Mr.Bill Burr - Top 1 Stand Up Comedian American in 2015 - HD Live Show ✔

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  • Published on Nov 16, 2015
  • William "Bill" Burr (born June 10, 1968) is an American comedian, writer, and actor. He is best known for his stand-up comedy specials. He is also known for being the host of Bill Burr's Monday Morning Podcast, and playing Patrick Kuby in the AMC crime drama series Breaking Bad

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  • rodney ritter
    rodney ritter 4 days ago

    Be warned, The last 10 min are cut out.

  • Martel Taylor-Strickland

    22:32 OMFG dude is got me cracking up.

  • Lady E
    Lady E 5 days ago

    bloodclatt wahpn to di rest

  • Voiky
    Voiky 5 days ago +1

    nobody:

    lady in the back: EVERYDAAAYYYYYY!

  • uncle bobs dead
    uncle bobs dead 5 days ago

    Bill is hilarious.
    Whoever edited the video is not funny, their an idiot.

  • philly eagles
    philly eagles 5 days ago

    This guy is fuckn hilarious 🤣

  • krainey
    krainey 6 days ago

    "The Champagne of victory"

  • Jim Bob
    Jim Bob 6 days ago

    Anita huh? I think we just added another reason for hitting women to the list Anita.... what happened to the end of the video? Hang yourself please.

  • CJ Lion
    CJ Lion 7 days ago

    "videos like this should be removed, how you think you did something with 3 million views on a crappy video from your vcr is beyond me, go on a cruise" - thanks...Bill Burr is the man

  • Trap Bot
    Trap Bot 7 days ago

    this is gold.

  • Ian MacKay
    Ian MacKay 7 days ago

    Killed it

  • pauly repa
    pauly repa 8 days ago

    He sounds like cliff claven pff chears.

  • Chlorodiazepoxide
    Chlorodiazepoxide 9 days ago

    Make sure you downvote this for ads and cutting it short

  • Vantage Gaming
    Vantage Gaming 10 days ago

    30:35

  • Katongo Willombe
    Katongo Willombe 10 days ago +1

    Frank Murphy.

  • John Johnson
    John Johnson 10 days ago

    How are people shocked this video sucked with that horrible title right in front of you

  • Dean Juliano
    Dean Juliano 10 days ago +1

    Thumbs up for "pretty good" quality for a free video, and no cropping, as well as, no sped up or sped down factors. Mental thumbs down for the CUT and lack of the rest of the special. I have netflix, I just happened to be watching this while I was doing other nonsense...

  • Dean Juliano
    Dean Juliano 10 days ago

    38:20 Women, how many times have you thought about slapping your fucking guy in the head this week!?!?!?

  • Jared
    Jared 11 days ago

    LMFAO This guy is awesome

  • Mad Major
    Mad Major 12 days ago +6

    How and why is this monetized? This isn't your work

  • William Bonney
    William Bonney 12 days ago

    Cut out the end?? Dumb

  • boofy
    boofy 12 days ago +2

    that lotion part was so fucking true lmao... i never knew that everyone uses lotion so much but all my hispanic frineds always asking for lotion... and i was always itchy in the winter and legit didnt put it together until bill said it

  • Kamlaingek Tes
    Kamlaingek Tes 12 days ago

    that gun Freakonomics reference...

  • Einar Lidborg
    Einar Lidborg 13 days ago

    How could this still be up? Does she own this one?

  • Antenna2heaven
    Antenna2heaven 13 days ago

    Naming any video "The best ever" something is an easy way to get tons of dislikes from people who think someone else is #1.

  • Phil T
    Phil T 13 days ago +1

    that one-side-of-matrimonial-conversation riff was versatile and confirms him right up there with the funniest. Needless to say, am 59yo whitey heeeey

  • Andrew Bennett
    Andrew Bennett 13 days ago

    I will not be bullied into subscribing. Go fuck yourself Anita.

  • Rapier12 R
    Rapier12 R 13 days ago

    Cut out bad. Jokes good.

  • Victor Campos-Herrera
    Victor Campos-Herrera 13 days ago

    This Is 'You People Are All The Same' .

  • Laurence Sinsay
    Laurence Sinsay 13 days ago

    7k feminists disliked it.

  • Kymani Benz
    Kymani Benz 14 days ago +3

    I spend my time i mean really all my free time watching Bill Burr best to ever do it

  • Mis ericordiam
    Mis ericordiam 14 days ago

    Same goes for guys talking about work....boring 😴

  • Maxwell Smart
    Maxwell Smart 14 days ago +17

    Thumbs s down. Last 10 minutes of video missing. Replaced with subscribe button. Go elsewhere for full video.

  • joseph nicola
    joseph nicola 14 days ago

    Real talk, he ain’t that funny. Jim Jeffries, Dave Chapelle, Eddy griffin, Ralphy may is way better than him.

