Guests We'll Never Have Back on Conan (1998-02-20)

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  • Published on Oct 3, 2015
  • Conan shares some footage of guest segments that didn't go so well. Needless to say, they'll never be back on the show. From Late Night, February 20, 1998.
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  • peter papadimitriou
    peter papadimitriou 12 days ago

    LoL love all the set ups

  • Fiend God
    Fiend God 16 days ago

    The guy at 5:53 sounds like Trevor Moore

  • J Katt
    J Katt 17 days ago

    Fuck em. Ever forward!!

  • Student Loans Are Cool

    Was that Scotty Moore? Guitar man for Elvis?

  • mrdabbleswithpotion
    mrdabbleswithpotion 19 days ago

    Conan has said "he's a threat to every Irishman in the world". That's a bit extreme. Anyways on account of that, Conan really is acting as the white flag for AAAYYEEEE-RRIIISSSH people, presenting himself on my RUclip home page as the wholesome face of every AYYYEEE-REEEEESSH men. Ouuwww....
    I used to respect you Conan, not in an elitist way that you are intelligent & a Harvard grad, but because you stood up to the liberal cause. You even have a staff that is very diverse. One that you're not shy to display. I even for a while wanted to believe the Jordan Schlansky character was real, but now it's become apparent that it's all a lie to really capture the millennial crowd. I don't think you're a despicable person, I just wish you'd just buzz off, but you won't.
    So here's what I'd do. For every single time a video of yours makes it way to my home page, to that video I will post this exact comment, copy-paste, verbatim.
    Let's play this game.
    ----

    Why am I suddenly behaving badly? Not that I'm super nice online, even. People just created this memory of a super pleasant, stupid nice guy that they know so well, as if the memory is real. At the very least, even the dumbest (¹) will remember how horrible people were to me. For what? Nearly a decade? People just can't stand the memory of how they were so they just replaced it with the "memory" that I've always been this super nice, caring, sweet, forgiving guy that doesn't even care what you do to! I'll just forgive you no matter what! I'd just keep smiling! He's Filipino! Filipino are just like that! A point that these irish hijacked to no end. "Ouwwhhh, he's just this bhoy. Always just eager to please! He just wants everybody happy! It's always about kindness & helping each other out with his people".
    How do the irish know? Coz the irish are the Whites most like Filipinos, the irish say! I'd say it's the Spanish, but the irish will not have anything to do with them. So, eerrhhh? On conversations between the irish & Filipinos it will be unusual to ever bring up similarities, unless it mentions me. That really is only when the irish say that Filipinos are most like them. But it does solve a few issues....
    Look! The Whites aren't being racists! His people are compared to another White group! Seems like the irish can just manage the mess that this person has created. At this realization, suddenly, Whites do see that the most common of them (conveniently not having to use Italians, which are a little bit too discriminated themselves) & his people are indeed similar!... Well, not see, as more as feel. It eases them. When I point out that, "no, I don't identify with you, in fact you people are doing the worst to my family...", but, the gossiping of the irish were quick to take,
    "Ouwwhh... He is a very screwed-up, self-hating person that always withdraws to himself & always say 'sooorry!' (²). He just feels so, so irish that he just can't help it! He identifies so much to us, that he hates us. We know these things about him... We're the ones that knows most about this bhoy... It is! It is indeed as so many people are saying now, he really just wants everybody to be happy & smiling! Ouuwhh yes, he loves the irish face. He likes his face plump & round like maize walliams! Ouuuwwwh, he doesn't really mean it when he said this! Like we said, this is a very, very conflicted bhoy. He's acting out on you on something else that he feels about himself! Yes, yes.. Oh, no, no... It's not because of what you did or said to him"
    Even the part that I said that the irish are doing the worst to us was being discarded. It's only being un-omitted now. Because of the insistence of the gossiping of them (no shortage there) that it's being drowned out & it's really hard to show that the worst cops & most psychics are irish.
    ---
    ¹ That aren't Vancouverites.
    ² I did say sorry a lot when I was working at Pet Habitat.

  • Ty Kline
    Ty Kline 26 days ago

    Is the chef dr Faget from the hangover??? Lol

  • Ty Kline
    Ty Kline 26 days ago

    I thought it was serious until the first one came on lol

  • Ned
    Ned 27 days ago

    Song at the start?

  • C G
    C G 28 days ago

    02:38 That's the Dad on Pete and Pete.

  • Side Effects
    Side Effects Month ago +2

    "Take a look" doesn't he still say that after all these years?

  • Side Effects
    Side Effects Month ago

    Andy has always been so awkward.
    And never been funny.

  • David Peter
    David Peter 2 months ago

    Conan’s desk was tiny.
    So was Andy.

  • Anastasia Bananastasia
    Anastasia Bananastasia 3 months ago +1

    Love da CoCo♥️

  • tommytatt
    tommytatt 3 months ago

    "Youre retarded" the good ol days of tv

  • Tyler Hughes
    Tyler Hughes 3 months ago

    Back when you could say retarded

  • I Play One On T.V.
    I Play One On T.V. 3 months ago

    ….Another bullshit failure bit.

