history of japan

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  • Angel Snowflake
    Angel Snowflake 11 минут назад

    1:58 HIRE A SAMURAI.

  • kaki inasaridze
    kaki inasaridze Час назад

    that moment when a comedy video teaches you more about history then school..

  • Zephram Anderegg
    Zephram Anderegg 2 часа назад

    Make moreeeeeeeeeeeee

  • Vicelya Visakha
    Vicelya Visakha 3 часа назад

    knock knock

    it's the UNITED STATES
    lmao

  • 笑い男
    笑い男 3 часа назад

    😁😁😁

  • Sans Uf
    Sans Uf 4 часа назад

    how bout i do *anyway*?

  • OneSparky9000 Gaming
    OneSparky9000 Gaming 5 часов назад

    There was Land bridge
    Really badly raped nanking
    Got nuked by the US

  • ToxicJillTheCat 24
    ToxicJillTheCat 24 5 часов назад +1

    I broke my girlfriend by showing her this.

  • HardBoiledGreg
    HardBoiledGreg 5 часов назад

    Monkey Fun

  • Slime
    Slime 7 часов назад

    I can't take my eyes off of these lessons...

  • Dream Cat
    Dream Cat 7 часов назад

    Be my teacher please.

  • Gilberto Tria III
    Gilberto Tria III 7 часов назад

    japan conquored the philippines too....

  • MadameSomnambule
    MadameSomnambule 8 часов назад

    Then anime became a booming business and the birth rate went down the toilet. The end.

  • Dennis Kildegaard
    Dennis Kildegaard 8 часов назад

    Can you please do a video of Scandinavian history?? I would love that very much and even use it in my classes.. :)

  • Awesoman47 #OMG
    Awesoman47 #OMG 8 часов назад

    history of United States of America please

  • KT’s Art
    KT’s Art 8 часов назад +1

    Wow I was born in a place where there were TREES and HELLA LOTS OF RICE and MOUNTAINS and RELIGION THAT SAID “try itt” AND WAS CALLED DIP SHIT AND NOW 🎵sun SHINE lanDDD🎵 and is SPIRTITUAL GREATNESS. AND DET HIRED SAMURAI


    well I guess u know it now

  • Dank MayMays For DayDays
    Dank MayMays For DayDays 9 часов назад

    My world history teacher showed this in class and it was 0:04

  • Joaquin
    Joaquin 9 часов назад +1

    History of China please!

  • Tuxedo 25
    Tuxedo 25 9 часов назад +1

    0:15 funny

  • BALOR 3:16
    BALOR 3:16 9 часов назад

    Amazing. Just incredible.

  • UnderPaidGamer
    UnderPaidGamer 10 часов назад

    I just learned about ww1 and that wwq part was so fucking accurate

  • The AllTimeGamer
    The AllTimeGamer 11 часов назад

    *THE SUN IS A DEADLY LASER*

  • The great dictator
    The great dictator 12 часов назад

    many laughs

  • Planes World
    Planes World 12 часов назад

    2:59 FIRE

  • Anon E. Mouse
    Anon E. Mouse 12 часов назад

    #hireasamurai

  • Heyitsalicexo
    Heyitsalicexo 12 часов назад

    HiRe A sAMuRai

  • Andreea
    Andreea 13 часов назад

    Do one on Dracula and Romania! Pretty Please :D

  • Avgeek Productions
    Avgeek Productions 13 часов назад

    H I R E A S A M U R A I

  • Mătușa Goa
    Mătușa Goa 13 часов назад

    Lol everyone is scared of Russia

  • Michael Hazlerig
    Michael Hazlerig 14 часов назад

    Please do more of these.

  • Omega Rasetsu
    Omega Rasetsu 15 часов назад

    2:30

    Correction. They were killed off in a hurricane. The two japanese words for Hurricane are 台風 (Taifu'u, which means "standing wind" is the lexiconic origin of the word Typhoon), and 神風 (Kamikaze, which means "God Winds" or "Divine wind" and was sought as the ideal that the gods or god intended the wind to wipe out the enemies).

