My Dinosaur Is a Service Animal (with Chris Pratt and Bryce Dallas Howard!) | CH Shorts

  • Опубликовано: 15 май 2018
  • Just because it’s a Velociraptor with knives for teeth doesn’t mean it’s not my best friend.
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    Chris Pratt
    Bryce Dallas Howard
    Raphael Chestang
    Blue - Nick Celentano
    Airport Travelers -
    Ellie Panger
    Rorrie Travis
    Antonio Salgado
    Danice Page
    Steven Lee
    Andrea Clemons
    James Karroum
    Laura Johnston
    Ian Sollenberger
    Killian Sobel
    Director - Ryan Anthony Martin
    Writer - Raphael Chestang
    Producer - Shane Crown
    Production Coordinator - Francesca McLafferty
    Editor - Sam Geer
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Комментарии • 3 996

  • Jane Bures
    Jane Bures 13 часов назад

    This is very funny 😂😂💜💁🏽‍♀️

  • Alex Flores
    Alex Flores День назад

    Rip Zara Young

  • Nurqaseeh Shuk
    Nurqaseeh Shuk День назад

    I love Jurassic world

  • Kasey Lyttle
    Kasey Lyttle 2 дня назад


  • Joel Rossignol
    Joel Rossignol 2 дня назад

    I imagine that Blue was cramped while she was in that 2ft cage.

  • JAMS's Nana
    JAMS's Nana 2 дня назад

    Please don't lump everyone who uses an ESA into a "Liars/Cheats" group. If you use a Service Dog, maybe you should give ESAs and their owners the benefit of the doubt. Treat them as you'd like to be treated.

  • Allyson Derma
    Allyson Derma 3 дня назад

    This is a masterpiece ❤️😍👏😸

  • wolfboy plays10
    wolfboy plays10 4 дня назад +1

    That was so funny😂😂

  • Benedicto Austria
    Benedicto Austria 4 дня назад

    Blue Is On Beast Mode

  • torna gabi
    torna gabi 5 дней назад

    hahahhahahhahahahaha they put blue blue eat hahahahhahahahHhahH

  • R. E. Durbin
    R. E. Durbin 5 дней назад

    Ahahahha! Brilliant! I love the snarky humor. Pratt and Dallas were amazing in this. :D So glad I stumbled upon this gem.

  • Katie_ Unicorn
    Katie_ Unicorn 5 дней назад

    They make a good couple and blue makes a good well kid dinosaur thingy 😂♥️

  • Katie_ Unicorn
    Katie_ Unicorn 5 дней назад

    Omg this killed me 😂😂😂😂

  • eggo ego
    eggo ego 5 дней назад


  • I like Dinosaurs
    I like Dinosaurs 6 дней назад

    I have a service dinosaur too!!!

  • AUrora12922 Absolute trash :3
    AUrora12922 Absolute trash :3 7 дней назад

    Heard of Alligator on a train? Get ready for: Dinosaur on a plane! No? Dead meme? Heh just like spideyson sorry not sorry😐

  • Queen Dineen
    Queen Dineen 8 дней назад

    this is the best thing i’ve ever seen in my life

  • Mr Muffin Trains
    Mr Muffin Trains 8 дней назад


  • ReaganFeil The Happy Gal!!!
    ReaganFeil The Happy Gal!!! 8 дней назад


  • Queen Persephone
    Queen Persephone 8 дней назад

    Star Lord needs his service raptor. 😃😂

  • heyitskia
    heyitskia 12 дней назад

    *blue eat your pole*

  • KV HW
    KV HW 13 дней назад

    Delta had a very knee-jerk reaction to the whole ‘pit bull’ situation. They banned an entire breed of service dog, rather than going after that particular owner and his poor training.
    Actual certifications need to be produced for “service” dogs, and the need for the dog should be legitimate. As much as people love to push boundaries, a hard line should be drawn.

  • The Adventures Of Taco Mabreta
    The Adventures Of Taco Mabreta 13 дней назад

    This was the best XD

  • Logan Kirk
    Logan Kirk 13 дней назад


  • Gavin Cook
    Gavin Cook 14 дней назад


  • Izzy TheYoutuber
    Izzy TheYoutuber 15 дней назад

    Chris Pratt is hot

  • Molly Ricks
    Molly Ricks 15 дней назад

    Sometimes I feel like a I need a dinosaur service animal

  • FyreStump
    FyreStump 15 дней назад

    A few years or days after Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom,lads!
    The interactions of the dinosaurs are AwwwwwwwwwwwwRIGHT!

