Poundland Special: Bag of Crap | Ashens

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  • Published on Jan 12, 2013
  • The only thing more horrifying than weird rubber Poundland toys is a mystery bag full of incredibly horrible food of dubious pedigree.
    It seems the Bags Of Crap website was made out of string and sticky tape, and as such has collapsed under the weight of people actually visiting it. But you can stalk them on Twitter to find out when it's up and running again: @BagsOfCrapUK
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Comments • 7 000

  • BiggerOnTheInside
    BiggerOnTheInside 2 days ago +1

    And he's alive in 2020

  • BiggerOnTheInside
    BiggerOnTheInside 2 days ago

    Before you say it , Mark Wright

  • Jacket From Miami
    Jacket From Miami 2 days ago

    I'm from Australia and the closest thing to pound world is "the rejectshop" which just has stuff like this,food that's in date,pillows,blankets,etc,and actually licensed toys.

  • Duskitten
    Duskitten 2 days ago +1

    7 years later and the dude sounds exactly the same smh

  • Family guy has been shit for years

    Ashens is so fit fuck

  • Team Babylon 3370
    Team Babylon 3370 3 days ago

    You got the first bit right, he was in The Only Way Is Essex. His name is Mark Wright.

  • Kre
    Kre 5 days ago

    how do the companies that make this cheap shit make any profit for it to be even worth it

  • Mac Danielz
    Mac Danielz 6 days ago

    hahaha when i was a children i actually had that handpuppet hahaha

  • Woebegone Kenobi
    Woebegone Kenobi 7 days ago +1

    Just realized that Poundland is probably just a Dollar General or Dollar Tree, and not some weird-ass theme park like I assumed in the beginning

    • tyedyejedi
      tyedyejedi 4 days ago

      It's a Dollar tree, not a dollar general.

  • Sian Taylor
    Sian Taylor 7 days ago

    2020 and still not dead. Blimey

  • Christopher Wallbank
    Christopher Wallbank 10 days ago

    I just put a bag of crap on the garden....... Cow crap that is 🤣🤣

  • PointsofData
    PointsofData 10 days ago +1

    I have scrolled through the comments for five minutes and still don't know who that minor reality tv celebrity is smfh

    • Crt_93t
      Crt_93t 4 days ago

      I almost see Mark Wright in him, but I'm pretty certain it's not...

  • Vaultboy101
    Vaultboy101 10 days ago +1

    "What is the best before date on this BTW?"
    Like that's gonna stop you from sticking it in your gob.

  • Vaultboy101
    Vaultboy101 10 days ago

    That first finger puppet is clearly the disembodied head of Jar Jar Binks.

  • PhonieZGaminZ
    PhonieZGaminZ 14 days ago

    6:38 big braon

  • WolfClaw
    WolfClaw 18 days ago

    Tiger that’s been run over by a truck,
    And has a pipe up it’s ass

  • Activated Complex
    Activated Complex 19 days ago +3

    Does that plastic amplifier add the words “all day loooooong” to the end of songs with vocals?

  • Fred Wanker
    Fred Wanker 20 days ago +2

    It's 2020 and I'm watching this. This makes me sad because it already feels nostalgic.

  • Professor Steve
    Professor Steve 20 days ago

    Big Sheet is Nori seaweed and chilli, My missus ( Thai) bloody loves the stuff

  • Tactical Pirate
    Tactical Pirate 23 days ago

    Nearly 2020 and your still alive...

  • Frizzy Kitty
    Frizzy Kitty 24 days ago

    fuck you how dare you make me lose the game

  • Matthew Firth
    Matthew Firth 28 days ago

    Shit shit shit shit....

  • Matthew Firth
    Matthew Firth 28 days ago +1

    This is fucking sh*all of it

    • Matthew Firth
      Matthew Firth 28 days ago

      🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

  • Mukatsuku
    Mukatsuku 29 days ago

    I love those fried seaweed packets. Quite surprised you didn't like it.

  • Generation Isolation

    perfect content for lazy sunday hangovers on this channel

  • RIXRADvidz
    RIXRADvidz Month ago

    THE TORCH!!!! I miss the blow-torch of toy death
    19:40, is that the Silver Skull behind Brucey?

  • Picani Georgello
    Picani Georgello Month ago

    The amplifier seems useful for me and my friends trying to show each other RUclip videos on the windy beach at 3am with just the phone speaker but that's about it

  • Matt Tester
    Matt Tester Month ago

    This was next in my autoplay queue and in one of two extraordinary coincidences today this isn't even the first time I've seen Milton Berle's name today. I've also had the single random eBay item I was watching end one minute after my own single item.

  • Mkspokes
    Mkspokes Month ago

    What the fuck.....!!

  • cBearTv
    cBearTv Month ago +1

    I wish my doctor was more like Ashens 😊

  • cBearTv
    cBearTv Month ago

    Joking aside....I really want an ear trumpet.

  • Brianna Gordy
    Brianna Gordy Month ago +4

    Tamarind is actually usually DELICIOUS. Tamarind candy is amazing.

  • Sharklops
    Sharklops Month ago

    "Buy our new Jungle Prolapse Buddies!!"

  • Luis
    Luis Month ago

    Old video but I got the elephant balloon animal in my Christmas stocking last year and I had to throw it out a while ago as it was greasing up my paper. It was gross as hell..