  • Very Nice
    Very Nice 3 months ago

    I'm off hook lol

  • Morphed Figures
    Morphed Figures 3 months ago

    God Conan sucked until he hit Tbs.

  • Greg Phillips
    Greg Phillips 3 months ago

    DJ Fontana!

  • Joe Vicarious
    Joe Vicarious 3 months ago

    V good acting

  • David James
    David James 3 months ago

    6:55 😂

  • Caramon Majere
    Caramon Majere 3 months ago

    This is fuckin retarded.

  • Ed F booboo
    Ed F booboo 3 months ago

    That guy is like 53 years old, he didn't recognize his sister from when he was 23? They should have said 50 years ago.Still funny.

  • Ryan Tatum
    Ryan Tatum 3 months ago

    Corny af. Way funnier these days.

  • Pluck Yeah
    Pluck Yeah 3 months ago

    Predictable humour..As is most American jokes..

  • The Shawn Murphy Journal

    When he went to TBS the show declined big time maybe the location set or his interest in doing the late night talk show

  • Alonzo Lopez
    Alonzo Lopez 3 months ago

    Conan is still funny but not as funny as when he was on NBC

  • Massively Effected
    Massively Effected 3 months ago +1

    Too be fair this show was edgier also because it was on at 1am.

  • Mercurial Pierrot
    Mercurial Pierrot 3 months ago

    Searching Karhi Wuhrer brought me here 😂🤣

  • IrRegular
    IrRegular 3 months ago

    oh a... a skit. ok.

  • XkidXuglyX
    XkidXuglyX 3 months ago

    #wincest

  • Eric in Florida
    Eric in Florida 3 months ago

    Wow they look like such babies 20 years ago. Food assembler is hilarious.

  • TheOtherWhiteBread0
    TheOtherWhiteBread0 3 months ago

    Video starts and ends around 0:00

    • Solomon McQueen
      Solomon McQueen 3 months ago

      The line begins at your mom's ass and ends at her mouth.

  • TheOtherWhiteBread0
    TheOtherWhiteBread0 3 months ago

    God damn this show is so repetitive and terrible. Just atrocious.

  • jd reals
    jd reals 3 months ago

    6:56 he says you’re retarded. Never gonna hear that again in our current world

  • Steve Lee
    Steve Lee 3 months ago

    Was the “chef” the peppermint candy cane?

  • Einniv Xel
    Einniv Xel 3 months ago

    Would been funny if he said so here’s Andy’s when’s mine coming out

  • Brian Frumps
    Brian Frumps 3 months ago

    Nofx

  • Sonny Crockett
    Sonny Crockett 3 months ago

    Robin Williams could be on this list

  • Jarf510
    Jarf510 3 months ago

    4:22 🤔🤔🤔

  • Bri F
    Bri F 3 months ago

    Okay you're retarded.lol

  • Bri F
    Bri F 3 months ago

    Voala gobble gobble

  • hung ly
    hung ly 3 months ago

    All these bits still hold up. I’m still laughing !

  • Pepinos Channel
    Pepinos Channel 3 months ago

    Was that real he married his sister ?

  • JapCarRealGood
    JapCarRealGood 3 months ago

    6:55 #YoureRetarded

  • The Rad Rocketeer
    The Rad Rocketeer 3 months ago

    conaN

  • Chris T
    Chris T 3 months ago +1

    A better time in entertainment, before sjw’s.....

  • Peege-ay Clarke
    Peege-ay Clarke 3 months ago

    Tell your plastiqe surgeon you were better looking back here... and MAKE him do it.

  • Peege-ay Clarke
    Peege-ay Clarke 3 months ago

    Hi 20 years ago Conan . You were ahead of our time .
    By that I mean I have time now ... but you're 20 years old. Soooo... still good buuuut...

  • kaleigh79
    kaleigh79 3 months ago

    Be Kind Rewind

  • Relax just be more tea
    Relax just be more tea 3 months ago +1

    This show was fucked up back in the day

  • Ty v
    Ty v 4 months ago

    1998 you could still say retarded on tv haha what happened

  • Colin Christensen
    Colin Christensen 4 months ago

    Was that Scotty Moore at the start?

  • R Rockwell
    R Rockwell 4 months ago

    So...it was never funny.

  • Linda Gerhardt
    Linda Gerhardt 4 months ago

    Starts with shitting on those that gave you your start, maybe we should just forget about you Conan.

  • Kool Beans
    Kool Beans 4 months ago

    I thought this was going to be a memorial video for guest who have died

  • johnmonk66
    johnmonk66 4 months ago

    was this funny? Have I lost me sense of humor or is this dull as shit?

  • Mr. Shibeman
    Mr. Shibeman 4 months ago

    Conan calling the chef retarded

  • Maram Hesham
    Maram Hesham 4 months ago

    HAHAHAHA
    "You get some SAL and some AMI" 😂😂

  • RyuUsagi小龙兔
    RyuUsagi小龙兔 4 months ago

    "I LEWD MY OWN SISTER" Lmao.

