Theo Von - H3 Podcast #109

  • Published on Mar 20, 2019
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  • Joseph Gerstle
    Joseph Gerstle 5 hours ago

    This dude has to be an Aries

  • Puddylicks1
    Puddylicks1 17 hours ago

    Theo was kinda right, there was a guy who died halfway through his comedy set. People thought it was part of the gag and sat in silence for 10mins! However he had a massive heart attack.

  • Corey Monday
    Corey Monday Day ago

    One ounce is a shot glass full

  • Ricky Rick
    Ricky Rick Day ago

    She so wants to suck His Louisiana crawdad

  • Colin Reilly
    Colin Reilly 2 days ago

    Every time I see Theo's face, I hear that bit of his "Ecstasy pills! ECSTASY-PILLS!"

  • National BDay
    National BDay 3 days ago +3

    Ultimate # 1 best ever podcast, thank you!

  • Trevor Lowe
    Trevor Lowe 5 days ago


  • Borene999
    Borene999 5 days ago

    gotta get some of that gangladesh

  • abc def
    abc def 5 days ago

    "Watch Gold Rush dude, man up" ☠💀😂

  • sarikatimmi
    sarikatimmi 6 days ago

    i thought i was gay...but really i was just lonely

  • twentyfoursevensmoke

    16:59 is his dad krusty?

  • UltimateHoshi
    UltimateHoshi 6 days ago +2

    Some of my favorite people in one room. Papa bless GANG GANG!

  • Emory Todalen
    Emory Todalen 7 days ago

    Theo von, post malone. Best podcast ever made.

  • Roric Steven Batista
    Roric Steven Batista 8 days ago +1

    Can’t believe nobody mentioned when Theo said “if I wasn’t gay”....
    “I’m not gay”
    Then talks about going to the past and being gay. This guy is on tosh.0 lvl trolling

  • Jake Parker
    Jake Parker 8 days ago

    My favourite podcast easily

  • Kevin Freese
    Kevin Freese 8 days ago

    in reference to Einstein I think the one in a billion genius factor is known as the starchild hypothesis

  • z1z2z3z z1z2z3z
    z1z2z3z z1z2z3z 8 days ago

    Ethan loves to talk about how he loves to talk about Einstein.

  • A Ferd
    A Ferd 8 days ago

    minutes 22 to 25 killed me

  • liquidswordz17
    liquidswordz17 8 days ago

    1:18:55 “that’s the Dark Arts”, greatest quote of the whole show lmao

  • Go Practice
    Go Practice 9 days ago +4

    all anger typically stems from internal imbalance. you wanna feel happy and upbeat, detox and purify

  • Go Practice
    Go Practice 9 days ago +1

    bro that btch who judging Theo for sending a stupid picture is such a demon. demons love to bury you with your past

  • Go Practice
    Go Practice 9 days ago +1

    Seriously Hitler, not cool bro

  • pavatt
    pavatt 9 days ago

    That was amazing. What a guy

  • Brian
    Brian 11 days ago

    Theo is so fucking funny. “I like small amounts you know, like a wet gram” I’m weeak😂😂😂

  • Gayatri Takekar
    Gayatri Takekar 11 days ago

    Even w all the dark shit they talked about this was wholesome af

  • Noumenon Drift
    Noumenon Drift 11 days ago

    Theo defending distributing kiddy porn LMFAO

  • Jfreak
    Jfreak 11 days ago +1

    "I feel like that lobster had down syndrome, you cant eat that" 😂😂😂😂

  • Gee Moral
    Gee Moral 12 days ago

    Man vs. Detroit 😂😂😂

  • Kyle Moore
    Kyle Moore 12 days ago

    You know what would make a girl feel safe? A fuckin 401k, get a job, Colton.