    So the tornado thing is false. Otherwise a 竜巻 (Tatsumaki or "Dragon Roll" which means Tornado) would be associated with Kamikaze, and not Hurricanes. The fact of the matter is, in the history, it was said that a divine wind came and wiped out the Mongols. The situation really was that the Japanese were used to Hurricanes. The Mongols never dealt with that type of weather before. Thus, they had no clue how to survive it. Tornados are very common in the Mongolian steppe. The Mongols wouldn't have been stupid enough to be killed off in a tornado. Also, the Mongols would have known if the weather would be tornado weather, and would have left the battle field, to hunker down to fight another day. You are casting the mongols as being stupid, which they weren't.

  • D K
    D K 15 часов назад

    That nuke part was depressing

  • D K
    D K 15 часов назад

    3:59 trump? *t r u m p* ? *_t r u m p_* ?

  • D K
    D K 15 часов назад

    *monkey fun* ? what?

  • System 32
    System 32 15 часов назад

    Japan is dipshit

  • Pussy Destroyer
    Pussy Destroyer 16 часов назад

    why cant i stop watching this again anf again

  • Pokemaster 22
    Pokemaster 22 17 часов назад

    Bigger than any other bomb... ever (tm)

  • Pokemaster 22
    Pokemaster 22 17 часов назад

    *"a little less scared at russia"*

  • Alpha-Q-Up
    Alpha-Q-Up 19 часов назад +1

    history of USA would be a drag...cuz it would be all about white people killing and chaining up innocent people.

  • Chemical crybaby is a part of the Clique
    Chemical crybaby is a part of the Clique 20 часов назад

    I don't care if we learn about the history of japan I'll play this.

  • Susan Is Pun-Intended
    Susan Is Pun-Intended 21 час назад

    Americans also bombed Japan to stop raping the Philippines from Bataan to Tarlac... To Maynila. Yay

  • Foxy Doodles
    Foxy Doodles 23 часа назад

    Freaking genius, you learn shit and you laugh so hard

  • percabethisawesome
    percabethisawesome День назад

    I learnt more from this than history classes

  • mrRubiks
    mrRubiks День назад

    Re-commenting this new and improved:
    japan is an island by the sea filled with volcanoes and it's
    BEAUTIFUUUUUL.

    -1,000,000,000:
    in the year negative a billion japan might not have been here.

    -40,000:
    in the year negative forty-thousand it was here, and you could walk to it (land bridge), and some people walked to it.

    -12,000:
    then it got warmer, some icebergs melted, it became an island and now there's lots of
    TREEEES
    because it's warmer.

    -10,000:
    so now there's people on the island they're basically sort of hanging out in between the mountains eating nuts off trees and using the latest technology, like Stones, and Bowls.

    -500:
    ding dong, it's the Outside World, and they have technology from the future (bronze age), like Really Good Metal, and Crazy rice farms. now you can make A Lot Of Rice, really really quickly. that means if you own the Farm, you own a lot of Food, which is something everybody needs to
    SURVIIIVE
    so that makes you king.

    -225 - 270:
    Rice Farming and Rice Kingdoms spread across the land, all the way to here. the most important ones were here (hi), here (chikushi), here (izumo), here (kibi), here (koshi), here (yamato), and here (kenu). but this one (yamato) was the most most important, ruled by a Heavenly Superperson (天皇), or Emperor, for short.

    593:
    knock knock, get the door, it's Religion, the new prince (prince shotoku) wants everyone to try this hot new religion (buddhism) from Baekje.
    "please try this religion" he said.
    "no" said everybody.
    "try iiit" he said.
    "no" said everybody again quieter this time.

    604:
    and so the religion was put into place, and the rules that came with it.

