The GOP Celebrates Its One-Third Of A Healthcare Victory

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  • Опубликовано: 5 май 2017
  • The GOP held a 'massive beer bash' to celebrate something that's only partially accomplished.
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Комментарии • 3 565

  • donna taylor
    donna taylor Месяц назад +1

    Late Show......PLEASE CUT Jons mic! PLEASE....

  • DoN HARDY
    DoN HARDY Месяц назад +1

    The accents are funnyyyy as FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK

  • mondovb
    mondovb 2 месяца назад

    Arrested, convicted, and possibly sentenced, for laughing out loud at political hypocrisy during a confirmation hearing. While most of the GOP is insanely adamant about protecting the 2nd Amendment, why in living fuck aren't they speaking up at all about protesting the 1st?
    Maybe they would have let that woman off if she'd just shot Sessions instead. After all, it is now the American Way.

  • yaoiboilover
    yaoiboilover 2 месяца назад

    Revenge of the sixth!

  • Louis Smets
    Louis Smets 2 месяца назад

    Fan previously drink disease star headquarters warn shuttle.

  • Jacueline Morrison
    Jacueline Morrison 4 месяца назад +1

    My. Music. Is. Great

  • Kong Sun
    Kong Sun 4 месяца назад

    Caligula banned laughter too.

  • Sarah Wesley
    Sarah Wesley 4 месяца назад

    Batiste loves that song!!... ``cold blooded``

  • BirdDana
    BirdDana 5 месяцев назад

    oops sorry, i involuntarily laughed when it said she'd face 'up to a year in prison'. wait...im canadian. nevermind hahahahahaha

  • Michael Lopez
    Michael Lopez 5 месяцев назад

    Jeff sessions is Walter

  • Vincent Jones
    Vincent Jones 6 месяцев назад

    This idiot Seth Meyers has a fan base of complete morons. If my dog were as dumb as his fan base, I would feel compelled to have him put down, it would be the only merciful humane thing to do. And if I caught this Seth Meyers POS in my back yard, I would be remiss If I didn't fill his Daisy Dukes with rock salt.

  • Alex1993
    Alex1993 8 месяцев назад

    "I'm President!"
    That doesn't mean you're intelligent!

  • Alex1993
    Alex1993 8 месяцев назад

    "All the mistakes are taken"

  • Alex1993
    Alex1993 8 месяцев назад

    It's funny because Trump's dictatorship is so entertaining for us, Canadians, to watch!

  • Gnostic atheist
    Gnostic atheist 8 месяцев назад

    that's offensive to Trekkie's

  • Dak Lamerbusch
    Dak Lamerbusch 9 месяцев назад

    5:50 - "So many people to thank! The guys in the white hoods- they know who they are; >wink< the guys in the back with the confederate caps, overalls and pitchforks; the men with greasy hair and blood stains on their wife beater shirts; and the guys in blackface and robes who lynched that black fellow outside-great people!"

  • Rui Oliveira
    Rui Oliveira 9 месяцев назад

    Land of the free MY ASS!!!
    In my country I can legally call my president a son of a bitch, to his face!
    By the way, she really end up in jail?

    • Canadian Hobo
      Canadian Hobo 3 месяца назад

      With a $1000 fine; but the courts dropped the charges against Desiree Fairooz (www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/desiree-fairooz-jeff-sessions-laughter-charges-dropped-congress-attorney-general-protests-a8043391.html)

  • Chillin
    Chillin Год назад

    the republican party is no longer a political party but a cult lead by a lunatic named Trump...ala James Jones..what ever the lunatic lies about his followers believe him....and George Will .(George Won't now)...the turncoat GOP guru , is dead wrong about 180 million people enjoying free health care from their employers tax free...the GOP wants the worker to start paying federal taxes on these benefits..fact is millions of people are paying for their own health insurance out of their own pockets...employers are not footing all their health cost....he like other GOP cult followers are just all serial liars....

  • Emma SpAce
    Emma SpAce Год назад

    if we're all going to jail for this who wants to join my gang, we are focused on spreading laughter

  • Nadia Ingrida
    Nadia Ingrida Год назад

    that's such a white group

  • legion999
    legion999 Год назад

    Awww, what's wrong Jeff Sessions, you need a little fucking safe space from a barely audible short laugh? What vengeful little cunt

  • Frank Meier
    Frank Meier Год назад

    I am so happy to be not a American and be not a victim of this piece of shit in the White House and his suppository Paul Ryan.
    They are monsters with the blackest hearts that a human can have.
    I feel so sad for all honest Americans ...