  • Walking Paradox
    Walking Paradox 12 days ago +1

    Einstein is a german name, translated literally, it means „Onestone“. Theres still people called Einstein in Germany, but it’s fairly rare. You actually pronounce it „Einshtein“

    • Walking Paradox
      Walking Paradox 10 days ago

      Jesse A i think they are aware. I believe at one point Ethan mentioned his firstname

    • Jesse A
      Jesse A 10 days ago

      Its a last name though, i dont think they realized that

  • James Hansen
    James Hansen 13 days ago

    I love how they went from "Ganesh" to "Gilgamesh" XD

  • henry
    henry 13 days ago

    this is gold cant believe i never watched this

  • thecollectivethought Pash

    Hey ethan this is how you be funny

  • Rich Wood
    Rich Wood 13 days ago

    But this podcast is alright. The chick is nice n guy can talk, he’s straight lol I’ve never heard of this podcast how do u have this many subscribers how do u know these people

  • Rich Wood
    Rich Wood 13 days ago

    Is no one even wondering y this guy got some wildin out eye brows

    • roselynne76
      roselynne76 9 days ago

      @Rich Wood lol, I think they are both in their 30s. They have been around for a long time...

    • Rich Wood
      Rich Wood 9 days ago

      I just don’t get it I see one with post Malone n he smokes a cig like he’s cool like how old is this couch keeper

    • Rich Wood
      Rich Wood 9 days ago

      Idk his story but how did he do this with the podcast is his dad rich I don’t get it I come from nothing n when I’m more successful I will be able to honestly say I had no help everyone now is so weird n soft

    • roselynne76
      roselynne76 13 days ago

      Ethan has tourettes, that's the reason his eyebrows are always dancing.

  • Buck Fuddy
    Buck Fuddy 13 days ago

    Almost baby time for these 2.. wonder how Theo feels about them naming their "lil SpiderMan" Theodore??

  • Luke B
    Luke B 13 days ago +1

    Ethan, you 6 months ago sounds like me right now. I cant stand anyone, I'm so mean, so cynical, and all that. You convinced me to go.

  • J Genke
    J Genke 14 days ago +1

    ethans ego is fucking insane

  • 3316 WEDDLE
    3316 WEDDLE 14 days ago

    I love Theo

  • oleesquivel87
    oleesquivel87 15 days ago

    Rat king is always hilarious and insightful.

  • maxxwell
    maxxwell 15 days ago

    i luv little amounts

  • Tomás Murphy
    Tomás Murphy 15 days ago

    I heard “SIR!” for the bathroom vid

  • Stephen Wilkerson
    Stephen Wilkerson 15 days ago +14

    i fucking loved this episode. this conversation flowed to well the whole time. theo should return

  • JW Koenig
    JW Koenig 16 days ago +2

    OMG... Theo IS a time traveller! Dude.

  • Dylan Pruden
    Dylan Pruden 16 days ago +1

    I've never seen Hila play with her hair or look at a guest this way. Me thinks she might be crushing. I mean, if she love Ethan, its not a strech for her to be crushing on Theo, a man whos definitely way funnier than Ethan. No trollo on my boy btw.

    • Dylan Pruden
      Dylan Pruden 14 days ago

      @Buster Scruggs oh. Sounds legit. Carry on.

    • Buster Scruggs
      Buster Scruggs 15 days ago

      Me thinks you don't watch H3H3 podcasts at all. If you watched other of their podcast then you would notice she does it all the time.

  • IngoGarza
    IngoGarza 16 days ago

    1:00:20 - You get so roman that you get past furniture...

  • mrg00ddude
    mrg00ddude 17 days ago

    Any theogate evidence here

  • Krombopolus
    Krombopolus 17 days ago

    Therapy with Theo

  • Mr Dad
    Mr Dad 17 days ago

    Gang gang

  • Apollo of the Sun
    Apollo of the Sun 17 days ago

    Theo and Ethan seam like brothers o.O

  • Slick Rick
    Slick Rick 17 days ago +2


    • joe wendler
      joe wendler 17 days ago

      That's why Tom is called mommy, because theo is the real daddy to her

  • Emily Brent
    Emily Brent 17 days ago

    Gang gang son.

  • Lou Oul
    Lou Oul 17 days ago

    I can't help but think about this: I feel like Theo Von made "Bill Burr" H3 podcast mooore awful to watch somehow!!
    This is the best podcast I've ever watched

  • thoth81
    thoth81 18 days ago

    Theo is legit the nicest *and* funniest dude

  • Sau`et
    Sau`et 18 days ago +1

    Playing around with electricity in womens shoes

  • Michael Feddeler
    Michael Feddeler 18 days ago +5

    Theo is the man.... He's ready to replace Dr. Phil on the spot. He is a guaranteed 5 star interview ☆☆☆☆☆ with a 2 thumbs up 👍👍... Great casual conversation and a lot of fun to watch... Thanks.✌😎👍

  • James Newton
    James Newton 18 days ago

    Totally leaving out Nikola Tesla

  • Tony C
    Tony C 18 days ago

    Theres a study that says einstein probably would've whacked off to porn and played video games all day. Were losing geniuses to video games and porn.