  • Ron Swanson
    Ron Swanson 14 days ago

    Black people need one white person in their group because who’s gonna to the cops

  • Ron Swanson
    Ron Swanson 14 days ago

    I feel like he would beat the shit out of me

  • Anonymous Alex
    Anonymous Alex 14 days ago

    at like 17:15 you can hear someone breathing lol. i think it was the person who recorded this and uploaded it.

  • rumpelbeat
    rumpelbeat 15 days ago

    World!

  • Jamie McMillan
    Jamie McMillan 15 days ago

    17:45 Fuckin yeeeaaahh!!!

  • Brett Augustine
    Brett Augustine 15 days ago

    WHY POST THIS IF YOU CUT THE END OFF ...FUCKING IDIOT

  • Pleasant Whale
    Pleasant Whale 15 days ago

    His, "girlfriend" sounds psychotic... Guys, sometimes it IS her, not you. Sick of this generation we live in where women are seen as infallible angels who can do no wrong...
    53:10 Yah, ok she's actually retarded... I live with a retard... They act like her........... Screw the, "modern and progressive" mindset. It's psychotic. Gotta put up with witches like that? No way. I want a woman who ACTUALLY loves me. Not some psycho who thinks birthdays are sacred and thinks herself an angel. No way.

  • Soubhik De
    Soubhik De 16 days ago +1

    The episode's name is "You all are the same". Just search on RUclip and you'll get another version of it which doesn't freaking CUT OFF

  • GadgetMsGadget
    GadgetMsGadget 16 days ago +2

    ".....turn this franchise around" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • Landon Hunt
    Landon Hunt 16 days ago

    I never laughed at stand up till I watched bill burr

  • Liam_G
    Liam_G 16 days ago +3

    dislikes are pure envy how this bloke is funny as fek...……….

  • Iyce Phoenixx
    Iyce Phoenixx 16 days ago

    When he said lizard, and made that face, I saw the lizard and lost it

  • Lord Lachy Feeney
    Lord Lachy Feeney 17 days ago

    it gets cut off because of copyright infringment, if you play it or show it word for word or play a song you can get sued. For a lot of money. All you have to do is make the song out of sink or break it up a bit or cut it off at the end so you do not get 'done" for copyright.

  • Majik
    Majik 17 days ago

    fuck you you scum bag 10 fucking minutes outro thats nothing but one screen

  • Kevin Beriault
    Kevin Beriault 18 days ago

    What’s with the friggen cut out ?

  • V Walt
    V Walt 18 days ago

    Bill Burr is The Truth !

  • itkojecockot
    itkojecockot 18 days ago +29

    "you rub one out...... it's a champagne of victory" - greatest quote of all time :D:D:D

  • Tim Moss
    Tim Moss 19 days ago

    Who’s here because of F is for family

  • Vlad Spatariu
    Vlad Spatariu 19 days ago

    Fuck you and your begging for subscriptions strategy. You totally took me out of the moment.

  • Gaven Glandorf
    Gaven Glandorf 19 days ago

    How has this not been taken down yet lol

  • Dark Sharxx
    Dark Sharxx 19 days ago

    I got tears of laughter

  • vaskopz
    vaskopz 20 days ago

    The champagne of victory :D

  • Scr0f
    Scr0f 21 day ago +1

    Where's the fucking rest of it?!

  • M S
    M S 21 day ago

    Don't be a god damn hero! I'm stealing this line

  • Drew Severson
    Drew Severson 21 day ago

    Yeah I'm going to turn you in! This isn't fucking Dexter! GOLD

  • Gabriel Swift
    Gabriel Swift 21 day ago

    Screw u tbue

  • Vearon
    Vearon 22 days ago

    i keep a loaded shotgun next to my bed

  • jasonito18
    jasonito18 23 days ago

    WTF! Like anyone in their right mind is going to subscribe to your pos You Tube channel when you cut the end off a great video. The irony is you're everything Bill Burr rants about, should've seen that one coming.

  • Mell C
    Mell C 23 days ago

    He is so fn funny but why does talk like an am italian hes german irish ,what the heck

  • osrosrosr
    osrosrosr 23 days ago +11

    God!! He's brilliant - His views on life are perfect - so perfect - and the skill of his observations, self deprecating and yet insulting the world .....i've been solidly laughing for the whole hour!!!

  • killua123333
    killua123333 23 days ago

    The point where he mention its bullshit to not to have any reason to hit a woman. I agree to the very end. N I am a woman, but sometimes i see cases like this i just with the bf/husband would just slap the shit off that gf/wife's head.