    645:
    then the government was taken over by Another Clique. and they made some reforms (taika reforms), like making the government more, and making the government more like china's government, which is a government that governs more.
    "hi china" (tang dynasty) they said
    "hi dipsh*t" (倭) said china.
    "can you call us something else other than dipsh*t?" said japan.
    "like what?" said china.
    HOW ABOUT SUNRISE LAAAND, nihon (日本), said japan.

    711:
    and they stole china's alphabet and wrote a book (kojiki/古事記) about themselves.

    720:
    and then they made lots of Poetry and Art and another book about themselves (日本書紀).

    794:
    then they stopped moving the capital every time the emperor died and kept it in one place for a while (kyoto). right here (heian palace).

    802:
    and they conquered the north finally. get that screwed away.

    804:
    and rich hipster named Kukai (空海) is bored with modern buddhism, goes to china and learns a better version (shingon buddhism) which is more
    SPIRITUAAAL
    comes back, reinvents the alphabet (kana), and causes Art and Literature to be
    GREAAT
    for a long time. and the royal palace became such a dream world of art that they really didn't give a sh*t about running the country. so if you live outside the palace, how are you supposed to protect your sh*t from criminals?
    HIRE A SAMURAIIIIII

    1007-1041:
    everyone started hiring samurai.
    correction:
    rich important people hired samurai. poor people who could not afford to hire samurai did not hire samurai.
    the samurai became organized and powerful. more powerful than the Government.

    1192:
    so they made their own military government. here (shogunate). they let the Emperor be "emperor", but the Shogun (military leader). is actually in control.

    1266:
    breaking news, the Mongols have invaded China.
    "we've invaded China" said the mongols.
    "please respect us, or else we might invade you as well."
    "okay" said japan.

    1274:
    so the mongols came over, ready for war, and died in a tornado (actually a typhoon).

    1281:
    but they tried again, and had a nice time fighting with the japanese but then died in a tornado (actually a typhoon).

    1333:
    then the Emperor overthrows the Shogunate.

    1336:
    then the Shogunate overthrows him back and moves to Kyoto and makes a new shogunate (ashikaga shogunate). and the emperor and still dress like an emperor if he wants that's fine.
    NOW THERE'S MORE AAAART.
    like Painting with less Colors. Collaborative Poetry. Plays. Monkey Fun. Tea Parties. Gardening. Architecture. Flowers.

    1464:
    it's time for who's going to be the next Shogun? usually it's the shogun's kid. but the shogun doesn't have a kid, so he tries to get his brother to quit being a monk and be the next shogun. he says ok, but then the shogun has a kid, so now who's it gonna be? vote now on your phones. and everybody voted so hard that the palace caught on fire and burned down (onin war). the shogun actually didn't care he was off somewhere doing poetry.

    1467+:
    and the whole country broke into pieces (sengoku jidai)
    (Shimazu, Shoni, Otomo, Ouchi, Yamana, Kono, Amago, Akamatsu, Hosokawa, Hatakeyama, Ashikaga, Asakura, Toki, Imagawa, Takeda, Uesugi, Ashina, Satake, Date, Mogami)
    everyone is fighting with each other for local power, and it's anybody's game.

    1548:
    knock, knock, it's Europe. no they're not here to take over (yet). they just wanna sell some sh*t. like clocks, and guns, and JESUUUUS.
    so that's cool, but everyone's still fighting with each other. now with guns. and wouldn't it be nice to control the capital? which right now is Puppets, with no one controlling them.

    1560:
    this clan (imagawa) is ready to make a run for it. but first they have to trample this smaller clan (oda). surprise, the smaller clan wins.

    1568:
    and the leader of that clan (oda nobunaga) steals the idea of invading the capital and invades the capital, and it goes very well.

    1582:
    he's about halfway through conquering japan when someone who works for him kills him, and then someone else who works for him kills them.

    1590:
    and that guy (toyotomi hideyoshi) finishes conquering japan. and then he confiscated everyone's swords, and made some rules.