  • Charlie
    Charlie 19 days ago +1

    Nobody wants to talk about that super awkward part at 1:10:00?

  • Tj Hewett
    Tj Hewett 19 days ago +2

    Damn, this was actually kind of insightful for me.

    BLACKMALE 19 days ago +1

    It's ganesh

  • Anthony Dionise
    Anthony Dionise 19 days ago

    “That’s a dope shirt!”
    *wife beater*

  • samueljames
    samueljames 19 days ago +2

    Ethan you need to take several guided mushroom trips. Will cure your depression. Trust me

  • Nick Starkey
    Nick Starkey 19 days ago

    It blows my mind that they could say they never had a 40 minute convo with a buddy ... like y’all never jus sat on a porch rolled up a blunt or 2 and jus chilled with a few ppl shooting the shit ?

  • Obeisant
    Obeisant 20 days ago

    @1:10:01 - right through to Theo saying 'yeah'. hahahaha.

  • Cody Bishop
    Cody Bishop 20 days ago

    The part when he said form $50-$70 go downtown and acouple Vietnamese guys will beat the shit outta you while you have a dog suite on... after that, you don’t have much to worry about... I’m fucking dead

  • Stoned Papa Smurf
    Stoned Papa Smurf 20 days ago

    Einstein fucked his cousin and his cousins daughter

  • The Recreational Guru
    The Recreational Guru 20 days ago

    Plot twist: Theo is Theodore from the future coming out to his dad

  • Miah C
    Miah C 22 days ago +1

    Please have Theo Von on again, this episode was awesome 😂

  • Justin Dohrmann
    Justin Dohrmann 22 days ago

    When Ethan says “you all think I’m ignorant” but he actually shows that he has a good understanding of the foundations of the history of physics

  • Rauch
    Rauch 22 days ago

    Wtf is wrong with Ethan's eyebrows they dance

    • Rauch
      Rauch 19 days ago

      @Hannah Dingus sorry I don't watch him

    • Hannah Dingus
      Hannah Dingus 19 days ago

      Rauch It’s a tick, symptom caused by his Tourette’s. It’s been addressed in a few of his previous videos.

  • Mr. DogFace Killah
    Mr. DogFace Killah 22 days ago +1

    Jesus H. CRINGE.
    Can Hila quit eye-fucking Theo??
    Making shit AAWWKKWWAARRDD.
    Also, if Theo's ASS was a bowl filled with ICECREAM, Ethan wanted to eat SO BAD!

    • Buck Fuddy
      Buck Fuddy 13 days ago

      88_Sav 369 is this podcast before or after Theo banged ChristyP?? Theo is a hottie tho🤷🏻‍♀️

  • Tyler Johnson
    Tyler Johnson 22 days ago

    I know I’m a little late to this party and I don’t want to delve too deeply for-or-against anyone here, but from what I’ve seen, Theo is not simple-minded. He definitely portrays some of that characteristic per his shtick and where he is from, but many of the things he says, including the things that play on the simple-minded are founded in wit and his ability to create comfort within groups of people who vary incredibly. That goes along with the notion of many different types of intelligence to use as a metric. Again, I’m not trying to make this something to think too deeply on, because he can be super silly sometimes, all in the heart of having a good, fun time, but in regards to his interpersonal skills, he’s surely not simple-minded. To add to that, his references to pop culture and things of the like go super deep and many times go right over people’s heads while they’re chatting-that fact bank, no matter how trivial, and ability to recall them, count as another metric. Just thoughts. Onward.
    Edit: That “Einstein,” quote, if it’s even his haha, about a Fish believing it’s stupid if it were judged on its ability to climb a tree is the exact quote or sentiment that supports this idea of multiple metrics to judge intelligence by.