  • Amiri the Grey
    Amiri the Grey Год назад

    Do you guys remember the last time the wage gap was this huge? The roaring 20's. Which is great, because if there's one thing the 20's I remember, is how the 30's looked in contrast

  • ndrthrdr1
    ndrthrdr1 Год назад

    Like 29,999.

  • outseeker
    outseeker Год назад +1

    yelling "BULLSHIT" at the top of your lungs would surely be the default reflex- she reigned it in well.

  • ABCantonese
    ABCantonese Год назад

    Jailed for laughing? What happened to the first amendment?

  • george orwell
    george orwell Год назад

    what business cuts its main source of income when its facing bankruptcy? republicans want to get rid of all public programs and bankrupt the government so they can be kings here.

  • Gary Jeffers
    Gary Jeffers Год назад

    Our president is a lying sack of sheet! He is also the most prolific liar I've ever known of. That these assholes got together to celebrate the harm they are trying to do to the American people with a impromptu party is obscene! I know Americans tend to have short memories regarding the sins of their elected representatives but I pray you not forget the ones this congress has committed. From Neil Gorsuch to their AHCA and everything in between, they should be made to pay dearly. And Wisconsin, can we please end Paul Ryan's career?

  • Lena Willems
    Lena Willems Год назад

    Uncomfortable cake all detective suspect quiet escape order amount.

  • AndurilNarsil1
    AndurilNarsil1 Год назад +1

    FUK this wanna be comedian.. Deport all the liberal hysterical socialist douchbags.. gtfo out of my country

  • EveryZepAlbum
    EveryZepAlbum Год назад

    +Trump is jealous of Obama. I think it is just an ego trip..If he really cared about the people, he would leave Obama Care alone. But it seems he just wants to replace what is Obama's with what is his (ego reasons)and territorial reeasons..stupid..I am glad Steven can laugh about it..because it is really depressing

  • Frank Parent
    Frank Parent Год назад

    A year in prison for laughing??? These are the USA nowadays!

  • lisa 22199
    lisa 22199 Год назад

    hey I skipped your last video
    cause its stupid to pretend you know what god would say

    plz don't do stupid stuff like that cause your videos are great other wise

  • john park
    john park Год назад

    repeal and replace donald trump and his gang

  • john park
    john park Год назад

    go go go Colbert we love the late show fuck donald trump , trump is a schizophrenic bipolar

  • LadyAsphodel93
    LadyAsphodel93 Год назад

    7:33 I've been waiting months for Stephen to do that, I had a feeling he would! XD

  • Snorlax zup
    Snorlax zup Год назад

    So...America, how does it feel to be the laughing stock of the west?

  • Casen Goins
    Casen Goins Год назад

    😂😂😂 Jeff sessions looking like a new born I'm dead 😂😂😂

  • Max Barrett
    Max Barrett Год назад

    I predict that Colbert will be replaced in 90 days…the clapping machine is being used more and more ? Its already happening as we speak …trust me I have met the powers that be and it is coming down ….Peace

  • Kevin Knight
    Kevin Knight Год назад

    I am so sick of this dick. Peace of shit would not have any rating if it wasn't for president Trump. Fuck him someone needs to drill that liberal scum in his fucking head.

  • Phan Nguyen
    Phan Nguyen Год назад

    Would someone kindly tell me how many people who worked on the healthcare bill are considered mathematician?

  • raghv m
    raghv m Год назад

    guys we should start gassing republicans.

  • L Lin
    L Lin Год назад

    Of cause Trump hates the media. Everyone who have different opinions are evil, they should be poised and burned. Heil Trump! This ugly idiotic jerk.

  • Artem Bentsionov
    Artem Bentsionov Год назад

    I see the GOP is getting crazier day by day. At least get ur sports metaphors right. Oh, and if you have no sense of humor yourself, don't punish someone else for having it.

  • Mathy Don
    Mathy Don Год назад

    All babies look like smoothed old men

  • Matthew Walker
    Matthew Walker Год назад

    @reince priebus has no business using football references..

  • jaelynn zee
    jaelynn zee Год назад

    All these old white religious men are a fraud and embarrassment! This is disgusting. I can't even hear about these assholes anymore. It's sick to see a small number of old white men, who likely had a hand in destroying the planet, all be in the WH making policies that hurt women. This really is like the 50s.