  • kipperfeast
    kipperfeast 4 months ago

    Again, here's another example of "the embarrassment to the Irish"...

  • Brent Edwards
    Brent Edwards 4 months ago

    Before he went red!! Dying his hair. These are all fake...I guess he couldn't show actual real people who bombed....these sure do.

  • DJ M
    DJ M 4 months ago

    Goldfinger sucks!

  • Sub to me idk why
    Sub to me idk why 4 months ago

    I think the first one was set up because they were really bad actors

  • Angus Sutherland
    Angus Sutherland 4 months ago

    Why does 1998 look like 1991?

  • Abel Ortega
    Abel Ortega 5 months ago

    “Your retarded” ahh good times

  • * Nadia Mundt *
    * Nadia Mundt * 5 months ago

    ANDYS SO THIN WOAH

  • Steve Ellis
    Steve Ellis 5 months ago

    Don Wrigley!

  • CJ Payne
    CJ Payne 5 months ago

    Grew up off this show

  • veerchasm1
    veerchasm1 5 months ago

    Man killing ex-wife bit...1 like: from OJ Simpson

  • Robert Lockwood
    Robert Lockwood 5 months ago

    Member when Andy was moderately slim😂😂

  • Fufner Keywheel
    Fufner Keywheel 5 months ago

    Conan is a racist asshole. Enough said!

  • Michael McDonald
    Michael McDonald 5 months ago +1

    While I dislike any genuinely restricted speech and can be as put off with the PC thought police as anyone, it’s annoying to witness the many people in the comments who are getting nostalgic for a “simpler” time of it being “ok to say ‘retarded’” as though something important has been taken from them.
    I don’t advocate people being told “how to talk” but this notion that showing more decency to the mentally retarded and other marginalized people whose lives are already not easy is some lame bummer is bullshit.

  • MrBiggysmalls87
    MrBiggysmalls87 6 months ago

    The first guy is the dad from Pete and Pete.

  • kadd toh
    kadd toh 6 months ago

    Is the first one real or just a sketch?

  • castratedrhino77
    castratedrhino77 6 months ago

    That was his wife, Conan. His fucking wife, & you knew. Comedy gold.

  • Drew Zuhosky
    Drew Zuhosky 6 months ago

    2:31 Hardy Rawls of Pete and Pete fame!

  • Joe Permenter
    Joe Permenter 6 months ago

    One murderer, one impersonator, one fat ass.

  • Harrison McKinney
    Harrison McKinney 6 months ago

    It was accident

  • Nelson Robert Willis
    Nelson Robert Willis 6 months ago

    Conan and the Impostor:
    Which is which?
    ☹☻
    😆

  • Laura Caskey
    Laura Caskey 6 months ago

    That first guy is the dad from Pete & Pete.

  • Victor Castillo
    Victor Castillo 6 months ago

    The new show is not doing it for me

  • Over Analyze
    Over Analyze 7 months ago

    back in the day. now all we hear is "Orange man = BAD"

  • j0nnyism
    j0nnyism 7 months ago

    Conan is such a dreadful name his parents should be shot for christening him

  • Ragebox85
    Ragebox85 7 months ago

    Too much Game of Thrones in my Conan O'Brien

  • Thecomedyjudge
    Thecomedyjudge 7 months ago

    I guess his good friend norm Macdonald will never be on again

  • Stephen Chase
    Stephen Chase 7 months ago +1

    Congratulations for earning almost 1,660 comments, 11,000 likes, 8,100 subscribers, and 4,600,000 views worldwide!!

  • smile182_blink
    smile182_blink 7 months ago

    "It was accident. I'm off hook right Andy"

  • smile182_blink
    smile182_blink 7 months ago

    Andy's been with him that long!? Holy crap lol

  • Michael Ordenes
    Michael Ordenes 7 months ago

    Andy looks thin here

  • Andrew Coggins
    Andrew Coggins 7 months ago

    Why is Conan such a fucking asshole?

    • Tony Wood
      Tony Wood 7 months ago

      He's not. Are you actually Jay Leno?

  • Midnight Marauder
    Midnight Marauder 7 months ago

    10:26 someone farts

  • Azazel 13
    Azazel 13 7 months ago

    This is why I don't watch the show, fake ass shit

  • Gastel
    Gastel 7 months ago

    The impersonator needed to be him, do a short skit but mention that to tell him apart from the 'real' Conan he always wears a tan coloured tie. Then cut back to Conan and Andy and have Conan look at the monitor and wink.

  • don't care
    don't care 7 months ago

    Damn has andy aged at all??

  • CuriousEarthMan
    CuriousEarthMan 7 months ago

    pardon my ignorance: who were the musical guests?

  • Your Channel
    Your Channel 7 months ago

    That last guy reminded me of John Belushi. =D

  • Melania Trump
    Melania Trump 7 months ago

    what the hell does he say at 3:13?

  • Damond Pleasant
    Damond Pleasant 7 months ago

    9:28 Newman?

  • Hulk Hogan
    Hulk Hogan 7 months ago

    I was 10 years old then. Staying up late every week night to watch this show. Love it