  • SwiftPawsGaming
    SwiftPawsGaming 16 дней назад

    Look how calm the people in the background are XD

  • Brendan Clement
    Brendan Clement 16 дней назад

    Ernest P Worrell: Never do this to a Velociraptor or any kind of dinosaur.
    (Ernest making Porky Pig noises at Blue)
    (Blue chases Ernest across the field)
    (Ernest screams in terror)
    (Chris Pratt chases after Blue to save Ernest)

  • The Wonder Weirdos
    The Wonder Weirdos 16 дней назад

    WOOoWwwwww HOW?!?!

  • SenseiAsh Greninja
    SenseiAsh Greninja 16 дней назад

    i am impressed you got him.

  • The Ones
    The Ones 16 дней назад +1

    Perfect performance

  • The Ones
    The Ones 16 дней назад +1


  • Kelaiah Wing
    Kelaiah Wing 18 дней назад +1

    Blue! Go full beast mode!

  • Restart Likes Tea
    Restart Likes Tea 18 дней назад

    you've herd of snakes on a plane now comes dinosaur on a plane

  • Books Are Better
    Books Are Better 18 дней назад


  • Becky Madrid
    Becky Madrid 18 дней назад

    I wonder what that thing really looked like?

  • Josh McMillan
    Josh McMillan 19 дней назад

    I cant stop laughing

  • Katina Thornton
    Katina Thornton 19 дней назад


  • Blue
    Blue 19 дней назад +2

    Owen and Claire in the same video and mentioning me :D

  • From Shame To Life
    From Shame To Life 19 дней назад

    As a service dog handler. I actually find this is a little insulting...

    • TheNavyShark
      TheNavyShark 16 дней назад

      Do you need to speak to a supervisor?

    • Joselyn Alcaraz
      Joselyn Alcaraz 19 дней назад

      From Shame To Life It's Funny

  • bearclaw the great
    bearclaw the great 19 дней назад +1


  • Anony Mous
    Anony Mous 19 дней назад

    People who bring "emotional support animals" on planes and in stores and restaurants are self-absorbed assholes.

  • Mike Está Aqui
    Mike Está Aqui 20 дней назад

    A L A N

  • chaliea mullee
    chaliea mullee 20 дней назад

    That was the best sketch College Humor has put out in a WHILE

  • Noe Siu
    Noe Siu 20 дней назад

    love it

  • JFILMS Productions
    JFILMS Productions 20 дней назад

    This should have been Fallen kingdom's post credit scene

  • Cringe Queen
    Cringe Queen 20 дней назад


  • Silverstonestables
    Silverstonestables 20 дней назад


  • Zoe Williams
    Zoe Williams 21 день назад

    You know I can really imagine that they are married and they are going on a holiday or something like that😂and they gonna go with Blue😂

  • Yuzu Gimlet
    Yuzu Gimlet 21 день назад

    I get the jurassic world thing but did anyone else get black mirror flashbacks when bryce asked to see the supervisor

  • Sherriann Holtey
    Sherriann Holtey 21 день назад

    That was hilarious!

  • alpha omega sniper
    alpha omega sniper 21 день назад

    *cocks a Sniper*
    'here we Go'

  • Mark Lackman
    Mark Lackman 21 день назад

    Are those the actual actors from Jurrasic World?

  • Bronzoldy2583
    Bronzoldy2583 22 дня назад

    "We're not just one of those bogus a-hole couples" bahahahaha

  • Montgomery Montgomery
    Montgomery Montgomery 22 дня назад


  • Dylan van Dijk
    Dylan van Dijk 22 дня назад

    The sadness of finding out this isn’t a trailer but just a short film

  • Jordan Kintner
    Jordan Kintner 22 дня назад

    Where's the "SHOOT HER! SHOOT HER!" Quote?

  • Mangle The pirate fox
    Mangle The pirate fox 22 дня назад

    I hate that this wasn't in the movie

  • Nixon336
    Nixon336 23 дня назад

    What park? 🤔

  • Leslie Asuncion
    Leslie Asuncion 23 дня назад +2


  • Fantastic Jurassic
    Fantastic Jurassic 23 дня назад

    Blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue blue the rapter I love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Keith The Spicy boi
    Keith The Spicy boi 23 дня назад

    *BlUe Go FuLl BeAsT mOdE*

  • ZoZobear123 123
    ZoZobear123 123 24 дня назад +1


  • Can't touch this 47659
    Can't touch this 47659 24 дня назад

    And I just watched the movie

  • Arsh Faraz
    Arsh Faraz 24 дня назад +1

    "He is the most Cowardly man you've ever seen. So unattractive" Srsly?😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😍

  • Tsunade Asami
    Tsunade Asami 24 дня назад

    XD this is the biggest laugh I've had in a long time!!!!!!!!!!