    1598:
    "and now i'm going to invade korea, and then hopefully china" he said, and failed, and also died. but before he died he told these five guys (council of five elders)
    (Ukita Hideie, Uesugi Kagekatsu, Mori Terumoto, Tokugawa Ieyasu, Maeda Toshiie)
    to take care of his five-year-old son until he's old enough to be the next ruler of japan. and the five guys said
    "yeah right, it's not gonna be this kid, it's gonna be one of us, cuz we're grownups."
    and it's probably gonna be this guy (Tokugawa Ieyasu) who happens to be way more rich and powerful than the others (*cough* trump *cough).

    1600:
    a lot of people support him, but a lot of people support not supporting him (ishida mitsunari). they have a fight (battle of sekigahara).

    1603:
    and he wins. and starts a new government government, right here
    EDOOOOO
    and he still lets the emperor dress like an emperor. and have very nice things. but don't get confused. this is the new government (tokugawa family), and they are very strict.

    1639:
    so strict they close the country (鎖国). no one can leave, and no one can come in. except for the dutch, if they wanna buy and sell sh*t. but they have to do it right here (dejima).

    1642+:
    now that the entire country was not at war with itself, the population increased a lot. business increased. schools were built. roads were built. everyone learned to read. books were published. there's poetry (haiku). plays (kabuki). sexy times (ukiyo). puppet shows (bunraku).

    1712:
    and Dutch Studies. people started to study european science from books they bought from the dutch. we're talking Geography, Skeletons, Physics, Chemistry, Astronomy, and maybe even Electricity.

    1795+:
    overtime, the economical and cultural prosperity began to gradually slow d-

    1853:
    knock, knock. it's the United States, with huge boats, with guns. gunboats.
    "open the country. stop having it be closed." said the united states.
    there's really nothing they could do, so they signed a contract that lets the united states, britain, and russia visit japan anytime they want.
    Choshu and Satsuma hated this.
    "that sucks" they said.
    "this sucks!!!!"

    1868:
    and with almost very little outside help (*cough* britain *cough*) they overthrew the shogunate (boshin war). and somehow made the emperor (emperor meiji) the emperor again (meiji restoration). and moved him to edo which they renamed eastern capital (tokyo). they made a new government which was a "lot more western". they made a new constitution (meiji constitution) which was pretty western (us constitution). and a military that was, pretty western (large).
    and do you know what else is western? that's right, it's conquering stuff (*cough* british empire *cough). so what can we conquer? korea!

    1894:
    they conquer korea, taking it from it's previous owner (or suzerain) china. and then go a little bit further, and russia rushes in out of nowhere and says
    "stop, no, you can't take that. we were gonna build a railroad here to try to get some warm water." (south manchuria railway)

    1899:
    and russia builds their railroad, supervised by a sh*t ton of soilders. and then when the railroad was done they downgraded to a f*ck ton. did i say downgrade i meant upgrade. and japan says
    "can you maybe chill?" and russia says
    "how about maybe you chill?"
    japan is kind of scared of russia. you'll never guess who's also kind of scared of russia. great britain.

    1902:
    so japan and great britain make an Alliance together so they can be a little less scared of russia.

    1904:
    feeling confident, japan goes to war with russia (russo-japanese war). just for a moment. then they both get tired and stop.
    IT'S TIME FOR WORLD WAR OOOOONEEEE.

  • Sam Dressman
    Sam Dressman День назад

    Subject: friendship

  • Emily Staley
    Emily Staley День назад

    DID YOU JUST *NOT* TALK ABOUT ANIME????

  • Arch-Lord
    Arch-Lord День назад

    I died laughing at 4:46 when the little boat rolls up and interrupts him

  • Tory
    Tory День назад

    jesus i cannot watch this

  • 이충선
    이충선 День назад

    i think japan have not aplogized to many asian countries. so japan need to be hit more nuclear. and i am glad because Fukushima radioactivity station explode. but many asian countries don't like becuause japan goverment deceive their seafood that from Fukushima is normal.