  • TheMrVengeance
    TheMrVengeance Month ago +2

    15:10 - Thinking about it, how is that even legal? There are pretty strict rules on selling alcohol online, with checking age on delivery and such. I'm pretty sure that didn't happen for a "bag of random crap" shipment.
    EDIT: Also, is it just me or is opening a can of an non-carbonated drink profoundly unappealing and off-putting? The violent hiss as you crack it open is so ingrained in me that it just feels like the drink has gone off somehow if it doesn't have a "nice hiss".

    • TheMrVengeance
      TheMrVengeance Month ago

      @RIXRADvidz - Wow who pissed in your cereal? I never claimed they are, or should be. Get over yourself.

    • RIXRADvidz
      RIXRADvidz Month ago

      not all canned beverages are carbonated. you're just being very pedantic in your beverage preference

  • Dtrav thstud
    Dtrav thstud Month ago

    I wanna make that car-plane idk why I think I have a problem

  • gravedigr12
    gravedigr12 Month ago

    im just waiting for the day you get grass flavored jello from north korea like I did lol

  • Peter
    Peter Month ago

    I once ate one of those big sheets and immediately threw up.

  • Patrick McMullen
    Patrick McMullen Month ago

    You can have hours of fun with the tiger if you blow it up high enough not to pop it but then just let it go and watch a fly in the air over and over and over🤣😂🤣😂

  • Jack _
    Jack _ Month ago +1

    I remember my school had those fake security cameras in many places (much better ones but still fake as shit) We would smash them into pieces in P.E class with floorball sticks.

  • Jack _
    Jack _ Month ago +1

    You are still in front of a broken down brown sofa in 2019 I'm afraid.

  • Daniel Watkins
    Daniel Watkins Month ago +4

    I actually used those M&M's candles quite often, I would burn one when I smoked weed in my room and it felt sort of calming.

  • Esther Mielke
    Esther Mielke Month ago

    😂😂

  • racoon killer 7
    racoon killer 7 Month ago +1

    "Firehazard"
    *pulls a fuckin torch near the couch*😂😂😂😂

    • racoon killer 7
      racoon killer 7 Month ago

      @RIXRADvidz yeah im kinda new is that bad?

    • RIXRADvidz
      RIXRADvidz Month ago +1

      you must be new here, way back in the way back days Ashens would burn rubber and plastic toys with the torch, and finally started using a wooden board for safety

  • Lasertooth Tiger
    Lasertooth Tiger 2 months ago

    I was about to click out but then he brought out tamarind and said he didn't know what it was.

  • Tom Turnbull
    Tom Turnbull 2 months ago

    Hilarious

  • Jake Ellery
    Jake Ellery 2 months ago

    It doesn't have wings because it's a car...

  • Gordon Hotchkiss
    Gordon Hotchkiss 2 months ago

    The nuts in the lemon nutty candle are probably the ones people have to be to bye one of those packs.

  • Michael Vaughan
    Michael Vaughan 2 months ago +3

    I've got news for you, past-Stuart. You make it at least to 2019...

  • Will Ferrel
    Will Ferrel 2 months ago

    its not an aircraft. its a toy car thing thats powered bly a fan

  • Simone Puccioni
    Simone Puccioni 3 months ago

    ”Lets blow air up hes anus” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • Retro Jeegee
    Retro Jeegee 3 months ago +1

    2019 and we’re still watching this shit

    • RIXRADvidz
      RIXRADvidz Month ago

      since 2011 for me and I went back and binged his previous posts, this is somebody I want around to entertain me for a few decades at least

  • ferociousgumby
    ferociousgumby 3 months ago

    12:16 THE MONKEY MOVED BY ITSELF!!!

  • ferociousgumby
    ferociousgumby 3 months ago

    Some time, compare the sofa here to the sofa in 2019. It's 3 shades lighter and 10 times shabbier. This has got to be the cheapest and weirdest RUclip "set", but look at all those views!!

  • Kris Roberts
    Kris Roberts 3 months ago +2

    That finger puppet reminds me of a video I once saw of a motorbike crash victim who was sitting with most of his face missing licking a piece of flesh dangling between his eyeballs that didn't have any sockets left, and yes he was wide awake and fully conscious!

    • RIXRADvidz
      RIXRADvidz Month ago +1

      I love those old Ohio Highway Patrol driving safety movies. the one that got me was a pile up on the side of the road and as they pulled one of the girls from the wreckage her bottom jaw dropped down to her chest leaving the top half of her head perched on her neck, and she was still conscious. Great Movies !

  • chubeviewer
    chubeviewer 3 months ago

    Fucking outro nearly killed me

  • DaftDogeBawse
    DaftDogeBawse 3 months ago

    11:00 I loved that toy

  • Budgie Trousers
    Budgie Trousers 3 months ago

    I've only just stumbled across this Ashen 'guy-reviewing-cheap-crap-series', whilst laid up in hospital.
    I love him, he's so funny. I'll be seeking out his past crap reviee videos too now.

  • planescaped
    planescaped 3 months ago

    Those celebrity mask's would legit be extremely good for use in robberies... It would utterly destroy eyewitness testimony.

  • samuel young
    samuel young 3 months ago

    KILL THE MOUTH AND EYES AND TONGUE WITH FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!