  • Violet Johnston
    Violet Johnston 23 days ago

    i dunno if its just me... and im not saying it is one...but does it sound like a laugh track to anyone else? the laughs sound so much like a laugh track to me that I couldn't even pay much attention to the jokes after awhile cus it was like watching an episode of full house or something where they always have the laugh track going and its super distracting....I know its a stand up and that its real people and all but their laughing sounds so similar the whole time it makes it sound like a laugh track...heh..

  • Joe D.oreo
    Joe D.oreo 23 days ago

    27:50 East coast born&raised makes me fucking love when he adds the east coast personalities/perspectives to jokes like these just that much more.

  • Chase Randle
    Chase Randle 24 days ago

    TUNA CASSEROLE 👊👊👊👊LMMFAO FUNNY AF

  • Mladd4307
    Mladd4307 24 days ago

    Fuck you and your cut scene begging people to subscribe and make you some $$$ for doing ABSOLUTELY FUCKING NOTHING!!!!!!!!! I REGRET CLICKING YOUR GODDAMN FUCKING PATHETIC EXCUSE OF ENTERTAINMENT. All I can do is dislike your shit and hope nobody else decides to watch anything of yours for fear of them wasting their time. Fuck yourself and I hope your "channel" gets banned and deleted. Fuck you.

  • latch man
    latch man 24 days ago +1

    Bill is the man

  • KoDo Tube
    KoDo Tube 25 days ago

    L E G E N T !
    the best one there is

  • NPC 54327
    NPC 54327 25 days ago +1

    Dick move at the end, dirtbag. Thumbs down for that, not Bill.

  • Misfit Steampunk
    Misfit Steampunk 26 days ago +1

    @29:50 This is probably my favorite bit in all of the stand-up comedy that I have ever heard. This guy is a fkn genius.

  • reece dinsdale
    reece dinsdale 26 days ago +1

    What the fuck is with the cut man

  • mad ass
    mad ass 27 days ago

    Funny mother fucker.

  • Griffin Guides
    Griffin Guides 27 days ago

    Not only do you copyright this whole video you throw in 12 god damn minutes of your shity photoshop "skills" of please sub to my channel where I only post things I'm not even close to the skiil level the video im posting.

  • Kevin Danger Powers
    Kevin Danger Powers 28 days ago

    There I was just enjoying the special and then out of no where, the video just ends! WTF Anita? Where's the rest of the special?!

  • JackFogos
    JackFogos 28 days ago

    0:40 did he selfpresent? or is that he has a somewhat generic voice. But if he selfpresented I must say I'd do the same but in a WWE fashion just for fun

  • M.S.Nicotdi Inc.
    M.S.Nicotdi Inc. 28 days ago +1

    IT'S BRUTAL!

  • Jason B
    Jason B 28 days ago +2

    Funniest Mother Fucker ever!

  • Aaron P
    Aaron P 29 days ago

    Im gonna put you through that fucking wall!

  • billyc318
    billyc318 29 days ago

    WTF!

  • Elizabeth Esposito
    Elizabeth Esposito 29 days ago

    Bill just needs to find a guy like him. Men get you.
    Odd coming from a mostly gay female, but...yeah, I don't got shit. I'm bored.

  • Nick Lewis
    Nick Lewis 29 days ago

    Why did you end the video like that?

  • Kristy tha kid
    Kristy tha kid Month ago

    this guy is the reason I put on lotion

  • Light Lorraine
    Light Lorraine Month ago

    Hes IN the living room!!!! @hikagaming91

  • jpkjnn
    jpkjnn Month ago

    You fucking dick. You really need ten minutes of a good damn subscribe button at the end? Go fuck yourself.

  • hsd
    hsd Month ago +1

    He’s not wrong about the face in the pillows....

  • harvester
    harvester Month ago

    Let's go to Iceland, you pussies!

  • Graham Ovgibb
    Graham Ovgibb Month ago

    cutting to ad towards the end is soo cheap. kills it. so bunk.

  • Joseph Bennett
    Joseph Bennett Month ago

    Hahahahaha!

  • zuz o
    zuz o Month ago

    he does not respect women

  • John Weston
    John Weston Month ago

    Thats good advice. Get a shot gun

  • Daniel Boyle
    Daniel Boyle Month ago +3

    Pro tip: Do not watch this at work!

  • Daniel Boyle
    Daniel Boyle Month ago

    The lotion bit really hit home. Smooth as a baby's arm. HAHA!!!

  • The 9ine God
    The 9ine God Month ago

    Bill is hilarious. His forehead holds the most deepest secrets of comedy.

  • slash 3443
    slash 3443 Month ago

    8:50. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • Lucid Insanity
    Lucid Insanity Month ago

    Great ending moron...

  • Rebel friend
    Rebel friend Month ago

    Bill “it’s gotta good spread” burr

  • MrOliverTube
    MrOliverTube Month ago

    how many calories do you burn on an average show? LOVE this shit