  • saultube44
    saultube44 Год назад

    LOL@7:30 at which Jon Stewart would say: BOOM! amd again @8:13, I like the rebellious wit

  • Claudette Claereboudt
    Claudette Claereboudt Год назад

    Why vote for those who will hurt you? Republicans exist to serve the rich and to trample the brainwashed poor. Maybe an IQ test for voters?

  • whiteboyjeff12
    whiteboyjeff12 Год назад

    TRUMPcare for everybody!!! don't call it AHCA.

  • armegaz
    armegaz Год назад

    America deserves to lose their health care for voting for a con man. Voting is no joke.

  • armegaz
    armegaz Год назад

    The President is so hands on, on the vaginas!

  • Something Clever
    Something Clever Год назад

    We need to get a "go fund me" started for that woman's legal fees..

  • mark One
    mark One Год назад

    why don't the American people insist Republicans have the same health care they are deep throating down everybody mouths

  • Mark Springstead
    Mark Springstead Год назад

    Not all of North America, Canada is doing fine

  • Doctor Hill
    Doctor Hill Год назад

    Little Colbert. Maxine Water's cock in your mouth.

  • Crystal Duncan
    Crystal Duncan Год назад

    LOL I gag everytime I say it, too.

  • jerico641
    jerico641 Год назад

    That reflex defense is about the best, most honest one I've ever heard in my life.

  • funkyflights
    funkyflights Год назад

    If that lady serves 1 minute in jail, that's the crime ... Utterly ridiculous ...

  • Kelly Hannah
    Kelly Hannah Год назад

    Stephen Colbert is my hero! Our Orange Dictator is trembling in his tweets

  • Jean Roch
    Jean Roch Год назад

    "land of the free" LOL ! :-D

  • Veronica Morton
    Veronica Morton Год назад

    I'm going to jail for life!

  • Carrvalier Islar
    Carrvalier Islar Год назад +1

    Fuck off Colbert

  • Wylona
    Wylona Год назад

    Congratulations, working class Trump voters. Here is how he keeps his promise to protect you. Hope that kool-aid he served you was worth it.

  • aftonafton
    aftonafton Год назад

    for the love of god, can someone on the show's staff please change the end photo, stephen looks like my mom in 2007

  • Ifihada Hammer
    Ifihada Hammer Год назад

    “Coming from a different world and only being a politician for a short period of time - How am I doing? Am I doing okay? I’m president! Hey! I’m president! Can you believe it, right?”
    (Donald Trump)
    AKA... Orange Julius Cesar.

  • Kop Kore
    Kop Kore Год назад

    Hahahahhahaha Trump really got under this guys skin.
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • billytheweasel
    billytheweasel Год назад

    it piss

  • flamingpie herman
    flamingpie herman Год назад

    Well at least the states retain their power. That's part of the checks and balances, otherwise the govt would have too much power over people.

  • Carole Ann
    Carole Ann Год назад

    A woman laughs at a man and goes to jail. A man harasses a woman and becomes president. Wtg 'Merica.

  • kimberly s
    kimberly s Год назад +1

    It's funny because all these republican dicks get free healthcare on the tax-payer dime. Which they refuse to pay

  • OrionoftheStar
    OrionoftheStar Год назад

    Wait, so there's still a chance that it won't become law?

  • John Tatum
    John Tatum Год назад +2

    I'm part of the Republican/Conservative resistance...I never watch Colbert, or Whoopi, or Maher..they are crude and not funny....I repeat not funny!

  • codetaku -
    codetaku - Год назад

    My only remaining hope is that the poor losers that voted for Trump out of a mixture of idiocy and racism die because of their lack of access to healthcare in time for the next election.

  • Linen Gray
    Linen Gray Год назад

    I got tried of all the ignorance so I deleted my original comment. Civil discourse is dead.

  • George Sharmar
    George Sharmar Год назад

    if hearing that raises your blood pressure. calm down. you cant afford the medication
    LMAO!!!

  • christina Hemming
    christina Hemming Год назад

    keep on going!