  • Tyler Berzley
    Tyler Berzley 22 days ago +42

    Theo :"I had part of my disc removed."
    Ethan : "Oh were you injured?"
    Theo: "..."
    Ethan: "..."
    Theo: "..Yea"
    Idk why but this pause killed me

    • get out of my offive
      get out of my offive 21 hour ago

      Sometimes you just need to recoup. Like Tom Segura has said, you ever ask someone a question so dumb they have to really think about it and be like "are they serious?" Totally butchered the joke but if y'all watched his one special you know what I'm talking about

    • G M
      G M Day ago

      caleb hannah sure

    • caleb hannah
      caleb hannah Day ago

      Tyler Berzley he was being a smart ass if you have something removed out of your body you will/are injured unless you are giving someone a kidney or lung so he paused and was like wth did this man just ask me if I was injured when I had part of my disc removed

    • July Shen
      July Shen 3 days ago

      It got really weird and uncomfortable, idk what that was

    • JuJu Beanz
      JuJu Beanz 3 days ago

      Everyone looked upset it was very weird

  • Catherine McClain
    Catherine McClain 22 days ago

    Einstein actually sucked at math. His ex-wife used to do the math for him before they divorced, and then he had to have a friend do the math.

  • Eliakim Paracuelles
    Eliakim Paracuelles 22 days ago

    Who's watching in 2023?

  • nathan roberts
    nathan roberts 22 days ago

    Possibly the best interaction in history
    Luv it.

  • The Chief Toe
    The Chief Toe 23 days ago +1

    Jesus this dude is hilarious 😂

  • Jake from State Farm
    Jake from State Farm 23 days ago +1

    Theo 💯

    LION KING 24 days ago

    H3H3 needs to show Theo his peep n creep video and he needs to show him the pranks in the hood video and the black chick blowing a dildo through a grapefruit video from years ago. His reaction would be hilarious.

  • kongvinter33
    kongvinter33 24 days ago

    Lawrence Einstein, Alberts brother, bigget porn addict in history. And Larry, even fucking worse...

  • Mike Knight
    Mike Knight 24 days ago

    That hair gets more and more 80’s as time goes on

  • Adri Katlynn
    Adri Katlynn 24 days ago

    I cant wait to see where Theos look is in 10 yrs...

  • Yorki Escobar
    Yorki Escobar 25 days ago

    At 54:17 Ethan almost accidentally exposes the child pedophilia in Hollywood. Remember his dad is connected with people in Hollywood.

    NUTHIN xSPECIAL 26 days ago

    Gang Gang

  • Tony Nabor
    Tony Nabor 26 days ago +1

    Reasons why people watch The Bachelor:
    4. Love
    3. Possibility
    2. Flowers

    now I undersdtand, thank you Theo.

  • Dr. Matt
    Dr. Matt 26 days ago

    wow really wierd jews!

  • Caligreen420
    Caligreen420 26 days ago +1

    1:37:55 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣, Ethan’s reaction on Theo talking bout math, but with NASCAR shoutouts, wish things like this happened more often 😂😂😂

  • Andrew Koehler
    Andrew Koehler 26 days ago

    man from under the stall was Einstein from the future before he went back in time

  • Ivan Lopez
    Ivan Lopez 27 days ago


  • Tom Jackson
    Tom Jackson 27 days ago +2

    The chat at about 1:15:00 in is such a beautiful conversation, therapeutic even just listening to them. Perfect example of why podcasts are the shiiiiyet

  • Duarte Falcão
    Duarte Falcão 27 days ago +3

    "i love small amounts" hahaha

  • Patrick Tobin
    Patrick Tobin 28 days ago +2

    this is great when your boys bail on a party and you have a case to drink and still crave conversation. love these deep talks

  • Corbin Sobrito
    Corbin Sobrito 28 days ago +4

    It's like he cant not bring up the dude who drove into an embankment lol.

  • Space Cash
    Space Cash 29 days ago +1

    RIP Billy Conforto

  • Elias B.
    Elias B. 29 days ago

    Great seeing Hila and Ethan laughing. Good ol' Theo. :-)

  • Ayberch
    Ayberch 29 days ago

    The shoulder pain Hila described sounds like conversion disorder

  • Ayberch
    Ayberch 29 days ago

    This is my favorite episode alongside the ones with Jacksfilms and Erik.

  • Hillary LeFrere Jr.

    How many freakin sponsors can you cram into one break period? Jeezus Christo

  • Connor Phebus
    Connor Phebus Month ago

    Theo-"Shit, i forgot what we were talking about...What were we talking about?"
    Ethan-"Gay time travel."
    Theo-"Oh, yeah."