    • harce matobarui
      harce matobarui 16 часов назад

      あなたはハングルの名前ですから韓国人ですか?私は日本人ですが、英語は話せないので翻訳で読んでください。   ”hit more nuclear”とはもっと原子爆弾を落とせの意味なのか、原発事故をもっと起こせの意味のことか分からないですが、どちらにしろ決して言ってはならない言葉です。   ふざけたこを言うなと言いたいです。   そして、アジアの国に謝りが足りないとか言っているようですが、そもそもWW2以前は白人が世界の大半を支配していた植民地時代で(白人及びコーカソイドはやはり優秀で、90%以上の人類の創造物の原理、しくみを作りだしたらしい。彼らが世界を支配するのは当然かもしれない)その中で、日本はなんとか植民地化を免れた。そして日本は西ヨーロッパとたまたま似た封建主義社会であったので経済が発展することができた。    ここまではほぼ世界の共通認識にすべきでしょう。  ・・・このあとはまた今度。。。とにかく朝鮮半島に関してはロシアの脅威でああいう形にしかならなかったと思う。。。明日も仕事があるから寝ます。。。

  • Michigan Mitten
    Michigan Mitten День назад

    Last year my teacher showed this in class

  • Moon Blossom
    Moon Blossom День назад

    History of China :^)

  • ZIDDIM
    ZIDDIM День назад

    *HIRE A SAMURI*

  • 大牛凯斯
    大牛凯斯 День назад

    "Open the country. Stop having it be closed." hahaha

  • POKER ANARCHY
    POKER ANARCHY День назад

    sexytimes

  • Charlotte roster
    Charlotte roster День назад

    PLEASE DO ONE FOR AUSTRALIA

  • Jonah Braun
    Jonah Braun День назад

    You could make a religion out of this!

  • Jack McFord
    Jack McFord День назад

    *My friend:* Can you stop watching History of Japan? You've played it like a thousand times already!

    *Me:* 7:18

  • Annoying Ghoul Dog.
    Annoying Ghoul Dog. День назад

    4:22 HEY I'M DUTCH?!

  • Mark Mason
    Mark Mason День назад

    wheres the shitty anime

  • akira is here
    akira is here День назад

    I'm just imagining all the Hetalia characters

  • Jason Smith
    Jason Smith День назад

    Holy Shit, amazing

  • jared gameplay
    jared gameplay День назад

    Ima buy jesus

  • 유상
    유상 День назад

    I'n don't know English I'm a korean
    It's korean
    한국의 중국의 속국이아닌 중국에게 물건(Thing)을 주는 작은 국가입니다
    즉 중국의 속국이 아닌거죠 다른나라입장에서 불편한 걸 말하지 말하지마세요

  • Rumman Naser
    Rumman Naser День назад

    The skeleton spooked me soo bad !!

  • sushant panwar
    sushant panwar День назад

    *Ok......*
    *SUBARASHI*

  • Farees Iskandar
    Farees Iskandar День назад

    can i know....what kind of editor you use for this video?

  • TheSuperKidoo - Road To 1000 Subs!

    6:32 ass or head?

  • Intel & Nvidia SUXXZZZ!!!
    Intel & Nvidia SUXXZZZ!!! День назад

    You are a cunt, mate. You are such a cunt. Why there's only history of japenis? make one for China/Korea and etc. You suck shit you cunt faggot.

  • RyaLau
    RyaLau День назад

    "Open the country. Stop having it be closed." -United States

  • Blackholefourspam
    Blackholefourspam 2 дня назад

    Nihon: Can we be known as Nihon?
    World: Ok Japan.

  • 농크앙
    농크앙 2 дня назад

    비옠쯔 ㅋㅋ

  • mineralisk
    mineralisk 2 дня назад

    Did he make it PG-13?