  • Javier Burgos
    Javier Burgos 24 дня назад +2

    CollegeHumor, how much did you have to pay Chris Pratt and Bryce Dallas Howard for showing up in this short? just curious...

  • emma
    emma 24 дня назад

    ya i would be traumatized too if my gf got killed by her own dad and then got turned into ash

  • Lem Art
    Lem Art 24 дня назад

    “I was with her at birth, I was separated from her one time, aNd tHaT WilL nOT hApPeN agAIN!” Lololololzies!!!

  • R S
    R S 24 дня назад

    Lol i thought this was gonna be part of the movie... nvm

  • NightMural
    NightMural 24 дня назад

    I love this

  • The Pamplemoussian
    The Pamplemoussian 24 дня назад

    "Raptor" means _bird of prey._
    The Latin word "Velocis" means _swift, speedy, rapid, quick._
    "Velociraptor," or _Velocis_ *Raptor* means _fast_ *bird* of prey
    Blue is a fast bird.
    Birds can be kept as pets.
    Blue is a pet.
    Pets can be put on a plane.
    Blue can fly on a plane.
    Blue can fly.
    Blue does not have wings.
    Illuminati confirmed.

  • CrystaltheIcewing !
    CrystaltheIcewing ! 24 дня назад

    This was hilarious

  • Haylee The Lynx
    Haylee The Lynx 25 дней назад


  • Muffled Sheep789
    Muffled Sheep789 25 дней назад

    Just wouldn’t fit in that cage.

  • i_Rosa Roblox
    i_Rosa Roblox 25 дней назад

    If I were you the moment the put the dino on the desk I would have looked at it and then make a run for it.

  • Ramsay Sanders
    Ramsay Sanders 25 дней назад


  • Kayleigh Householder
    Kayleigh Householder 25 дней назад

    “What park?” “We don’t know what you’re talking about” 😂😂😂

  • Stars Feline Fierce 8693
    Stars Feline Fierce 8693 25 дней назад


  • Hayden Leiker
    Hayden Leiker 25 дней назад

    Bert Macklin FBI... is on the case to track down a loose raptor in the airport.

  • FroglingsReborns
    FroglingsReborns 25 дней назад

    walks into pet store like "we need the biggest kennel you got!"
    "what kind of dog do you have"
    "oh it's not for a dog it's for our raptor"

  • EBC P&V
    EBC P&V 26 дней назад

    shes so sexy

  • Jeffery Allen
    Jeffery Allen 26 дней назад

    I like Chris Pratt

  • TITAN Theshadow
    TITAN Theshadow 26 дней назад

    Fukin yes id love a dinosaur services dinosaur Reawer >3< 💜💙💜💙💜💙

  • Bonzane
    Bonzane 26 дней назад

    Is this Canon

  • Makenna Pechuls
    Makenna Pechuls 26 дней назад

    That was awesome

  • fusion games
    fusion games 27 дней назад +1

    I can't tell those real actors or not

    • lets play roblox
      lets play roblox 26 дней назад

      fusion games I think Chris Pratt is playing the wrong character, he's Andy Dwyer and he's supposed to be Owen

    • fusion games
      fusion games 26 дней назад

      lets play roblox wow that's kind of surprising usually an actor wouldn't go on something like this

    • lets play roblox
      lets play roblox 26 дней назад

      fusion games they are

  • Amber Lewis
    Amber Lewis 27 дней назад +2

    "Go full beast mode!" :D

  • Fuck off
    Fuck off 27 дней назад

    Oml 😅

  • 20th Век МНИКиМАКС Продакшнс

    THIS IS BEST promotional video!👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻Bryce Dallas Howard & Chris Pratt are very funny and film with them was very interesting! Thanks КИНОПОИСК for link on this video! I laughs very long. Sory for my bad english 🙏🏻

  • Lollipop Gacha
    Lollipop Gacha 27 дней назад +4

    ...and did Chris just say honey to Bryce!!???😲😲😲

  • SenpaiWeedu
    SenpaiWeedu 27 дней назад

    This is the only funny thing CH has made in years.

  • Joshua Werner
    Joshua Werner 28 дней назад

    she is such a good girl.

  • Siren's Mercy
    Siren's Mercy 28 дней назад +2

    This was hilarious!!! I laughed so hard.

  • Ston3dR3dneck
    Ston3dR3dneck 28 дней назад

    Freaking awesome good work

  • Scorpion Warrior
    Scorpion Warrior 28 дней назад

    “HERE WE GO” lmao

  • lets play roblox
    lets play roblox 28 дней назад

    This is the best video ever

  • Lillian Smith
    Lillian Smith 28 дней назад

    Lmaooo this was so well-done. "Can I speak with your supervisor?"