  • Chelsea Shurmantine
    Chelsea Shurmantine Год назад

    that is insane! go her for laughing and making a statement. Super cool

  • Major League Trolling
    Major League Trolling Год назад +1

    I like all these Canadians and Euro-Trashers in the comments:
    You can sit here and comment about how awful the U.S. is, but we're one radical candidate away from electing someone who will level your country. That's not even the slightest of jokes; America has gotten pretty radical in its political views and we're a market crash away from electing Huey Long or Adolf Hitler. You ride on the back of our defense budget now, but when push comes to shove, we'll be using it against you.
    So laugh it up with your shity 40,000 personnel army with lunch bag budgets. No matter how bad our domestic problems are, we could enslave your people in a matter of days. Lmao.

  • Maggie Ramirez
    Maggie Ramirez Год назад +1

    Dtrumpf is Hitler reincarnated, sending millions to purging concentration camps with their stupid healthcare. Republicans need to be ousted ASAP...vote DEMOCRAT.

  • Bill .Perez
    Bill .Perez Год назад

    People: If as democrats and the MSM are saying people are going to die without Obama-Care when only approximately 20 million are covered, still leaving 30 million with no insurance, how many of those 30 million people have died with Obama-Care is anyone counting. Please think before you speak. Ask this clown if he knows

  • Dustin
    Dustin Год назад

    F*K this guy. Liberal scumbag. Fake to the bone.

  • Karine Fonte
    Karine Fonte Год назад

    I hereby cast The Late Show a challenge: as long as Mrs. Desiree Fairooz remains in prision, Stephen Colbert will tell a joke about Jeff Sessions, so for a whole year, or as long as this lady stays in jail, Sessions is to be mocked and ridiculed in a much worse level. An everyday "crime" in honor of a person who just couldn't help herself on expressing her opinion.

  • BIGFOOT 1998
    BIGFOOT 1998 Год назад

    It took Obama 14 months to come out with a healthcare plan that would have collapse on itself... You demtards are proud of that? 23 million Americans with no healthcare, and if you have healthcare you can't use it because the deductible is so high! and you crazy brainless fucks want to keep it?...

  • CocoNutz nTheBush
    CocoNutz nTheBush Год назад

    Your lucky trump is president or you would have less viewers lmao

  • THE-MED
    THE-MED Год назад

    can somebody please tell that black dude to shut up! I don't want to hear him!

  • Robert Galebach
    Robert Galebach Год назад

    What an IDIOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Pauletta Nelson
    Pauletta Nelson Год назад

    Thanks for doing this monologue....

  • Sven Erik Moa
    Sven Erik Moa Год назад

    Since you don't have a National Health Service in the US (like us socialist/communist states like Canada/Europe), wouldn't it be a good idea to have your politicians enjoying the worst healthcare there is in the country ?

  • Gabor Kovacs
    Gabor Kovacs Год назад

    😪😛

  • ShaunieBNaturalista
    ShaunieBNaturalista Год назад

    Fuk you, Jeff Sessions. You would prosecute that? Punk!.

  • r gumtow
    r gumtow Год назад

    F uck Colbert

  • Aicha Daillo
    Aicha Daillo Год назад

    I wonder if there are ignorant people who voted against their needs in the election and are about to lose their healthcare, and in the best scenario get in debts because they were too racists to resist voting for a wall to block Mexicans and a Muslim ban, that both won't happen. But your Obamacare that's keeping you safe will be over. So good choice, you really showed immigrants and refugees how bad you are. Or Mexico is going to pay your bills.

  • otownrvr
    otownrvr Год назад +1

    SC proves hes running out of material....bleeding the liberal Russia hysteria dry....what an intolerant asss

  • op3l
    op3l Год назад

    Doesn't anyone else feel that this crap Trump and the GOP are pulling feels more like an oppressive oligarchy instead of a democracy? Like a bunch of old white men who can't stand criticism somehow got the reigns to power and they're just saying and living out their weird fetishes now in the real world. I mean, can't laugh at politicians...? The last time I heard that shit, it was in some 3rd world country with some crazy ass dictator.

  • odoyoudo
    odoyoudo Год назад

    You fucks will get your socialized medicine the day you get a job.
    NEVER.

  • SP 12
    SP 12 Год назад

    The irony of the US is that dumb f&@ks who voted for trump is the segment of the population who believes in the biblical apocalypse...

  • Maître Renard
    Maître Renard Год назад

    Was that 'cold blooded' thing ever funny?

  • remino minas
    remino minas Год назад

    Quick question. What the fuck is wrong with you, United States of America?

  • fqn 3
    fqn 3 Год назад

    Then it's two-thirds because Trump will sign anything that's in front of him.