  • Adriana Espan
    Adriana Espan 2 дня назад

    Hahahahah I’ll be quite interested to have a china history too or any other country

  • pwakkaken tibizz
    pwakkaken tibizz 2 дня назад

    dammn this a fucken nice sh**t I ever seen😁😁😁😁😁

  • Acidic Toaster
    Acidic Toaster 2 дня назад

    history of Russia please

  • Morgan Bennett
    Morgan Bennett 2 дня назад

    I want to go to Japan

  • Atom Gamers
    Atom Gamers 2 дня назад

    Please Germany next!

  • ObliviiousLunar
    ObliviiousLunar 2 дня назад

    S a m u r a i

  • Booismydog
    Booismydog 2 дня назад

    open the country. stop having it be closed.

    why am I laughing so hard at this send help

  • francesco caracciolo
    francesco caracciolo 2 дня назад

    "Now with guns!!" good hint for a commercial...

  • spooky ghost
    spooky ghost 2 дня назад

    What about Argentinian history?
    Plz do Argentinian history uwu

  • Darth Noòx
    Darth Noòx 2 дня назад

    Yay I'm dutch so that they were allowed made me happy

  • Konosch
    Konosch 2 дня назад

    and it all leads to super saiyajin blue shit HELL NO

  • Konosch
    Konosch 2 дня назад

    Anime drifters intensifies

  • gustavs pakalnieks
    gustavs pakalnieks 2 дня назад

    Stop having it be closed.

  • Nardude
    Nardude 2 дня назад

    I love these. They're funny and a great source of information. It's because of these I pass my history tests😂please make more!

  • koekjes num
    koekjes num 2 дня назад

    the dutch went wild

  • Dank Memes
    Dank Memes 2 дня назад

    A shit ton of soldiers and when the railroad was finished the downgraded to a fuck ton, did I say downgraded I meant upgraded.

    • Dank Memes
      Dank Memes 2 дня назад

      Can you call us something’s else than dipshit? Yea like what? Maybe Sunrise land.

  • 先輩野獣
    先輩野獣 2 дня назад

    berry perfect

  • Maou Sadao
    Maou Sadao 2 дня назад

    You talk about Japan but only have one anime reference?
    Boi. How about anime was inspired by ww2 depression

  • weka
    weka 2 дня назад

    wow, so cool man

  • Hendra Widjaja
    Hendra Widjaja 2 дня назад

    H

  • Chloe Kendall
    Chloe Kendall 2 дня назад

    This video includes 3 of my favourite things: Japan, History and Bill Wurtz!

  • Roland Daniel Yaun
    Roland Daniel Yaun 2 дня назад

    So what is happening on northern Japan while the heavenly super person is ruling the south?

  • Roland Daniel Yaun
    Roland Daniel Yaun 2 дня назад

    Good thing I searched it here after I watched it on Facebook

  • AndrewToons
    AndrewToons 2 дня назад

    B E A U T I F U L

  • himajinn girl
    himajinn girl 2 дня назад

    死ぬほどつまんない日本史三年以上やるよりこの動画見た方がよっぽど理解しやすいしおもしろい
    Love this!!!I wish history class would be as interesting as this video is bc it’s usually boring af

  • The REAL Retro Gamer
    The REAL Retro Gamer 3 дня назад

    "And sexy times"

  • WuterLike
    WuterLike 3 дня назад

    Japan says "Can you chill?"
    Russia says "How about you chill?"

    -Yuri on crack

  • Pyxis the Musician
    Pyxis the Musician 3 дня назад

    Germany just had war declared on them by Britain, because Britain is friends with Belgium, which is being trespassed by Germany in order to get to France to kick France's ass, because France is friends with Russia, who is getting ready to kick Austria's ass, because Austria's getting ready to kick Serbia's ass because someone from Serbia shot the leader of Austria's ass. Er, actually he shot him in the head.

    There. Ass kicking in perfect order.