7 months ago

    Be Kind Rewind

  • Relax just be more tea
    Relax just be more tea 7 months ago +1

    This show was fucked up back in the day

  • Ty v
    Ty v 7 months ago

    1998 you could still say retarded on tv haha what happened

  • Colin Christensen
    Colin Christensen 7 months ago

    Was that Scotty Moore at the start?

  • R Rockwell
    R Rockwell 7 months ago was never funny.

  • Linda Gerhardt
    Linda Gerhardt 7 months ago

    Starts with shitting on those that gave you your start, maybe we should just forget about you Conan.

  • Kool Beans
    Kool Beans 7 months ago

    I thought this was going to be a memorial video for guest who have died

  • johnmonk66
    johnmonk66 7 months ago

    was this funny? Have I lost me sense of humor or is this dull as shit?

  • Mr. Shibeman
    Mr. Shibeman 7 months ago

    Conan calling the chef retarded

  • Maram Hesham
    Maram Hesham 7 months ago

    "You get some SAL and some AMI" 😂😂

  • RyuUsagi小龙兔
    RyuUsagi小龙兔 7 months ago